TSDNSP :: Volume #2

#193: Bites finger


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Asakawa Naoki guessed mistakenly, out of the door was not delinquent girl, but was obedient kitty Sensei of next door. 浅川直树猜错了,门外并非是不良少女,而是隔壁的软猫老师 But Kirisu Mafuyu at this moment makes people very nervous. 只不过此刻的桐须真冬让人很慌。 The pale complexion, messy hair, the gloomy look, Utility Knife in hand, the dark-red liquid on clothes...... associates to happened in rooftop blood instantaneously finally end.’ 苍白的脸色,凌乱发丝,晦暗的眼神,手中的美工刀,还有衣服上的暗红色液体……让人瞬间联想到了发生在天台上的‘鲜血之终末。’ Looking in the eyes. 四目相对。 Next quarter. 下一刻。 Bang.” “砰。” The Asakawa Naoki door closes silently. 浅川直树默默将门关上。 You open the door.” “你开门。” The Kirisu Mafuyu sound passed from out of the door spookily. 桐须真冬的声音从门外幽幽传了进来。 At this time the fool will open the door, goes out to bring death! As the saying goes after the blackening , the battle efficiency rises dramatically ten times, even oneself is Esper, your Utility Knife in hand to, might die as before very much! 这种时候笨蛋才会开门,出去送死么!俗话说黑化以后战斗力暴增十倍,就算自己超能力者,对上你手中的美工刀,依旧很有可能会死啊! Why can Mafuyu-chan massacre oneself? 小真冬为什么要杀掉自己 could it be from came back from the future, because oneself has thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later, can therefore massacre oneself? 难道是从未来穿越回来,因为自己始乱终弃,所以要将自己杀掉? Do not crack a joke! 别开玩笑了! As Sensei, let alone you do not know the grandmother paradox! Either lets slip because of the all kinds of reason, either is oneself of another world line, you found fault the person! 身为老师,别说你不知道祖母悖论啊!要么因为各种各样的原因而失手,要么就是另个世界线的自己,你找错人了啊! Opens the door a bit faster Let me in.” The Kirisu Mafuyu sound is intense, seemed some people to go upstairs.” “快点开门让我进去。”桐须真冬声音紧张,“好像有人上楼了。” Takes Utility Knife to kill to visit, unexpectedly is also afraid by others is seen? 都已经拿着美工刀杀上门了,居然还害怕被别人看见? The one had only known, you are honest at home are treating! 早知如此,你就老老实实在家待着啊! —— “呼—— Asakawa Naoki inspires gently, the rapid door pulls open, then holds Kirisu Mafuyu to take the wrist/skill of Utility Knife, hauls in corridor her. 浅川直树轻轻吸了口气,迅速将门拉开,然后一把抓住桐须真冬拿着美工刀的手腕,将她拉进玄关 Bang!” “砰!” The door closes. 房门关上。 Asakawa Naoki grabs the wrist/skill of Kirisu Mafuyu, another hand supports in the Mafuyu-chan top of the head, obedient kitty Sensei kabedon in gate. 浅川直树抓着桐须真冬的手腕,另一只手撑在小真冬头顶,将软猫老师壁咚在门上。 What do you make?” “你做什么?” Kirisu Mafuyu bites pink lips, shames to look angry, makes way a bit faster.” 桐须真冬咬住粉唇,羞恼望来,“快点让开。” Before has not cleared the dangerous warning, let alone you are Sensei, even the younger sister will not let loose! 没有解除危险警报以前,别说你是老师,就算是妹妹也不会放开啊! Asakawa Naoki carefully observes front obedient kitty Sensei, elegant face pale at the same time, obviously also one wipes blushing, smelled the nose, but can also smell light liquor air/Qi, knits the brows: 浅川直树仔细观察面前的软猫老师,俏脸苍白的同时,明显还有一抹浅浅的红晕,嗅了嗅鼻子,还能闻到一股淡淡的酒气,皱眉道: „Do you drink today?” “你今天又喝酒了?” Kirisu Mafuyu replied subconsciously: Drank a point......” 桐须真冬下意识回答:“喝了一点……” In the hand takes Utility Knife that stains the blood, you did not drink a point, but drank the fragment! Turned into metropolis horror film female protagonist from the work place female teacher directly, drank how much adulterated liquor to turn into this appearance! 手上拿着沾满鲜血的美工刀,你不是喝了一点,而是喝断片了吧!直接从职场女教师变成了都市恐怖片女主角,到底喝了多少假酒才会变成这副模样啊! You and you first make way.” “你、你先让开。” I asked that said again.” “等我问完再说。” The Asakawa Naoki attitude is strong , to continue kabedon obedient kitty Sensei. 浅川直树态度强硬,继续壁咚软猫老师 Also is Kirisu Mafuyu drinks, did not have to come thoroughly soberly, if usually, kabedon this matter don't even think about it. 也就是桐须真冬喝了酒,还没有彻底清醒过来,如果是平时,壁咚这种事情想都别想 Matter that had a moment ago from beginning to end, does not omit a single word tells me.” The Asakawa Naoki order said. “把刚才发生的事情原原本本,一字不漏地告诉我。”浅川直树命令道。 You spoke with Sensei with this tone unexpectedly......” “你居然用这种语气跟老师说话……” Said a bit faster.” “快点说。” obedient kitty Sensei bites the cherry lips, shames to be angry: I help the director process the official business in the school, probably six o'clock and colleagues left together, go to izakaya to eat a thing, drank several glasses of liquor, then has not gone to KTV, a person sat tram to come back......” 软猫老师咬住樱唇,羞恼道:“我在学校帮理事长处理公务,大概六点钟和同事一道离开,去居酒屋吃了点东西,喝了几杯酒,然后没去KTV,一个人坐电车回来……” „Do several o'clock leave from izakaya?” “几点钟从居酒屋离开?” Probably 7 : 30.” “好像是七点半钟。” „Was could it be on the road that you came back met stalker?” 难道是你回来的路上遇到了跟踪狂?” Asakawa Naoki thought of another possibility. 浅川直树想到了另一种可能。 If stalker, cannot waste the time here, must eliminate the crime evidence as soon as possible, the forge alibi, deletes the monitoring video recording...... 假如是跟踪狂,就不能在这里浪费时间了,必须尽快消灭犯罪证据,伪造不在场证明,删除监控录像…… Where has stalker?” obedient kitty Sensei frowns gently, do not frighten me.” “哪有跟踪狂?”软猫老师轻轻蹙眉,“你别吓我。” Added? 还说没有? On road that you last week and colleague dined together, didn't meet one to track your person? 你上周和同事聚餐回来的路上,不是遇到过一个跟踪你的人吗? oneself goes out to pull you! 还是自己出门把你牵回来的呢! Wait.” “等等。” Asakawa Naoki suddenly discovered that situation some are not right. 浅川直树忽然发现情况有些不对劲。 He approaches Kirisu Mafuyu, made an effort to smell under the flavor, the nasal cavity can only smell the shampoo the fragrance, such as orchid like snake elegantly simple delicate fragrance. 他凑近桐须真冬,使劲嗅了下味道,鼻腔只能闻到洗发水的香气,还有一股如兰似麝的淡雅幽香。 What do you make?” Kirisu Mafuyu struggles, even if the obedient kitty shape, will not make Asakawa Naoki run amuck, knows when to stop to me!” “你做什么?”桐须真冬挣扎起来,哪怕是软猫形态,也不会让浅川直树胡作非为,“给我适可而止一些啊!” Does not have the smell of blood.” “没有血腥味。” From is so near, if Kirisu Mafuyu just ran over from the scene, body definitely will have the flavor of blood, is present body except for the fragrance or the fragrance. 距离这么近,如果桐须真冬刚刚从现场跑过来,身上肯定会有鲜血的味道,可是现在身上除了香气还是香气。 Asakawa Naoki grabs the wrist/skill of Kirisu Mafuyu, lifts the right hand of obedient kitty Sensei front, as for grasped Utility Knife in hand, naturally is the earliest possible time disarms to discard. 浅川直树抓着桐须真冬的手腕,将软猫老师的右手举到面前,至于原本握在手上的美工刀,自然是第一时间缴械扔掉。 The Kirisu Mafuyu right hand is icy cold, on the fingertip moistens is wiping dark red. 桐须真冬右手冰凉,指尖上沾着一抹暗红。 Color...... some are not right.” “颜色……有些不对。” Heard that does not have the flavor of blood.” “闻起来也没有鲜血的味道。” could it be said that is......” 难道说是……” For understanding happy finally has doubts a little, felt relieved thoroughly, Asakawa Naoki hesitant a half second, opened mouth including obedient kitty Sensei slender finger. 为了解开心中的最后一点儿疑惑,彻底放下心来,浅川直树犹豫半秒,张嘴含住了软猫老师的纤细手指 Flavor is a little sweet.” “味道有点甜。” Asakawa Naoki relaxes: Right, this is the ketchup.” 浅川直树松了口气:“没错了,这是番茄酱。” „Your you......” obedient kitty Sensei open the eye, because originally coldly and tight and slightly pale elegant face, becomes flushed at the visible speed fast, you are making anything!!” “你你你……”软猫老师睁大眼睛,原本因为寒冷和紧张而略显苍白的俏脸,以肉眼可见的速度飞快涨红,“你在做什么呢!!” This also with saying? 这还用说? Naturally is tasting your finger flavor, unexpectedly is the sour and sweet tomato taste, immediately you told flavor is very good, Thanks for the Meal! 当然是在尝你手指的味道了,居然是酸酸甜甜的番茄味,马上就跟你说一句‘味道很棒,多谢款待’啊! Buzz.” “嗡。” Under the intense ashamed heart surges, the Kirisu Mafuyu moist eye pupil left suddenly wiped the endless sharpness, as if the lightning cut the expansive sky, obviously sobered from the alcoholic intoxication shape. 强烈的羞耻心激荡下,桐须真冬湿润的眼眸忽然多出了一抹无尽的锋锐,仿佛闪电划破长空,显然是从醉酒形态清醒了过来。 kāchā.” 咔嚓嚓。” The sound of cold frost freeze resounds, the temperature in air drops fast, to the severely cold piercing situation, on all around wall had in a flash frost congeals fast, the inexhaustible chill in the air as if must give the entire Earth frozen. 寒霜冻结的声音响起,空气中的温度飞快下降,转瞬到了严寒刺骨的地步,四周的墙壁上有冰霜飞快凝结,无穷无尽的寒意似乎要将整个地球都给冰封。 I'm sorry, I made a mistake, please forgive me!” 对不起,我错了,请原谅我!” Asakawa Naoki conducts to apologize decisively third even/including, the person has to lower the head under the eaves, I think am the blood, was collecting evidence a moment ago.” 浅川直树果断进行道歉三连,人在屋檐下不得不低头,“我以为是鲜血,刚才正在取证。” Blood?” “鲜血?” Kirisu Mafuyu looks down to the dark-red material on clothes and hand, under the dim light, truly looks like the blood at first sight very much. 桐须真冬低头看向衣服和手上的暗红色物质,黯淡灯光下,乍一看确实很像鲜血。 However...... 不过…… Scratches finger that Asakawa Naoki contained a moment ago, Kirisu Mafuyu elegant face glazed frost, in eye pupil shames almost to flood angry, coldly said: Commits suicide.” 擦了擦浅川直树刚才含住的手指,桐须真冬俏脸凝霜,眼眸中的羞恼几乎要满溢出来,冷冷道:“自尽吧。” Please must give me a redeeming oneself through good works opportunity.” “请务必给我一个戴罪立功的机会。” On the hand and clothes is the tomato juices, obviously is not the blood end, Asakawa Naoki felt relieved finally, although still the cause and effect of not clear matter, but without a doubt, Kirisu Mafuyu definitely experienced anything, flurried under will make the ketchup in body. 手上和衣服上都是番茄汁,显然不是鲜血的终末,浅川直树放下心来,虽然仍不清楚事情的前因后果,但毫无疑问,桐须真冬肯定是遇到了什么事儿,才会慌乱之下把番茄酱弄在身上 Kirisu Mafuyu bites the lip indignantly, shames asks angry: Why you think that the ketchup is the blood?” 桐须真冬愤愤咬住下嘴唇,羞恼问道:“你为什么会以为番茄酱是鲜血?” Won't the normal people be vigilant? 正常人都不会那么警惕吧? Un......” Asakawa Naoki hesitates for a half second, told the facts, I was looking at famous spy Kornan recently, thinks that had the bloody incidents.” “嗯……”浅川直树沉吟半秒,实话实说,“我最近在看名侦探柯南,以为发生了流血事件。” „......” “……” Kirisu Mafuyu moves pink lips, the order said: Later is all right little looks at Kornan.” 桐须真冬动了动粉唇,命令道:“以后没事少看柯南。” Understood.” “明白。” The Asakawa Naoki earnest nod, tided over the life and death crisis for the time being, a moment ago what happened?” 浅川直树认真点头,暂且渡过生死危机,“刚才发生了什么事情?” „...... The crimson rapid dissipation on Kirisu Mafuyu face, again was a moment ago intense, bit the cherry lips saying that I was cleaning the room a moment ago, tomorrow is to throw the day of trash, prepared to reorganize to discard this trash of throwing.” Cutting out ketchup packing box time......” Kirisu Mafuyu presses firmly between the fingers the lower hem corner subconsciously, on the face reveals the rare fear and soft, suddenly runs a cockroach.” “刚才……”桐须真冬脸上的绯红迅速消散,再次紧张起来,咬着樱唇说,“我刚才在打扫房间,明天是扔垃圾的日子,准备把该扔的垃圾整理好扔掉。”“裁剪番茄酱包装盒的时候……”桐须真冬下意识捏住衣角,脸上露出难得一见的害怕与柔软,“忽然跑出来一只蟑螂。” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” Originally met the female student natural enemy, no wonder will be flustered. 原来是遇到了女生天敌,难怪会如此慌张。 Cockroach gadget is very strange, might as well finger big of ordinary person, the relaxedness can be run over and die obviously, actually the to subdue|grams total biological son, can lose control probably sanely, falls into loses presence of mind flustered, the losing wisdom condition of loud scream, ten female students saw the cockroach, nine will scream. 蟑螂这玩意儿很奇怪,明明还不如普通人的一根手指头大,轻松就能碾死,却像是克总的亲儿子,可以让人理智失控,陷入慌张失措、大声尖叫的失智状态,十个女生见了蟑螂,有九个会尖叫。 In fact is not only the female student, many male students will see the cockroach to scream, if later had the cockroach mother to hold the concert, could achieve 100% scream achievements, went down in history! 事实上不仅是女生,许多男生见了蟑螂都会尖叫,如果以后有蟑螂娘开演唱会,说不定能够达成百分之百的尖叫成就,名垂青史啊! Do not look that Kirisu Mafuyu is serious in the school, was called Taciturn Cold Beauty, But in front of the cockroach, radically is a weak one, in Utility Knife as for her hand, has to say Waste Sorting of Japan. 别看桐须真冬在学校严肃认真,被人称为【不苟言笑的冷美人】,但在蟑螂面前,根本就是个弱者,至于她手中的美工刀,就不得不说一下日本的垃圾分类了。 Japan is in the world Waste Sorting requests the strictest country, not only formulated many and trash related laws and regulations, the trash type has the especially detailed division. 日本可谓是世界上垃圾分类要求最严格的国家,不但制定了多项和垃圾有关的法律法规,垃圾种类更有格外详细的划分。 For example one bottle of ordinary mineral spring thermo, must first twist off the bottle cap, one side puts alone, is the bottle of body plastic label, finally throws bottle of bodies, because the three are not a trash. 比如一瓶普通的矿泉水瓶,首先要将瓶盖拧开,单独放到一边,然后是瓶身上的塑料标签,最后才是扔瓶身,因为三者并不是一种垃圾。 As for carton and ketchup and so on paper packing, after must cut, booth puts down and air dries, can regard the trash to discard. 至于牛奶盒与番茄酱之类的纸质包装,要剪开、摊平、晾干以后,才能当成垃圾扔掉。 Asakawa Naoki: „Did I help you catch the cockroach in the past?” 浅川直树:“我过去帮你抓蟑螂?” Kirisu Mafuyu turns head: „...... 桐须真冬扭头:“……嗯。”
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