Goes out of the hell kitchen, Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to Nino. 走出地狱厨房,浅川直树转头看向二乃。 „What looks at me to make?” “看我做什么？” Nino looks vigilantly. 二乃警惕望来。 „Your apron......” “你的围裙……” Nino covers the chest: „pervert!” 二乃捂住胸口:“变态！” Ichika extends the index finger to sway gently: „Asakawa-kun, the boy must act with constraint.” 一花伸出食指轻轻摇晃:“浅川君,男孩子一定要矜持哦。” Miku was angry: „shameless.” 三玖嗔了过来:“下流。” Acts with constraint my arse! The men only need the thick-skinned heart to be black, the person of acting with constraint has starved to death! 矜持你妹！男人只需要脸厚心黑,矜持的人早就已经饿死了啊！ Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: 浅川直树面无表情道: „I meant that you change the apron, if not exposed carefully, tomorrow morning must ask me to trouble.” “我是说你把围裙换一下,如果不小心走光,明天早上又要找我麻烦。” „Asakawa-kun was also saying wonderful cynical remark that cannot understand.” Ichika looks to Nino, the nod, „Nino truly must change the apron gently, now is not in the family/home, naked apron will be exposed said.” “浅川君又在说听不懂的奇怪话了。”一花看向二乃,轻轻点头,“不过二乃确实要换一下围裙,现在可不是家里,果体围裙会走光的说。” Asakawa Naoki was immediately speechless. 浅川直树顿时就无语了。 Also thinks that you in the dreamland exposed the special fondness, never expected that in the reality has tried the naked apron method! 还以为你只是在梦境中暴露了的特殊癖好,没想到现实中就已经尝试过果体围裙的玩法了吗！ „The place that Ichika did laundry a moment ago, there are many air-dries the clothes on bamboo pole.” Miku lifts the earphone of hand holding down chest, „did we change the clothes in the past?” “刚才一花洗衣服的地方,有很多晒在竹竿上的衣服。”三玖抬手按住胸口的耳机,“我们过去换衣服吧？” „Walks quickly.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, „changes the clothes, but must find Yotsuba and Itsuki, then escapes from hundred ghosts to travel by night.” “快走。”二乃双手抱在胸前,“换完衣服,还要找到四叶和五月,然后逃出百鬼夜行呢。” Hey, originally is the setting that hundred ghosts travel by night! No wonder some so many at sixes and sevens military commanders, break the sky the liquor to swallow the young lad, the issue is hundred ghosts travels by night to happen in Heian-kyo, with Kamakura is not a place! 喂喂,原来是百鬼夜行的设定吗！怪不得有那么多乱七八糟的武将,还有打破天空的酒吞童子,问题是百鬼夜行发生在平安京,和镰仓根本就不是一个地方吧！ Several people turned back Ichika quickly a moment ago the wash gauze place. 几人很快走回一花刚才浣纱的地方。 A silver moon in the sky. 一轮银月当空。 The chilly moonlight sprinkles quietly, the photo is popular insightfully, on clothes horse that the bamboo pole supports, each article Miko clothing/taking drags in the night breeze gently. 清冷月华悄悄洒落,照得人心通透,竹竿支撑起来的晒衣架上,一件件巫女服在晚风中轻轻摇曳。 Really does not have the logic. 果然毫无逻辑。 Without seeing some people have air-dried the clothes in the evening, will be moistened by the dew incautiously! 没见过有人在晚上晒衣服,一不小心就会被露水打湿吧！ „Asakawa-kun, do not peep.” “浅川君,不要偷看。” Behind three fools arrive change the clothes, Asakawa Naoki stand in the middle of the garden, looks peacefully to the silver moon of top of the head, in the reality, does not know how long has not stopped the footsteps, looked up to the nighttime sky well, enjoyed looking at the moon in the dream at this moment unexpectedly, in the heart had subtle thoughts unavoidably. 三个笨蛋走到后面换衣服,浅川直树站在庭园当中,安静看向头顶的银月,现实之中,不知道有多久不曾停下脚步,好好仰望夜空了,此时此刻居然在梦中赏月,心中难免生出一股微妙的心思。 „Excellent dreamland time wasted like this was a pity, was inferior......” “大好的梦境时光就这样浪费太可惜了,不如……” Asakawa Naoki starts to ponder the dreamland development guide. 浅川直树开始思考梦境开发指南。 „Might as well tie up five fools, shuts in the small black room to force to study?” “不如将五个笨蛋绑起来,关进小黑屋强制学习？” „To avoid five fools indulging in flights of fancy, twisting the dreamland is also very simple.” “想要避免五个笨蛋胡思乱想,扭曲梦境也很简单。” „Can use sheep Xing, smears the honey in the sole, making the sheep lick the foot heart, so long as makes their body and mind fall to the enemy, was individually uncorrectable, naturally not to have the time to indulge in flights of fancy?” “可以使用羊刑,在脚底抹上蜂蜜,让羊舔脚心,只要让她们身心沦陷,不可自拔,自然就没有时间胡思乱想了吧？” „——” “啊——” Calls out in alarm resounds from the back suddenly. 一声惊呼忽然从背后响起。 „Shallow, Asakawa-kun!” “浅、浅川君！” Three fools shouted panic-stricken, „has, to have the monster!” 三个笨蛋惊慌失措喊了起来,“有有有、有怪物！” „Really should tie up to shut in the small black room, plays with the body and mind unceasingly, making them not have the opportunity distortion dreamland.” “果然应该绑起来关进小黑屋,不断玩弄身心,让她们没机会扭曲梦境。” Asakawa Naoki sighed, turns around to walk backward, then saw that three fool trembling pressed together, opposite of three people, was one wears the windproof coat, to wear the gray scarf, the complexion wears a white bloodstained mask, in the hand also takes a long hair woman of exaggerating scissors. 浅川直树叹了口气,转身向后走去,一眼便看到三个笨蛋瑟瑟发抖挤在一起,在三人对面,是一名穿着风衣、围着灰色围巾,脸色戴着一副白色染血口罩,手中还拿着一把夸张剪刀的长发女人。 „Kuchisake Onna?” “裂口女？” Asakawa Naoki identifies the status of woman instantaneously, after all hears big Urban Legends since childhood, with is always same in the ghost kid cotton or flower seed of restroom compartmented self-closing, is known to everybody, is known to everybody. 浅川直树瞬间辨认出来女人的身份,毕竟是从小听到大的都市传说,就和总在厕所隔间自闭的鬼娃花子一样,无人不知,无人不晓。 Carries the scissors to move toward three sisters' Kuchisake Onna to stop the footsteps, turns the head to look to Asakawa Naoki, the low and deep dark mute sound resounds after the mask. 拎着剪刀走向三姐妹的裂口女停下脚步,转头看向浅川直树,低沉暗哑的声音在口罩后响起。 „...... Am I attractive?” “……我漂亮吗？” The death question and answer link came. 死亡问答环节来了。 Pretends that has not heard is killed, said that attractive will take off the mask, reveals the corners of the mouth of tearing to ask a question again, said that will be unattractive is killed, said that attractive will obtain free opening the mouth surgery a time. 假装没听到会被杀害,说漂亮会摘下口罩,露出撕裂的嘴角再问一遍问题,说不漂亮会被杀,说漂亮会获得一次免费开嘴手术。 If meets Kuchisake Onna in the reality, Asakawa Naoki estimates to fear, what a pity now is unhurried. 如果是在现实中遇到裂口女,浅川直树估计会怕,可惜现在丝毫不慌。 „Before the speech, first picks the mask.” The Asakawa Naoki right hand inserts in the pocket, the cool heart does not jump, „face does not reveal, how I know that you are attractive.” “说话之前,先把口罩摘下来。”浅川直树右手插在口袋中,面不改色心不跳,“脸都不露,我怎么知道你漂不漂亮。” „......” “……” Fear? 害怕？ How possibly. 怎么可能。 Since having looked at the luxurious meal of Urban Legends series, not only did not fear, but also wants to make this only Kuchisake Onna be involved, becomes the new generation popularity idol! 自从看过都市传说系列的豪华套餐以后,不仅不怕,还想让这只裂口女加入其中,成为新一代人气偶像啊！ So long as brave, not only can make Mafuyu Sensei put the maternity leave, Kuchisake Onna can also put the maternity leave! 只要胆子大,不仅能让真冬老师放产假,就连裂口女也能放产假啊！ Cold air raids from the darkness, Asakawa Naoki somewhat is suddenly afraid, oneself thought of Mafuyu-chan a moment ago unexpectedly, luckily Mafuyu-chan does not know, otherwise must write the review. 一股寒气从冥冥中袭来,浅川直树忽然有些心虚,自己刚才居然想到了小真冬,幸亏小真冬不知道,不然又要写检讨了。 The Kuchisake Onna silent moment, then on bloodstained the mask the face picked: 裂口女沉默片刻,然后将脸上染血的口罩摘了下来: „Now?” “现在呢？” Asakawa Naoki does not know that frightened product in whose heart this only Kuchisake Onna is, but under the mask unexpectedly is two dimension manga style, making one associate to «the Night of Terrifying» day falls female protagonist Kuchisake Onna. 浅川直树不知道这只裂口女是谁心中的恐惧产物,不过口罩下面居然是二次元画风,让人不由联想到《恐怖之夜》中的天降女主角裂口女。 Kuchisake Onna holds up the scissors, asked spookily: „Am I attractive?” 裂口女举起剪刀,幽幽问道:“我漂不漂亮？” „Asakawa-kun, be careful.” “浅川君,小心。” The background was blocked unable to pass through by Kuchisake Onna, three fools can only look anxiously. 来路被裂口女拦住无法通行,三个笨蛋只能紧张望来。 The Asakawa Naoki expression enforces suddenly, „is seeing your first, I fell in love to you.” 浅川直树表情忽然严肃起来,“在看见你的第一眼起,我就对你一见钟情了。” „Does one, fall in love?” “一、一见钟情？” Miss Kuchisake Onna retroceded half step, the scissors in hand shivered gently. 裂口女小姐后退半步,手中的剪刀轻轻颤抖了一下。 Not only Kuchisake Onna, three fools also open the eye, dumbfounded. 不仅裂口女,三个笨蛋也是睁大眼睛,目瞪口呆。 „You are lying!” “你在说谎！” Miss Kuchisake Onna holds up the scissors suddenly, on the face shows the fierce smile, „how possibly do some people fall in love to me?” 裂口女小姐忽然举起剪刀,脸上露出狰狞笑容,“怎么可能有人对我一见钟情？” „Vulgar!” “低俗！” Asakawa Naoki snort/hum said suddenly. 浅川直树忽然哼道。 „hey?” “诶？” „Because if your looks has the favorable impression about you attractively, that did not call to fall in love.” Asakawa Naoki with stern righteousness , „that is the greedy your body, is despicable.” “如果因为你长得好看才对你心生好感,那不叫一见钟情。”浅川直树大义凛然,“那是馋你身子,是下贱。” Kuchisake Onna retrocedes half step, the look is vacant: „Good, probably right......” 裂口女后退半步,眼神茫然:“好、好像没错……” Asakawa Naoki stared at the past: „Wears the forced smile mask compared with these all day, in fact cursed others' gloomy female in the innermost feelings, person who probably Miss Kuchisake Onna this can laugh, was the true attractiveness.” 浅川直树凝望过去:“比起那些整天戴着假笑面具,实际上在内心诅咒别人的阴暗女,像是裂口女小姐这样能够开怀大笑的人,才是真正的漂亮。” „To, I'm sorry.” Miss Kuchisake Onna retrocedes flustered, rushes to put on the mask, „I am only Urban Legends......” “对、对不起。”裂口女小姐慌张后退,赶忙将口罩重新戴上,“我只是都市传说……” „Urban Legends how?” Asakawa Naoki takes a step to go forward, „rights of lobster can be protected, after must first knock faints, can put into the pot, Urban Legends can could it be be discriminated?” “都市传说怎么了？”浅川直树迈步上前,“一只龙虾的权益都能得到保护,必须先敲晕以后才能下锅,都市传说难道就要被人歧视？” The Asakawa Naoki tone is earnest: „In other manga, you are female protagonist.” 浅川直树语气认真:“在别的漫画里,你已经是女主角了。” „...... Extremely was sorry, I want calm down a bit .” “……万分抱歉,我要静一静。” Miss Kuchisake Onna hides the scissors in flustered behind, bows, then turns around to run, how the back saw that flees to the wilderness probably. 裂口女小姐慌张将剪刀藏在身后,鞠了一躬,然后转身就跑,背影怎么看都像是落荒而逃。 „Really right, solid hammer.” “果然没错,实锤了。” Asakawa Naoki looks at Kuchisake Onna that flees to the wilderness, collects a recent information silently. 浅川直树看着落荒而逃的裂口女,默默收集到一条新的情报。 „Five sisters twist existence that the dreamland produces, IQ and five sisters in the same level line...... all are the fools.” “五姐妹扭曲梦境产生的存在,智商和五姐妹在同一水平线上……全都是笨蛋。” „Was saved.” Ichika patted the chest, „nearly scared to death a moment ago.” “得救了。”一花拍了拍胸口,“刚才差点儿吓死。” Nino: „Even Kuchisake Onna likes, is quite disgusting.” 二乃:“连裂口女都喜欢,好恶心。” Miku: „Heavy taste Asakawa, warning.” 三玖:“重口味浅川,报警了。”