Chapter 378 【Finance bureau chaos!】 第378章【财政局大乱！】 2 : 00 pm. 下午 2 点。 Finance bureau office. 财政局办公室。 Comes out after the director room, Dong Xuebin sits toward reception sofa of office district on carelessly, turns upwards one leg on the other, in the point a cigarette pulled out conveniently. Following on the heels Luo Haiting looked, before the eye has the color arrives at the drinking fountain, extracts paper glass, to Dong Xuebin. the hot water, gave him, Dong Xuebin said thank you, receives to place on the lip, rumble drank one cup 从主任屋出来后,董学斌就大大咧咧地往办公区的会客沙发上一坐,翘起二郎腿,随手点上支烟抽了起来。跟在后面的罗海婷一看,眼有颜色地走到饮水机前抽出一个纸杯,给董学斌倒了杯热乎乎的水,递给他,董学斌笑着说了声谢谢,接过来放在嘴唇上,咕噜咕噜喝了一口。 „Big Sister Luo, be not standing, sits.” “罗大姐,别站着啊,坐。” „Yeah.” Luo Haiting sits firmly by him, starts to speak but hesitates, „Bureau Chief......” “哎。”罗海婷挨着他坐稳,欲言又止,“局长……” Dong Xuebin unperturbed is smoking, „……Un?” 董学斌老神在在地抽着烟,“……嗯？” Luo Haiting smiles with hardship, finally said: „We are waiting like this, what effect won't have? Other day I came, consumed the entire afternoon with here, how many leaders side also had other, but their side to money, this...... the work of Investment Promotion Bureau are very not many, got down is not the means that I thought that reported with the higher authority? Let Zhao County Mayor with finance bureau communicate?” 罗海婷苦苦一笑,终于道:“咱们这样干等着,不会有什么效果吧？上回我来,跟这里耗了整整一个下午,旁边还有其他几个领导,可他们那边还是没给钱,这个……招商局的工作也挺多,这么下去不是办法啊,我觉得是不是跟上级汇报一下？让赵县长跟财政局沟通一下？” Dong Xuebin said: „Reported, Zhao County Mayor does not have the means.” 董学斌道:“汇报了,赵县长也没好办法。” „That......” Luo Haiting sighed slightly, „do we sit with here?” “那……”罗海婷微微一叹,“咱们就跟这儿坐着？” „Un, I have the means that sits.” “嗯,我有办法,坐着吧。” Does Luo Haiting really think clearly, not to sit also to call the means dry? How many this might as well shouts to exert pressure on him with Ding strength, the finance bureau can also fear that you do sit? 罗海婷实在想不明白,干巴巴地坐着也叫有办法？这还不如跟丁力嚷嚷几句给他施压呢,财政局还能怕你坐着？ The person in office often looks to Dong Xuebin, some people recognized him to come, everyone whispered, knows that was coming the finance bureau to ask for money, the people were unalarmed by strange sights, the person who for serveral days asked for money almost stepped on broke the threshold, may arrive, should go back went back, the one cent. Therefore everyone has not cared, looked in several legends curiously „God of Plague”, by continues to be busy work on hand, gives way before difficulties, believes that the opposite party will walk quickly, finance bureau's present capital status they were also clear. 办公室的人不时看向董学斌,有人认出他来了,大家纷纷交头接耳,知道又是来财政局要钱的,众人见怪不怪了,这些天来要钱的人几乎踩破了门槛,可到了到了,该回去的还是都回去了,一分钱也没要到。所以大家也没在意,好奇地看了几眼传说中的“瘟神”,逐而继续忙着手头的工作,知难而退,相信对方很快就会走了,财政局现在的资金状况他们也都清楚。 One minute...... 一分钟…… Two minutes...... 两分钟…… Three minutes...... 三分钟…… slow Xu also walked from the office with a worried look, sees Dong Xuebin, his slight nod greets, at once, obviously do not arrive at money. 徐旭也从办公室愁眉不展地走了出来,看到董学斌,他微微点头打了个招呼,旋即离了开,显然是没要到钱。 Luo Haiting a little could not sit still, she thought that waits the basis not to have the significance. 罗海婷有点坐不住了,她觉得待下去根本没有意义。 Dong Xuebin looked down the watch, in the eye congealed, after making a deep breath, his intention „Stop”, started the action. 董学斌低头看了看表,眼中一凝,做了个深呼吸后,他心念一声“stop”,开始了行动。 Soon, director Tang Xiaojun walked, has a look to sit quietly there Dong Xuebin, in the heart shakes the head, the heart said that you are willing to sit sit, Ding Bureau Chief to money, will definitely not turn around in any case, Tang Xiaojun arrives at outside one is separated the desk, sat down, started work on hand. Ding strength his office occupying, Tang Xiaojun can only come to the work to outside. 不久,办公室主任唐晓军走了出来,看看稳坐在那里的董学斌,心中摇摇头,心说你愿意坐着就坐着吧,反正丁局长肯定不会给钱的,一转身,唐晓军走到外面一间隔断出来的办公桌,坐下,开始了手头的工作。丁力把他的办公室给占了,唐晓军只能到外面来办公。 Suddenly, in office chaotic. 突然,办公室里乱了起来。 A section member startled say/way of finance bureau: „Document? Who saw the kraft paper sack on my table?” 一个财政局的科员惊道:“文件呢？谁看见我桌上的牛皮纸袋了？” Nearby one person said: „Did you receive in the cabinet?” 旁边一人道:“你是不是收柜子里了？” „No.” That person flustered, „I placed on the table, how to have? That is a next month budget report form, in bureau Riima must use!” “没有啊。”那人慌张不已,“我就放在桌上了,怎么没了？那是下个月的一个预算报表,局里马上要用的！” A Tang Xiaojun brow board, rash, the document can lose, what are you competent? 唐晓军眉头一板,毛毛躁躁,文件都能丢,你还能干点什么？ Has not waited for that section member to find the document, another young woman shouted: „Isn't monitor bright? Who understands the computer to help me have a look, I, material also in inside.” 还没等那科员找到文件,又一少妇呼道:“显示器怎么不亮了？谁懂电脑帮我看看,我,资料还在里面呢。” Tang Xiaojun reproved: „Peaceful! Like what appearance!” 唐晓军训斥道:“安静一点！像什么样子！” That young woman hurries to shut up, quickly draws little youngster to help her look at the computer, if the computer really went bad, these materials may also probably hit, but in the meeting current political situation must use tomorrow, radically without enough time. Afterward, does not know was who the power source clevis pin bumping, turned on the computer to look again, the material only retained little, remaining could not find, young woman patted the forehead, then may end. 那少妇赶紧闭嘴,急忙拉来一个小年轻帮她看电脑,要是电脑真坏了,那些资料可还得重新打啊,可是明天开会时局里还要用的,根本来不及了。后来一查,原来不知是谁把电源插销给碰掉了,再开电脑一看,资料只保留了一点点,剩下的都找不到了,少妇一拍脑门,这下可完了。 Everyone only felt that the temperature in office gradually cold, some people put on the coat, but also some people freeze tremble, although was the spring, but beginning of the spring, the temperature had not just come up merely completely. Tang Xiaojun is a little depressed, immediately called a person to go the air-conditioning temperature to adjust an accent, but after that person took the remote control to press several next, comes back to report that the air conditioning was bad. Tang Xiaojun shakes the head, making one request repairs immediately, immediately just like other section members, looked for a coat to throw over on the shoulder, non- little while, felt cold, before going to the drinking fountain , the plan made cup of hot water to drink. 紧接着,大家只感觉办公室里的温度渐渐冷了下来,有些人披上了大衣,还有些人冻得直哆嗦,虽然是春天了,可也仅仅刚开春儿,温度还没有完全上去。唐晓军有点郁闷,马上叫来一个人去把空调温度调一调,可那人拿着遥控器按了几下后,才回来报告说空调坏了。唐晓军摇摇头,让人立刻报修,随即和其他科员一样,找了件大衣披在了肩上,不会儿,还是觉得冷,就去饮水机前打算弄杯热水喝。 Ka, ka, broke off several, the drinking fountain had not responded. 咔,咔,掰了几下,饮水机没反应。 Tang Xiaojun gas channel/angrily said: „What's the matter? Did the drinking fountain have more than enough?” 唐晓军气道:“怎么回事儿？饮水机也用不了了？” A section member walks, the doubt said: „The director, I just did not meet the water to come.” He tries in the past , the drinking fountain was also bad. 一科员走上来,狐疑道:“不是啊主任,我刚刚还接水来着呢。”他过去试了试,果然,饮水机也坏了。 „Requests repairs!” Tang Xiaojun suppresses these two characters from the gap between teeth. “报修！”唐晓军从牙缝里憋出这俩字。 „Well!” A sound makes a sound in behind. “咦！”一个声音又在后面响起来。 Tang Xiaojun anger is getting bigger and bigger, is staring him, „how?” 唐晓军火气越来越大,回头瞪着他,“又怎么了？” An old section member takes on the table telephone dumbfounded saying: „Director, the telephone does not have the sound, probably...... seemed like the broken line.” 一个年纪稍大的科员拿着桌上电话愣神儿道:“主任,电话没声,好像……好像断线了。” „What?” Nearby hurries to grasp the telephone , what sound does not have. “什么？”旁边一个赶紧一抓电话,果然,什么声儿也没有。 Hears so, everyone touches on the table the telephone to listen in abundance, the line of probably entire office broke, can use does not have. Some two were anxious immediately, they wait for an important call again, early badly badly is not how bad late at this time, rushes to take up cell phone to contact the person, hopes that has not delayed the matter. 听得如此,大家纷纷都摸起桌上电话听了听,好像整个办公室的线路都断了,一个能用的也没有。有俩人顿时急了起来,他们可是再等一个重要电话的,怎么早不坏晚不坏偏偏这个时候坏啊,赶忙拿起手机跟人联系,希望没有耽误事儿。 Tang Xiaojun felt simply damn, one after another, but also was endless? 唐晓军觉得简直见了鬼了,一个接一个,还没完没了是不是？ After letting the person overhauls the telephone line, Tang Xiaojun again sits on the office chair, sees everyone to restart the work, cannot help but a nod, may with beginning a stroke just about to sign the document slightly, had an accident! 让人检修电话线路后,唐晓军再次坐回自己办公椅上,见大家重新开始工作,不由得微微一点头,可拿起笔来刚要签文件,又出事了！ kā chā! 咔嚓！ The computer of entire office completely one black, the lamp also all extinguished! 整个办公室的电脑全部一黑,灯也全灭了！ „......? Power cut?” “……啊？停电了？” „Power cut? In several years hasn't our bureau stopped the charging?” “停电？这十几年咱们局也没停过电啊？” „āi yōu wèi! My document! I have not preserved!” “哎呦喂！我的文件！我还没保存呢！” „Belched smoke! My computer burnt! Quickly! Gets the water with the water! Must catch fire! Must catch fire!” “冒烟儿了！我电脑烧了！快！拿水拿水！要着火！要着火！” The office one messed up, everyone cannot attend to other, hurries to put out a fire. 办公室一下就乱套了,大家顾不得别的,又赶紧救火。 Tang Xiaojun was almost mad pounded on the table, hurried to call people the emergency repair and test circuit, directed everyone lifting the computer of accident fire, how to do? Before finance bureau office one year cannot have a matter, how currently within a half does hour have strange matter to happen again and again? Throws the document? Was the air conditioning bad? Was the drinking fountain bad? Did the telephone line break? Power cut? Does the computer catch fire? This his mother anything with anything! 唐晓军气得差点拍了桌子,赶紧叫人去抢修和检查电路,又指挥大家把失火的电脑给抬出来,怎么搞的？以前财政局办公室一年也出不了一件事,怎么现在半个小时之内连连有怪事发生？丢文件？空调坏了？饮水机坏了？电话线路断了？停电？电脑着火？这他妈什么跟什么啊！ Now, the silly person also understands that this matter is not right! 现在,再傻的人也明白这事儿不对劲儿了！ Luo Haiting is startled resembles with anything, one to Dong Xuebin, is staring at his face shortly, probably wants to see that anything resembles. 罗海婷惊得跟什么似的,刷地一眼看向董学斌,盯着他的脸,好像想看出点什么似的。 Dong Xuebin narrows the eyes to focus to smoke , two, three, simply have not found the office that messes up probably, a calm and steady appearance, has not left sofa as before from beginning to end. 董学斌眯着眼抽烟,一口,两口,三口,好像根本没瞧见乱套的办公室,依旧一副安安稳稳的模样,自始至终都没离开过沙发。 The person in Tang Xiaojun and office also thought of anything, suddenly, everyone's dumbfounded line of sight fell on Dong Xuebin! They think, Dong Xuebin in room has „God of Plague” the person of name . Moreover the magic touch is extremely outstanding! Is this matter Little Bureau Chief Dong does? A matter possibly is the coincidence, two matters possibly are also, but was actually five matter six matters piles in one now, this absolutely possibly was not what coincidence! 唐晓军和办公室的人也想到了什么,一时间,所有人目瞪口呆的视线都落到了董学斌身上！他们才是想到,屋里的董学斌可是有“瘟神”之称的人,而且魔术手法极其出众！这事儿是小董局长搞出来的？一件事可能是巧合,两件事可能也是,但现在却是五件事六件事都堆在了一起,这绝对不可能是什么巧合！ Sees everyone to look that the ghost same looks at himself, Dong Xuebin was happy, „I said Director Tang, do you look at me to do?” 见大家都看鬼一样看自己,董学斌乐了,“我说唐主任,你们看我干什么？” Tang Xiaojun has conducted the desk work, no boldness, the guts are not big, hearing this busy say/way: „no no.” He does not want to offend Dong Xuebin, is mainly one immediately becomes with the matter that Dong Xuebin pulls strange, as far as he knows, beforehand money flying with Dong Xuebin in the same place, finally the pot that was fallen by the building in pounding, again is predecessor Investment Promotion Bureau Bureau Chief, with Dong Xuebin in the same place, the elevator crashes finally suddenly, frightened the brain extravasated blood, matter so forth also had, match inconceivable! 唐晓军一直是搞行政工作的,没什么气魄,胆量也不大,闻言忙道:“没有没有。”他一直都没想得罪过董学斌,主要是一跟董学斌扯上的事情就立马变得邪乎起来,据他所知,以前的钱飞就是跟董学斌在一起,结果被楼上掉下来的花盆给砸了,再然后是前任招商局局长,也是跟董学斌在一起,结果电梯突然坠落,吓出了脑淤血,诸如此类的事情还有很多,一个赛一个不可思议！ Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Your office may not be really peaceful, did Director Tang, you queer? Hehe, do the power supply bureau and telephone company look for trouble?” Expression, „right, can our Investment Promotion Bureau money hit a bit faster? Here waited for a half hour.” 董学斌笑道:“你们办公室可真不安宁,唐主任,你们是不是得罪人了啊？呵呵,供电局和电话局都来找麻烦？”语气一顿,“对了,我们招商局的钱到底能不能快点打过来？我这儿都等半个多小时了啊。” Tang Xiaojun scratches the cold sweat of forehead, „I ask.” 唐晓军擦擦额头的冷汗,“我去问问。” At this time, Ding strength walked from the room angrily, „was so chaotic? Did the electricity stop?” 这时,丁力恼怒地从屋里走了出来,“怎么这么乱？电怎么也停了？” Tang Xiaojun hurried to say to Ding strength in a low voice, then they entered the office, the door closed. 唐晓军赶紧低声对丁力说了一句,然后俩人进了办公室,将门关上了。 „What's wrong?” Ding strength impatient say/way. “怎么了？”丁力不耐烦道。 Tang Xiaojun was really by Dong Xuebin daunting, said fearful and apprehensive: „Ding Bureau Chief, this Dong Bureau Chief was too weird, I look am a money......” 唐晓军是真被董学斌给吓住了,心惊肉跳道:“丁局长,这董局长太邪门了,我看还是把钱……” Ding strength complexion changes, coldly has a look at him. 丁力脸色一变,冷冷看看他。 „You do not know.” Tang Xiaojun puts on a long face saying: „Comes out after Dong Bureau Chief, the office does not have idly, first throws the document, then the air conditioning does not know how to go bad, the drinking fountain is also, the telephone also broke, but also cuts power less than several minutes, the computer also catches fire, this......” “您是不知道。”唐晓军哭丧着脸道:“从董局长出来以后,办公室就没清闲过,先是丢文件,然后空调不知怎么坏了,饮水机也是,电话也断了,还没过几秒钟又停了电,电脑也着了火,这……” Ding strength listened, to suck in cold air, „just happened?” 丁力一听,倒抽了一口凉气,“都是刚刚发生的？” „Yes.” Tang Xiaojun wipes away sweat, „just a half hour.” “是。”唐晓军一个劲儿地擦汗,“就刚刚半个小时。” Ding Lihuo, „who made Dong Xuebin wander about aimlessly with the finance bureau? Was his courage too also big? Also our electric circuit pinching? Does he want to do??” 丁力火了,“谁让董学斌跟财政局乱走的？他胆子也太大了吧？还把咱们电路给掐了？他要干什么？啊？” Tang Xiaojun said: „It is not, Dong Bureau Chief he...... he has sat with sofa on.” 唐晓军道:“不是,董局长他……他一直都跟沙发上坐着呢。” Ding strength stares, „sits? Hasn't left?” 丁力一愣,“坐着？没离开过？” „One second has not left, Director Luo has not moved, I look.” Tang Xiaojun mournful sound spit, „, therefore this matter......” “一秒钟也没离开过,罗主任也没动过,我都看着的。”唐晓军咽咽吐沫,“所以这事儿才……” The God of Plague given name likes thunder reverberating in one's ears, may experience actually few individuals who arrives truly, mostly is the hearsay. A series of strange matter that this time, the people of finance bureau witness, was startled and feared simply, no wonder others gave him to have the God of Plague nickname, originally this he really as weird as grandmother family/home! 瘟神的大名如雷贯耳,可真正见识到的却没有几个人,大多是道听途说罢了。这一次,财政局的人真是亲眼目睹的一系列诡异事情的发生,简直又惊又怕,怪不得别人给他起了瘟神的外号,原来这丫真邪门到姥姥家了！