„Said the proper business.” Asakawa Naoki sits opposite of two young girls, ten fingers of overlapping, show the classical posture of some commander, „took last weekend homework to me.” “说正事。”浅川直树坐在两名少女对面,十指交叉,摆出某司令的经典姿势,“把上周末的家庭作业拿给我。” „Knew.” “知道了。” Furuhashi and Ogata open school bag, hands in front of the notebook Asakawa Naoki. 古桥和绪方打开书包,将笔记本递到浅川直树面前。 Asakawa Naoki hesitates for a half second, first opens Furuhashi Fumino exercise book. 浅川直树沉吟半秒,先翻开古桥文乃的作业本。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Furuhashi Fumino opens the eye immediately, both hands grasps in the chest front, does the limpid bright brown eye pupil wink to look. 古桥文乃顿时睁大眼睛,双手握在胸前,清澈明亮的棕色眼眸一眨不眨地望过来。 Asakawa Naoki first looks at Furuhashi exercise book is not a bias, the reason only has one...... the maths work one is one, two are two, clear. 浅川直树先看古桥的作业本并非偏心,原因只有一个……数学作业一就是一,二就是二,一目了然。 After 30 seconds . 三十秒后。 Asakawa Naoki closes exercise book, looks up to Furuhashi Fumino, understood the anticipation in young girl eyes pupil quickly, therefore said: „Does well.” 浅川直树合上作业本,抬头看向古桥文乃,很快读懂了少女眼眸中的期待,于是道:“做得不错。” „Hee hee. (*^▽^*)” “嘻嘻。(*^▽^*)” On the praised Furuhashi Fumino face has the bright smile immediately, the fine attractive beautiful smile as if made the sunlight bright several points. 得到夸奖的古桥文乃脸上顿时绽开灿烂笑容,精致好看的明媚笑颜仿佛让阳光都明亮了几分。 «Young girl Educates Handbook» Chapter 1 second: The female student is the lifeform of emotionalism, just like the roles in two dimension Bishoujo tours, has 【Mood value】 Hidden setting, continuously fight( learn/study) in the process, the mood value will reduce quietly, at this time, must give certain reward, including, but is not restricted in ‚head pat to encourage, the flexure chin, the oral praise and gourmet stimulation’ wait/etc, thus enhances 【Mood value】. 《少女教育手册》第一章第二条:女生是情绪化的生物,和二次元美少女手游中的角色一样,有着【心情值】的隐藏设定,一直战斗(学习)的过程中,心情值会悄然降低,这时候,必须给予一定的奖励,包括但不不限于‘摸头鼓励、挠下巴、口头夸奖、美食刺激’等等,从而提高【心情值】。 Asakawa Naoki always thought that this «Young girl Educates Handbook» some are not right, head pat, which type the flexure chin makes? 浅川直树总觉得这本《少女教育手册》有些不对劲,摸头也就罢了,挠下巴是闹哪样？ This clearly serves the means of cat native of Singapore. 这分明就是侍奉猫星人的办法吧。 However, Haruki Murakami once in 【Cat】 Has said that the woman and cat have the common instinct, almost all the glossary for kitty can use in female student body, is for this reason, will educate in the handbook to present the strange thing. 不过话说回来,村上春树就曾经在【猫】中说过,女人和猫有着共通的天性,几乎所有适用于猫咪的词汇都可以用在女生身上,想必是因为这个原因,教育手册中才会出现奇怪的东西。 Returning to the proper topic. 言归正传。 „Then is Ogata.” “然后是绪方。” Asakawa Naoki takes up Ogata Rizu exercise book, starts to scrutinize carefully. 浅川直树拿起绪方理珠的作业本,开始仔细审阅。 One meter four legal loli naturally cannot the whole face like Furuhashi Fumino expect, is the stiff sitting posture, pursed the lips looks merely to Asakawa Naoki, on the small face of fine cute absolutely does not have anxious or the anticipation expression. 只有一米四的合法萝莉自然不会像古桥文乃一样满脸期待,仅仅是挺直坐姿,抿着粉唇向浅川直树望来,精致可爱的小脸上完全没有紧张或者期待的表情。 Such response is very easy to person ‚Ogata Rizu and does not care about others to appraise’ the misconception, what a pity Asakawa Naoki has seen through all, Ogata is not desolate three do not have the young girl, merely is the bad expression with expressing that's all, for example the present said that „my neighbor family/home Third Year elementary students you are higher than” and so on words, the own knee have greatly possibly by the attack. 这样的反应很容易给人‘绪方理珠并不在意别人评价’的错觉,可惜浅川直树早已经看穿了一切,绪方并非冷淡的三无少女,仅仅是不善言辞与表达而已,比如现在说一句“我邻居家三年级的小学生都比你高”之类的话,自己的膝盖有很大可能受到攻击。 „Un......” Asakawa Naoki stops slightly for a half second, gives the appraisal, „progress is obvious.” “嗯……”浅川直树微微停顿半秒,给出评价,“进步非常明显。” „......” “……” One meter four legal loli turns head to look to elsewhere, lifts the right hand, plays with the black hair of ears gently, without the speech, the expression on face has not changed, but the mood value improves obviously —— 一米四的合法萝莉扭头看向别处,抬起右手,轻轻玩弄起耳畔的青丝,没有说话,脸上的表情也没有变化,但心情值显然有所提高—— The evidence is under the table can reach the both legs of ground reluctantly, swung gently. 证据就是桌子下面勉强够得着地面的双腿,轻轻摆动了起来。 „Before starting today's learn/study, we first learned next last week learn/study lessons.” Asakawa Naoki puts out one specially the notebook that is used to record, „fact showed, you are not too difficult to learn, today's progress is at least obvious to all.” “开始今天的学习之前,我们先总结一下上周的学习经验。”浅川直树拿出一个专门用来记录的笔记本,“事实证明,你们并非学不来,至少今天的进步有目共睹。” „Is the Asakawa-san merit.” Furuhashi Fumino both hands hold the face, the eye is sparking, the sound said clearly, „, although always sets the strange topic to bully the person, but also pastes the ultra ashamed paper toward our forehead on, but the effect is very good.” “都是浅川同学的功劳。”古桥文乃双手捧住脸,眼睛闪亮,声音清脆说,“虽然总出奇怪的题目欺负人,还往我们额头上贴超羞耻的纸条,但效果很好呢。” Ogata Rizu nods gently: „Un.” 绪方理珠轻轻点头:“嗯。” „That.” Furuhashi Fumino stretches out two slender finger, ignites in the chest front gently, „can......” “那个。”古桥文乃伸出两根纤细手指,在胸前轻轻点着,“能不能……” Asakawa Naoki said directly: „Cannot.” 浅川直树直接道:“不能。” „Wú ——” Furuhashi Fumino puff up pink cheeks, „my words have not said!” “唔——”古桥文乃鼓起粉腮,“我话还没有说完呢！” „Was needless saying that definitely was some ‚pastes the paper is quite ashamed, can not paste’ and so on words.” Asakawa Naoki said. “不用说完,肯定是一些‘贴纸条好羞耻,能不能不贴’之类的话。”浅川直树说道。 Furuhashi Fumino opens the eye: „hey hey, how Asakawa-san knows that what I am thinking?” 古桥文乃睁大眼睛:“诶诶,浅川同学怎么知道我在想什么？” Asakawa Naoki light snort/hum: „Because your idea all wrote on the face.” 浅川直树轻哼一声:“因为你的想法全都写在了脸上。” „Good, that's too much.” “好、好过分。” Furuhashi Fumino is busy at lifting the hand to cover the face. 古桥文乃忙抬手掩脸。 „Pastes the paper not to play with your ashamed hearts, was non- conventional teaching media —— Asakawa Naoki lifts the hand to press merely” according to the bridge of the nose, looked to Furuhashi and Ogata, „Kirisu Sensei they had shown, the conventional teaching method had little effect in your body.” “贴纸条并非玩弄你们的羞耻心,仅仅是非常规的教学手段——”浅川直树抬手按了按鼻梁,看向古桥和绪方,“桐须老师她们已经证明,常规的教学方法在你们身上收效甚微。” „Such being the case, can only conduct the learn/study with the non-conventional method.” “既然如此,就只能用非常规的手段进行学习了。” „All to enhance your test scores, under this first sequence, other things stands out of the way entirely.” “一切为了提高你们的考试分数,在这个第一序列下,其他东西统统靠边站。” „Words said like this right.” Furuhashi Fumino hand finger separates, reveals the eye, „always thought that the Asakawa-san study method is somewhat strange, which book I have seen in probably.” “话是这样说没错。”古桥文乃一只手手指分开,露出眼睛,“总觉得浅川同学的学习方法有些奇怪,我好像在哪本书中看到过呢。” „Some minor matters, do not need to care.” The Asakawa Naoki decisive shift topic, „starts today's learn/study.” “些许小事,无须在意。”浅川直树果断转移话题,“开始今天的学习。” Studied the little while, Furuhashi Fumino said quickly curiously: „ei, right, Asakawa-san said words that last Friday the score does not pass an examination, what can punish us...... is punishes?” 学了会儿,古桥文乃很快好奇道:“欸,对了,浅川同学上周五说分数不及格的话,要惩罚我们……是什么惩罚呢？” Hears this word, Ogata Rizu lifts the pupil to look similarly. 闻听此言,绪方理珠同样抬眸望来。 „Do you want to know?” Asakawa Naoki said. “你想知道？”浅川直树说道。 Ogata Rizu said: „To know.” 绪方理珠说:“想知道。” „Un un.” Furuhashi Fumino nods, the whole face anticipated, „Asakawa-san said quickly.” “嗯嗯。”古桥文乃点头,满脸期待,“浅川同学快说。” „Before then, first asked that your issue......” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, a half second of say/way, „you two do like eating the coriander?” “在此之前,先问你们一个问题……”浅川直树十指交叉,微顿半秒道,“你们两个喜不喜欢吃香菜？” „hey hey hey?” Furuhashi Fumino hears word made a swing back movement immediately, both hands covered in the chest front, face the granny on expression as if small white rabbit inquiry roadside, finally the granny lifted the clothes, changed the body to become the evil timber wolf, „Asakawa-san does could it be want to make us eat the coriander?” “诶诶诶？”古桥文乃闻言立即做了一个后仰的动作,双手捂在胸前,脸上的表情仿佛小白兔询问路边的老婆婆,结果老婆婆一掀衣服,变身成了邪恶的大灰狼,“浅川同学难道想让我们吃香菜？” „Does not want!” Furuhashi Fumino trembles, „ate that type of thing to die!” “不要！”古桥文乃瑟瑟发抖,“吃那种东西会死掉的吧！” Unexpectedly, Ogata Rizu pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, said: „The words of coriander...... I am not actually repugnant.” 出人意料的是,绪方理珠推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,说道:“香菜的话……我倒是不讨厌。” „Rizu is quite fierce.” Furuhashi Fumino turns the head to look, „, because eats Udon daily, therefore the coriander isn't afraid?” “理珠好厉害。”古桥文乃转头望去,“因为天天吃乌冬面,所以连香菜也不害怕了吗？” „It is not.” Ogata Rizu pursed the lips, said a brutal truth, „in the world did not like eating the coriander the person only to account for 15% of total population, East Asia was slightly higher, about 20%, in other words......” “并不是。”绪方理珠抿了抿粉唇,说出一个残酷真相,“世界上不喜欢吃香菜的人仅占总人口的15%,东亚地区稍高一些,在20%左右,也就是说……” Ogata Rizu looks to Furuhashi, summarized: „Does not like eating the coriander the person is the heresy.” 绪方理珠看向古桥,总结道:“不喜欢吃香菜的人才是异端。” „......” “……” „I am not listening I am not listening I am not listening, Asakawa-san is the devil!” Furuhashi Fumino lies toward the table on, both hands cover the ear, „coriander is the world's most fearful toxicant, ate the meeting deceased person, even if did not eat meal for three days and three nights, I will not eat a coriander!” “我不听我不听我不听,浅川同学是恶魔！”古桥文乃往桌子上一趴,双手捂住耳朵,“香菜是世界上最可怕的毒药,吃了会死人的,就算三天三夜不吃饭,我也不会吃一口香菜！” Asakawa Naoki said: „That did not eat the coriander.” 浅川直树说:“那就不吃香菜了。” „hey?” Furuhashi Fumino lifts the pupil to look, the eye tearful, „Asakawa-san is the big good person.” “诶？”古桥文乃抬眸望来,眼泪汪汪,“浅川同学是大好人。” Just the devil, turned into the good person in an instant, the own status also is really many! 刚刚还是恶魔,转眼又变成了好人,自己的身份还真是多啊！ Asakawa Naoki opens school bag, puts out one bag of potato chips, puts the Furuhashi front: „Coriander potato chips, understand.” 浅川直树打开书包,从中拿出一袋薯片,放到古桥的面前:“香菜薯片,了解一下。” ( PS: The previous chapter of eating peach, the answer altogether can eat 15 peach, finally is left over two peach seed time, can the shop owner taking advantage of peach, then trade peach to give back to the shop owner with three peach seed......) (PS:上一章的吃桃子,答案是一共可以吃十五个桃子,最后剩下两个桃核的时候,可以向店主借一只桃子,然后用三个桃核换一个桃子还给店主……)