„damn, do youdareto regardKabuinujiro the same as teachmeunexpectedly?!”
“可恶,你居然敢把我当成犬次郎一样训?!”Thisonlydelinquent girlhas a fit of bad temperat the scene, fromsoftsmallkittyevolution, for the fiercesmalltiger, hittoAsakawa Naoki.
这只不良少女当场炸毛,从软绵绵的小猫咪进化为了凶猛小老虎,一头向浅川直树撞了过来。„Bang.”
“砰。”Asakawa Naokiputs out a handto support the delinquentyoung girl'ssmallhead: „Youlisten tometo explain......”浅川直树伸手撑住不良幼女的小脑袋:“你听我解释……”„Do not explain, the little darlingmakesmekillyou!”
“别解释了,乖乖让我打死你!”Thisonlydelinquentyoung girlmakes threatening gestures, beating, do not look at the statureto be petite, the strength of suddenlyeruptingis actually large, evenalsowantsto rub the silvertoothinAsakawa Naokibody.
这只不良幼女张牙舞爪,拳打脚踢,别看个子娇小,一时间爆发出的力道倒是颇大,甚至还想在浅川直树身上磨一磨银牙。Hey, you are the hedgehog, howundermuddybodyis the thorns, does not makeyoueat the doggrain, is only the ordinarybiscuit, alwaysdo not thinktoward the faultothers!
喂喂,你是属刺猬的吗,怎么浑身上下都是刺,又不是让你吃狗粮,只是普通的饼干,不要总把别人往坏处想啊!„Gets upa bit faster, no joking.”
“快点起来,别闹了。”„Kills your pervertIto get up.”
“打死你这个变态我就起来。”„Reallydoesn't get up?”
“真不起来?”„Does not get up.”
“不起。”„......”
“……”Asakawa Naokiinspiresgently, the complexionconcentrates, raises the right hand.浅川直树轻轻吸了口气,脸色一凝,举起右手。„.”
“啪。”
The resoundingclearpalm of the handsoundresoundsin the afternoonpale yellowliving room.
响亮清脆的巴掌声在午后昏黄的客厅中响起。„......”
“……”
The delinquentyoung girl of making threatening gesturestarriesdirectly, stares the bigeye, unbelievablesay/way: „YouandyourunexpectedlyI?”
张牙舞爪的不良幼女直接呆住,瞪大眼睛,难以置信道:“你、你居然我?”Hithit, bearchildlifeformcannotbe used, this/shouldpenaltytimemustpunish, will otherwise be only getting more and more excessive!
打就打了,熊孩子这种生物不能惯着,该惩罚的时候一定要惩罚,不然只会越来越过分啊!„Calms down?”
“冷静下来没有?”Asakawa Naokiis putting on a serious faceto looktositting the delinquentyoung girlinoneselfbosom, „calms downto listen tometo explain.”浅川直树板着脸看向坐在自己怀中的不良幼女,“冷静下来就听我解释。”„bastardAsakawa! Ifoughtyou!”
“魂淡浅川!我跟你拼了!”Chiba Nanakocontinuesto have a fit of bad temper, makes threatening gesturesto continueto bite.千叶奈奈子继续炸毛,张牙舞爪继续咬人。„.”
“啪。”Anotherclearpalm of the handsoundgets up.
又一记清脆的巴掌声响起。„Aahhhh! Youalsodareto hitmeunexpectedly, Iam unable to co-existwithyoutoday......”
“啊啊啊!你居然还敢打我,我今天跟你誓不两立……”„——”
“啪——”Asakawa Naokiis unemotional, the right handfalls, the clearpalm of the handsoundresoundsagain. Cannot say that is not used, docile that if the differenttimegovernsthisdelinquent girl, has not known that makesmanyto troubleto come!浅川直树面无表情,右手落下,清脆的巴掌声再一次响起。说不惯着就不惯着,要是不一次把这个不良少女治的服服帖帖,还不知道闹出多少麻烦来啊!„Youare waiting......”
“你等着……”„.”
“啪。”„......”
“……”Facts showed that althoughcorporal punishmentviolence, butis especially useful.
事实证明,体罚虽然暴力,但格外有用。Slappedmanycontinually, thisdelinquent girlfinally is only honest, no longerbeats, no longer the opens the mouthbites, probably the kittylieson the Asakawalegequallycleverly, the smallshortlegis still shiveringgently.
一连打了好些巴掌,这只不良少女终于是老实下来,不再拳打脚踢,也不再张口咬人,像是猫咪一样乖巧地趴在浅川腿上,只有小短腿还在轻轻颤动。„Nowcanlisten tometo speak?”
“现在可以听我说话了吗?”Asakawa Naokiholdsto sitthisdelinquent girl, attainsin front of the biscuither, is putting on a serious face saying:浅川直树将这个不良少女扶坐起来,将饼干拿到她面前,板着脸道:„Saw clearly, thisisIusuallyworks as the breakfast the biscuit, is not the doggrain, givesyouin the sharebetween-meal snack, no meaning of playing with, ifyouminded,feedsmeto eatwith the biscuitalsogood.”
“看清楚了,这是我平时当早餐的饼干,不是狗粮,给你只是在分享零食,没有任何玩弄的意思,你要是介意,拿饼干喂我吃也行。”
The Chiba Nanakosmallfacebecomes flushed, in the eyepupilevenalsofloated off the sufferingdimmist, butwas enduredforcefully, is pulling out the smallnose, bitpink lips saying: „This saying to be...... you who you said that if not eat, Iperish togetherwithyou.”千叶奈奈子小脸涨红,眼眸中甚至还浮起了委屈的朦胧雾气,不过被强行忍了下去,抽着小鼻子,咬着粉唇说:“这话可是你说的……你要是不吃,我就和你同归于尽。”„Heyme.”Asakawa Naokitold.
“喂我。”浅川直树吩咐道。Thisdelinquent girltakes up a biscuit, handsin front ofAsakawa Naoki: „Opens mouth.”
这个不良少女拿起一块饼干,递到浅川直树面前:“张嘴。”Asakawa Naokiopens the mouth.浅川直树张开嘴巴。„Bites.”
“咬住。”Asakawakāchā a biscuit that bitesto hand over.浅川咔嚓一声咬住递来的饼干。„...... The flavoris good, Thanks for the Meal.”
“……味道不错,多谢款待。”Chiba Nanakomovespink lips, cannot bearshout: „Yourthisfellowfacial skinthick!”千叶奈奈子动了动粉唇,忍不住喊道:“你这家伙脸皮到底是有多厚啊!”Stupidmortal.
愚蠢的凡人。Since the ancient times, becomesimportant matterneverto care about the so-calledshame, the shame of Han Xincrotch, Cao Mengdeshears to abandon the robe, the thin-skinnedpersonis doomedto be bulliedinthisworld!
自古以来,成大事者从来不会在乎所谓的丢人,韩信胯下之辱,曹孟德割须弃袍,脸皮薄的人在这个世界上注定要受欺负啊!„Youalsotaste, the flavoris very good.”
“你也尝尝,味道很不错。”Asakawa Naoki not empty, eatswhilesaid.浅川直树丝毫不虚,边吃边道。„Whowill eat!”
“谁会吃啊!”Chiba Nanakostrugglesin the Asakawa Naokibosom, shamesshoutsangry: „Lets loosemea bit faster, your pervertparamaecium!”千叶奈奈子在浅川直树怀中挣扎起来,羞恼喊道:“快点放开我,你这个变态草履虫!”Asakawa Naokiloosens the right hand, thisonlydelinquent girlsets outto hide the home positionimmediately, the buttockssits , on chair, the bodyobviouslytrembledlightly, on the smallfacerevealswipes the depressedexpression, obviously the buttocksare very painful.浅川直树松开右手,这只不良少女立即起身躲回原位,屁股坐在椅子上的时候,身体明显轻颤了一下,小脸上露出一抹苦闷不堪的表情,显然屁股很痛。„Words that does not eat, your did giveKabuinujiro?”
“不吃的话,你的那份就给犬次郎了?”„Shut up, do not speakwithme.”Chiba Nanakoclenches jaws, the corner of the eyeis hangingtears, shamesto lookangry, „, even ifyouare not teachingme, hitsmymatternot to think that passedlike this...... Iand you are unable to co-exist!”
“闭嘴,别和我说话。”千叶奈奈子咬牙切齿,眼角挂着泪花儿,羞恼望来,“就算你不是在训我,打我的事情别以为就这样过去了……我和你誓不两立!”„Extremelysorry.”
“万分抱歉。”„Sinceritydoes not have, diesa bit faster!”
“一点儿诚意都没有,快点去死!”Asakawa Naokitakes up a biscuit, looks downtoshortleg, in the mouthcallssaid: „Can Kabuinujiro, eat?”浅川直树拿起一块饼干,低头看向短腿柯基,口中唤道:“犬次郎,要不要吃?”„Woof woof.”
“汪汪。”SawAsakawa Naokianddelinquent girla moment ago‚fight’Kabuinujiro, mustroveanxiously, wū wūcalled, nowseestwo people‚being good friends as at first’, is sticking out one's tongueagain, swung the tailcheerfully.
刚才看见浅川直树和不良少女‘打架’的犬次郎,急得转来转去,呜呜直叫,现在见两人‘和好如初’,再次吐着舌头,欢快摇起了尾巴。„Kabuinujiro, leftclawlifts.”
“犬次郎,左爪抬起来。”„Woof woof.”„Kabuinujiro, a performancebackward somersault.”
“汪汪。”“犬次郎,表演一个后空翻。”„......”
“……”Clenches jaws, had decided that Chiba of disagreement/not withAsakawa Naokispeechmorelistens more speechlessagain, finallycannot bearshout: „pervertAsakawa, howyoudid not makeKabuinujirosay that the jokelistenedtoyou!”
咬牙切齿,已经决定再不和浅川直树说话的千叶越听越无语,终于忍不住喊道:“变态浅川,你怎么不让犬次郎说笑话给你听呢!”„Does not dareto listen.”
“不敢听。”„Ha?”
“哈?”
The Asakawa Naokitoneis gloomy: „Grip, sways back and forth, backward somersaultis the ordinaryconventionalskill, Kabuinujiro, ifstartstalkingsuddenly, thatturned into the monster, hid the monsterinhuman society, oncediscovered that ownstatusexposition, youthought that whatwill have?”浅川直树语气阴沉:“握爪、打滚、后空翻都是普通的常规技能,犬次郎要是忽然开口说话,那就变成妖怪了,潜藏在人类社会中的妖怪,一旦发现自己的身份暴露,你觉得会发生什么?”„Whathas?”
“发生什么?”Chiba Nanakoopens the eye, the subconsciousnessgrasps the both arms: „Difficult, could it beto be eaten?”千叶奈奈子睁大眼睛,下意识抱住双臂:“难、难道会被吃掉?”„Hasthispossibility.”Asakawa Naokibroke off a biscuit , to continue to teach the dog, „will not be in lovewithyoulikemanga in any case, after allcrossspeciesaestheticdifferent.”
“不是没有这种可能。”浅川直树又掰了一块饼干,继续训犬,“反正不会像漫画中一样跟你谈恋爱,毕竟跨物种的审美不同。”„Have youseen the monster?”delinquent girllooksanxiously, sheknows the Asakawa NaokiEsperhiddenstatus, althoughonly hasthreeseconds of ultraweakability.
“你见过妖怪?”不良少女紧张望来,她知道浅川直树超能力者的隐藏身份,虽然是只有三秒钟的超弱能力者。„Has not seen.”Asakawa Naokishakes the headto say.
“没见过。”浅川直树摇头道。„Whatwithoutseeing you have been saying?”
“没见过你在说什么?”Chiba Nanakorelaxes, cannot bearcomplained: „Do not speak one's mind.”千叶奈奈子松了口气,忍不住吐槽道:“不要自说自话啊。”„Ihave not truly seen the monster, but......”Asakawa Naokilowers the sound, the spookysay/way, „couple of days agojustsawghost.”
“我确实没看到过妖怪,不过……”浅川直树压低声音,幽幽道,“前两天刚刚见到了幽灵。”Chiba Nanako: „......”千叶奈奈子:“……”
......
……Finished eating the biscuit, drank upin the cup the remaininggreen tea, Asakawa Naokiwatchedeyeoutsideweather, set out saying: „It's late, Iwent back.”
吃完饼干,喝完杯中剩下的绿茶,浅川直树看了眼外面的天色,起身道:“时间不早,我回去了。”On the Chiba Nanakosmallfacefullisuncomfortable, obviouslyis still bearing a grudgeis hit the shame of buttocksa moment ago, turns headsnort/hum saying:千叶奈奈子小脸上满是不爽,显然还在记恨刚才被打屁股的羞辱,扭头哼道:„Hasrecedesfar.”
“有多远走多远。”„Said goodbye.”
“告辞。”Asakawa Naokiwaves, goes outleaves.浅川直树挥了挥手,出门离开。Inroomsuddenlylonely.
屋子中骤然冷清了下来。Setting sun in the western sky.
夕阳西下。Deepening shades of dusk.
暮色苍茫。Looks at the emptyroom, layingroundmovedKabuinujiro, Chiba Nanakobit the lipsilently.
看着空空荡荡的房间,还有趴在地上怅然若失的犬次郎,千叶奈奈子默默咬住了下嘴唇。„Ido not needotherspitifully......”
“我才不需要别人可怜……”Cold windblew.
一股冷风吹了进来。
The whitewindow curtainsfluttersin the night breezegently, person's shadow that at first sightas ifblows hot and cold.
白色的窗帘在晚风中轻轻飘动,乍一看仿佛摇摆不定的人影。Chiba Nanakoshiversgently, thinksghostevent that Asakawa Naokisaida moment ago, suddenlysomewhatis at heart hurried, „blamespervertAsakawa, definitelysaid that intentionallythatwordsfrightenme...... firstto open the electric lampin brief.”千叶奈奈子轻轻打了个冷颤,想起来浅川直树刚才说的幽灵事件,心里忽然有些慌,“都怪变态浅川,肯定是故意说那种话吓我……总之先把电灯打开吧。”„Bang bang bang.”
“砰砰砰。”
At a moderate paceknockresoundssuddenly.
不紧不慢的敲门声忽然响起。Chiba Nanakofrightensoneto tremble, nearlyfallsfrom the chair, shoutsanxiously: „Whois?”千叶奈奈子吓得一个哆嗦,差点儿从椅子上掉下来,紧张喊道:“是谁?”„NHKtollkeeper......”
“NHK收费员……”„Bastard!”Thisonlydelinquentyoung girlgot angryimmediately, „youalsodareto playmeunexpectedly!”
“混蛋!”这只不良幼女顿时就怒了,“你居然还敢玩我!”Chiba Nanakojumps down the chair, opens the doorangrily, suddenlyis dumbfounded, wears the suit, hugs the young people of briefcaseto standinout of the door, seesChiba Nanakosoto open the doorsimply, eyeonebright, rushesto revealto smile: „Pleasepay the broadcastfee/spent of NHKtelevision station......”千叶奈奈子跳下椅子,怒气冲冲打开房门,忽然目瞪口呆,一名穿着西装,抱着公文包的年轻人站在门外,见千叶奈奈子如此干脆地打开房门,不由眼睛一亮,赶忙露出微笑来:“请您交一下NHK电视台的放送费……”Unexpectedlyalso is really the NHKtollkeeper?
居然还真是NHK的收费员?
The Chiba Nanakocorner of the eyejumpsgently, but alsothinks that isAsakawacomes backpractical joke, has not thought that is really a tollkeeper.千叶奈奈子眼角轻轻一跳,还以为是浅川回来恶作剧,没想到真是收费员。awful.糟糕了。Copes withtheseNHKtollkeepers, the bestwaydo not open the door, feigns deathathome, onceifopens the door, the opposite partywill mountpesterlikequack remedy, wantsvariouscompletelymeansto makeyoupay fee, flingsflingsdoes not escape.
对付这些NHK的收费员,最好的办法就是不要开门,在家装死,要是一旦开了门,对方就会像狗皮膏药一样黏上来死缠烂打,想尽各种办法让你交费,甩都甩不脱。„To, I'm sorry.” The Chiba Nanakoright handis covering the chest, the smallfaceshows the timidexpression that flustersandfears, saiddelicately,„Otou-sanhas not gone home, in the family/homeonly then can I alone, askyouto cometomorrowagain?”
“对、对不起。”千叶奈奈子右手掩着胸口,小脸露出又慌又怕的怯怯表情,柔柔弱弱说,“爸爸还没有回家,家里面只有我一个人,能不能请您明天再来?”Paying fee is not possibleto pay fee, this whole lifeis impossible, onemonth more than 1000Japanese Yen, is not the galeblows, saidagainoneselfsimplyhas not watched the program of NHKtelevision stationathome, the foolwill pay fee.
交费是不可能交费的,这辈子都不可能的,一个月一千多日元,又不是大风刮来,再说自己在家根本没看NHK电视台的节目,笨蛋才会交费。Has a plan for the present, only thenusingattributeadvantage of oneselfasyoung girl.
为今之计,只有利用自己身为幼女的属性优势了。
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