„!” “呜哇！” The sound that resounds from the back suddenly has a scare Furuhashi Fumino, the under foot makes a false step, goes directly backward but actually. 从背后忽然响起的声音将古桥文乃吓了一跳,脚下踩空,直接向后倒去。 Asakawa Naoki opens the eye, a shoulder that grasps Furuhashi Fumino, looks to stopping up in the alley entrance young girl. 浅川直树睁开眼睛,一把抱住古桥文乃的肩膀,看向堵在小巷入口处的少女。 The petite figure, is only taller than Ogata Rizu a little, at first sight probably middle school student, has the attractive purple eye pupil, the short hair combs box braids, actually will not seem rustic, on the contrary some accidental/surprised cute. 娇小的身材,只比绪方理珠高一点儿,乍一看像是国中生,有着漂亮的紫色眼眸,中短发梳理成麻花辫,却并不会显得土气,反倒意外有些可爱。 „Kominami-Senpai, good morning.” Ogata Rizu shouts tranquilly. “小美浪学姐,早上好。”绪方理珠平静喊道。 „What do your three people hide in this place to be stealthy are making?” Kominami Asumi both hands hugged in the chest front, the vision passed over gently and swiftly from three people of body, an eye road for grain shipment, „does could it be want to strive for the Kouhai-kun property rights with the way of duel?” “你们三个人躲进这种地方鬼鬼祟祟在做什么呢？”小美浪爱澄双手抱在胸前,目光从三人身上掠过,眼睛一转道,“难道是想用决斗的方式来争夺学弟君的所有权？” „And Does not have that matter!” Furuhashi Fumino hurries from the Asakawa Naoki bosom, the elegant face crimson say/way, „Asumi-senpai do not speak irresponsibly!” “才、才没有那种事情呢！”古桥文乃赶忙从浅川直树怀中起来,俏脸绯红道,“爱澄前辈不要乱说！” „Lies to be useless before me.” The Little Devil Senpai lip angle raises gently, „clarity that I looked at a moment ago, you have lain in the Kouhai-kun bosom take an oath the sovereignty.” “在我面前说谎可没有用。”小恶魔学姐唇角轻轻扬起,“我刚才看的清清楚楚,你都已趴在学弟君怀中宣誓主权了。” „Does not take an oath the sovereignty!” Furuhashi Fumino rushes to beckon with the hand, „I also do not have that idea...... you to listen to me to explain to Asakawa-san!” “才不是宣誓主权！”古桥文乃赶忙摆手,“我对浅川同学又没有那种想法……你听我解释！” „Ahem.” Kominami Asumi lifts the hand to cover the ear, „I am not listening, I am not listening.” “哼哼。”小美浪爱澄抬手捂住耳朵,“我不听,我不听。” Furuhashi Fumino: „......” 古桥文乃:“……” ...... …… „In brief, the situation was this.” Furuhashi Fumino grasps the arm of Little Devil Senpai, „Ricchan can testify.” “总而言之,情况就是这样了。”古桥文乃抱住小恶魔学姐的胳膊,“理珠酱可以作证。” „Originally is this.” The Kominami Asumi disappointed say/way, „I also think your three people at the duel.” “原来是这样。”小美浪爱澄失望道,“我还以为你们三个人在决斗呢。” „The duel will be grasped in private by the charge of duel crime by the police!” Furuhashi Fumino cannot bear complained, „, moreover I simply not with the reason of Ricchan duel.” “私下决斗会被警察以决斗罪的罪名抓起来的吧！”古桥文乃忍不住吐槽道,“而且我根本没有和理珠酱决斗的理由。” „Really?” The Kominami Asumi look is meaningful. “真的没有？”小美浪爱澄眼神意味深长。 „When, naturally did not have!” “当、当然没有了！” Why does not know, Furuhashi Fumino only thought that oneself said these words time, seems somewhat afraid. 不知为何,古桥文乃只觉得自己说这句话的时候,似乎有些心虚。 „Ahem.” The Kominami Asumi left hand hugs in the chest front, on the face shows the joyful smile of fox-like, „that I said that a reason does come out?” “哼哼。”小美浪爱澄左手抱在胸前,脸上露出稻荷神一样的愉悦微笑,“那我说一个理由出来？” „And Does not want......” “不、不要……” „For example flat chested and giant star person is the hostile camp inborn.” Little Devil Senpai closes an eye, the smile was even more joyful, „Fumino-chan thinks that what I will say?” “比如说贫乳星人和巨星人天生属于敌对阵营。”小恶魔学姐闭上一只眼睛,笑容越发愉悦了,“小文乃以为我会说什么？” „Wū——” “呜——” Furuhashi Fumino puffed her cheeks, crowded the hamster of melon seed in the mouth probably: „Kominami-Senpai likes making fun of the person now!” 古桥文乃鼓起包子脸,像是在口中塞满了瓜子的仓鼠:“小美浪学姐现在更爱捉弄人了！” „Fumino.” Ogata Rizu tilts the head asks, „does the Asakawa-san heartbeat have the fluctuation?” “文乃。”绪方理珠歪头问道,“浅川同学的心跳有没有波动？” ( What to fluctuate, is rapid heartbeat also?) (波动什么的,心跳加快也算是吧？) ( Also thinks that Asakawa-san is always very desolate, has not thought also has shy anxious time.) (还以为浅川同学一向很冷淡,没想到也有害羞紧张的时候呢。) „That, that......” Furuhashi Fumino lifts the hand to pull the black hair of ears, made excuses, „should not have the issue.” “那、那个……”古桥文乃抬手挽起耳畔的青丝,支支吾吾道,“应该没有问题。” If oneself said the truth, Asakawa-san quickly very ashamed. 自己要是说出实情,浅川同学很快会很羞耻的吧。 „Related to the Asakawa-san health, do not appear should this ambiguous glossary.” Ogata Rizu serious say/way. “事关浅川同学的身体健康,不要出现应该这种模棱两可的词汇。”绪方理珠一本正经道。 Asakawa Naoki raises the right hand: „I have not gotten sick.” 浅川直树举起右手:“我没病。” Ogata Rizu: „The grandfathers of neighbor family/home......” 绪方理珠:“邻居家的爷爷……” „Uh-huh.” The Kominami Asumi double back of the hand after behind, the looked upward chin smiled saying that „might as well make me give Kouhai-kun to get the physical exam?” “嗯哼。”小美浪爱澄双手背在身后,仰起下巴笑眯眯说,“不如让我来给学弟君检查一下身体吧？” „hey?” “诶？” „My family is opens a hospital , helping Otou-san take care of the patient since childhood, the general cold has a fever absolutely does not have the issue, future wish will be to also test into the medical college.” Kominami Asumi lifts the pupil to look, the smile said that „, therefore gives me your body, Kouhai-kun.” “我家是开医院的哦,从小就帮爸爸照顾过病人,一般的感冒发烧完全没有问题,未来的志愿也是考上医科大学。”小美浪爱澄抬眸望来,微笑道,“所以把你的身体交给我吧,学弟君。” In shadow crevice that the sunlight and building form, Asakawa Naoki clearly sees , in this only Third Year Senpai top of the head gave birth to two curving corners, is really the devil young girl. 阳光与建筑形成的阴影夹缝中,浅川直树分明看到,,这只三年级学姐头顶上生出了两根弯曲的犄角,果然是恶魔少女。 „Percentage hundred rejections.” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head decisively. “百分百拒绝。”浅川直树果断摇头。 „Do not fear.” Kominami Asumi smiles saying that „compared with Fumino-chan and Rizu-chan, I am the professional.” “别怕。”小美浪爱澄笑眯眯道,“比起小文乃和小理珠,我才是专业人士。” Furuhashi and Ogata do not have the issue, will be you will make people feel the fear! „Relax, I will first inject the anesthetic to make you fall asleep and ensure cannot make you feel the pain......” 古桥和绪方都没问题,就是你才会让人感到害怕啊！“放心吧,我会先注射麻药让你睡着,保证不会让你感到痛苦……” „You said that had no way to feel relieved!” “你这么说更加没法放心了啊！” That does not fall asleep, is the stupor, who knows after the stupor, can lose the important body part, will not devote to you performs the human experiment! 那不是睡着,是昏迷,谁知道昏迷以后会不会丢失重要身体部位,才不会献身给你做人体试验啊！ „Bang bang bang.” “砰砰砰。” Kominami Asumi arrives in front of Asakawa, grasps the small fist, strikes several in the Asakawa Naoki chest front, said quickly: „Kouhai-kun is healthy, without issue.” 小美浪爱澄走到浅川面前,握起小拳头,在浅川直树胸前敲打几下,很快道:“学弟君身体好得很,没有问题。” Furuhashi Fumino is astonished however said: „Was this OK?” 古桥文乃讶然道:“这就可以了？” „Right, the sound sounds very clear, Ricchan does not need to be worried completely.” “没错,声音听起来很清脆,理珠酱完全不用担心。” Asakawa Naoki whole face heavy line. 浅川直树满脸黑线。 In the medicine conducts the cardiopulmonary inspection truly universal stethoscopes, in the supermarket means that but your technique clearly inspected the watermelon, slightly was actually earnest a little! 医学中进行心肺检查确实多用听诊器,不过你刚才的手法分明就是在超市检查西瓜的办法吧,倒是稍微认真一点儿啊！ „Asakawa-san oneself said that cracked a joke.” Furuhashi Fumino relaxes, „Ricchan was earnestly excessive.” “浅川同学自己都说是开玩笑了。”古桥文乃松了口气,“理珠酱认真过头了。” Ogata Rizu covers up the chest, the tone somewhat is slightly scruple: „Comes across the issue to ravel that's all...... I is very really earnest?” 绪方理珠掩住胸口,语气稍微有些迟疑:“只是遇到问题想要弄明白而已……我真的很认真吗？” Worthily yes 【Clockwork Thumbelina】, Others said that will only make people quite uncomfortable, said from the Rizu-chan mouth, seemed natural. 不愧是【机械制作的拇指姑娘】,别人这么说只会让人相当不爽,从小理珠口中说出来,就显得理所当然了。 „Tested to know simply.” Kominami Asumi stretches out finger, „Rizu-chan, please listen to the topic, a water drop falls from very high place, can being battered to death person?” “简单测试一下就知道了。”小美浪爱澄伸出一根手指,“小理珠,请听题,一滴水从非常高的地方掉落下来,会不会砸死人？” „Cannot.” Ogata Rizu replied simply. “不会。”绪方理珠干脆回答。 Little Devil Senpai corners of the mouth lightly twitched, „your how not play by the book?” 小恶魔学姐轻轻扯了下嘴角,“你怎么不按剧本出牌？” „Script?” The Ogata Rizu tilted head, „this laughs at me to look, the topic establishment is not rigorous, is full of loopholes, studies the people of physics to know, the raindrop will be finally the final velocity in the air, not possible being battered to death person.” “剧本？”绪方理珠歪了歪头,“这个笑话我看过,题目设置一点儿都不严谨,漏洞百出,学过物理的人都知道,雨滴会在空气中达到终末速度,不可能砸死人。” „Finally and finally final velocity?” The Furuhashi Fumino look is vacant, shamefacedly lowers the head, „was extremely sorry, studied so many year of physics, has not listened to me of this glossary also to really be I'm sorry.” “终、终末速度？”古桥文乃眼神茫然,羞愧低头,“万分抱歉,学了这么多年物理,从来没有听过这个词汇的我还真是对不起了。” „Pokes ——” “戳——” Kominami Asumi poked under the arm of Asakawa, said in a low voice, „Kouhai-kun, what is finally the final velocity?” 小美浪爱澄戳了下浅川的手臂,低声道,“学弟君,什么是终末速度？” „Rain will receive the friction force from air in the process of drop, but is the gravity and resistance will achieve balanced, finally turns into the stable uniform speed whereabouts, rather than getting quicker and quicker, the range that this physics law includes is very broad, the raindrop is only one of them, in brief, in the density and shape invariable situation, the gravity and length is proportional cubicly......” “雨在下降的过程中会受到来自空气的摩擦力,而是重力和阻力会达成平衡,最后变成稳定的匀速下落,而非越来越快,这个物理学定律包括的范围很广,雨滴只是其中之一,简而言之,在密度和形状不变的情况下,重力和长度三次方成正比……” „!” “啪！” A Kominami Asumi palm of the hand claps on the arm of Asakawa Naoki: „Was OK, the following thing was needless to say.” 小美浪爱澄一巴掌拍在浅川直树的胳膊上:“可以了,后面的东西不用说了。” „Understood.” “明白。” „Rizu-chan, asked your question again.” Little Devil Senpai naturally cannot easily give up, chooses to launch the attack again, „a person in Amazon noticed that a parachute of shop is broadly well-respected, no difference comments, in the heart was very strange, ordered the parachute of this shop, he will open the umbrella after some day, finally understands why has not missed commented...... Rizu-chan, you said why hasn't missed comments?” “小理珠,再问你一个问题。”小恶魔学姐自然不会轻易放弃,再次选择发动进攻,“一个人在亚马逊上看到一家店铺的降落伞广受好评,没有一个差评,心中很奇怪,订购了这家店铺的降落伞,直到某天他打开伞以后,才终于明白为什么没有差评了……小理珠,你说为什么没有差评？” „Why...... doesn't have?” “为什么……没有呢？” Ogata Rizu falls into the ponder. 绪方理珠陷入思考。 Looks that has arrived at Ogata Rizu that the school entrance does not want to understand, Kominami Asumi sighs: „Rizu-chan was too earnest.” 看着一直走到学校门口都没有想明白的绪方理珠,小美浪爱澄叹了口气:“小理珠果然太认真了。” ...... …… Asakawa Naoki enters the classroom, as usual reads the learn/study, immerses to the own corner. 浅川直树走进教室,像往常一样看书学习,沉浸到自己的角落中。 In an instant to the morning's first class. 转眼到了上午第一节课。 As attended class bell sound to get up, wears the suit, serious and old-fashioned maths Sensei walked, the sound of hypnosis made many people fall on the table. 随着上课铃声响起,穿着西装,严肃而古板的数学老师走了进来,催眠之音让许多人倒在了桌子上。 Asakawa Naoki is brushing the international press silently, discovered how can there be after conducting a tradition Charles of 70 years of crown prince, the spoiled country prime ministers are following close on falling to the enemy, is proposed worthily the fearful state of herd immunity policy, each news can be earth-shaking, will brush the netizen to comment, a paper lost suddenly. 浅川直树默默刷着国际新闻,发现继世上岂有七十年之太子的查尔斯之后,腐国首相紧跟着沦陷,不愧是提出群体免疫政策的可怕国度,每个新闻都能惊天动地,正要刷一下网友评论,一张纸条忽然丢了过来。 „.” “啪。” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to own ahoge deskmate. 浅川直树转头看向自己的呆毛邻桌。 Itsuki covers half face with the book, what a pity ahoge on top of the head has been swaying gently, has no way to hide oneself completely. 五月用书遮住半张脸,可惜头顶上的呆毛一直在轻轻摇晃,完全没法隐藏自己。 Asakawa Naoki does not have think too much, launches the paper silently, the maths class is extremely arid, the maths Sensei sound very hypnosis, Itsuki frequently with attending class the pass the note way will stimulate oneself, will avoid attending class to fall asleep. 浅川直树没想太多,默默展开纸条,数学课太过枯燥,数学老师的声音又很催眠,五月经常会用上课传纸条的方式刺激自己,避免上课睡着。 After launching the paper, Asakawa Naoki shocked immediately. 只是展开纸条以后,浅川直树顿时就震惊了。 „...... date?” “……约会？” „Cricket Meatbun Monster, attended the big eater competition with your date!” “蛐蛐一只肉包怪,和你一起约会参加大胃王比赛么！”