„Jumps down.”Asakawa Naokiopensboth hands saying that „I'll catch you.”
“跳下来。”浅川直树张开双手道,“我接着你。”„Un......”
“嗯……”legal lolicomplied on tree, severalsecondsdoes not have the sound, hesitantdo not dareto jump.
树上的合法萝莉应了一声,好几秒没有动静,犹犹豫豫不敢跳。„BrokeIto be responsible.”Asakawa Naokiurged, „was thoroughly responsible for a lifetime.”
“摔伤了我负责。”浅川直树催促道,“一辈子负责到底。”„One, for a lifetime......”
“一、一辈子……”Ogata Rizuwinkedunder the eye, on the smallfacesoonhascrimsonsurging, the lookmoves fast.绪方理珠眨了下眼睛,小脸上很快有浅浅的绯红涌起,眼神飘忽起来。Hey, what are youblushing?
喂喂,你在脸红什么?Herebeing responsible forwassaid that has not caughtto makeyoufallis paralyzed, legto break the bone fractureandheadto loserecalled, had/left the accidentIto be responsible, was nototheraspects.
这里的负责是说没接住让你摔得半身不遂、腿断骨折、脑袋失忆,出了事故我负责,才不是其他方面。Naturally, thismatteris impossibleto appear.
当然了,这种事情不可能出现。Ogata Rizu40 kilograms in weight, a oneselfhandcanlift, only2-3metersaltitude, catchesabsolutelydoes not have the issue.绪方理珠的体重只有40千克,自己一只手就能举起来,区区2-3米的高度,接住完全没有问题。„Hū......”
“呼……”
The Ogata Rizuright handgraspsin the chest front, deeplyinspires, the expression on smallfacestrengthensquickly.绪方理珠右手握在胸前,深深吸了口气,小脸上的表情很快坚定下来。„Asakawa-san, Ijumped.”
“浅川同学,我跳了。”„Jumps.”
“跳吧。”Asakawa Naokimake a pose, before the mindflashes throughsuddenly, somespoofchart that onlinesees, under a hightower, as ifhadsomefounderSenpaito speaksimilarwords.浅川直树摆好姿势,脑海中忽然闪过以前在网上看到的某张恶搞图,一座高塔之下,似乎有某位教主前辈说过类似的话。Ogata Rizujumps downfrom the tree, the execution are too more than ordinaryperson, worthilyisClockwork Thumbelina. Asakawa Naokiputs out a handto search, meets the young girldirectlyin the bosom, the Ogatapetitebodyis equally gentlejust like the kitty, almostcannot feel the impulse.绪方理珠从树上一跃而下,执行力比普通人强出太多,不愧是机械制作的天才少女。浅川直树伸手一探,直接将少女接在怀中,绪方娇小的身体宛若猫咪一样轻柔,几乎感觉不到冲击力。„Quest Completed, empirical value + 1......”
“任务完成,经验值……”In the mindjustappearedsuch thought that Asakawa Naokithenfeels the faceby the softspheroiddirectracket, thenat presentfiercelyoneblack.
脑海中刚浮现出这么个念头,浅川直树便觉得面部被柔软的球体直接拍中,然后眼前猛地一黑。„Bang.”
“砰。”
The sound that the heavy itemfalls downresounds.
重物坠地的声音响起。Infield of visionsealedsituation, legal loli of Asakawa Naokiindeargoestogetherbackwardbut actually, is goodbecause of the groundis the softlawn, even ifwill throw downwill not be injured.
视野被封的情况下,浅川直树连同怀中的合法萝莉一起向后倒去,好在地上是柔软的草坪,就算摔倒也不会受伤。At present a darkness.
眼前一片漆黑。Who am I?我是谁?Where am I?我在哪儿?Whatjusthad?
刚刚发生了什么?Asakawa Naokilies downon the ground, in the mindappears the philosophythreeto asksubconsciously.浅川直树躺在地上,脑海中下意识浮现出哲学三问。Whatthing was poundeda moment agoon the face, whysoft wasn't bouncy to touch, painful?
刚才到底是被什么东西砸在了脸上,为什么柔软Q弹,一点儿都不痛?Whyin the airwill havestrangefragrance?
还有空气中为什么会多出了一股奇怪的香气?Asakawa Naokiinspiressubconsciously, onlythought that in the oronasalsfullis the delightfulfragrance, distinguishescarefully, besides the delicate fragrance of liquid detergent, Udonfragrance, clearestis the milkfragrance, sweetmilkfragrance, buthas distinguishedwith the ordinarymilkfragrance.浅川直树下意识吸了口气,只觉得口鼻间满是甜美的香气,仔细分辨一下,除了洗衣液的清香,还有一股乌冬面的香气,最清晰的则是奶香,甜甜的奶香,不过和普通的牛奶香气有所区别。„Wú......”
“唔……”Bashfulnervouslowsnort/humresounds.
一声羞慌的低哼响起。Does not wait forAsakawa Naokito distinguishthisfragranceisanything, presses the softspheroidonfaceto go far awayfast, the line of sightrestores the pure brightness.
不等浅川直树分辨出这股香气到底是什么,压在脸上的柔软球体已经飞快远去,视线重新恢复清明。Asakawa Naokisaw clearlyfinallyattacked the ownchief criminal.浅川直树终于看清楚了袭击自己的罪魁祸首。Thatisusuallyhiddenunder the clothes, at this momentactuallywantsvividflat chested, under the function of law of universal gravitation, is rockinglike the highest levelfruit jellygenerallygently, makes threatening gestures.
那是平时隐藏在衣服下面,此刻却要呼之欲出的穷胸极恶,正在万有引力定律的作用下,如同最顶级的果冻一般轻轻晃动,张牙舞爪。Does not know that fallsin the groundheadis somewhat ignorant, near the Asakawa Naokiearas ifresounds‚puyopuyo that’monsterSlimesent outstrangesound.
不知道是不是摔在地上脑袋有些懵,浅川直树耳边似乎响起了魔物史莱姆发出的‘噗哟噗哟’奇怪声响。Asakawa Naoki: „...... The coach, heresomepeopledribblesto hit the person.”浅川直树:“……教练,这里有人带球撞人。”No wonderat the oneselfmeeting the move, receivedin24typeTai Chi the 14 th typeto stick the facedirectly, undersuchneardistance, the wrestleexpert, stillrespondedevenradicallywithout enough time.
怪不得自己会中招,原来是受到了二十四式太极拳中第十四式直接糊脸,这么近的距离下,就算是格斗达人,也根本来不及反应。oneselfcalculates that all, the body weight, distance and gravity acceleration, what a pityleakedconsider as finishedspheroid beyond a specification, thereforecollapses completely, throws the streetdirectly, reallyin the physicsallows not second halfpointto be careless.自己算到了一切,体重、距离、重力加速度,可惜漏算了一项规格外的球体,于是一败涂地,直接扑街,果然物理学中容不下半点儿粗心大意。Latermakes the physics to allvariableconsideration.
以后做物理必须将所有变量考虑其中。
It seems like the exercise on science subjectsexamination paper, anyseems like the ordinaryordinaryandinsignificantnumber, will play the importantrolein the topic.
就好像理科试卷上的习题,任何一个看起来普通平常、微不足道的数字,都会在题目中起到至关重要的作用。„Shallow, Asakawa-san?”
“浅、浅川同学?”
A Ogata Rizuhandsupportson the Asakawa Naokiearlawn, anotherhandis covering the chest, on the smallfaceis contaminatedcrimson, in the eyeflashes throughwipesanxiously, suddenlylowered the headto collect.绪方理珠一只手撑在浅川直树耳边的草地上,另一只手掩着胸口,小脸上绯红浸染,眼中闪过一抹紧张,忽然低头凑了过来。Distance of both sidespulls closerrapidly, is only left overseparation of fistquickly.
双方的距离迅速拉近,很快只剩下一拳之隔。Asakawa Naokicanseeeachsmallfold on young girlpink smoothlipclearly, falls gentlycherry blossom that to be equally tender and delicatelike the park.浅川直树可以清楚看到少女粉润唇瓣上的每一道微小褶皱,如同公园中飘落的樱花一样娇嫩。
The fragrantscalding hotbreathfallson the face, makingAsakawa Naokirapidsoberfrom the reconsiderationmistake.
香甜灼热的呼吸落在脸上,让浅川直树迅速从反思错误中清醒过来。Hey, thisdistancesurpassed the warning line between men and womenin any event! So long asliftsunderoneslightly, cankisson the lip of thattwopetalmoistpink smooth!
喂喂,这个距离无论如何都超过男女之间的警戒线了吧!只要稍微抬一下头,就能够亲到那两瓣潮湿粉润的唇瓣上啊!„*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*”
“盯——”
The critical moment, Ogata Rizustopped.
关键时刻,绪方理珠停了下来。
An attractivebigeyelookstighttoAsakawa Naoki.
一双漂亮的大眼睛紧张看向浅川直树。„Asakawa-san?” The young girlsare maintaining the superdanger, will be won the first kissdanger distanceincautiously, looksanxiously.
“浅川同学?”少女保持着超级危险,一不小心就会被人夺走初吻的危险距离,紧张望来。„......”
“……”At this moment, Asakawa Naokidiscovered that the heart deep placesurgedsuddenlywipedintensepalpitation.
此时此刻,浅川直树发现内心深处忽然涌起了一抹强烈的悸动。
The heartbeatacceleratessuddenly.
心跳陡然加速。Thatismultiplicationinstinct of the naturebrand markineachgenome, wantsto know that kisses/intimateisanythingfelt.
那是自然界烙印在每个生物基因中的繁衍本能,想要知道亲上去是什么感觉。Reason that not excellentmanner, lies inbeing ableto control the owndesire and instinct, does not pass through the agreement of girl, makes the badbehaviorarbitrarily, clearlywaspervert! But the pervertcrime the grave offense, does not wantsuchquicklyon the socialdeath!
不过人之所以为人,就在于能够控制自己的欲望和本能,不经女孩子的同意,擅自作出恶劣至极的行为,分明就是痴汉了吧!痴汉罪可是重罪,才不想这么快就社会性死亡啊!„Was too near.”Asakawa Naokisays.
“太近了。”浅川直树开口说道。„Hū......”Ogata Rizuto relax, „Asakawa-sanwas all rightwell.”
“呼……”绪方理珠松了口气,“浅川同学没事就好。”Originallytoobservemehas the matter?
原来是为了观察我有没有事?Even does this, does not needto collectis so near, know that yourfirst kissnearlydid not have!
就算是这样,也不需要凑那么近,知不知道你的初吻差点儿就没了啊!„Whywill think that Ido have the matter?”Asakawa Naokispeechlesssay/way.
“为什么会觉得我有事?”浅川直树无语道。„Asakawa-sanseemed like the backto falltowardbelowa moment agoon the ground, thispostureis very easyto fallto the end.”Ogata Rizupursed the lips, approaches, opens the eyecarefullyto observeAsakawa Naoki, confirmed that Asakawa Naokihas not presentedboth eyesto be atheistic, after mouthspits the symptom that the foam, looks deathly pale , to continue saying that „the grandfathers of neighborfamily/homehavetrimflowers and treestime, not carefulfellfrom the ladder, justfell the head, thenlayon the bedincontinence......”
“浅川同学刚才好像是后背朝下摔在地上,这个姿势很容易摔到头。”绪方理珠抿了抿粉唇,又凑近过来,睁大眼睛仔细观察浅川直树,确认浅川直树没有出现双目无神、口吐白沫、脸色惨白的症状后,继续说道,“邻居家的爷爷有一次修剪花木,不小心从梯子上摔了下来,刚好摔到了脑袋,然后躺在床上大小便失禁……”Yousufficed, whodid not have a throwing downexperience, most peoplepat the buttocks to crawl, the incontinenceexample was also too extreme!
你够了,谁还没有个摔倒的经历,绝大多数人拍拍屁股就能爬起来,大小便失禁的例子也太极端了吧!„Asakawa-sanfeels relieved.”Ogata Rizupursed the lips, toneearnestsay/way, „, ifyourincontinence, Iwill be responsible fortaking care ofyoufor a lifetime.”
“浅川同学放心吧。”绪方理珠抿着粉唇,语气认真道,“如果你大小便失禁,我会负责照顾你一辈子。”In the lifefirst timehears the girlto pledge that mustlook afteroneselffor a lifetime, the resultisto look afterincontinence, suchlifesuperfailure?
人生中第一次听到女孩子承诺说要照顾自己一辈子,结果是照顾大小便失禁,这样的人生超级失败吧?„Myis healthy, not to have the incontinence!”Asakawa Naokicannot bearshout, „youget up the speech.”
“我身体好得很,才没有失禁!”浅川直树忍不住喊道,“你起来说话。”„Un......”
“嗯……”
A Ogata Rizuhandsupportsin the Asakawa Naokichest, satsetting out, the smallbuttockssiton the belly of Asakawa Naokiexactly, the goodbody weightis very light, ifchanges intoahogedeskmateItsuki, the bellyestimates unable to withstand.绪方理珠一只手撑在浅川直树胸口,坐了起身,小屁股恰好坐在浅川直树的肚子上,还好体重很轻,如果换成呆毛邻桌五月,肚子估计承受不住。At this time, the ice-coldserioussoundresoundedtogethersuddenly, the cold wind that as ifSiberiablew, making the temperature in airdropsuddenly.
这时候,一道冰冷严肃的声音忽然响起,仿佛西伯利亚吹来的寒风,让空气中的温度陡然下降。„What are you two...... making?”
“你们两个……在做什么?”
( PS: Finallyrecommends a book of friend...... «siscon, StudiesGod, Does not acceptWhiteStudy», looked that the nameknows, perhaps the sisconnovel, behindalsohas the orthopedicsplot.)
(PS:最后推荐一本朋友的书……《妹控的,学神,不接受白学》,看名字就知道,妹控小说,后面说不定还有骨科情节。)
( PS2: Senseidrinks the characterbig changeis the setting in original works, the Weialcoholic intoxicationis the setting that myoneselfadds.)
(PS2:老师喝酒性格大变是原著中的设定,薇奈醉酒是我自己加的设定。)
( «Hair ornamentHundredGlass»has terminatedin an instant for severalmonths, suddenlywas goodto fondly remembersexual impotencefiendish person...... is quite at that time busy, studiescar(riage)to be taughtdog, but must writebraveLili, causingbeyondnot to writeseveral, suddenlythought that manypeoplelacked a home to return to...... Ellisandtwocousins'threepeople of lines, being on intimate terms of staticcute, foolmeowfamily banquet, the engagement of class leader, sixflowersandtenflowernews year...... timewere quite quick.)
(《珈百璃》转眼已经完结几个月了,忽然好怀念阳痿魔王……当时比较忙,学车被训成狗,还要写英梨梨,导致番外没写几篇,忽然觉得好多人都缺一个归宿……爱丽丝与二哈表妹的三人行,静可爱的相亲,傻蛋喵的家宴,班长的订婚,六花和十花的新年……时间好快啊。)
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