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#475: As one scientific research dog that only then vainly hopes for


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Studies Black Science & Technology System document Chapter 475 of tyrant as one scientific research dog that only then vainly hopes for Has the material science specialized little friend? Under not consideration Jinling Higher Research institute? Link: Recruitment general rules.】 学霸的黑科技系统正文卷第475章身为一只有梦想的科研狗【有材料学专业的小伙伴吗?不考虑下金陵高等研究院吗?链接:招聘简章。】 Ps1: So long as you have one to fill the heart of deep love to the scientific research, as well as lowest doctor school record, with 12 months and the above post-doctorate or enterprise research and development post work experience.】 【ps1:只要你拥有一颗对科研充满热爱的心,以及最低博士学历,和12个月及以上博士后或企业研发岗位工作经验。】 Ps3: Not only Dr. material science, the physical and doctors of other mathematical wait divisions/disciplines can also consider to project your resumes, and momentarily welcome, but please enclosed official research subject application in resume ~ 【ps3:不只是材料学博士,物理、数学等等其他学科的博士也可以考虑投出你们的简历,并且随时欢迎,但请在简历中附上正式的研究课题申请~】 12 : 00 pm, some University of Science and Technology of China material science laboratory. 晚上12点,科大某材料学实验室。 When brushes to this Weibo, is defending Hou Jinli in the laboratory, palpitated with excitement. 当刷到这条围脖时,正在实验室里守点的侯进力,怦然心动了。 Just like most people, he paid attention to God Lu to look that God Lu installs to compel, the result has not thought that rewarded to promulgate for a long time had not had, when he sent Weibo, actually waited till one...... the employment ad? 和大多数人一样,本来他关注陆神只是想看陆神装逼的,结果没想到诺奖颁奖过了这么久都没有等到他发围脖,却是等到了一条……招聘广告? Swept the commentary area, sees is only eaten the melon people to seize. 扫了眼评论区,只见已经被吃瓜群众占领。 【The lowest school record doctor, over 12 months post-doctorates experience...... God Lu, I am still attending the undergraduate course, can first be scheduled a position?】 【最低学历博士,12个月以上博士后经验……陆神,我还在读本科,可以先预定一个位置吗?】 Advertisement causes ill, reporting!】 【广告引起不适,举报了!】 【Can high-school student? Will sweep the floor, will serve tea to pour water, will sell to sprout/moe ~ 【高中生可以吗?会扫地,会端茶倒水,会卖萌~】 【Doesn't big shot, why have the lifeform? Also under consideration lifeform, lifeform!】 【大佬,为什么没有生物?也考虑下生物啊,生物啊!】 Here had a biological dog self-closing, was inferior to us him......】 【这里有一只生物狗自闭了,不如我们把他……】 Hou Jinli: „......” 侯进力:“……” Saw that hundred point to praise, always thought that behind the screen transmitted deep evil intent from the world, he chooses not to continue to look downward. 看到了那百来个点赞,总觉得屏幕背后传来了来自世界的深深的恶意,他选择不继续往下看去。 The biochemical link material four big holes, some actually multi- pits, buried many graduates every year, this has not needed tsukomi. 生化环材四个大坑,究竟有多坑,每年埋葬了多少毕业生,这都已经没必要吐槽了。 Regardless of the domestic overseas, the environment of entire material research and development is so. 无论国内国外,整个材料研发的大环境都是如此。 The room for profits less than 30%, the producer research and development cycle 7-8 years are the common things. Said that a realistic issue, how many estates did have this time enough to develop? How many Internet entrepreneurs sufficed to walk the listing circle money to the bankruptcy? 利润空间不到30%,产品研发周期7-8年更是常有的事情。说个现实的问题,有这时间都够开发多少个楼盘了?都够几个互联网创业公司走完上市圈钱到破产了? Naturally, the home compares to regard as important regarding material, the effort of support is also quite big. 当然了,国内对于材料这块还是比较看重的,支持的力度也相当大。 Otherwise will not multiply so many to depend on the enterprise that the government subsidy and research spending earn a living. 否则也不会滋生那么多靠着国家补贴和科研经费过活的企业了。 Naturally, chose this line of scientific research dogs regarding one, does scientific research many to speak a mood, cannot turn toward money to look completely. 当然了,对于一名选择了这一行的科研狗来说,搞科研多少还是得讲点情怀的,不能完全向着钱看。 Hou Jinli self-examined, reason that oneself studied for the doctors not to change professions, many are deeply loving this line. 侯进力自问,自己之所以读到博士都还没转行,多少还是热爱着这一行。 Meanwhile, is hoping one day over can boil, such is driving BMW to his tutor of a Ph. D. student, handled is 1 million levels of big projects, talked and laughed merrily with the bosses of listed company. 与此同时,也盼望着有一天能熬出头,向他的博导那样开着宝马,经手的都是百万级的大项目,和上市公司的老板谈笑风生。 However is ideally happy, the reality is brutal. 然而理想是美好的,现实是残酷的。 Let alone was 1 million levels of funds, he did not even have including oneself laboratory, 别说是百万级的经费了,他甚至连自己的实验室都没有, The most ideal outlet probably is a two years of post-doctorate, applied for thousand azure, hired 985...... 最理想的出路大概便是两年博士后,申请青千,直聘985…… However is ideally happy, azure thousand proportions how many? 然而理想是美好的,青千的比例又有多少? Just like wording such, is less than 1/1000. 正如字面那样,不到千分之一而已。 Returned to the Weibo main text, sees Jinling Higher Research institute these inscriptions time, Hou Jinli remembered a while ago at that matter that the academic circle causes to discuss. 回到了围脖的正文,看到金陵高等研究院这几个字样的时候,侯进力不禁想起了前段时间在学术界引起热议的那件事情。 The new controllable fusion research unit settles down in Jinling, chief designer as if Lu Zhou. 新的可控核聚变研究单位落户金陵,总设计师似乎正是陆舟 Although this matter does not have the news to report wantonly, but in the academic circle is actually not secret. 这事虽然没有新闻大肆报道,但在学术界却并不是什么秘密。 Some people think that Lu Zhou inflated, some people think that he was insane, some people try to prove possibility, after all the controllable nuclear fusion said remotely truly remote, but said that near words actually also only miss that the shooting...... 有的人认为陆舟膨胀了,有的人认为他疯了,也有人试图论证其中的可能性,毕竟可控核聚变说遥远确实遥远,但说近的话其实也就只差那么临门一脚…… Although, this kicked for more than 50 years not to kick. 虽然,这一脚踢了五十多年也没踢进去。 Hou Jinli guessed in the heart, this Jinling Higher Research institute increases enrollment the doctor who makes the material direction, can be related with the project of controllable nuclear fusion? 侯进力不禁在心中猜测,这金陵高等研究院扩招做材料方向的博士,会不会和可控核聚变的项目有关? Selected the Weibo following link with the curious mood, was quick he to see the main text of recruitment general rules. 怀着好奇的心情点开了围脖后面的链接,很快他看到了招聘简章的正文。 When looked when his vision moved that line of treatment, the eye then cannot move immediately. 当看他的目光移动到了待遇的那一行时,眼睛顿时便挪不开了。 Official researcher yearly salary 150,000! 正式研究员年薪十五万! Year-end bonuses, a five dangerous gold/metal and boarding subsidy...... 还有年终奖、五险一金、食宿补助…… Naturally, most makes him unable to move the eye , after is not that is put on regular status, 150,000 yearly salaries, but in that later description. 当然,最让他挪不开眼睛的,还不是那转正之后十五万的年薪,而是在那之后的描述。 According to description in recruitment general rules, so long as adopted the interview, after 1-6 months of practice sessions, then can obtain the qualifications of official researcher! 根据招聘简章中的描述,只要通过了面试,经过1-6个月的实习期,便可以获得正式研究员的资格! Generally speaking, regarding non- studying abroad doctor, the normal flow is first makes two to three years of abundance of after the university, then walks to help the flow of research, the vice- research and associate professor, this set at least must six years, if the luck not good far-fetched or did not have the boss of conscience with, enduring can the qualifications of independent study, eight years be few. 一般来讲,对于非留洋博士来说,正常的流程是先在高校做两到三年的博后,再走助研、副研、副教授的流程,这一套下来至少都得六年的时间,而如果运气不好跟了个不靠谱或者没良心的老板,熬到能够独立研究的资格,八年都是少的。 How many eight years however does the life have? 然而人生又有几个八年? A golden period as researcher, only then 30 to 40 years old in the ten years. 身为一名研究员的黄金时期,也就只有30岁到40岁这十年而已。 If he can successfully respond to the official researcher, was equal to that can at least little take six years of road. 如果他能成功应聘正式研究员,等于可以至少少走六年的路。 Thinks in two days, oneself were the post-doctorate in University of Science and Technology of China just one year, Hou Jinli thoughts fiery. 想到再过两天,自己在科大做博士后刚好就一年了,侯进力的心思不禁火热了起来。 The status of official researcher, is thinking can have own laboratory, is engaged in the independent research work, realizes from is spanned to the social class of exploiting class by the exploiting class. 正式研究员的身份,就以为着可以拥有自己的实验室,从事独立的研究工作,实现从被剥削阶级到剥削阶级的阶级跨越。 These conditions have boiled the big cow that raises one's head regarding some possibly no attraction, but regarding their these scientific research dog in suffering, the attraction is fatal. 这些条件对于一些已经熬出头的大牛来说可能没什么吸引力,但对于他们这些还在煎熬之中的科研狗来说,吸引力却是致命的。 ...... …… Regarding Hou Jinli, staying up late simply was the potluck. 对于侯进力来说,熬夜简直是家常便饭了。 Next day, filled in the data in the test report, Hou Jinli opened own notebook full of energy, downloaded advertised for the appendix in website. 次日,将数据填在了实验报告上,侯进力精神抖擞地打开了自己的笔记本,下载了招聘网站上的附件。 At this time, walked with Junior Brother with laboratory. 这时候,与同实验室的师弟走了进来。 Passed by the Senior Brother seat just in time time, Sun Hao approached the computer screen to look at the eye, gawked slightly under: „...... Lowest school record doctor, and there is at least 12 months of scientific effort experience. My God, which research institute threshold is this is so high?” 正巧路过师兄座位旁边的时候,孙浩凑近电脑屏幕看了眼,微微愣了下:“……最低学历博士,且有至少12个月科研工作经历。我的天,这是哪家的研究所门槛这么高?” Hou Jinli: Jinling Higher Research institute.” 侯进力:“金陵高等研究院。” One hear of this research institutions, Sun Hao were startled immediately. 一听这研究单位,孙浩顿时惊了。 Jinling Higher Research institute? F*ck! Does reward the laboratory of big shot you to dare to report?!” “金陵高等研究院?握草!诺奖大佬的实验室你都敢报?!” Hou Jinli: How does not try to know that is good?” 侯进力:“不试试怎么知道行不行?” How to say again, he is also the University of Science and Technology of China post-doctorate, in the school record is a little advantage. 再怎么说,他也是科大博士后,学历上还是有点优势的。 Naturally, some concrete many, does not say. 当然,具体有多少,就不好说了。 Pitifully I also miss for seven months, or I also tried,” looks at that recruitment general rules in screen, a Sun Hao face envies said that Senior Brother this, if really went to reward the laboratory of big shot, later do not forget to lead by the hand much.” “可惜我还差七个月,要不我也去试试了,”看着屏幕中的那招聘简章,孙浩一脸羡慕地说道,“师兄这要是真去了诺奖大佬的实验室,以后可别忘了多多提携啊。” Hou Jinli smiles, sighs saying: Said again, when the time comes only feared competes big.” 侯进力笑了笑,叹了口气说道:“等成了再说吧,到时候只怕竞争不小。” 200 quotas look as if many. 两百个名额看着似乎很多。 But divides equally the national major universities, actually did not have many. 但均摊到全国各大高校,其实也没多少了。 Moreover this condition, not only perhaps domestic university, even if does the postdoctoral work externally, saw , is very difficult is not excited...... 而且这条件,恐怕不只是国内的高校,就算是在国外做博士后研究的,看到了之后都很难不心动吧…… Underwent the anxious waiting, after successfully received the invitation of interview, Hou Jinli sat High Speed Rail confidently, arrived at Jinling from Luyang. 经过了焦急的等待,在成功收到了面试的邀请之后,侯进力信心满满地坐上了高铁,从庐阳来到了金陵。 When he on the route following cell phone map, takes taxi to arrive at Jinling Higher Research institute, looks that present was actually shocked. 然而当他顺着手机地图上的路线,打车来到金陵高等研究院时,看着眼前的一幕却是愣住了。 Previously when scheduled hotel he had an ominous premonition. 此前在预定酒店的时候他就有种不祥的预感。 Now looks like, his premonition is right. 现在看来,他的预感是对的。 Is looking at the scene of research institute downstairs that sea of people, in his heart despairs about own specialty for the first time...... 望着研究院楼下那人山人海的场面,他的心中还是第一次对自己的专业如此绝望……
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