„Anegoone was very day unhappyyesterday, todayunexpectedlyhas not come to the school, reporting the newssaid that is not healthy, makingushelpherask for leave, telephonesis not willingto meet......”
“大姐头昨天一整天都很不开心,今天居然没有来学校,发消息说身体不舒服,让我们帮她请假,打电话又不肯接……”Twodelinquent girlsize upAsakawa Naokiup and down, interrogated: „Were youandAnegoquarrel?”
两名不良少女上下打量浅川直树,质问道:“你是不是和大姐头吵架了?”Asakawa Naokispeechlesssay/way:浅川直树无语道:„Whycansuspectme?”
“为什么要怀疑我?”In the well the young girlcurls the lip saying: „Naturallyisbecauseyoueat mealwithOotori Koharuthatmidget, lostAnegotoone side.”
井上少女撇嘴道:“当然是因为你又和凤小春那个矮豆丁一起吃饭,把大姐头丢到一边了。”
A waistsuddenlypain.
后腰忽然一痛。
The Asakawa Naokicorner of the eyebeatsimmediately.浅川直树眼角顿时跳动起来。my arse! Pinchesmeto makeanything, isyourtwofriendsis speaking, ifyoufeeluncomfortable, twiststhem!你妹啊!掐我做什么,是你的两个朋友在说话,你要是觉得不爽,就去拧她们啊!„first timeshouted that Anegowill definitely not comply, youshouted that were OKseveraltimes.”Twodelinquent girlsupply ideas saying that „Liu BeiaskedZhuge Liangto leave the mountain, but alsoneedsto repeatedly ask.”
“第一次喊大姐头肯定不会答应,你多喊几次就可以了。”两名不良少女出谋划策道,“刘备请诸葛亮出山,还需要三顾茅庐呢。”Cricketdelinquent girl, repeatedly askingpleasecome outto be useful, addsto stop uptooneself!
蛐蛐一只不良少女,三顾茅庐请出来有什么用,给自己添堵吗!
The Asakawa Naokibackhandgrasps, grasps the Chiba Nanakoicy coldsoftsmall hand, cannot bearcomplained: „WhythereforeImustshout that Chibadoes eat the lunchtogether?”浅川直树反手一抓,一把握住千叶奈奈子冰冰凉凉的柔软小手,忍不住吐槽道:“所以说我为什么要喊千叶一起吃便当?”„Ha?”
“哈?”Twoyoung girlsopen the eye, withlooking at the look of foollooked.
两名少女睁大眼睛,用看笨蛋的眼神望了过来。„Asakawa-san, are you a fool?”
“浅川同学,你是笨蛋吗?”„Youdid not have the girlfriendno wonder.”
“怪不得你一直没有女朋友。”Then the troublesomelifeformdoes not wantcompletely! The physiological drivecango to the customshopto be solved, the parentsforce to chooseto rent the girlfriendto deal with, girlfriendtype of thing, is only the stumbling obstacle on oneselfpursuetruthpath!
那么麻烦的生物完全不想要啊!生理需求可以去风俗店解决,父母逼迫可以选择租借女友应付了事,女朋友这种东西,只是自己追求真理道路上的绊脚石啊!„Youthink why Anegoalwaysdoes askyouto trouble?”
“你以为大姐头为什么总是找你麻烦?”Twodelinquent girlalsoboughtTakoyaki, eatswhilesaid.
两名不良少女同样买了份章鱼烧,边吃边道。„Un......”Asakawa Naokihesitates for twoseconds, „is very repugnantI?”
“嗯……”浅川直树沉吟两秒,“很讨厌我?”„Fool, girl, if the repugnantperson, will only leavethatpersonto be distant, looked that will not look atone.”
“笨蛋,女孩子如果讨厌一个人,只会离那个人远远的,连看都不会多看一眼。”Asakawa Naokinods: „ThereforeChibais not a girl, is actually the femaleman?”浅川直树点了点头:“所以说千叶不是女孩子,其实是女汉子?”„Bang.”
“砰。”
A kneepain.
膝盖一痛。HidesinAsakawa Naokibehinddelinquent girl, grasps the smallfist, beats the knee of Asakawa Naokiquietly.( Bastardbastardbastard! Youare the femaleman!)
躲在浅川直树身后的不良少女,握起小拳头,悄悄殴打浅川直树的膝盖。(混蛋混蛋混蛋!你才是女汉子!)„Hey, Anegotrulywas ominous, butalsofalls far shortto the femaleman!”
“喂,大姐头确实凶了点儿,不过离女汉子还差得远呢!”
( Thisalsoalmost......)
(这还差不多……)Chiba Nanakois satisfied, finallybelowa few words of thisshort hairyoung girlletherelevated blood pressure, the headdizziness, nearlyhas a fit of bad temper.千叶奈奈子满意轻哼,结果这个短发少女的下一句话就让她血压升高,脑袋眩晕,差点儿炸毛。„Asakawa-san, youdo not understand the girl.”In the wellswallowsTakoyaki in end opening, with the expecting too muchlanguagegas channel/angrily said, „Anegoasksyouto troublefrequently, clearlyisbecauselikes......”
“浅川同学,你根本就不了解女孩子。”井上咽下口中的章鱼烧,用恨铁不成钢的语气道,“大姐头之所以经常找你麻烦,分明是因为喜欢……”„Aaaaaahhh! Let alone!”
“啊啊啊啊啊!别说了!”Chiba Nanakocannot endure patientlyagain, shoutedloudly.千叶奈奈子再也忍耐不住,大声喊了起来。„heyhey?”Twodelinquent girlare astonishedhoweverto look, „soundis quite familiar.”
“诶诶?”两名不良少女讶然望来,“声音好熟悉。”„Is just the sameas the Anegosound, butwas clearer.”
“和大姐头的声音一模一样,不过更清脆了。”„The color of hair is also the golden color, the hairstylehas not distinguished......”
“头发的颜色也是金色,就连发型都没有区别……”Twodelinquent girlmoresaid that is the suspicion.
两名不良少女越说越是怀疑。
( Badandawful.)
(糟、糟糕。)
( Was could it berecognized?)
(难道被认出来了?)Chiba Nanakolooks down the tip of the toe, the heartbang bangjumps, someslightlyregrets.千叶奈奈子低头看着脚尖,心脏砰砰直跳,稍微有些后悔。Howeverevencomesagainonetime, will open the mouthto break, unexpectedlysaid that oneselflikespervertAsakawa, is clearly cracking a joke, howpossiblyto likethis not gentlefellow!
不过就算重来一次,还是会开口打断,居然说自己喜欢变态浅川,分明就是在开玩笑,怎么可能喜欢这种一点儿都不温柔的家伙啊!„Hey, Asakawa.”In the well the young girlright handpinches the waist, the tonesuspected,„thisgirlshouldnot be......”
“喂,浅川。”井上少女右手掐腰,语气怀疑,“这个女孩子该不会是……”„EuropeandOnii-chan!”
“欧、欧尼酱!”Chiba Nanakoputs out a handto hold the Asakawa Naokilower hem corner, acts a shylittle loli, shoutstimidly: „Went hometo makefooda bit faster.”千叶奈奈子伸手牵住浅川直树的衣角,扮演一名怕生小萝莉,怯怯喊道:“快点回家做料理了。”Cannotmakethemchatagain, god knowswill also saywhatwords.
不能再让他们聊下去了,天知道还会说出什么话来。It can't he helped, can only deceiveto pass throughwith the similarmove.没办法,只能用同样的招数糊弄过关了。„I know.”
“我知道了。”Asakawa Naokiextends the right hand, openly the strokeddelinquentyoung girl'ssmallhead, looksagaintotwodelinquent girl: „Sorry, thisyounger sistershort temper, the mindsurpassesis small, oftenwill be angry, the social lifephobophobia, does not dareto speakwith the stranger, put to trouble...... Ito go backtoyouonwell‚teaching’she.”浅川直树伸出右手,再次堂而皇之地摸了摸不良幼女的小脑袋,看向两名不良少女:“抱歉,这个妹妹脾气暴躁,心眼超小,动不动就会生气,还有社交恐惧症,不敢和陌生人说话,给你们添麻烦了……我回去就好好‘管教’她。”
( BastardAsakawa!)
(混蛋浅川!)
( Shouted that youOnii-chan, youare drunkdid not know the oneselfname.)
(喊你一声欧尼酱,你都醉的不知道自己姓甚名谁了。)
( At leastneedsto punchyourtenfiststo be ablea whileto vent spleen.)
(等会儿至少要揍你十拳才能解气。)„What.”Short hairdelinquent girlis somewhat disappointed, „alsothinks that is the Anegoyounger sister.”
“什么嘛。”短发不良少女有些失望,“还以为是大姐头的妹妹呢。”Anotherdelinquent girlcurls the lip: „Alsothinks that youandAnegoare illegibileat the back ofus.”
另一名不良少女撇了撇嘴:“还以为你和大姐头背着我们不清不楚呢。”my arse! Thisisgirl'ssixth sense, completelydoes not have anyevidence, onlyguessed the truthdepending on the instinct!你妹啊!这就是女孩子的第六感吗,完全没有任何证据,只凭本能就猜中了真相啊!Chiba Nanakoair/Qigentlydoes a lot of talking, relaxesat heartactually.千叶奈奈子气得轻轻磨牙,心里倒是松了口气。
( Wasoneselfhad groundless fears, thinks is also, normal peoplewill not suspect that Idid changeam young?)
(原来是自己杞人忧天了,想想也是,正常人都不会怀疑我变小了吧?)
( You twoarrangemeunexpectedlyin the back...... Ichange, asksyouto talk openlyagainwell.)
(不过你们两个居然背地里这么编排我……等我变回来,再找你们好好谈心。)Asakawa Naokiholds the delinquentyoung girl: „Ifirstwent back.”浅川直树牵住不良幼女:“我先回去了。”Twodelinquent girlwaveto say goodbye: „Asakawa-sansaid goodbye.”
两名不良少女挥手道别:“浅川同学再见。”Walkedtwosteps, the sound that the young girlhas doubtsresoundsin the backsuddenly.
才走了两步,少女疑惑的声音忽然在背后响起。„wait a moment.”
“等一下。”„Un?”
“嗯?”Asakawa Naokistops the footsteps, turns the headto look.浅川直树停下脚步,转头望去。„Thisdogseems likelooks familiar......”inwell the young girlto sippink lips, the looksuspected, „dog that feelingandAnegoraiseis exactly the same.”
“这条狗看起来好眼熟……”井上少女抿起粉唇,眼神怀疑,“感觉和大姐头养的柯基犬一模一样。”
A Chiba Nanakoheartraisedimmediately, oneselfendures the grievanceto shoutOnii-chan, but alsohas been bulliedbythisfellowhead pat, can could it bereveal the secretin the finalmoment?千叶奈奈子一颗心顿时提了起来,自己忍着委屈喊欧尼酱,还被这个家伙一直摸头欺负,难道要在最后关头露馅儿?„Has watched the European and USmovie?”Asakawa Naokiis actually unhurried, „watches the movietime, canappearcannot distinguish clearly the faceblindsicknessphenomenon of person?”
“有没有看过欧美电影?”浅川直树倒是丝毫不慌,“看电影的时候,会不会出现分不清人的脸盲症现象?”„Right.”Twodelinquent girlnodtogether, „the horror film of especially thoselow cost, saw that finallydoes not knowwhois.”
“没错。”两名不良少女一起点头,“尤其是那些低成本的恐怖片,看到最后都不知道谁是谁。”„Thatcannot, yourpeople unable to distinguish clearly, is the admitting mistakesdogveryalso normal?”Asakawa Naokishrugged, „, otherwiseyoushoutedone, looking atvowing ceremonyto promiseyou.”
“那不就得了,你们连人都分不清,认错狗也很正常吧?”浅川直树摊了摊手,“不然你喊一声,看狗会不会答应你。”In the well the young girlsipspink lips, the probeshouts: „Kabuinujiro?”
井上少女抿起粉唇,试探喊道:“犬次郎?”Kabuinujirois crooked the dog head, puts out the tongue, sways the tailcheerfully: „woof.”犬次郎歪着狗头,吐出舌头,欢快摇晃起尾巴:“汪。”Asakawa Naoki: „......”浅川直树:“……”Chiba Nanako: „......”千叶奈奈子:“……”Twodelinquent girlare dumbfounded: „Asakawa-san, did thisdogpromisemeprobably?”
两名不良少女目瞪口呆:“浅川同学,这条狗好像答应我了?”„Said goodbye!”
“告辞!”
A Asakawa Naokihandis pullingKabuinujiro, anotherhandis pulling the delinquentyoung girl, turns aroundto walk.浅川直树一只手牵着犬次郎,另一只手牵着不良幼女,转身就走。Waitsto leave the lines of sight of twodelinquent girl, Chiba Nanakostrugglesimmediately: „pervertAsakawa, lets looseme, did your fellowtouchmeto toucha moment agoverycrisply?”
等离开两名不良少女的视线,千叶奈奈子顿时挣扎起来:“变态浅川,放开我,你这家伙刚才摸我摸得很爽吧?”„Pleasenote the word usage.”Asakawa Naokicorrectsseriously, „head patis the normallimbscontact, to misunderstand.”
“请注意用词。”浅川直树严肃纠正,“摸头属于正常的肢体接触,不要让人误会。”„, You have to fear.”Chiba Nanakowrinkled the smallnose, stared, „wordsgavemeto forgetentirely!”
“嘁,你也有怕的时候。”千叶奈奈子皱了皱小鼻子,瞪了过来,“刚才的话给我统统忘掉!”Asakawa Naokilowers the headto look: „Whatwords?”浅川直树低头望去:“什么话?”„Is......”Chiba Nanakotoneslightly, turns headlightly, „youroneselfknows.”
“就是……”千叶奈奈子语气微顿,扭头轻哼,“你自己知道。”„Ido not know.”
“我不知道。”„You...... mademepunchoneto sayagain!”
“你……让我揍一顿再说!”
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