„Asakawa-san, gives me the cell phone.” “浅川同学,把手机给我。” Pure white slender white hands extended from the fitting room. 一只洁白修长的玉手从试衣间伸了出来。 „Un.” “嗯。” The telephone will not naturally hit. 电话自然是不会打。 Itsuki and Miku, Nino definitely will have a fit of bad temper but actually, when the time comes must trouble compared with Ichika. 五月和三玖倒也罢了,二乃肯定又会炸毛,到时候比一花还要麻烦。 Looks Asakawa Naoki has the tacit understanding hands over very much the cell phone, is in the fitting room the young girl flickering younger sister's dialogue, the guide young lady covers up the chest anxiously: 看着浅川直树很有默契的将手机递过去,然后是试衣间中少女忽悠妹妹的对话,导购员小姐紧张掩住胸口: „Present high-school student, was really fearful.” “现在的高中生,实在是太可怕了。” Buys the underwear quickly, under the guide young lady vision complex gaze, Asakawa Naoki and Ichika said goodbye to leave. 很快买好内衣,在导购员小姐目光复杂的注视下,浅川直树和一花告辞离开。 „, 7:20...... did not go home Nino to telephone.” Ichika pulls ears gently by the wind dishevel black hair, „can Asakawa-san have the dinner together?” “唔,七点20……再不回家二乃又要打电话来了。”一花轻轻挽起耳畔被风吹乱的青丝,“浅川同学要不要一起去吃晚餐？” Asakawa Naoki decisive rejection: „Does not need.” 浅川直树果断拒绝:“不需要。” „hey, is quite brutal.” “诶,好无情。” „It's already late, hurries to go home.” “时间不早了,赶紧回家。” „Good, Asakawa-san will see noon tomorrow.” “好吧,浅川同学明天中午见。” Asakawa Naoki is startled: „Why is at noon?” 浅川直树一怔:“为什么是中午？” „~” Ichika stretches out finger, ignites lip gently, on the face shows the joyful smile of fox-like, „Asakawa-kun will know tomorrow.” “嘛~”一花伸出手指,轻轻点着唇瓣儿,脸上露出稻荷神一样的愉悦微笑,“浅川君明天就知道了喔。” „, tram did not come.” Ichika waves, the sound is clear, is Asakawa Naoki draws a wave of hatred value, „proficient to a Asakawa-kun round of news, does not need to be worried about me.” “唔,电车来了。”一花挥了挥手,声音清脆悦耳,为浅川直树拉来一波仇恨值,“到家会给浅川君发消息的,不用担心我。” „......” “……” Therefore has not been worried about you, from beginning to end is you are speaking one's mind, just before leaving before had not forgotten to do the matter, was really the devil right! 所以说根本就没有担心你,从头到尾都是你在自说自话,临走之前还不忘搞事,果然是恶魔没错了！ ...... …… A night does not have the words. 一夜无话。 Next morning 8 0.4 ten, Asakawa Naoki goes out on time, sits tram to go to five sisters' apartments. 第二天早上八点四十,浅川直树准时出门,坐电车前往五姐妹的公寓。 Nine o'clock entire, Asakawa Naoki on time arrives under apartment building, puts out the cell phone, the Itsuki call. 九点钟整,浅川直树准时到达公寓楼下,拿出手机,拨打五月的电话。 The telephone puts through quickly. 电话很快接通。 The Itsuki sound resounds in ears: „Asakawa-san, you to which?” 五月的声音在耳畔响起:“浅川同学,你到哪儿了？” Asakawa Naoki replied: „In downstairs.” 浅川直树回答:“在楼下。” „Knew, this gets down to meet you.” “知道了,这就下去接你。” The high class apartment passes in and out must swipe the keycard, a Asakawa Naoki person cannot go , can only call to shout that the person leads oneself. 高档公寓进出都要刷门禁卡,浅川直树一个人进不去,只能打电话喊人来领自己。 A moment later, Itsuki from the elevator, after seeing Asakawa Naoki, eye one bright, the under foot speed significantly sped up, finally the double back of the hand after behind, jumped to Asakawa Naoki in front. 片刻之后,一只五月从电梯中走了出来,看见浅川直树后,眼睛一亮,脚下速度明显加快,最后双手背在身后,跳到浅川直树面前。 „Asakawa-san, good morning. (*^▽^*)” “浅川同学,早上好。(*^▽^*)” „Good morning.” “早上好。” The Asakawa Naoki attention was captured by the young girl uncontrolled, falls to the small rabbit of young girl chest front cheerful beat on, near when the ear as if resounds Slime acted ‚puyo puyo’ tremor sound. 浅川直树目光不受控制地被少女所吸引,落到少女胸前欢快跳动的小兔子上面,耳边似乎响起了史莱姆行动时的‘噗哟噗哟’的颤动声响。 Five sisters except for the hairstyle and character, other aspects are all consistent, in other words...... should the growth degree be also exactly the same? 五姐妹除了发型和性格,其它方面全都一致,也就是说……发育程度应该也一模一样了？ Obviously is the chest conceals just fool, do not run was so quick, is not only easy to lose the balance, will also cause very big burden to the shoulder! 明明是个胸藏正义的笨蛋,就别跑那么快了,不仅容易失去平衡,还会对肩膀造成很大负担的吧！ Asakawa Naoki tranquil nod: „Troubled you.” 浅川直树平静点头:“麻烦你了。” „It is not troublesome, a Asakawa-san person gets up to catch up early, called laboriously.” Itsuki spoke, while swiped the card to open the door with the keycard, making Asakawa Naoki come. “不麻烦,浅川同学一个人起那么早赶过来,才叫辛苦呢。”五月一边说话,一边用门禁卡刷卡开门,让浅川直树进来。 Two people enter the elevator. „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” 两人走进电梯。“盯——” Itsuki opens the eye, looks to Asakawa Naoki. 五月睁大眼睛,看向浅川直树。 „What's wrong?” Asakawa Naoki asked. “怎么了？”浅川直树问道。 „It‘s nothing......” “没什么啦……” Itsuki puts aside the vision, puts out a hand according to the elevator, as if came under the unknown attack, ahoge of top of the head faded. 五月移开目光,伸手去按电梯,似乎受到了未知打击,头顶的呆毛都蔫了下来。 Asakawa Naoki swept Itsuki, hesitates a half second of say/way: „Yotsuba?” 浅川直树扫了眼五月,沉吟半秒道:“四叶？” „hey?” Itsuki raised the head, on the face shows the vacant expression, is crooked the head to deny, „I am not, Yotsuba eats the bread at home.” “诶？”五月抬起头,脸上露出茫然的表情,歪着脑袋否认道,“我不是,四叶在家里吃面包呢。” The Asakawa Naoki silent two seconds, then said: „Formerly the matches, went out in the summer window-shop, suddenly feels somewhat itchy......” 浅川直树沉默两秒,然后道:“从前有一根火柴,夏天出门逛街,忽然觉得头有些痒……” „Wú ——” “唔——” Itsuki deeply inspires, puff up pink cheeks, makes the common swimming feeling suffocated expression, same laughed at me to listen to three, do not want to provoke laughter again I! 五月深吸口气,鼓起粉腮,做出常见的游泳憋气表情,同样的笑话我已经听三遍了,别想再逗笑我！ „That trades one.” A Asakawa Naoki thread of conversation revolution, „the former person window-shopped, walks to feel sole acid suddenly......” “那换一个。”浅川直树话锋一转,“从前有一个人逛街,走着走着忽然觉得脚底一酸……” Itsuki cannot bear ask: „Why can be sour?” 五月忍不住问道:“为什么会酸呢？” „Because he stepped on a lemon.” “因为他踩到了一只柠檬。” „......” “……” Sees Yotsuba several seconds not to respond, in the Asakawa Naoki heart is astonished however: „A week passes by, did could it be smile suddenly becomes high?” 见四叶好几秒钟没有反应,浅川直树心中讶然:“一个星期过去,难道笑点忽然变高了？” „Said such ordinary cold joke hadn't responded?” “还是说这么普通的冷笑话没有反应？” In any event, Asakawa Naoki definitely present Itsuki is Yotsuba disguises certainly as very much, five sisters really like the mutual replacement very much game. 无论如何,浅川直树很肯定眼前的五月一定是四叶假扮而成,五姐妹果然很喜欢相互换装的游戏。 In the world does not have the completely same leaf, even if the quintuplets will have the difference, the scabs of the place of difference in the navel, after the navel is the umbilical cord breaks, stays behind, because will be the day after tomorrow stays behind, having unique —— that is unable to camouflage 世界上没有完全相同的树叶,就算是五胞胎同样会有区别,区别之处就在肚脐,肚脐是脐带断裂后留下的伤疤,因为是后天留下,拥有无法伪装的唯一性—— In other words, later meets five sisters' replacement game, only needing makes them lift the clothes, making oneself inspect the belly, can be clear at a glance, takes a seat according to ticket number! 也就是说,以后再遇到五姐妹的换装游戏,只需要让她们掀开衣服,让自己检查肚子,就可以一目了然,对号入座了啊！ „, Ha, the foot meets the acid strangely and no wonder......” “哈、哈哈哈,怪、怪不得脚会酸……” When the Asakawa Naoki ponder spoke a cold joke again, the vitality full laughter resounds near the ear suddenly. 就在浅川直树思考再说一个冷笑话的时候,元气满满的笑声在耳边忽然响起。 my arse! Also thinks that you studied diligently and practiced hard recently, enhance own to smile, originally is the network delays is too high, just recovered! 你妹啊！还以为你最近勤学苦练,提高了自己的笑点呢,原来是网络延迟太高,刚刚才回过神来吗！ If analogies the browser the brain, others are the newest generation of Google and red foxes, you are the IE browser! 如果将大脑比喻成浏览器,别人是最新代的谷歌和火狐,你是IE浏览器吧！ „pain pain pain......” fool Yotsuba put out a hand to cover the belly, the corner of the eye smiles the tears, „belly good pain...... ha haha......” “痛痛痛……”笨蛋四叶伸手捂住肚子,眼角笑出了泪花,“肚子好痛……哈哈哈……” Knows that the pain do not smile, obviously is an ultracold cold joke, your smiles lowly! 知道痛你就别笑了啊,明明就是一个超冷的冷笑话,你的笑点到底是有多低啊！ During the speeches, Asakawa Naoki and Yotsuba have gotten to the apartment entrance. 说话间,浅川直树和四叶已经走到公寓门口。 „Stomach and belly good pain......” Yotsuba to grasp the arm of Asakawa Naoki, the fragrance of young girl body shampoo and gel swamps into the tip of the nose, very nice-smelling milk fragrance, the stutter said, „Asakawa-san makes me hug, and is not good, could not take a walk......” “肚、肚子好痛……”四叶抱住浅川直树的手臂,少女身上洗发液与沐浴露的香气涌入鼻端,还有一股很好闻的奶香气,结结巴巴说,“浅川同学让我抱一下,不、不行了,走不动了……” kāchā. 咔嚓。 The door opens. 房门打开。 A long hair and waist, the right hand hugs in the chest front, body puts on the young girl door of pink sweatshirt to open, did not say patiently: „In the weekend must see your fellow, was tired of......” 一名长发及腰,右手抱在胸前,身上穿着浅红色运动衫的少女将门打开,不耐烦道:“周末还要见到你这个家伙,烦死了……” „Four, Yotsuba?!” “四、四叶？！” „Two, Nino......” “二、二乃……” Yotsuba is covering the belly, raised the head from the Asakawa Naoki bosom, the corner of the eye also brings the tears. 四叶捂着肚子,从浅川直树怀中抬起头,眼角还带着泪花。 „Bastard Asakawa!!” The young girl after gate deeply inspires, is the sound of being furious resounds, „what did your fellow make to Yotsuba?!” “混蛋浅川！！”门后的少女深吸口气,紧接着是震怒的声音响起,“你这家伙对四叶做了什么？！” „My anything has not done.” Helpless Asakawa Naoki replied, but said cold joke that's all, who knows that will smile this, smiling was also too low. “我什么都没做。”浅川直树无奈回答,只是说了一个冷笑话而已,谁知道会笑成这样,笑点也太低了吧。 Yotsuba attended class cannot play the cell phone absolutely, if did not see the cold joke carefully, laughs in the classroom, the Sensei air/Qi to cerebral hemorrhage outbreak! 四叶上课的时候绝对不能玩手机,万一不小心看到了冷笑话,在课堂上大笑起来,会把老师气到脑溢血发作的吧！ Nino has a fit of bad temper: „Yotsuba cried, you added no!” 二乃炸毛:“四叶都哭了,你还说没什么！” „Made Yotsuba tell you.” “让四叶跟你说。” Asakawa Naoki helps up to shove open Yotsuba decisively. 浅川直树果断将四叶扶起推开。 „Shallow, Asakawa-san......” Yotsuba covered the belly, the eye tearful was saying, „...... and was not good in the elevator a moment ago, the belly good pain, to shatter......” “浅、浅川同学……”四叶捂着肚子,眼泪汪汪说,“刚才在电梯里……不、不行了,肚子好痛,要坏掉了……” „Bastard Asakawa! Gives me dead 100 times!” “混蛋浅川！给我去死一百次啊！”