Undertaking off/escaping the threat of pants, NinoandMikueliminatedfinallyidea that helpsget the physical exam.
在脱裤子的威胁下,二乃和三玖总算打消了帮忙检查身体的想法。„Why do youwantkabedon...... to forceMikuto eat the chocolate?”
“你为什么要壁咚……要强迫三玖吃巧克力?”Ninoboth handshugin the chest front, the left legstepin the chair, occupies a commanding positionashidonAsakawa, „honestconfession, otherwise the firmfoundationputs on.”二乃双手抱在胸前,左腿踩在椅子上,居高临下脚咚浅川,“老实交代,不然牢底坐穿。”Some time agovindicatedtooneself,in an instantkabedonMiku, the person of a littleashamedheart, could not makeso the shamless and indecentmatterslightly!
不久前才向自己表白,转眼又壁咚三玖,稍微有点儿羞耻心的人,都做不出如此无耻下流的事情吧!„Lookedyoueatis so happy, tasting the flavorsomewhatis slightly lonely.”Asakawa Naokitenfingers of overlapping, „, thereforewantsto confirmto guess.”
“看你们吃的那么开心,尝不出味道稍微有些寂寞。”浅川直树十指交叉,“所以想验证一下猜测。”„Whatguessed?”Ninoasked.
“什么猜测?”二乃问道。„Saidyoucannot remember.”
“说了你也记不住。”„Youdid not say how Ido remember?”
“你不说我怎么记住?”Asakawa Naokisighed: „Ihave saidseveraltimes.”浅川直树叹了口气:“我已经说过好几次了。”„Ha?”
“哈?”Ninoselects the eyebrow, lookstonearbyMiku, „Miku, what did hesay?”二乃挑眉,看向旁边的三玖,“三玖,他说了什么?”Mikushakes the headgently: „Does not know.”三玖轻轻摇头:“不知道。”„lecherAsakawa!” The Ninoright handpinches the waist, lookspanting in indignation, „you, whenIandMikuarefools, no matter whatyouplay with!”
“色狼浅川!”二乃右手掐腰,气呼呼望来,“你当我和三玖是笨蛋,任你玩弄嘛!”„Firstleavesanxiously the vitality/angry.”Asakawa Naokirotates the symbolpen of fingertip, the unemotionalsay/way, „looks atyourownthigh.”
“先别急着生气。”浅川直树转动指尖的记号笔,面无表情道,“看一下你自己的大腿。”„hey?”
“诶?”Ninois startled, lowers the headto look, opens the eyeswiftly.二乃一怔,低头望去,倏然睁大眼睛。„Whyonmyleg, will correct miswritten words?!”
“我腿上为、为什么会有正字?!”On the Ninofacesurgescrimson, covers up the skirtswayedflustered, looksto the symbolpen in Asakawa Naokihand, shamesto be angry:二乃脸上涌起绯红,慌张掩住裙摆,看向浅川直树手中的记号笔,羞恼道:„Is could it becorrecting miswritten words that your fellowwrites?”
“难道是你这家伙写的正字?”„WasI.”Asakawa Naokiselects the symbolpen in handgently, „Iexplainedevery timewritesoneonetime, nowhas written all overoneto correct miswritten words.”
“就是我了。”浅川直树将手中的记号笔轻轻一挑,“我每解释一次就写一笔,现在已经写满一个正字了。”In the dreamlanddid not speak the logic and truth, explainedeach timeMikuandNinowill be bewildered.
梦境之中根本不讲逻辑和道理,每次解释三玖和二乃都会一脸茫然。„Mixes, bastardAsakawa!”
“混、混蛋浅川!”Ninoboth handscover up the skirtswayed, the elegantfacebecomes flushed, is bashfulandangry, „makes the symbolnot to needto writeto correct miswritten words, youclearlyare the wickedinterest, the fullheadisshamelessliquidlecher!”二乃双手掩住裙摆,俏脸涨红,又羞又恼,“做记号根本就不需要写正字吧,你分明就是恶趣味,满脑袋都是下流液体的色狼!”Asakawa Naokiis disinclinedto explain,turns the headto seeMikuto blush, lifts the skirtinspectionthighcovertly, opens the mouth saying:浅川直树懒得解释,转头见三玖红着脸,偷偷摸摸掀开裙子检查大腿,开口道:„Did not needto look, has not writtento correct miswritten wordsinyourbody.”
“不用看了,没在你身上写正字。”
The Ninoattentionwas really shifted: „BastardAsakawa, whydoes not writeMiku, onlywritesme?”二乃的注意力果然被转移:“混蛋浅川,为什么不写三玖,只写我一个人?”Onceis jealouswill shift the attention, thismeansreallywithstand the test.
一旦吃醋就会转移注意力,这个办法果然屡试不爽。„WhyI?”Mikupuffed her cheeks, lookedgently.
“为什么我没有?”三玖轻轻鼓起包子脸,同样望了过来。„BecauseMikuwas too shy.”Asakawa Naokianswered, „is not willingto lift the skirtto makememake the symbol.”
“因为三玖太害羞了。”浅川直树解释道,“不肯掀开裙子让我做记号。”„Bastard!”Ninoair/Qigets hold of the powderfist, clenches teethto shout, „could it beIam not shy!”
“混蛋!”二乃气得握紧粉拳,咬牙喊道,“难道我就不害羞了吗!”Asakawa Naokisaidleisurely: „Whyyouwill sayon the legto correct miswritten wordsactually.”浅川直树慢条斯理道:“那你倒是说说腿上为什么会有正字。”Nino: „......”二乃:“……”„FrivolousAsakawa.”Mikupursed the lips, don't the smallsound said, „howwriteto correct miswritten words...... you to on the Ninolegconfirm?”
“轻浮浅川。”三玖抿住粉唇,小声道,“别在二乃腿上写正字了……你要怎么验证?”„Metold that Icomply.”
“跟我说吧,我都答应。”„Very simple.”
“很简单。”Asakawa Naokitakes uponebox of chocolatestickfrom the shelf, extractsone, handsin front ofMiku, „eatsone.”浅川直树从货架上拿起一盒巧克力棒,从中抽出一根,递到三玖面前,“吃一口。”Mikunodded, opens mouthto nip a smallmouth.三玖点头,张嘴咬了一小口。„Whatflavor?”
“什么味道?”„Matchaandchocolatefragrantflavor.”
“抹茶和巧克力的香甜味道。”Asakawa Naokilooks downto the moisttraces on remaininghalfchocolatesticks, thenhands overin the entrance.浅川直树低头看向剩下半根巧克力棒上的湿润痕迹,然后递入口中。Matchaandchocolatefragrantfills the airquietlyin the tip of tongue.抹茶与巧克力的香甜在舌尖悄然弥漫开来。„...... Reallyso.”
“……果然如此。”Eating the flavoris relatedwith the ownsubconscious, becausein the owngeneral knowledge, in the dreamdoes not have the sensation of pain and sense of taste, in the oneselfsubconsciousdoes not think that thesefoodhave the flavor, naturallycannot taste the taste.
吃不出味道和自己的潜意识有关,因为在自己的常识之中,梦中没有痛觉和味觉,自己潜意识中不认为这些食物有味道,自然尝不出来滋味。Asakawa Naokiunderstandssimilarlywhyoneselfhas not imaginedwas so strong, becausein the subconsciousdoes not believe that oneselfcan a fistexplode the star, finallynaturallycannot accomplish.浅川直树同样明白过来自己为什么没有想象中那么强了,因为潜意识中并不相信自己能一拳爆星,结果自然是办不到。„*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*”
“盯——”Ninoboth handshugin the chest front, looksominously.二乃双手抱在胸前,凶巴巴望来。„Caneatone?”
“要不要吃一根?”Asakawa Naokiextracts a chocolatestick, opens the mouthto ask.浅川直树抽出一根巧克力棒,开口问道。„Does not eat.”Ninoturns head, „youwill thinkmelikeMiku, no matter whatyouwill bully.”
“不吃。”二乃扭头,“你以为我会像三玖一样任你欺负么。”Asakawa Naokishrugs: „Thatconsiders as finished.”浅川直树耸了耸肩:“那算了。”„...... Bringstome!”
“……给我拿过来!”Ninogets hold of the powderfist, cricketAsakawa, asked that twowill die!二乃握紧粉拳,蛐蛐一只浅川,多问两遍会死吗!
...... „Whatyourthree are making?”
……“你们三个在做什么呢?”Fullis the curioussoundresoundsin the backsuddenly, has a scareNinoandMiku.
满是好奇的声音忽然在背后响起,把二乃和三玖吓了一跳。„coughcoughcough.”Ninorushesto lift the handto cover the mouth, eats the remainingchocolatesticksfast, „how?”
“咳咳咳。”二乃赶忙抬手掩嘴,将剩下的巧克力棒飞快吃掉,“怎么了?”
The earphone of Mikuholding downchest, turns headto looktoelsewhere, saidafraid: „Ouranythinghas not done.”三玖按住胸口的耳机,扭头看向别处,心虚道:“我们什么都没做。”„Yourthreepeoplefeel the somewhatstrangeappearance......”
“你们三个人感觉有些奇怪的样子……”Itsukionecentripetalbig, after will have doubtsto throw into the brainquickly, beckons saying: „Watches the television.”五月一向心大,很快将疑惑抛到脑后,招手道:“过来看电视。”„Canwatch the television?”Asakawa Naokiis astonishedhoweversaid.
“能看电视?”浅川直树讶然道。„Naturallywas OK.”Itsukihasthreepeopleto move toward the register, the pleasantly surprisedsay/way, „youlook, TV Tokyoalsoinbroadcastanimation.”
“当然可以了。”五月带着三人走向收银台,惊喜道,“你们看,东京电视台还在播放动画呢。”Fivesisterscheerimmediately.
五姐妹顿时欢呼起来。„Good, TV Tokyowas still putting the animation.”
“太好了,东京电视台还在放动画。”„So long asTV Tokyois still putting the animation, the worldwill not have the matter.”
“只要东京电视台还在放动画,世界就不会有事。”„A whilesomepeoplesavedus!”
“等会儿就有人来救我们了!”Asakawa Naoki: „......”浅川直树:“……”Ifclearlydoes not know that oneselfindreamland, perhapsAsakawa Naokimeetsandfivefoolsis equally pleasantly surprised.
如果不是清楚知道自己在梦境之中,浅川直树说不定会和五个笨蛋一样惊喜。TV Tokyoalwaysbytonewsindifferentworld-famous, the Africanlocust plague, the Australianfire, the Antarcticglaciermelts, the globalplagueruns amuck, anythingis unable to preventTV Tokyoto broadcastitsanimation, only ifWorld Apocalypse arrives!
东京电视台一向以对新闻的冷漠闻名于世,非洲蝗灾,澳洲大火,南极冰川融化,全球瘟疫横行,任何事情都无法阻挡东京电视台播放它的动画,除非世界末日到来啊!„Unexpectedlylooks atMagical Girlin the dream, is the endguardian...... the Asakawa Naokicorner of the eyebeatsworthily”, onlythought that troughtoocannot spitmuch, „whosesubconscious is thisalsohaspresent?”
“居然在梦里面看魔法少女,不愧是末日守卫者……”浅川直树眼角跳动,只觉得槽点太多吐不过来,“这又是谁的潜意识具现化?”Does not wait for the Asakawa Naokicollectioninformation, the picture on televisionto twistsuddenly, turned into the news broadcastcontact surface.
不等浅川直树收集情报,电视上的画面忽然扭曲起来,变成了新闻播报界面。„......”
“……”
The pleasant surprises on fivefoolfacessolidifyimmediately.
五个笨蛋脸上的惊喜顿时凝固。„Doesn't animation...... broadcastunexpectedly?”
“动画……居然不播了?”„Good, is quite fearful, from infancy to maturityso manyyears, first timeseesTV Tokyoto stop broadcasting the animation.”
“好、好可怕,从小到大这么多年,第一次见到东京电视台停播动画。”„Was finished, TV Tokyodoes not broadcast the animation, outsidedefinitelyisWorld Apocalypse .”
“完蛋了,东京电视台不播动画,外面肯定已经是世界末日了。”Itsukiswallowed a saliva, saidanxiously: „Broadcast the newsa moment agotime, do yousee the tentacle?”五月咽了口口水,紧张道:“刚才播放新闻的时候,你们有没有看到触手?”„hey, whatthing?”
“诶,什么东西?”„The ultrafearfultentacles, flashed pastin the lensa moment ago, haven't youseen?”
“刚才有一根超可怕的触手,在镜头中一闪而过,你们都没看见吗?”
The Itsukiright handcovers the chest, anxious, „perhapsisevilgod......”五月右手捂住胸口,紧张不已,“说不定是邪神克苏……”fuck!卧槽!
The Asakawa Naokiscalpexplodedinstantaneously.浅川直树头皮瞬间就炸了。Hurriesto shut up! Alsothinks that yoursubconsciouswill mapwalkinghugeMeatbun Monster, never expected thatyouanticipated that unexpectedlyto subdue|gramsalwayssends the sugar, originallyyouare the most fearfulthatfellow, Mayapredicted that extinguishingworldisyou!
赶紧闭嘴啊!还以为你的潜意识会映射出一只行走的巨大肉包怪,没想到你居然期待克总发糖,原来你才是最可怕的那个家伙,玛雅预言中的灭世者就是你啊!Asakawa NaokilooksbehindtoItsuki, a glistening whitesilver moonhangsin the in the air, chillynighttime sky, suddenly the gianttentacles from appearvoidquietly, fromemptyto the reality, startsto condense.浅川直树向五月身后望去,一轮皎皎银月高悬空中,清冷夜空中,忽然有一根巨大的触手从虚空用悄然浮现,从虚到实,开始凝聚。
The percentagehundredcrowmouthsin this way, winfearfullybyyouare always shoutedsent the sugar!
百分百乌鸦嘴可怕如斯,就连克总都被你喊来发糖了啊!„It is not good, mustpreventItsukito destroy the world, at this time can only......”
“不行,必须要阻止五月毁灭世界,这种时候只能……”
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