8 : 30 pm bell. 晚上 8 点半钟。 „I came back.” “我回来了。” Asakawa Naoki enters corridor, as usual says, is not and specific person greets, merely is custom that's all that before fostered. 浅川直树走进玄关,像往常一样开口说道,并非是和特定人打招呼,仅仅是以前养成的习惯而已。 Then...... 然后…… „Happy, Welcome home.” “欢、欢迎回家。” Slightly the somewhat intense response resounds together. 一道略有些紧张的回应响起。 „Un?” “嗯？” Asakawa Naoki trades the movement of shoes to be startled, the vision across the corridor, looks to the room, then cannot bear rub the eyes: „Illusion, certainly is the illusion.” 浅川直树换鞋的动作一怔,目光穿过走廊,向屋中看去,然后忍不住揉了揉眼睛:“幻觉,一定是幻觉。” Responding to the own person is Kirisu Mafuyu. 回应自己的人是桐须真冬。 obedient kitty Sensei is not strange in the room, in her hand is prepared with the key, it is estimated that is afraid the cockroach in room not to have cleaning up to be clean, therefore does not dare to go home. 软猫老师在屋中并不奇怪,她手中有备用钥匙,估计是害怕屋中的蟑螂没有清理干净,所以不敢回家。 The issue is why...... you will kneel to sit on the ground! 问题是……你为什么会跪坐在地上啊！ Why does body also wear the apron? 身上为什么还穿着围裙？ Which type in the top of the head that only undulating cat ear barrette makes! 头顶上那只颤悠悠的猫耳发饰又是闹哪样！ In yesterday evening brain hole little theater, be only and other later married, might make you wear the apron, wears Maoer, why a day did not see, the brain hole theater became the reality suddenly! 昨天晚上的脑洞小剧场中,只有等以后结婚,才有可能让你穿围裙,戴猫耳,为什么一天不见,脑洞剧场忽然就变成现实了啊！ could it be said that what superpower oneself started accidentally, had the influence on obedient kitty Sensei? 难道说自己无意中发动了什么超能力,对软猫老师造成了影响？ Said oneself is actually having a dream, are all that today experiences all the dreamlands? 还是说自己其实正在做梦,今天所经历的一切全都是梦境？ „Cold wind blew.” Kirisu Mafuyu both hands press on the lower abdomen, the cold wind blew, cannot bear hit to tremble, „hasn't closed the door a bit faster?” “冷风吹进来了。”桐须真冬双手压在小腹上,冷风一吹,忍不住打了个寒颤,“还不快点把门关上？” The Asakawa Naoki door closes silently, suddenly thinks before , has heard a song, «When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends to Be Dead». 浅川直树默默将门关上,忽然想起来以前听到过的一首歌,《每天回家老婆都在装死》。 Yesterday evening obedient kitty Sensei, grasped Utility Knife, having the ketchup stood in out of the door is scary, today unexpectedly wears the apron, knelt to sit in living room middle-grade oneself goes home, tomorrow should not put on maid clothes, in the mouth shouts the master? 昨天晚上的软猫老师,手持美工刀,身染番茄酱站在门外吓人,今天居然穿上围裙,跪坐在客厅中等自己回家,明天该不会穿着女仆装,口中喊主人了吧？ „!” “啪！” A Asakawa Naoki palm of the hand claps on the oneself thigh. 浅川直树一巴掌拍在自己大腿上。 This is unscientific! 这不科学！ Opens the door to see Nino to accept, by obedient kitty Sensei character, definitely cannot practical joke! 开门看见一只二乃都能接受,以软猫老师的性格,肯定不会恶作剧吧！ Such being the case, the truth only has one. 既然如此,真相只有一个。 „Mafuyu Sensei, did you drink?” “真冬老师,你又喝酒了？” Asakawa Naoki selects the eyebrow to ask. 浅川直树挑眉问道。 „I have not drunk......” Kirisu Mafuyu to shake the head to deny. “我没喝酒……”桐须真冬摇头否认。 „I do not believe.” “我不信。” Drank the adulterated liquor, you will kneel to sit on the ground, welcome oneself to go home by the posture that the wife greets the husband? 要不是喝了假酒,你怎么会跪坐在地上,以妻子迎接丈夫的姿势欢迎自己回家？ That slapped a moment ago was so painful, definitely was not the dreamland! 刚才打的一巴掌那么痛,肯定不是梦境啊！ Kirisu Mafuyu is unemotional: „You do not believe to consider as finished.” 桐须真冬面无表情:“你不信算了。” Asakawa Naoki arrives at the near, lowers the head to take bearing obedient kitty Sensei: „Drinks, I heard that knew.” 浅川直树走到近前,低头探向软猫老师:“有没有喝酒,我闻一下就知道了。” Good fragrance. 好香。 The body flavor is quite fragrant. 身上的味道好香。 Solely is not the fragrance of shampoo and gel, on the clothes also one fumigates with incense, the middle is also mixing with very nice-smelling body fragrance. 并不单单是洗发水和沐浴露的香气,衣服上还有一股熏香,中间还夹杂着一股很好闻的体香。 On the other hand, this month, strange superpower that because awakens suddenly, has remembered many girls' flavors unknowingly, for example Itsuki body heard carefully will have the meatbun flavor, Nino and Miku are similar, Ogata Rizu body has a Udon flavor, the light milk fragrance, delinquent girl Chiba body has the fragrance of chewing gum, is Furuhashi, the body same fragrance smokes the person, especially nice-smelling. 话说回来,这一个月来,因为突然觉醒的奇怪超能力,不知不觉已经记住了许多女孩子的味道,比如五月身上仔细闻会有肉包的味道,二乃和三玖差不多,绪方理珠身上有一股乌冬面的味道,还有淡淡的奶香,不良少女千叶身上有口香糖的香气,然后是古桥,身上同样香气熏人,格外好闻。 Asakawa Naoki compares in the heart carefully, contends the final winner quickly: Among everyone by the Kirisu Mafuyu body fragrance most nice-smelling, worthily is the first under heaven. 浅川直树在心中仔细比较一番,很快角逐出最后的赢家:所有人当中以桐须真冬身上的香气最好闻,不愧是天下第一。 Sensei is the day! 老师是天！ The numbers of votes of others put together, does not have the Sensei odd change to be high! 其他人的票数加在一起,都没有老师的零头高！ „Did you hear enough?” “你闻够了没有？” Cold brings to shame the angry sound to resound together. 一道冷冽中带着羞恼的声音响起。 „Also no.” “还没有。” Asakawa Naoki subconscious reply. 浅川直树下意识回答。 „kāchā.” “咔嚓嚓。” The sound of frost congealment resounds, the cold air spreads together turbulently. 冰霜凝结的声音响起,一道寒气汹涌扩散开来。 Asakawa Naoki rushes to retrocede two steps, „I was talking in a dream a moment ago.” 浅川直树赶忙后退两步,“我刚才在说梦话。” body only has the fragrance, without the liquor air/Qi, has not truly drunk evidently. 身上只有香气,没有酒气,看样子确实没有喝酒。 Kirisu Mafuyu is nipping pink lips, shames to look angry, what sleep-talking, clearly is your innermost thoughts? 桐须真冬咬着粉唇,羞恼望来,什么梦话,分明就是你的心里话吧？ „Hū ——” “呼——” Kirisu Mafuyu closes the eye, deeply inspires. 桐须真冬闭上眼睛,深吸口气。 Asakawa Naoki retrocedes again one step, but also thinks that obedient kitty Sensei must enlarge incurs, finally came as a surprise to his completely. 浅川直树再次后退一步,还以为软猫老师要放大招,结果完全出乎了他的预料。 „...... I'm sorry.” “……对不起。” Kirisu Mafuyu lowers the head the apology. 桐须真冬低头道歉。 „Wha, what?” “什、什么？” Asakawa Naoki also thinks that oneself presented the auditory hallucination, always earnest serious, person 【Taciturn Cold Beauty】 obedient kitty did Sensei, apologize to oneself unexpectedly? 浅川直树还以为自己出现了幻听,一向认真严肃,人称【不苟言笑的冷美人】的软猫老师,居然向自己道歉？ Is could it be does not press down ‚the world destroyed countdown’ the button carefully? 难道是不小心按下了‘世界毁灭倒计时’的按钮？ Do not crack a joke, in that button apartment simply does not have! 别开玩笑了,那种按钮公寓里面根本没有啊！ „Did some people bully you?” Asakawa Naoki thinks that another possibility, the brow wrinkled. “是不是有人欺负你了？”浅川直树想到另外一种可能,眉头不由皱了起来。 „No one bullies me.” Kirisu Mafuyu nips the cherry lips, „is...... Hamster-kun disappears.” “没有人欺负我。”桐须真冬咬了咬樱唇,“是……仓鼠君不见了。” „Hamster?” “仓鼠？” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to detaining the basket of two hamsters toward going, inside is really completely empty, two hamsters are all missing. 浅川直树转头向关押两只仓鼠的笼子往去,里面果然空空如也,两只仓鼠全都不见了踪影。 „Two Hamster-kun in squeak squeak have called a moment ago, I thought that they were hungry wanted to eat the thing, therefore fed some Hamster-kun pistachio nuts.” The Kirisu Mafuyu tone rebukes oneself, „then returns to the kitchen, under the preparation soba to eat, the time of turning around, two Hamster-kun disappear.” “两只仓鼠君刚才一直在吱吱叫,我觉得它们是饿了想要吃东西,所以喂了仓鼠君一些开心果。”桐须真冬语气自责,“然后回到厨房,准备下荞麦面吃,一转身的功夫,两只仓鼠君就不见了。” „Basket not related strict, here has a metal buckle, must fasten is good.” Asakawa Naoki soon found the issue the crux to be, looks down to Kirisu Mafuyu, „, therefore you are looking for the hamster that two escape from prison to flee, doesn't welcome me to come back?” “笼子没有关严,这里有一个金属扣,要扣上才行。”浅川直树很快找到问题的症结所在,低头看向桐须真冬,“所以你是在找那两只越狱出逃的仓鼠,不是欢迎我回来？” „Naturally not.” Kirisu Mafuyu replied simple, „you helped look a bit faster together.” “当然不是了。”桐须真冬回答干脆,“你快点帮忙一起找。” Hey, the person was inferior that the cat, including a hamster to be inferior now unexpectedly, this day has had no way! 喂喂,人不如猫也就罢了,现在居然连一只仓鼠都不如,这日子没法过了！ „Hamster under look again, will not always run.” Asakawa Naoki looked at a kitchen, „haven't you had the dinner? First went to finish eating the surface said again.” “仓鼠等下再找,总不会跑出去。”浅川直树看了眼厨房,“你还没吃晚餐？先去把面吃完再说。” „But......” “可是……” Kirisu Mafuyu looks hesitant. 桐须真冬面露犹豫。 „Without perhaps, but, that two hamster wait a moment came out on oneself, you look to frighten them not to dare to move on the contrary.” Asakawa Naoki urged, „ate the noodles a bit faster.” “没有可是,那两只仓鼠说不定等一下就自己出来了,你找来找去反倒吓得它们不敢动。”浅川直树催促道,“快点去吃面。” „That, that good.” “那、那好吧。” Kirisu Mafuyu barely adequate complies, puts out a hand to support the sofa, stood sluggishly setting out, then walks toward the kitchen, the footsteps somewhat are obviously incapable impractically. 桐须真冬勉勉强强答应下来,伸手撑住沙发,慢吞吞站了起身,然后向厨房走去,脚步明显有些虚浮无力。 No wonder you have not pushed door of the earliest possible time in oneself entering the room sets out, originally is squats the too long vitality not to circulate, remembers cannot get up! „How do you come back?” 难怪你没有在自己推门进屋的第一时间起身,原来是蹲太久气血不流通,想起都起不来啊！“你怎么才回来？” Kirisu Mafuyu cannot bear ask. 桐须真冬忍不住问道。 Why „came across many things......” Asakawa Naoki not to know, suddenly was somewhat afraid, hesitant a half second, was one has brought finally, put out cell phone ‚kāchā’ to make a picture. “遇到了许多事情……”浅川直树不知为何,忽然有些心虚,犹豫半秒钟,最后还是一笔带过,拿出手机‘咔嚓’拍了一张照片。 „What are you patting?” “你在拍什么？” The Kirisu Mafuyu congealing eyebrow looks. 桐须真冬凝眉望来。 „Has not patted anything.” Asakawa Naoki receives the cell phone silently, „why does your head wear barrette?” “没拍什么。”浅川直树默默收起手机,“你头上为什么会戴着发饰？” By the present, the apron, knelt to sit the posture, the Welcome home riddle topic has untied, but cat ear barrette of obedient kitty Sensei top of the head cannot feel the mind as before. 到了现在,围裙,跪坐姿势,还有欢迎回家的谜题都已经解开,不过软猫老师头顶的猫耳发饰依旧摸不着头脑。 „hey?” Kirisu Mafuyu is startled, rushes to put out a hand to the top of the head searches, picked black cat ear barrette, fair such as the elegant face of jade becomes flushed fast, the hurried say/way, „this is the misunderstanding!” “诶？”桐须真冬一怔,赶忙伸手向头顶探去,一把将黑色的猫耳发饰摘了下来,白皙如玉的俏脸飞快涨红,急急忙忙道,“这是误会！” „Hamster-kun does not know that what's the matter, always husks to throw me with the melon.” Kirisu Mafuyu loses cat ear barrette to the sofa on by far, is nipping pink lips, the elegant face said red, „, therefore I......” “有一只仓鼠君不知道怎么回事,总是用瓜子壳丢我。”桐须真冬将猫耳发饰远远丢到沙发上,咬着粉唇,俏脸通红说,“所以我才……” You put on cat ear barrette, disguising oneself is Cat Girl, wants to frighten two hamsters? 你才戴上猫耳发饰,假装自己是猫娘,想要吓唬两只仓鼠吗？ Do not crack a joke! 别开玩笑了！ By IQ of hamster, the real cat is not afraid, let alone your cost lowered to pitiful camouflage Cat Girl, except for cute, could not frighten the person! 以仓鼠的智商,就连真猫都不害怕,更别说你这种成本低到可怜的伪装猫娘了,除了可爱,根本吓不到人啊！ „Wait.” Kirisu Mafuyu responded quickly, „you...... were patting me a moment ago?” “等等。”桐须真冬很快反应过来,“你刚才……是在拍我？” „I do not have.” “我没有。” Asakawa Naoki denied. 浅川直树否认。 „Erases the picture!” Kirisu Mafuyu shames to look angry. “把照片删掉！”桐须真冬羞恼望来。 „Doesn't delete is good?” “不删行不行？” „It is not good!” “不行！” Wears cat ear barrette, pretends that the Cat Girl picture possibly does make you have in the cell phone? 戴着猫耳发饰,假装猫娘的照片怎么可能让你存在手机里面？ Then the ashamed thing must erase! 那么羞耻的东西一定要删掉！ „Good.” Asakawa Naoki puts out the cell phone, the finger glide screen, the quick say/way, „has erased.” “好吧。”浅川直树拿出手机,手指滑动屏幕,很快道,“已经删掉了。” obedient kitty Sensei extends the right hand, „cell phone brings to make me inspect.” 软猫老师伸出右手,“手机拿来让我检查一下。” During the speeches, Hamster-kun ran from the sofa suddenly, do not look at small one, speed actually relative rapidness that runs. 说话间,一只仓鼠君忽然从沙发下面跑了出来,别看只有小小一只,跑起来的速度倒是相当之快。 „Hamster.” Kirisu Mafuyu rushes saying that „hamster came out!” “仓鼠。”桐须真冬赶忙道,“仓鼠出来了！” „Saw it.” “看见了。” Asakawa Naoki is quick of eye and hand, sets out rapidly, holds this hamster. 浅川直树眼疾手快,迅速起身,一把将这只仓鼠抓住。 „squeak squeak.” “吱吱。” This hamster struggles to cry out on Asakawa Naoki, obviously also thinks racing to/past is free. 这只仓鼠在浅川直树手上挣扎叫唤,明显还想奔往自由。 Asakawa Naoki pays no attention, closes into this hamster the basket directly. 浅川直树理都不理,直接将这只仓鼠关入笼子中。 „Also remains one.” “还剩一只。” What a pity sleeps the rest to the evening, the second hamster has not appeared. 可惜一直到晚上睡觉休息,第二只仓鼠都没有出现。