Some Room food wrap-up work have not been completed, for example natural gas, water and electricity wait/etc things. 料理还有一些收尾工作没有完成,比如天然气、水电等等东西。 Responsibility supreme Mafuyu-chan, will certainly not feel relieved to let go, when the student walks, then starts to inspect carefully. 责任至上的小真冬,当然不会放心撒手,等学生走完,便开始细心检查起来。 „Does Sensei, want me to help?” Asakawa Naoki raises hand to say. “老师,要不要我帮忙？”浅川直树举手道。 „Does not use.” Kirisu Mafuyu opens the eye, inspects each possibly to have the hidden danger carefully the corner, „do not add to the chaos on the line.” “不用。”桐须真冬睁大眼睛,仔细检查每一个可能存在隐患的角落,“你别添乱就行。” „You said that these words will not blush!” The Asakawa Naoki corner of the eye jumps, cannot bear complain shouts. “你说这句话就不会脸红吗！”浅川直树眼角一跳,忍不住吐槽喊道。 Who is who adds to the chaos? 到底是谁在给谁添乱？ The egg does not hit well, cuts the onion class/flow tears, makes food with the food of expired more than half a year, told the facts also the puff up face to act difficult, you were that biggest trouble! 鸡蛋打不好,切洋葱流眼泪,拿过期大半年的食材做料理,实话实说还鼓起脸来闹别扭,你才是那个最大的麻烦吧！ „Why do I want to blush?” “我为什么要脸红？” The Kirisu Mafuyu profile looks, is without turning a hair: „course content, was the thing that I one reorganized yesterday all day, did not have...... wú.” 桐须真冬侧脸望来,面不改色:“刚才的教学内容,是我昨天一整天整理的东西,才没有……唔。” A Kirisu Mafuyu willow eyebrows wrinkle, on the elegant face reveals wipes the painful expression. 桐须真冬柳眉一皱,俏脸上露出一抹痛苦的表情。 „You......” Asakawa Naoki are startled, „flashed to the waist?” “你……”浅川直树一怔,“闪到腰了？” „It is not the 70-80 years old person, how to flash the waist!” “又不是七八十岁的老人,怎么会闪到腰！” Kirisu Mafuyu air/Qi bites the lip, „was the hair is gripped.” 桐须真冬气得咬住下嘴唇,“是头发被夹住了。” „I look.” “我看一下。” Asakawa Naoki arrives at side Mafuyu-chan, sees several pink hair to be caught by the slit of food table quickly. 浅川直树走到小真冬身边,很快看见几根粉发被料理桌的缝隙卡住。 Therefore the girl hair is too long is not really good, for example Nino that fool, will sit tram to be gripped by the tram gate unexpectedly, if will be Ichika, the percentage hundred will not meet this puzzle! 所以说女孩子头发太长果然不好,比如二乃那个笨蛋,坐电车居然会被电车门夹住,如果是一花,百分百不会遇到这种困扰啊！ Asakawa Naoki extends the right hand, the hair that the help solution ties down. 浅川直树伸出右手,帮忙解缠住的头发。 „Does not need you to help.” The Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face turns head, „my oneself comes.” “不用你帮忙。”桐须真冬俏脸扭头,“我自己来。” At this time do not show off power! The place eye that the hair ties down could not see, will move heedlessly will only make pain oneself! 这种时候就别逞强了啊！头发缠住的地方眼睛又看不到,乱动只会弄痛自己吧！ „Do not move heedlessly, small heartache to roots of the hair.” “别乱动,小心伤到发根。” Hears these words, Kirisu Mafuyu hesitates immediately, bites the lip silently, has not opened the mouth again. 听到这句话,桐须真冬顿时迟疑起来,默默咬住下嘴唇,没再开口。 Woman. 呵,女人。 Even the taciturn iceberg, will still care to the own hair especially. 就算是不苟言笑的冰山,也会对自己的头发格外在意。 However has not waited for Asakawa Naoki to start, out of the door suddenly has footsteps sound. 然而还没等浅川直树开始,门外忽然有脚步声响起。 „Had, some people to come.” “有、有人来了。” Kirisu Mafuyu tone slightly nervous, does not want to be seen the present situation, rushed to squat. 桐须真冬语气微慌,不想被人看到现在的情况,赶忙蹲了下来。 „Has the food stage, should not be discovered......” “有料理台在,应该不会被发现……” Kirisu Mafuyu relaxes, the vision concentrates, suddenly regretted. 桐须真冬松了口气,目光一凝,忽然就后悔了。 Time that she squats has not thought so many, now lifts the pupil to look, discovers unexpectedly to the Asakawa Naoki pants zipper. 她蹲下来的时候没想那么多,现在抬眸一看,才发现居然正对着浅川直树的裤子拉链。 „...... Humiliation!” “……屈辱！” Kirisu Mafuyu closely bites the lip, must set out, what a pity the door shoved open sound has resounded, can only endure humiliation, has left the elegant face. „Well, Asakawa-san?” 桐须真冬紧紧咬住下嘴唇,就要起身,可惜房门被推开的声音已经响起,只能忍辱负重,别过俏脸。“咦,浅川同学？” The young people who wears the suit are astonished however to look. 一名穿着西装的年轻人讶然望来。 Asakawa Naoki lifts the pupil to look, corners of the mouth lightly twitched: „Is Satou Sensei.” 浅川直树抬眸望去,轻轻扯了下嘴角:“是佐藤老师。” This name ultra ordinary male Sensei just graduated shortly, professor physics in school, at present alone. 这个名字超普通的男老师刚毕业没多久,在学校中教授物理,目前单身。 The range estimate is in the oestrus period. 目测正处于发情期。 „How haven't you walked?” Satou Sensei curious issue. “你怎么还没走？”佐藤老师好奇问题。 Asakawa Naoki both hands support on the food stage: „Today I am responsible for cleaning up.” 浅川直树双手撑在料理台上:“今天我负责打扫卫生。” „This......” Satou Sensei pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, the vision has swept from Room food, on the face reveals wipes disappointedly, „Asakawa-san, do you see Kirisu Sensei?” “这样啊……”佐藤老师推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,目光从料理中扫过,脸上露出一抹失望,“浅川同学,你有没有看到桐须老师？” „......” “……” Under the Asakawa Naoki vision cannot bear moves. 浅川直树目光忍不住下移。 Not only saw, but also is squatting in front of oneself! If were seen the Mafuyu Sensei present posture by you, will be definitely pale, the lip shivers, the tears cannot stop to fall! 不仅看到了,而且就在自己面前蹲着啊！要是被你看见真冬老师现在的姿势,肯定会脸色苍白,嘴唇颤抖,眼泪止不住地落下来啊！ „Do not visit me!” “别看我！” Kirisu Mafuyu closely bites the lip, shames to look up angry, hints with the look: „Makes Satou Sensei leave a bit faster!” 桐须真冬紧紧咬住下嘴唇,羞恼抬头望来,用眼神示意:“快点让佐藤老师离开！” „Understood.” “明白。” Asakawa Naoki takes back the vision, „I saw.” 浅川直树收回目光,“我看到了。” „Un ——” “嗯——” The Kirisu Mafuyu body trembles gently, the heart jumped the throat directly. 桐须真冬身体轻轻一颤,心脏直接跳到了嗓子眼儿。 If were seen the present posture by other Sensei, jumped in the Yellow River unable to wash clean! 要是被其他老师看见现在的姿势,跳进黄河都洗不清了吧！ „Did you see?” Satou Sensei eye one bright, „Kirisu Sensei person where?” “你看到了？”佐藤老师眼睛一亮,“桐须老师人在哪里？” „Attended class a moment ago, I looked at the entire class.” The Asakawa Naoki complexion is invariable , to continue saying that „after finishing class, left.” “刚才上课的时候,我看了整整一节课。”浅川直树面色不变,继续道,“下课之后就离开了。” „damn, coming late one......” Satou Sensei look to be low-spirited, mutters, „I hear Kirisu Sensei today in the generation the Home Economics class, therefore wants to look that she wears the apron......” “可恶,来迟一步……”佐藤老师神色黯然,喃喃自语道,“我听说桐须老师今天代上家政课,所以想看一下她穿围裙……” Told only half, Satou Sensei awakens suddenly, rushes saying that „was sorry, suddenly said strange words, please do not care.” 说到一半,佐藤老师忽然惊醒过来,赶忙道,“抱歉,忽然说了奇怪的话,请不要放在心上。” „Does not need to apologize.” Asakawa Naoki nods gently , indicating to understand, „attended class a moment ago, many people pretended to pass by outside the classroom, roved actually, is obviously hugging with the Satou Sensei same idea...... It can't he helped, who let put on Mafuyu Sensei super cute of apron.” “不用道歉。”浅川直树轻轻点头,表示可以理解,“刚才上课的时候,有不少人在教室外面假装路过,实则转来转去,明显是抱着和佐藤老师一样的想法……没办法,谁让穿围裙的真冬老师超级可爱。” „Ultra and super......” “超、超级……” Kirisu Mafuyu shames bites pink lips angry, put out a hand to pinch on the Asakawa Naoki leg. 桐须真冬羞恼咬住粉唇,伸手在浅川直树腿上掐了一下。 „Humiliation.” “屈辱。” „Extremely humiliation.” “万分屈辱。” „Was in front of my saying that this words, clearly was intentional?” “当着我的面说这种话,分明就是故意的吧？” „Do not forget me is your Sensei!” “别忘了我可是你老师！” „......” “……” „cough cough.” Was said thoughts Satou Sensei cough to cough two, the stroked nose conceals awkwardly, turns around hurriedly, „that you continue to clean up, I first walked.” “咳咳。”被说出心思的佐藤老师咳嗽两声,摸了摸鼻子掩饰尴尬,匆忙转身,“那你继续打扫卫生吧,我先走了。” In Room food is peaceful immediately. 料理中顿时安静下来。 „Sensei, can.” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head to look. “老师,可以起来了。”浅川直树低头望去。 Kirisu Mafuyu is nipping the lip, did not say a word, the vision that but with can freeze stared. 桐须真冬咬着下嘴唇,一言不发,只是用能够将人冻结的目光凝视过来。 „Do not bite the lip.” The Asakawa Naoki serious say/way, „bit again must bleed, a while to the principal office, the principal will perhaps suspect us......” “别咬嘴唇了。”浅川直树一本正经道,“再咬都要出血了,等会儿到了校长办公室,校长说不定会怀疑我们……” „You shut up.” “你闭嘴。” Kirisu Mafuyu is driven beyond the limits of forbearance. 桐须真冬忍无可忍。 What suspects? 怀疑什么？ Bites the lip with you in the school? 和你在学校里面咬嘴唇吗？ Only if World Apocalypse , that matter will not happen absolutely! 除非世界末日,那种事情绝对不会发生的吧！ „Receives.” “收到。” Asakawa Naoki lifts the hand to cover the mouth, „the place that hair ties down has untied.” 浅川直树抬手捂住嘴巴,“头发缠住的地方已经解开了。” The Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face glazed frost, stood, but she wore the high-heeled shoes to squat was too long, unavoidably some vitalities were insufficient, setting out becomes dark instantaneously at present, the subconsciousness put out a hand the brace to hold the body forward. 桐须真冬俏脸凝霜,站了起来,只是她穿着高跟鞋蹲了太久,难免有些气血不足,起身的瞬间眼前发黑,下意识伸手向前撑扶身体。 The strange outline touch spreads to the palm. 奇怪的轮廓触感传入手心。 After seeing clearly spot that oneself holds down, Mafuyu-chan stripped the color instantaneously, changes to a statue. 看清楚自己按住的部位后,小真冬瞬间剥离了色彩,化作一尊石像。 „Is the cell phone.” The Asakawa Naoki silent two seconds, „do not believe me to pull out......” “是手机。”浅川直树沉默两秒,“不信我掏出来……” Mafuyu-chan recovers finally, receive an electric shock takes back the right hand, the face like the magma of crater red, back each hair is shivering gently: „shamless and indecent...... goes back to write the reviews of 10,000 characters!” 小真冬终于回过神来,触电般收回右手,脸庞像火山口的岩浆一样红,背后的每一根发丝都在轻轻颤抖:“无耻下流……回去写一万字的检讨！” Said is the cell phone, does not bump into cell phone that's all carefully, does not need to write the review! 都说了是手机,不小心碰到手机而已,根本就不需要写检讨吧！ ...... …… „Goes to the principal office.” “去校长办公室。” The Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face glazed frost, the front guides, the body cold air almost concentrates for the essence, the place visited surges frost, myriad things freeze. 桐须真冬俏脸凝霜,前方带路,身上的寒气几乎凝为了实质,所过之处冰霜涌动,万物冻结。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” The Kirisu Mafuyu vision concentrates, two pursue the youngster who creates a disturbance on the corridor such as the falling ice cave, trembles to hug in the same place. 桐须真冬目光一凝,两名在走廊上追逐打闹的少年如坠冰窟,瑟瑟发抖抱在一起。 „To, I'm sorry, we made a mistake, extremely sorry, should not pursue to create a disturbance on the corridor.” “对、对不起,我们错了,万分抱歉,不应该在走廊上追逐打闹。” „In the evening goes back to write the reviews of 10,000 characters, later ensure cannot violate again!” “晚上就回去写一万字的检讨,以后保证不会再犯了！” Kirisu Mafuyu then takes back the vision, takes a step to continue to go forward. 桐须真冬这才收回目光,迈步继续前进。 Asakawa Naoki from two male student body of trembling takes back the vision, takes a step to follow honestly. 浅川直树从瑟瑟发抖的两个男生身上收回目光,老老实实迈步跟上。 Does not need Mafuyu-chan to disclose secret information, why Asakawa Naoki is very clear shouted that oneself goes to the principal office. 不用小真冬通风报信,浅川直树很清楚为什么喊自己去校长办公室。 „Liberal arts talent tested science subjects perfect score matter suddenly, before these believe Princess Furuhashi has concealed the strength the death loyal powder, others can suspect?” “文科天才忽然考了理科满分这种事情,除了那些坚信古桥公主以前一直隐瞒实力的死忠粉,其他人都会怀疑的吧？” „Even if a while oneself said that Furuhashi and Ogata exchanged the body, some people won't believe?” “等会儿就算自己说古桥和绪方互换了身体,也不会有人相信吧？” „Does quite troublesome, want the a snap of a finger principal hypnosis?” “好麻烦,要不要一个响指把校长催眠？” Asakawa Naoki raises head to look at the day, after pondering for one second, sighed: „Really considers as finished.” 浅川直树仰头望天,思考一秒后,叹了口气:“果然还是算了。” Human lifeform, is on Earth the degeneration speed quickest species, once crosses the bottom line, quick will fall the abyss, is unable to extricate oneself. 人类这种生物,是地球上堕落速度最快的物种,一旦越过底线,很快就会滑落深渊,无法自拔。 do as one pleases appears in «Analects» earliest middle, seems like that wants to make anything to make anything, but behind also has one not to pass the moment. 随心所欲最早出现在《论语》当中,看似是想做什么就做什么,但后面还有一句不逾矩。 To make anything to be anything's person truly, that is the bear child who must die. 真正想做什么就做什么的人,那是必须死的熊孩子。 Asakawa Naoki has crossed the Chuunibyou age of whole world, in acting in a self-serving manner has no interest, said again, since superpower appears suddenly, perhaps which day will vanish suddenly, pie that the world falls, must maintain the vigilance frequently, from the beginning must complete the worst plan. 浅川直树已经过了掌控世界的中二病年纪,对为所欲为并没有兴趣,再说了,超能力既然是忽然出现,没准哪一天就会忽然消失,天下掉下来的馅饼,必须要时刻保持警惕,从一开始就要做好最坏的打算。 Is...... 还有就是…… Gets to the principal office entrance quickly. 很快走到校长办公室门口。 On Kirisu Mafuyu face frost dissolves slightly, lifts the hand to knock on a door. 桐须真冬脸上的冰霜稍稍溶解,抬手敲门。 „Come.” “请进。” Asakawa Naoki takes a step to enter, Fumino and Rizu-chan simultaneously look, like waited for the elementary student who the guardian gets to go home. 浅川直树迈步走进其中,一只文乃和一只小理珠齐齐望来,像极了等待家长领回家的小学生。 Although has not opened the mouth, the words that the eye has actually been going to speak articulated. 虽然没有开口,眼睛却已经将要说的话清楚表达了出来。 „How do you come to bring home us?” “你怎么才来带我们回家？”