TSDNSP :: Volume #2

#176: I want to turn into one to bother


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Good shameless.” “好下流。” Rin-chan both hands cover up the chest, twin tail rock, Nii-chan went too far.” 小凛双手掩住胸口,双马尾晃动起来,“尼桑太过分了。” You sufficed!” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, my words had not said that how on shameless!” “你们够了!”浅川直树忍不住道,“我话都没说呢,怎么就下流了!” Is reincarnated to become the bicycle pad with it, might as well is reincarnated to become the health product, one step to stomach! 与其转世成为自行车垫,还不如转世成为保健用品,一步到胃呢! You said quickly.” Nanjou urged. “那你快说。”南条催促道。 If can be reincarnated......” the Asakawa Naoki sound to be low and deep, seriously said, I must be reincarnated to become the mushroom.” “如果能够转世……”浅川直树声音低沉,严肃道,“我要转世成为蘑菇。” hey?” ?” Three young girls were astonished however. 三个少女都讶然了。 „Does Nii-chan want to turn into the mushroom unexpectedly?” 尼桑居然想要变成蘑菇?” „To become in the family/home that does not go out to squat?” Nanjou finger plays with around ears hair, said wantsto be stuttered by female high-school student ‚?” “是想成为不出门的家里蹲吗?”南条手指玩弄绕着耳畔发丝,“还是说想被女高中生‘啊呜’一口吃掉?” Does not want anything to pull toward female high-school student body, who is willing to be eaten! 不要什么事情都往女子高中生身上扯,有谁愿意被吃掉啊! Do not look down upon the mushroom!” Asakawa Naoki complained, „the world's largest lifeform is not the blue whale, but is the honey fungus, the occupying land area has ten square kilometers fully.” “别看不起蘑菇啊!”浅川直树吐槽道,“世界上最大的生物才不是什么蓝鲸,而是蜜环菌,占地足有十平方公里。” Did not know.” Rin-chan tilts the head to look, does not know completely fool Nii-chan is saying anything.” “不认识。”小凛歪头望来,“完全不知道笨蛋尼桑在说什么。” Does not understand reads, little plays game, little looks at manga.” “不懂就多看书,少玩游戏,少看漫画。” Asakawa Naoki reproved: In honey fungus Jiushi Convenience Store very common hazel fungus, the chicken cooks mushroom inside mushroom is this fungus category.” 浅川直树训斥道:“蜜环菌就是便利店中很常见的榛菌,小鸡炖蘑菇里面的蘑菇就是这种菌类。” Cultivating the behavior cannot be too high-profile, should grow like the mushroom silently, then not making a sound becomes the world's strongest! 做人不能太高调,应该像蘑菇一样默默生长,然后不声不响成为世界最强啊! „The true desire of I know this fellow.” delinquent girl opens the mouth to say suddenly. 我知道这个家伙的真正愿望了。”不良少女忽然开口道。 „Is hey, what?” ,是什么?” Rin-chan and Nanjou look curiously. 小凛南条纷纷好奇望去。 „Have you listened to the story of red-cap?” “你们都听过小红帽的故事吧?” Red-cap and wolf grandmother?” “小红帽和狼外婆?” What relations does this mushroom have?” Nanjou is curious. “这个蘑菇有什么关系?”南条好奇。 Red-cap goes to the maternal family time, pulled out the mushroom to work as the gift in the forest.” Elementary student maid both hands hug in the chest front, the unemotional say/way, lecher Asakawa definitely wants to turn into the mushroom, lets the red-cap......” “小红帽去外婆家的时候,在森林中拔了蘑菇当礼物。”小学生女仆双手抱在胸前,面无表情道,“色狼浅川肯定是想变成蘑菇,让小红帽……” Pulls out my arse!” The Asakawa Naoki corner of the eye jumps, do not speak the H joke before my younger sister.” “拔你妹!”浅川直树眼角一跳,“别在我妹妹面前说H笑话。” The Sakura Rin small face slightly red, shy say/way, pulls out to bother that's all, very ordinary.” 佐仓凛小脸微红,扭捏道,“拔蘑菇而已,很普通嘛。” Understood the H joke not to install, the face is red! Must install at least like Nanjou, without batting an eye is pass through! 听懂H笑话就别装了,脸都已经红了啊!要装至少像南条一样,脸不红气不喘才算过关啊! The group sit tram, arrives in six Pegasus malls quickly. 一行人坐上电车,很快抵达六天马购物商场。 Clothing store in three buildings, we first buys the clothes, then goes to Arcade Hall to play game.” “服装店在三楼,我们先去买衣服,然后去街机厅游戏。” In front of Rin-chan guides, Asakawa Naoki is the last. 小凛前面带路,浅川直树走在最后。 ......” “唔……” Sits the escalator time, the Chiba Nanako person short leg is short, did not have self-knowledge at heart, highly insufficiently, stumbled incautiously on the staircase with a handrail that the foot lifted, saw with own eyes that must tumble, Asakawa Naoki. 坐自动扶梯的时候,千叶奈奈子人矮腿短,心里又没有自知之明,脚抬起的高度不够,一不小心绊在了扶梯上,眼见就要跌倒,浅川直树一把。 Good to be small. 好小。 The hand is good to be small. 手好小。 Exquisite smooth, icy cold, feels is especially soft, as if will make an effort to melt in the palm slightly. 细腻光滑,冰冰凉凉,感觉格外柔软,仿佛稍一用力就会在掌心中化开。 Lets loose me.” “放开我。” The delinquent girl looked upward small face, shames to look angry. 不良少女仰起小脸,羞恼望来。 Said to three buildings again.” Asakawa Naoki replied, do not throw down.” “到三楼再说。”浅川直树回答,“别又摔倒了。” Throws down does not need you to manage.” “摔倒也不用你管。” If breaks the leg, hugging to go to the hospital to be very troublesome.” “要是摔断腿,抱去医院很麻烦。” Bastard! I bite to death you!” “混蛋!我咬死你!” ...... …… Just arrived at three buildings, was astonished the shout however to resound together suddenly: „Is ei, Asakawa-san?” 刚刚来到三楼,一道讶然的喊声忽然响起:“欸,是浅川同学?” Un?” “嗯?” Asakawa Naoki goes following the prestige, two exactly the same elegant faces heave in sight. 浅川直树循声望去,两张一模一样的俏脸映入眼帘。 And a young girl remains the long slanting bangs that blocks from the eye, the chest is hanging an earphone, the makings are indifferent to fame or gain and peaceful, have one floating in the faint feeling in this mortal world, is Miku. 其中一名少女留着遮住眼睛的长长斜刘海,胸口挂着一副耳机,气质恬淡而安静,有着一股飘然于尘世的淡漠感,正是三玖 Although the replacements of five sisters can confuse falsehood with the truth, but in this meeting by chance situation, should be insufficient to replace at present plays tricks on the person. 五姐妹的换装虽然能以假乱真,不过眼前这种偶遇的情况下,应该不至于换装戏弄人。 Miku young girl...... is Yotsuba.” 三玖身边的少女……“是四叶。” That vitality full smile average person is too difficult to learn, in addition the top of the head moe barrette that moe stupid stupid, definitely was Yotsuba right. 那个元气满满的笑容一般人学不来,再加上头顶蠢萌蠢萌的发饰,肯定是四叶没错了。 Asakawa-san, good morning.” 浅川同学,早上好。” Yotsuba waves to shout, walked with Miku together. 四叶挥手喊道,和三玖一道走了过来。 Good morning.” “早上好。” Asakawa Naoki nods gently, has not expected actually will meet Miku and Yotsuba here, can only sigh that the city is really small. 浅川直树轻轻点头,倒是没料到会在这里遇到三玖四叶,只能感叹城市真小。 „, Is Rin-chan.” Yotsuba saw Sakura Rin, the eye to shine immediately, held into Sakura Rin the bosom, on the face showed the happy smile, for a long time did not see.” “哇,是凛酱。”四叶看见佐仓凛,眼睛顿时亮了起来,一把将佐仓凛抱入怀中,脸上露出幸福微笑,“好久不见。” Yotsuba-nee drops quickly, must not gasp for breath!” 四叶姐快放手,要喘不过气来了!” The Sakura Rin respite struggles, the sound is depressed, still had the lunch in the cafeteria obviously last week together! Does not have not to see for a long time!” 佐仓凛喘息挣扎,声音苦闷,“明明上周还在食堂一起吃午餐呢!才没有好久不见!” „The big chest must blame.” “大胸怪。” The Nanjou corner of the eye beats gently, the subconsciousness compares...... is completely not an opponent, only if she uses the chest pad. 南条眼角轻轻跳动,下意识比较起来……完全不是对手,除非她用胸垫。 Asakawa-san.” 浅川同学。” Miku walked sluggishly, the sound is light, said in a soft voice, person many times always peaceful, appears somewhat eccentric does not get on well with others. 三玖慢吞吞走了过来,声音平淡,轻声说道,人多的时候总是安安静静,显得有些孤僻不合群。 How will you come to the market?” Asakawa Naoki looks to Miku. “你们怎么会来商场?”浅川直树看向三玖 By Miku character, always thought that at home in the dwelling one all day and game acts as companion. 三玖性格,总觉得会在家里宅上一整天和游戏作伴呢。 Miku winked under the eye, obviously understood Asakawa subtext, slightly puff up pink cheeks: Goes shopping.” 三玖眨了下眼睛,显然读懂了浅川的潜台词,微微鼓起粉腮:“来买东西。” Buys the shoes.” Yotsuba lets loose Rin-chan, answered, shoes rubbed the foot, luckily Miku pasted band-aid, perhaps will otherwise rub through, yesterday was studying, today has free time on to buy the shoes.” “买鞋子。”四叶小凛放开,解释道,“鞋子磨脚嘛,幸亏三玖贴了创口贴,不然说不定会磨破呢,昨天又在学习,今天有空就过来买鞋子啦。” Truly should buy pair of shoes.” Asakawa Naoki nod approval. “确实应该买一双鞋。”浅川直树点头赞同。 Are the shoes well-fit, only then oneself knows, even the quintuplets, the shoes cannot mix to use, if the shoes are well-fit, that night oneself did not need to carry Miku to walk. 鞋子合不合脚只有自己知道,就算是五胞胎,鞋子也不能混用,如果鞋子合脚,那天晚上自己也就不用背着三玖走路了。 ei?” Yotsuba bends the waist to look suddenly to Asakawa elementary student maid, on the face shows the curious expression, very cute, puts on maid clothes unexpectedly, is this also the Asakawa-san younger sister?” “欸?”四叶忽然弯腰看向浅川身边的小学生女仆,脸上露出好奇的表情,“好可爱,居然还穿着女仆装,这也是浅川同学的妹妹吗?” ......” “唔……” Miku looks down to delinquent girl, the right hand strokes the chest front subconsciously the earphone, always thought that the whole face not happy maid elementary student facial features are very at present familiar, where has probably seen. 三玖低头看向不良少女,右手下意识抚摸胸前的耳机,总觉得眼前满脸不高兴的女仆小学生眉眼很是熟悉,好像在哪里见到过。 Feeling...... somewhat looks familiar.” Miku sips pink lips gently, the tone doubts. “感觉……有些眼熟。”三玖轻轻抿起粉唇,语气疑惑。 Recognizing to be very normal, the classmate turned into the elementary student suddenly, if can recognize, childhood friend that definitely grows up since childhood. 认不出来很正常,同班同学忽然变成了小学生,要是能一眼认出来,肯定是从小长大的青梅竹马了。 Was tired.” “烦死了。” Chiba Nanako did not plan to speak, sees Miku to look to Asakawa, suddenly an eye revolution, in idea heart. 千叶奈奈子本来不打算说话,见三玖看向浅川,忽然眼睛一转,计上心头。 ( Dares to bully me unexpectedly, must take back interest in come!) (居然敢欺负我,现在就要收回利息来!) Thinks of here, puts on the elementary student suddenly looked upward small face of maid clothes, shows angelically the smile of pure cute, the white and tender small hand will extend to Asakawa Naoki in front, equally is soft the immature sound of pleasant to hear to shout with the cotton candy: 想到这里,穿着女仆装的小学生忽然仰起小脸,露出天使般纯真可爱的微笑,将白白嫩嫩的小手伸到浅川直树面前,用棉花糖一样柔软好听的稚嫩声音喊道: Onii-chan, gives me quickly money!” 欧尼酱,快给我钱!” Un?” “嗯?” Asakawa Naoki looks down to delinquent girl, not a good premonition well ups, suddenly shouts oneself Onii-chan with the sound that this selling moe, has not definitely settled the good intention, in the belly is making mischief. 浅川直树低头看向不良少女,一股不好的预感涌上心头,忽然用这种卖萌的声音喊自己欧尼酱,肯定没安好心,肚子里正在冒坏水。 Your wait a moment......” “你等一下……” The words have not said, the maid elementary student has continued saying: 话未说完,女仆小学生已经继续道: Yesterday evening of reaching an agreement slept with you, gives me 1000 Japanese Yen accompanying to rest money, should Onii-chan not deceive me?” “说好的昨天晚上陪你睡觉,给我一千日元的陪睡钱呢,欧尼酱该不会骗我吧?” Accompanies, with resting money?!” “陪、配睡钱?!” Explained the situation 解释一下情况 Everyone anxious...... 大家不要紧张…… Because next door that brave Lili delinquent content temporary bottom carriage. 隔壁那本英梨梨因为不良内容暂时下架。 Is my mistake. 是我的错。 Should not drive. 不应该开车。 Later draws certainly the lesson, starts with a clean slate, strives to turn over a new leaf. 以后一定吸取教训,改过自新,争取重新做人。 When the situation is this...... puts is not indefinite temporarily, looks at the situation. 情况就是这样……什么时候放出来暂时也不确定,看情况吧。 Put to trouble to everyone, extremely sorry. 给大家添麻烦了,万分抱歉。 The smile makes the above these words. 微笑打出以上这段话。 (*^▽^*) (*^▽^*)
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