Reborn into the Investiture of the Gods Era, Li Changshou became a small-time Qi-Refining Warrior. Without any fortune added to his life, he doomed to not become a child of destiny or any of the sort. He only dreamed of one day cultivating immortality and become an unaging old one.

In order to settle down and pursue his dreams in these cruel times, he made great efforts to not be inflicted by karma.

He outlined these as part of his master plan:

• When murdering, make sure to scatter his enemy's ashes
• Plan first, carry it out after
• Never rashly step into anything dangerous
• Conceal all trump cards
• Cultivate Escape Techniques
• Refine Poison Pills
• Wield magical powers
• Be motionless like an old dog before acting, then act with a single earth-shattering strike before quietly leaving

In Li Changshou's original plan, he would hide safely in a mountain and devote himself to becoming an Immortal, until one year, his Old Master considered moving about and brought back......a newly received junior sister......

A relatively handsome genius is cursed by a strange disease that causes him to lose consciousness whenever a woman touches him.

Yang Jian from the modern world died and was reborn into the Yang Jian of Investiture of the Gods. With his father and brother dead, his mother imprisoned by the Jade Emperor and his little sister Yang Xiaochan piteously wailing beside him, Yang Jian's new life began in strife...

But reborn as the future Erlangshen, he was destined for greatness!

Apprenticing under Jade Cauldron True Master! Levelling the mountain to save his mother! Achieve Sainthood with Body Refinement! Taking a dog to chase down Chang'e!

"After I crush that Liu Yanchang to death, who will dare scheme against my dear Yang Xiaochan!"