SATS :: Volume #4

#328: „Pries enemy intelligence”


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Liu Hong is very helpless. 刘宏很无奈。 Let him do to test his meeting, making him pat the boss horse buttocks he also to be able, but pries enemy intelligence the matter of this need technique content, to his EQ, the grade was too high. 让他做实验他会,让他拍老板马屁他也会,但“刺探敌情”这种需要技术含量的事情,对他的情商来说,段位还是太高了点。 However does not have the means that regarding the postgraduate candidate, boss's order is usually absolute. 然而没办法,对于博士生来说,老板的命令通常都是绝对的。 Let alone is to make him run toward Jinling, even if makes him go to the teacher home to pass the toilet, he still can only hold one's nose to act accordingly. 别说是让他往金陵跑一趟,就算是让他去导师家里通马桶,他也只能捏着鼻子照办。 However Wang Haifeng also calculates that sincere, gave him to reimburse the High Speed Rail ticket, this good and evil did not need him to shell out. 不过王海峰还算“厚道”,给他报销了高铁票,这一趟好歹不需要他自掏腰包。 Actually inquires a research progress of research institute, there are many methods. For example the most simple and crude, opens 2-3 times of wage to dig the person from the laboratory of opponent directly, although did not sound, actually was also the most effective approach. 其实打探一个研究所的研究进度,有很多种方法。比如最简单粗暴的,直接开个2-3倍的薪水从对手的实验室挖人,虽然听起来没品了点,却也是最有效率的做法。 However what is quite awkward, this operation is not quite good to be entered in the account book. 然而比较尴尬的是,这一操作不太好走账。 Especially vertical topic, research spending, although can be used to give the researcher the operation capital, but the wages open too stared high very much easily by the discipline inspection commission, that may not make playing. Tightens since 06 years unceasingly, after to 14 years of Zhendan the central inspection team mentioned by name, the research spending became a very serious issue. 尤其是纵向课题,科研经费虽然是可以用来给研究员开工资的,但工资开的太高很容易被纪委盯上,那可就不是闹着玩儿的了。从06年开始不断收紧,到14年震旦被中央巡视组点名之后,科研经费就成了一个很严肃的问题。 As for concrete serious, helping the people who the boss has filled out a form know...... 至于具体有多严肃,帮老板填过表的人都知道…… Moreover regardless treatment issue, some people will stupidly not draw several places to jump from Lu Zhou to his teacher there. 而且抛开待遇问题,也根本不会有人傻不拉几地从陆舟这边跳到他导师那里。 Regardless how to think, international accurate Nobel level the scholar, his Wang Haifeng one is only internally somewhat authoritative „the Yangtze River scholar is more attractive. Therefore Wang Haifeng has not considered this idea, but is the choice makes Liu Hong inquire the situation, can look wrap/sets to the words comes out. 无论怎么想,一个国际化的“准诺贝尔级”的学者,都比他王海峰一个只是在国内有些权威的“长江学者”更有吸引力。所以王海峰也根本就没有考虑过这个主意,而是选择让刘宏过来打听情况,看看能不能套到点话出来。 To be honest, this is most does not have the stupid method of efficiency. 说实话,这是最没效率的笨方法。 Arrived at downstairs of computation material research institute, how in Liu Hong hesitates should be able to complete the task that this is almost impossible to complete, some back people called him suddenly. 来到了计算材料研究所的楼下,就在刘宏犹豫着该怎么才能完成这个几乎不可能完成的任务时,背后忽然有人叫了他一声。 Hey, are you to do what?” “喂,你是来干什么的?” Had a scare by this sound, Liu Hong turns around immediately, sees only a postgraduate candidate to stand in him behind, seems like comes to here to go to work evidently. 被这声音吓了一跳,刘宏立刻转过身来,只见一位博士生站在他身后,看样子似乎是来这里上班的。 I......” “我……” When Liu Hong racks brains to write the reason, the postgraduate candidate sized up the Liu Hong two eyes, suddenly probably understood anything, opens the mouth to ask. 就在刘宏绞尽脑汁编着理由的时候,那博士生打量了了刘宏两眼,忽然像是明白了什么,开口问道。 „Are you advertise?” “你是来招聘的?” Hears these words, in Liu Hong heart one happy, immediately the nod, says following his words fast downward. 听到这句话,刘宏心中一喜,立刻飞快点头,顺着他的话往下说。 Right, right! Heard that here move of researcher, I am respond.” “对,对!听说这里招研究员,我是来应聘的。” The doctor said: Also is really responds? However our here is is not so good, where do you graduate? What school record? The resume and do the material bring such?” 那博士笑着说:“还真是来应聘的?不过咱这里可不是那么好进的,你哪里毕业的?什么学历?简历和材料都带这么?” Folds the big doctor...... the resume not to bring, I am to come to here today have a look, has not made the decision.” Liu Hong smiles embarrassed, writes the reason to say. “折大博士……简历没带,我今天就是来这里看看,还没做决定。”刘宏不好意思笑了笑,编着理由说道。 Folds in a big way, good good, folds the big materials specialty is very domineering,” doctor nods saying that „, but, compared with missed a point with us.” “折大啊,不错不错,折大的材料专业还是挺强势的,”博士点头道,“不过,和咱们比还是差了一点。” Liu Hong just wants to scold one you to break wind, but thinks quickly own today's duty, will run up to the words of mouth to swallow back. 刘宏刚想骂一句“你放屁”,但很快想到自己今天的任务,将跑到嘴边的话又咽了回去。 Does not want to continue to waste the time in this topic, he changed a topic rapidly. 不想在这个话题上继续浪费时间,他迅速换了个话题。 Your here treatments how?” “你们这里的待遇怎么样?” The postgraduate candidate suspected that looked at the Liu Hong two eyes, the heart said this fellow responded, advertised for the general rules not to look? The treatment wrote above clearly. 那博士生怀疑地看了刘宏两眼,心说这家伙来应聘的,难道连招聘简章都不看吗?待遇都明明白白写在上面了。 However, he answered this issue. 不过,他还是回答了这个问题。 Different post pay were different, fold the big doctor...... to be put on regular status the starting pay probably about 12,000, as for the research spending and patent reward, this looked at your skill, moreover calculated.” “不同岗位薪酬不同,折大博士……转正了起薪大概一万二左右吧,至于科研经费和专利奖励,这个看你本事,另外计算。” 12,000?! 一万二?! Hears this number, Liu Hong said F*ck immediately. 一听到这个数字,刘宏心里顿时说了句握草 Regarding knocking the yearly salary 100,000 being nothing high salaries of code, the direction chooses the yearly salary 200,000 starts is not called a matter well, but the materials specialty is different, idle talk research post. 对于敲代码的来说年薪十万算不了什么高薪,方向选得好年薪二十万起步都不叫个事儿,但材料专业不同,更遑论研究岗位了。 Before mixing raises one's head, no matter master doctors are the scientific research labor force, throws a resume time can also be teased by hr two you do the chemistry is not quite easy to look for the work and to make the sale? The sale also lacks manpower. 混出头之前,甭管硕士博士都是科研劳力,投个简历的时候还得被hr调侃两句“你们搞化学的不太好找工作吧”、“做不做销售?销售还缺人手”。 „...... Treatment such?” To be honest, good made Liu Hong excited. “……待遇这么好吗?”老实说,好的都让刘宏都心动了。 Also ok, but the treatment was next,” that doctor smiles frank, we carried out the scientific research the vision to put long-term, cannot always stare at the wage that the laboratory is paying. In addition our big bosses, but God Lu, took that big shot of Adams chemistry prize. The young boss is also very flamboyant, has been two years of post-doctorate in Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Has this lineup to lead, but can also 't eat the meat with the worry?” “还行吧,不过待遇都是其次了,”那博士爽朗笑了笑,“咱们搞科研的眼光得放长远一点,不能总盯着实验室发的薪水。再加上咱们的大老板可是陆神,才拿了亚当斯化学奖的那位大佬。小老板也很牛逼,在麻省理工大学做过两年博士后。有这阵容带队,还用担心吃不着肉?” This lineup, truly sufficed flamboyant. 这阵容,确实够牛逼了。 Let alone is close to 150,000 starting pays, even if makes his white wine two years he still want...... his present wages to add the subsidy in any case over 3000, has no difference from the white wine, was pressed by the teacher cannot be raising one's head. 别说是接近十五万的起薪,就算是让他白干两年他也愿意啊……反正他现在工资加补贴总共三千多,和白干也没啥区别,被导师压着也出不了头。 Liu Hong swallowed a saliva, when envies at heart, suddenly is somewhat uncomfortable. 刘宏咽了口唾沫,心里羡慕之余,忽然有些不是滋味儿。 The people are the comparisons. 人都是会比较的。 Thinks for oneself a doctorate must be submissive, works as the inexpensive scientific research labor force to the teacher, thinks of every means to write the paper, to write the report, two do not to mix to paper that finally writes, in his heart then filled was not balanced. 一想到自己为了一个博士学位还得低声下气,给导师当廉价科研劳力,费尽心思写论文、写报告,到最后自己写的论文连个二作都混不到,他心中便充满了不平衡。 Thinks of here, in Liu Hong's heart, braves a crazy thought suddenly. 想到这里,刘宏的心中,忽然冒出来一个疯狂的念头。 The road of life is long, does not need to hang oneself dead in an unworthy choice. 人生的路还长,没有必要在一个不值得的选择上吊死。 Swallowed a spit, he is probing asking: I...... have an issue.” 咽了口吐沫,他试探着问道:“我……还有一个问题。” Asked?” “问吧?” Finally, Liu Hong in the hesitation, asked those words: „The words of master school record, your does here want?” 终于,刘宏在犹豫中,问出了那句话:“硕士学历的话,你们这里要吗?” Hears these words, the doctor looked at his one eyes. 听到这句话,那博士愣愣地看了他一眼。 Isn't this fellow a doctor? 这家伙不是博士吗? ...... …… The awards ceremony just ended for three days, Lu Zhou Weibo is brushed the screen by a big Heyte news. 颁奖典礼刚刚结束了三天,陆舟围脖就被一大片的艾特消息刷了屏。 Has not shared the joyous feelings of prize regarding his time on Weibo, his fans seem like some to be not quite happy, crazily Heyte in each and his related blog he. 对于他这次没有在围脖上分享获奖的喜悦之情,他的粉丝们似乎有些“不太高兴”,疯狂在各个和他有关的博文上艾特他。 As for the titles of these blogs, is various spicy eyes. 至于那些博文的标题,也是各种辣眼睛。 【Does first place obtain Adams chemistry prize Chinese scholar unexpectedly is he?!】 【首位获得亚当斯化学奖的华人学者竟然是他?!】 Shock! The top award of organizing educational world, conferred a mathematician unexpectedly!】 【震惊!有机化学界的顶级大奖,竟然颁给了一名数学家!】 From 1 + 1 to li +s, takes a look at others family/home study the god is what appearance.】 【从“1+1”到“li+s”,瞧瞧别人家的学神是什么样子。】 Looks in the news reminder on is hanging 99 +, the Lu Zhou expression somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry. 看着消息提醒中上挂着的99+,陆舟的表情有些哭笑不得。 The point opens looks, half are Heyte. 点开一看,一半都是艾特自己的。 God Lu you changed, you became do not like installing to compel.】 陆神你变了,你变得不爱装逼了。】 Waited for both days not to have discomfort that when God Lu Weibo, I could not say at this moment from top to bottom.】 【等了两天都没等到陆神围脖,此时此刻我浑身上下说不出的难受。】 Thanked God Lu, before I most stayed in the library in the afternoon, since trading new cell phone, I can stay to close in the library, even after returning to the bedroom, can hold cell phone to brush Weibo( dog head)( dog head)】 【感谢陆神,以前我在图书馆最多待到下午,自从换了新手机之后,我能在图书馆待到闭馆,甚至回了寝室之后还能抱着手机围脖(狗头)(狗头)】 Was fierce, my God Lu!】 【厉害了,我的陆神!】 【......】 【……】 Looks at these commentaries, when Lu Zhou is dumbfounded, suddenly also somewhat worries. 看着这些评论,陆舟傻眼之余,一时间也是有些犯了难。 To be honest, this compelled is too hard, no characteristics, he does not want to install. 老实说,这个逼太硬了,没什么特色,他是不想装的。 However the enthusiasm of fans, lets his some difficults to turn down an offer make with such warmth. 然而粉丝们的热情,又是让他有些盛情难却。 After one intertwines, Lu Zhou is finally embarrassed smiles, photographs to own medal and silver-cased watch, edits a blog to send, shared the joy of this flash with own fans. 一番纠结之后,陆舟最终还是不好意思一笑,对着自己的奖章和银表拍了张照,编辑了一条博文发了出去,和自己的粉丝们分享了这一瞬间的喜悦。 The old rule, is the repeater draws as before. 老规矩,依旧是转发抽奖。 As for the prize words, pulls out ten Huawei. This sign is quite safe, is top-quality, no sunspot. 至于奖品的话,就抽十部华威吧。这个牌子比较保险,质量过硬,也没什么黑点。 Or was seized to fasten the dunce cap by the bar essences, the weaponry key approves. Fights, even if he does not care about others' appraisal, looks that still very dislikes. 要不被杠精们捉住来扣上高帽子,仗键批.斗,即便他不怎么在意别人的评价,看着也是挺膈应的。 After clicking on the transmission, Lu Zhou put down cell phone cheerfully, plans to look after a while again. 点击了发送之后,陆舟乐呵地放下了手机,打算过一会儿再看。 Commenting this thing looks like the fragrant-flowered garlic to be the same, was long to shear again, had the sense of achievement. 评论这东西就像是韭菜一样,长起来了再割,才更有成就感。 Sits in the Lu Zhou opposite, is drinking Professor Surrott of coffee leisurely and carefree, spoke thoughtlessly to ask: Said, your return trip airplane ticket did subscribe?” 坐在陆舟的对面,悠闲地喝着咖啡的萨罗特教授,随口问道:“说起来,你的返程机票订了吗?” Lu Zhou thinks saying: Come time bought, probably three days later afternoon.” 陆舟想了想说:“来的时候就买了,大概三天后的下午。” Professor Surrott regrets saying: How many days doesn't play in San Francisco? If I have not remembered incorrectly, spring vacation should not finish.” 萨罗特教授遗憾道:“不在旧金山玩几天吗?如果我没记错,春假应该还没结束。” I am a professor, is not the student, what relations spring vacation and I have,” stopped the moment, Lu Zhou continued to say with the chatting tone, on the contrary was you, I remember that you were the professor of Cornell University, you did not need to attend class?” “我是教授,又不是学生,春假和我有什么关系,”停顿了片刻,陆舟用闲聊的口吻继续说道,“反倒是你,我记得你是康奈尔大学的教授,难道你都不用去上课的吗?” Attends class the teaching assistant, my words went back occasionally several times enough. The famous professor in extracurricular has the laboratory is not the rare matter, may not treat in the campus in Cornell University can train the outstanding researchers,” speaking of this time, Professor Surrott on the face is hanging the bright smiling face, in comparison, I like San Francisco!” “上课有助教,我自己的话偶尔回去几次就够了。况且有名气的教授在校外拥有实验室并不是什么少见的事情,不一定非得待在康奈尔大学的校园里才能培养优秀的研究人员,”说到这时候,萨罗特教授脸上挂着灿烂的笑容,“相比之下,我还是更喜欢旧金山!” Lu Zhou smiles: Right? I like the tranquility of Princeton actually.” 陆舟笑了笑:“是吗?我倒是更喜欢普林斯顿的宁静。” At this moment, in Surrott's pocket remembered the ting suddenly. 就在这时,萨罗特的兜里忽然想起了铃声。 I answer a telephone.” “我去接个电话。” Said the sound to Lu Zhou politely, Surrott stands up, took out cell phone from the pocket, while walks toward side. 礼貌地向陆舟说了声,萨罗特站起身来,一边从兜里取出了手机,一边向旁边走去。 However just placed near the telephone the ear, his complexion then slightly changes. 然而刚将电话放在了耳边,他的脸色便是微微一变。 Arrived afterward, his face has stretched the pale appearance. 到后来,他的脸已经绷成了铁青的样子。 After five minutes, finished Surrott of telephone conversation, walked. 五分钟之后,结束了通话的萨罗特,重新走了回来。 Looks at a face resentful Surrott, Lu Zhou knits the brows slightly, asked the sentence. 看着一脸愤懑的萨罗特,陆舟微微皱眉,问了句。 What happened?” “发生了什么事?” In fit of temper Surrott had not replied that this issue, pinches tightly the fist, cursed the sentence wickedly: That crowd does not defend the well-mannered bastard! I must sue them!” 还在气头上的萨罗特没有回答这个问题,捏紧拳头,恶狠狠地咒骂了句:“那群不守规矩的混蛋!我要起诉他们!”
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