TSDNSP :: Volume #4

#306: This is Sensei that I raise single-handedly


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In the afternoon the second class. 下午第二节课。 Home Economics food class. 家政料理课。 As attended class bell sound to get up, the high-heeled shoes step on the ground thump thump the sound appears in out of the door of Home Economics classroom on time. 随着上课铃声响起,高跟鞋踩在地面上的咚咚声响准时出现在家政教室的门外。 tall and slender stature, female Sensei of pink hair shawl took a step. 一名身材高挑,粉发披肩的女老师迈步走了进来。 hey hey, is Kirisu Sensei.” ,是桐须老师。” Why will queen Sir appear here?” “女王大人为什么会出现在这里?” „Was could it be does not have the mistake classroom carefully?” 难道是不小心有错教室了?” Nonsense, queen Sir will not violate this type preliminarily wrong!” “胡说,女王大人才不会犯这种低级错误!” „......” “……” Although yes Taciturn Cold Beauty, But does not hinder Kirisu Mafuyu to have the surpassing high school level popularity in the student. 虽然是【不苟言笑的冷美人】,但并不妨碍桐须真冬在学生中有着超高校级的人气。 It can't he helped, this is a low level vulgar world that looks at the face, looks can act in a self-serving manner attractively, before had also presented some female offender, because the face value is ultra-high, one group of sand sculpture netizens in online petitioned jointly, the request commuted a sentence the rare and beautiful flowers news that was exempt from punishment, no wonder trades strangely to be getting more and more now! 没办法,这是一个看脸的低级庸俗的世界,长得好看就是能为所欲为,之前还出现过某个女犯人因为颜值超高,一群沙雕网友在网上联名请愿,要求减刑免刑的奇葩新闻,难怪现在换头怪越来越多了啊! Peaceful.” “安静。” Kirisu Mafuyu arrives on the platform, knocked under the table gently, with ordering, big Room food is peaceful immediately. 桐须真冬走到讲台上,轻轻敲了下桌子,随着一声令下,偌大的料理顿时安静下来。 Suwon Sensei has the matter to ask for leave, today's food class by me for on.” Kirisu Mafuyu said seriously. “水原老师有事请假,今天的料理课由我代上。”桐须真冬严肃说道。 Hears this news, in Room food resounds calls immediately. 听到这个消息,料理中顿时响起一片呼声。 Unexpectedly is Kirisu Sensei teaches food personally, was too happy!” “居然是桐须老师亲自教导料理,太幸福了!” On the other hand, was the Kirisu Sensei cook definitely also the ultra stick?” “话说回来,桐须老师的厨艺肯定也是超棒了吧?” Nonsense, Kirisu Sensei is perfect existences of decathlons, food that makes attended the meeting to shine delicious!” “废话,桐须老师可是十项全能的完美存在,做出来的料理好吃到会发光呢!” Hey, boasted excessively?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear look to the male student of speech. “喂喂,吹嘘过头了吧?”浅川直树忍不住向说话的男生望去。 food that in the reality cannot shine, Mafuyu-chan is not the decathlons, thinks happily others, finally the disappointed probability will be bigger! 现实中既没有会发光的料理,小真冬也不是十项全能,将别人想得越美好,最后失望的概率就会越大啊! The philosopher who some wears the eyeglasses had said that the expectation is the distance understood that the most remote distance, treats as the goddess a female student, this whole life cannot catch up, so long as at this time meditated attractively how, a fist will get down not to cry well! 某个戴眼镜的哲学家曾经说过,憧憬是距离了解最遥远的距离,将一个女生当做女神,这辈子都追不上,这种时候只要默念“漂亮又怎么样,一拳下去还不是会哭”就好了啊! During the speeches, Kirisu Mafuyu has tied the apron, puts on to bind the package kerchief of hair, both hands supports on the platform, body leans forward, air/Qi of pressure audience big shot: „Before starting today's food class, do you know that what is used as food most basis the matter is?” Careful?” 说话间,桐须真冬已经系上围裙,戴上裹头发的包头巾,双手撑在讲台上,身体前倾,大佬之气威压全场:“开始今天的料理课之前,你们知不知道做料理最基础的事情是什么?”“细心?” Kitchenware?” “厨具?” Eats the melon young girl to raise hand to reply: „Should can not make bricks without straw, be the fresh food?” 一名吃瓜少女举手回答:“巧妇难为无米之炊,应该是新鲜的食材吧?” You made a mistake, the thing of most foundation is actually the fire.” A youngster pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, the serious say/way, most starts the whole world to cover in the dense fog, as the first wisp of flame appears, human civilization only is born finally, making us from passing on the fire starts to make food.” “你们都错了,最基础的东西其实是火。”一名少年推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,一本正经道,“最开始整个世界笼罩在迷雾之中,随着第一缕火光出现,人类文明才终于诞生,让我们从传火开始做料理吧。” Was also insane, was incurable, drags to let his sober.” “又疯了一个,没救了,拖出去让他清醒一下。” „......” “……” Silence.” “肃静。” Kirisu Mafuyu takes the chalk, writes down „the foundation's on the blackboard first four large characters. 桐须真冬拿起粉笔,在黑板上写下“基础第一”四个大字。 Is used as the food basis is to memorize the cookbook!” “做料理的基础是熟记菜谱!” Mafuyu-chan kept a serious look, bold side unyielding, learned/studied probably, writes continuously does not look at a person, without the qualifications stepped the examination place.” 小真冬表情严肃,挥斥方遒,“就好像学习,连书都不看一眼的人,没资格踏上考场。” You usually food cannot complete, mostly is insufficiently careful, has a smattering of knowledge begins to do, finally is thrown into confusion to have the problem, today before making food, must first all steps in the mind.” “你们平时料理做不好,大都是不够细心,一知半解就动手去做,最后手忙脚乱出现问题,今天做料理之前,要先把所有步骤在脑海中过一遍。” food is also good, the learn/study is also good, is the same thing, the person who even the foundation has a smattering of knowledge, utilized not to mention actually, this point asked everyone to engrave on one's memory.” 料理也好,学习也好,都是同一回事,连基础都一知半解的人,更别提实际运用了,这一点请大家务必铭记于心。” „......” “……” A valiant guidance, made in all female student eyes emit the red affection immediately, if the reality were OL game, can definitely see these female student top of the heads to jump out of the worship value + 1, worship value + 1 prompts. 一番英姿飒爽的教导,顿时让所有女生眼中冒出了红色爱心,如果现实是款OL游戏,肯定能看见这些女生头顶跳出崇拜值,崇拜值的提示。 „, Kirisu Sensei is quite fierce.” “哇,桐须老师好厉害。” I like Kirisu Sensei forever!” “我永远喜欢桐须老师!” Sensei teaching is not only fierce, in cook is also the specialized rank.” 老师不仅教书厉害,在厨艺方面也是专业级别的呢。” Worthily is perfect superman, later is the Kirisu Sensei husband very certainly happy?” “不愧是完美超人,以后桐须老师的丈夫一定很幸福吧?” „......” “……” Will not be happy! At night the day before yesterday ate food that the expired more than half a year gelatin made, the inadequate taking a seat ambulance entered the hospital! Incautiously possibly by the husband who the wife kills by poison, possibly to be how happy! 才不会幸福啊!前天晚上吃了过期大半年明胶做的料理,差点儿就坐救护车进医院了啊!一不小心就可能被妻子毒杀的丈夫,怎么可能会幸福啊! Listens periphery full is being the discussion of worship, the Asakawa Naoki innermost feelings complained at the same time, gave birth to subtle sense of achievement —— unavoidably 听着周围满是崇拜的议论声,浅川直树内心吐槽的同时,又难免生出了一股微妙的成就感—— This is Sensei that oneself teaches hand in hand.” “这可是自己手把手教出来的老师啊。” ...... …… Itsuki-san, are you all right?” A young girl short hair young girl asked in a low voice. 五月同学,你没事吧?”一名少女短发少女低声问道。 „...... I and I are all right.” Itsuki rushes to lower the head, the potato that continues to wash the hands. “啊……我、我没事。”五月赶忙低头,继续洗手上的土豆。 The food class is 45 people forms a team generally, everyone division of labor and cooperation, all will have the opportunity that Itsuki fishes in troubled waters and contributes no work but be undetected because of others. 料理课一般是四五个人组队,大家分工合作,所有才会有五月浑水摸鱼、滥竽充数的机会。 The short hair young girl approaches, the double back of the hand after behind, lowers the sound: „Should Itsuki-chan not be Asakawa-san will act difficult?” 短发少女凑近过来,双手背在身后,压低声音:“五月酱该不会是和浅川同学闹别扭了吧?” Without that matter!” Itsuki elegant face one red, rushes to deny. “才没有那种事情呢!”五月俏脸一红,赶忙否认。 Acts difficult anything, is only then relates the adjective that enough can use intimately, I and Asakawa-san were only the ordinary friend, Yamada-san do not misunderstand.” 闹别扭什么的,是只有关系足够亲密才能用到的形容词,“我和浅川同学只是普通朋友,山田同学不要误会了啊。” Attends class for ten minutes, Itsuki you, had peeped the Asakawa-san seven times, how to see is not the ordinary friend?” “才上课十分钟,五月你啊,已经偷看了浅川同学七次,怎么看都不是普通朋友吧?” Itsuki: „......” 五月:“……” That is because Asakawa in the cafeteria said suddenly our relations have stopped, is not that unchaste date that you think! 那是因为浅川忽然在食堂说“我们的关系已经到此为止”,才不是你想的那种不纯洁交往啊! I...... Itsuki made excuses a moment ago, the fact that is unable to refute to peep, can only shame the embarrassed say/way, doesn't have that many times that you said?” “我刚才……”五月支支吾吾,无法反驳偷看的事实,只能羞窘道,“才没有你说的那么多次吧?” Clarity that I count, you two are my object of observation, will not make a mistake.” “我数的清清楚楚,你们两个可是我的观察对象,才不会弄错。” hey?” ?” The short hair young girl lifts the hand to cover the mouth: Said a moment ago incautiously strange words, please do not care.” 短发少女抬手掩嘴:“刚才一不小心说了奇怪的话,请不要放在心上。” Has no way not to care completely!” “完全没法不在意吧!” The short hair young girl of speech is that female student who sits in the Itsuki front, raises up the ear to listen secretly Asakawa and Itsuki frequently chats the speech, this little while looked upward small face, said seriously: 说话的短发少女就是那个坐在五月前排的女生,经常竖起耳朵偷听浅川五月聊天说话,这会儿仰起小脸,一本正经道: Itsuki-chan thinks that oneself and Asakawa-san are the ordinary friends?” 五月酱认为自己浅川同学普通朋友?” Itsuki hesitant a half second: Right.” 五月犹豫半秒:“没错。” Although was won the matter that first kiss...... has a dream in the dream by Asakawa, can't take seriously? 虽然在梦中被浅川夺走初吻……做梦的事,根本就当不得真吧? Good, can ask your several questions?” “那好,能不能问你几个问题?” You asked.” Itsuki kept a serious look. “你问吧。”五月表情严肃。 Uh-huh.” The short hair young girl stretches out finger, kept a serious look, other male students took the chocolate stick to feed you to eat the thing, can you comply?” “嗯哼。”短发少女伸出一根手指,表情严肃,“其他男生拿着巧克力棒喂你吃东西,你会不会答应?” Naturally not......” “当然不……” Itsuki pursed the lips. 五月抿住粉唇 That matter will definitely not comply, oneself is not the frivolous female student who these all comes are welcome! 那种事情肯定不会答应吧,自己才不是那些来者不拒的轻浮女生啊! „The second issue.” The short hair young girl raises up two finger, has the male student to touch your head, are you happy?” “第二个问题。”短发少女竖起两根手指,“有男生摸你头,你开心吗?” Definitely cannot.” The Itsuki subconscious say/way, will only dislike is right?” “肯定不会。”五月下意识道,“只会反感才对吧?” The short hair young girl continues to ask: That Asakawa-san touches your head time, there is happily?” 短发少女继续问道:“那浅川同学摸你头的时候,有没有开心呢?” Itsuki don't face: „...... Absolutely does not have.” 五月别过脸:“……完全没有。” It is not a child, by male student head pat this matter, was been ashamed, will not be happy. 又不是小孩子,被男生摸头这种事情,只有羞耻,才不会开心。 That does Itsuki-chan have the dislike to be repugnant?” “那五月酱有没有厌恶反感?” Itsuki: „......” 五月:“……” Although not happy, but the dislike repugnance does not have. 虽然没有开心,但厌恶反感同样没有。 Asakawa-san character is eccentric, the personal connection in the class is not good, at that time saw Itsuki-chan and Asakawa-san compatible, I was surprised was very in secret long.” 浅川同学性格孤僻,在班里面人缘不好,当时看到五月酱浅川同学合得来,我可是暗中惊讶了很久呢。” The short hair young girl lifts the hand to keep off in the mouth, small sound said: I know, Asakawa-san is actually a very gentle person, often has to see that he feeds the stray dog in school...... to like the dog dog the person, possibly is not an unprincipled person.” 短发少女抬手挡在嘴边,小声道:“不过我知道,浅川同学其实是个很温柔的人,经常有看到他喂学校中的流浪狗哦……喜欢狗狗的人,不可能是坏人。” Your this judge method is unreasonable.” Itsuki cannot bear complained. “你这种判断方法一点儿都不合理吧。”五月忍不住吐槽道 Do not care about this minor matter.” The short hair young girl waves, keeps a serious look, „the present is you and Asakawa-san issue.” “不要在意这种小事。”短发少女挥了挥手,表情严肃,“现在是你和浅川同学的问题。” The short hair young girl lowers the sound: „Should issue leave in your body?” 短发少女压低声音:“问题应该出在你身上吧?” hey hey?” Itsuki looks surprisedly, how do you know?” ?”五月惊讶望来,“你怎么知道?” Five people all have subject to pass an examination, Miku attained five sisters in history highest result, Asakawa-san shouldered as the Home Tutor responsibility, why therefore , Otou-san must make that type of phone call! 五个人全都有功课及格,其中三玖更是拿到了五姐妹有史以来最高的成绩,浅川同学担负起了身为家教的责任,所以说,爸爸为什么要打那种电话啊! The whole staff pass an examination that exaggerating request, only if gods, the ordinary person definitely cannot achieve. 全员及格那么夸张的要求,除非是神明,普通人肯定做不到吧。 Because one of the , only then being in the wrong will be just now afraid.” The short hair young girl sways finger gently, „, if Asakawa-san makes the mistake, was he has peeped a moment ago you.” “因为只有理亏的一方才会心虚。”短发少女轻轻摇晃手指,“如果是浅川同学做错了事,刚才就是他一直偷看你了。” „......” “……” Itsuki hesitant moment, elegant face slightly red say/way: What to do that should......?” 五月犹豫片刻,俏脸微红道:“那个……该怎么办?” Immediately wanted the make-up test, so many subjects have not tested, the make-up test through did not have by the risk of leaving school, except for Asakawa, others couldn't achieve? 马上就要补考了,那么多科目都没考过,补考不通过还有被退学的风险,除了浅川,其他人根本做不到吧? Before also had to invite Home Tutor, either was expelled by Nino, either is the serious teaching, fundamental study. 之前也不是没有请过家教,要么是被二乃赶走,要么就是一本正经的教学,根本学不进去。 Looks for a new Home Tutor this matter...... not to comply again. 再找一个新家教这种事情……绝不答应。 „Very simple.” The short hair young girl right hand hugs in the chest front, on the face shows the self-confident smile, initiates an attack, Itsuki-chan!” “很简单。”短发少女右手抱在胸前,脸上露出自信微笑,“主动出击吧,五月酱!” What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Snort, boy lifeform, is so long as the female student acts like a spoiled brat on own initiative, lifeform that is unable to reject absolutely.” The short hair young girl pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, as if the Zhuge military strategist of foolproof plan, two person date, always the person must be first driving, if who suppresses is not speaking, the relations only will become worse, finally will turn into the passer-by.” “哼,男孩子这种生物,是只要女生主动撒娇,就绝对无法拒绝的生物喔。”短发少女推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,仿佛算无遗策的诸葛军师,“两个人交往,总有一个人要先主动,如果谁都憋着不说话,关系只会越变越差,最后变成路人哦。” Therefore is not date......” “所以说才不是交往……” Itsuki refuted in a low voice, before subconscious ponder, table young girl's proposition. 五月低声反驳,下意识思考前桌少女的提议。 Quite difficult. 好难。 Too difficult. 太难了。 Acting like a spoiled brat this matter, only then Ichika is very skilled, can't oneself achieve? 撒娇这种事情只有一花很熟练,自己根本就做不到吧? Except that in childhood has acted like a spoiled brat with Okaa-san and grandfather, had not acted like a spoiled brat to others again, is high-school student, how does that matter want is very ashamed? 除了小时候跟妈妈和爷爷撒过娇,就再没有对别人撒娇过,都已经是高中生了,那种事情怎么想都很羞耻吧? Otherwise makes Ichika act like a spoiled brat?” “要不然让一花撒娇?” The Itsuki hesitant moment, calculates and considers as finished, thinks again......” 五月犹豫片刻,“算、算了,还是再想一想吧……” The time sneaks off in being swayed by personal gains and losses of Itsuki quietly. 时间在五月的患得患失中悄然溜走。 The finishing class ting resounds quickly. 下课铃声很快响起。 Asakawa Naoki scratched the hand, is preparing to sneak off quietly, suddenly some people stop by calling him. 浅川直树擦了擦手,正准备悄悄溜走,忽然有人将他喊住。 Asakawa-san, halts do not walk.” 浅川同学,站住别走。” Kirisu Mafuyu unties the apron, the elegant face is unemotional, under goes a principal's office with me.” 桐须真冬解开围裙,俏脸面无表情,“等下跟我去一趟校长室。” Asakawa Naoki raises hand to discuss: Can not go?” 浅川直树举手商量:“能不能不去?” I am informing you.” Kirisu Mafuyu both hands hug in the chest front, occupies a commanding position saying that was not discussing with you, does not go also to go.” “我是在通知你。”桐须真冬双手抱在胸前,居高临下道,“不是在和你商量,不去也得去。”
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