„Jumps down.” Asakawa Naoki opens both hands saying that „I'll catch you.” “跳下来。”浅川直树张开双手道,“我接着你。” „Un......” “嗯……” legal loli complied on tree, several seconds does not have the sound, hesitant do not dare to jump. 树上的合法萝莉应了一声,好几秒没有动静,犹犹豫豫不敢跳。 „Broke I to be responsible.” Asakawa Naoki urged, „was thoroughly responsible for a lifetime.” “摔伤了我负责。”浅川直树催促道,“一辈子负责到底。” „One, for a lifetime......” “一、一辈子……” Ogata Rizu winked under the eye, on the small face soon has crimson surging, the look moves fast. 绪方理珠眨了下眼睛,小脸上很快有浅浅的绯红涌起,眼神飘忽起来。 Hey, what are you blushing? 喂喂,你在脸红什么？ Here being responsible for was said that has not caught to make you fall is paralyzed, leg to break the bone fracture and head to lose recalled, had/left the accident I to be responsible, was not other aspects. 这里的负责是说没接住让你摔得半身不遂、腿断骨折、脑袋失忆,出了事故我负责,才不是其他方面。 Naturally, this matter is impossible to appear. 当然了,这种事情不可能出现。 Ogata Rizu 40 kilograms in weight, a oneself hand can lift, only 2-3 meters altitude, catches absolutely does not have the issue. 绪方理珠的体重只有40千克,自己一只手就能举起来,区区2-3米的高度,接住完全没有问题。 „Hū......” “呼……” The Ogata Rizu right hand grasps in the chest front, deeply inspires, the expression on small face strengthens quickly. 绪方理珠右手握在胸前,深深吸了口气,小脸上的表情很快坚定下来。 „Asakawa-san, I jumped.” “浅川同学,我跳了。” „Jumps.” “跳吧。” Asakawa Naoki make a pose, before the mind flashes through suddenly, some spoof chart that online sees, under a high tower, as if had some founder Senpai to speak similar words. 浅川直树摆好姿势,脑海中忽然闪过以前在网上看到的某张恶搞图,一座高塔之下,似乎有某位教主前辈说过类似的话。 Ogata Rizu jumps down from the tree, the execution are too more than ordinary person, worthily is Clockwork Thumbelina. Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand to search, meets the young girl directly in the bosom, the Ogata petite body is equally gentle just like the kitty, almost cannot feel the impulse. 绪方理珠从树上一跃而下,执行力比普通人强出太多,不愧是机械制作的天才少女。浅川直树伸手一探,直接将少女接在怀中,绪方娇小的身体宛若猫咪一样轻柔,几乎感觉不到冲击力。 „Quest Completed, empirical value + 1......” “任务完成,经验值……” In the mind just appeared such thought that Asakawa Naoki then feels the face by the soft spheroid direct racket, then at present fiercely one black. 脑海中刚浮现出这么个念头,浅川直树便觉得面部被柔软的球体直接拍中,然后眼前猛地一黑。 „Bang.” “砰。” The sound that the heavy item falls down resounds. 重物坠地的声音响起。 In field of vision sealed situation, legal loli of Asakawa Naoki in dear goes together backward but actually, is good because of the ground is the soft lawn, even if will throw down will not be injured. 视野被封的情况下,浅川直树连同怀中的合法萝莉一起向后倒去,好在地上是柔软的草坪,就算摔倒也不会受伤。 At present a darkness. 眼前一片漆黑。 Who am I? 我是谁？ Where am I? 我在哪儿？ What just had? 刚刚发生了什么？ Asakawa Naoki lies down on the ground, in the mind appears the philosophy three to ask subconsciously. 浅川直树躺在地上,脑海中下意识浮现出哲学三问。 What thing was pounded a moment ago on the face, why soft wasn't bouncy to touch, painful? 刚才到底是被什么东西砸在了脸上,为什么柔软Q弹,一点儿都不痛？ Why in the air will have strange fragrance? 还有空气中为什么会多出了一股奇怪的香气？ Asakawa Naoki inspires subconsciously, only thought that in the oronasals full is the delightful fragrance, distinguishes carefully, besides the delicate fragrance of liquid detergent, Udon fragrance, clearest is the milk fragrance, sweet milk fragrance, but has distinguished with the ordinary milk fragrance. 浅川直树下意识吸了口气,只觉得口鼻间满是甜美的香气,仔细分辨一下,除了洗衣液的清香,还有一股乌冬面的香气,最清晰的则是奶香,甜甜的奶香,不过和普通的牛奶香气有所区别。 „Wú......” “唔……” Bashful nervous low snort/hum resounds. 一声羞慌的低哼响起。 Does not wait for Asakawa Naoki to distinguish this fragrance is anything, presses the soft spheroid on face to go far away fast, the line of sight restores the pure brightness. 不等浅川直树分辨出这股香气到底是什么,压在脸上的柔软球体已经飞快远去,视线重新恢复清明。 Asakawa Naoki saw clearly finally attacked the own chief criminal. 浅川直树终于看清楚了袭击自己的罪魁祸首。 That is usually hidden under the clothes, at this moment actually wants vivid flat chested, under the function of law of universal gravitation, is rocking like the highest level fruit jelly generally gently, makes threatening gestures. 那是平时隐藏在衣服下面,此刻却要呼之欲出的穷胸极恶,正在万有引力定律的作用下,如同最顶级的果冻一般轻轻晃动,张牙舞爪。 Does not know that falls in the ground head is somewhat ignorant, near the Asakawa Naoki ear as if resounds ‚puyo puyo that’ monster Slime sent out strange sound. 不知道是不是摔在地上脑袋有些懵,浅川直树耳边似乎响起了魔物史莱姆发出的‘噗哟噗哟’奇怪声响。 Asakawa Naoki: „...... The coach, here some people dribbles to hit the person.” 浅川直树:“……教练,这里有人带球撞人。” No wonder at the oneself meeting the move, received in 24 type Tai Chi the 14 th type to stick the face directly, under such near distance, the wrestle expert, still responded even radically without enough time. 怪不得自己会中招,原来是受到了二十四式太极拳中第十四式直接糊脸,这么近的距离下,就算是格斗达人,也根本来不及反应。 oneself calculates that all, the body weight, distance and gravity acceleration, what a pity leaked consider as finished spheroid beyond a specification, therefore collapses completely, throws the street directly, really in the physics allows not second half point to be careless. 自己算到了一切,体重、距离、重力加速度,可惜漏算了一项规格外的球体,于是一败涂地,直接扑街,果然物理学中容不下半点儿粗心大意。 Later makes the physics to all variable consideration. 以后做物理必须将所有变量考虑其中。 It seems like the exercise on science subjects examination paper, any seems like the ordinary ordinary and insignificant number, will play the important role in the topic. 就好像理科试卷上的习题,任何一个看起来普通平常、微不足道的数字,都会在题目中起到至关重要的作用。 „Shallow, Asakawa-san?” “浅、浅川同学？” A Ogata Rizu hand supports on the Asakawa Naoki ear lawn, another hand is covering the chest, on the small face is contaminated crimson, in the eye flashes through wipes anxiously, suddenly lowered the head to collect. 绪方理珠一只手撑在浅川直树耳边的草地上,另一只手掩着胸口,小脸上绯红浸染,眼中闪过一抹紧张,忽然低头凑了过来。 Distance of both sides pulls closer rapidly, is only left over separation of fist quickly. 双方的距离迅速拉近,很快只剩下一拳之隔。 Asakawa Naoki can see each small fold on young girl pink smooth lip clearly, falls gently cherry blossom that to be equally tender and delicate like the park. 浅川直树可以清楚看到少女粉润唇瓣上的每一道微小褶皱,如同公园中飘落的樱花一样娇嫩。 The fragrant scalding hot breath falls on the face, making Asakawa Naoki rapid sober from the reconsideration mistake. 香甜灼热的呼吸落在脸上,让浅川直树迅速从反思错误中清醒过来。 Hey, this distance surpassed the warning line between men and women in any event! So long as lifts under one slightly, can kiss on the lip of that two petal moist pink smooth! 喂喂,这个距离无论如何都超过男女之间的警戒线了吧！只要稍微抬一下头,就能够亲到那两瓣潮湿粉润的唇瓣上啊！ „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” The critical moment, Ogata Rizu stopped. 关键时刻,绪方理珠停了下来。 An attractive big eye looks tight to Asakawa Naoki. 一双漂亮的大眼睛紧张看向浅川直树。 „Asakawa-san?” The young girls are maintaining the super danger, will be won the first kiss danger distance incautiously, looks anxiously. “浅川同学？”少女保持着超级危险,一不小心就会被人夺走初吻的危险距离,紧张望来。 „......” “……” At this moment, Asakawa Naoki discovered that the heart deep place surged suddenly wiped intense palpitation. 此时此刻,浅川直树发现内心深处忽然涌起了一抹强烈的悸动。 The heartbeat accelerates suddenly. 心跳陡然加速。 That is multiplication instinct of the nature brand mark in each genome, wants to know that kisses/intimate is anything felt. 那是自然界烙印在每个生物基因中的繁衍本能,想要知道亲上去是什么感觉。 Reason that not excellent manner, lies in being able to control the own desire and instinct, does not pass through the agreement of girl, makes the bad behavior arbitrarily, clearly was pervert! But the pervert crime the grave offense, does not want such quickly on the social death! 不过人之所以为人,就在于能够控制自己的欲望和本能,不经女孩子的同意,擅自作出恶劣至极的行为,分明就是痴汉了吧！痴汉罪可是重罪,才不想这么快就社会性死亡啊！ „Was too near.” Asakawa Naoki says. “太近了。”浅川直树开口说道。 „Hū......” Ogata Rizu to relax, „Asakawa-san was all right well.” “呼……”绪方理珠松了口气,“浅川同学没事就好。” Originally to observe me has the matter? 原来是为了观察我有没有事？ Even does this, does not need to collect is so near, know that your first kiss nearly did not have! 就算是这样,也不需要凑那么近,知不知道你的初吻差点儿就没了啊！ „Why will think that I do have the matter?” Asakawa Naoki speechless say/way. “为什么会觉得我有事？”浅川直树无语道。 „Asakawa-san seemed like the back to fall toward below a moment ago on the ground, this posture is very easy to fall to the end.” Ogata Rizu pursed the lips, approaches, opens the eye carefully to observe Asakawa Naoki, confirmed that Asakawa Naoki has not presented both eyes to be atheistic, after mouth spits the symptom that the foam, looks deathly pale , to continue saying that „the grandfathers of neighbor family/home have trim flowers and trees time, not careful fell from the ladder, just fell the head, then lay on the bed incontinence......” “浅川同学刚才好像是后背朝下摔在地上,这个姿势很容易摔到头。”绪方理珠抿了抿粉唇,又凑近过来,睁大眼睛仔细观察浅川直树,确认浅川直树没有出现双目无神、口吐白沫、脸色惨白的症状后,继续说道,“邻居家的爷爷有一次修剪花木,不小心从梯子上摔了下来,刚好摔到了脑袋,然后躺在床上大小便失禁……” You sufficed, who did not have a throwing down experience, most people pat the buttocks to crawl, the incontinence example was also too extreme! 你够了,谁还没有个摔倒的经历,绝大多数人拍拍屁股就能爬起来,大小便失禁的例子也太极端了吧！ „Asakawa-san feels relieved.” Ogata Rizu pursed the lips, tone earnest say/way, „, if your incontinence, I will be responsible for taking care of you for a lifetime.” “浅川同学放心吧。”绪方理珠抿着粉唇,语气认真道,“如果你大小便失禁,我会负责照顾你一辈子。” In the life first time hears the girl to pledge that must look after oneself for a lifetime, the result is to look after incontinence, such life super failure? 人生中第一次听到女孩子承诺说要照顾自己一辈子,结果是照顾大小便失禁,这样的人生超级失败吧？ „My is healthy, not to have the incontinence!” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear shout, „you get up the speech.” “我身体好得很,才没有失禁！”浅川直树忍不住喊道,“你起来说话。” „Un......” “嗯……” A Ogata Rizu hand supports in the Asakawa Naoki chest, sat setting out, the small buttocks sit on the belly of Asakawa Naoki exactly, the good body weight is very light, if changes into ahoge deskmate Itsuki, the belly estimates unable to withstand. 绪方理珠一只手撑在浅川直树胸口,坐了起身,小屁股恰好坐在浅川直树的肚子上,还好体重很轻,如果换成呆毛邻桌五月,肚子估计承受不住。 At this time, the ice-cold serious sound resounded together suddenly, the cold wind that as if Siberia blew, making the temperature in air drop suddenly. 这时候,一道冰冷严肃的声音忽然响起,仿佛西伯利亚吹来的寒风,让空气中的温度陡然下降。 „What are you two...... making?” “你们两个……在做什么？” ( PS: Finally recommends a book of friend...... «siscon, Studies God, Does not accept White Study», looked that the name knows, perhaps the siscon novel, behind also has the orthopedics plot.) (PS:最后推荐一本朋友的书……《妹控的,学神,不接受白学》,看名字就知道,妹控小说,后面说不定还有骨科情节。) ( PS2: Sensei drinks the character big change is the setting in original works, the Wei alcoholic intoxication is the setting that my oneself adds.) (PS2:老师喝酒性格大变是原著中的设定,薇奈醉酒是我自己加的设定。) ( «Hair ornament Hundred Glass» has terminated in an instant for several months, suddenly was good to fondly remember sexual impotence fiendish person...... is quite at that time busy, studies car(riage) to be taught dog, but must write brave Lili, causing beyond not to write several, suddenly thought that many people lacked a home to return to...... Ellis and two cousins' three people of lines, being on intimate terms of static cute, fool meow family banquet, the engagement of class leader, six flowers and ten flower news year...... time were quite quick.) (《珈百璃》转眼已经完结几个月了,忽然好怀念阳痿魔王……当时比较忙,学车被训成狗,还要写英梨梨,导致番外没写几篇,忽然觉得好多人都缺一个归宿……爱丽丝与二哈表妹的三人行,静可爱的相亲,傻蛋喵的家宴,班长的订婚,六花和十花的新年……时间好快啊。)