TSDNSP :: Volume #5

#414: Showdown dark food


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What looks at to look?” “看什么看?” Nino is covering the chest, shames to stare angry, believed me to kick you?” 二乃捂着胸口,羞恼瞪来,“信不信我踢你了?” Does not believe.” “不信。” Ha?” “哈?” The Nino willow eyebrows raise up, in the dream as before is the violent temper, I really kicked you.” 二乃柳眉竖起,在梦中依旧是暴脾气,“我真踢你了。” Did not fear that is exposed you to kick.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, are without turning a hair, moves to calculate that I lose.” “不怕走光你就踢。”浅川直树十指交叉,面不改色,“动一下算我输。” Nino: „...... shameless hentai!” 二乃:“……下流hentai!” Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Blonde young girl Erina is telling the rule of food halberd. 金发少女绘里奈正在讲述食戟的规则。 „Very simple, we make food mutually.” Erina both hands hug in the chest front, simple simple negotiated the clear victory terms, whose food most made people unable deglutition, who won.” “很简单,我们双方互相做一份料理。”绘里奈双手抱在胸前,简单干脆的讲明白胜利条件,“谁的料理最让人无法下咽,谁就获胜。” Wait —— “等等—— Asakawa Naoki also thinks that oneself presented the auditory hallucination, isn't able deglutition? What did you speak incorrectly?” 浅川直树还以为自己出现了幻听,“无法下咽?你是不是说错了什么?” The clothes that who could it be should not explode are many, or who can make the set off light food, the person who why can unable deglutition wins! 难道不是应该谁爆的衣服多,或者谁能做出发光的料理吗,为什么会是无法下咽的人获胜啊! Has not spoken incorrectly.” Erina kept a serious look, let food that the person is unable deglutition, was good dark food.” “没有说错。”绘里奈表情严肃,“让人无法下咽的料理,才是好的黑暗料理。” my arse! Originally is the dark food competition! No wonder walks from the pitch-dark latter kitchen, originally is shaving Erina after blackening! 你妹啊!原来是黑暗料理大赛吗!难怪从黑漆漆的后厨走出来,原来是黑化后的薙切绘里奈啊! Why can make dark food?” Miku asked low voice. “为什么要做黑暗料理?”三玖小声问道。 After shaving the Erina silent moment, sighed gently: „The sense of taste of human has the limit, therefore......” 薙切绘里奈沉默片刻后,轻轻叹了口气:“人类的味觉是有极限的,所以……” Therefore you do choose do not cultivate the behavior?” “所以你选择不做人了?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear complain said. 浅川直树忍不住吐槽说道。 Chatted to stop.” Queen Sir lifts the hand to pull up the ears golden hair, „do your three people want to participate in the food halberd challenge?” “闲聊到此为止。”女王大人抬手一撩耳畔的金发,“你们三个人要不要参加食戟挑战?” „The words that does not want to participate, can leave now.” “不想参加的话,现在就可以离开了。” Ichika and Miku not hesitant, said quickly: I participate.” 一花三玖没有犹豫,很快道:“我参加。” I also participate.” “我也参加。” Five sisters share sorrows, naturally not possible to leave behind Nino alone. 五姐妹有难同当,当然不可能把二乃孤零零留下。 Asakawa-kun?” 浅川君呢?” Three young girl simultaneously look to Asakawa Naoki. 三名少女齐齐浅川直树望来。 Asakawa Naoki hesitates for a half second: I said that refuses to be good?” 浅川直树沉吟半秒:“我说拒绝行不行?” „It is not good.” “不行。” Miku puffed her cheeks, we come together, naturally must walk together.” 三玖鼓起包子脸,“我们一起来,当然要一起走了。” Right.” Ichika nods, Asakawa-kun does not permit to escape.” “没错。”一花点头,“浅川君不准逃。” Remembered oneself say the words, do not come to complain about me tomorrow morning.” “记住自己说过的话,明天早上别来埋怨我。” Asakawa Naoki turns around to sit to the table near, starts.” 浅川直树转身坐到桌边,“开始吧。” On the other hand, although experimental has not taken off the clothes in the dreamland, but Nino can put on maid clothes, Ichika and will Miku perhaps really lose the stripping naked? 话说回来,虽然没有在梦境中试过脱衣服,但二乃都能穿女仆装了,一花三玖说不定真会输到脱光? What a pity is the dreamland that logical Monarch died in battle, will take off the clothes perhaps to present the science unable to explain Saint light to cover the body...... 可惜是逻辑君阵亡的梦境,脱掉衣服说不定会出现科学无法解释的圣光笼罩身体…… My food was good.” “我的料理好了。” food puts in front of three people suddenly. 一盘料理忽然放到三人面前。 Hey, ten seconds of time does not have, how your dark food does!” Asakawa Naoki cannot repress to complain finally, could it be you have four dimension pockets!” “喂,十秒钟的功夫都没有,你的黑暗料理是怎么做出来的啊!”浅川直树终于按捺不住吐槽,“难道你还有四次元口袋吗!” Shaved Erina to disregard complaining of Asakawa Naoki, suspended three tableware, both hands hugged in the chest front, on the face show the self-confident expression: Please taste.” 薙切绘里奈无视了浅川直树的吐槽,将三份餐具摆了过来,双手抱在胸前,脸上露出自信满满的表情:“请品尝吧。” Asakawa Naoki looks silently to front dark food, cannot see a food darkness of original feature completely, is braving continuously the black smoke, these black smokes flutter to the midair, unexpectedly congealed fierce smile Little Devil, worthily was dark food, has communicated the hell, obtained the official authentication of hell kitchen! 浅川直树默默看向面前的黑暗料理,完全看不出本来面目的食材一片漆黑,正在冒着缕缕黑烟,这些黑烟飘到半空中,居然凝结成了狰狞微笑的小恶魔,不愧是黑暗料理,已经沟通地狱,得到了地狱厨房的官方认证了啊! Really and really can eat this type of thing?” “真、真要吃这种东西?” Miku takes the ladle, the complexion was pale. 三玖拿着勺子,脸色都苍白了。 Ichika somewhat is also hurried, always thought that perhaps will eat will die.” 一花同样有些慌,“总觉得吃下去说不定会死掉。” Relax, my work will not make one die, lets the person having diarrhea lethargic sleep at most.” In the Erina eyes ignites the bright ray, so far, the ordinary person can only eat one, the anorexia patient can eat two, if you can support three, even if I lost.” “放心吧,我的作品并不会让人死掉,顶多让人拉肚子昏睡。”绘里奈眼中燃起明亮光芒,“到目前为止,普通人只能吃一口,厌食症患者能吃两口,你们如果能撑过三口,就算我输掉了。” ......” “呼……” Miku deeply inspires, on the face shows the Rin however expression that goes to generously, bit the lip saying: To rescue Nino, I must insist finally.” 三玖深吸口气,脸上露出慷慨赴死的然表情,咬着下嘴唇说:“为了救出二乃,我一定要坚持到最后。” thump.” Ate first, Miku lay on the eye tearful on the table, I and I are not good.” 噗通。”才吃了第一口,三玖就眼泪汪汪趴在了桌子上,“我、我不行了。” Insistence of reaching an agreement, you surrendered the speed of admitting defeat is also quick finally! 说好的坚持到最后呢,你投降认输的速度也太快了吧! thump.” 噗通。” Was Ichika falls on the table, muttered: Saw the indescribable octopus a moment ago probably......” 紧接着是一花倒在了桌子上,喃喃自语说:“刚才好像见到了不可名状的章鱼……” „.” “啪。” A Asakawa Naoki palm of the hand clapped, will want to summon to subdue|grams always to send the sugar the Ichika racket to awake, then takes up the ladle, the sound is low and deep: Makes me come.” 浅川直树一巴掌拍了过去,将想要召唤克总发糖的一花拍醒,然后拿起勺子,声音低沉:“让我来。” Under the gazes of three young girls, Asakawa Naoki takes up the stainless steel bucket, abundant Erina's dark food, sends in the mouth. 在三名少女的注视下,浅川直树拿起不锈钢勺,盛了一口绘里奈的黑暗料理,送入口中。 The good and bad in life are salty, the life hundred condition explode instantaneously in the mouth......, however not. 酸甜苦辣咸,人生百态瞬间在口中爆开……然而并没有。 Different with the person who Ichika and Miku these immersions fall asleep, Asakawa Naoki does not have the sensation of pain in the dreamland, does not have the sense of taste, is lending the death and unclear aura dark food to him, like chewing wax light. 一花三玖这些沉浸入梦的人不同,浅川直树在梦境中既没有痛觉,也没有味觉,散发着死亡和不详气息的黑暗料理对他来说,只有味同嚼蜡般的平淡。 Finished eating first, Asakawa Naoki takes up the ladle, was filled with the second spoon coolly. 吃完第一口,浅川直树拿起勺子,面不改色地盛满第二勺。 Ichika: Asakawa-kun, reluctantly.” 一花:“浅川君,不要勉强。” Nino: Could not eat even, so as to avoid fainted also to want us to look.” 二乃:“吃不下去就算了,免得晕过去还要我们照顾。” Miku: „It is not good admits defeat, big, wears the apron at the worst......” 三玖:“不行就认输,大、大不了穿围裙……” Three sisters all look anxiously, the tone worried, for fear that Asakawa Naoki cannot fall to the ground suddenly. 三姐妹全都紧张望来,语气担忧,生怕浅川直树忽然倒地不起。 Relax, I look up to the starry sky to eat, present dark food is completely not anything.” Asakawa Naoki eats up second dark food, raises up a thumb leisurely, „the flavor is rather good.” “放心,我连仰望星空都吃过,眼前的黑暗料理完全不算什么。”浅川直树吃下第二口黑暗料理,悠悠竖起一根大拇指,“不如说味道不错。” Queen Sir who falls into dark food has doubts to look: 堕入黑暗料理界的女王大人疑惑望来: What food looking up to the starry sky is?” “仰望星空是什么料理?” Dark food that the innumerable world sing.” “无数世界传唱的黑暗料理。” I want to study.” “我想学。” Sorry, I do not teach.” “抱歉,我不教。” „......” “……” Does not teach to consider as finished.” Erina both hands hug in the chest front, tsundere is light, overlooks the tone of mortal to say by the queen, unexpectedly can be without turning a hair to eat up two food, you are very good, belongs in the mortal highest level.” “不教算了。”绘里奈双手抱在胸前,傲娇轻哼,以女王俯视凡人的口吻道,“居然能面不改色吃下两口料理,你很不错,在凡人中已经属于最顶级了。” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional: Extremely is honored.” 浅川直树面无表情:“万分荣幸。” You were careful, third stuttered, can with the first two chain-reacts, the fearful degree far exceed the present ten times.” The Erina looked upward chin, the gentle reminder said, third stuttered, the vegetable will unable to bear the stimulation to wake up......” “不过你小心了,第三口吃下去,会和前两口产生连锁反应,可怕程度远超现在的十倍。”绘里奈仰起下巴,善意提醒道,“第三口吃下去,就连植物人都会受不了刺激醒来……” my arse! Originally also misunderstood you, your study dark food, actually to save these vegetable patients painstakingly! Made the so great contribution to human, this year's Nobel prize for medicine should confer you, on the bill Fukuzawa Yukichi's head picture should also change into you! 你妹啊!原来还误会你了,你苦心钻研黑暗料理,其实是为了拯救那些植物人患者吗!为人类做出了如此伟大的贡献,今年的诺贝尔医学奖应该颁给你,钞票上福泽谕吉的头像也应该换成你啊! Under the intense gazes of three fools, Asakawa Naoki is without turning a hair to eat up third dark food, then scratches clean finger with the napkin leisurely, said slowly: 三个笨蛋的紧张注视下,浅川直树面不改色吃下第三口黑暗料理,然后拿餐巾慢条斯理地擦干净手指,慢悠悠道: Thanks for the Meal.” 多谢款待。” I and I lost......” “我、我输掉了……” The dark Erina body in a flash, both hands support the table to come to a stop gently, then deeply inspired, bites the lip, saying a word is solving the chest front button. 黑暗绘里奈身体轻轻一晃,双手撑住桌子站稳,然后深吸口气,咬着下嘴唇,一言不发解起了胸前的纽扣。 Ichika is astonished however to look: hey hey, what do you make?” 一花讶然望去:“,你做什么?” bet is bet.” Dark Erina kept a serious look, „the person who lost castrated leaves the kitchen......” 愿赌服输。”黑暗绘里奈表情严肃,“输掉的人净身离开厨房……” Castrates does not remove completely the meaning of clothes!” “净身才不是脱光衣服的意思吧!” Miku puts out a hand fast, covered the eye of Asakawa Naoki from the back: Frivolous Asakawa, do not look.” 三玖飞快伸手,从背后捂住了浅川直树的眼睛:“轻浮浅川,不要看。” Nino, we run.” 二乃,我们快跑。” Came.” “来了。”
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