Chapter 506 【Funny funeral】 第506章【滑稽的葬礼】 Northern suburbs crematory. 北郊火葬场。 Although the news is travelling slowly, but many people have not known. 消息虽然在慢慢传开,但很多人还不知道。 Also some people hold a wreath face to give Dong Xuebin to see off one after another sorrowfully, but after finding to grieve in the hall to hold Dong Xuebin that the black and white portrait after-image is jumping for joy, several people were scared, the hand wreath still on the ground, was almost startled resembles with anything. Qin Yong and grandson set up are two, because a little emergency work delayed, came late, who wants just to come to see such scary one, the heart disease almost violated. 陆陆续续还有人抱着花圈一脸悲痛地来给董学斌送行,可当瞧见追悼厅里抱着自己黑白遗像活蹦乱跳的董学斌后,几人都傻眼了,手里的花圈差点仍在地上,一个个惊得跟什么似的。秦勇和孙树立就是其中两个,他们因为有点紧急工作耽误了,来晚了一些,谁想刚一过来就看到了这么吓人的一幕,心脏病差点犯了。 „Brother Dong?” “董老弟？” „Dong Bureau Chief!?” “董局长！？” Qin Yong and grandson set up cannot believe simply. 秦勇和孙树立简直不敢相信。 Dong Xuebin smiles is beckoning to them diligently, „Old Sun, old did Qin, come? thank you thank you, please enter quickly, outside heat, inside resting a while.” Others far away came, Dong Xuebin must help greeting, but must follow not to know unceasingly what's the matter the person explained again. 董学斌笑孜孜地对着他们招招手,“老孙,老秦,来了？谢谢了谢谢了,快请进,外面热,里面歇一会儿。”人家大老远的过来了,董学斌总得帮着招呼招呼,还得不断跟不知道怎么回事的人再解释一遍。 Entire grieved the hall to listen to a Dong Xuebin person to speak. 整个追悼厅就听董学斌一个人说话了。 „When airplane has an accident I jumped the machine ahead of time, escapes.” “飞机出事时我提前跳机了,才逃过一劫。” „, The uncle aunt, portrait after-image demolished, takes my picture on the line.” “诶,舅舅舅妈,遗像拆了吧,把我照片取出来就行。” „Oh, mother, the thing in coffin does not want, on the quilt pillow, in the family/home also does not have spare, was too disheartened, threw.” “唉哟,妈,棺材里的东西就不要了,不就被子枕头嘛,家里又不是没有备用的,太丧气,扔了扔了。” „Hey, did old Chen also come? thank you.” “嘿,老陈也来了？谢谢了。” „Well, isn't this Bureau Chief Liu? Please enter come.” “咦,这不是刘局长吗？请进请进。” The funeral is a very solemn and stirring matter, but actually changes the flavor now completely, looks that Little Bureau Chief Dong be busy preparing is greeting the guest at own funeral, everyone somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry, this picture is really a little that anything, several TV Station people also record quickly with the camera this. The bonus is the people on the scene has experienced great storms, but has not found this funeral, his mother called anything! How did a funeral become the welcoming party well? Little Bureau Chief Dong is Little Bureau Chief Dong, is always competent the matter that some others want unable to think. 葬礼本来是很悲壮的一件事,可现在却完全变了味道,看着小董局长在自己的葬礼上忙前忙后地招呼着客人,大家都有些啼笑皆非,这幅画面实在是有点那啥,几个电视台的人也赶快将这一幕用相机记录下来。饶是在场人都见识过大风大浪,可也从没瞧见过这种葬礼,这他妈叫什么事儿啊！好好一个葬礼咋成了欢迎会了？小董局长就是小董局长啊,总能干出一些别人想都想不到的事情来。 Suddenly, the mother took cell phone to draw son, said in a low voice: „Old Yang telephone.” 忽然,老妈拿着手机拉了儿子一把,低声道:“老杨的电话。” The Dong Xuebin forced smile said: „Do not let Uncle Yang come.” 董学斌苦笑道:“可别让杨叔儿过来了啊。” Luan Xiaoping is happy, one, „Old Yang has arrived extends the stage, but you were also all right, I made him go back, he made you answer the telephone.” 栾晓萍心情不错,一嗯,“老杨已经到延台了,不过你也没事了,我就让他回去了,他让你接电话。” Dong Xuebin nods, meets saying: „Uncle Yang hello.” 董学斌点点头,一接道:“杨叔儿您好。” „......” Yang Zhaode of that head does not have the sound. “……”那头的杨兆德没有声音。 „Uncle Yang?” Dong Xuebin thinks that the signal is not good, „can hear you?” “杨叔儿？”董学斌以为信号不好,“听得见吗您？” Yang Zhaode shouted the tone, „heard you to speak I to feel relieved, passed through me just also to listen to Xiaoping to say specifically, came back well, later showed filial respect to your mother well, your mother does not know that for several days cried many times, the hypertension also violated, almost the hospitalization, do not let Xiaoping be worried again.” 杨兆德呼了口气,“听见你说话我就放心了,具体经过我刚也听晓萍说了,回来就好啊,以后好好孝敬你母亲,你妈这些天都不知道哭了多少次,高血压也犯了,差点住院,你可别再让晓萍担心了。” „Un, cannot.” “嗯,不会了。” „Hehe, you first are busy at your going, I do not pass, when you came city our father and child again well gathering.” “呵呵,你先忙你的去吧,那我就不过去了,等你来了市里咱爷俩再好好聚一聚。” „Good, thank you Uncle Yang kept thinking, turn head I asked you to eat meal.” “好嘞,谢谢杨叔儿惦记了,回头我请您吃饭。” Here just hung the telephone, Xie Huilan that takes cell phone to narrow to call Dong Xuebin suddenly, telephone stopper to his hand, „my mother, hehe.” 这边刚一挂电话,谢慧兰那头忽然拿着手机眯眼将董学斌招呼了过来,把电话塞到他手里,“我母亲,呵呵。” Clears throat, Dong Xuebin looks for no one's place to answer immediately cautiously: "Hello, Aunt. ” 清清嗓子,董学斌找了个没人的地方立刻小心翼翼地接听道:“喂,伯母。” Only listens to Han Jing Madam Han to say in a soft voice: „You, are scary.” Sound one slow, „has the matter to be all right?” 只听韩晶韩夫人轻声道:“你啊,就吓人吧。”声儿一缓,“有事没事？” Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Made you worry, was sorry, I was all right, is healthy, hehe.” 董学斌笑道:“让您操心了,抱歉抱歉,我没事,身体好着呢,呵呵。” „Un, listening to your tone like without matter, that is good.” Han Jing said smilingly: „Aunt this time can sleep well finally, hehe, you a while, making your uncle listen to you to speak.” Madam Han sound one far , breathing of man did not pass on. “嗯,听你语气也不像有事,那就好。”韩晶笑盈盈道:“伯母这回总算能睡个安稳觉了,呵呵,你等会儿,让你伯父听听你说话。”韩夫人的声音一远,不多会儿,一个男人的呼吸声传了过来。 The awe of Dong Xuebin to Xie Guobang be more than Han Jing, but others Political Bureau member, „...... uncle.” 董学斌对谢国邦的敬畏要比韩晶多很多,人家可是政治局委员,“……伯父。” Xie Guobang un did, „come back slightly?” 谢国邦微微嗯了一声,“回来了？” „...... Came back!” “……回来了！” Xie Guobang had not said, the words are also just the same as Xie Huilan, a character does not bring badly. 谢国邦没多说,话也跟谢慧兰一模一样,一个字都不带差的。 Did this ask his father to have his female? 这就叫有其父必有其女吧？ After making the telephone call, Dong Xuebin listens to Xie Huilan saying: „My parents and Little Hao mother is driving, hehe, has drawn near.” 挂了电话后,董学斌才听谢慧兰道:“我爸妈和小浩母亲正开车过来呢,呵呵,已经快到了。” Dong Xuebin, „how you did not say early.” 董学斌啊了一声,“你怎么不早说。” Xie Huilan smiles, „now goes back, my mother said that over the two days made you find time to return to Beijing, when the time comes chats again well.” 谢慧兰笑笑,“不过现在又回去了,我妈说这两天让你抽空回北京一趟,到时候再好好聊聊。” „Ok, you said one to uncle aunt, tomorrow I will go.” “行,那你跟伯父伯母说一声,明天我就去。” líng líng líng, líng líng líng, Luan Xiaoping cell phone made a sound, after meeting , the mother fed one, end blinking, gave Dong Xuebin cell phone, „is you leads.” 铃铃铃,铃铃铃,栾晓萍的手机又响了,接起来后老妈喂了一声,末了眨眨眼,将手机递给董学斌,“是你老领导。” Xu Yan Big Sister Xu? 徐燕徐大姐吗？ "Hello, Bureau Chief Xu? ” “喂,徐局长？” „Your brat, the life is really big.” “你小子啊,命真大。” „cough cough, this time was as luck would have it, the luck was good , how did you project on here to come?” “咳咳,这回是赶巧了,运气好,呃,您怎么打到这儿来了？” „Only heard that your matter, your cell phone does not pass, I found the person to inquire your mother's number.” As Fenzhou National Security Bureau Bureau Chief, this energy has, Xu Yan said with a smile: „Starts to hear that you were killed, I have been skeptical, who your Little Dong is, others do not know that I haven't known? So to be how easy not to have? Takes a look, hehe, poured really makes me say.” “刚听说你的事儿,你手机也不通,我就找人打听了一下你母亲的号码。”身为汾州市国安局局长,这点能量还是有的,徐燕笑道:“开始听说你遇难身亡,我就一直持怀疑态度,你小董是什么人,别人不知道我还不知道？怎么会那么容易就没了？瞧瞧,呵呵,倒真让我说着了。” The Dong Xuebin hear that side has the car(riage) sound, can't help but say: „You where?” 董学斌听那边有车声,不禁道:“您在哪儿呢？” „Northern suburbs of your district, front was the crematory.” “在你们县北郊,前面就是火葬场了。” „Yo, Big Sister Xu, do not go back at noon, I asked you to eat meal.” “哟,徐大姐,那您中午别回去了,我请您吃饭。” „Forget it, knows that you are now busy, later some are the opportunities, we also use polite this? Is busy your, said again.” “得了吧,知道你现在忙,以后有的是机会,咱们俩还用的着客气这个？忙你的吧,有空再说。” „That thank you always led.” “那谢谢老领导了。” After hang up the phone, Dong Xuebin left has a look right to have a look, suddenly drew the mother one side. 挂了线后,董学斌左看看右看看,突然将老妈拉到了一边。 Luan Xiaoping asked: „Does?” 栾晓萍问道:“干啥？” „This......” Dong Xuebin said at the back of Xie Huilan on the quiet: „The Aunt Xuan telephone cannot make a connection, did she also come? How to see?” Actually wants to ask a moment ago, but Xie Huilan, him had not found the opportunity continuously. “这个……”董学斌背着谢慧兰悄悄道:“萱姨电话打不通,她是不是也过来了？怎么没看见？”其实刚才就想问了,不过谢慧兰一直在,他没找到机会。 „Added that Yunxuan couple of days ago was hospitalized.” “还说呢,芸萱前两天就住院了。” „? How she?” “啊？怎么了她？” „Possibly is worried about you, moreover Yunxuan does not know that whose child was with, the belly had 56 months, haven't you known? Her is not possibly healthy, I have been accompanying her in hospital over the two days, oh, right, you hurried hospital to have a look, do not let Yunxuan miss, initially when Beijing lived Yunxuan may take care of you a lot.” Luan Xiaoping does not know that inside matter, thinking Yunxuan is because the body is hospitalized unsatisfactory. “可能是担心你,而且芸萱也不知道怀了谁的孩子,肚子都有五六个月了,你还不知道吧？她身体可能不舒服,我这两天一直在医院陪着她呢,唉,对了,你赶紧去医院看看啊,别让芸萱挂念了,当初在北京住的时候芸萱可没少照顾你。”栾晓萍不知道里面的事儿,以为芸萱是因为身体不佳才住院的。 Dong Xuebin actually knows, Aunt Xuan definitely is because missed itself to get sick. 董学斌却知道,萱姨肯定是因为挂念自己才病了的。 It is not good! 不行！ Dong Xuebin one could not stay put, greeted getting down person then to hurry to disperse „funeral”. 董学斌一下就待不住了,又招呼了一下来人便赶紧散了“葬礼”。