„Wū——”
“呜——”Saw that the oneselfcarefulpreparationfoodwas deniedoverall, kneelsto sitinshorttableoppositeKirisu Mafuyupuffed her cheeks.
见到自己精心准备的料理被全盘否定,跪坐在矮桌对面的桐须真冬不由鼓起了包子脸。Hey, do not reveal the elementary student the bulliedexpression! Even ifyoudo not act difficulthappily, has no wayto praiseyouagainst one's conscience! Thistypepainstakinglyandsaltything, ifeatscompletely, certainlymustenter the hospital!
喂喂,不要露出小学生被人欺负的表情啊!就算你闹别扭不开心,也没法昧着良心夸奖你啊!这种又苦又咸的东西,要是全部吃下去,肯定要进医院的吧!„Youroneselftastesone.”Asakawa Naokipicks the meat pattywith the chopsticks, handsin front ofMafuyu-chan, „, ifdelicious, Icommit hara-kiriapologize!”
“你自己尝一口。”浅川直树用筷子夹起肉饼,递到小真冬面前,“如果好吃,我就切腹谢罪!”„Doesn't want?”Kirisu Mafuyuturned head saying that „smears the room is very troublesome.”
“不要?”桐须真冬扭头说,“弄脏房间会很麻烦。”Asakawa Naokishock.浅川直树震惊了。
The oneselfstudentscommitted hara-kiri, unexpectedlyis only worriedto smear the room, inyouricebergpublic persona is hiding the devilattribute!自己学生都切腹了,居然只担心弄脏房间,你的冰山人设中隐藏着恶魔属性吧!„Myoneselfeatswith the pattytogether......”
“我自己拿一块汉堡排吃……”Kirisu Mafuyupreparesto set out.桐须真冬准备起身。„It is not good.”Asakawa Naokiopens the mouthto shout, „eats my.”
“不行。”浅川直树开口喊道,“就吃我这一块。”„Un?”
“嗯?”Kirisu Mafuyuis unemotional, staring of Queenwinterreappears the rivers and lakes, endurescompared with the overlordcolorcovers the entireroomaggressively, lets the afraidunderearthplacerequestforgivenesssufficiently.桐须真冬面无表情,凛冬女王的凝视再现江湖,堪比霸王色的霸气笼罩整个房间,足以让心虚者土下座请求宽恕。Unexpectedlyletsoneselfeatsyouto eat the thing?
居然让自己吃你吃过的东西?Do not forgetmeisyourSensei!
别忘了我可是你老师!Asakawa Naokicompletelynotafraid, because the patty is really darkfood, expressionseriously said: „Tradingtogether the pattyperhapswas another flavor, in order to the insurance, ate my.”浅川直树完全没有心虚,因为汉堡排真的是黑暗料理,表情严肃道:“换一块汉堡排说不定就是另一种味道了,保险起见,就吃我这一块。”„If possible, pleaseinIhave nipped the place......”
“如果可以的话,请在我咬过的地方……”„Youshut up.”
“你闭嘴。”Kirisu Mafuyuinspiresgently, hesitanta halfsecond, openspink lips, slightlybitoneon the patty, leaves behind a crescent moonbite mark.桐须真冬轻轻吸了口气,犹豫半秒,张开粉唇,在汉堡排上小小咬了一口,留下一个月牙型的咬痕。„Wú——”
“唔——”
After twoseconds .
两秒钟后。Kirisu Mafuyuopens the eyeswiftly, thenturns aroundto cover the mouthrapidly, raises headto look at the day, seem to wantto swallow the meat patty in mouth.桐须真冬倏然睁大眼睛,然后迅速转身捂住嘴巴,仰头望天,似乎是想将口中的肉饼吞咽下去。„At this timedo not support by hard and stubborn effort!”Asakawa Naokicannot bearcomplained, „cannot eat, hurriesto spit, the instinct of bodywas reporting to the policetomea moment ago, eats to enter the hospitalforcefully!”
“这种时候就别硬撑了啊!”浅川直树忍不住吐槽道,“吃不下去,就赶紧吐出来,刚才身体的本能在向我报警,强行吃下去要进医院的啊!”„It is not good, cannot swallow......”
“不行,咽不下去……”Kirisu Mafuyuis defeated, finallycannot bear the meat pattyputs out, thenset outrapidly, pourstwocups of waterto rinse mouth.桐须真冬败下阵来,终于忍不住将肉饼吐出,然后迅速起身,倒了两杯水过来漱口。Asakawa Naokicarried the cupto drink a bigmouth, thenaspirates: „Lived.”浅川直树端起杯子喝了一大口,然后吐了口气:“活下来了。”„Why, will turn intothisappearance?”
“为、为什么会变成这个样子呢?”Kirisu Mafuyuboth handssupport the floor, pink hairlet fallto block from a pupil, bodyhave the blackfog of repentingto raise, „what to do should the day after tomorrowHome Economicsfoodclass??”桐须真冬双手撑住地板,粉发垂落遮住眼眸,身上有自怨自艾的黑雾升起,“后天的家政料理课该怎么办??”At this time should not be worried about the Home Economicsclass, moreoverchecked the genealogy, looking atoneselfwas the darkfoodsuccessor!
这种时候就别担心家政课了,而且查一下族谱,看自己是不是黑暗料理的继承人啊!„Makespatty the stepnotwrong, the end productis not even delicious, will not turn intomurderfoodabsolutely.”Asakawa Naokidranktwosaliva, thenputs down the teacup, „definitelywassomelinkhad the problem.”
“做汉堡排的步骤没有错,成品就算不好吃,也绝对不会变成杀人料理。”浅川直树又喝了两口水,然后放下茶杯,“肯定是其中的某个环节出现了问题。”Asakawa Naokiextends the index finger, is striking the tablegently, the visionlooksto the kitchen, since the stepright, the issuedefinitelyemergedon the food.浅川直树伸出食指,轻轻敲打着桌子,目光向厨房中望去,既然步骤没错,问题肯定就是出现在食材上了。„Sensei, whatthing did youaddin the meat stuffing?”
“老师,你在肉馅里面都加了什么东西?”„Isthese on foodbook.”Kirisu Mafuyulifts the pupilto look, „twists the goodgoodmeat stuffing, the egg, the onion, the cakepowder and gelatin that beforeboughtalsohadremaining......”
“就是料理书上的那些。”桐须真冬抬眸望来,“绞好的牛肉馅,鸡蛋,洋葱,以前买的蛋糕粉和明胶还有剩下……”
A very not goodpremonitionwell ups.
一股很不好的预感涌上心头。„Beforeremainingcakepowdersandgelatin?”
“以前剩下的蛋糕粉和明胶?”Asakawa Naokisets outsilently, seeks for the ominousthing, soonfound the cakepowder and gelatin that Mafuyu-chansaidin the cabinet.浅川直树默默起身,寻找凶物,很快在柜子中找到小真冬说的蛋糕粉和明胶。Inspectedlabel on a sackcarefully, Asakawa Naokiis unemotional: „I knowreason.”
仔细检查了一下包装袋上的标签,浅川直树面无表情:“我知道原因了。”„hey, why?”
“诶,为什么?”„BecauseSenseiis the heartultra-largeblurryqueen!” The Asakawa Naokicorner of the eyebeatsgently, cannot bearshout.
“因为老师是心超大的迷糊女王!”浅川直树眼角轻轻跳动,忍不住喊道。„Confuses, the blurryqueen?”Kirisu Mafuyulifts the handto keep offin the chest front, bodysubconsciousswing back.
“迷、迷糊女王?”桐须真冬抬手挡在胸前,身体下意识后仰。„Saidisyou!”Asakawa Naokiextendsfinger the label on sack, the whole faceblackchannel, „warrantypassingmore than half a year, youtaketo makefoodthistype of thingunexpectedly, is not the carelessqueen can also beanything!”
“说的就是你!”浅川直树伸手指着包装袋上的标签,满脸黑线道,“保质期都已经过去大半年了,你居然把这种东西拿出来做料理,不是粗心女王还能是什么!”Luckilyoneselfhas not praisedyouagainst one's conscience, ifbraces oneselfthesedarkfoodeatscompletely, perhapstomorrow'sSunwill not even be able to see!
幸亏自己没有昧着良心夸奖你,要是硬着头皮把这些黑暗料理全部吃下去,说不定连明天的太阳都见不到了啊!„bends, humiliation......”
“屈、屈辱……”Kirisu Mafuyulooks downto the tip of the toe, probablywas the wrong thinglittle darlingto listen to the elementary student who the marquistaught, „how longfeelinghas not boughtobviously......”桐须真冬低头看向脚尖,像是做了错事乖乖听侯教训的小学生,“感觉明明没买多久……”Whenyoufelt that the timepasses by is very that long, the thingmakeshas turnedbraves the blackskeleton headaura, murderfood that cannotlook straight ahead!
等你感觉到时间过去很久,做出来的东西已经变成冒着黑色骷髅头气息的,不可直视的杀人料理了!„Hū——”
“呼——”Asakawa Naokiair/Qitakes up the mug, the one breathdrinkscleanly the remainingwater, suddenlysees the affectiondesign on cup.浅川直树气得拿起马克杯,一口气将剩下的水喝干净,忽然看见杯子上的爱心图案。„In the morningdraws the lovermug that in the supermarketobtains?”
“上午在超市抽奖得到的情侣马克杯?”Alsothinks that thesetwocupswill be pressedbySenseiin the bottom, foreversuffers injustice, unexpectedlytookcame outto entertainoneself?
还以为这两个杯子会被老师压在箱底,永远不见天日,居然拿了出来招待自己?„Losesandtakes a rash step!”
“失、失策!”Following the Asakawavisionsees the lovermug on table, Kirisu Mafuyubeautiful hairto tremble, rushesto explain: „Iwashedtwoto prepareto receivebefore, tookmistakenlyyoua moment agoincautiously...... the cuptome, Ireceive!”
顺着浅川的目光看见桌子上的情侣马克杯,桐须真冬秀发一颤,赶忙解释:“我之前洗了两遍准备收起来,刚才一不小心拿错了你……杯子给我,我收起来!”„Does not give.”
“不给。”„Un?”
“嗯?”
The Kirisu Mafuyueyestares.桐须真冬眼睛一瞪。„Idrank up the waterto sayagain.”Asakawa Naokitakes up the cupto drink water, the expressionvacantsay/way, „a clear conscience laughs at false accusation, the footis not fearing the shoesto be crooked, is onlyordinarymugthat's all, whySenseimustcare?”
“等我喝完水再说。”浅川直树拿起杯子喝水,表情茫然道,“身正不怕影子斜,脚正不怕鞋子歪,只是一个很普通的马克杯而已,老师为什么要那么在意?”„......”
“……”Kirisu Mafuyubitespink lips, feels wrongedto turn head.桐须真冬咬住粉唇,堵气扭头。
, Decideddefinitely, the cupdid not receive!
决、决定了,杯子不收起来了!Saida clear conscience laughs at false accusation, ifalsoreceives the cup, to appearoneselfafraid is not positive, indulges in flights of fancy?
都说了身正不怕影子斜,要是还把杯子收起来,岂不是会显得自己心虚不正,胡思乱想?Veryordinarymug, function, only thendrinks water, otherthings...... do not needto care.
只是很普通的马克杯,功能只有喝水,其它的东西……根本不需要在意。„Ok, wedidfrom beginning to endagain.”
“好了,我们从头到尾再做一遍。”„Un.”
“嗯。”Had the experience of first time, the secondnature is more skilled.
有了第一次的经验,第二次自然要熟练许多。Is the apron, the headis binding the towel, carefullyprepares the foodunder the lightMafuyu-chan, seemed like some probablynewly-marriedwife.
系着围裙,头裹毛巾,在灯光下认真准备食材的小真冬,看起来更有些像是新婚妻子了。
After 20minutes .
二十分钟后。
The pattyhas the potagain.
汉堡排再次出锅。„What kind of?”Kirisu Mafuyuslightlylooksanxiously.
“怎么样?”桐须真冬小紧张望来。Asakawa Naokitakes up the chopsticks, triesto eatone, thengivescriticalappraisal: „The ordinaryfamilyfoodrank, canbe usedto fill the belly......”浅川直树拿起筷子,试吃一口,然后给出中肯评价:“普通家庭料理的级别,可以用来填饱肚子……”
, Asakawa Naokipraised: „WorthilyisSensei, practices to makethishorizontalfoodonetime, is quite fierce.”
顿了顿,浅川直树夸赞道:“不愧是老师,练习一次就能做出这种水平的料理,好厉害。”„Idefer torecipes the stipulationstepto comethat's all.”Kirisu Mafuyulifts the handto pull the black hair of ears, turns headto looktoelsewhere, saidcalmly, „place that has not been worthpraising.”
“我只是按照食谱的规定步骤来而已。”桐须真冬抬手挽起耳畔的青丝,扭头看向别处,若无其事道,“没有值得夸奖的地方。”Hey, youare honesta little, alwaysdo not hide the owntrueidea!
喂喂,你就坦诚一点儿,别总是隐藏自己的真正想法了啊!Praisedyourtimea moment ago, yourlip angleclearlytogoing up, clearlyis the happyperformance! Do not think that the movementis very smallcanpretendnot to happen, clarity that oneselflooks at!
刚才夸奖你的时候,你的唇角分明向上翘了起来,分明就是开心的表现吧!别以为动作很小就能假装没有发生,自己看的清清楚楚!Asakawa Naokisomewhatunderstandswhysuddenlythesemangamale protagonistmusttell the lieagainst one's conscience, atedarkfood, trades the smile, perhapsis notowes. If the timecancome...... reallyto tell the factsagainonetime.浅川直树忽然有些明白那些漫画男主角为什么要昧着良心说假话了,吃了黑暗料理,换来笑容,或许并不算亏。如果时间能够重来一次……果然还是会实话实说。
The oneselfstomachis not good, lives by pimping, will not eatdarkfood, will go to the hospitalbyambulance!自己肠胃不好,吃软饭也就罢了,才不会吃黑暗料理,会被救护车拉去医院的啊!
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