„kāchā kāchā.” “咔嚓咔嚓。” One meter four legal loli cheeks agitate gently, „Fumino, eats to you.” 一米四的合法萝莉腮帮子轻轻鼓动,“文乃,给你吃。” „Does not want!” Furuhashi Fumino rushes to shake the head, beautiful hair continuously the tremor in behind, cautious say/way, „the potato chips of coriander taste...... flavor how?” “不要！”古桥文乃赶忙摇头,秀发在背后不住颤动,小心翼翼道,“香菜味的薯片……味道怎么样？” „Delicious.” Ogata Rizu gives the appraisal. “好吃。”绪方理珠给出评价。 „That, specifically a little description?” “那个,具体一点儿的形容呢？” „......” Ogata Rizu does not hesitate for three seconds, then shakes the head saying that „could not say.” “唔……”绪方理珠沉吟三秒,然后摇头道,“说不出来。” „......” “……” Furuhashi Fumino looks pitifully to Asakawa Naoki. 古桥文乃可怜巴巴地看向浅川直树。 „Just the entrance was the ordinary potato chips taste, after biting , the flavor of coriander dispersed gradually, with usually ate compared with the coriander of surface in addition, the flavor was gentler and is lighter.” Asakawa Naoki described, „salty fresh moderate, cripy delicious, actually good.” “刚入口是普通的薯片味儿,咬碎后才有一股香菜的味道渐渐散开,和平时吃面加的香菜相比,味道更轻柔、更平淡。”浅川直树形容道,“咸鲜适中,香脆可口,其实挺不错。” „Quite fierce.” Ogata Rizu pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, small face slightly supine, „unexpectedly can say so many appraisals.” “好厉害。”绪方理珠推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,小脸微仰,“居然能说出这么多的评价。” „Merely according to ‚colour, aroma and taste’ the way, described that's all the potato chips.” Asakawa Naoki transferred in the hand the pencil, does not forget to teach by personal example, „any seemingly cannot feel the article of mind, has its intrinsic core and skeleton, seems like the vein on leaf, so long as can bare ‚outside clothes’, found its intrinsic, your liberal arts almost can finish an apprenticeship.” “仅仅是按照‘色香味’的方式,将薯片描述了一番而已。”浅川直树将铅笔在手上转了一圈,不忘言传身教,“任何一篇看起来摸不着头脑的文章,都有其内在的核心与骨架,就好像树叶上的脉络,只要能剥开‘外面的衣服’,找到其内在,你的文科差不多就可以出师了。” The legal loli potato chips do not eat, the straight sitting posture, said earnestly: „How should bare the clothes?” 合法萝莉薯片也不吃了,端正坐姿,认真道:“该怎么剥开衣服呢？” „This needed usually to experience and accumulate.” Asakawa Naoki a half second, then said, „you can try to learn next last week lessons now.” “这就需要平时的经验与积累了。”浅川直树微顿半秒,然后道,“你现在可以试着总结一下上周的经验。” Compared to paying great attention to the science subjects of logical thinking, the liberal arts pay great attention about the affective thinking, the lessons that others learn not necessarily suit oneself, therefore needs to guide, rather than told her directly the answer. 相对于注重逻辑思维的理科,文科对感性思维更加注重,别人总结出的经验不一定适合自己,所以更需要引导,而非直接告诉她答案。 „Un......” Ogata Rizu arrives at pink lips with the pencil gently, on the face is revealing the earnest thinking the expression, muttered, „took off/escaped the experience of clothes...... first to take off the skirt, was the coat, then took off/escaped tights, was the bra and......” “嗯……”绪方理珠用铅笔轻轻抵着粉唇,脸上露出认真思索的表情,喃喃自语说,“脱衣服的经验……先脱裙子,然后是上衣,接着脱连裤袜,然后是文胸和……” „Ricchan!” Furuhashi Fumino quickly covered the mouth of legal loli, the elegant face crimson say/way, „does not escape the order of clothes!” “理珠酱！”古桥文乃急急忙忙捂住了合法萝莉的嘴,俏脸绯红道,“不是脱衣服的顺序啦！” Before the boy said that oneself usually takes a bath to take off/escape the experience of clothes, super is ashamed good! 在男孩子面前说自己平时洗澡脱衣服的经验,超级羞耻好不好！ „Wú?” The Ogata Rizu tilted head, the puzzled say/way, „is Asakawa asked that I usually take off/escape the experience of clothes.” “唔？”绪方理珠歪了歪脑袋,不解道,“是浅川问我平时脱衣服的经验。” „I am not, I do not have, do not speak irresponsibly.” The Asakawa Naoki hurrying righteousness expression said, „is you analyzes the experience of article vein, usually does not escape the experience of clothes! I have not wanted to become pervert that is chased by all!” “我不是、我没有,别乱说啊。”浅川直树赶忙义正言辞道,“是你剖析文章脉络的经验,才不是平时脱衣服的经验！我还不想成为人人喊打的痴汉呢！” „......” “……” Furuhashi Fumino has not eaten the coriander potato chips finally, the time that but deterrent force quite gratifying —— of coriander potato chips dozes off today obviously usually wants to be later. 古桥文乃最后也没有吃香菜薯片,不过香菜薯片的威慑力相当喜人——今天打瞌睡的时间明显比平时要晚一些。 „poke poke ——” “戳戳——” Asakawa Naoki is writing the exercise, a pencil poked suddenly gently two on the arm. 浅川直树正在写习题,一根铅笔忽然在手臂上轻轻戳了两下。 „Ogata?” “绪方？” legal loli tranquil say/way: „Behind you have the person.” 合法萝莉平静道:“你背后有人。” Asakawa Naoki turns around to look backward, after a blonde twin tail loli hid the cherry blossom tree immediately, both hands covered the ear, in the mouth mumble „can't see me and can't see me.” 浅川直树转身向后望去,一只金发双马尾萝莉立即躲到了樱花树后,双手捂住耳朵,口中念念有词“看不到我、看不到我。” „I saw.” Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way. “我看见了。”浅川直树面无表情道。 The cherry blossom tree only then the bowl mouth is thick or thin, how possibly unable to see you! Recently on Twitter started a palm of the hand waist photography competition suddenly, the beforehand A4 waist , the good and evil placed on the A4 paper the belly, now lifts the palm far, is deceiving oneself and others radically! 樱花树只有碗口粗细,怎么可能看不到你啊！最近推特上面忽然掀起一股巴掌腰拍摄大赛,以前的A4腰也就罢了,好歹是将A4纸放在肚子上,现在把手掌举那么远,根本就是在自欺欺人吧！ Archimedes had said that gives me a pivot, I can skid Earth, now gives you enough far lens, let alone the palm of the hand waist, Earth Monarch does not have your hand to be wide! 阿基米德曾经说过,给我一个支点,我能够撬动地球,现在给你们足够远的镜头,别说巴掌腰,就连地球君都没有你们一只手宽吧！ „Comes.” Asakawa Naoki told. Hides from blonde loli after tree stands up reluctant, this loli stature is petite, body wears the middle school student uniform/subdue, the wrist/skill place of right hand is entangling the white bandage, combs neat twin tail with always to move in behind sways gently. “过来。”浅川直树吩咐道。躲在树后的金发萝莉不情不愿地站起身,这只萝莉身材娇小,身上穿着国中生制服,右手的手腕处缠着白色的绷带,梳理整齐的双马尾随着总动在背后轻轻摇晃。 „hey?” Furuhashi Fumino successfully makes Hypnotism that the maths devil releases, lifted the pupil to wink under the eye, the curious say/way, „who was this female student?” “诶？”古桥文乃成功挣数学恶魔释放出的催眠术,抬眸眨了下眼睛,好奇道,“这个女生是谁？” Chuuni Loli arrives at the near, pinches the waist single-handedly, another hand supports on the forehead: „I Vampire Monarch that arrives at from the different world, this world wicked......” 中二萝莉走到近前,一手掐腰,另一只手撑在额头上:“吾是从异世界降临的吸血大君,此世之恶……” „Sakura Rin.” The Asakawa Naoki simultaneous interpretation said. “佐仓凛。”浅川直树同步翻译道。 „Stupid servant, dares to say my name unexpectedly!” Chuuni Loli reveals the small canine tooth, „decided that after me , the dominant world, making you lift the stone to cultivate/repair pyramid daily!” “愚蠢的仆人,居然敢直呼吾的姓名！”中二萝莉露出小虎牙,“决定了,等我以后统治世界,让你天天搬起石头去修金字塔！” „Younger sister.” Asakawa Naoki continues to translate, „15 years old, Middle School Department Third Year Student, height one meter 49, body weight......” “妹妹。”浅川直树继续翻译,“十五岁,国中部三年级生,身高一米四九,体重……” „Fool Nii-chan!” The words have not said, was roused pink cheeks to break by Sakura Rin, „unexpectedly easily disclosed I most important information, your must tie up on the '十' frame brushes with the whip!” “笨蛋尼桑！”话未说完,就被佐仓凛鼓着粉腮打断,“居然把我最重要的情报轻易透露出去,你这样是要被绑在十字架上用鞭子抽打的！” Obviously is the status of vampire queen, makes mistakes, unexpectedly can tie up on the '十' frame conducts to whip pl / ay? 明明是吸血鬼女王的身份,手下犯了错,居然要把人绑在十字架上进行鞭打pl/ay？ Studies wooden stake puncture law of Count Dracula actually, the deterrent force is higher than ten buildings you! 倒是学习一下德古拉伯爵的木桩穿刺法,威慑力比你高十层楼啊！ „hey hey hey?” Furuhashi Fumino is startled, „originally is Imouto-chan.” “诶诶诶？”古桥文乃一怔,“原来是妹妹酱。” „Sound good familiar......” Sakura Rin to look to Furuhashi Fumino, winked under the eye, „is Onee-sama that last Friday and I telephoned?” “声音好熟悉……”佐仓凛看向古桥文乃,眨了下眼睛,“是上周五和我打电话的姐姐大人？” „Elder sister and Onee-sama?” “姐、姐姐大人？” Furuhashi Fumino covers the chest, probably was hit the mind, on the face showed ‚kitty grasps wool clew’ the happy expression, „unexpectedly some people shouted me Onee-sama, was quite happy.” 古桥文乃捂住胸口,像是被人撞击了心灵,脸上露出‘猫咪抱住毛线团’的幸福表情,“居然有人喊我姐姐大人,好开心。” „You have big obsession to Onee-san, because Onee-sama was broken guarded completely.” Asakawa Naoki empty the eye is complaining silently. “你到底是对姐姐有多大执念,才会因为一声姐姐大人就被完全破防啊。”浅川直树虚着眼睛默默吐槽。 „How hadn't Onee-sama come to eat meal last Friday?” The Sakura Rin crisp say/way, „fool Nii-chan said you do not come time, Okaa-san is very disappointed.” “姐姐大人上周五怎么没有来吃饭？”佐仓凛脆生生道,“笨蛋尼桑说你不来的时候,妈妈很失望呢。” „That, that......” Furuhashi Fumino made excuses unable to speak. “那、那个……”古桥文乃支支吾吾说不出话来。 Although her friend are many, but has not really gone to the boy home to eat meal, absolutely does not have the experience, moreover in the evening, will certainly be afraid! 她的朋友虽然很多,但还真没有去男孩子家中吃过饭,完全没有经验,而且还是晚上,当然会害怕啊！ „Do not put to trouble to Furuhashi.” Asakawa Naoki opens the mouth saying that „Okaa-san there I have processed.” “不要给古桥添麻烦。”浅川直树开口道,“妈妈那里我已经处理好了。” Saw younger sister chuuni who this does not have the blood relationship appeared in the back, Asakawa Naoki only used for one second, understands that the opposite party is making anything. 看到这个没有血缘关系的中二妹妹出现在背后,浅川直树只用了一秒钟时间,就明白对方在做什么了。 „Has not put to trouble.” Furuhashi Fumino rushed saying that „was actually Otou-san stipulated my going home time, in the evening goes home too late Otou-san to be worried.” “没有添麻烦。”古桥文乃赶忙说,“其实是爸爸规定了我回家时间,晚上回家太晚爸爸会担心的。” „Onee-sama.” A Sakura Rin eye revolution, „you and fool Nii-chan here......” “姐姐大人。”佐仓凛眼睛一转,“你和笨蛋尼桑在这里……” „.” “啪。” The words have not said, hand chop knocked. 话未说完,一记手刀就敲了过来。 Asakawa Naoki unemotional say/way: „We are studying.” 浅川直树面无表情道:“我们在学习。” „I am Furuhashi Fumino.” On the Furuhashi face showed the sweet smile, the sound gentle several points, „Asakawa-san...... friend.” “我是古桥文乃。”古桥脸上露出甜甜笑容,声音都温柔了几分,“浅川同学的……朋友。” legal loli tranquil say/way: „Ogata Rizu.” 合法萝莉平静道:“绪方理珠。” „hey, unexpectedly elementary student in?” On the Sakura Rin face shows the disappointed expression, „originally is really not date......” “诶,居然还有小学生在？”佐仓凛脸上露出失望的表情,“原来真不是约会……” „I am not an elementary student.” “我不是小学生。” The Ogata Rizu willow eyebrows select, corrects seriously. 绪方理珠柳眉一挑,严肃纠正。 Everyone has the place that cannot touch, although not because was shouted the elementary student on the vitality/angry, but must prove the status. 每个人都有不能触及的地方,虽然并不会因为被人喊小学生就生气,但必须证明身份。 „Do not think that put on with the fool Nii-chan same uniform/subdue is high-school student.” Chuuni Loli pinches the waist, said plausibly, „didn't have me obviously high...... hey hey hey? What thing this and are this?” “别以为穿着和笨蛋尼桑一样的制服就是高中生了。”中二萝莉一手掐腰,振振有词说,“明明还没有我高……诶诶诶？这、这是什么东西？” Sakura Rin opens the eye, the vision falls to the Ogata chest front, unbelievable say/way: „Small, will elementary student possibly be so how big?” 佐仓凛睁大眼睛,目光落到绪方的胸前,难以置信道:“小、小学生怎么可能会这么大？” Furuhashi Fumino covers the chest silently, hid in the corner. 古桥文乃默默捂住胸口,躲到了角落之中。 ( Is Onee-sama, chest such Pingguo however does not have face to see person obviously?) (明明是姐姐大人,胸这么平果然没脸见人吧？) „I understood......” “我明白了……” A Chuuni Loli right hand finger/refers: „You definitely in inside stopper thing!” 中二萝莉右手一指:“你肯定在里面塞了东西！” „I do not have.” Ogata Rizu said calmly. “我没有。”绪方理珠平静说道。 „Does not believe.” The Sakura Rin righteousness expression said, „elementary student not possible is so big, only if you make me touch.” “才不信呢。”佐仓凛义正言辞道,“小学生不可能有那么大,除非你让我摸一下。” „......” Ogata Rizu did not ponder two seconds, the nod said that „you touch.” “唔……”绪方理珠偏头思考了两秒钟,点头道,“你摸吧。” „......” “……”