„Bang bang bang.” “砰砰砰。” Just had the breakfast, the knock had then made a sound. 刚刚吃过早餐,敲门声便响了起来。 „Asakawa opens the door, your matter sent.” “浅川开门,你的事儿发了。” Hears the out of the door familiar sound, Asakawa Naoki to have a headache immediately: „Room no one.” 听着门外熟悉的声音,浅川直树顿时头痛起来:“房间没人。” „Who is no one is speaking?” “没人是谁在说话？” „Here is the automatic sound recording, please after hearing one of the drop leaves a message......” “这里是自动录音,请在听到滴的一声后留言……” „nonsense, opens the door a bit faster.” Also the angry sound resounds together, „you have the guts to play with Itsuki, has the guts to open the door actually!” “废话少说,快点开门。”又一道怒气冲冲的声音响起,“你有胆量玩弄五月,倒是有胆量开门啊！” „Two, Nino!” The Itsuki flustered sound resounds, „on the corridor do not say words that this letting person misunderstands!” “二、二乃！”五月慌慌张张的声音响起,“别在走廊上说这种让人误会的话啊！” „You were bullied by bastard Asakawa, unexpectedly also turns toward him?” “你都被混蛋浅川欺负了,居然还向着他？” „I am not, I do not have...... dream inside matter, is willing and definitely unable seriously?” “我不是,我没有……梦里面的事情,肯、肯定不能当真的吧？” „, Asakawa-san opened the door a bit faster, has the neighbor to go upstairs.” “啊啊,浅川同学快点开门,有邻居上楼了。” „......” “……” „Knows that will turn into this.” “就知道会变成这样。” Asakawa Naoki sighed, the putting out a hand door pulled open, last night in the dreamland had so many at sixes and sevens matters, definitely could not conceal the truth. 浅川直树叹了口气,伸手将门拉开,昨晚梦境里面发生了那么多乱七八糟的事儿,肯定是瞒不下去了。 The door opens, five sisters lined up. 房门打开,五姐妹排队走了进来。 The Ichika board draws out the elegant face, kept a serious look: „Each a few words that from now on, Asakawa-kun speaks become will assume the hall card to supply.” 一花板起俏脸,表情严肃:“从现在开始,浅川君所说的每一句话都将成为呈堂证供。” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, in the eye combative: „Bastard Asakawa.” 二乃双手抱在胸前,眼中杀气腾腾:“混蛋浅川。” Miku puffed cheeks, brief encounter time, said in a low voice: „Guilty, commits hara-kiri.” 三玖鼓着包子脸,擦肩而过的时候,低声说:“有罪,切腹吧。” Yotsuba raises the right hand, vitality as is always full: „Asakawa-san, good morning, we come to play.” 四叶举起右手,一如既往的元气满满:“浅川同学,早上好啊,我们又过来玩啦。” Last person of coming is Itsuki. 最后一个进来的人是五月。 „Early, good morning.” “早、早上好。” Always serious earnest, in the eye only then food Itsuki, is blushing now unexpectedly, lowering the head, the expression is shy and flustered, acts like a different person with usual Meatbun Monster. 一向严肃认真,眼睛里面只有食物的五月,现在居然红着脸,低着头,表情羞怯而慌张,和平时的肉包怪判若两人。 Asakawa Naoki had a headache. 浅川直树更头疼了。 If to not save the world, who meets after the wedding your fool young girl! 如果不是为了拯救世界,谁会亲你这种笨蛋少女啊！ ...... …… „Name?” “姓名？” „Asakawa Naoki.” “浅川直树。” „Sex?” “性别？” „Male.” “男。” „Age?” “年龄？” „Do you want to play the role to act?” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, „that wears the uniform/subdue to come actually again!” “你们是想玩角色扮演吗？”浅川直树忍不住道,“那倒是穿上制服再过来啊！” „Bang.” “砰。” Ichika pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, in the hand took one not to know the gasification hammer where made, pounded downward gently: 一花推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,手中拿着一把不知道从哪儿弄出来的充气锤子,向下轻轻一砸: „Criminal please keeps quiet, above the court forbids to clamor.” “犯人请保持安静,法庭之上禁止喧哗。” Obviously only then the sofa and table, this court was also too crude! 明明只有沙发和桌子,这种法庭也太简陋了吧！ Ichika continues saying: „Then invited the book Miku readout court rule.” 一花继续道:“接下来请书员三玖宣读法庭规则。” „hey? I?” Miku winked under the eye, sipped pink lips saying that „...... leniency to those who confess, resistance severely, if refused to confess, committed hara-kiri apologizes.” “诶？我吗？”三玖眨了下眼睛,抿起粉唇说,“……坦白从宽,抗拒从严,要是拒不交代,就切腹谢罪。” Ichika knocked under the small air hammer: „Suspect Asakawa, knows that what matter oneself did violate?” 一花又敲了下小气锤:“嫌疑人浅川,知道自己犯了什么事儿吗？” „Does not know.” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional. “不知道。”浅川直树面无表情。 Ichika kept a serious look: „Yotsuba, comes up the victim Itsuki belt/bring.” 一花表情严肃:“四叶,把受害人五月带上来。” „Receives.” “收到。” Yotsuba lifts the hand salute, advances on Itsuki the chair. 四叶抬手敬礼,将五月推到椅子上。 „Therefore why only then I alone am a victim!” “所以说为什么只有我一个人是受害人啊！” Itsuki cannot bear complain. 五月忍不住抱怨道。 Yotsuba tilted the head said: „Because Asakawa Naoki only kissed yesterday evening......” 四叶歪头说:“因为昨天晚上浅川直树只亲……” Itsuki rushes to cover the Yotsuba's mouth, the elegant face is crimson, shames shouts angry: „And Do not speak irresponsibly!” 五月赶忙捂住四叶的嘴,俏脸绯红,羞恼喊道:“别、别乱说啊！” „Asked the victim to keep quiet.” Ichika knocked under the air hammer, turns the head to look to Nino, „then invited the lawyer attorney Nino speech.” “请受害人保持安静。”一花敲了下气锤,转头看向二乃,“接下来请辩护人律师二乃发言。” „You said that Nino was my person.” The Asakawa Naoki reminder said. “你这么说二乃就是我的人了。”浅川直树提醒道。 „Bastard Asakawa!” Nino shames shouts angry, „who was your person?” “混蛋浅川！”二乃羞恼喊道,“谁是你的人了？” Yesterday evening nearly complied in the dream with your date unexpectedly, simply is the great shame! 昨天晚上在梦里居然差点儿答应和你交往,简直就是奇耻大辱！ Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping: „Lawyer attorney defends the defendant, naturally was my person.” 浅川直树十指交叉:“辩护人律师是为被告辩护,自然就是我的人了。” „Also is really this......” Ichika puts out the cell phone, lowers the head the search, „then invited the public prosecutor Nino speech.” “还真是这样……”一花拿出手机,低头搜索,“接下来请公诉人二乃发言。” „Bastard Asakawa.” Nino both hands hug in the chest front, „you yesterday evening......” “混蛋浅川。”二乃双手抱在胸前,“你昨天晚上……” „I must sue.” Asakawa Naoki raises the right hand. “我要投诉。”浅川直树举起右手。 Ichika pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose: „Accused person please speak.” 一花推了推鼻梁上的眼镜:“被告人请发言。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Nino, the suit said: „Nino with having the name of insult nature conducts the life to attack to me, I request Nino to apologize to me.” 浅川直树看向二乃,投诉道:“二乃用带有侮辱性质的称呼对我进行人生攻击,我要求二乃对我赔礼道歉。” „Ha?” “哈？” The Nino willow eyebrows beat gently: „Your this fellow also really dares saying that believes me, as soon as fights with the fists your five ribs!” 二乃柳眉轻轻跳动:“你这家伙还真敢说,信不信我一拳打断你五根肋骨！” In the dream writes to correct miswritten words on the oneself thigh, deceives oneself and Miku helps you get the physical exam, now unexpectedly returns the guilty party sues first, how in the world to have the so impudent and shameless generation, the person of this/should apology is you are right! 梦里面在自己大腿上写正字,骗自己和三玖帮你检查身体,现在居然还恶人先告状,世界上怎么会有如此厚颜无耻之辈,该道歉的人是你才对吧！ „Presiding judge.” Asakawa Naoki looks to Ichika , to continue saying that „Nino offends the promotion from the spoken language for the life threat, please uphold the justice.” “审判长。”浅川直树看向一花,继续道,“二乃从言语冒犯升级为了人生威胁,请主持公道。” „cough cough.” Ichika lifts the hand to cover the mouth, light cough two, „public prosecutor Nino, please maintain...... the hearing to end you to act on free will calmly again.” “咳咳。”一花抬手掩嘴,轻咳两声,“公诉人二乃,请保持冷静……庭审结束你再自由行动。” my arse! Unexpectedly after hinting the public prosecutor courtyard crime, your buttocks presiding judge, should not spank like yesterday evening ruthlessly! 你妹啊！居然示意公诉人庭后犯罪,你这个屁股不正的审判长,应该像昨天晚上那样狠狠打一顿屁股啊！ Nino both hands hug in the chest front, the right foot step in the sofa, the beautiful leg under white silk stockings package under the sunlight, seems reflecting the glistening exquisite gloss, occupies a commanding position saying: 二乃双手抱在胸前,右脚踩在沙发上,白色丝袜包裹下的美腿在阳光下,仿佛反射着莹莹的细腻光泽,居高临下道: „Suspect Asakawa, you yesterday evening where?” “嫌犯浅川,你昨天晚上在哪里？” „Sleeps at home.” “在家睡觉。” „What dream then had?” “然后做了什么梦？” „Led to the zombie crisis dream to the school, I bring your five person campuses to escape.” “梦到学校爆发了僵尸危机,我带着你们五个人校园逃生。” „, I guessed right.” Yotsuba opens the eye, „Asakawa-san really did with our same dreams.” “啊,我猜对了。”四叶睁大眼睛,“浅川同学果然做了和我们一样的梦。” Ichika grasps the small air hammer, knocked gently, „asked the accused person to confess account in detail.” 一花握起小气锤,轻轻敲了一下,“请被告人详细交代事情经过。” „That is an afternoon of summer.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, the careless say/way, „I take an afternoon nap in the classroom, then stole food meatbun Itsuki to push to awake......” “那是一个夏日的午后。”浅川直树十指交叉,漫不经心道,“我在课堂上睡午觉,然后被偷吃肉包的五月推醒……” „reckless, nonsense!” Itsuki puff up pink cheeks, „I have not stolen food in the classroom meatbun.” “胡、胡说！”五月鼓起粉腮,“我才没有在课堂上偷吃肉包呢。” Asakawa Naoki continues saying: „A sleep/felt wakes up, many people turned into the zombie, I and Itsuki escape from the classroom, found in the next door classroom like the dull goose squats Nino in corner......” 浅川直树继续道:“一觉醒来,许多人变成了僵尸,我和五月逃出教室,在隔壁教室找到像呆头鹅一样蹲在角落中的二乃……” „Bastard, you dares saying that I am the dull goose?” Nino shames to stare angry. “混蛋,你敢说我是呆头鹅？”二乃羞恼瞪来。 „Encounters the danger not to know to escape, holds to squat the fool who explodes same place, what isn't dull goose?” “遇到危险不知道逃跑,抱头蹲在原地爆的笨蛋,不是呆头鹅还是什么？” Asakawa Naoki continues saying: „After finding Nino, found Miku of tearful.” 浅川直树继续道:“找到二乃以后,又找到眼泪汪汪的三玖。” „Does not have the eye tearful.” Miku puffed her cheeks, „excessively.” “才没有眼泪汪汪。”三玖鼓起包子脸,“过分。” „Then found race on the drill ground and Yotsuba of football zombie......” “然后找到在操场上和橄榄球僵尸赛跑的四叶……” „, I said how to look familiar.” Yotsuba pats the forehead, being suddenly enlighted, „originally is plant war zombie inside giant zombie.” “啊,我说怎么会那么眼熟。”四叶一拍额头,恍然大悟,“原来是植物大战僵尸里面的大个子僵尸。” Asakawa Naoki looks to Ichika , to continue saying: „Then Nino asked me to find Ichika......” 浅川直树看向一花,继续道:“然后二乃拜托我找到一花……” „Do not say!” “不要说了！” Two sounds also resound. 两道声音同时响起。 Ichika and Nino look at each other one, puts aside the vision quickly. 一花和二乃对视一眼,很快移开目光。 Bang. 砰。 Nino steps in the sofa, occupies a commanding position kabedon Asakawa, seriously said: „Dream that yesterday evening everyone had, was definitely related with you?” 二乃踩在沙发上,居高临下壁咚浅川,严肃道:“昨天晚上大家做的梦,肯定和你有关吧？” „Right.” “没错。” Asakawa Naoki had not denied, lifts the right hand, gently snapped fingers: „Actually I am Esper.” 浅川直树没有否认,抬起右手,轻轻打了一个响指:“其实我是超能力者。”