Chapter 505 【God of Plague lived!】 第505章【瘟神又活了！】 Pays silent tribute to start. 默哀开始。 One second...... 一秒钟…… Five seconds...... 五秒钟…… Ten seconds...... 十秒钟…… Everyone closes one's eyes to lower the head is Dong Xuebin pays silent tribute, the grieving hall at this moment is completely silent, the solemn and respectful atmosphere reverberation in the hall, is unable to diverge for a very long time. 大家都闭着眼低着头为董学斌默哀,此刻的追悼厅鸦雀无声,肃穆的气氛回荡在大厅里,久久无法散去。 Little Dong, rests. 小董,安息吧。 Dong Bureau Chief, you walk. 董局长,您一路走好。 Going that Little Bin, you feel at ease. 小斌,你就安心的去吧。 Stands receives the affected tears in entrance Dong Xuebin, left has a look right to have a look, to pat nose, suddenly some do not know what to do should, now is not getting worked up emotionally time, this aspect he has not really experienced, without oneself participates in the example how the memorial service should set in front, how to make? Shouted that bro did come back? This a little that what? How did that say? 站在门口的董学斌收起感动的眼泪,左看看右看看,摸摸鼻子,一时间有些不知道该怎么办了,现在可不是动感情的时候啊,这个局面他实在没有经历过,也没有自己参加自己追悼会该怎么做的榜样在前面,怎么弄？大喊一声哥们儿回来了？这有点那啥吧？那怎么说？ Ok, said advanced again. 算了,先进去再说吧。 Last row of person are quite many, Luo Haiting and Lin Pingping and the others are keeping off there, encircled Dong Xuebin really not to find the crevice, arrived at Lin Pingping to bump her behind. 最后一排人比较多,罗海婷和林萍萍等人都在那里挡着,围了一圈儿董学斌实在没找到空隙,就走到林萍萍身后碰了碰她。 Lin Pingping is startled, still closed one's eyes has not moved. 林萍萍一怔,仍然闭着眼没动窝。 Dong Xuebin blinks, dug up to draw her, let bro in the past. 董学斌眨眨眼,又扒拉了她一下,让哥们儿过去啊。 Lin Pingping was tired , the heart said that who is so repugnant, without looking is paying silent tribute, how to respect about the dead? Bumps me to do blindly? 林萍萍烦了,心说谁这么讨厌啊,没看正默哀呢嘛,怎么对死者一点也不尊重？瞎碰我干什么？ She has not turned head, lowers the head to pay silent tribute. 她还是没回头,低着脑袋默哀着。 Dong Xuebin is speechless, drove away from her side simply crowded. 董学斌无语,干脆从她身边挤开走了进去。 Lin Pingping could not bear finally, the calm face raised the head to stare always the person, who wants to have a look is is so loathful, but next quarter Lin Pingping was shocked! 林萍萍终于受不了了,沉着脸抬头瞪向来人,想看看到底是谁这么招人厌,可下一刻林萍萍就愣住了！ Gawked for one second...... to stare for three seconds...... 愣了一秒钟……愣了三秒钟…… „!” Screamed one, Lin Pingping almost fainted! “啊！”尖叫一声,林萍萍差点晕过去！ Side Luo Haiting frowns, Little Lin what's the matter? Is paying silent tribute to Little Bureau Chief Dong, what did you shout? 旁侧的罗海婷眉头一蹙,小林怎么回事儿？正给小董局长默哀呢,你喊什么？ But when Luo Haiting side looked at the past flash, she frightened quickly grasps the meaning of something, retroceded subconsciously several steps, „āi yōu wèi!” 可当罗海婷侧头看过去的一刹那,她吓得一个激灵,下意识地后退了好几步,“哎呦喂！” The vision that one after another, many people accuse falls one after another, noisy does? Does not know that this is the memorial service? Who doesn't understand the custom? Highly improper? Is paying silent tribute you to shout with there blindly, doesn't make on the Huilan County Mayor face unattractive? This does! 陆陆续续,不少人指责的目光接连落过来,吵吵闹闹的都干什么呢？不知道这是追悼会啊？谁这么不懂规矩？成何体统？正默哀呢你跟那儿瞎嚷嚷,不是让慧兰县长脸上不好看吗？这是作死啊！ But after seeing that person, without exception, everyone is daunted! 可当看到那人后,无一例外,所有人都被吓住了！ „Dong, Dong Bureau Chief!” “董,董局长！” „Dong Xuebin?” “董学斌？” „Little Dong!?” “小董！？” I Fuck! 我了个靠！ Saw his mother ghost! 见他妈鬼了啊！ Grieves in the hall immediately in an uproar, one messed up, many conditioned reflex avoided several steps, let the Dong Xuebin surrounding several meters places! 追悼厅里登时一片哗然,一下就乱套了,很多人都条件反射地躲开了几步,将董学斌周围好几米的地方都让了出来！ My Fuck! what's the matter? Was this sudden rising? 我草！怎么回事儿？这是诈尸了？ No one has thought that is holding the Dong Xuebin funeral, may should die many day of people to walk from outside unexpectedly calmly! 谁也没想到正举行董学斌的葬礼呢,可本应该死了不少天的正主儿居然气定神闲地从外面走了进来！ This what situation?? 这什么情况？？ It is not everyone makes much ado about nothing, was this matter too his mother is really scary! 不是大家大惊小怪,实在是这事儿太他妈吓人了！ Xie Huilan and Yu Meixia and the others were also startled, particularly Luan Xiaoping, the whole person was silly. 谢慧兰和虞美霞等人也怔住了,尤其是栾晓萍,整个人都傻了。 Has a look at Dong Xuebin, takes a look at that gloomy coffin, takes a look at that Dong Xuebin black and white portrait after-image...... everyone to be absolutely terrified! 看看董学斌,瞅瞅那阴森森的棺材,瞧瞧那张董学斌的黑白遗像……所有人都毛骨悚然！ Seeing that Dong Xuebin is also very awkward, felt oneself should say anything, then clears throat, coughs a sound said: „This, the thank you everyone's care, the airplane had an accident a while ago, my luck is good, avoids a tribulation finally, ahead of time jumped the water to assemble for several days with the into the sea|nautical mile, afterward met the ship to be saved returning to homeland, cough cough, but also made everyone be busy preparing, was embarrassed, was embarrassed.” 见状,董学斌也挺尴尬,觉得自己应该说点什么,便清清嗓子,咳嗽一声道:“这个,谢谢大家的关心了,前阵子飞机出了点事,我运气好,总算是躲过一劫,提前跳了水跟海里凑合了几天,后来遇见了船才得了救回国的,咳咳,还让大家忙前忙后的,不好意思了,不好意思了。” Keeps silent, no one spoke. 噤若寒蝉,没有一个人说话。 Looked, Dong Xuebin ridicules saying: „thank you everyone attended my funeral, that anything, a while do not walk, I subscribed the table, asking everyone to eat meal.” Oneself gave a speech at oneself funeral speaks, that feeling must irritably irritable, hi, not to mention. 一看,董学斌讪笑道:“谢谢大家参加我的葬礼了,那个啥,一会儿都别走了,我去订桌,请大家吃饭。”自己在自己的葬礼上致辞发言,那个感觉要多别扭有多别扭,嗨,就别提了。 Does not have the criticism/human language sound. 还是没人言声。 The Dong Xuebin perspiration, the mother hit a meaningful glance to oneself hastily, „mother, be not gawking, portrait after-image anything's hurrying removed, has not died.” 董学斌汗了一下,连忙给自己老妈打了个眼色,“妈,别愣着了,遗像什么的赶紧撤了吧,没死呢还。” „Little Bin!” Luan Xiaoping loudly calls out! “小斌！”栾晓萍大叫一声！ The staff in crematory were also scared. 火葬场的工作人员也傻眼了。 Is the person is not the ghost! 是人不是鬼！ I go! God of Plague lived! 我去！瘟神又活了！ „Really is Dong Bureau Chief!” “真是董局长！” „Dong Bureau Chief has not died! Has not died!” “董局长没死！没死！” Under fails immediately, one lived it up! 底下顿时砸了锅,一下就热闹了！ Ding Lihe is dumbfounded in Zheng Zhi, does not know that was what mood. 丁力和于郑智目瞪口呆,已经不知道是什么心情了。 Originally for these days body not good Luan Xiaoping does not know the strength of where coming, two steps ran, holds in the arms Dong Xuebin, „son! Really my son!” She is much more excited, will not speak, „my son came back! Came back!” 本来这几天身体一直不太好的栾晓萍也不知哪儿来的力气,两步就跑了过去,一把将董学斌搂住,“儿子！真是我儿子！”她激动得不得了,都不会说话了,“我儿子回来了！回来了！” Dong Xuebin eye socket one wet, „mother, do not cry not to cry, I am all right.” 董学斌眼眶一湿,“妈,别哭了别哭了,我没事。” „You may mother scaring to death!” Where Luan Xiaoping can not cry, the teardrops fall was quicker, „wū wū, where did you go you you! So many days do not relate with the family/home in!” “你可把妈给吓死了！”栾晓萍哪儿能不哭,泪珠儿掉的更快了,“呜呜,你上哪儿去了你！这么多天也不跟家里联系！” „Has been fluttering in the sea, where on me looks for the telephone.” “一直在海上飘着呢,我上哪儿找电话去呀。” „How that did not hit a moment ago!” “那刚才怎么不打！” „Came back me to hit, but your cell phone closed/pass.” “回来我就打了,可你们手机都关了。” „You frighten mother! You frighten mother!” “你就吓妈吧！你就吓妈吧！” „Made you be worried, sorry.” “让您担心了,对不起。” Here is also comforting the mother, Luo Haiting and Guo Panwei and other Investment Promotion Bureau cadres walked excitedly. 这边还安慰着老妈呢,罗海婷和郭攀伟等一些招商局的干部都激动地走了上来。 „Dong Bureau Chief!” Lin Pingping said. “董局长！”林萍萍道。 „Are you injured?” Guo Panwei one cuts irritable. “您受伤没有？”郭攀伟一脸急切。 „Body how you?” Luo Haiting is also similar some lot of words to ask. “身体怎么样您？”罗海婷也仿佛有一肚子话要问。 Dong Xuebin nods with them with a smile, „I am all right, work everyone kept thinking, the body is also good, has not been injured.” 董学斌笑着跟他们点点头,“我没事,劳大家惦记了,身体也挺好,没受伤。” Suddenly, a weeping sound blotting out the sky geostatic pressure on Dong Xuebin, saw only Xie Huilan younger brother Xie Hao to go forward to give a Dong Xuebin bear to hug, „my Fuck! Brother Dong your his mother also knew! I also thought your belch fart! Owed I to shed so many tears! too pits the person!” 蓦然,一个哭声铺天盖地地压向董学斌,只见谢慧兰的弟弟谢浩上前就给了董学斌一个熊抱,“我草！董哥你他妈还知道回来啊！我还以为你嗝屁了呢！亏我掉了这么多眼泪！太坑人了！” In Dong Xuebin heart one warm, „did you come?” 董学斌心中一暖,“你怎么也来了？” Xie Hao said: „Fuck! your funeral can I not participate? My mother and aunt their a while also come!” 谢浩道:“靠！你的葬礼我能不参加吗？我妈和大婶他们一会儿也过来！” „Oh, do not come, here was all right.” “唉哟,可别来了,这儿都没事了。” Xie Hao wipes tears, scolded: „This deceives my tears, white his mother cried!” 谢浩擦擦眼泪,骂道:“这是骗我眼泪啊,白他妈哭了！” „Good was good, Great Master, cried anything, hey, do not wipe the nasal mucus toward me on you!” “行了行了,大老爷们了,哭啥,嘿,别往我身上抹鼻涕啊你！” „Xuebin!” That side, Yu Meixia also drew Little Qianqian not to dare to believe to walk, in the eye all was the tears, „was really...... Xuebin?” “学斌！”那边,虞美霞也拉着小茜茜不敢置信地走了过来,眼中全是泪花,“真是……学斌？” Dong Xuebin hehe smiles, „is I, didn't Big Sister Yu, just several days know?” 董学斌呵呵一笑,“是我,虞大姐,刚几天啊就不认识了？” „Xuebin!” Yu Meixia wants to rush at that time, may see after the surroundings, actually bites the lip not to move, but a person is wiping the tears there sorption nose. “学斌！”虞美霞当时就想冲上去,可看到周围后却咬咬嘴唇没动窝,只是一个人在那里吸着鼻子抹着泪。 But Yu Qianqian threw, „uncle! Wū wū! Uncle! Uncle! My miss you so much!” 但虞茜茜扑上去了,“叔叔！呜呜呜！叔叔！叔叔！我想死你了！” Dong Xuebin holds in the arms her warmly with a smile, touches her head, „uncle also thinks you, clever, does not cry, didn't this come back?” 董学斌暖笑着搂住她,摸摸她脑袋,“叔叔也想你,乖,不哭了,这不是回来了吗？” „My mother said that you died, I do not believe! Wū wū...... I know that you will not have the matter!” “我娘说您死了,我就不相信！呜呜呜……我就知道您不会有事！” Cao Xupeng was also infected by this scene, „is all right well, is all right well.” 曹旭鹏也被这个场面也感染了,“没事就好,没事就好啊。” „To ***, Cao ***, yellow ***.” After Dong Xuebin coaxed Little Qianqian, turns head, quickly welcomed several leaders saying: „The care of thank you leaders.” “向***,曹***,黄***。”董学斌哄了哄小茜茜后一回头,赶快迎着几个领导道:“谢谢领导们的关心了。” The people were too many, almost everyone sent regards that Dong Xuebin two, made that he was unbearably busy. 人太多了,几乎每一个人都问候董学斌两声,弄得他都忙不过来了。 When, the scene peaceful, some surroundings people did not make way suddenly automatically a road, Dong Xuebin turned around, happen to sees Xie Huilan. 不多会儿,场面突然安静了一下,周围有些人自动让开了一条路,董学斌一转身,正好看到谢慧兰。 Xie Huilan takes a look at him, lightly said: „Came back?” 谢慧兰瞅瞅他,淡淡道:“回来了？” The Dong Xuebin nod said: „Came back.” 董学斌点头道:“回来了。” Kotows slightly, Xie Huilan seems very tranquil, but opened mouth just about to says anything, the under foot actually hit one to shake, Hu Silian supported her luckily quick of eye and hand. 微微叩首,谢慧兰显得很平静,不过张嘴刚要说什么,脚下却是打了一个晃悠,幸好身边的胡思莲眼疾手快地扶住她。 „Thanked County Mayor!” “谢县长！” „Huilan!” “慧兰！” Dong Xuebin one nervous, sharply sharply runs saying: „How is this? Is important?” To call the ambulance. 董学斌一慌,急急跑上去道:“怎么了这是？要不要紧？”就想叫救护车。 The Xie Huilan complexion is somewhat white, smiles, „is not in the way, makes much ado about nothing.” 谢慧兰脸色有些白,笑笑,“不碍事,大惊小怪。” Hu Silian said in a low voice: „Huilan County Mayor had not eaten meal for several days, possibly was the blood sugar was too low, this...... who had the sugar? Who brought?” 胡思莲低声道:“慧兰县长这些天都没怎么吃饭,可能是血糖太低了,这……谁有糖？谁带了？” The Xie Jing belt/bring, fished out quickly opens out together to her eldest sister. 谢静带了,赶快摸出一块拨开给了她大姐。 After Xie Huilan ate, the complexion was slightly attractive, useless Hu Silian holds, beckons with the hand to hint itself to be all right, at once she smilingly looks to Dong Xuebin, shouted the tone, stroked the shirt collar to him with a smile, „I know that your brat is not easy dead!” 谢慧兰吃了后,脸色稍稍好看了一些,也没用胡思莲扶着,摆摆手示意自己没事,旋即她笑眯眯地看向董学斌,呼了口气,笑着给他捋了捋衬衫领子,“我就知道你小子没那么容易死！” Dong Xuebin un, „promised you to come back, we cannot fail to keep one's word.” 董学斌嗯了一声,“答应你回来的,咱不能言而无信啊。” „Good, comes back well.” Xie Huilan is stroking the clothes to him tirelessly repeatedly , three, five, seven, smile in the diligent expression unable to see anything, but Dong Xuebin can actually feel fingertip that her shivers slightly. “好,回来就好。”谢慧兰不厌其烦地一遍遍给他捋着衣服,一遍,三遍,五遍,七遍,笑孜孜的表情上看不出什么,但董学斌却能感觉到她那微微颤抖的指尖。 Dong Xuebin loves dearly her, said: „Do not move, hurries to sit down to rest, Little Hao, holds your eldest sister.” 董学斌心疼她,道:“你别动了,赶紧坐下休息休息,小浩,过来扶着你大姐。” „I am all right, hehe.” “我没事,呵呵。” Holds her Dong Xuebin while looks to the mother said: „Mother, the portrait after-image removed, the coffin wreath was also, cough cough, I look to infiltrate nervous!” 一边扶着她董学斌一边看向老妈道:“妈,遗像撤了吧,棺材花圈也是,咳咳,我看着渗的慌啊！” Xie Huilan hehe smiles, „you!” 谢慧兰呵呵一笑,“你啊！” By this time, the funeral could not complete. 到了这时候,葬礼也办不成了。 Nonsense, the people came back, whom but also grieves? 废话,正主儿都回来了,还追悼谁啊？ Dong Xuebin and Luan Xiaoping and the others call the guest immediately, very embarrassed „white package that” everyone gave according to the personal name , the person have not died, this money was definitely cannot receive. 董学斌和栾晓萍等人立刻招呼起来宾,很不好意思地将大家给的“白包”一个个按照人名还了回去,人都没死,这钱是肯定不能收了。 Some people open cell phone immediately, told the colleague and friend of getting to know each other well this astonishing news. 一些人立刻开了手机,将这一惊人的消息告诉了相熟的同事和朋友。 "Hello, Old Xu, told you a matter, Little Bureau Chief Dong lived......, why I deceived you...... really to live! ” “喂,老徐,告诉你个事儿,小董局长活了……嗨,我骗你干什么……真活了！” "Hello, old Zhao, Dong Bureau Chief came back...... naturally is an honorable person, I personally saw! ” “喂,老赵,董局长回来了……当然是真人,我亲眼看见的！” Then, God of Plague lived the news travelled in entire Yantai County! 然后,瘟神又活了的消息在整个延台县都传开了！ Did Dong Xuebin come back? 董学斌又回来了？ Not only safe and sound, even hadn't a wound come back by the place? 不但安然无恙,甚至连一点伤都没受地回来了？ Listened to this matter, somewhat relates very bad person almost to stamp one's foot with Dong Xuebin shouts 'motherfucker'! 听了这事儿,有些跟董学斌关系很差的人差点跳脚骂娘！ I Fuck! that is the air crash! But catastrophic crash! More than the 200 people on airplane died! Does not have the life also! Lived on your Dong Xuebin? Is glowing with health a matter? 我了个靠！那可是飞机失事啊！可是机毁人亡啊！飞机上的两百多人都死了！无一生还！就你董学斌活下来了？还红光满面一点事儿都没有？ Your his mother anything vitality you! 你他妈什么生命力啊你！ This his mother cannot die!? 这都他妈死不了！？