„bastard!”Discovered that after oneselfwas liftedunexpectedlyis high, the elementary studentmaidclimate the smallfacebecomes flushed, „putsa bit fasterme!”
“魂淡!”发现自己居然被举高高后,小学生女仆顿时气得小脸涨红,“快点把我放下来!”„Do not kickrandomly.”
“别乱踢。”„Whereyourhandtowardtouches!”
“你的手往哪儿摸呢!”„Holdsyourthat's all, do not move heedlessly, throwing downmeis irresponsible.”
“只是托着你而已,别乱动,摔倒我可不负责。”„Yuki-chan!”Rin-chanthrowsto hold down the maid clothesskirtswayed, „panties, pantiesrevealed!”
“有希酱!”小凛扑过来按住女仆装的裙摆,“胖次,胖次露出来了!”
The '十'muscle of Nanjoucorner of the eyebeatsgently: „Youknow when to stoptome!”南条眼角的十字筋轻轻跳动:“你们给我适可而止一些啊!”„......”
“……”
After is in chaotic situation, the farceeventuallyended.
一阵鸡飞狗跳后,闹剧终于结束。Asakawa Naokisitson the sofa, threeyoung girlsstandbeforehim, conducts the public trial.浅川直树坐在沙发上,三名少女站在他面前,进行公审。„Nii-chan, did youacknowledge guilt?”Rin-chankept a serious look, the right handis pinching the waist, backtwin tailrockedgently.
“尼桑,你认不认罪?”小凛表情严肃,右手掐着腰,背后的双马尾轻轻晃动。„Can the matter of justifiable defense, howcalculate the crime?”
“正当防卫的事,怎么能算犯罪?”Asakawa Naokiargued strongly based on reason.浅川直树据理力争。„Did not needto argue.”Nanjouboth handshugin the chest front, the pink smoothlipcloselysip, the whole faceis not the happyexpression, „sentence.”
“不用辩解了。”南条双手抱在胸前,粉润唇瓣紧紧抿起,满脸都是不高兴的表情,“判刑吧。”„Death penalty! Ontopping cheat!”
“死刑!上绞刑架吧!”delinquent girlreorganizes the maid clothesskirtswayed, whileshamesto stareangry.不良少女一边整理女仆装的裙摆,一边羞恼瞪来。Ifdid not turn into the elementary studentsuddenly, how to be huggedbythisfellowin the bosomplays withrecklessly, simplyis the shame of life!
如果不是忽然变成了小学生,怎么可能被这个家伙抱在怀中肆意玩弄,简直就是一生之耻!„That, that the death penaltywas too serious, althoughNii-chanis somewhat lascivious, but alsocrimenotuntil death.”Rin-chantilts the head the proposition saying that „might as welllet the Nii-chankneelingdurian?”
“那、那个,死刑太严重了,尼桑虽然有些好色,还罪不至死。”小凛歪头提议道,“不如让尼桑跪榴莲吧?”Asakawa Naokiis unemotional: „Infamily/homedoes not havethattype of thing.”浅川直树面无表情:“家里面没有那种东西。”„Thenonkneelingcactus.”Rin-chansaid,„inbalconyis puttingtwo.”
“那就跪仙人球。”小凛说,“阳台上放着两个呢。”„It is not good.”Nanjouveto.
“不行。”南条否决。„hey?”Rin-chanis startled, lookstoNanjou, „isn't Mao-neeangry?”
“诶?”小凛一怔,看向南条,“真绪姐不生气?”„Knelt the cactussheto be angry.”Asakawa Naokilaid bare the truth, „thatwas the cactus that Nanjoubought.”
“跪了仙人球她才会生气。”浅川直树一语道破真相,“那是南条买的仙人球。”
......
……„Goodbored......”
“好无聊……”Rin-chansitson the sofa, watched the little whiletelevision program, is quickly bored, discussedbroken:小凛坐在沙发上,看了会儿电视节目,很快无聊起来,碎碎念道:„Yesterday eveningIreported the newstoOnee-sama, shouted that Onee-samacomes outto playtoday, finallyOnee-samarejectedwithout delay, said that whatmatter the bellypaincannotgo out...... definitelyisNii-chanhandled, will makeOnee-samabe angry?”
“昨天晚上我发消息给姐姐大人,喊姐姐大人今天出来玩,结果姐姐大人二话不说就拒绝了,说肚子痛不能出门……肯定是尼桑做了什么事情,才会让姐姐大人生气的吧?”Furuhashihas not been angry, just the opposite, only then after losing, knowsto treasure, sheis feeling gratefulnow the life!古桥并没有生气,恰恰相反,只有失去后才知道珍惜,她现在正感恩生活呢!„Onee-sama?”Is playingNanjou of cell phoneto turn the headto look, „whois?”
“姐姐大人?”正在玩手机的南条转头望来,“是谁?”„That, that...... foolNii-chan.”Sakura Rinrushesto shift the topic, „do wego outto play? Goes to the computer gamecityto catch the baby, perhaps can also meetChiba Onee-san.”
“那、那个……笨蛋尼桑。”佐仓凛赶忙转移话题,“我们出去玩吧?去电玩城抓娃娃,说不定还能遇到千叶姐姐呢。”Verysorry, youcould not meet, thatdelinquent girlhad turned the young girlelementary student who holds the yogurt, sitsinyourside you do not dareto recognize each other!
很抱歉,你遇不到了,那个不良少女已经变成了捧着酸奶的幼女小学生,坐在你身边你也不敢相认啊!
The youngmaidstood not silently, walkstowardcorridor.
小小女仆一言不发地站了起来,啪嗒啪嗒向玄关走去。„hey, Yuki-chan, where do yougo to?”
“诶,有希酱,你去哪里?”„Goes to the marketto buy the clothes.”
“去商场买衣服。”Tomorrow morningcanchangeis uncertain, could it beoneselfmustput onmaid clothesday in day out, letsthispervertLoliconillicitly photographoneself?
明天早上能不能变回来还不一定,难道自己要一天到晚穿着女仆装,让这个变态萝莉控偷拍自己?Whoknows that hecanawaken the beast insidethrow, mustpinch out the dangerin the symptom!
谁知道他会不会兽性大发扑上来呢,必须将危险掐灭在苗头之中!„Thatwalks.”Asakawa Naokithinks, the nodcomplies, „buys a bookon the way.”
“那就走吧。”浅川直树想了想,点头答应下来,“顺道去买一本书。”In the weekendtrulyshouldgo outto relax, always the dwelling is very at home easyto suffer from the spiritdispiritedsickness, buysnewestyoungsterweeklymangawhile convenient.
周末确实应该出去放松一下,总是在家里宅着很容易患上精神颓废症,顺便买一本最新的少年周刊漫画。„Can't Mao-neego?”Rin-chanasked.
“真绪姐去不去?”小凛问道。Nanjoustands upsilently, „naturally.”南条默默站起身,“当然去了。”ShecomesisplansandAsakawadiscussed that followingmangaplot, noware manytwochildren in such an arrangement, cannotput outmangato discuss,naturallydoes not think a personlooks after the house.
她过来是打算和浅川讨论后续的漫画剧情,现在多了两个拖油瓶,不能拿出漫画讨论,当然不想一个人看家。Asakawa Naokireported a newstoKirisu Mafuyu, fourpeoplego outquickly, Kabuinujirokeepsin the hometo guard the family.浅川直树给桐须真冬发了一条消息,四人很快出门,犬次郎留在家中看家护院。Walks.
一路走去。Put on the maid clothescuteblondeyoung girlto capture the attention of over many, thenledalmostto achieve100%.
穿着女仆装的可爱金发幼女吸引了超多人的目光,回头率几乎达到百分之百。„very cute.”
“好可爱。”„Suddenlyalsohad the desire of marriage, latermusthave such a cutedaughter, thenmadeherput onmaid clothes.”
“忽然又有结婚的欲望了,以后一定要生一个这么可爱的女儿,然后让她穿女仆装。”„The pervertghostfather, Ireported to the police.”
“变态鬼父,我报警了。”„Aahhhh, good to hugto rub the cheekin the bosom, Iam willingto offer the soulto the lolimaids!”
“啊啊啊,好想抱在怀中蹭蹭脸蛋,我愿意向萝莉女仆献上灵魂!”„......”
“……”„ThatOtakulook that wears the hatis quite disgusting, the salivamustflow.”
“那个戴着帽子的宅男眼神好恶心,口水都要流下来了。”delinquent girlboth handshugin the chest front, revealsto look at the lowest levelcarbonbaselifeform the exclusionexpression, clenches teeth saying that „shameless, disgusting, Lolicon, was disappointing! ThiseveryoneLoliconcountrydestroys!”不良少女双手抱在胸前,露出看最底层碳基生物的嫌弃表情,咬牙道,“下流,恶心,萝莉控,差劲死了!这个人人萝莉控的国家还是毁灭掉吧!”„Ifhearsyouto scoldhimlike this, hewill be perhaps happier.”Asakawa Naokishot a look at the eyeto wear the middle-ageduncle of hat, the carelesssay/way, „evenhad the possibility, becauseextremelyexcited, but the heartstopped suddenly, thereforedo not visithim.”
“如果听到你这样骂他,他说不定会更开心。”浅川直树瞥了眼戴帽子的中年大叔,漫不经心道,“甚至有可能因为太过激动而心脏骤停,所以别看他了。”„Alsois notyourmistake!” The elementary studentmaidlooked upwardsmallface, the extremely angrysay/way, „givesme the underearthplaceto apologize!”
“还不都是你的错!”小学生女仆仰起小脸,愤愤道,“给我土下座道歉啊!”„Because ofYuki-chancute, humanlikedlooking at the cutethingvery much.”Rin-chanstretches outfinger, „wantsmeto helpyoubetwin tail? The twin tailmaidis more popular.”
“因为有希酱很可爱嘛,人类本来就喜欢看可爱的东西。”小凛伸出一根手指,“要不要我帮你系双马尾?双马尾女仆更受欢迎喔。”„Does not want.”Chiba Nanakoshakes the head the rejection, „the hairstyle of thatchildwas too weak.”
“不要。”千叶奈奈子摇头拒绝,“那种小孩子的发型太幼稚了。”„Wherewas weak!”Rin-chanis unhappyimmediately, the rebuttalsaid,„twin tailsupercute, represented the justiceobviously!”
“哪里幼稚了!”小凛顿时不开心了,反驳道,“双马尾明明超级可爱,代表了正义!”„oppaion behalf ofjustice?”
“欧派才代表正义吧?”„Wordssaidlike thisright, butyoualsodo not haveoppai, can only griptwin tail.”
“话是这样说没错,不过你又没有欧派,只能扎双马尾了啊。”„......”
“……”Chiba Nanakolowers the headto the chestlooks, is settled, broad and level, mustput downcompared with the landing deck of aircraft carrier, cansee the owntip of the toewith ease, surgesat heartimmediatelysuffering, the peachturned into the fried egg, reallyhas no wayto accept.千叶奈奈子低头向胸口望去,板上钉钉,一片坦荡,比航母的飞行甲板还要平,可以轻松看到自己的脚尖,心里顿时涌起委屈,桃子变成了荷包蛋,果然没法接受。„Tome.” The youngmaidlooksindignantlytoAsakawa Naoki, „was only andyoutreatsin the same placemustget sick! Againreincarnationreincarnation!”
“离我远一点。”小女仆愤愤看向浅川直树,“光是和你待在一起就要得病了!重新转世投胎吧!”„Good, very cute.”
“好、好可爱。”Nearbypassing bymiddle-ageduncleheard the scoldingsound of little loli, probablycame under the spiritualattack, the subconsciousreply, „Ialsowantto be reincarnated, Imustbe reincarnated the silk stockings.”
旁边一名路过的中年大叔听到小萝莉的骂声,像是受到了精神攻击,下意识回答,“我也想转世,我要转世成丝袜。”„......”
“……”Asakawa Naokionegroup are peacefulimmediately, fellhalf ofmiddle-agedunclesto looksilentlyto the hair.浅川直树一行人顿时安静下来,默默向头发掉了一半的中年大叔望去。Do not think that is reincarnatedto become the silk stockings to profit, the silk stockings are like the high-heeled shoes, from the beginningis the men'sthing, evenis modern, is growingwith the men of silk stockingsyear by year, youwere reincarnated the silk stockings, wrappednotnecessarilywas the bright and cleanjadesleek/moistfemale student, but might also be the guy of fulllegblackwool!
别以为转世成为丝袜就能占便宜,丝袜和高跟鞋一样,一开始都是男士用品,就算是现代,用丝袜的男性数量正在逐年增长,你转世成了丝袜,包裹的不一定是光洁玉润的女生,还有可能是满腿黑毛的大汉啊!Middle-agedunclefaceonered, rushesto fleehurriedly.
中年大叔老脸一红,赶忙匆忙逃离。„On the other hand......” the Sakura Rintiltedhead, the curioussay/way, „onTwitter said that the firstdesire that the middle-agedunclesare reincarnatedisto turn intofemalehigh-school student, do the words that Nii-chanis reincarnated, whatwantto turn into?”
“话说回来……”佐仓凛歪了歪头,好奇道,“推特上说,中年大叔们转世的第一愿望是变成女子高中生呢,尼桑转世的话,想变成什么?”Nanjouthreepeople of simultaneouslylooktoAsakawa Naoki.南条三人齐齐向浅川直树望来。„Alsoisfemalehigh-school student?”
“也是女子高中生吗?”Asakawais unemotional, „Ido not haveto the femalehigh-school studentinterest.”浅川面无表情,“我对女子高中生一点儿兴趣都没有。”„Thisissuealsowithsaying?” The youngmaidpinches the waistsingle-handedly, the lookshuts out, „thisfellowdefinitelywantsto be reincarnatedto become the zebra crossing, oris the femalehigh-school studentbicyclepad?”
“这种问题还用说吗?”小小女仆一手掐腰,眼神嫌弃,“这个家伙肯定是想转世成为斑马线,或者是女子高中生的自行车垫吧?”
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