„dūn dūn dūn dūn dūn ——” “吨吨吨吨吨——” Sleeping Beauty of the Literary Forest changes the body fight nationality young girl, drank several Cola continually, stopped finally. 文学之森的睡美人变身战斗民族少女,一连喝了好几口可乐,才总算停了下来。 „, Was saved......” “得、得救了……” The Furuhashi Fumino eye tearful, on the elegant face shows the expression that is survivor of disaster, „I also think that is like Hot Chicken Flavour Ramen, without thinking is so unexpectedly spicy, nearly died.” 古桥文乃眼泪汪汪,俏脸上露出劫后余生的表情,“我还以为和火鸡面一样,没想到居然这么辣,差点儿就死掉了。” „......” “……” Furuhashi Fumino suddenly discovered that situation some are not right. 古桥文乃忽然发现情况有些不对劲。 No one spoke, all looks at the Cola in oneself hand silently. 没人说话,全都默默看着自己手中的可乐。 „hey, you how?” “诶,你们怎么了？” Under the Furuhashi Fumino vision moves, falls on the Cola, finally responded that the atmosphere suddenly was why strange. 古桥文乃目光下移,落到手中的可乐上,终于反应过来气氛为什么忽然古怪起来了。 „kāchā.” “咔嚓。” Falls the thunder overhead to divide together. 一道落雷当头劈下。 Furuhashi Fumino opens the eye, such as was struck by lightning, as if turned into waterfront Mong Fu Shek, the elegant face becomes flushed at the visible speed fast. 古桥文乃睁大眼睛,如遭雷击,仿佛变成了江边的望夫石,只有俏脸以肉眼可见的速度飞快涨红。 „Onee-sama, are you all right?” Sakura Rin asked low voice. “姐姐大人,你没事吧？”佐仓凛小声问道。 „To, I'm sorry!” Furuhashi Fumino has gotten back one's composure, puts down the Cola flustered, both hands grasp in the chest front, closed the eye saying that „unexpectedly did not drink the Asakawa-san Cola carefully, extremely sorry! I can die to apologize!” “对、对不起！”古桥文乃回过神,慌慌张张将可乐放下,双手握在胸前,闭上眼睛说,“居然不小心喝了浅川同学的可乐,万分抱歉！我会以死谢罪的！” One bottle of 200 Japanese Yen Cola are also insufficient to die to apologize, oneself does not want to work as the murderer! If you really want to apologize, apologized on the by body! 一瓶两百日元的可乐还不至于以死谢罪,自己才不想当杀人犯啊！你要是真想道歉,就以身谢罪啊！ „Onee-sama is all right well.” Sakura Rin relaxes, „kisses indirectly anything, is not what important matter.” “姐姐大人没事就好。”佐仓凛松了口气,“间接接吻什么的,不算什么大事。” „Meets, to kiss?” “接接接接、接吻？” The Furuhashi Fumino body trembles, the top of the head had the steam to brave faintly. 古桥文乃身体一颤,头顶隐隐有水蒸汽冒了出来。 ( Asakawa-san had drunk Cola a moment ago, oneself snatches to drink...... does not kiss indirectly can also be anything!) (浅川同学刚才已经喝过可乐,自己又抢过来喝……不是间接接吻还能是什么啊！) ( Is working as Ricchan and Rin-chan front unexpectedly makes such ashamed matter......) (居然当着理珠酱和凛酱的面前做出这么羞耻的事情……) ( Good to die to die to die to die!) (好想死好想死好想死好想死！) „Drinks the Cola of same bottle obviously, why can with kissing to define?” Ogata Rizu pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose, tone doubts, „on P.E Class time, I had seen the relational very good male student does have the same bottle drink, the could it be boy and boy can also kiss?” “明明只是喝同一瓶的可乐,为什么要用接吻来定义？”绪方理珠推了推鼻梁上的眼镜,语气疑惑,“上体育课的时候,我看到过关系很好的男生喝同一瓶饮料,难道男孩子和男孩子也能接吻？” You are ignorant and inexperienced, sits the well view day, if Nanjou here, will definitely make you know that what is on the male adds the male! Various ashamed methods will subvert your three passes/tests absolutely, making you know that what is same sex really loves! 你这是孤陋寡闻,坐井观天,如果南条在这里,肯定会让你知道什么叫男上加男啊！各种羞耻玩法绝对会颠覆你的三关,让你知道什么叫同性才是真爱！ „On us swimming class.” “还有我们上的游泳课。” Ogata Rizu continues saying: „Almost all people will mix in the saliva the bathing pool, if exchanges the saliva to kiss even, then each time swimming time......” 绪方理珠继续说道:“几乎所有人会将口水混入浴池之中,如果交换口水就算接吻,那么每次游泳的时候……” „And Do not say!” Rin-chan both hands hug in the chest front, reveals exclusion expression that trembles, „a Ricchan such saying, later does not dare to launch to swim!” “不、不要说了！”小凛双手抱在胸前,露出瑟瑟发抖的嫌弃表情,“理珠酱这么一说,以后再也不敢下水游泳了啊！” However the swimming class is the required course, you think that under is not good, not only in the swimming pool has the saliva, some fellows because the double strand will tremble, the impotent air/Qi will be weak, both eyes soulless and so on kidney empty reasons will leak the urine, dares person who will drink water in the swimming pool, absolutely will be the true fierce gentleman! 然而游泳课是必修课,你想不下都不行,泳池里面不仅有口水,还有一些家伙会因为双股颤颤,体虚气弱,双目无神等等肾虚原因漏尿,敢在游泳池中喝水的人,绝对是真正的猛士啊！ „Junction and exchange saliva......” “交、交换口水……” Furuhashi Fumino both hands hug in the chest front, in deep blue eyes pupil the mist is dim, the received impact was obviously bigger. 古桥文乃双手抱在胸前,湛蓝色的眼眸中雾气朦胧,受到的冲击显然更大了。 „Knows three seconds of principle?” “知不知道三秒原则？” Asakawa Naoki looks to Furuhashi Fumino, asked calmly. 浅川直树看向古桥文乃,平静问道。 The thinking mode of male student and female student is inconsistent, said like Ogata a moment ago, relates the good male student to have the drink to be very normal mutually, no individual will think that is kissing indirectly. 男生和女生的思维方式并不一致,就像绪方刚才所说,关系好的男生互喝饮料很正常,没有哪个人会觉得是在间接接吻。 „Knows and knows.” The Furuhashi Fumino eye tearful, the subconscious reply, „food falls in the ground over three seconds has not smeared......” “知、知道。”古桥文乃眼泪汪汪,下意识回答,“食物掉在地上不超过三秒钟就没有弄脏……” Asakawa Naoki said: „Food falls the ground, if in three seconds will pick not to have the bacteria, the similar truth, kissing for over three seconds will not be kisses.” 浅川直树说道:“食物掉到地上,如果三秒内捡起来就不会有细菌,同样的道理,接吻不超过三秒就不算接吻。” „hey?” Furuhashi Fumino winked under the eye, the mist dim eye pupil slowly restored the brilliance, „?” “诶？”古桥文乃眨了下眼睛,雾气朦胧的眼眸慢慢恢复光彩,“是真的吗？” Naturally is deceives your! Food falls in the ground let alone three seconds, one second will stain the dust! Three seconds are very to you short, but to the bacteria, have completed the life important matter of marriage and having child! 当然是骗你的啊！食物掉在地上别说三秒钟,一秒钟都会沾满灰尘啊！三秒钟对你来说很短,但对细菌来说,都已经完成结婚生子的人生大事了啊！ „Over three seconds.” “超过三秒钟了。” „What?” “什么？” Ogata Rizu pointed out tranquilly: „You altogether drank four seconds of Cola a moment ago, in the time over one second.” 绪方理珠平静指出:“你刚才一共喝了四秒钟的可乐,时间上超过一秒钟。” Asakawa Naoki: „......” 浅川直树:“……” Really must train Ogata to guard the threshing floor about the ability of speech, makes Furuhashi sober with great difficulty from the ashamed condition, your such saying, struck back the kissing hell! 果然还要训练绪方看场合说话的能力,好不容易让古桥从羞耻状态中清醒过来,你这么一说,又被打回接吻地狱了啊！ „Doesn't Ricchan care to have the drink of same bottle probably?” A Sakura Rin eye revolution, opens the mouth to ask. “理珠酱好像不在意喝同一瓶的饮料呢？”佐仓凛眼睛一转,开口问道。 „Un, does not care.” Ogata Rizu tranquil reply. “嗯,不在意。”绪方理珠平静回答。 „That does Ricchan drink one?” The fool younger sister bends the crescent moon eye, „the words that you also drink, do not calculate kiss indirectly, Onee-sama will not be shy.” “那理珠酱喝一口吧？”笨蛋妹妹弯起月牙儿眼,“你也喝的话,就不算间接接吻,姐姐大人也不会害羞了。” „......” “……” Hey, you sufficed! Will not be shy is false, turns into three people to kiss real! Two people, three people kiss unexpectedly together, even Clockwork Thumbelina, will still have the ashamed heart! 喂喂,你够了！不会害羞是假,变成三人接吻才是真吧！两个人也就罢了,居然三个人一起接吻,就算是机械制作的拇指姑娘,也会有羞耻心的吧！ Ogata Rizu has not spoken, puts out a hand to take up the Cola silently, lifts the mouth, the pink smooth cherry lips opens gently. 绪方理珠没有说话,默默伸手拿起可乐,举到嘴边,粉润的樱唇轻轻张开。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Three person simultaneously look to Ogata Rizu, Furuhashi forgot ashamed. 三个人齐齐看向绪方理珠,就连古桥都忘记了羞耻。 After several seconds . 数秒之后。 „Sorry, cannot drink.” Ogata Rizu puts down the Cola suddenly. “抱歉,喝不下去。”绪方理珠忽然放下可乐。 „Almost!” „Caring that Sakura Rin puff up pink cheeks, reaches an agreement!” “就差一点！”佐仓凛鼓起粉腮,“说好的不在意呢！” Ogata Rizu puts aside the vision slightly, finger plays with ears hair: „Does not like drinking the Cola, because will gain weight.” 绪方理珠微微移开目光,手指玩弄耳畔的发丝:“不喜欢喝可乐,因为会长胖。” „You not fat...... are afraid long oppai obviously.” “你明明就不胖……是害怕长欧派吧。” Sakura Rin is quite disappointed, nearly achieved three people of kissing achievements, rushes to propose: „Do I carry one cup of ice water to come back?” 佐仓凛相当失望,差点儿就达成了三人接吻的成就,赶忙提议道:“我去端一杯冰水回来吧？” „Bang.” “砰。” A Asakawa Naoki clenched fist knocks in the fool younger sister's head: „Shut up , to continue to eat meal.” 浅川直树一个栗凿敲在笨蛋妹妹的头上:“闭嘴,继续吃饭。” The sound is so big, has put to trouble to others. 动静那么大,已经给别人添麻烦了。 The lunch continues. 午餐继续。 The new issue emerges quickly. 新的问题很快出现。 „Cola also has half bottle, what to do should?” “可乐还剩下半瓶,应该怎么办？” Properly speaking should give back to Asakawa Naoki, after all is the drink that others buy, but...... oneself drank a moment ago was so long, Asakawa-san takes to drink again, turned kisses? 按理说应该还给浅川直树,毕竟是别人买的饮料,只不过……自己刚才喝了那么久,浅川同学拿回去再喝,又变成接吻了吧？ Furuhashi Fumino makes the decision quickly. 古桥文乃很快做出决定。 „Asakawa-san, this, do this bottle of Cola give me?” The Furuhashi Fumino elegant face is crimson, makes excuses, „had your drink extremely to be sorry, I went to buy one bottle for you immediately newly.” “浅川同学,这、这瓶可乐就给我吧？”古桥文乃俏脸绯红,支支吾吾道,“喝了你的饮料万分抱歉,我马上去给你买一瓶新的。” „Doesn't matter.” The Rin-chan sound clear say/way, „Nii-chan will not shut out Onee-sama, right?” “没关系啦。”小凛声音清脆道,“尼桑才不会嫌弃姐姐大人呢,没错吧？” Asakawa Naoki with right hand of chopsticks, is astonished under the fool younger sister's reminder slightly however discovered, oneself...... really does not shut out unexpectedly. 浅川直树拿筷子的右手微微一顿,在笨蛋妹妹的提醒下才讶然发现,自己居然……真的一点儿都不嫌弃。 The drink had had by others, the normal person will shut out, the sentiment of why now a little shutting out? 饮料被别人喝过,正常人都会嫌弃,为什么现在一点儿嫌弃的感情都没有？ Because Furuhashi is very special others to be good? 因为古桥很特殊还是其他人都行？ The Asakawa Naoki intention revolve like lightning, makes the decision quickly, later has the opportunity to confirm, as for object of confirmation...... 浅川直树心念电转,很快做出决定,以后有机会要验证一下,至于验证的对象…… obedient kitty Sensei. 软猫老师可以。 Miku can also try. 三玖也能试一下。 Yotsuba...... could trap. 四叶……或许能够诱骗一下。 Ogata should. 绪方应该也可以。 ...... Crosses out as for two younger sisters entirely, does not want with the experimental subject who the younger sister kisses in the middle! 至于两个妹妹……统统划掉,才不想拿妹妹当间接接吻的实验对象啊！