Wu Fatty action is truly strong. 吴胖子的行动力确实很强。 Lu Zhou is still finding the person to consult the relevant law provision, to draw up the contract, he has then pulled out an undertaking team to himself. 陆舟这边还在找人咨询相关法律条款、拟定合同,他便已经给自己拉出一支创业团队了。 This team altogether 12 people, have Senior of business school, there is a software institute, law school, moreover looked only the professional course twists, proper studies the tyrant! Naturally, there are just came to the school a few days, at any time filled with the enthusiasm to the university life and prepares for running about sprouted greatly newly...... 这支团队一共十二个人,有商学院的学长,也有软件院的,还有法学院的,而且单看专业课绩点,妥妥的都是学霸！当然,也有刚来学校没几天,对大学生活满怀热情并随时做好跑腿准备的大一萌新…… However, this is also not the key point. 然而,这还不是重点。 The key point is, these labor forces are free! 重点是,这些劳动力还都是免费的！ When Lu Zhou asked with amazement, doesn't need to pay out the wages to these people? 当陆舟惊讶地问,难道不需要给这些人发工资吗？ Wu Fatty smiles lightly, mentioned the life with him. 吴胖子只是淡淡笑了笑,和他谈起了人生。 „Goes to the avenue to distribute the circular, comes to sell the wide band, installs the router, the express sort...... you felt, the students of these concurrent jobs, are really short of money to spend? A month 1,000-2,000 living expenses, you thought that this money is possibly not enough to spend?” “去大街上发传单,上门推销宽带,安装路由器,快递分拣……你觉得,这些兼职的学生,真的只是缺钱花吗？一个月1,000-2,000的生活费,你觉得这钱可能不够花吗？” Wu Fatty shakes the head, self-examines answers: „Of course not.” 吴胖子摇摇头,自问自答:“当然不是。” Lu Zhou actually wants to break him, then told him seriously „is”, but thinks or bore, gave him a face, making him compel to install this. 陆舟其实很想打断他,然后一本正经地告诉他“是的”,但想了想还是忍住了,给他个面子,让他把这个逼装完。 „You look for under the person interview casually, asks why they make the concurrent job, 80% people give your answer, can induce three categories: Idles bored, wants to experience the life, to exercise itself.” “你随便找个人采访下,问问他们为什么做兼职,百分之八十的人给你的答案,都可以归纳进三大类:闲得无聊、想体验生活、想锻炼自己。” At this point, Wu Fatty sighs with emotion: „Here is gold/metal big, the expert imagines your me must be much more. Compared with your cow possibly could not find, but the cow, that is grasps generally big. The heart of hearts longs for that is that concurrent job spends? No, is actually only a stage!” 说到这里,吴胖子感慨:“这里是金大,牛人比你我想象中的要多得多。比你牛的可能找不到,但一般牛的,那是一抓一大把。大家内心深处渴望地是那点兼职费？不,其实只是一个舞台！” „I told them, we were the undertaking partners, we are hatching a great project, if this project were successful, it possibly became next hungry or the drop drop, left a good name in the Internet undertaking history. At this moment, we are the One Regiment teams, is the family member, is the founder......, but most basic, we are providing this stage to them!” “我告诉他们,我们是创业伙伴,我们在孵化一个伟大的项目,如果这个项目成功,它可能成为下一个饿了吗或者滴滴,在互联网创业史上留名。此时此刻,我们是一个团队,是家人,是创始人……而最根本的,我们是在给他们提供这个舞台！” „If, our projects were defeated, we have then lost together. If became......” “如果,我们的项目失败了,那我们便一起输过。而若是成了……” At this point, Wu Fatty stopped a while, smiles to continue. 说到这里,吴胖子停顿了一会儿,笑了笑继续说。 „...... Waits for at that time, sent a benefits is not late to them again.” “……等那时候,再给他们发点福利也不迟。” As for this benefits is anything, Wu Fatty is also bearing the temper, specifically described with Lu Zhou. 至于这个福利是什么,吴胖子也耐着性子,和陆舟详细说明了一下。 The vulgar point pays out money, does not want too vulgar on organization dining together, the organization traveling, the organizations and other Association, gives them the opportunity to install to compel before others, this paid out money to be easier-to-use than directly...... 俗一点就发钱,不想太俗就组织聚餐,组织旅游,组织和其它社团联谊,给他们机会在别人面前装逼,这比直接发钱好使多了…… After listening, in the Lu Zhou heart only had a feeling. 听完了之后,陆舟心中只有一句感慨。 Ended, the person supposed all collapses. 完了,人设全崩了。 Before signing that cooperation agreement, he has thought this fellow will be will look after Senior of person very much, has not actually thought that will take off camouflages later Wu Fatty genially, completely will be a countenance of Huang Shiren. 签那个合作协议之前,他一直以为这家伙是个很会照顾人的学长,却没想到揭下和善伪装之后的吴胖子,完全是一副“黄世仁”的嘴脸啊。 Especially that about the concurrent job for anything's speech, Lu Zhou always thought full article are the quibble...... 尤其是那段关于兼职是为了什么的发言,陆舟总觉得满篇都是歪理…… However thinks carefully, but also really penetrating! 不过仔细想想,还真特么的精辟！ The several draft animals of 201 bedrooms, installed the router with him before, which is to lack the living expenses, to not experience life! Finally only then he is really for money, insisted finally...... 201寝室的几个牲口,以前和他一起去装路由器,哪个是缺生活费啊,可不就是为了体验生活吗！最后只有他一个人真是为了钱,坚持到了最后…… Lu Zhou cannot bear say: „What makes you study mathematical really was does work beneath one's ability.” 陆舟忍不住说道:“让你学数学真特么的是屈才了。” Wu Fatty looks at the day, is eyeful sad and disconsolate: „I also felt.” 吴胖子望天,满眼忧伤与惆怅:“我也觉得。” Lu Zhou: „I mean, you do not make the biography. Sells, what really was does work beneath one's ability.” 陆舟:“我的意思是,你不去做传.销,真特么的是屈才了。” Wu Fatty: „......” 吴胖子:“……” ...... …… Then, „campus train society” was founded. 就这样,“校园火车社”成立了。 According to Wu Fatty view, has the sign of mass organization, appears regular, can flicker moe did not say newly, but can also borrow some schools justifiablily „public resource”. 按照吴胖子的说法,有个社团的牌子,显得正规些,可以忽悠一些萌新不说,还能名正言顺地借用一些学校的“公共资源”。 Applied as for the mass organization, because Wu Fatty as if got up the society to unite the blacklist of section, therefore was Lu Zhou handles. 至于社团申请,因为吴胖子似乎上了社联部的黑名单,所以是陆舟去搞定的。 A more accurate point, is forest Yuxiang helps handle. 或者更准确点来说,是林雨湘帮忙搞定的。 Lu Zhou also realized rarely „personal connection dog” advantage, others must walk one month of application flow, but also wants one month of observation period. But this type of having impure motives mass organization, 80% will be united by the society in the second month killing. 陆舟也难得体会了一回“人脉狗”的优势,别人要走一个月的申请流程,还要有一个月的观察期。而这种动机不纯的社团,八成会在第二个月被社联给干掉。 But to his here, is in forest Yuxiang the mouth „minor matter”, walked the flow lid to stamp...... 但到了他这里,也就是林雨湘口中的“小事一桩”,走流程盖盖章就过了…… The mass organization establishes, the small and crude theatrical troupe has built. 社团建立,草台班子已经搭建好了。 President Lu Zhou, vice-president Wu Dahai. 社长陆舟,副社长吴大海。 As for „starts an undertaking 12 arhats by campus train APP that” Wu Dahai looks, all sealed the minister one by one. 至于被吴大海找来的“校园火车APP创业十二罗汉”,全都挨个封了部长。 In any case the title of mass organization is some brevet ranks, seals not to ask for money. 反正社团的头衔都是些虚衔而已,封下去又不要钱。 When Lu Zhou cannot bear ask him, why does these matter such skilled times, he also replied with the seasoned person tone. 当陆舟忍不住问他,干这些事情为何这么熟练的时候,他又是用过来人地语气回答道。 „Similar matter I have done several times, for example what gold/metal big undertaking society, working and studying society and so on.” “类似的事情我也搞过几次,比如什么金大创业社,勤工俭学社之类的。” The advantage that „does, you can, when the mass organization incurs newly relaxed move to manpower, the name of by Mass organization conducts many events, a large number of free labor forces can use. In addition we have the official seal of company, but can also cover the proof of the social practice and enterprise practice, the member of society can also obtain the actual benefit, in brief the advantage are many.” “这么做的好处有很多,你能在社团招新的时候轻松招到人手,以社团的名义进行很多活动,还有大量的免费劳动力可以用。再加上咱们有公司的公章,还可以给人盖社会实践和企业实习的证明,社员也能得到实惠,总之好处很多。” Lu Zhou asked: „Had you done before? These mass organizations afterward?” 陆舟问道:“你以前搞过？那些社团后来呢？” Wu Fatty smiles awkwardly, hehe said: „...... Was united being responsible for teachers of section to fall to to rub by the society.” 吴胖子尴尬一笑,嘿嘿道:“……被社联部的负责老师给撸掉了。” Lu Zhou: „......” 陆舟:“……” Leads the student to participate in the extracurricular activities, and involves the concurrent job activity of money transaction, the school in forbids the student mass organization to do in principle. Any involves money the matter, is easy to have problems. Once has problems, has problems, the school must take on the responsibility. 带学生参与校外活动,并且还是涉及金钱交易的兼职活动,学校在原则上是禁止学生社团这么搞的。任何涉及到钱的事情,都容易出问题。而一旦出了问题,出了问题,学校就要担责。 However Wu Fatty also said to Lu Zhou, campus train is all right absolutely, these working and studying society is different from he has done, all community activities are completed in the school, does not need in the person contact with society, to be basic what issue. 不过吴胖子同时也向陆舟表示,校园火车这个绝对没事,和他搞过的那些勤工俭学社不同,所有社团活动都在校内完成,也不需要和社会上的人接触,根本出不了什么问题。 In addition this is number institute project in the university students'innovative undertaking prop plan, in name has the academy-level leader in the endorsement, without annoying greatly troublesome, the society will unite being responsible for teachers of section generally not such „innocent”. 再加上这是数院的大学生创业扶植计划中的项目,名义上有院级领导在背书,只要没惹出大麻烦,社联部的负责老师一般不会那么的“不懂事”。 Gate way said that visible and cannot see, a time of Wu Fatty less than cigarette, gave Lu Zhou to say understands. 这其中的门门道道,看得见的和看不见的,吴胖子不到一根烟的功夫,就给陆舟全讲明白了。 But this also made Lu Zhou determine again, this fellow truly was a talent. 而这也让陆舟再次确定了,这家伙确实是个人才。 Although is an talent in another significance...... 虽然是另一种意义上的人才…… Really does not know that college entrance examination big screen, how makes this fellow infiltrate 985 to come. 真不知道高考这张大筛子,到底是怎么让这家伙混进985来的。 After the mass organization establishes second day, the second matter that Wu Fatty does, all 12 arhats......, should not call 12 ministers now, called the school entrance small fish village completely. 社团成立后的第二天,吴胖子干的第二件事,就是将所有十二罗汉……哦不,现在应该叫十二部长,全部叫到了校门口的小鱼庄。 Before the money on company account, Lu Zhou has not thought how good to spend, does not know timid and hesitant should spend, Wu Fatty planned actually for him. 以前公司账上的钱,陆舟是没想好该怎么花钱,束手束脚地也不知道该不该花,吴胖子倒是替他计划好了。 The first expenses then eat and drink, budget 1000. 第一笔开销便是吃吃喝喝,预算一千块。 Walked can be the account of company, but pays money, must pretend is the president shells out. According to one of the Wu Fatty thick black theory, wants to make others help itself handle the matter, must first make others feel that has a deficit oneself. 走的可以是公司的账,但付钱的时候,一定得装作是社长自掏腰包。按照吴胖子的厚黑学之一,想让别人帮自己办事儿,先得让别人觉得亏欠自己。 In undertaking „difficult” the initial stage, the tie of lead shells out, asking everyone to eat meal. If you do not have a labor force, in the conscience cannot pass. 在创业最“艰苦”的初期阶段,带头的领带就自掏腰包,请所有人吃了顿饭。你要是不出点儿劳动力,良心上也过不去啊。 1000, generally male comrade one month of living expenses also this! 一千块,一般男同志一个月的生活费也就这点了！ Then after is, achievement a big enterprise, these people on dining table, cannot forget this food inevitably. 便是以后成就了一番大事业,饭桌上的这些人,也必然忘不掉这顿饭。 What is the team cohesive force? 什么是团队凝聚力？ That is! 这就是！ In one dining table, Wu Fatty first respected Lu Zhou one cup, then stands up, holds up the cup. 一上了饭桌,吴胖子先是敬了陆舟一杯,然后才站起身来,举起杯子。 „Everyone from all corners of the country, the gold/metal makes us be acquainted greatly the meet. Can gather together is the reason, can do an enterprise together, is the reason! No matter can make the result, at least our youth have striven for the dream!” “大家都是来自五湖四海,金大让我们相识相遇。能聚在一起是缘,能一起干一番事业,亦是缘！不管能不能做出成绩,至少我们的青春为梦想奋斗过！” „Come, for our enterprises, cheers!” “来,为了我们的事业,干杯！” „Cheers!” “干杯！” These people did not know mutually, but has made the concurrent job in Wu Fatty there. Person who however time of such a glass of liquor, did not get to know each other well, wound ripe. 这些人原本是不相互认识的,只是在吴胖子那里做过兼职。然而就这么一杯酒的功夫,原本不相熟的人,也都熟络了许多。 Sits in Wu Fatty side, in the Lu Zhou heart also sighs with emotion. 坐在吴胖子的旁边,陆舟心中也是不禁感慨。 Is too difficult to learn...... 学不来学不来…… According to reaching an agreement such, as Lu Zhou of association president then stands, took the lead in making to introduce oneself. 按照说好的那样,身为会长的陆舟接着站起来,带头做了个自我介绍。 After Lu Zhou sits down, is Wu Fatty, everyone carries the wine glass to stand up in turn, is making passionate self introduction. 陆舟坐下后,便是吴胖子,大家依次端着酒杯起立,做着热情洋溢的自我介绍。 After knowing one, personnel appointment, push the boat along decided on the dining table. 认识了一圈之后,人事任命,也就顺水推舟地在饭桌上定下来了。 Actually regarding the small company of this type of Sparrow class, besides company executive, important also on two positions, one is the product manager, is responsible for the APP operation. A technology manager, is responsible for APP renewing and maintaining. 其实对于这种麻雀级的小公司,除了公司经理之外,重要的也就两个职位,一个是产品经理,负责APP运营。一个技术经理,负责APP更新和维护。 The name of product manager was Yuan Liwei, was big three Senior of business school, although was only an undergraduate student, usually had is helping the professor do the product designs of some Internet companies, in the business school was also a known big shot, owed Wu Fatty to have this personal connection, can this big god tricking......, please do not come. 产品经理的名字叫袁立伟,是个商学院的大三学长,虽然只是个本科生,平时却有在帮着教授做些互联网公司的产品设计工作,在商学院也是个小有名气的大佬,也亏吴胖子有这人脉,能把这尊大神给忽悠……哦不,请过来。 The technology manager name was Ronghai, engineering course male of software institute, will proficiently utilize Python, C + + and Java three languages, software development the mathematical modeling teammate in technical possibilities slightly inferior Lu Zhou, but will not miss many, was a character who studied Tyrant level. 技术经理名字叫荣海,软件院的工科男一枚,会熟练运用Python、C++、Java三种语言,软件开发方面的技术可能稍微逊色陆舟的数学建模队友,但也不会差多少,也是一名学霸级的人物。 Meets the help of mapping to design UI then again, studies the law is the legal counsel, studies the marketing helps the product manager make the plan, to make the market analysis, to raise one pile of interesting idea to suffer the code agriculture in team...... 再然后会做图的帮忙设计UI,学法律的当个法律顾问,学市场营销的帮着产品经理做策划、做市场分析、提一堆有趣的idea折磨团队里的码农…… Will not sprout as for these anything greatly newly, first complete stopper to the Human Resources Department gate, or the development new mass organization member, either runs about to do odd jobs. Thought that has not had the feeling, the community activities wastes the time, does not want to do must withdraw...... 至于那些什么都不会的大一萌新,先全部塞到人事部门,要么发展新社团成员,要么跑腿打杂。觉得没存在感,社团活动浪费时间,不想搞了要退出…… That does not do. 那就不搞了呗。 985 this places lack is never an expert. 985这种地方缺的从来不是牛人。 But is the stage...... 而是舞台……