TSDNSP :: Volume #2

#192: Is superpower ahoge?


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This ahoge has the strangeness greatly.” “这根呆毛大有古怪。” Looks ahoge that in the silver-haired loli top of the head rocks gently, the Asakawa Naoki careful retrieval remembers, then draws the conclusion. 看着银发萝莉头顶上轻轻晃动的呆毛,浅川直树仔细检索记忆,然后得出结论。 No. 没有。 The Asakawa Naoki memory is very clear, in the afternoon on drill ground P.E Class, in the Ootori Koharu top of the head simply does not have ahoge to exist together. 浅川直树记忆很清楚,下午在操场一起上体育课的时候,凤小春头顶上根本没有呆毛存在。 Did she grow ahoge in a short time? 她在短时间内长出了一根呆毛 Said wears sequela that the hat does not have carefully? 还是说戴帽子不小心留下的后遗症? Also or...... Ootori Koharu superpower is awakens is the ahoge young girl, can collect the strength of complaining with ahoge, then changes the body like Magical Girl? Fight 又或者……凤小春超能力是觉醒为呆毛少女,能够用呆毛收集吐槽之力,然后像魔法少女一样变身?战斗 Possibility temporarily so many.” “可能性暂时就这么多。” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head to look, looks to uneasy, the probably small hamster such shrinks one group of silver-haired loli: Then conducts the confirmation.” 浅川直树低头望去,看向惴惴不安,像是小仓鼠那样缩成一团的银发萝莉:“接下来就是进行验证了。” „Are you all right?” “你没事吧?” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head to look, warm sound said. 浅川直树低头望去,温声说道。 „, Has not been all right......” “没、没事……” Ootori Koharu looks down the tip of the toe, hears word rushes to shake the head, ahoge on top of the head also swings, a subtle familiarity heads on. 凤小春低头看着脚尖,闻言赶忙摇头,头顶上的呆毛随之摇摆,一股微妙的熟悉感扑面而来。 Meow ~ “喵~” cute meow the cry blurted out again, the sound like that person, probably the cotton candy equally is of pleasant to hear gentle. 一声可爱的喵叫声再次脱口而出,声如其人,像是棉花糖一样轻柔好听。 Ootori Koharu hurries to lift the hand to cover up the cherry lips, the small face catches the red color at the visible speed, and is not meow!” 凤小春慌忙抬手掩住樱唇,小脸以肉眼可见的速度染上绯色,“不、不是的喵!” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” Hey, which type this strange mouth hobby is to make! could it be said that ahoge is only the good-looking but useless goods of camouflage, true superpower changes body Cat Girl! 喂喂,这奇怪的口癖是闹哪样!难道呆毛只是伪装的样子货,真正的超能力是变身猫娘嘛! Has ahoge also to need to recall, but the Asakawa Naoki memory is very clear, this silver-haired loli last week and oneself speech time, absolutely without this mouth hobby! 有没有呆毛还需要回忆一下,但浅川直树记忆很清楚,这只银发萝莉上周和自己说话的时候,绝对没有这种口癖啊! Seeing Asakawa Naoki keeps mouth shut, silver-haired loli bashfully was more embarrassed, in the sea of equally deep blue eye pupil sky floats off quickly the dim mist, holds school bag to turn around to run, what a pity considers is only running has not paid attention to the under foot, was stumbled by the stair, to moe the bamboo fence place the posture to knock down again. 浅川直树默然无语,银发萝莉更羞窘了,天空之海一样湛蓝的眼眸中很快浮起朦胧的雾气,抱着书包转身就跑,可惜只顾着跑没注意脚下,被台阶一绊,再次以萌虎落地的姿势扑倒在地。 Asakawa Naoki looks subconsciously. 浅川直树下意识望去。 Wipes on behalf of the young girl pure white cotton material heaves in sight, above also has pink cute little bear. 一抹代表少女纯洁的白色布料映入眼帘,上面还有一只粉色的可爱小熊。 Obviously like elementary student delicate and exquisite, the curve of body actually accidental/surprised attractive, under the setting sun pale golden afterglow, the buttocks clearly formed an affection shape. 明明像小学生一样娇小玲珑,身体的曲线却意外诱人,在夕阳的淡金色余晖下,臀部分明形成了一颗爱心的形状。 The affection icon of input method bringing, are not related with the heart from the beginning, a little people of biological general knowledge know slightly, the heart of human is asymmetrical, the developer had said explicitly the affection actually represented the buttocks! 输入法自带的爱心图标,从一开始就和心脏没有关系,稍微有点儿生物学常识的人都知道,人类的心脏根本不对称,开发者明确说过爱心其实代表了屁股啊! Now looks like really right, is not only the buttocks, but also the buttocks of female student, the male student will not have such perfect shape! 现在看来果然没错,不但是屁股,而且还是女生的屁股,男生才不会有这么完美的形状啊! Calm.” “冷静。” Is affection that's all, this type of thing simply does not have the attractive place!” “不过是爱心而已,这种东西根本没有诱人的地方!” Asakawa Naoki controls oneself to put aside the vision rapidly, looks again, perhaps will be regarded pervert, simply did not have the opportunity confirmation suspicion. 浅川直树迅速控制自己移开目光,再看下去,说不定会被当成痴汉,根本没机会验证猜想了。 Hand gives me.” Asakawa Naoki arrives in front of silver-haired loli. “手给我。”浅川直树走到银发萝莉面前。 The Ootori Koharu eye tearful lifts the pupil looks like, then extends the small hand timidly. 凤小春眼泪汪汪地抬眸看来,然后怯怯伸出小手。 Asakawa Naoki grips gently, only feels soft exquisite, icy cold, grasping is especially comfortable in the hand, in the hand makes an effort slightly, will throw silver-haired loli who the street falls to the ground. 浅川直树轻轻握住,只觉得柔软细腻,冰冰凉凉,握在手中格外舒服,手上稍稍用力,将扑街倒地的银发萝莉拉了起来。 Breaks?” “有没有摔伤?” Asakawa Naoki lets go to ask. 浅川直树松手问道。 „......” Silver-haired loli has not extended rapidly the small hand behind, reorganized a skirt quietly, is blushing said low voice, I'm sorry, put to trouble to you meow.” “没有……”银发萝莉迅速将小手伸到背后,悄悄整理了一下裙子,然后红着脸小声说,“对不起,给你添麻烦了喵。” Should say the person who is sorry is I am right.” Asakawa Naoki said, was I frightened you a moment ago?” “该说抱歉的人是我才对。”浅川直树说道,“刚才是我吓到你了吧?” Without that matter!” “才没有那回事!” Ootori Koharu rushes to shake the head, „is actually......” 凤小春赶忙摇头,“其实是……” Told only half, the silver-haired loli’s light cherry lips sipped quickly, on the face shows the worried and ashamed mixed expression. 说到一半,银发萝莉薄薄的樱唇很快抿了起来,脸上露出苦恼和羞耻混杂的表情。 Good opportunity.” “好机会。” The Asakawa Naoki spirit inspires, extends the right hand, fell in the silver-haired loli’s top of the head gently. 浅川直树精神一振,伸出右手,轻轻落在了银发萝莉的头顶上。 Meow?” “喵?” Ootori Koharu looks dull, the small face surges crimson at the visible speed. 凤小春呆呆望来,小脸以肉眼可见的速度涌起绯红。 Still remembers that last week I to you have spoken the words?” Asakawa Naoki lowers the head to look. “还记得上周我跟你说过的话吗?”浅川直树低头望去。 What words meow?” “什么话喵?” If comes across the strange matter, must tell me.” Asakawa Naoki smooth hair, said calmly gently at the same time, I could help you explain.” “如果遇到奇怪的事情,务必跟我说。”浅川直树不动声色地轻轻顺毛,一边说道,“我或许可以帮你解答。” That, that......” “那、那个……” Was shifted on the attention silver-haired loli face to show the puzzled expression by Asakawa Naoki, temporarily forgets by ashamed of smooth hair, whatever Asakawa Naoki rubs, even the subconsciousness is rubbing the palm of Asakawa Naoki with the top of the head gently. 浅川直树转移了注意力的银发萝莉脸上露出纠结的表情,暂时忘记被顺毛的羞耻,任由浅川直树揉来揉去,甚至下意识用头顶轻轻蹭着浅川直树的掌心。 Ootori Koharu is very depressed. 凤小春很郁闷。 Yesterday morning a sleep/felt woke up, this thinks was as usual ordinary in the weekend, oneself is looking to be all right to brush Twitter, had a look at manga, then made several pictures, when finally she said good morning, the issue emerged suddenly. 昨天早上一觉醒来,本以为是和往常一样的平凡周末,自己在看没事刷刷推特,看看漫画,然后拍几张照片,结果当她开口说‘早上好’的时候,问题忽然出现。 Good morning meow.” “早上好喵。” Strange meow.” “奇怪喵。” oneself how meow?” 自己怎么了喵?” After an experiment, the Ootori Koharu quick discovery, the oneself speech had the ashamed mouth hobby suddenly, from the beginning also thinks accidentally/surprisingly, but when she has the consciousness control, the accident/surprise had —— 一番实验后,凤小春很快发现,自己说话忽然出现了羞耻的口癖,一开始还以为只是意外,但当她有意识控制的时候,意外发生了—— Cannot stop completely. 完全停不下来。 So long as spoke, will have the ashamed mouth hobby. 只要说话,就会出现羞耻的口癖。 Probably a person wakes up in the morning, suddenly turned into the stutter, how wants is very strange. 就好像一个人早上醒来,忽然变成了结巴,怎么想都很奇怪。 Ootori Koharu thought of Asakawa Naoki at that time, the plan said that to the Asakawa Naoki hear, finally thinks it over, endured, the speech takes the ashamed mouth hobby suddenly, how this matter feels all right to say! 凤小春当时就想到了浅川直树,本打算说给浅川直树听,最后思来想去,还是忍了下来,说话忽然带上羞耻的口癖,这种事情怎么好意思说出口啊! Asakawa-san definitely thinks that I am a female student who that type has no sense of shame and sells to sprout/moe intentionally? 浅川同学肯定以为我是那种不知羞耻、故意卖萌的女生吧? Perhaps tomorrow will be good? 说不定明天就好了呢? Good oneself does not have the friend in the school, does not need to greet with others, the Photography Club member is almost invisible ghost, don't worry. 还好自己在学校没有朋友,也不需要和别人打招呼,摄影部的成员差不多都是隐形幽灵,不用担心。 Is embracing such idea, Ootori Koharu passed quietly Monday a day, this thinks that can go home calmly and steadily, has not thought that met Asakawa Naoki. 怀抱着这样的想法,凤小春悄然度过了月曜日的一天,本以为可以安安稳稳回到家,没想到遇上了浅川直树 Seeing the Ootori Koharu look hesitates, afraid to say a word, Asakawa Naoki said quickly: Having the special hobby is very normal.” 凤小春眼神犹豫,吞吞吐吐,浅川直树很快道:“有特殊爱好很正常。” Meow?” “喵?” Asakawa Naoki moves away the hand calmly, looks ahoge that the Ootori Koharu top of the head raises up again: Mouth hobby very cute.” 浅川直树不动声色地将手拿开,看着凤小春头顶再次竖起的呆毛:“口癖很可爱。” Very and very cute......” “很、很可爱……” On the silver-haired loli face soon has crimson surging that big wipes, as if by the maple leaf that the autumn chill gradually influences, fiery red. 银发萝莉脸上很快有大抹的绯红涌起,仿佛被秋意熏染的枫叶,一片火红。 You misunderstood.” Ootori Koharu is pinching the lower hem corner anxiously, made excuses, I do not know why like this, will appear suddenly meow.” “你误会了。”凤小春紧张捏着衣角,支支吾吾说,“我也不知道为什么会这样,忽然就出现了喵。” Was discovered secret by Asakawa Naoki, although is very ashamed, pours also has the advantage, for example does not need to lift the hand to cover mouth. 浅川直树发现了‘秘密’,虽然很羞耻,倒也不是没有好处,比如不需要抬手捂嘴了。 Silver-haired loli lifts the pupil to look quietly, wants to know that Asakawa Naoki can laugh at oneself, seeing the Asakawa Naoki complexion is usual, relaxes quietly. 银发萝莉悄悄抬眸望来,想要知道浅川直树会不会笑话自己,见浅川直树面色如常,悄悄松了口气。 ( Does not want to be sold girl who moe by the Asakawa-san misunderstanding maliciously!) (才不想被浅川同学误会为恶意卖萌的女孩子!) ( To be all right in heart, opens the mouth to have a hobby......) (在心里面想就没事,一开口就会有口癖……) ( Why can like this?) (到底为什么会这样呢?) Very sorry.” Asakawa Naoki bows the apology, should be my reason.” “很抱歉。”浅川直树鞠躬道歉,“应该是我的缘故。” hey?” ?” Still remembers that last week helped your dusk board the matter?” Asakawa Naoki said. “还记得上周帮你擦黑板的事情吗?”浅川直树说道。 Remembers.” Silver-haired loli nods subconsciously. “记得。”银发萝莉下意识点头。 Asakawa Naoki extends the right hand, grasps forward, a falling gently leaf immediately static in midair. 浅川直树伸出右手,向前一握,一片飘落的树叶顿时静止在了半空中。 Ootori Koharu opens the eye, expression cute. 凤小春睁大眼睛,表情呆萌 If you see.” Asakawa Naoki loosens the hand, making the leaf fall gently, I am one......” “如你所见。”浅川直树松开手,让树叶重新飘落,“我是一名……” Magician meow?” Silver-haired loli looks up, the pupil light is sparking, a moment ago was in the movie controlling rain technique?” 魔法师喵?”银发萝莉抬头望来,眸光闪亮,“刚才是电影里面的控雨术?” oneself can control the rainwater like that movie actually, but the physical exertion is a major problem, it is estimated that can only same be five seconds of real man with three blades! 自己倒是能够像那部电影一样控制雨水,但体力消耗是个大问题,估计只能和蛮三刀一样做五秒钟的真男人啊! That is a magician, is not Magician.” “那是魔术师,不是魔法师。” Ootori Koharu tilts the head: Almost?” 凤小春歪头:“差不多吧?” The difference were many! How the magic makes one praise to the heavens again, builds the deceit human eye ball using the item the optical illusion, essentially is one of the deceitful trick, the magic is another strong productive forces that and science opposes! 差多了啊!魔术再怎么让人叹为观止,都只是运用道具营造出欺骗人眼球的视觉错觉,本质上是骗术的一种,魔法是和科学相对立的另一种强大生产力啊! Asakawa Naoki looks at «Harry Potter» time, had discovered the truth of magic world, Magician seemingly feels self-important, is not willing to contact with ordinary numb Gua, but on the mouth was saying does not contact with human, which the food , clothing , housing and transportation same depend entirely on the product that the magic must come? 浅川直树看《哈利波特》的时候,就已经发现了魔法世界的真相,魔法师看起来骄傲自大,不愿意和普通麻瓜接触,但嘴上说着不和人类接触,吃穿住行哪一样是全靠魔法得来的产物? On this mouth does not want, body honest behavior, no wonder will reveal only part of the truth to hide in the world corner! 这种嘴上不要,身体老实的行为,难怪会藏头露尾躲在世界角落呢! „...... Almost.” “……差不多吧。” Asakawa Naoki does not have explanation difference, does not know in any case the world has other Magician or Esper, the identity issue is unimportant. 浅川直树没有解释其中的区别,反正也不知道世界上有没有其他的魔法师或者超能力者,身份问题并不重要。 On that day you helped me pat the clothes, non- caution......” Asakawa Naoki explained the situation, in brief, was this.” “那天你帮我拍衣服,不小心触电……”浅川直树将情况解释一遍,“总而言之,就是这样了。” Felt relieved meow.” “放心了喵。” Silver-haired loli lifted the hand to pat the chest, then said: „Can Asakawa-san, untie my body magic? The speech always has a hobby to feel strange meow.” 银发萝莉抬手拍了拍胸口,然后说:“浅川同学,能不能解开我身上的魔法?说话总是有口癖太奇怪了喵。” Sorry, temporarily cannot.” Asakawa Naoki shakes the head, „the present was too weak, later could.” “抱歉,暂时不能。”浅川直树摇头,“现在太弱了,以后或许可以。” That and that I little spoke recently meow......” “那、那我最近少说话喵……” Ootori Koharu does not have actually extremely puzzled, although the mouth hobby is very ashamed, but she usually the alone person, rarely needs to speak with others, even spoke, will not annoy troublesome. 凤小春倒是没有太过纠结,口癖虽然很羞耻,但她平时孤零零一个人,很少需要和别人说话,就算说话,也不会惹出来麻烦。 During the speeches, two people arrive at Tram Stop unknowingly. 说话间,两人不知不觉走到电车站 Asakawa-san, I went back meow.” 浅川同学,我回去了喵。” The Ootori Koharu standing firm footsteps, wave to say goodbye, hair and skirt are placed in the wind flutter gently, in addition the gentle mouth hobby, seems like especially cute. 凤小春站定脚步,挥手道别,发丝和裙摆在风中轻轻飘扬,再加上轻轻柔柔的口癖,看起来格外可爱 Tomorrow sees.” Asakawa Naoki, the urging said that „......, if encounters other situations again, remembers that informs me momentarily.” “明天见。”浅川直树顿了顿,叮嘱道,“……如果再遇到其它情况,记得随时通知我。” Hobby, perhaps yes So long as spoke, must with meow ending superpower, the human and animals are harmless, does not need excessively to pay attention, but in the Ootori Koharu top of the head that real ahoge, making Asakawa Naoki think that the situation is not simple. 只是口癖也就罢了,说不定是【只要说话,就要以喵结尾】的超能力,人畜无害,无需过多关注,但凤小春头顶上那根货真价实的呆毛,让浅川直树觉得情况并不简单。 Is good to want with delinquent girl to be different, does not need to use Kiss of Seal skill to eliminate the influence, really to Ootori Koharu said that wants to change makes me kiss, will definitely frighten turns around to run? 好在只要和不良少女不同,就不需要使用‘接吻封印’技能消除影响,真跟凤小春说‘想变回来就让我亲一下’,肯定会吓得转身就跑吧? Knew meow.” “知道了喵。” The silver-haired loli voice is clear, treads the tread tread to step onto tram, tomorrow will see.” 银发萝莉声音清脆好听,蹬蹬蹬走上电车,“明天见。” Gazes after the opposite party to leave, Asakawa Naoki turns around to walk toward the apartment. 目送对方离开,浅川直树转身向公寓走去。 Does not have the words. 一路无话。 In an instant to evening's 8 o'clock, Asakawa Naoki was reading to practice, the rapid knock broke the peace in room suddenly. 转眼到了晚上八点钟,浅川直树正在看书修行,急促的敲门声忽然打破了房间中的宁静。 Who is knocking on a door?” “谁在敲门?” The Asakawa Naoki doubts look. 浅川直树疑惑望去。 Knocks on a door to be obedient kitty Sensei of next door late, but Kirisu Mafuyu will knock on a door so will not be anxious. 这么晚敲门应该是隔壁的软猫老师,但桐须真冬敲门不会这么急。 „Is could it be Chiba Nanako?” 难道千叶奈奈子?” Asakawa Naoki puts down the pencil in hand, takes a step to arrive at corridor, the putting out a hand door pulls open, hand-held Utility Knife, the pupil is gloomy, on the hand and clothes stains existence of dark-red liquid to heave in sight immediately. 浅川直树放下手中的铅笔,迈步走到玄关,伸手将门拉开,一名手持美工刀,瞳孔晦暗,手上和衣服上沾满暗红色液体的存在顿时映入眼帘。
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