SATS :: Volume #9

#880: Monitoring an exam disturbance


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Before attended the undergraduate course, Dean Qin was also helped himself much busy. Without the help of elderly man, although Lu Zhou felt oneself definitely can also have the head/number of people with the help of system finally M Such smooth that but will not develop after all. 以前在读本科的时候,秦院长也算是帮了自己不少忙。如果没有老人家的帮助,虽然陆舟觉得自己在系统的帮助下最后肯定也能出人头【m】地,但总归不会发展的如此顺利。 Therefore, although this matter may not succeed, but Lu Zhou is willing to help own person has tried. 因此,虽然这种事情不一定能成功,但陆舟还是愿意为曾经帮助过自己的人去试一试的。 Then, Lu Zhou biggest puzzled, was actually anything to give Dean Qin to undertake the hope of imo congress. However if really can successfully hold, regarding the Jinling University Math department's future development, is quite helpful...... 说起来,陆舟最大的困惑还是,究竟是什么东西给了秦院长承办imo大会的希望。不过如果真的能成功举办一届的话,对于金陵大学数学系未来的发展,也是相当有帮助的…… ...... …… Because promises the father mother the reason that goes back to celebrate the new year, Lu Zhou decided that next month work will catch up before the end of this month completes completely, on catching up with oncoming of test week, calculates idle he, bustled about instantaneously. 因为答应老爹老妈回去过年的缘故,陆舟决定将下个月的工作赶在这个月底之前全部做完,又恰逢赶上考试周的来临,原本还算清闲的他,瞬间又忙碌了起来。 Actually the test week generally is the arrangement at the beginning of the month, or the late point also after the New Year's Day festival, rarely the arrangement that the test will huddle together in the New Year's Day pre-holiday. Such arranged test let alone student is not glad, is the teacher is not glad to do. 其实原本考试周一般都是安排在月初的,或者迟一点也是在元旦节之后,很少会将考试扎堆的安排在元旦节前。这么安排考试别说学生不乐意,就是老师也不乐意这么搞。 However this year is quite special, because Ministry of Education got down a while ago the notice, wants the orderly school tradition discipline, consciousness the xing condition invasion vigilantly, wants the culture to be self-confident and so on. 然而今年比较特殊,由于前段时间教育部下来通知,要严整学风纪律,警惕意识xing态入侵,要文化自信云云。 Possibly raised a matter of mouth about foreign festival in some document while convenient or is the model, the person who then explained the document for did not make mistakes, simply all at once was then self-confident to explain „ not to culture foreign festival ”. 可能是在某本文件中顺带提了一嘴关于洋节的事情或者是范例,然后解读文件的人为了不犯错,便干脆一刀切地将“文化自信”解读成了“不许过洋节”。 Therefore, by Christmas that day, let alone is the special decoration, even some were rehearsal and location arrangement that the New Year's Day festival and New Year's Day party prepared are forced to stop for several days. 因此,到了圣诞节的那天,别说是特别的装饰,连一些为元旦节以及元旦晚会准备的排练活动和场地布置都被迫停了几天。 Dares still to commit a crime except for the returned person thousand people that Luo Wenxuan this spending invited, or was at all not the domestic educational world big cow that the teachership and school were serious, was few individuals. 敢“顶风作案”的除了罗文轩这种花钱请回来的海归千人,或者是根本不把教职和学校当回事儿的国内学界大牛,也是没几个人了。 Not only so, this year's test huddled together completely around 25 th for these days. Although was wild with joy many single dogs, but these prepared to ask for leave painstakingly ahead of time the New Year's Day basic unit teachers, can only brace oneself to comply with the arrangement of school to prepare to monitor an exam and change the volume the matter. 不只是如此,今年的考试全部扎堆在了25号前后这几天。虽然乐坏了不少单身狗,但可苦了那些准备提前请假过元旦的基层教师们,只能硬着头皮遵从学校的安排准备监考和改卷的事情。 Although Lu Zhou to what festival to no biased mood, but does not like this approach. 陆舟虽然对过什么节到没有什么偏执的情绪,不过也是不太喜欢这种做法的。 Seeking common ground while maintaining difference is the truth of development, does not need to clutch a vulnerable point to raise to the plane of political principle. 求同存异才是发展的真理,没必要揪着一点小辫子就上纲上线。 No matter and matter to wrong, this atmosphere is quite not good. 且不管事情对错,这种风气本身就相当不好。 However this small matter was too immaterial, to Lu Zhou was also disinclined the manages. 不过这种小事儿太无关紧要了,小到了陆舟也懒得去管。 Was always impossible this to expose the matter to write a letter? 总不可能就了这点破事儿写信吧? That was also too boring. 那也太无聊了。 When Lu Zhou is eating meal in the cafeteria, the Lu masters of math department carried the meal to sit cross-legged in his opposite, smiled said. 就在陆舟正在食堂吃饭的时候,数学系的鲁主人端着餐盘坐在了他的对面,满脸笑容地说道。 That...... will Lu Zhou, have had free time tomorrow?” “那个……陆舟啊,明天有没有空?” Had a premonition that definitely has any troublesome matter to wait for itself, Lu Zhou glanced his one eyes vigilantly. 预感到肯定是有什么麻烦的事情等着自己,陆舟警觉地瞟了他一眼。 „...... What matter?” “……什么事?” The Shangdong masters hehe smile saying: That...... monitors an exam also the shortcoming person, you look, or......” 鲁主人嘿嘿笑了笑说道:“那个……监考还缺点人,你看要不……” Lu Zhou shakes the head to shirk to say. 陆舟直摇头推脱道。 Does not go, does not go, was too tired.” “不去,不去,太累了。” Monitors an exam this type of thing, simply is not the matter that the person does. 监考这种东西,简直不是人干的事儿。 Sat is two hours did not say, but must look carefully in all directions to be vigilant. Although gold/metal big school tradition examination practice and principles also good, but the overall level cannot summarize the difference between individual samples completely, is putting, no matter does own matter is not good, but in the conscience cannot pass eventually...... 一坐就是两个小时不说,还得眼观六路耳听八方。虽然金大的学风考风都还不错,但总体水平并不能完全概括个体样本之间的差异,放着不管干自己的事情不是不行,但良心上终究还是过不去…… In brief, Lu Zhou regarding staring at one crowd of undergraduate student gates is used as the basis really to have no interest in unable the topic of foundation again, without the interest is guarding against these, for this simple issue then betrays the soul to the elementary school dregs of group Spain and France. 总之,陆舟对于盯着一群本科生门做着基础到不能再基础的题目实在没兴趣,更没兴趣去防着那些为了这点简单的问题便将灵魂出卖给路西法的小学渣。 Saw Lu Zhou not to listen then own words to reject, Lu master hurrying answered. 陆舟都没把自己的话听完便拒绝了,鲁主人赶紧解释道。 „, You did not misunderstand, I do not make you monitor an exam, but us really arranges the non- seasoned person. This year that side the school requests each office to obtain the person, at least also obtains a person. The student who you lead are also many, looked for two to withstand/top the monitoring an exam quota casually in the past on the line. Naturally, if you are not really willing not to relate, my a while went to and secretary said that did not have the issue.” “不不不,你误会了,我不是让你去监考,只是我们这边实在是安排不过来人了。今年学校那边又要求每个办公室都得出人,至少也得出一个人。你带的学生也不少,随便找两个过去顶一下监考的名额就行。当然,你要是实在不愿意也没关系的,我一会儿去和书记说一声也是没问题的。” The words spoke in this, Lu Zhou was naturally impossible, for this small matter made master look for the school committee to discuss, therefore sighed saying: That is also good, I then sent a student in the past, the examination place information sent my mailbox on the line.” 话都说到这份上了,陆舟自然不可能真的为了这点小事儿让鲁主人去找校委商量,于是叹了口气说道:“那也行吧,我回头派个学生过去,考场信息发我邮箱就行了。” The Shangdong masters hehe said with a smile: Okay good, without the issue, I then sent you...... that to thank.” 鲁主人嘿嘿笑道:“好好好,没问题,我回头就发你……那就谢谢了啊。” Lu Zhou: „...... Is impolite.” 陆舟:“……不客气。” The matter of monitoring an exam decided like this. 监考的事情就这样定了下来。 After finishing eating the dinner, Lu Zhou calls what Changwen, after the matter that will monitor an exam confessed that then set out to return to the office. 吃完了晚餐之后,陆舟给何昌文打了个电话,将监考的事情交代下去之后,便起身返回了办公室。 When he returns to the office, actually the discovery just met Schoolmate what of Changwen his telephone, not here. 然而当他返回办公室的时候,却发现刚刚接他电话的何昌文同学,并不在这里。 what Chang writer?” “何昌文人呢?” Does not know, sits in entrance forest rain Hunan shakes the head, thinks is replying, I noticed him to seem like several restrooms a moment ago, should not be will eat the stomach ache?” “不知道,”坐在门口的林雨湘摇了摇头,思索着回答道,“不过我刚才注意到他好像去了好几趟厕所,该不会是吃坏肚子了吧?” Ate the stomach ache? 吃坏肚子了? Lu Zhou has to plant not the wonderful premonition indistinctly. 陆舟隐隐约约有种不妙的预感。 Really. 果然。 As if verified his guess. 仿佛是印证了他的猜测似的。 Next morning one very early in the morning, Lu Zhou then received this fellow to sit in the phone call that in the toilet made. 第二天早上一大清早,陆舟便收到了这家伙坐在马桶上打来的电话。 Professor...... I made contribution.” “教授……我尽力了。” The sound that in the telephone broadcasts filled solemnly and stirringly, hearing Lu Zhou to be shocked immediately for two seconds. 电话中传来的声音充满了悲壮,听得陆舟当即愣住了两秒。 You had the words to say what well...... to make contribution?” “你有话好好说……到底尽力啥了?” In the sound brings heavily, never the article said with the ashamed tone: Noon yesterday the belly eating, drew a evening's belly badly, I now also at the matter that in the toilet...... monitors an exam, I possibly, really did not have the means!” 声音中带着沉重,何尝文用惭愧的语气说道:“昨天中午把肚子给吃坏了,拉了一晚上的肚子,我现在还在马桶上……监考的事情,我可能,真的没办法了!” Listens to his condition a little does not seem right, Lu Zhou rushes to care to say. 听他的状态似乎有点不对,陆舟赶忙关心说道。 Your situation? Is serious? Or I make one drive to send you to the hospital.” “你情况到底怎么样了?严不严重?要不我让人开车送你去医院。” Doesn't use, my again squatting a while good......” “不用不用,我再蹲一会儿就好了……” The telephone hung up in the hastiness, was indistinct Lu Zhou to hear the sound of toilet pump. 电话在仓促中挂断了,隐隐约约间陆舟听到了马桶抽水的声音。 Looks the cell phone screen that falls black, Lu Zhou silent a while. 看着黑掉的手机屏幕,陆舟沉默了一会儿。 Having diarrhea did not have the means. 拉肚子就没办法了。 Can't to bring the basin to go to the examination place to monitor an exam? 总不能让人带着盆去考场监考吧? That is the picture is really beautiful, beautiful to letting the person does not dare to imagine. 那是画面实在是太美,美到让人不敢想象。 Lu Zhou observed the situation an office, sees is only left over a Schoolmate Han who today has not asked for leave, at this moment is blinking, a face looks at itself purely. 陆舟环视了一眼办公室,见今天没请假的只剩下一位韩同学,此刻正眨着眼睛,一脸单纯地看着自己。 Hesitant a while, Lu Zhou sighed finally, takes up the notebook to stand up silently. 犹豫了一会儿,陆舟最终叹了口气,默默地拿起笔记本站起身来。 Good student who only comes the office punch-, he is not really cruel enough to squeeze her. 唯一一个来办公室打卡的好学生,他实在是不忍心压榨她。 However is one monitors an exam. 不过是一场监考而已。 He was goes. 他还是自己去得了。 Almost stepped on the 8 o' clock ding to enter the examination place , was almost Lu Zhou just stepped into the instance of examination place, originally noisy chaotic classroom instantaneous peaceful dozens decibels. 几乎是踩着八点的钟声走进了考场,也几乎是陆舟刚刚踏入考场的瞬间,原本嘈杂纷乱的教室瞬间安静了几十个分贝。 fuck! I have not misread, is God Lu......” 卧槽!我没看错吧,是陆神……” Was flamboyant, the academician monitors an exam! The mother, my cell phone threw in the package, definitely sent the friend circle to install to compel.” “牛逼了,院士监考!妈的,要不是我手机扔包里了,肯定发朋友圈装个逼。” Was finished, my small copies......” “完蛋了,我的小抄……” Looks at the completely silent classroom, Lu Zhou gawked gradually slightly, a little indefinite looked at door plate one, looked at a face to compel to stand that teacher ignorant by platform, coughed the sound to ask lightly. 看着渐渐鸦雀无声的教室,陆舟微微愣了一下,有点儿不确定的看了门牌号一眼,又看了看一脸懵逼地站在讲台旁边的那个老师一眼,轻咳了声问道。 „...... Is this theory of numbers class examination place?” “……这是数论课的考场吧?” The teacher nods, the tone respectful has a worship. 那老师点了点头,语气恭敬中带着一丝崇拜。 Yes!” “是的!” „......, I have not gone astray,” tries the moderate atmosphere to smile in a friendly way, Lu Zhou stepped onto the familiar platform, looked at student under the platform, looked at eye another monitoring an exam teacher, test must start immediately, starts to send the examination paper.” “……哦哦,那我没走错,”试图缓和气氛地友好笑了笑,陆舟走上了熟悉的讲台,看了眼讲台下的学生,看了眼另一名监考老师,“考试马上就要开始了,开始发卷子吧。” Yes!” “是!” „......” “……” Does not know that is own misconception, Lu Zhou always felt colleague who this same examination place monitors an exam, as if energetic stimulated somewhat excessive point...... 不知道是不是自己的错觉,陆舟总觉得这位同一考场监考的同事,似乎精神亢奋的有些过头了点…… The examination paper sends quickly. 试卷很快发下去。 With resounding of attending class ting, the theory of numbers class test formally starts. 随着上课铃声的响起,数论课的考试正式开始。 Perhaps is because Academician Lu this big shot presents the reason that monitors an exam, not only the student in classroom, is implicated monitoring an exam teacher behind classroom a little trembling the feeling, wainscot very straight sitting there, making one unable to pick up a flaw. 或许是因为陆院士这位大佬在场监考的缘故,不只是教室里的学生,就连坐在教室后面的监考老师有点儿“战战兢兢”的感觉,腰板挺的直直的坐在那里,让人挑不出一丝破绽。 Sees his overtension the appearance, Lu Zhou a little wants to smile, but thinks that the test is also in progress, endured enduring, finally has not smiled. 看到他那紧张过度的样子,陆舟不禁有点想笑,但想到考试还在进行中,忍了忍,最终还是没笑出来。 Time one minute one second of past, the wall clock on wall tick-tock tick-tock is walking. 时间一分一秒的过去,墙上的挂钟滴答滴答的走着。 Starts to feel gradually bored, putting on a serious face Lu Zhou noticed itself to have a yawn while no one quietly, fished out the note of stopper in bosom package, continued not to complete the research that yesterday, took the ball pen to write above. 渐渐开始感觉到无聊,板着脸的陆舟趁没人注意到自己悄悄打了个哈欠,摸出了塞在怀包里的笔记,继续昨天未完成的研究,拿着圆珠笔在上面写了起来。 Really, compared with looking at others presents the topic, is problem solving is more interesting. 果然,比起看别人做题,还是自己解题更有意思。 Gradually enters the condition Lu Zhou, then forgot quickly oneself place examination place matter. 逐渐进入状态的陆舟,很快便忘记了自己身处考场这件事情。 Has saying that when a person immerses in matter that in liking handling, the time will then cross quickly. 不得不说,当一个人沉浸在喜欢做的事情中,时间便会过得很快。 Unknowingly, had passed for one hour. 不知不觉中,已经过去了一个多小时的时间。 When Lu Zhou stops the ball pen in hand, looked at a watch, discovered with amazement the test has been about to end unexpectedly. 陆舟停下手中的圆珠笔时,看了一眼手表,惊讶地发现考试居然已经快结束了。 Looked at the back row of classroom, sees persevering that another monitoring an exam teacher adheres faithfully as before on post, Lu Zhou relaxes. 瞧了眼教室的后排,见另一位监考老师依旧恪尽职守的坚守在岗位上,陆舟不禁松了口气。 Fortunately is absent-minded, only then oneself. 还好开小差的只有自己。 If another monitoring an exam teacher were also absent-minded, that was also unfair to these conscientiously to study, diligently the good students of reference appendix. 要是另一名监考老师也开小差了,那也太对不起那些认真学习、努力备考的好学生们了。 Is preparing standing up to move the stiff arm, however this time, the Lu Zhou split vision is catching a unusual sign suddenly keenly. 正准备站起身来活动一下僵硬的胳膊,然而就在这个时候,陆舟的余光忽然敏锐地捕捉到了一丝不寻常的迹象。 Sees only by that aisle by the window, a young attractive female student, is lowering the head to sit there. Hangs loose black haired that dangles just to block the both sides of arm exactly, looks like shading device, artificially made a stretch of field of vision blind spot. 只见靠窗的那条走道旁边,一名年轻漂亮的女生,正低着头坐在那里。披散垂下的黑发刚恰好挡住了胳膊的两侧,就像是卷帘似的,人为制造出了一片视野盲区。 The experience of school days told Lu Zhou, this fellow surely did not have to do the good deed. 学生时代的经验告诉陆舟,这家伙肯定没有在干好事。 Although he has not made the shortcoming, but has not eaten the pork, sees the pig to run after all. 虽然他自己从来没做过弊,但没吃过猪肉,总归是见过猪跑的。 Stood from the seat calmly, warned with the line of sight sits in nearby student, do not remind her. 不动声色地从座椅上站了起来,用视线警告了坐在附近的学生,不要提醒她。 Buried a writing with vigor little elder sister to walk past Lu Zhou toward that stopped silently in her behind, looked at one toward the table under peacefully. 朝着那位埋着头奋笔疾书的小姐姐走过去的陆舟,默默地停在了她的身后,安静地朝着桌子下面瞄了一眼。 Really...... 果然…… That is shining cell phone screen, is conspicuous on such as a beacon light in the darkness. 那亮着的手机屏幕,在黑暗中就如一盏明灯般显眼。 He even can clear seeing, a fair pinky dial in that about, turns the page copy just happy. 他甚至能清晰的看见,一只白皙的小拇指在那左右拨着,翻页抄的正欢。 Catches one with the goods, nothing more to be said. 人赃俱获,没什么好说的了。 Lu Zhou coughed gently, reminded her. 陆舟轻轻咳嗽了一声,提醒了她。 cough cough.” 咳咳。” By being frightened out of one's wits that this suddenly resounding cough frightens, that school girl fierce a peak shoulder like frightened rabbit, almost not putting cell phone on leg throws. 被这声突然响起的咳嗽吓的魂飞魄散,那女学生就像受惊的兔子一样猛的一耸肩膀,差点没把搁在腿上的手机扔出去。 Especially immediately when she and Lu Zhou to line of sight, the complexion brush was white, the sound stutter answered. 尤其是当她和陆舟对上视线,脸色顿时刷的白了,声音结结巴巴地解释道。 Old, the teacher...... that, is not such that you think.” “老,老师……那,那个,不是您想的那样的。” It is not such that I think, which type can that also be? 不是我想的那样,那还能是哪样? You can also in the test look that Teletubbies are inadequate? 你还能在考试的时候看天线宝宝不成? Yeah,” Lu Zhou a little disappointed shaking the head, „, although this semester I have not taken several classes to you, but you are also insufficient to be perfunctory me with this method.” “哎,”陆舟有点失望的摇了摇头,“虽然这学期我没给你们上过几节课,但你也不至于用这种方法来敷衍我吧。” Hears this disappointed sighing, that attractive school girl was possibly frightened, immediately cried. 听到这声失望的叹气,那漂亮的女学生可能是被吓到了,顿时哭哭啼啼了起来。 To here sound attracting the attention, another monitoring an exam teacher meteor stride walked. 对这边的动静给吸引了注意力,另一名监考老师流星大步地走过来。 Perhaps to display in the Academician Lu front, this young teacher did not show tender affection one to take away her cell phone, said impartially and justly. 或许是为了在陆院士的面前表现一番,这位年轻的老师毫不怜香惜玉地一把收走了她的手机,铁面无私地说道。 Cheat in the examination, single branch result odd, marks misconduct the punishment!” “考试作弊,单科成绩挂零,记过处分!” Hears this marking misconduct, that school girl tears could not stretch immediately, the pear flower belt/bring rain said. 一听到这声记过,那女学生这眼泪顿时绷不住了,梨花带雨地说道。 Teacher, can do not mark misconduct? My mother requests to be very strict to me, definitely could not accept my cheat in the examination this matter, Teacher, the teacher you came out I to tell you......” “老师,能不能不要记过?我妈妈对我要求很严格的,肯定接受不了我考试作弊这个事,老师,老师你出来我跟你说……” Saying, she be scared stands up, puts out a hand to hold on the Lu Zhou sleeve cuff, drew Lu Zhou that a face is compelling ignorant to move actually half step in the entrance direction. 说着,她慌了神似地站起身来,伸出手拉住陆舟的袖口,硬是拉着一脸懵逼的陆舟往门口方向挪了半步。 However, was good reflected because of Lu Zhou rapidly, immediately the anchorage footsteps, pulled out from her hand the hand, the righteousness expression said. 不过,好在陆舟迅速反映了过来,马上定住脚步,将手从她手中抽了回来,义正言辞地说道。 Schoolmate, my mother to my request is also very strict!” “同学,我妈妈对我的要求也是很严格的!” However, obviously is a few words of righteousness expression, actually does not know why made in the classroom erupt the laughter of general laughter. 然而,明明是很义正言辞的一句话,却不知为何让教室里爆发了哄堂的笑声。 That school girl shames is red in the face, squeak squeak wu wu opens and closes the mouth to explain, a few words could not say. 那女学生羞得面红耳赤,吱吱呜呜的开合着嘴想解释,却一句话说不出来。 Looks at the chaotic classroom, another monitoring an exam teacher who is busy reorganizing the discipline, Lu Zhou is lost in thought. 看着乱糟糟的教室,还有忙着整顿纪律的另一位监考老师,陆舟陷入了沉思。 mmp! mmp! The seems like what this year's examination paper leaves was too simple, unexpectedly had the time to create a disturbance. 看来今年的卷子出的还是太简单了点,居然都有时间起哄了。 Or...... 要不…… Time strict Dianhao who changes the volume. 改卷的时候严点好了。
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