SATS :: Volume #1

#10: I have two girlfriends


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Male bedroom, Room 201. 男寝,201室。 Under the desk lamp, is brushing the topic Liu Rui to stop the pen suddenly, glanced the bedroom entrance, does to be indifferent, careless, not caring a whoop shape to ask: You said how this elbow hasn't come back?” 台灯下,正在刷题的刘瑞忽然停下了笔,瞟了眼寝室门口,做漠不关心、漫不经心、毫不在意状问道:“你说这肘子怎么还没回来?” In the installation hits the blade tower legend Huang Guangming not to lift, returned to the sentence inexpensively: Does not know. You cared that others do do? Does the base? The driver man, is really disgusting!” 坐床上打刀塔传奇的黄光明头也不抬,贱贱地回了句:“不知道。你这么关心人家干啥?搞基啊?司机佬,真恶心!” Gets down! Does your fart. Stock!” “下来!干你屁.股!” Liu Rui scolded the sentence, jumps to put out a hand to hold the ladder table, frightens Huang Guangming cell phone not to look, hurries to hold the parapet to beg for mercy. 刘瑞骂了句,跳起来伸手抓住梯子摇床,吓得黄光明手机也不看了,赶紧抱着栏杆求饶。 Brother Liu Brother Liu, I made a mistake I to be wrong! Do not swing! Wanted the deceased person! ~ “刘哥刘哥,我错了我错了!别摇啊!要死人了!啊啊啊~” Actually the basic being able dead person, this bed is two rows of companies gets up, in the cabinet also put so many books and clothes is pressing, hangs the body weight of Liu Rui whole person, impossible such a huge cuboid toppling. 其实根本死不了人,这床铺是两排连起的,柜子里还放了那么多书和衣服压着,就是把刘瑞整个人的体重挂上去,也不可能把这么庞大的一座长方体给扳倒过来。 These two funny guys mess about, has almost become daily of 201 bedrooms. 这两个活宝瞎闹腾,几乎已经成了201寝室的日常。 At this time, is reviewing Shi Shang of English to raise the head suddenly, saying suddenly: „The elbow did not do to hold concurrent jobs recently, in the evening has not seen his to rub, all day soaks in the library, is it possible that......” 这时候,正在复习英语的史尚忽然抬起头来,冷不丁的说道:“不过说起来,肘子最近也不做兼职了,晚上也没见他撸了,整天都泡在图书馆里,莫非……” Is it possible that?” Liu Rui raised up the ear. “莫非?”刘瑞竖起了耳朵。 Is it possible that discussed the object?” Shi Shang asked with the tone indefinitely. “莫非谈对象了?”史尚用不确定地语气问道。 Liu Rui: „......” 刘瑞:“……” Huang Guangming: „......” 黄光明:“……” „......, How don't you speak?” Discovered own awkward silence, Shi Shang said awkwardly. “……呃,你们怎么不说话了?”发现自己冷场了,史尚尴尬地说道。 Liu Rui and Huang Guangming look at each other, exchanged under the look, looks at Shi Shang together. 刘瑞和黄光明相视一眼,交换了下眼神,一起看史尚 Liu Rui said seriously: Flies Elder Brother.” 刘瑞严肃道:“飞哥。” fuck, asked me to fly Elder Brother to be anxious with you again!” 卧槽,再叫我飞哥跟你急!” Huang Guangming said seriously: Flies Elder Brother, we are the math department.” 黄光明一本正经道:“飞哥,咱是数学系的。” „......” “……” This logic is too perfect, suddenly, Shi Shang had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly, congealed to choke speechless, has not hung two lines of clear tears on the difference on the cheeks. 这个逻辑太完美,一时间,史尚竟无言以对,无语凝噎,就差没在脸颊上挂两行清泪。 The male student single dog proportion of math department, can excel by far the entire gold/metal big first place absolutely. Other engineering course institutes can also choose the class flower to come out,...... wants to choose the class flower to come out to their here, perhaps can only convince the class leader women's wear. 数学系的男生单身狗比例,绝对能冠绝整个金大的榜首。其它工科院还能选个班花出来,到了他们这儿……想选个班花出来,恐怕只能说服班长女装了。 As for the local official, hears the math department, the first response is „, have that flock of single dogs and been in love?”, Does not exist?”. Generally speaking, the female student does not like looking person who very much does not have the affective tone discussed that can take off/escape single absolutely is extremely rare. 至于外班的,一听到数学系,第一反应就是“哦,那群单身狗啊”、“谈过恋爱吗?”、“不存在的吧?”。一般来说,女生也不是很喜欢找没有情调的人谈,能够脱单的绝对是凤毛麟角。 How otherwise to explain, Yushu like me faces the wind dashing, will play the basketball, with a male god of class/flow Sichuan maple tree rank, why hasn't escaped the list to the present? 要不然如何解释,像我这样玉树临风、英俊潇洒又会打篮球,和流川枫一个级别的男神,为什么到现在还没有脱单? Yeah, reality such brutal. 哎,现实就是这么的残酷。 Shi Shang looks at the day. 史尚望天。 At this time, Lu Zhou returned to the bedroom just in time, opened the door then to say with a smile. 这时候,陆舟正巧回了寝室,推开门便笑道。 What are you making? On my corridor was away from listens to the light to be howling there wolf crying ghost. Hurries to ask a girlfriend to go, dragging for a long time me to fear the matter.” “你们在闹啥呢?我走廊上隔着就听光明在那儿狼哭鬼嚎了。赶紧找个女朋友去吧,拖久了我怕出事儿。” Huang Guangming is serious: Elbow, I asked that you very serious issue, you replied truthfully.” 黄光明一脸严肃:“肘子,我问你个很严肃的问题,你如实回答。” What......?” “啥……?” Shi Shang said seriously: „Did you have the girlfriend?” 史尚一本正经接话道:“你是不是有女朋友了?” Lu Zhou did not say patiently: Has, two! Doesn't envy? Wants me to use taking advantage of you?” 陆舟不耐烦道:“有有有,还有两个呢!羡慕不?要不要我借你们用用?” Go away!” Three people said with one voice. “滚!”三人异口同声道。 Lu Zhou gawked, never expected that they so synchronize, suddenly realized anything, smiles to say embarrasedly: What are you...... thinking? What I said is the high generation two and several points two, I took the note above, you want to look that takes away to look casually, remembers also came back on the line.” 陆舟愣了下,没想到他们如此同步,忽然意识到了什么,讪讪笑了笑道:“你们……在想啥呢?我说的是高代二和数分二,我在上面做了笔记,你们想看随便拿去看,记得还回来就行了。” „......” “……” „......” “……” „......” “……” . 呃。 Probably awkward silence. 好像冷场了。 ...... …… In the morning, Lu Zhou had an early bed as always, washes the face the cleaning the teeth sweep trace, went to the cafeteria at the back of the notebook. 早晨,陆舟一如既往地起了个早床,洗脸刷牙收拾干净,背着笔记本去了食堂。 The cafeteria just opened the door the business, in the hall empty few individual. 食堂刚刚开门营业,大厅里空荡荡的没几个人。 When Lu Zhou walks, the fresh steamed stuffed bun happen to comes out, is away from the surface fragrance that can smell that to float far away. 就在陆舟走进去的时候,新鲜的包子正好出炉,隔着老远就能闻到那飘来的面香味儿。 Aunt, comes three steamed stuffed bun one cup of soybean milk, must pack!” “阿姨,来三个包子一杯豆浆,要打包的!” Good! The young fellows are so also early, the aunt selects to you in a big way.” “好嘞!小伙子又这么早来呀,阿姨给你挑个大的。” Thanks the aunt!” “谢谢阿姨!” The Lu Zhou mouth is very sweet, to schoolmate or teacher, or stranger. 陆舟嘴很甜,无论是对同学还是老师,亦或者陌生人。 This is his father teaches his truth , helping others do well, will not always suffer a loss. 这是他老爹教他的道理,与人为善,总不会吃亏。 Naturally, the words are not that absolute, his father was so many year of workers in the iron and steel plant, has suffered the air/Qi that receives may be many. But Lu Zhou, even if missing the father to own instruction, occasionally will unable to provide lodging own mouth, without should speak venomous tongue two. 当然了,话也不是那么绝对,他老爹在钢铁厂当了这么多年工人,吃过的亏受过的气可不少。而陆舟自己,即便挂念着老爹对自己的教诲,偶尔也会管不住自己的嘴,在不该讲话的时候毒舌两句。 The steamed stuffed bun installs, Lu Zhou pulls out the yielding cooked rice card, pasted on the card reader. 包子装好,陆舟掏出饭卡,贴在了读卡机上。 However the next second, his expression was awkward. 然而下一秒,他的表情就尴尬了。 Balance is insufficient 【余额不足】 Saw the awkwardness of Lu Zhou, the cafeteria aunt smiled, does not care said: All right, spends money, my here can give change.” 看出了陆舟的尴尬,食堂大妈笑了笑,不在意地说:“没事儿,用钱也可以,我这儿能找零。” Lu Zhou touches the pocket, fishes out the wallet, the expression was more awkward. 陆舟摸了摸口袋,摸出钱包,表情更尴尬了。 The wallet is empty, one bankcard. As for his Xiaomi cell phone, was thrown in the bedroom to charge by him, wants to sweep the data matrix code payment not to sweep. 钱包空荡荡的,就一张银行卡。至于他那部小米手机,也被他丢寝室里充电了,想扫二维码支付也扫不了。 This cafeteria could not swipe the bankcard probably? 这食堂大概是刷不了银行卡的吧? System...... 系统…… Under we discussed that can General points exchange money? 咱商量下,积分能兑钱吗? Lu Zhou in asked the sentence at heart low voice, however it is a pity that the system does not want to manage him. 陆舟在心里小声问了句,然而遗憾的是,系统并不想理他。 At this moment, transmits just like sounds of nature, on the reader ding-dong made a sound under. 就在这时,宛如一声天籁传来,读卡器上叮咚响了下。 Lu Zhou turns head immediately, sees only a female student who keeps air bangs, is standing in his back smiling visits him, pinched the right hand of food card also to shake shaking gently. 陆舟立刻回过头去,只见一位留着空气刘海的女生,正站在他的背后一脸微笑的看着他,捏着饭卡的右手还轻轻晃了晃。 Hi, morning.” “嗨,早啊。” „...... Lu Zhou gawked early, nods. “早……”陆舟愣了下,点点头。 This person...... 这人…… Is who? 是谁? that's too much, you actually do not know me!” Chen Yushan eyes looked that who Lu Zhou has not recognized is in itself, was mad to dig the lip. 好过分,你竟然不认识我!”陈玉珊一眼就看出来陆舟没认出自己是谁,气得撅起了下嘴唇。 „, Is sorry...... thanks, or do you add my WeChat? Do I go back also you?” “呃,抱歉……谢谢,要不你加下我微信?我回去还你?” Does not use, 2 5, I do not have to buckle, moreover we have added WeChat good!” Shakes to send, Chen Yushan pursed the lips to smile, extended the right hand, under the understanding, my name was Chen Yushan again, the business school. The Lu Zhou elementary school younger brother, later can call me Senior Sister.” “不用啦,才二块五,我没那么扣,而且咱们已经加过微信了好不好!”甩了甩头发,陈玉珊抿嘴微笑,伸出了右手,“重新认识下,我叫陈玉珊,商学院的。陆舟小学弟,以后可以叫我学姐哦。” Lu Zhou does not know why she must these two characters bite heavily study younger brother, does not know why he must front add in study younger brother slightly, does not know how she knows the truth. However hears that she said to add WeChat, thinks actually in a flash who she is. 陆舟不知道她为啥要把“学弟”这两个字咬得这么重,也不知道他为什么要在“学弟”前面加个“小”,更不知道她是如何知道真相的。不过听到她说的那句加过微信,倒是一瞬间想起来了她是谁。 ...... 只是…… This image changes is a little big! 这形象变化有点大啊! Under the waist is the neat cowboy shorts, a pair does not know which big long leg again downward makes one should focus on, with pair of white sandals. The upper body is the cool white ship gets the small T-shirt, was put on the stereoscopic effect in Geometry study by her unexpectedly. On the face is drawing a pale makeup, the lip gloss does not lose bright-colored pale red fresh, particularly did that round frame eyeglasses cast off...... changed into the contact lenses probably? 腰下是清爽的牛仔短裤,再往下一对不知道让人该把眼睛放在哪的大长腿,和一对白色的凉鞋。上身是清凉的白色船领小T恤,竟是被她穿出了几何学上的立体感。脸上画着点点淡妆,唇彩是清新而不失明艳的淡红,尤其是那圆框眼镜被摘掉了……大概是换成了隐形眼镜? Looks that Lu Zhou the appearance that did not speak there, in Chen Yushan heart slightly self-satisfied. Originally the roommate draws to her who actually she is thinking of every means dresses up, but also makes her somewhat bothersome but, but she feels now instantaneously, these time of waste do not calculate owed. 看着陆舟愣在那里不说话的样子,陈玉珊心中微微得意。本来室友硬是拉着她费尽心思的给她打扮一番,还让她有些烦不过,可现在她却是瞬间觉得,浪费的那些时间也不算太亏了。 Naturally, this is also because her condition is good, that was usually sloven be used. 当然,这也是因为她本身条件就不错,平时那只是不修边幅习惯了。 Even if the average people think of every means to dress up, still without her half of effects. 一般人就算是费尽心思打扮,也没她一半效果。 What's wrong? Elementary school younger brother?” Chen Yushan pulled up under the long hair of beside the ear, practical joke looks that Lu Zhou pursed the lips to smile, what hinted him not to say with the look? “怎么了?小学弟?”陈玉珊撩了下耳际的长发,恶作剧似地看着陆舟抿嘴微笑,用眼神示意他不说些什么吗? Lu Zhou silent a while, high and low sized up Chen Yushan one eyes, ponders over to say, but cannot support the conscience finally the suffering, the low voice opens the mouth said: In library the air conditioning very much in a big way opens...... your, can catch cold.” 陆舟沉默了一会儿,上下打量了陈玉珊一眼,琢磨着自己该不该说出来,但最终还是架不住良心的煎熬,小声开口道:“图书馆里空调开得很大……你这样,会感冒的。” „......” “……” Chen Yushan felt suddenly, holds of anticipation to his speech, was really stupid. 陈玉珊忽然觉得,对他的发言抱有期待的自己,实在是太蠢了。 Three steamed stuffed buns ate one, the remaining two tight plastic bags admitted in the package, sucked in air through the teeth noodles Chen Yushan to look at his one eyes curiously, but has not said anything, when only he does not want to waste food the good custom. 三个包子吃了一个,剩下两个扎紧塑料袋放进了包里,吸溜着面条的陈玉珊好奇地看了他一眼,不过也没说什么,只当他是不想浪费食物的好习惯。 Two people almost finished eating at the same time, walks toward the library together. 两人差不多同一时间吃完,一起向图书馆走去。 The previous place, Chen Yushan sits in the position of Lu Zhou next door, turned out the exercise book to quietly work hard. The edition correction modeling to trade the mood, to satisfy the interest of roommate, has not brought any change to her review rhythm. 还是老地方,陈玉珊坐在陆舟隔壁的位置,翻出了习题册埋头苦干。改版造型只是为了换换心情,同时也是为了满足室友的兴趣,并没有对她的复习节奏带来任何改变。 Lu Zhou takes out the notebook , to continue to edit his paper meticulously. 陆舟则是取出笔记本,继续一丝不苟地编辑着他的论文。 Yesterday old Tang gave the calculation method that he demonstrated that had very big inspiration to his paper, acting in the spirit of striking while the iron is hot, he planned that discussion process selection important part, interpolated in the paper. 昨天老唐给他展示的演算方法,对他的论文产生了很大的启发,本着趁热打铁的精神,他打算把那段论证过程选取重要的部分,写进论文里。 Then, then needs to do the clear difficulty only to be left over three, tries harder again slightly, strives handling the entire chapter paper before the end of the month! 如此一来,接下来需要搞明白的难点就只剩下了三个,再稍微加把劲,争取在月底之前把整篇论文给搞定! The SCI Journal edit is very slow, drags 2-3 months not to call the matter, even AMC this irrigation jumbo, where is impossible to go quickly. He does not want to tow a more than half a year to complete the system the duty. SCI期刊审稿可是很慢的,拖个2-3个月都不叫事儿,就算是AMC这种灌水巨无霸,也不可能快到哪去。他可不想拖个大半年才完成系统的任务。 Then, the time passes imperceptibly, quickly to noon. 就这样,时间在不知不觉中流逝,很快到了中午。 Brushed a morning topic, Chen Yushan stretches oneself, glances the eye to sit in nearby Lu Zhou, stands up, poked his arm to say gently. 刷了一上午的题,陈玉珊伸了个懒腰,瞟了眼坐在旁边的陆舟,站起身来走过去,轻轻戳了戳他胳膊说道。 Studies the younger brother study younger brother, can have the lunch together?” “学弟学弟,要不要一起去吃午饭?” Studied younger brother word she as if to call to become addicted, called insufficient, but also including was calling two times. 学弟这个词她似乎叫上瘾了,叫一遍不够,还连着叫了两遍 Lu Zhou hesitant, shakes the head: Does not use, I am also not very hungry, you first go.” 陆舟犹豫了下,摇了摇头:“不用了,我还不是很饿,你先去吧。” Today on Sunday, does not go to work to the person of food card sufficient money, his cell phone lost in the bedroom, rubbed others food card that again embarrassed? 今天星期日,给饭卡充钱的人不上班,他手机又丢在了寝室,再蹭人家饭卡那得多不好意思? Really doesn't use? I invited you.” Chen Yushan asked. “真的不用吗?我请你哦。”陈玉珊问道。 Lu Zhou swallowed a spit, thinks the barbecue of cafeteria mixes the food. 陆舟咽了口吐沫,想到了食堂的烤肉拌饭。 Finally, the seduction of food defeated the rationality, he nods to say embarrassed: That...... goes together, next time I will invite you.” 最终,食物的诱惑还是战胜了理性,他不好意思地点头道:“那……一起去吧,下次我请你。” The steamed stuffed bun was in any case cold, at noon eats eats in the evening seems to be same. 反正包子都冷了,中午吃还是晚上吃似乎都一样。 „, This saying I may remember. That walks quickly, was late to catch up with the dining peak again.” Chen Yushan stood, the instantaneous corners of the mouth that the back passes away turn upwards, the whole face is high-spirited, at heart hum hum two. “啊,这话我可记住喽。那快走吧,再晚点要赶上用餐高峰了。”陈玉珊站了起来,背过身的瞬间嘴角翘起,满脸意气风发,心里哼哼了两句。 Intelligence quotient again high how? Cannot be suppressed under the mature graceful Senior Sister makings of this female celestial. 智商再高又怎样?还不是得被压制在本仙女的成熟优雅学姐气质之下。 However follows to go out of Lu Zhou of library by her, simply has not actually noticed self-satisfaction on her face, because of him at this moment, is pondering a very serious issue. 然而跟在她旁边走出图书馆的陆舟,却根本没有注意到她脸上的得意,因为此时此刻的他,正在思考一个很严肃的问题。 One can eats the cumin taste? 一会是吃孜然味的呢? Eats the black pepper taste? 还是吃黑胡椒味的?
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