SATS :: Volume #2

#171: Frank Will Zurcher


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The penta-quark state granules were discovered, regarding entire theory Physics, is a discouraging news. 五夸克态粒子被发现,对于整个理论物理学界来说,都是一个振奋人心的消息。 …… …… However regarding Frankwell Zurcher, his recent mood is not wonderful. 然而对于弗兰克维尔泽克来说,他最近的心情却不怎么美妙。 Naturally, his good mood actually not by that hadron collider stirring badly, because one six years ago gambling makes. 当然了,他的好心情倒不是被那台强子对撞机给搅坏的,而是因为一个六年前的赌约。 Six years ago, in Azores's Physics conference, he and a husband named Rhett Lees hit a gambling. 六年前,在亚速尔的物理学会议上,他和一位叫加瑞特里斯的先生打了一个赌。 Does not know Mr. Lees who where gets so far as the invitation, when he discussed the standard model stood to disturb, firmly believed that the supersymmetry particle did not exist, because you could not find the supersymmetry particle, but Frank Mr. naturally Nurse discussed Physics firmly, and predicted that hadron collider ( lh ) will survey the supersymmetry particle in 6 years! 不知从哪里弄到邀请函的里斯先生,在他谈论标准模型的时候站起来捣乱,坚持认为超对称粒子根本不存在,因为你们根本找不到超对称粒子,而弗兰克先生自然是坚定地维护理论物理学,并预言强子对撞机(lh)将在6年内探测到超对称粒子! Then they are in front of everyone to make a bet. 然后他们就当着所有人的面打了个赌。 The arbitrator in this gambling house was at that time host Massachusetts Institute of Technology Professor Markstay Cormac of that conference. 这场赌局的仲裁人是当时那场会议的主持人麻省理工学院教授马克斯泰戈马克。 But the gambling stake, is 1000 US dollars. 而赌注,是1000美元。 Now, 6 years have passed, lh after experiencing more than two years of recuperation, finally after June 3 restarting experiment, promoted 13 tev the energy success. But even discovered the penta-quark state granules, had not discovered the supersymmetry particle the sign. 如今,六年已逝,lh在经历了两年多的休整后,终于在6月3日的重启实验之后,将能量成功提升到13tev。但即便是发现了五夸克态粒子,仍未发现超对称粒子的迹象。 Although the standard model was examined again correctly, but has no egg to use, this gambling house he lost. 虽然标准模型再一次被正确检验,但并没有什么卵用,这场赌局他还是输了。 As for the reason, he overestimated the ern ability, promotes the performance to be optimistic after lh. 至于原因,他高估了ern的能力,也对lh升级后的性能过于乐观。 Actually, in Physics, bet is not the rare matter. 其实,在物理学界,打赌并不是什么罕见的事儿。 But regarding Frankwell Zurcher of liking to gamble, this is not his first bet. 而对于好赌的弗兰克维尔泽克本人来说,这也不是他第一次下注。 05 years, he then with Massachusetts Institute of Technology beautiful woman scientist Jennie Conrad makes a bet, believes firmly that lh will survey the higgs particle, but the latter thinks lh did not discover. 05年,他便与麻省理工大学的“美女科学家”珍妮康拉德打赌,确信lh将会探测到希格斯粒子,而后者则认为lh发现不了。 Then gambling stake was the gold coin chocolate that at the Nobel prize awards ceremony supplied, the final result was obvious, Frank won the gambling house, and obtained 10 gold coin chocolate. 当时的赌注是诺贝尔奖颁奖典礼上供应的金币巧克力,最后的结果显而易见,弗兰克赢得了赌局,并得到十枚金币巧克力。 This time had not as if been in luck, he very unfortunate lost the gambling house. 只是这次似乎就没那么走运了,他很不幸的输掉了赌局。 Actually the victory and loss has nothing, regarding these scholars, making a bet at most is the after-working hours adjustment. 其实输赢没什么,对于这些学者来说,打赌顶多算是工作之余的调剂。 But the issue came, with that Mr. who Rhett Lees he makes a bet, this fellow is actually not a fuel-efficient lamp. 但问题来了,和他打赌的那位加瑞特里斯先生,这家伙却不是个省油的灯。 First, this Mr. Lees at all is not Physics, but graduates the philosophy department doctor in University of California Los Angeles Branch, the present is a bridge construction worker. 首先,这位里斯先生根本不是什么物理学家,而是毕业于加利福尼亚大学洛杉矶分院的哲学系博士,现在是一名桥梁建筑工人。 Next, this philosophy department doctor its biggest achievement, then with the near future by Li Qun e8 structure that the mathematicians analyze, constructs the universal theorems in legend, and predicted more than 20 granules...... 其次,这位哲学系博士其最大“成就”,便是用近期才被数学家们解析的李群e8结构,构建传说中的大一统定理,并预言了20多个粒子…… Cause that Einstein has not completed, is the buried treasure that theory Physics pursues. However covets this buried treasure not only obviously theory Physics, has not understood physical innumerably the people branches, 爱因斯坦未完成的伟业,一直是理论物理学家追逐的宝藏。然而觊觎这个宝藏的显然不只是理论物理学家,还有无数根本不懂物理的民科们, Mr. Rhett Lees was in people Kuwait most has of culture probably, at least compared with North America these thinks that tenaciously Earth was the side, and self-made rocket the idiots who oneself delivered the stratosphere must to not know high where. 加瑞特里斯先生大概便是民科中最有文化的那位了,至少比北美那些固执地认为地球是方的,并自制火箭把自己送上平流层的蠢货们要高到不知道哪里去了。 Also therefore, he was sealed by many people as „the king of people branch...... 也正是因此,他被很多人封为“民科之王”…… Although his wrap/sets integrates the philosophic thinking the mathematical theory, the mathematician or Physics listened to snort contemptuously, but quite had the market in certain places, even also a book. 虽然他的那套融入哲学思想的数学理论,无论是数学家还是物理学家听了都嗤之以鼻,但在某些地方却相当有市场,甚至还出了一本书。 Also therefore, to Urviky Zurcher, losing this gambling house was very awkward. 也正是因此,对于维尔泽克来说,输掉这场赌局就很尴尬了。 Solemn Physics Nobel Prize winner, lost to „the king of people branch unexpectedly. 堂堂一个物理学诺贝尔奖得主,竟然输给了“民科之王”。 Although he on individual Twitter acknowledged very much confidently oneself lost, and fulfilled 1000 US dollars gentlemen's agreement, but clearly, he does not display in the social network like him is so confident. 虽然他在个人的推特上很坦然地承认自己输了,并履行了1000美元的君子协定,但很明显,他心里并不像他在社交平台上表现出来的那么坦然。 This is not 1000 US dollars matter, but is that fellow named Lees quite does not have, all day takes this matter in online to show off. 这不是1000美元的事情,而是那个叫里斯的家伙相当没品,整天拿着这件事在网上向人炫耀。 Recently many people met take this matter to tease him, he could not bear simply to oneself two palms of the hand, how initially to pull out on the brain, makes a bet with this spicy chicken? 最近很多人一见面就拿这件事儿调侃他,他简直忍不住给自己的自己两巴掌,当初怎么就脑子一抽,和这种辣鸡打了赌呢? Really lost face! 实在是太丢面子了! Sits in office that in ern prepares for him, Mr. Frank is drinking the coffee, while is visiting on the arxiv website the latest paper about penta-quark state granules. 坐在ern为他准备的办公室里,弗兰克先生一边喝着咖啡,一边浏览着arxiv网站上关于五夸克态粒子的最新论文。 At this time, his assistant knocked on a door. 就在这时候,他助手敲门走了进来。 Mr. Frank, some people make me bring one thing to you.” “弗兰克先生,有人让我带一样东西给您。” What thing?” Mr. Frank spoke thoughtlessly to say. “什么东西?”弗兰克先生随口回道。 „It seems like a paper.” The assistants replied. “看上去像一篇论文。”助手回答道。 Although was not quite recently happy, but he opens the mouth to say. 虽然最近心情不太好,但他还是开口道。 Brings me to take a look.” “拿来我瞧瞧。” Good mister.” “好的先生。” Received the paper of printing from the hand of assistant on paper, Frank brought to flip, spoke thoughtlessly to ask careless: „Doesn't above have the name? Is who brings.” 从助手的手中接过了打印在纸上的论文,弗兰克拿过来翻了翻,漫不经心地随口问道:“上面没有名字?是谁拿来的。” Assistants: According to that person of self introduction, he is an intern.” 助手:“根据那人的自我介绍,他是一名实习生。” Intern?” Frank knits the brows slightly, but not, because this status throws this paper one side, but was expression invariable continuation looked. “实习生?”弗兰克微微皱了皱眉,不过并没有因为这层身份将这篇论文扔到一边,而是表情不变的继续看了下去。 Can practise in ern this place, ability definitely some...... at least are not the people branches. Actually what many people lack is not a knowledge, merely is only an opportunity, if this paper is interesting, he did not mind that directs this intern. 能在ern这个地方实习,能力肯定是有的……至少不是民科。其实很多人缺的并不是学识,仅仅只是一个机会而已,如果这篇论文有意思的话,他不介意指点一下这位实习生。 But this is also his here personal connection very good reason. 而这也是他在这里人缘很好的原因。 Looked at two casually, but continues to look following the paper, unemotional Frank, on the face gradually appeared interested. 原本只是随便看两眼,不过顺着论文继续看下去,原本面无表情的弗兰克,脸上逐渐浮现了一丝饶有兴趣。 When saw in the paper some phrase, his expression suddenly, the interested look gradually becomes serious. 当看到了论文中某一个字眼时,他的表情忽然一顿,饶有兴趣的神色渐渐变得严肃起来。 Put down the paper in hand, Frank looked to own assistant. 放下了手中的论文,弗兰克看向了自己的助手。 „The contact method of this person?” “这个人的联系方式呢?” The assistants gawked slightly, immediately said: He has not left the telephone number, but left behind an address, in the hotel near ern building. If you want to see him, I can look for him for you.” 助手微微愣了下,随即说道:“他并没有留下电话号码,不过留下了一个地址,就在ern大楼附近的酒店。如果你想见他,我可以替您将他找来。” Helps me look for him, this paper returns Interesting.” Frank threw the paper in the top left-hand corner of table. “去帮我找下他吧,这篇论文还有点意思。”弗兰克将论文丢在了桌子的左上角。 Generally speaking, places here paper, is in his opinion Interesting, at least has to make him spend the time the value. 一般来说,放在这边的论文,都是在他看来有点意思的,至少有让他付出时间的价值。 Right that pile as for place, the final home to return to mostly is the shredder of office...... 至于放在右边的那一堆,最后的归宿大多是办公室的碎纸机…… ...... …… After assistant who the paper gives Mr. Frank, Lu Zhou thinks must wait for several days to have the result, has not thought happily comes so sudden. 将论文交给弗兰克先生的助手之后,陆舟原本以为怎么也要等几天才会有结果,没想到幸福来的如此突然。 In the next day morning, the assistant of Mr. Frankwell Zurcher came to the hotel to find him, took away the office in building him. 就在第二天的上午,弗兰克维尔泽克先生的助手来酒店找到了他,将他带去了楼的办公室。 But this venerable sees his later first few words is. 而这位老先生见到他之后的第一句话便是。 You thought that what that possibly is?” “你觉得那可能是什么?” Lu Zhou said without hesitation: Supersymmetry particle!” 陆舟毫不犹豫地说道:“超对称粒子!” Actually this type is unlikely, even he does not believe that gadget possibly is the supersymmetry particle, but he must say. 其实这种可能性很小,甚至于他自己都不相信那玩意儿可能是超对称粒子,但他必须这么说。 This is one jokes, like drawing investment. 这是一个噱头,就像拉投资一样。 However, Mr. Frank is not obviously good to flicker, smiles to make noise, shakes the head to say. 然而,弗兰克先生显然没那么好忽悠,笑出声来,摇头道。 This is not quite realistic.” “这不太现实。” But has this possibility, perhaps it is other thing, but what, has the value that is worth studying not?” Lu Zhou continues saying that can make a bet? I pay 100 US dollars, bets there definitely to have anything.” “但存在这种可能性,也许它是别的东西,但无论是什么,都有值得我们研究的价值不是吗?”陆舟继续说道,“要打赌吗?我出一百美元,赌那里肯定有什么东西。” Hears to make a bet, this old man's eyebrow corner/horn twitched ruthlessly, coughed the sound saying: Made a bet does not need.” 听到打赌,这位老头的眉角狠狠地抽搐了下,干咳了声说道:“打赌就不必了。” Lu Zhou gawked slightly under. 陆舟微微愣了下。 He has understood beforehand, this venerable most likes the dry/does matter is others makes a bet, how to transfer the temper suddenly? 他可是事先了解过,这位老先生最喜欢干的事儿就是和别人打赌,怎么突然就转性子了? Stopped the moment, Frank continues to say. 停顿了片刻,弗兰克继续说道。 I to your discovery a little interest, but also merely is a little. No matter I am whether interested, ern impossible is one starts lh without the perfect theory, but you do not have successfully to convince me.” “我对你的发现有点兴趣,但也仅仅是有点而已。而且不管我是否有兴趣,ern都不可能为一个未经完善的理论启动lh,而你也没有成功地说服我。” But, I can you an opportunity, before the end of the month you can make your theory is more perfect, then at the end of the month European nucleon research conference, I will recommend you to mount the stage to make a report, reported your discovery to Physics of participation conference. If you can convince me with your theory at that time, I can consider that helps you convince others.” “不过,我可以给你一个机会,在月底之前你可以将你的理论做的更完善一些,然后在月底的欧洲核子研究会议上,我会推荐你上台做个报告,向参与会议的物理学家们报告你的发现。如果那时你能用你的理论说服我,我可以考虑帮你说服其他人。” Said these words time, Frank has been staring at the eye of Lu Zhou. 说这句话的时候,弗兰克一直在盯着陆舟的眼睛。 Lu Zhou knows, this old person is waiting for anything. 陆舟知道,这位老人在等待着什么。 The deep breath the one breath, Lu Zhou with the affirmative look, responded to the anticipation of old person. 深呼吸了一口气,陆舟用肯定的眼神,回应了老人的期待。 But his reply, only has a word. 而他的回答,只有一个单词。 Good!” “好!”
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