TSDNSP :: Volume #1

#40: Furuhashi Fumino trembles


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Asakawa-san, what view do you have?” 浅川同学,你有什么看法?” Has saying that Kirisu Mafuyu truly is good Sensei. 不得不说,桐须真冬确实是一个好老师 Be responsible for earnestly. 认真负责。 Meticulous. 一丝不苟。 The knowledge reserve is rich. 知识储备丰富。 Teaches charmingly humorous...... good, this really does not have, Taciturn Cold Beauty This title, recognizes by Sensei and student consistently, if which day suddenly smile such as flower and charming humorous, will be on the contrary doubtable she to make a fraudulent switch by the alien. 讲课风趣幽默……好吧,这个真没有,【不苟言笑的冷美人】这个称号,被老师和学生一致公认,哪天要是忽然笑颜如花、风趣幽默,反倒会让人怀疑她被外星人掉了包。 But the sense of responsibility too sometimes is not a good deed, hopes that delinquent girl turns a new leaf this matter, seems like urges courtesan to become an honest woman, the difficulty can be imagined. 但责任感太强有时候并非一件好事,希望不良少女改邪归正这种事情,很像是‘劝风尘女子从良’,难度可想而知。 „Before view......” Asakawa Naoki remembers, has seen a joke, asked that what to do does child sleep in the evening always kicks the quilt?” “看法……”浅川直树想起以前看到过的一则笑话,反问道,“小孩子晚上睡觉总是踢被子怎么办?” hey?” Kirisu Mafuyu is startled, thinks saying that buys the small vest or the baby sleeping bag?” ?”桐须真冬一怔,想了想道,“买小背心或者宝宝睡袋?” Returns to the mistake.” Asakawa Naoki said. “回到错误。”浅川直树说道。 What is that?” On the Kirisu Mafuyu face reveals wipes curiously. “那是什么?”桐须真冬脸上露出一抹好奇。 Asakawa Naoki retrocedes silently one step, complained: Breaking the leg was good.” 浅川直树默默后退一步,吐槽道:“打断腿就好了。” „......” “……” The Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face concentrates: Do not crack a joke.” 桐须真冬俏脸一凝:“别开玩笑。” „......” Has not seen the grim Sensei willow eyebrows to shoulder, on the face revealed you also really to dare to say the expression, Asakawa Naoki changed a statement decisively, „was actually sees you to be sad, therefore cracked a joke active atmosphere.” “没有……”见冷面老师柳眉挑起,脸上露出‘你还真敢说’的表情,浅川直树果断改口,“其实是见你心情不好,所以开个玩笑活跃一下气氛。” Does not need.” The Kirisu Mafuyu right hand hugs in the chest front, on the elegant face of delicate cannot see the sentiment to fluctuate completely, you, if can the problem solve of my body, I be happy.” “不需要。”桐须真冬右手抱在胸前,吹弹可破的俏脸上完全看不见感情波动,“你如果能将我身上的问题解决,我就开心了。” Very sorry, only this being able to achieve.” “很抱歉,唯独这个做不到。” With liking persuading delinquent girl, might as well combined threats with inducements effectively. 用爱去感化一个不良少女,还不如威逼利诱来得更加有效。 At this time, had the student to enter the classroom building, Asakawa Naoki and Kirisu Mafuyu looks at each other one, had departure of respectively tacit understanding very much. 这时候,有学生走进教学楼,浅川直树桐须真冬对视一眼,很有默契的各自离去。 ...... …… In the afternoon the second class is the maths class. 下午第二节课是数学课。 maths Sensei is one over 40 years old, wears the middle-aged male teacher of eyeglasses, more than ten years of teachings, have smoothed by grinding his temperament at a moderate pace, the teaching style, lukewarm like the water, even some earthquake approaches, but also is scratching the eyeglasses on the platform sluggishly, matches on the slightly low and deep baritone again, the person Multiple fixed hypnosis master. 数学老师是一名四十余岁、戴着眼镜的中年男教师,十余年的教学生涯,早已经磨平了他的脾气,教学风格不紧不慢、温吞如水,甚至于某次地震来临的时候,还在讲台上慢吞吞地擦着眼镜,再搭配上略显低沉的男中音,人称【倍数固定的催眠师】。 Many students complained in the back, maths Sensei can definitely change professions to treat the insomniac, perhaps can also become one generation of Grandmasters. 许多学生在背后吐槽,数学老师完全可以改行去治疗失眠症患者,说不定还能成为一代大师。 For example now, Itsuki obviously comes under the influence of Hypnotism. 比如现在,五月就明显受到了催眠术的影响。 Attends class just now crosses for five minutes, Itsuki that sits well earnestly then starts to nod gently, the attention shifted above the eyelid the —— fact to show from the blackboard, the eyelid of human really can heavy, if thousand honored. 上课才刚过五分钟,认真端坐的五月便开始轻轻点头,注意力从黑板转移到了眼皮之上——事实证明,人类的眼皮真得能够重若千钧。 Good and good trapped/sleepy......” “好、好困……” Itsuki shakes the head, the effect is unsatisfactory. 五月摇了摇头,效果不佳。 Itsuki twisted under the arm quietly, obtains ten seconds of sober time. 五月悄悄拧了下胳膊,获得十秒钟的清醒时间。 A Itsuki loosen, the pencil in hand tumbles. 五月手一松,手中的铅笔滚落下来。 The Asakawa Naoki vision sweeps to tumbling the pencil, puts out a hand to catch in the midair, whatever if the pencil tumbles, will fall after one second on the ground, the writing skill breaks off. 浅川直树目光扫向滚落的铅笔,伸手在半空中接住,如果任由铅笔滚落,会在一秒钟后掉在地上,笔头折断。 hey?” ?” This accident makes Itsuki sober suddenly, ahoge deskmate complexion slightly one red, rushed to receive the pencil, wanted to express gratitude, was worried to disturb others, hesitant, took the short note paper to write: 这番变故让五月陡然清醒过来,呆毛邻桌脸色微微一红,赶忙接过铅笔,想要道谢,又担心打扰到别人,犹豫一下,拿过便签纸写道: Thanks Asakawa-san, yesterday evening did not have the rest...... I to attend a lecture well earnestly, will not fall asleep again!” “谢谢浅川同学,昨天晚上没有休息好……我会认真听课,不会再睡着了!” After finishing, Itsuki opened the eye to look to maths Sensei on platform, waited for maths Sensei to turn around, gave Asakawa Naoki the short note paper fast, in the heart surges wiped to smuggle the tense feeling. 写完之后,五月睁大眼睛看向讲台上的数学老师,等数学老师转身的时候,飞快将便签纸递给浅川直树,心中涌起一抹偷税般的紧张之感。 Asakawa Naoki said: You know nothing about Suzuki Sensei.” 浅川直树说:“你对铃木老师一无所知。” hey?” Itsuki is startled, what do you mean?” ?”五月一怔,“什么意思?” During the speeches, maths Sensei had finished the formula, has turned around to continue to attend class, Itsuki rushes to sit the straight body, was quick flusters. 说话间,数学老师已经写完公式,转过身继续上课,五月赶忙坐直身体,然后很快就慌了。 ( What does Asakawa-san want to make?) (浅川同学想做什么?) ( And Do not extend hand!) (不、不要把手伸过来啊!) ( We will be seen by Sensei!) (我们会被老师看到的吧!) ( Is working as Sensei surface pass the note, very dangerous good!) (当着老师的面传纸条,很危险的好不好!) Itsuki tightens the body, was worried that maths Sensei mentioned by name, the result was unexpected, maths Sensei besides looked at the eye to here, completely without other responses, language of attending class fast as before a moderate pace, without the least bit change. 五月绷紧身体,担心数学老师点名,结果出乎预料,数学老师除了向这边望了眼外,完全没有其他反应,上课的语速依旧不紧不慢,没有半点儿变化。 Should be all right......” Itsuki to relax , to continue to wait, when maths Sensei turns around to write the thing on the blackboard, looked that to with the short note paper that the book suppresses. “应该没事了……”五月松了口气,继续等待,等到数学老师转身在黑板上写东西,才看向用书压住的便签纸。 maths Sensei is Multiple fixed hypnosis master, You want to sleep are very normal matter, do not twist oneself again, the research showed, person in drowsy, the stimulatory effect from main body will greatly reduce.” 数学老师是【倍数固定的催眠师】,你想睡觉是很正常的事情,不要再拧自己了,研究证明,人在昏昏欲睡的时候,来自本体的刺激效果会大大降低。” Originally is this.” Itsuki is suddenly enlighted, no wonder on oneself each time maths class time will get sleepy, originally is not because noon eats too full, but is maths Sensei has the hypnosis ability? “原来是这样。”五月恍然大悟,怪不得自己每次上数学课的时候都会犯困,原来不是因为中午吃太饱,而是数学老师有催眠能力么? ( Asakawa-san seems like very sober appearance, won't top student get sleepy?) (浅川同学看起来很清醒的样子,优等生就不会犯困吗?) Itsuki pursed the lips, found the opportunity to give Asakawa Naoki to hand over a paper quietly: „Does Asakawa-san have the means keeps sober?” 五月抿了抿粉唇,找机会又悄悄给浅川直树递了张纸条:“浅川同学有办法保持清醒吗?” Has the means.” “有办法。” Itsuki set upright the maths book, looks quietly to Asakawa Naoki, immediately held up the cell phone in hand on speechless —— Asakawa Naoki. 五月数学书竖了起来,悄悄向浅川直树望去,顿时就无语了——浅川直树举起了手中的手机。 ( Wha, anything!) (什、什么啊!) ( Is Asakawa-san unexpectedly in suspicious playing cell phone, this means?) (浅川同学居然在偷偷摸摸的玩手机,这就是办法?) ( top student, must attend a lecture to me even earnestly!) (就算是优等生,也要给我认真听课啊!) On the other hand.” Itsuki looks for the opportunity, trigonometric function that cautious pass the note, we study, in practical life useful?” “话说回来。”五月寻找机会,小心翼翼传纸条,“我们学的三角函数,在实际生活中有用吗?” Useful.” Asakawa Naoki said silently, this is the knowledge module that the college entrance examination must test, can make you attain the score in the test.” “有用。”浅川直树默默道,“这是高考必考的知识模块,可以让你在考试中拿到分数。” The Itsuki top of the head drops drop of cold sweat: Except for this?” 五月头顶落下一滴冷汗:“除了这个呢?” Asakawa Naoki said: That did not have.” 浅川直树说:“那就没有了。” Have mixed feelings jpg.” “心情复杂jpg。” „......” “……” Itsuki is preparing pass the note, the ting resounds in the ear suddenly. „Did hey, finish class?” Itsuki is startled, looks eating melon schoolmate who suddenly awaking comes, ahoge on top of the head shivers gently, on the face shows the cute expression, „does this class cross unexpectedly such quickly?” 五月正准备传纸条,铃声忽然在耳边响起。“,下课了?”五月一怔,看着忽然‘睡醒’过来的吃瓜同学,头顶上的呆毛轻轻颤动,脸上露出呆萌的表情,“这节课居然过得这么快?” Looks at the paper in hand, Itsuki suddenly was discovering maths class immunity hypnosis ability opened the way correctly. 看着手中的纸条,五月忽然发现数学课免疫催眠能力的正确打开方式了。 pass the note. 传纸条 Twisting oneself is useless, because the ruthless under heart does not come really to twist, pass the note good of effect actually accident/surprise, under the Sensei eye hides tight and exciting that smuggles, can definitely expel to be stranded intent. 自己没什么用,因为狠不下心来真的拧,传纸条的效果倒是意外之好,在老师眼皮子底下偷税的紧张与刺激,完全可以赶走困意。 ...... …… 4 : 30 pm bell. 下午 4 点半钟。 Extracurricular park. 校外公园。 Snort.” Sees Asakawa Naoki to walk, Furuhashi Fumino turns head to look quickly to elsewhere, puff up pink cheeks, on the face shows the suffering expression, Asakawa-san is the big devil!” “哼。”看到浅川直树走过来,古桥文乃很快扭头看向别处,鼓起粉腮,脸上露出委委屈屈的表情,“浅川同学是大恶魔!” What's wrong?” Reading legal loli Rizu lifts the pupil to look. “怎么?”正在看书的合法萝莉理珠抬眸望来。 Furuhashi Fumino finger is drawing the circle on the table gently: Unexpectedly makes that excessive matter to me, that night the belly was fulled floaded operation, a night cannot sleep calmly and steadily.” 古桥文乃手指在桌子上轻轻画着圆圈:“居然对我做出那么过分的事情,那天晚上肚子都被灌满了,一夜都没能安稳睡觉。” Ogata Rizu pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, looks to Asakawa Naoki, the tilted small head: Instructor lecher?” 绪方理珠推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,看向浅川直树,歪了歪小脑袋:“色狼指导员?” Please the front strange prefix remove, then forever seal.” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear shout, I have not wanted to be broken the leg by the people of Furuhashi protection association.” “请将前面的奇怪前缀去掉,然后永远封印。”浅川直树忍不住喊道,“我还不想被古桥保护协会的人打断腿。” „It is not that matter.” Furuhashi Fumino elegant face one red, is busy at answering, was Asakawa-san had/left a homework additionally, super difficult, basic that even if did not come out!” “不是那种事情啦。”古桥文乃俏脸一红,忙解释道,“是浅川同学额外出了一道家庭作业,超级难,根本就算不出来的那种!” Asakawa Naoki empty eye, looks to Ogata Rizu, said: Gives you one cup of water, when the water forms the ice, volume gain 1/11, issue: When the ice turns into the water, how many did the volume reduce?” 浅川直树虚着眼睛,看向绪方理珠,说道:“给你一杯水,当水结成冰时,体积增加了十一分之一,问题:当冰化成水时,体积减了多少?” One of 100%.” The Ogata Rizu second answered. 十二分之一。”绪方理珠秒答。 hey hey?” Furuhashi Fumino turns the head to look, so to be how quick?” ?”古桥文乃转头看去,“怎么这么快?” Ogata Rizu tranquil say/way: Hears the issue time, the answer appeared in the mind.” 绪方理珠平静道:“听到问题的时候,答案就在脑海中浮现出来了。” that's too much.” Furuhashi Fumino lies on the table, the back black air/Qi winds around, I drank many cups of water that night, has not calculated......” 好过分。”古桥文乃趴在桌子上,背后黑气缭绕,“我那天晚上喝了好多杯水,都没有算出来……” This elementary school maths problem is the proportion issue, does not make you survey with one cup of water carefully! 这道小学数学题是比例问题,才不是让你拿一杯水小心测量啊! I was wrong.” Asakawa Naoki sat, says. “我错了。”浅川直树坐了下来,开口说道。 hey?” Furuhashi Fumino blinks, Asakawa-san also knows that oneself was wrong?” ?”古桥文乃眨了眨眼睛,“浅川同学也知道自己错了吗?” „The world fresh water resource is short day by day, many people even cannot drink clean water.” The Asakawa Naoki ten fingers hand over the branch road, „, because my reason wasted was so juicy, I am sorry.” “世界淡水资源正在日益短缺,许多人甚至喝不上一口干净的水。”浅川直树十指交叉道,“因为我的原因浪费了那么多水,我很抱歉。” That, wasting the water is I not to......” Furuhashi Fumino low voice complained, „did Asakawa-san apology object make a mistake?” “那个,浪费水是我不对……”古桥文乃小声吐槽道,“浅川同学道歉对象弄错了吧?” Therefore I decided.” Asakawa Naoki looks to Furuhashi Fumino, today gives you to arrange the maths topic that will not waste.” “所以我决定了。”浅川直树看向古桥文乃,“今天给你布置一道不会浪费的数学题。” , Asakawa Naoki wrote down the topic with, pushes to Furuhashi: Peach 100 Japanese Yen, the shop owner recycles the peach seed, three peach seed can trade peach, in your hand has 1000 Japanese Yen, most can eat to several peach?” 顿了顿,浅川直树拿笔写下题目,推给古桥:“桃子一百日元一个,店家回收桃核,三个桃核可以换一个桃子,你手中有一千日元,最多可以吃到几个桃子?” „......” “……” ( PS: Should this problem many no way?) (PS:这道题应该很多人都不会吧?)
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