„Name?” “姓名？” „Miku.” “三玖。” „This year is big?” “今年多大了？” „16 years old.” “十六岁。” „Height how many?” “身高多少？” „159 centimeters.” “159厘米。” „Body weight?” “体重呢？” „43 kilograms......” “43千克……” The Miku subconscious reply, responded quickly, panting in indignation puffed her cheeks: „Frivolous can Asakawa, why ask body weight question?” 三玖下意识回答,很快反应过来,气呼呼鼓起包子脸:“轻浮浅川,为什么要问体重这种问题？” The Asakawa Naoki complexion is invariable, said righteously: „Because the height and body weight are link to ask generally.” 浅川直树面色不变,理直气壮道:“因为身高和体重一般都是连起来问。” „Probably this...... is not right!” The Miku cheeks night watchman's drum, „body weight is girl's secret, the boy should not ask!” “好像是这样……才不对呢！”三玖腮帮子更鼓,“体重是女孩子的秘密,男孩子根本就不该问吧！” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping: „I also think secret that the measurements data should not ask.” 浅川直树十指交叉:“我还以为三围数据才是不该问的秘密。” „Frivolous Asakawa.” “轻浮浅川。” Miku air/Qi Koromon, stretches out finger, pokes lightly on the Asakawa Naoki arm: „Guilty, commits hara-kiri!” 三玖气成滚球兽,伸出一根手指,在浅川直树手臂上轻戳起来:“有罪,切腹吧！” „......” “……” In order to prevent Miku starts the crow mouth skill again, the Asakawa Naoki choice makes her not have the time to indulge in flights of fancy through the unceasing inquiry, actually continues to spank to be simpler conveniently, what a pity after having first time has sneak attacked, Miku study is clever, both hands are covering the buttocks petal, the time is vigilant, does not give the Asakawa Naoki bilateral symmetry completely the opportunity. 为了防止三玖再次发动乌鸦嘴技能,浅川直树选择通过不断的提问让她没时间胡思乱想,其实继续打屁股更加简单方便,可惜有过第一次偷袭后,三玖已经学乖了,双手捂着臀瓣,时刻警惕,完全不给浅川直树左右对称的机会。 Through inquired unceasingly, Asakawa Naoki and Miku entry dark corridor, in a flash, the present scenery fluctuated finally suddenly the appearance, turned into the moonlight ancient garden from the gloomy alone corridor. 通过不断提问,浅川直树和三玖终于通关阴暗走廊,转瞬之间,眼前的景物就骤然变幻了模样,从阴森孤寂的走廊变成了月色的古代庭园。 A silver moon in the sky, sprinkles ten thousand area units silvery brilliance, such as the water moonlight photo is popular insightfully. 一轮银月当空,洒落万顷银辉,如水月华照得人心通透。 The white sand and crushed stone chaotic ordered makeshift bed on the ground in the vegetation, winds to forward, the white lantern is calm, drags in the midair gently, in the corner also has the running water murmur the sound, quite somewhat profound zen. 白砂石乱中有序地铺在植被中间,蜿蜒向前,白色的灯笼无风自动,在半空中轻轻摇曳,角落中还有流水潺潺的声音,颇有几分幽深禅意。 „Itsuki they where?” “五月她们在哪儿？” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku, the scene change is unalarmed by strange sights regarding game writes down, logical Monarch in dreamland world had died in battle, complaining many are again useless. 浅川直树看向三玖,对于游戏载入般的场景变化见怪不怪,梦境世界的逻辑君早就已经阵亡,吐槽再多都没有用。 Lifted the hand to knock the head „in......” Miku, look cute, „strange, could not think.” “在……”三玖抬手敲了敲头,眼神呆萌,“奇怪,想不起来了。” „Do not knock, knocks unable to think again.” Asakawa Naoki turns around saying that „follows.” “别敲了,再敲也想不起来。”浅川直树转身道,“跟上。” „.” “哦。” Miku rushes to hold the Asakawa Naoki lower hem corner, small broken step with. 三玖赶忙牵住浅川直树的衣角,小碎步跟了上来。 Asakawa Naoki soon found the first leaving behind fool, the running water murmur small riverbank, a young girl is squatting in the riverside, wash is washing the hands not the well-known clothing. 浅川直树很快找到第一个落单的笨蛋,流水潺潺的小河边,一名少女正蹲在河边,浣洗着手中不知名的衣物。 „Ichika?” “一花？” Even if there is back, Miku recognized as before instantaneously in the young girl who the riverside does laundry. 哪怕只有背影,三玖依旧瞬间认出了在河边洗衣服的少女。 Turns the head to look in the young girl who the riverside does laundry, the neat hair's length only to ears, the fine ear nail on earlobe, is really Ichika right. 在河边洗衣服的少女转头望来,干净利落的齐耳短发,耳垂上的精致耳钉,果然是一花没错。 „Miku, Asakawa-kun.” Ichika shouts pleasantly surprised. “三玖,浅川君。”一花惊喜喊道。 Collection progress happy in addition one. 收集进度喜加一。 „Ichika, how are you doing laundry?” “一花,你怎么在洗衣服？” Miku asked curiously. 三玖好奇问道。 „Does not know.” The Ichika look is vacant, „feeling head is dizzy, cannot help but started to wash.” “不知道。”一花眼神茫然,“感觉脑袋晕晕乎乎,不由自主地就开始洗了。” „ei, dizzy anything......” Miku opens the eye suddenly, looks vigilantly to the clothes in Ichika hand, „should not be the person......” “欸,晕晕乎乎什么的……”三玖忽然睁大眼睛,警惕看向一花手中的衣服,“该不会是人……” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand to poke the Miku waist soft meat. 浅川直树伸手一戳三玖腰间软肉。 „Wú ——” “唔——” Miku calls out in alarm one, the black fog that on the clothes surges dissipates instantaneously. 三玖惊呼一声,衣服上涌起的黑雾瞬间消散。 „Your you......” Miku rush to cover the waist, the elegant face becomes flushed, „why pokes me?” “你你你……”三玖赶忙捂住腰,俏脸涨红,“为什么又戳我？” Asakawa Naoki is not guilty: 浅川直树毫无愧疚: „You will get up tomorrow morning, why knew.” “等你明天早上起来,就知道为什么了。” If not divert your attention, the clothes will turn into the monster immediately, when the time comes you will perhaps frighten the eye tearful! 如果不分散你的注意力,衣服马上就会变成妖怪,到时候你们说不定会吓得眼泪汪汪啊！ „Tomorrow morning?” Ichika tilts the head to look, „Asakawa-kun is saying anything, cannot understand completely.” “明天早上？”一花歪头望来,“浅川君在说什么,完全听不懂呢。” „Could not understand on...... the clothes right discarded.” Asakawa Naoki turns around saying that „continues to find others.” “听不懂就对了……衣服丢掉。”浅川直树转身道,“继续去找其他人。” Ichika becomes the wash gauze female, perhaps is five sisters' usual complaints is the result, in the room the clothes everywhere are, is always another four sisters tidies up, the complaint presents in the dreamland, is to make Ichika know that tidies up the clothes troublesome. 一花之所以当浣纱女,说不定是五姐妹平时的怨念所致,房间中衣服满地都是,从来都是另外四姐妹收拾,怨念呈现在梦境中,就是让一花知道收拾衣服有多麻烦。 Brings Ichika and Miku, Asakawa Naoki continues to step tries to find relatives...... is not right, seeks for the road of fool. 带着一花和三玖,浅川直树继续踏上寻亲……不对,是寻找笨蛋之路。 When without, then to find Nino in a kitchen. 没多会儿,便在一间厨房中找到二乃。 Nino wears the apron, the posture stands in the corner irritably is making food, she usually a person contracts five sisters' daily diets evidently, besides the sense of responsibility, itself likes working as the female cook very much. 二乃穿着围裙,姿势别扭地站在角落中做着料理,看样子她平时一个人承包五姐妹的日常饮食,除了责任心以外,本身就很喜欢当厨娘。 „Nino, we looked for you.” Ichika waves to shout. “二乃,我们来找你了。”一花挥手喊道。 The Nino eye shines, suddenly pursed the lips, the direction of intense kitchen looks backward. 二乃眼睛亮起,忽然抿住粉唇,紧张向后厨的方向望去。 „Thump thump thump.” “咚咚咚。” The low and deep depressing sound resounds. 低沉压抑的声音响起。 Asakawa Naoki goes following the prestige, this discovered that on the wall is hanging a banner, above writes ‚welcome to hell kitchen’. 浅川直树循声望去,这才发现墙壁上挂着一条横幅,上面写着‘欢迎来到地狱厨房’。 „Name is very good.” “名字很不错。” The Asakawa Naoki right hand builds silently on the sword hilt, this thinks that will walk one to be tall after the kitchen, the flesh is pale, body full sutures the scar, is growing a terrifying butcher of pig head, what is unexpected, walks after the kitchen is tall and slender stature is unexpectedly slender, wears the school uniform/subdue, the bright golden hair lets fall the attractive young girl of waist straightly. 浅川直树右手默默搭在剑柄上,本以为会从后厨走出来一个身材高大,肌肤惨白,身上满是缝合疤痕,长着一颗猪头的恐怖屠夫,出人预料的是,从后厨走出来的居然是一名身材高挑修长,穿着学院制服,灿烂金发笔直垂落到腰间的漂亮少女。 „Three are the new guests?” “三位就是新来的客人？” Blonde young girl both hands hug in the chest front, the look look disdainfully, the sound is chilly, seeming like cold proud is full. 金发少女双手抱在胸前,眼神睥睨,声音清冷,看起来冷傲十足。 Asakawa Naoki looked at the eye to stand in Ichika and Miku, „, if did not have others to come, should be our three.” 浅川直树看了眼站在身边的一花和三玖,“如果没有其他人来,应该就是我们三个了。” In the dreamland meets exists not many, Asakawa Naoki that can exchange chose watched changes quietly temporarily. 梦境中遇到能够交流的存在不多,浅川直树选择了暂时静观其变。 Naturally, looks attractive is the primary cause, if growing the flesh butcher of pig head, has cut without delay. 当然,长得好看是主要原因,如果是长着猪头的血肉屠夫,二话不说就已经砍过去了。 The blonde young girl voice is arrogant: „I shave Erina, far moon/month ten outstanding tenth......” 金发少女声音高傲:“我是薙切绘里奈,远月十杰第十席……” my arse! No wonder overpowers the modeling seems like looks familiar, originally is «the Spirit of Aphrodisiac» venomous tongue queen! 你妹啊！怪不得制服造型看起来那么眼熟,原来是《春药之灵》中的毒舌女王吗！ Asakawa Naoki cannot bear look to Nino, but also thinks that your fool except for making merry, in the head anything does not have, originally is also hugging ideal that passes into the far moon/month academy! 浅川直树忍不住看向二乃,还以为你这个笨蛋除了吃喝玩乐,脑袋里面啥都没有,原来还抱着考进远月学园的理想吗！ What a pity in the reality does not have the far moon/month academy, can only accept the inspection in the dream. 可惜现实中没有远月学园,只能在梦中接受考核了。 Ichika: „Name sounds familiar-sounding.” 一花:“名字听起来好耳熟。” Miku: „Seeming like very also familiar.” 三玖:“看起来也很熟悉。” The blonde young girl disregarded complaining of Ichika and Miku, is maintaining chilly aura of flower of Takarei as before: „Nino now is my person, if you want to lead her to walk, must exceed me in the food halberd showdown.” 金发少女无视了一花和三玖的吐槽,依旧保持着高岭之花的清冷气场:“二乃现在是我的人,你们如果想带她走,必须在食戟对决中胜过我。” „If lost?” “要是输掉了呢？” Miku asked low voice, could not bear look to the pitch-dark latter kitchen, swallowed under the saliva quietly, „could it be must......!” 三玖小声问道,忍不住向黑漆漆的后厨望去,悄悄咽了下口水,“难道要被……啊！” Asakawa Naoki puts out a hand a stamp, breaks the Miku awful brain hole. 浅川直树伸手一戳,打断三玖的糟糕脑洞。 „Very simple.” Blonde young girl both hands hug in the chest front, unquestionable, „the person who loses takes off the clothes completely.” “很简单。”金发少女双手抱在胸前,不容置疑,“输掉的人就把衣服全部脱掉。” „hey hey?” “诶诶？” Miku is dumbfounded, the elegant face is fast incarnadine, „takes off and strips off the clothes?” 三玖目瞪口呆,俏脸飞快染红,“脱、脱光衣服？” „Right.” The blonde young girl looked upward chin, kept a serious look, „the defeated did not have the qualifications to wear the clothes to go out of the kitchen.” “没错。”金发少女仰起下巴,表情严肃,“败者没有资格穿着衣服走出厨房。” my arse! Loses must take off the clothes, this showdown also too awful, the aphrodisiac the clever bottom turned into the spirit of 18+! 你妹啊！输掉就要脱衣服,这种对决也太糟糕了吧,春药之灵彻底变成十八禁之灵了啊！ Ichika raises hand to inquire: 一花举手提问道: „Why will Nino wear the apron?” “二乃为什么会穿着围裙呢？” The blonde young girl voice is arrogant: „Her cook obtained my approval reluctantly, therefore allows her to put on naked apron.” 金发少女声音高傲:“她的厨艺勉强得到了我的认可,所以准许她穿一件果体围裙。” „......” “……” The Asakawa Naoki breath stops, cannot bear look that is covering the chest to a hand, another hand is covering Nino of lower abdomen. 浅川直树呼吸停顿,忍不住看向一只手掩着胸口,另一只手捂着小腹的二乃。 The dreamland is the realistic mapping, never expected that you unexpectedly is a naked apron amateur who has the exhibitionism! 都说梦境是现实的映射,没想到你居然是一个有暴露癖的果体围裙爱好者啊！