Chapter 612 【Scares to death them!】 第612章【吓死他们！】 In the evening. 晚上。 Dong Family. 董家。 The entire ten minutes, listen to a Dong Xuebin person to be foul-mouthed in living room, scolded this to scold that the throat scold mutely, air/Qi. 整整十分钟,就听董学斌一个人在客厅里骂骂咧咧着,骂完这个骂那个,嗓子都骂哑了,气啊。 „Old Yang family member anything quality capital!” “老杨家里人什么素质啊都！” „Back wags the tongue! Had the skill to make that Yang Zhaojuan be in front of my to say!” “背后嚼舌头！有本事让那杨兆娟当着我面说！” „My his mother punches does not die her! She also very has the superiority feeling!?” “我他妈揍不死她的！她还挺有优越感！？” „Country folk? Weren't your family upward but actually several generations the country folks?” “乡下人怎么了？你们家往上倒几代就不是乡下人了？” „Also is my mother a country dweller? your mother's fucking cunt! Your entire family is a country dweller!” “还我妈是农村人？麻了个痹！你全家都是农村人！” Sees the son to send the wind, Luan Xiaoping did not cry, soon, could not bear titter one to smile, sat by the son to sofa on, touched son's hand gently. 见儿子发了飙,栾晓萍也不哭了,不多时,忍不住噗嗤一声笑了出来,挨着儿子坐到沙发上,轻轻摸住儿子的手。 Dong Xuebin is angry: „You also smile! What smiles?” 董学斌恼道:“您还笑！笑啥？” Luan Xiaoping shows the gratified smile, „my son is good.” 栾晓萍露出欣慰的微笑,“还是我儿子好。” „That is, who amn't I good to be good? I one's own!” Dong Xuebin drinks water sleek/moist sleek/moist throat, pants saying: „I look at you and Old Yang matter, even if, mother, I were not to my Uncle Yang vitality/angry, for Uncle Yang my matter worried a lot, I know that the Uncle Yang person was good, was still good to you, I also very liked him, but this matter his mother choked with rage, their family members look down upon us now very much, did our also enthusiastic look paste others cold buttocks to do? Goes to his grandmother! We also look down upon them! Also worked as itself an scallion!” “那是,我不好谁好？我是亲生的！”董学斌喝了口水润润嗓子,气喘吁吁道:“我看您和老杨的事儿就算了吧,妈,我不是对我杨叔儿生气,杨叔儿为了我的事没少操心,我知道杨叔儿人不错,对您也好,我也挺喜欢他,可这事儿他妈窝火啊,他们家里人现在很看不起咱们呀,那咱还热脸贴人家冷屁股干嘛？去他姥姥的！咱们还看不起他们呢！还把自己当棵葱了！” „Scolded?” Luan Xiaoping takes a look at him. “骂完了没有？”栾晓萍瞅瞅他。 Dong Xuebin snort/hum said: „Has not ended, I scolded a while again, irritated bro.” 董学斌哼道:“没完,我再骂一会儿,气死哥们儿了。” „Ok, wasn't which family/home this? Gossipped to make them say.” “行了,谁家不是这样？说闲话就让他们说去吧。” „Mother, was not you cried a moment ago?” Dong Xuebin stares saying: „Hey, you are very but actually quiet.” “妈,不是您刚才哭的时候了？”董学斌瞪眼道:“嘿,您现在倒挺平静。” Luan Xiaoping smiles, traces son's back of the hand, „looked that you turn toward mother, mother was happy, is not angry early, trillion Juan is that temper, on the mouth unforgiving, actually the mind is good.” 栾晓萍笑笑,摸摸儿子的手背,“看你这么向着妈,妈高兴,早不生气了,兆娟就是那个性子,嘴上不饶人,其实心眼不错。” „Is good she!” Dong Xuebin quirk. “不错个屁她！”董学斌火道。 „Little Bin, let alone this.” “小斌,别说这个了。” „Mother, you pull up a truth to me, you really planned that married Old Yang? No matter what can marry him?” “妈,你给我撩句实话,你真打算跟老杨结婚了？不管怎么样都得嫁他？” Luan Xiaoping is somewhat embarrassed, said scruple: „You, un, you or think mother to marry, mother does not marry.” 栾晓萍有些不好意思,迟疑道:“你,嗯,你要不想妈嫁,妈就不嫁了。” Dong Xuebin smacks the lips saying: „Do not push to me, I asked you, how?” 董学斌咂嘴道:“您别推给我呀,我问您呢,到底怎么着？” Thinks, Luan Xiaoping coughed, „Old Yang is good to me.” 想了想,栾晓萍咳嗽了一声,“老杨对我不错。” Dong Xuebin one hear understood, mother this was really and Old Yang could not separate, air/Qi, fished out a cigarette to select at heart on pulled out several, end say/way: „Alright Alright, you, since decided that I listen your, who lets me is your son.” The good nature said one very much, but paused, Dong Xuebin revealed one's true colors, „this matter does not calculate, I who Yang Zhaojuan telephone said cannot treat as without hearing, how my mother , there would be no makings? How my mother on country dweller? bro his mother has not believed this to be evil!” 董学斌一听就明白了,老妈这是真和老杨分不开了,心里一气,就摸出支烟来点上抽了几口,末了道:“得嘞得嘞,您既然决定了,那我听您的,谁让我是您儿子呢。”很好脾气地说了一句,可顿了顿,董学斌就原形毕露了,“不过这事儿可不算完,杨兆娟电话里说的我可不能当做没听见,怎么我妈就没气质了？怎么我妈就农村人了？哥们儿还他妈就不信这个邪了！” Luan Xiaoping draws him, „do you do?” 栾晓萍一拉他,“你干嘛？” „Mother, we cannot swallow this tone, since you really planned that with Old Yang for a lifetime, that first grasped his family member, must raise up the prestige to come, otherwise gets married must to bully, your ‚sister-in-law’ when also what works as? Yang Zhaojuan dare to defecate in your head! Ms. Yang selects the nose vertical stroke to look askance again horizontally, Old Yang definitely is also a loyal son, when the time comes you what to do?” “妈,咱可不能咽下这口气,你既然真打算跟老杨过一辈子,那就得先把他家里人拿住了,得竖起威信来,不然过了门也得让人欺负,那您这个‘大嫂’还当什么啊当？一个杨兆娟都敢在您头上拉屎了！那杨老太太再横挑鼻子竖挑眼的,老杨肯定也是个孝子,到时候您怎么办？” Luan Xiaoping is good to say with a smile: „Old Yang they will come tomorrow, do not mump.” 栾晓萍好笑道:“老杨他们明天就来了,你别斗气。” „I am fight to mump with them!” Dong Xuebin air/Qi not on the way: „permits their backs spoke my old lady malicious remarks, but can also not allow I also the color? The mother, this matter gives me, before our family/home now is not, but also doesn't my mother have the car(riage) not to have the room? Is my mother look ordinary? My his mother go fuck yourself! Mother! Our mother and child this time makes them experience! I must make them have a look but actually am you cannot be joined to their family/home am their family/home cannot be joined to you!” Dong Xuebin draws Luan Xiaoping to stand, „isn't installs to compel? Who cannot! The mother, we walks!” “我就是得跟他们斗斗气！”董学斌气不顺道:“许他们后背说我老娘坏话,还不许我还还颜色了？妈,这事儿交给我吧,咱们家现在可不是以前了,还我妈没车没房？我妈相貌一般？我他妈去你大爷的！妈！咱娘俩这回就让他们见识见识！我倒要让他们看看是您配不上他们家还是他们家配不上您！”董学斌拉着栾晓萍就站起来,“不就是装逼吗？谁不会啊！妈,咱走！” The mother are motionless, „why to go?” 老妈不动,“干什么去？” „You follow me.” “您就跟我走吧。” „Big evening's, what time?” “大晚上的了,都几点了？” „Walks you, listens to your son right.” Dong Xuebin does not listen, draws Luan Xiaoping to put on shoes to wear the clothes. “走吧您就,听您儿子的没错。”董学斌不听,死活拉着栾晓萍穿鞋穿衣服。 Luan Xiaoping looks at son this, helpless on the mouth smiled, also has to follow, „hehe, your temperament, did not know along with anyone.” 栾晓萍一看儿子这样,嘴上无奈笑了下,也只好跟着出去了,“呵呵,你这个脾气呀,也不知道随了谁。” „Naturally along with you.” “当然随您。” „Mother may not have this big temperament.” “妈可没这个大脾气。” „You were too honest, therefore Yang Zhaojuan dares with you in front of cocky, looked down upon our family/home? Ok! This time we make them enlarge ones vision!” Dong Xuebin checks to visit, holds the mother to go downstairs, „can also introduce the object to Uncle Yang? That person of what condition? Kaibao horse? Does Hebei Province have the wrap/sets villa? The mother, you said that Yang Zhaojuan does make laugh with us? I estimated that what she long has not seen greatly is rich.” “您就是太老实了,所以那杨兆娟才敢跟您面前得瑟,瞧不起咱们家？行嘞！这次咱就让他们开开眼！”董学斌一把关上门,扶着老妈下楼,“还要给杨叔儿介绍对象？那人什么条件？开宝马？北河省有套别墅？妈,你说杨兆娟是不是跟咱们搞笑呢？我估计她长这么大没见过什么叫有钱。” Luan Xiaoping pats him with a smile, „poor.” 栾晓萍笑着一拍他,“贫吧。” Had/Left the community, Dong Xuebin did not have the car(riage), the cayenne gave Zhou Yanru them, running quickly Aunt Xuan opened, has to put out a hand to take taxi in the roadside. 出了小区,董学斌也没车了,卡宴给了周艳茹她们,奔驰萱姨开了回去,就只好伸手在路边打车。 After the moment, a hiring stopped in the roadside. 片刻后,一辆出租停在了路边。 Dong Xuebin opens the vehicle door first to make the mother come up, then sat front. 董学斌拉开车门先让着老妈上去,然后才坐到了前面。 Luan Xiaoping asked: „Does son, go?” 栾晓萍问道:“儿子,到底去哪儿？” „Wangfu well! Buys the body clothes for you!” “王府井！给您买身衣服！” ...... …… In the evening 8:40. 晚上八点四十。 Wangfu well pedestrian street. 王府井步行街。 Luan Xiaoping thinks that the son wants to bring oneself go to new Dongdan and so on market, who thinks that Dong Xuebin has not entered toward inside, leading her to take a stroll to proceed, arrived at several flagship stores of international first-tier brands, walks with stride, the eyeball about seems like. 栾晓萍以为儿子想带自己去新东单之类的商场,谁想董学斌根本就没往里面进,带着她溜溜达达地一直往前走,来到了几家国际一线品牌的旗舰店,大步走进去,眼珠子就左右看起来。 A service person immediately approach, „mister, Madame, welcome.” 一个服务员立刻迎上来,“先生,女士,欢迎光临。” Dong Xuebin one, turns the head to say to the mother: „Here bag is good, which do you like?” 董学斌一嗯,转头对老妈道:“这边手包不错,您喜欢哪个？” Luan Xiaoping said in a low voice: „Looks very expensively, how much money?” 栾晓萍低声道:“看着挺贵的,都多少钱啊？” „Tens of thousands, Louis Vuitton, is lv.” “几万吧,路易威登,就是lv的。” „Tens of thousands?” Luan Xiaoping one hear, turns around walks, „does not want, was too expensive, a package, mother buys also on dozens dollars.” “几万？”栾晓萍一听,掉头就走,“不要不要,太贵了,一个包而已,妈去买也就几十块钱。” „Different.” Dong Xuebin draws the mother, said: „A bit faster hurry up, chooses one, today must dress up to you well, don't you want there Yang Zhaojuan to make every effort to succeed again?” “不一样。”董学斌一拉老妈,死活道:“快点快点,选一个,今天必须给您好好打扮打扮,您不想再杨兆娟那儿争一口气了？” Luan Xiaoping does not speak. 栾晓萍就不说话了。 „Didn't you say sound that me to elect to you?” “您不言声那我给您选了啊？” „Ok, bought buys, mother listens today your.” Luan Xiaoping was also as if ready for any sacrifice. “好了,买吧买吧,妈今天听你的。”栾晓萍似乎也豁出去了。 „This was right, hehe, must be filial piety your opportunity to me.” “这就对了嘛,呵呵,得给我个孝敬您的机会呀。” Luan Xiaoping said with a smile: „just this time, later does not need to give mother to spend blindly.” 栾晓萍笑道:“就这一次啊,以后不用给妈瞎花钱。” Dong Xuebin a greeting service person, „troublesome introduces to us immediately, thank you.” 董学斌立刻一招呼服务员,“麻烦给我们介绍介绍,谢谢了。” The service people are very warm, because he saw on Dong Xuebin brings that value 2 million Patek Philippe & Co., knows that this definitely was customer, led them to stroll, is introducing. Dong Xuebin looks at the watch repeatedly, a little rushes to time, therefore has not carefully looked at anything, even the price had not asked one by one, finally the vision fell on one bright red bag, does not know that was what skin Liao, in any case very makings. 服务员很热情,因为他看见董学斌手上带着的那块价值两百万的百达翡丽了,知道这肯定是一个买主儿,就带着他们逛了起来,一个一个介绍着。董学斌频频看表,有点赶时间,所以也没仔细看什么,甚至连价钱都没有挨个问,最后目光落在了一只鲜红色的手包上,也不知是什么皮料,反正挺气质的。 „Mother, this how?” “妈,这个怎么样？” Luan Xiaoping looked, „was too colorful?” 栾晓萍一看,“太艳了吧？” „Is colorfully attractive, this.” “艳才好看呢,就这个吧。” Finally asked, the price is more than 80,000, Dong Xuebin wants not to think that swiped the card to pay up, leading the mother to go to the next first-tier brand shop. 最后一问,价钱是八万多,董学斌想也没想地就刷卡结了帐,带着老妈又去了下一家一线品牌店。 Nine o'clock. 九点钟。 Dong Xuebin and Luan Xiaoping come out from a flagship store, hand has raised 78 bags, inside has the skirt, has the clothes, has the package, has the shoes, the thing that some jewelry necklaces, a person can dress in any case in the summer, can buy bought, naturally, money naturally did not have few flowers, these seemed like do not calculate that too the bags of eye, brushed the Dong Xuebin 1 million Renminbi probably, less than 1.5 million, the clothes and jewelry of first-tier brand may probably be more expensive than a handbag price many, that body clothes on must several hundred thousand. 董学斌和栾晓萍从一家旗舰店里出来,手里已经提了七八个袋子,里面有裙子,有衣服,有包,有鞋子,还有一些首饰项链,反正一个人夏天能穿戴的东西,能买的都买了一遍,当然了,钱自然也没有少花,这些看上去不算太起眼的大包小包,大概刷了董学斌一百万人民币,不到一百五十万,一线品牌的衣服和首饰可比一个皮包价格要贵多了,那身衣服就要几十万的。 Goes out, Luan Xiaoping reneged on a promise, „Little Bin, was too expensive, this......” 一出门,栾晓萍就反悔了,“小斌,太贵了,这……” „Is inexpensive, can dress up nicely to you, spends much money values!” “不贵,能给您打扮得漂漂亮亮的,花多少钱都值！” „Mothers were almost 50-year- old person, but also attractive anything.” “妈都快50岁的人了,还漂亮什么啊。” „50 years old? dao puts in order dao to put in order in the same old way attractively, your has not put on make-up, the hair also...... walks, the clothes were similar, we go to the beauty shop.” “五十岁怎么了？捯饬捯饬照样好看,您这是还没化妆呢,头发也……走走走,衣服都差不多了,咱去美容院。” ...... …… Nearby north city. 北城附近。 A decoration very luxurious Beauty Center, Dong Xuebin and Luan Xiaoping walked. 一家装潢很奢侈的美容中心,董学斌和栾晓萍走了进去。 The staff half step welcomed goes forward, „hello, happy drank visits.” 工作人员快步迎上前,“您好,欢饮光临。” Luan Xiaoping thought that today spent too, is really not willing to go to the expense again, draws the son to go back, Dong Xuebin actually did not comply, to press the mother shoulder to say to that staff: „Makes an cosmetology to my mother, your here has what project specifically, I have a look with the form.” 栾晓萍觉得今天花钱太多了,实在不愿意再破费,拉着儿子想回去,董学斌却不答应,按着老妈肩膀对那工作人员道:“给我妈做个美容,你们这儿具体有什么项目,拿个单子我看看。” „Good, please wait a bit.” “好,您请稍等。” Soon, the staff brought the form, and gives them to introduce repeatedly. 不久,工作人员拿来了单子,并且给他们反复介绍起来。 Dong Xuebin actually does not understand, „your here does what time close?” 董学斌其实也不太懂,“你们这儿几点关门？” The girl smiles saying: „Us is 24 hours does business.” 那女孩儿微笑道:“我们这边是二十四小时营业的。” „That is good.” Dong Xuebin will walk in the future, touches the hair of mother saying: „First does a hair to my mother, dyes, burns, fondest of playing jokes young, a makings point, then other projects, this, this, this, this, does, right, does.” “那就好。”董学斌往后一走,摸摸老妈的头发道:“先给我妈做个头发吧,染一染,也烫一烫,最好弄的年轻一点,气质一点,然后其他项目,这个,这个,这个,还有这个,都做,对,都做一遍。” The Luan Xiaoping forced smile said: „Little Bin, too late.” 栾晓萍苦笑道:“小斌,太晚了。” Dong Xuebin said with a laugh: „It is not good you to rest here, making them make to you, did not need you to worry in any case, closes one's eyes to narrow the eyes to stare a while becomes.” 董学斌笑呵呵道:“不行您就睡这儿,让他们给您弄,反正也不用您操心,闭上眼眯瞪一会儿就成了。” The girl saw the Dong Xuebin one breath to select 60,000-70,000 cosmetology maintenance, immediately beamed with joy, waits for Dong Xuebin to pay up in the past, she was saying to Luan Xiaoping: „Aunt, your son is really good to you.” 那女孩儿一见董学斌一口气点了60,000-70,000的美容保养,顿时眉开眼笑,等董学斌过去结账,她就对着栾晓萍道:“阿姨,您儿子对您真好。” "Un." spoke of the son, Luan Xiaoping was a little proud, „he, hit slightly filial.” “嗯。”一提起儿子来,栾晓萍就有点自豪,“他啊,打小就孝顺。” „Can look.” In the girl eyes somewhat envies, „you are really the good good fortune.” “看得出来。”女孩儿眼中有些羡慕,“您真是好福气。” „Mother, ok.” Paying up Dong Xuebin walks, hugs the shoulder of mother saying: „Walks, we first do the hair, will wait to make them have a look at my old lady tomorrow attractively! Scares to death them!” “妈,好了。”结了帐的董学斌走回来,搂着老妈的肩膀道:“走,咱们先做头发去,等明天让他们看看我老娘有多漂亮！吓死他们！”