Asakawa Naokiguessedmistakenly, out of the doorwas notdelinquent girl, butwasobedient kittySensei of next door.浅川直树猜错了,门外并非是不良少女,而是隔壁的软猫老师。ButKirisu Mafuyuat this momentmakespeopleverynervous.
只不过此刻的桐须真冬让人很慌。
The palecomplexion, messyhair, the gloomylook, Utility Knife in hand, the dark-redliquid on clothes...... associatesto happened inrooftop‚bloodinstantaneouslyfinallyend.’
苍白的脸色,凌乱的发丝,晦暗的眼神,手中的美工刀,还有衣服上的暗红色液体……让人瞬间联想到了发生在天台上的‘鲜血之终末。’Looking in the eyes.
四目相对。Nextquarter.
下一刻。„Bang.”
“砰。”
The Asakawa Naokidoorclosessilently.浅川直树默默将门关上。„Youopen the door.”
“你开门。”
The Kirisu Mafuyusoundpassed from out of the doorspookily.桐须真冬的声音从门外幽幽传了进来。At this time the foolwill open the door, goes outto bring death! As the saying goes after the blackening , the battle efficiencyrises dramaticallytentimes, evenoneselfisEsper, yourUtility Knife in hand to, mightdieas beforevery much!
这种时候笨蛋才会开门,出去送死么!俗话说黑化以后战斗力暴增十倍,就算自己是超能力者,对上你手中的美工刀,依旧很有可能会死啊!Why can Mafuyu-chanmassacreoneself?小真冬为什么要杀掉自己?could it befromcame back from the future, becauseoneselfhas thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later, can therefore massacreoneself?难道是从未来穿越回来,因为自己始乱终弃,所以要将自己杀掉?Do not crack a joke!
别开玩笑了!AsSensei, let aloneyoudo not know the grandmotherparadox! Eitherlets slipbecause of the all kinds ofreason, eitherisoneself of anotherworldline, youfound fault the person!
身为老师,别说你不知道祖母悖论啊!要么因为各种各样的原因而失手,要么就是另个世界线的自己,你找错人了啊!„Opens the doora bit fasterLet me in.” The Kirisu Mafuyusoundis intense, „seemedsomepeopleto go upstairs.”
“快点开门让我进去。”桐须真冬声音紧张,“好像有人上楼了。”TakesUtility Knifeto killto visit, unexpectedlyis also afraidbyothersis seen?
都已经拿着美工刀杀上门了,居然还害怕被别人看见?
The one had only known, youare honestathomeare treating!
早知如此,你就老老实实在家待着啊!„Hū——”
“呼——”Asakawa Naokiinspiresgently, the rapiddoorpulls open, thenholdsKirisu Mafuyuto take the wrist/skill of Utility Knife, hauls incorridorher.浅川直树轻轻吸了口气,迅速将门拉开,然后一把抓住桐须真冬拿着美工刀的手腕,将她拉进玄关。„Bang!”
“砰!”
The doorcloses.
房门关上。Asakawa Naokigrabs the wrist/skill of Kirisu Mafuyu, anotherhandsupportsin the Mafuyu-chantop of the head, obedient kittySenseikabedoningate.浅川直树抓着桐须真冬的手腕,另一只手撑在小真冬头顶,将软猫老师壁咚在门上。„What do youmake?”
“你做什么?”Kirisu Mafuyubitespink lips, shamesto lookangry, „makes waya bit faster.”桐须真冬咬住粉唇,羞恼望来,“快点让开。”
Before has not cleared the dangerouswarning, let aloneyouareSensei, even the younger sisterwill not let loose!
没有解除危险警报以前,别说你是老师,就算是妹妹也不会放开啊!Asakawa Naokicarefullyobservesfrontobedient kittySensei, elegantfacepaleat the same time, obviouslyalsoonewipesblushing, smelled the nose, but can also smelllightliquorair/Qi, knits the brows:浅川直树仔细观察面前的软猫老师,俏脸苍白的同时,明显还有一抹浅浅的红晕,嗅了嗅鼻子,还能闻到一股淡淡的酒气,皱眉道:„Do youdrinktoday?”
“你今天又喝酒了?”Kirisu Mafuyurepliedsubconsciously: „Drank a point......”桐须真冬下意识回答:“喝了一点……”In the handtakesUtility Knife that stains the blood, youdid not drink a point, butdrank the fragment! Turned intometropolishorror filmfemale protagonistfrom the work placefemale teacherdirectly, drankhow muchadulterated liquorto turn intothisappearance!
手上拿着沾满鲜血的美工刀,你不是喝了一点,而是喝断片了吧!直接从职场女教师变成了都市恐怖片女主角,到底喝了多少假酒才会变成这副模样啊!„Youandyoufirstmake way.”
“你、你先让开。”„Iasked that saidagain.”
“等我问完再说。”
The Asakawa Naokiattitudeis strong , to continue kabedonobedient kittySensei.浅川直树态度强硬,继续壁咚软猫老师。AlsoisKirisu Mafuyudrinks, did not haveto comethoroughlysoberly, if usually, kabedonthismatterdon't even think about it.
也就是桐须真冬喝了酒,还没有彻底清醒过来,如果是平时,壁咚这种事情想都别想。„Matter that hada moment agofrom beginning to end, does not omit a single wordtellsme.” The Asakawa Naokiordersaid.
“把刚才发生的事情原原本本,一字不漏地告诉我。”浅川直树命令道。„YouspokewithSenseiwiththistoneunexpectedly......”
“你居然用这种语气跟老师说话……”„Saida bit faster.”
“快点说。”obedient kittySenseibites the cherry lips, shamesto be angry: „Ihelp the directorprocess the official businessin the school, probablysixo'clock and colleagueslefttogether, go toizakayato eat a thing, drankseveralglasses of liquor, thenhas not gone toKTV, a personsattramto come back......”软猫老师咬住樱唇,羞恼道:“我在学校帮理事长处理公务,大概六点钟和同事一道离开,去居酒屋吃了点东西,喝了几杯酒,然后没去KTV,一个人坐电车回来……”„Do severalo'clockleavefromizakaya?”
“几点钟从居酒屋离开?”„Probably7 : 30.”
“好像是七点半钟。”„Was could it beon the road that youcame backmetstalker?”
“难道是你回来的路上遇到了跟踪狂?”Asakawa Naokithought of another possibility.浅川直树想到了另一种可能。
If stalker, cannotwaste the timehere, musteliminate the crimeevidenceas soon as possible, the forgealibi, deletes the monitoringvideo recording......
假如是跟踪狂,就不能在这里浪费时间了,必须尽快消灭犯罪证据,伪造不在场证明,删除监控录像……„Wherehasstalker?”obedient kittySenseifrownsgently, „do not frightenme.”
“哪有跟踪狂?”软猫老师轻轻蹙眉,“你别吓我。”Added?
还说没有?Onroad that youlast week and colleaguedined together, didn't meetoneto trackyourperson?
你上周和同事聚餐回来的路上,不是遇到过一个跟踪你的人吗?oneselfgoes outto pullyou!
还是自己出门把你牵回来的呢!„Wait.”
“等等。”Asakawa Naokisuddenlydiscovered that situationsomeare not right.浅川直树忽然发现情况有些不对劲。HeapproachesKirisu Mafuyu, made an effortto smellunder the flavor, the nasal cavity can only smell the shampoo the fragrance, such asorchidlike snakeelegantly simpledelicate fragrance.
他凑近桐须真冬,使劲嗅了下味道,鼻腔只能闻到洗发水的香气,还有一股如兰似麝的淡雅幽香。„What do youmake?”Kirisu Mafuyustruggles, even if the obedient kittyshape, will not makeAsakawa Naokirun amuck, „knows when to stoptome!”
“你做什么?”桐须真冬挣扎起来,哪怕是软猫形态,也不会让浅川直树胡作非为,“给我适可而止一些啊!”„Does not have the smell of blood.”
“没有血腥味。”Fromis so near, ifKirisu Mafuyujustran overfrom the scene, bodydefinitelywill have the flavor of blood, ispresentbodyexcept for the fragranceor the fragrance.
距离这么近,如果桐须真冬刚刚从现场跑过来,身上肯定会有鲜血的味道,可是现在身上除了香气还是香气。Asakawa Naokigrabs the wrist/skill of Kirisu Mafuyu, lifts the right hand of obedient kittySenseifront, as forgraspedUtility Knifeinhand, naturallyis the earliest possible timedisarmsto discard.浅川直树抓着桐须真冬的手腕,将软猫老师的右手举到面前,至于原本握在手上的美工刀,自然是第一时间缴械扔掉。
The Kirisu Mafuyuright handis icy cold, on the fingertipmoistensis wipingdark red.桐须真冬右手冰凉,指尖上沾着一抹暗红。„Color...... someare not right.”
“颜色……有些不对。”„Heard that does not have the flavor of blood.”
“闻起来也没有鲜血的味道。”„could it besaid that is......”
“难道说是……”Forunderstandinghappyfinallyhas doubtsa little, felt relievedthoroughly,Asakawa Naokihesitanta halfsecond, opened mouthincludingobedient kittySenseislenderfinger.
为了解开心中的最后一点儿疑惑,彻底放下心来,浅川直树犹豫半秒,张嘴含住了软猫老师的纤细手指。„Flavoris a little sweet.”
“味道有点甜。”Asakawa Naokirelaxes: „Right, thisis the ketchup.”浅川直树松了口气:“没错了,这是番茄酱。”„Your you......”obedient kittySenseiopen the eye, becauseoriginallycoldlyandtight and slightlypaleelegantface, becomes flushedat the visiblespeedfast, „youare makinganything!!”
“你你你……”软猫老师睁大眼睛,原本因为寒冷和紧张而略显苍白的俏脸,以肉眼可见的速度飞快涨红,“你在做什么呢!!”Thisalsowithsaying?
这还用说?Naturallyis tastingyourfingerflavor, unexpectedlyis the sour and sweettomatotaste, immediatelyyoutold‚flavoris very good, Thanks for the Meal’!
当然是在尝你手指的味道了,居然是酸酸甜甜的番茄味,马上就跟你说一句‘味道很棒,多谢款待’啊!„Buzz.”
“嗡。”
Under the intenseashamedheartsurges, the Kirisu Mafuyumoisteyepupilleftsuddenlywiped the endlesssharpness, as if the lightningcut the expansive sky, obviouslysoberedfrom the alcoholic intoxicationshape.
强烈的羞耻心激荡下,桐须真冬湿润的眼眸忽然多出了一抹无尽的锋锐,仿佛闪电划破长空,显然是从醉酒形态清醒了过来。„kāchā.”
“咔嚓嚓。”
The sound of coldfrostfreezeresounds, the temperature in airdropsfast, to the severely coldpiercingsituation, onall aroundwallhadin a flashfrostcongealsfast, the inexhaustiblechill in the airas ifmustgive the entireEarthfrozen.
寒霜冻结的声音响起,空气中的温度飞快下降,转瞬到了严寒刺骨的地步,四周的墙壁上有冰霜飞快凝结,无穷无尽的寒意似乎要将整个地球都给冰封。„I'm sorry, Imade a mistake, pleaseforgiveme!”
“对不起,我错了,请原谅我!”Asakawa Naoki conducts to apologizedecisivelythirdeven/including, the personhas tolower the headunder the eaves, „Ithinkam the blood, was collecting evidencea moment ago.”浅川直树果断进行道歉三连,人在屋檐下不得不低头,“我以为是鲜血,刚才正在取证。”„Blood?”
“鲜血?”Kirisu Mafuyulooks downto the dark-redmaterial on clothesandhand, under the dimlight, trulylooks like the bloodat first sightvery much.桐须真冬低头看向衣服和手上的暗红色物质,黯淡灯光下,乍一看确实很像鲜血。However......
不过……Scratchesfinger that Asakawa Naokicontaineda moment ago, Kirisu Mafuyuelegantfaceglazed frost, ineyepupilshamesalmost to floodangry, coldlysaid: „Commits suicide.”
擦了擦浅川直树刚才含住的手指,桐须真冬俏脸凝霜,眼眸中的羞恼几乎要满溢出来,冷冷道:“自尽吧。”„Pleasemustgiveme a redeeming oneself through good worksopportunity.”
“请务必给我一个戴罪立功的机会。”
On the hand and clothesis the tomato juices, obviouslyis not the bloodend, Asakawa Naokifelt relievedfinally, althoughstill the cause and effect of not clearmatter, butwithout a doubt, Kirisu Mafuyudefinitelyexperienced anything, flurriedunderwill make the ketchupinbody.
手上和衣服上都是番茄汁,显然不是鲜血的终末,浅川直树放下心来,虽然仍不清楚事情的前因后果,但毫无疑问,桐须真冬肯定是遇到了什么事儿,才会慌乱之下把番茄酱弄在身上。Kirisu Mafuyubites the lipindignantly, shamesasksangry: „Whyyouthink that the ketchupis the blood?”桐须真冬愤愤咬住下嘴唇,羞恼问道:“你为什么会以为番茄酱是鲜血?”
Won't the normal peoplebe vigilant?
正常人都不会那么警惕吧?„Un......”Asakawa Naokihesitates for a halfsecond, told the facts, „Iwas looking atfamousspyKornanrecently, thinks that had the bloody incidents.”
“嗯……”浅川直树沉吟半秒,实话实说,“我最近在看名侦探柯南,以为发生了流血事件。”„......”
“……”Kirisu Mafuyumovespink lips, the ordersaid: „Lateris all rightlittlelooks atKornan.”桐须真冬动了动粉唇,命令道:“以后没事少看柯南。”„Understood.”
“明白。”
The Asakawa Naokiearnestnod, tided over the life and deathcrisisfor the time being, „a moment agowhat happened?”浅川直树认真点头,暂且渡过生死危机,“刚才发生了什么事情?”„...... The crimsonrapiddissipation on Kirisu Mafuyuface, againwas a moment ago intense”, bit the cherry lips saying that „Iwas cleaning the rooma moment ago, tomorrowisto throw the day of trash, preparedto reorganizeto discard this trash of throwing.”„Cutting outketchuppacking boxtime......”Kirisu Mafuyupresses firmly between the fingers the lower hem cornersubconsciously, on the facereveals the rarefearandsoft, „suddenlyruns a cockroach.”
“刚才……”桐须真冬脸上的绯红迅速消散,再次紧张起来,咬着樱唇说,“我刚才在打扫房间,明天是扔垃圾的日子,准备把该扔的垃圾整理好扔掉。”“裁剪番茄酱包装盒的时候……”桐须真冬下意识捏住衣角,脸上露出难得一见的害怕与柔软,“忽然跑出来一只蟑螂。”Asakawa Naoki: „......”浅川直树:“……”Originallymet the female studentnatural enemy, no wonderwill be flustered.
原来是遇到了女生天敌,难怪会如此慌张。Cockroachgadgetis very strange, might as wellfingerbig of ordinaryperson, the relaxednesscanbe run over and dieobviously, actually the to subdue|gramstotalbiologicalson, canlose controlprobablysanely, falls intoloses presence of mindflustered, the losingwisdomcondition of loudscream, tenfemale studentssaw the cockroach, ninewill scream.
蟑螂这玩意儿很奇怪,明明还不如普通人的一根手指头大,轻松就能碾死,却像是克总的亲儿子,可以让人理智失控,陷入慌张失措、大声尖叫的失智状态,十个女生见了蟑螂,有九个会尖叫。In fact is not only the female student, manymale studentswill see the cockroachto scream, iflaterhad the cockroachmotherto hold the concert, couldachieve100%screamachievements, went down in history!
事实上不仅是女生,许多男生见了蟑螂都会尖叫,如果以后有蟑螂娘开演唱会,说不定能够达成百分之百的尖叫成就,名垂青史啊!Do not look that Kirisu Mafuyuis seriousin the school, was called【Taciturn Cold Beauty】, Butin front of the cockroach, radicallyis a weak one, inUtility Knifeas forherhand, has tosayWaste Sorting of Japan.
别看桐须真冬在学校严肃认真,被人称为【不苟言笑的冷美人】,但在蟑螂面前,根本就是个弱者,至于她手中的美工刀,就不得不说一下日本的垃圾分类了。Japanisin the worldWaste Sortingrequests the strictestcountry, not onlyformulatedmany and trashrelatedlaws and regulations, the trashtypehas the especiallydetaileddivision.
日本可谓是世界上垃圾分类要求最严格的国家,不但制定了多项和垃圾有关的法律法规,垃圾种类更有格外详细的划分。For exampleonebottle of ordinarymineral springthermo, must first twist off the bottle cap, one side putsalone, is the bottle of bodyplasticlabel, finallythrowsbottle of bodies, because the threeare not a trash.
比如一瓶普通的矿泉水瓶,首先要将瓶盖拧开,单独放到一边,然后是瓶身上的塑料标签,最后才是扔瓶身,因为三者并不是一种垃圾。As forcartonandketchupand so on paperpacking, after mustcut, boothputs downandair dries, canregard the trashto discard.
至于牛奶盒与番茄酱之类的纸质包装,要剪开、摊平、晾干以后,才能当成垃圾扔掉。Asakawa Naoki: „Did Ihelpyoucatch the cockroachin the past?”浅川直树:“我过去帮你抓蟑螂?”Kirisu Mafuyuturns head: „...... ”桐须真冬扭头:“……嗯。”
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