„Whatlooks atto look?”
“看什么看?”Ninois covering the chest, shamesto stareangry, „believedmeto kickyou?”二乃捂着胸口,羞恼瞪来,“信不信我踢你了?”„Does not believe.”
“不信。”„Ha?”
“哈?”
The Ninowillow eyebrowsraise up, in the dreamas beforeis the violent temper, „Ireallykickedyou.”二乃柳眉竖起,在梦中依旧是暴脾气,“我真踢你了。”„Did not fear that is exposedyouto kick.”Asakawa Naokitenfingers of overlapping, are without turning a hair, „movesto calculate that Ilose.”
“不怕走光你就踢。”浅川直树十指交叉,面不改色,“动一下算我输。”Nino: „...... shamelesshentai!”二乃:“……下流hentai!”Meanwhile.
与此同时。Blondeyoung girlErinais telling the rule of foodhalberd.
金发少女绘里奈正在讲述食戟的规则。„Very simple, wemakefoodmutually.”Erinaboth handshugin the chest front, simplesimplenegotiated the clearvictoryterms, „whosefoodmostmadepeople unable deglutition, whowon.”
“很简单,我们双方互相做一份料理。”绘里奈双手抱在胸前,简单干脆的讲明白胜利条件,“谁的料理最让人无法下咽,谁就获胜。”„Wait——”
“等等——”Asakawa Naokialsothinks that oneselfpresented the auditory hallucination, „isn't abledeglutition? What did youspeak incorrectly?”浅川直树还以为自己出现了幻听,“无法下咽?你是不是说错了什么?”
The clothes that whocould it beshould notexplodeare many, orwhocanmake the set offlightfood, the person who whycan unable deglutitionwins!难道不是应该谁爆的衣服多,或者谁能做出发光的料理吗,为什么会是无法下咽的人获胜啊!„Has not spoken incorrectly.”Erinakept a serious look, „letfood that the personis unable deglutition, wasgooddarkfood.”
“没有说错。”绘里奈表情严肃,“让人无法下咽的料理,才是好的黑暗料理。”my arse! Originallyis the darkfoodcompetition! No wonderwalksfrom the pitch-darklatterkitchen, originallyisshavingErina after blackening!你妹啊!原来是黑暗料理大赛吗!难怪从黑漆漆的后厨走出来,原来是黑化后的薙切绘里奈啊!„Whycanmakedarkfood?”Mikuaskedlow voice.
“为什么要做黑暗料理?”三玖小声问道。
After shaving the Erinasilentmoment, sighedgently: „The sense of taste of humanhas the limit, therefore......”
薙切绘里奈沉默片刻后,轻轻叹了口气:“人类的味觉是有极限的,所以……”„Thereforeyoudo choosedo not cultivate the behavior?”
“所以你选择不做人了?”Asakawa Naokicannot bearcomplainsaid.浅川直树忍不住吐槽说道。„Chattedto stop.”QueenSirlifts the handto pull up the earsgolden hair, „do yourthreepeoplewantto participate in the foodhalberdchallenge?”
“闲聊到此为止。”女王大人抬手一撩耳畔的金发,“你们三个人要不要参加食戟挑战?”„The words that does not wantto participate, canleavenow.”
“不想参加的话,现在就可以离开了。”IchikaandMikunothesitant, saidquickly: „Iparticipate.”一花和三玖没有犹豫,很快道:“我参加。”„Ialsoparticipate.”
“我也参加。”Fivesistersshare sorrows, naturallynot possibleto leave behindNinoalone.
五姐妹有难同当,当然不可能把二乃孤零零留下。„Asakawa-kun?”
“浅川君呢?”Threeyoung girlsimultaneouslylooktoAsakawa Naoki.
三名少女齐齐向浅川直树望来。Asakawa Naokihesitates for a halfsecond: „Isaid that refusesto be good?”浅川直树沉吟半秒:“我说拒绝行不行?”„It is not good.”
“不行。”Mikupuffed her cheeks, „wecometogether, naturallymustwalktogether.”三玖鼓起包子脸,“我们一起来,当然要一起走了。”„Right.”Ichikanods, „Asakawa-kundoes not permitto escape.”
“没错。”一花点头,“浅川君不准逃。”„Rememberedoneselfsay the words, do not cometo complain aboutmetomorrow morning.”
“记住自己说过的话,明天早上别来埋怨我。”Asakawa Naokiturns aroundto sitto the tablenear, „starts.”浅川直树转身坐到桌边,“开始吧。”On the other hand, althoughexperimentalhas not taken off the clothesin the dreamland, butNinocanput onmaid clothes, Ichikaand will Mikuperhaps really lose the stripping naked?
话说回来,虽然没有在梦境中试过脱衣服,但二乃都能穿女仆装了,一花和三玖说不定真会输到脱光?What a pityis the dreamland that logicalMonarchdied in battle, will take off the clothesperhapsto present the scienceunable to explainSaintlightto cover the body......
可惜是逻辑君阵亡的梦境,脱掉衣服说不定会出现科学无法解释的圣光笼罩身体……„Myfoodwas good.”
“我的料理好了。”foodputsin front ofthreepeoplesuddenly.
一盘料理忽然放到三人面前。„Hey, tenseconds of timedoes not have, howyourdarkfooddoes!”Asakawa Naokicannot repressto complainfinally, „could it beyou have fourdimensionpockets!”
“喂,十秒钟的功夫都没有,你的黑暗料理是怎么做出来的啊!”浅川直树终于按捺不住吐槽,“难道你还有四次元口袋吗!”ShavedErinato disregardcomplaining of Asakawa Naoki, suspendedthreetableware, both handshuggedin the chest front, on the faceshow the self-confidentexpression: „Pleasetaste.”
薙切绘里奈无视了浅川直树的吐槽,将三份餐具摆了过来,双手抱在胸前,脸上露出自信满满的表情:“请品尝吧。”Asakawa Naokilookssilentlytofrontdarkfood, cannot see a fooddarkness of original featurecompletely, is bravingcontinuously the black smoke, theseblack smokesflutterto the midair, unexpectedlycongealedfiercesmileLittle Devil, worthilywasdarkfood, has communicated the hell, obtained the officialauthentication of hellkitchen!浅川直树默默看向面前的黑暗料理,完全看不出本来面目的食材一片漆黑,正在冒着缕缕黑烟,这些黑烟飘到半空中,居然凝结成了狰狞微笑的小恶魔,不愧是黑暗料理,已经沟通地狱,得到了地狱厨房的官方认证了啊!„Reallyandreallycaneatthistype of thing?”
“真、真要吃这种东西?”Mikutakes the ladle, the complexionwas pale.三玖拿着勺子,脸色都苍白了。Ichikasomewhatis also hurried, „alwaysthought that perhapswill eatwill die.”一花同样有些慌,“总觉得吃下去说不定会死掉。”„Relax, myworkwill not make one die, lets the personhaving diarrhealethargic sleepat most.”In the Erinaeyesignites the brightray, „so far, the ordinaryperson can only eatone, the anorexiapatientcaneattwo, ifyoucansupportthree, even ifIlost.”
“放心吧,我的作品并不会让人死掉,顶多让人拉肚子昏睡。”绘里奈眼中燃起明亮光芒,“到目前为止,普通人只能吃一口,厌食症患者能吃两口,你们如果能撑过三口,就算我输掉了。”„Hū......”
“呼……”Mikudeeplyinspires, on the faceshows the Rinhoweverexpression that goes togenerously, bit the lip saying: „TorescueNino, Imustinsistfinally.”三玖深吸口气,脸上露出慷慨赴死的凛然表情,咬着下嘴唇说:“为了救出二乃,我一定要坚持到最后。”„thump.”Atefirst, Mikulayon the eyetearfulon the table, „IandIare not good.”
“噗通。”才吃了第一口,三玖就眼泪汪汪趴在了桌子上,“我、我不行了。”Insistence of reaching an agreement, yousurrendered the speed of admitting defeat is also quickfinally!
说好的坚持到最后呢,你投降认输的速度也太快了吧!„thump.”
“噗通。”WasIchikafalls on the table, muttered: „Saw the indescribableoctopusa moment agoprobably......”
紧接着是一花倒在了桌子上,喃喃自语说:“刚才好像见到了不可名状的章鱼……”„.”
“啪。”
A Asakawa Naokipalm of the handclapped, will wantto summonto subdue|gramsalwaysto send the sugar the Ichikaracketto awake, thentakes up the ladle, the soundis low and deep: „Makesmecome.”浅川直树一巴掌拍了过去,将想要召唤克总发糖的一花拍醒,然后拿起勺子,声音低沉:“让我来。”Under the gazes of threeyoung girls, Asakawa Naokitakes up the stainless steelbucket, abundantErina'sdarkfood, sends in the mouth.
在三名少女的注视下,浅川直树拿起不锈钢勺,盛了一口绘里奈的黑暗料理,送入口中。
The good and bad in lifeare salty, the lifehundredconditionexplodeinstantaneouslyin the mouth......, howevernot.
酸甜苦辣咸,人生百态瞬间在口中爆开……然而并没有。
Different with the person who IchikaandMikutheseimmersionsfall asleep, Asakawa Naokidoes not have the sensation of painin the dreamland, does not have the sense of taste, is lending the deathandunclearauradarkfoodto him, like chewing waxlight.
和一花、三玖这些沉浸入梦的人不同,浅川直树在梦境中既没有痛觉,也没有味觉,散发着死亡和不详气息的黑暗料理对他来说,只有味同嚼蜡般的平淡。Finished eatingfirst, Asakawa Naokitakes up the ladle, was filled with the secondspooncoolly.
吃完第一口,浅川直树拿起勺子,面不改色地盛满第二勺。Ichika: „Asakawa-kun, reluctantly.”一花:“浅川君,不要勉强。”Nino: „Could not eateven, so as to avoidfaintedalsoto wantusto look.”二乃:“吃不下去就算了,免得晕过去还要我们照顾。”Miku: „It is not goodadmits defeat, big, wears the apronat the worst......”三玖:“不行就认输,大、大不了穿围裙……”Threesistersalllookanxiously, the toneworried,for fear thatAsakawa Naokicannot fall to the groundsuddenly.
三姐妹全都紧张望来,语气担忧,生怕浅川直树忽然倒地不起。„Relax, Ilook up to the starry skyto eat, presentdarkfood is completely notanything.”Asakawa Naokieats upseconddarkfood, raises up a thumbleisurely, „the flavoris rather good.”
“放心,我连仰望星空都吃过,眼前的黑暗料理完全不算什么。”浅川直树吃下第二口黑暗料理,悠悠竖起一根大拇指,“不如说味道不错。”QueenSir who falls intodarkfoodhas doubtsto look:
堕入黑暗料理界的女王大人疑惑望来:„Whatfoodlooking up to the starry skyis?”
“仰望星空是什么料理?”„Darkfood that the innumerableworldsing.”
“无数世界传唱的黑暗料理。”„Iwantto study.”
“我想学。”„Sorry, Ido not teach.”
“抱歉,我不教。”„......”
“……”„Does not teachto consider as finished.”Erinaboth handshugin the chest front, tsundereis light, overlooks the tone of mortalto sayby the queen,„unexpectedlycanbe without turning a hairto eat uptwofood, youare very good, belongsin the mortalhighest level.”
“不教算了。”绘里奈双手抱在胸前,傲娇轻哼,以女王俯视凡人的口吻道,“居然能面不改色吃下两口料理,你很不错,在凡人中已经属于最顶级了。”Asakawa Naokiis unemotional: „Extremelyis honored.”浅川直树面无表情:“万分荣幸。”„Youwere careful, thirdstuttered, canwith the firsttwochain-reacts, the fearfuldegreefarexceed the presenttentimes.” The Erinalooked upwardchin, the gentle remindersaid,„thirdstuttered, the vegetablewill unable to bear the stimulationto wake up......”
“不过你小心了,第三口吃下去,会和前两口产生连锁反应,可怕程度远超现在的十倍。”绘里奈仰起下巴,善意提醒道,“第三口吃下去,就连植物人都会受不了刺激醒来……”my arse! Originallyalsomisunderstoodyou, yourstudydarkfood, actuallytosavethesevegetablepatientspainstakingly! Made the sogreat contribution to human, this year'sNobelprize for medicineshouldconferyou, on the billFukuzawa Yukichi'shead picture should also change intoyou!你妹啊!原来还误会你了,你苦心钻研黑暗料理,其实是为了拯救那些植物人患者吗!为人类做出了如此伟大的贡献,今年的诺贝尔医学奖应该颁给你,钞票上福泽谕吉的头像也应该换成你啊!Under the intensegazes of threefools, Asakawa Naokiis without turning a hairto eat upthirddarkfood, thenscratchescleanfingerwith the napkinleisurely, saidslowly:
三个笨蛋的紧张注视下,浅川直树面不改色吃下第三口黑暗料理,然后拿餐巾慢条斯理地擦干净手指,慢悠悠道:„Thanks for the Meal.”
“多谢款待。”„IandIlost......”
“我、我输掉了……”
The darkErinabodyin a flash, both handssupport the tableto come to a stopgently, thendeeplyinspired, bites the lip, saying a wordis solving the chest frontbutton.
黑暗绘里奈身体轻轻一晃,双手撑住桌子站稳,然后深吸口气,咬着下嘴唇,一言不发解起了胸前的纽扣。Ichikais astonishedhoweverto look: „heyhey, what do youmake?”一花讶然望去:“诶诶,你做什么?”„bet is bet.”DarkErinakept a serious look, „the person who lostcastratedleaves the kitchen......”
“愿赌服输。”黑暗绘里奈表情严肃,“输掉的人净身离开厨房……”„Castratesdoes not remove completely the meaning of clothes!”
“净身才不是脱光衣服的意思吧!”Mikuputs out a handfast, covered the eye of Asakawa Naokifrom the back: „FrivolousAsakawa, do not look.”三玖飞快伸手,从背后捂住了浅川直树的眼睛:“轻浮浅川,不要看。”„Nino, werun.”
“二乃,我们快跑。”„Came.”
“来了。”
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