Howto defeatis summoningto subdue|gramsalways, bigvillainItsuki of destructionworld?
如何战胜正在召唤克总,毁灭世界的大反派五月?„Ido not cultivate the behavior!”
“我不做人了!”Asakawa Naokideeplyinspires, is embracing the ultimateduty that saves the world, lowered the headto kiss the lip of Itsukidirectly.浅川直树深吸口气,怀抱着拯救世界的终极任务,直接低头亲吻住了五月的嘴唇。Quitesoft.
好软。
The lipis quite soft.
嘴唇好软。
It looks like the highest levelfruit jellydrinks, icy cold, softcreamy, even can also tasteto the fragrance of fruit punch.
就像是最顶级的果冻饮品,冰冰凉凉,柔软滑腻,甚至还能品尝到果汁饮料的香甜。damn, obviouslyis only a dreamland, whywill havesorealliptouch! Thistype of thingdoes not need!可恶,明明只是一个梦境,为什么会有如此真实的嘴唇触感啊!这种东西一点儿都不需要!
The airis suddenly peaceful.
空气骤然安静下来。Itsukiopens the eyedull, in the attractivedeepblue coloreyepupilis completely vacant, seems likeas ifhas lost the consciousness, Asakawa Naoki can also see the owninverted imagein the Itsukieyeclearly.五月呆呆睁大眼睛,漂亮的湛蓝色眼眸中满是茫然,看起来仿佛已经失去意识,浅川直树还能在五月眼中清楚看见自己的倒影。„Success?”
“成功了吗?”Asakawa Naokilookstoout of the windowwith the split vision of corner of the eye, innighttime skythatgiantoctopustentaclestatic.浅川直树用眼角的余光向窗外望去,夜空中那根巨大的章鱼触手已经静止了下来。„Verygood, a gramtotalsealis successful.”
“很好,克总封印成功。”Asakawa Naokiis preparingto let looseItsuki, suddenly the discoverypresentworldstartsto twist, an intensecrashfeelingraidssuddenly, cannot bearmake the movement that made an effortto open eyes, therefore the presentallswitch oversuddenly.浅川直树正准备放开五月,忽然发现眼前的世界开始扭曲,紧接着一股强烈的坠落感骤然袭来,忍不住做了一个使劲睁眼的动作,于是眼前的一切骤然切换。Looks at the top of the headfamiliarceiling, Asakawa Naokilifts the handto rub the face, comesquicklysoberly.
看着头顶熟悉的天花板,浅川直树抬手揉了把脸,很快清醒过来。„Wokefinally.”
“总算是醒过来了。”„Finallyunexpectedlywithplaying the way of hooligansaved the world, but also is really maycelebrate...... a ghostencouraging!”
“最后居然用耍流氓的方式拯救了世界,还真是可喜可贺……个鬼啊!”„Troublesomequickmustvisit!”
“麻烦很快就要上门了啊!”
......
……Meanwhile.
与此同时。Nakano Familyapartment.中野家的公寓。Itsukiopens the eyeswiftly, sitsfrom the bed, then the elegantfaceis crimson, lifts the handto cover uppink lipsflustered.五月倏然睁开眼睛,从床上一坐而起,然后俏脸绯红,慌慌张张抬手掩住粉唇。„Justanda moment agounexpectedlyby the Asakawa-sanstrongkiss?”
“刚、刚才居然被浅川同学强吻了?”„Moreoveris in front ofeveryone?”
“而且还是当着大家的面?”„Unexpectedlymade the soimpolitematterto come...... Asakawa-santo go too far!”
“居然做出如此无礼的事情来……浅川同学太过分了!”Itsukibreathedtwotones, puts on the eyeglasses, lookstoall around, the morningsunlighthas sprinkled, on the streetheavy traffic, entirecityfresh/live.五月喘了两口气,戴上眼镜,向四周望去,早晨的阳光已经洒落下来,街道上车水马龙,整座城市已经鲜活了起来。„Hū......”
“呼……”Itsukirelaxesquickly, „originallyis only a dream.”五月很快松了口气,“原来只是一场梦。”„Unexpectedlyleads to the zombiecrisis the dreamto the school, theneveryoneandAsakawa-santakes riskto escape from the campustogether, shouldlearn/studyrecentlyexcessively, takes a testto relax, startedto indulge in flights of fancy.”
“居然梦到学校爆发僵尸危机,然后大家和浅川同学一起冒险逃出校园,应该是最近学习过度,考完试一放松下来,就开始胡思乱想了。”„......”
“不过……”Itsukistretches outfinger, touchedlipquietly, on the facerevealed the crimson that wipedto have a guilty conscience, „dreaminsidefeelingwas quite real, the boiling hottemperature on Asakawa-sanlipremembersclearly,difficult, could it beto sayme......”五月伸出手指,悄悄触碰了一下唇瓣儿,脸上露出一抹做贼心虚的绯红,“梦里面的感觉好真实,就连浅川同学嘴唇上的滚烫温度都清楚记得,难、难道说我……”„Aahhhh! Do not think! Relationalthat's all of Home Tutorandstudent!”
“啊啊啊!不要想了!只是家庭教师和学生的关系而已!”Itsukiliftsboth hands, made an effortto rub the face, „seveno'clock, shouldget out of bed, firstwent to a washroom, thenatemeatbunto help get over a shock......”五月抬起双手,使劲揉了揉脸,“已经七点钟了,该起床了,先去一趟洗手间,然后吃个肉包压压惊……”Pushes the doorto go out of the bedroom.
推门走出卧室。Itsukifootsteps, is astonishedhoweveropens the eye, „howto get up?”五月脚步一顿,讶然睁大眼睛,“怎么都起来了?”Todayobviouslyison Saturday, NinoandYotsubadid not say that IchikaandMikushouldresttonoonget out of bedis right?
今天明明是周六,二乃和四叶就不说了,一花和三玖应该睡到中午起床才对吧?„Itsuki, good morning.”Yotsubawavesto shout.
“五月,早上好啊。”四叶挥手喊道。„, Good morning.”
“啊,早上好。”Itsukifrombuilding, tooneselfbut actuallyonecup of water, drinks water, whileaskedcuriously:五月从楼上走了下来,给自己倒了一杯水,一边喝水,一边好奇问道:„How did everyoneget up?”
“大家怎么都起来了?”„Yesterday eveninghad a verystrangedream, woke updoes not wantto restagain.”Ichikahugsis holding the pillow, in the handtakes the remote control, convenientlyswitch overprogram.
“昨天晚上做了一个很奇怪的梦,醒来就不想再睡了。”一花抱着抱枕,手中拿着遥控器,随手切换节目。Itsukiwatched a television, is just TV Tokyo, butthislittle whiledoes not broadcast the animation the time, on the televisiononly has the ordinarymorningtidenews.五月看了一眼电视,刚好是东京电视台,不过这会儿不是播放动画的时间,电视上只有普通的晨间新闻。„heyhey, Ialsohad a dream.”Yotsubatakes the ultrastupidgreenbarrettepreparationto tie, „dreamed in the schoolto lead to the zombiecrisis, thenweandAsakawacampusesescapedtogether......”
“诶诶,我也做了一个梦。”四叶拿着超蠢的绿色发饰准备系上,“梦见学校中爆发了僵尸危机,然后我们和浅川一起校园逃生……”„Pū——”
“噗——”Itsuki that justdrank waterspurtedimmediately.
刚刚喝了一口水的五月顿时就喷了。„Itsuki!”
“五月!”Mikupuffed her cheeks, „pajamasfellwet.”三玖鼓起包子脸,“睡衣湿掉了。”„coughcough, sunnedwithheya while...... firstdoes not saythis.”Itsukiwiped the mouth, opens the eyeto looktoYotsuba, is astonishedhoweversaid,„Yotsuba, did lead to the zombiecrisisyouryesterday eveningdreamto the school?”
“咳咳,等会儿拿出去诶晒太阳……先不说这个。”五月擦了擦嘴,睁大眼睛看向四叶,讶然道,“四叶,你昨天晚上梦到学校爆发僵尸危机了?”„Right.”Yotsubastretches outfinger, ignites the chingently, „at that timeIwas pursuedrunningon the drill groundby a strangezombie, Asakawa-sanam coming, stretch out the right leg, tripped the opposite partydirectly, thenalsoknockedmyhead, asked that mypainwas not painful, surpassesminute/shareto say.”
“没错。”四叶伸出一根手指,轻轻点着下巴,“当时我在操场上被一只奇奇怪怪的僵尸追着跑,浅川同学过来,伸出右腿,直接将对方绊倒了呢,然后还敲我头,问我痛不痛,超过分的说。”„Howcan......”
“怎么会……”
The dream that Itsukivacant, Yotsubahasand is oneselfexactly the same?五月一阵茫然,四叶做的梦怎么和自己一模一样?„heyheyhey?”Ichikaputs down the remote control, is astonishedhoweverto look, „myalsodreamtoschooleruptionzombiecrisis.”
“诶诶诶?”一花放下遥控器,讶然望来,“我也梦到了学校爆发僵尸危机。”Ichikagraspsto hold the pillow, the both legsgathersin the same place: „Schoolentrancehas the fearfulzombie, wecannot pass, Asakawa-kunsaid that mustleadusto circumvent, finallymet a zombiedog, Yotsubafrightened the eyetearful, heldto squatto guard.”一花抱住抱枕,双腿并拢在一起:“学校门口有可怕的僵尸,我们过不去,浅川君说要带我们翻墙出去,结果遇到了一只僵尸犬,四叶吓得眼泪汪汪,抱头蹲防。”„Thatandthatare the dreamlands!”Yotsubarushedto beckon with the hand, makes excuses, „Ido not fear the dognow!”
“那、那是梦境!”四叶赶忙摆手,支支吾吾说,“我现在已经不怕狗了!”„Nowdoes not saythistime!”Itsukiputs down the drinking glass, cannot bearsay, „Miku, yourcould it bealsodreamtoschooleruptionzombiecrisis?”
“现在根本不是说这个的时候吧!”五月放下水杯,忍不住道,“三玖,你难道也梦到了学校爆发僵尸危机?”Threepursed the lips, the subconsciousnessgrasps the knee, gentlynod: „After myalsodreamto...... left the school, itwas quickly black, a vampirechasesus, werun in a bookstore, «Holy Bible»withdoes not have, finallyAsakawaexpels the vampirewith«Origin of species», added that whatDarwinis the nonsense of mostExorcist.”
三抿住粉唇,下意识抱住膝盖,轻轻点头:“我也梦到了……离开学校后,天很快就黑了,一只吸血鬼追赶我们,我们跑进一家书店,《圣经》一点儿用都没有,最后浅川用《物种起源》将吸血鬼赶走,还说什么达尔文是最驱魔人的傻话。”„Occupies, unexpectedly...... Ninoexactly the same?”
“居、居然一模一样……二乃呢?”FoursisterslooktoNino.
四姐妹纷纷看向二乃。Ninoboth handshugin the chest front, inspiresgently, narrates: „Afterwardweran in a convenience store, ItsukisayTV Tokyoalsoin the broadcastanimation, thereforedon't worry, the animationdoes not broadcastfinallysuddenly.”二乃双手抱在胸前,轻轻吸了口气,叙述道:“后来我们跑进一家便利店,五月说东京电视台还在播放动画,所以不用担心,结果动画忽然就不播了。”„......”
“……”Fivesisterslook at each other in blank dismay.
五姐妹面面相觑。Silentmoment.
沉默片刻。Ichikalifts the right hand, circlesgentlymakes the black hair of ears, „therefore , did ourfivepeoplehaveexactly the samedream?”一花抬起右手,轻轻绕弄耳畔的青丝,“所以说,我们五个人做了一模一样的梦了?”Mikutilts the head, „perhapsis...... ourfivepeoplein the samedream?”三玖歪头,“或许是……我们五个人在同一个梦里面?”
The Itsukilookis vacant, „howto havethismatter?”五月眼神茫然,“怎么会有这种事情?”„Definitelyhas the relationswiththatbastardAsakawa!”
“肯定和那个混蛋浅川有关系!”Ninocloses tightly the silvertooth, all in dreamlandrecallclearly, the blackswallowtail of templeshivered.二乃咬紧银牙,梦境中的一切清楚回忆起来,鬓角的黑凤蝶都颤抖了起来。Shame!
耻辱!Great shame!
奇耻大辱!Unexpectedlysaid that anythingsawyourfirstfell in love, originallyis deceiving peoplefrom beginning to end, not only that but also is in front ofownto bullyMiku, writesto correct miswritten words...... the evilto be countlesson the oneselfthighwith, too numerous to mention!
居然说什么见到你的第一眼就一见钟情了,原来从头到尾都是在骗人,不仅如此,还当着自己的面欺负三玖,用笔在自己大腿上写正字……罪恶累累,罄竹难书!„BastardAsakawa! Could not forgiveyouabsolutely!”
“混蛋浅川!绝对饶不了你!”„......”
“……”„Quitefierce, originallyyesterday eveningeveryonehad the samedream.”Yotsubaexclaims in surpriseone, suddenlyturns the headto looktoItsuki.
“好厉害,原来昨天晚上大家做了同一个梦呢。”四叶惊叹一声,忽然转头看向五月。„*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*”
“盯——”„What do youlook atmeto make?”
“你看我做什么?”
Not a wonderfulpremonitionwell ups, Itsukiretrocedesquietlyhalfstep.
一股不妙的预感涌上心头,五月悄然后退半步。
The Yotsubaright handmakes a fist, knockedunder the sofagently, the openinginterrogationpattern: „Finallyin the convenience store, whyItsukicankisswithAsakawa-san?”四叶右手握拳,轻轻敲了下沙发,开启审问模式:“最后在便利店,五月为什么要和浅川同学接吻?”„AndDoes not kiss, clearlyisAsakawa-sankissesme......” the Itsukielegantfaceto be crimson, the right handcoversin the chest front, made excuses, the lookmoved fast, „saidagainandagain, couldn't dreaminsidemattertake seriously?”
“才、才不是接吻,分明就是浅川同学强吻我……”五月俏脸绯红,右手掩在胸前,支支吾吾,眼神飘忽,“再、再说了,梦里面的事情根本就当不得真吧?”Right, isthis.
没错,就是这样。Although the dreamlandis super, the touch of lipespeciallyis also real, butfirst kisswas wonthismatterin the dream, will not accept!
虽然梦境超级清晰,唇瓣的触感也格外真实,但初吻在梦中被夺走这种事情,才不会接受呢!Mikupuffed cheeks: „FoolAsakawa, guilty, makinghimcommit hara-kiri.”三玖鼓着包子脸:“笨蛋浅川,有罪,让他切腹。”Nino: „Directwarning.”二乃:“直接报警。”„Warning, even if......” the Itsukitop of the headdroppeddrop of cold sweat, „, but, moreoverin the dream the matter , the policewill not believe.”
“报警就算了……”五月头顶落下一滴冷汗,“而、而且梦里面发生的事情,警察也不会相信吧。”„On the other hand.” The Ichikaright handsupportspink cheeks, „youthought that Asakawa-kunis very strangeindreaminsidebehavior?”
“话说回来。”一花右手撑住粉腮,“你们有没有觉得浅川君在梦里面的行为很奇怪?”Mikusaidin a soft voice: „Feelingis somewhat incompatible.”三玖轻声道:“感觉有些格格不入。”„I have thisfeeling.” The Yotsubanodapproval, „on...... seemsAsakawa-santo know that probablyis having a dreamto be the same.”
“我也有这种感觉。”四叶点头赞同,“就好像……就好像浅川同学知道在做梦一样。”„......”Fivesisterslooksilently.
“……”五姐妹默默对望。„Walks.”
“走吧。”„Togetherin the past.”
“一起过去。”„Goes toAsakawa-sanapartmentfreeload meal...... is not right, interrogates the crime!”
“去浅川同学的公寓蹭吃蹭喝……不对,是审问罪行!”
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