Chapter 337 【Good Little Dong!】 第337章【好一个小董！】 „Is impossible! Brick?” “不可能！砖头呢？” „Yes, how to have suddenly?” “是啊,怎么突然没了？” „Makes me have a look under the table!” “让我看看桌子底下！” „Was hides? Really must change did not have, at this program CCTV Spring Festival Gala does not have the issue!” “是不是藏起来了？真要变没了,这节目上央视春晚也没问题啊！” Dong Xuebin looked the crowd that under with a face all smiles the stand does not believe that the hand extends, side arrange/cloth on president table will grasp gently, immediately revealed the desktop, outside dust signature that but above leaves behind except for a brick, where also has the shadows of ten bricks? Dong Xuebin patted the racket in the spot of dust ruthlessly, bang bang bang, the table is very sturdy, below does not have the loophole or the mechanism/organization, he feared that oneself inspection does not have the persuasive power, called host Su Jia. 董学斌笑容满面地看看台下不相信的人群,手一伸,轻轻将主席桌上的方布抓起来,顿时露出了桌面,但上面除了一层砖头留下的灰尘印迹外,哪里还有十块砖的影子？董学斌狠狠在灰尘的部位拍了拍,砰砰砰,桌子很牢靠,下面并没漏洞或者机关,他怕自己的检查没有说服力,就叫来了主持人苏佳。 Su Jia erratically walks surprisedly, traces the table, takes a look at the table, even also raised the tablecloth. 苏佳惊疑不定地走过来,摸摸桌子,瞧瞧桌子,甚至还将桌布掀了起来。 The camera hurried to give a feature article, the wooden desktop was complete, was an ordinary table. 摄像机赶紧给了个特写,木制的桌面完完整整,就是一张普通的桌子。 Dong Xuebin the president table will move, turned a stature to take down on the ground, inside was completely empty, anything did not have. 董学斌又将主席桌搬起来,翻了个个儿放倒在地上,里面空空如也,什么都没有。 „Without the issue, really didn't have the issue, the day, which the brick to go? Was my eye flower?” Su Jia coordinates to show the stunned expression very much, is looking under the table back and forth, „this is impossible, was too mysterious.” As the host, she must serve as contrast the actor, even if knows that has the trick still to pretend to be surprised, but this Su Jia really feared, in the audience people are recent to Dong Xuebin on her, has just been staring in side, who wants a clue not to look unexpectedly. “没问题,真的没问题,天,砖头到底去哪了？我眼睛花了吗？”苏佳很配合地露出错愕的表情,来回在桌子底下找着,“这不可能啊,太神奇了。”作为主持人,她必须衬托起演员,就算知道有猫腻也会故作惊讶,但这一次苏佳是真的惊住了,全场人里就她离董学斌最近,刚刚一直就在旁边盯着,谁想竟一点线索也没看出来。 The backstage, person in charge and some staff were early scared, they know certainly not to have the issue, this table is the party school assembly hall continuously the table of using, 1-2 years, how possibly had the issue, will not be fudged, but these bricks are also they find the person to move directly from a work site, is not the magic item, therefore because is just this, saw the brick not to have, they do not dare to believe. 后台,负责人和一些工作人员早傻眼了,他们当然知道没问题,这桌子就是党校礼堂一直在用的桌子,有1-2了,怎么可能有问题,更不会被人动手脚,而那些砖头也是他们从一个工地直接找人搬过来的,也不是魔术道具,所以正因为是这样,见砖头全没了,他们才不敢置信。 Under cadres also with them are almost an expression. 底下的干部们也跟他们几乎是一个表情。 Piece in an uproar! 哗然一片！ In an uproar! 一片哗然！ The magic performance of Dong Xuebin gave to shake everyone, even if several cameras are hitting the lens toward there all-around, even if over a hundred people winked do not wink stare at that arrange/cloth to look, but has not discovered a flaw of magic, Dong Xuebin this at all was not the specialized magician, actually living did not have ten bricks to „dividing” under glare of the public eye, what „dividing” was that attractive, „dividing” was that graceful, this hand unique skill one, directly caused in the party school auditorium enough quiet 2-3 seconds. 董学斌的魔术表演把所有人都给震住了,即使几个摄像机都全方位地朝那里打着镜头,即使上百人一眨也不眨地盯着那块布看,可还是没发现一丝魔术的破绽,董学斌这个根本不是专业的魔术师,竟然就在众目睽睽之下将十块砖头活生生给“劈”没了,“劈”的是那么漂亮,“劈”的是那么优雅,这一手绝活一出,直接导致党校大礼堂里足足沉寂了2-3秒钟的时间。 pā pā pā! 啪啪啪啪！ Xie Huilan first takes the lead to applaud, „good!” The lip angle smile is extremely thick. 谢慧兰第一个带头鼓起掌,“好！”唇角笑容极浓。 yellow stand a racket thigh laughs: „Good to divide the brick single-handed!” 黄立一拍大腿哈哈一笑:“好一个单手劈砖！” Geng jade ultra beam Chengpeng and Qin Yong and the others also shouted the sentence to be good loudly, attractive, was too attractive! 庚玉超梁成鹏和秦勇等人也大声叫了句好,漂亮,太漂亮了！ , The applause sticks out suddenly, the entire assembly hall immediately submerged by the applause and applauding sound!! 呼啦一声,掌声暴起,整个礼堂顿时被掌声和叫好声淹没了！！ The applause thunder, before surpassing, any program! 掌声雷霆,超过了之前任何一场节目！ How many people Lü Dafa and in Zheng Zhi cannot believe that simply own eye, present really keeps them from accepting, in good condition, how didn't the brick have? Didn't Dong Xuebin that he make predecessor Investment Promotion Bureau Bureau Chief Meng Xianglin also Yin? Hasn't he simply prepared the program? Why that is sudden to go on stage temporarily, can change such ruthless magic in the situation that 1 : 00 preparatory work has not made? Was his dealing with changes ability too his mother also fierce? Was compelled this situation, but can also make Dong Xuebin bring back to life!? 吕大发和于郑智几人简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,眼前的一幕实在让他们无法接受,好端端的,怎么砖头就没了呢？董学斌那丫不是让前任招商局局长孟祥麟也阴了吗？他不是根本没准备节目吗？那为什么突然一个临时上场,在一点准备工作也没做的情况下还能变出这么狠的魔术？这丫的应变能力也太他妈厉害了吧？被逼到这种地步了,还能让董学斌起死回生！？ Looks at Dong Xuebin on stage, Xie Huilan and yellow sets up the slight nod, in the eye flashes through gratified. 看着台上的董学斌,谢慧兰和黄立微微点头,眼中闪过一丝欣慰。 Yes, Dong Xuebin mediated to solve the matter attractively. 是的,董学斌的圆场一下把事情漂漂亮亮地解决了。 This situation, no one thinks Dong Xuebin can achieve, because chops brick Qi Hardening Art to harm the image of Investment Promotion Bureau leadership single-handed, is not relevant to the subject, dividing is definitely incorrect, but removed the program is also good, temporarily exchanges the program, these will only reduce some influences, some buckle face countenances, will have also attacked and worn down to the Dong Xuebin prestige, matter that has not satisfied both sides. 原本这种情况,谁也不认为董学斌能做到,因为单手劈砖这种硬气功太有损招商局领导的形象,也不切题,劈是肯定不行的,但撤了节目也好,临时调换节目也罢,这些只会降低一些影响,少折损一些颜面,同样还是会对董学斌的威信有所打击和消磨,没有两全其美的事儿。 But, Dong Xuebin actually achieved! 但偏偏,董学斌却做到了！ Achieved very much shockingly! 很让人震惊地做到了！ Dong Xuebin not only has not changed chops the program of brick single-handed, instead made the best of a bad situation to continue, will divide the brick to turn into the magic performance single-handed livingly, but also became that earth-shaking, making everyone unable to bear for this performance applauds to applaud, this, Dong Xuebin prestige and face, not only had not been injured, even taking advantage of this astonishing magic, rose on the contrary the face to him, let the entire cadres to his impression profound. 董学斌不但没有改变单手劈砖的节目,反而将错就错地继续了下去,将单手劈砖活生生变成了魔术表演,还变得那么惊天动地,让所有人都忍不住为这个表演叫好鼓掌,这一下,董学斌的威信和面子非但没有受到伤害,甚至借着这个惊人的魔术,反倒给他涨了脸,让全体干部都对他印象深刻了起来。 In many people of hearts dark to praise, originally divided the brick also really to become the magic single-handed, this played too natural! 好多人都心中暗赞,原来单手劈砖还真能成了魔术,这一手玩得太潇洒了！ Good to divide the brick single-handed! 好一个单手劈砖啊！ Good Dong Xuebin! 好一个董学斌啊！ Was forced somebody to do something he incapable to compel on the stage also to change this magic? 被人赶鸭子上架逼到台上还能变出这种魔术？ What is this? This is the skill! This dealing with changes ability who can compare favorably with?? 这是什么？这就是本事！这种应变能力谁能比得上？？ Many people on the scene open mind today greatly, is not only because saw this has not seen magic performance, but the splendid performance that because Dong Xuebin brings back to life, many people just discovered until this time where this young Little Dong does look like the political wisdom that like that in the rumor said to be low? Where looks like only to kill the fist that in the rumor says like that? Others should play the method time coming out that also plays! 在场好多人今天都是大开了眼界,不仅仅是因为看到了这个从没有见过的魔术表演,而是因为董学斌起死回生的精彩表现,许多人直到这个时候才刚刚发现,这个年纪轻轻的小董哪里像传言中说的那般政治智慧低下？哪里像传言中说的那般只会打打杀杀动拳头？人家该玩手段的时候也玩的出来啊！ A move of magic, gave to fool everyone. 一招魔术,把所有人都给唬住了。 Geng jade ultra also somewhat understands why Xie Huilan made good use of this Little Dong, others had the real skill. 庚玉超也有些明白谢慧兰为什么这么重用这个小董了,人家是有真本事的。 In the chairman's podium, Dong Xuebin was also very satisfied with own today's performance, broke the Meng Xianglin bureau, but also won the bravo, this will have torsion very to own image, will have very big help to the next development solicitation, therefore, he took the microphone to bow in thanks, „thank you everyone, thank you.” 主席台上,董学斌也对自己今天的表现很满意,破了孟祥麟的局,还赢了喝彩声,这对自己的形象将会有很大扭转,对今后开展招商工作也会有很大帮助,于是,他拿着话筒鞠躬致谢,“谢谢大家,谢谢。” „Dong Bureau Chief, comes one again!” “董局长,再来一个！” „Yes, changes one again!” “是啊,再变一个！” „Otherwise the magic reveals also good!” “要不然魔术揭秘也行呀！” „Right, how does this magic change?” “对对,这魔术到底怎么变的？” Dong Xuebin perspiration, the heart said that reveals, other magician magic, that is the real magic, even if can change the thing does not still have to have the trick to have the mechanism/organization baseless, but are different, oneself were really the thing changing without, you made me reveal I unable to uncover, he hurried to hit, „magic, because the confidentiality was called the magic, revealed to mention would have no meaning, haha, the thank you everyone's applause, I on did not perform, behind also had many programs and other, was more splendid than my many.” Said on the fate. 董学斌一汗,心说揭秘个屁啊,别的魔术师变魔术,那是真的魔术,就算能把东西凭空变没了也是有猫腻有机关的,可自己不一样,自己是真把东西给变没了,你让我揭秘我也揭不出来呀,他赶紧打了个哈哈,“魔术嘛,就因为隐蔽性强才叫魔术,揭秘说来就没意思了,哈哈,谢谢大家的掌声,我就不表演了,后面还有不少节目等着呢,都比我这个精彩多了。”说完就下场了。 Some people regretted very much, Dong Xuebin this program speaks the truth Spring Festival Gala to have more than enough to spare, his performs, what meaning does the following program have? No one will suspect, this „divided brick single-handed” definitely is at today's cadre party a best program. Thinks also laughably, an insipid Qi Hardening Art performance, really becomes the splendid magic that practiced trickery unexpectedly, before how many minutes, who expected this result? No one has! 有些人很惋惜,董学斌这个节目说实话上春晚都绰绰有余,他这一表演完,后面的节目还有什么意思？没有人会怀疑,这个“单手劈砖”肯定是今天干部晚会上最好的一个节目了。想想也可笑,一索然无味的硬气功表演,竟真成了一瞒天过海的精彩魔术,几分钟前有谁预料到了这个结果？谁也没有！ Back row seat. 中后排座位。 Come back Dong Xuebin received the applause of nearby cadre once again. 回来的董学斌又一次赢得了附近干部的掌声。 Dong Xuebin is smiling and those people expresses thanks, then sat. 董学斌微笑着和那些人致谢,然后坐了回去。 Qin Yongshu giving the thumbs-up, „Brother Dong, I am really convinced today, divided the brick single-handed, hahaha, divided wonder, divided was too wonderful!” 秦勇竖了竖大拇指,“董老弟,我今天是真服气了,单手劈砖,哈哈哈,劈的妙,劈的太妙了！” „Overpraised, I also compelled did not have the means.” Dong Xuebin forced smile, „, if changes to other program, what changes? Sang? I will sing the national anthem, if really sang me to lose face.” “过奖过奖,我也是被逼的没办法了。”董学斌苦笑,“要是改成别的节目,改什么啊？唱歌？我就会唱国歌,要是真唱了我可就丢人丢大发了。” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 Meng Xianglin in district people hospital hospital ward spells to look at cell phone on table, on the face sneers. 在县人民医院病房里的孟祥麟拼拼看着桌上的手机,脸上冷笑不已。 The call that líng líng líng, he must wait for came finally. 铃铃铃,他要等的电话终于来了。 Meng Xianglin knows that Dong Xuebin should go on stage to finish, meets cell phone one hear, "Hello, surnamed Dong how, to divide the brick? ” 孟祥麟知道董学斌应该已经上场结束了,就接起手机一听,“喂,姓董的怎么样了,劈砖头了没有？” That is very chaotic, is the musical sound of party, „divided, but......” 那头很乱,全是晚会的音乐声,“劈了,但……” „Hehe hehe, did he also really chop? Divided several bricks?” The smile only maintained stiffly for several seconds there, Meng Xianglin is startled to get angry: „What? Divided? The brick dividing to have? What did you say...... the magic? What magic...... did you say again? Divided the brick to make him turn into the magic performance single-handed? Performed successfully!?” He does not know telephone call how oneself make. “呵呵呵呵,他还真劈了？劈了几块砖？”笑容只保持了几秒钟就僵硬在了那里,孟祥麟惊怒道:“什么？都劈了？砖头给劈没了？你到底说什么呢……魔术？什么魔术……你再说一遍？单手劈砖让他变成了魔术表演？表演成功了！？”他都不知道自己怎么挂下的电话。 At this moment, Meng Xianglin nearly falls cell phone on the ground! 这一刻,孟祥麟险些把手机摔在地上！ He has thought oneself brain extravasated blood was up to mischief to frighten by Dong Xuebin, this enmity he has not forgotten, therefore after resigning because of illness, no longer the influence of alone what government, to Dong Xuebin on a covering, must report the gut retaliation directly, who thinks that Dong Xuebin turns danger into safety unexpectedly floating, instead also won everyone's cheer, a face has not lost, a prestige has not lost, this really keeps him from believing! 他一直认为自己的脑淤血是被董学斌搞鬼吓出来的,这个仇他没有忘,所以病退以后也不再孤寂什么官场的影响,直接给董学斌上了个套儿,要报一箭之仇,可谁想董学斌竟飘飘然地化险为夷,反而还赢得了所有人的喝彩,一点面子也没丢,一点威信也没失,这实在让他无法相信！ Dong Xuebin! 董学斌！ Dong Xuebin! 董学斌！ This aspect he can reduce and solve!? 这种局面他都能化解了！？ „!” A Meng Xianglin brain pain, the pain shouted one, just turned for the better some bodies to recur! “啊！”孟祥麟脑子一痛,痛呼了一声,刚转好一些的身体又复发了！ Outside nurse heard, enters the room to look, immediately hurries to call the doctor. 外面一个护士听见了,进屋一看,立刻慌忙去叫医生。 ...... …… Around 10 : 00 pm, the party ended. 晚上 10 点多,晚会结束了。 Outside the party school assembly hall, Dong Xuebin discovered with time different, this time are on own initiative many with the cadre who greeted, somewhat very with him approximately got along to eat meal several cadres who Dong Xuebin did not know warmly another day together, Dong Xuebin knows that is effect that magic played, oneself gave the person to make many impressions, was different from the valiant image that the past killed, this time should keep the good impression. 党校礼堂外面,董学斌发现跟来的时候不同,这回主动与自己打招呼的干部多了许多,有些连董学斌都不认识的几个干部还很热情地跟他约好改天一起吃饭,董学斌知道是那个魔术起到的效果,自己给人留下了不少的印象,不同于以往打打杀杀的彪悍形象,这回应该是留了好印象。 Suddenly, the shoulder was patted. 突然,肩膀被人拍了一下。 Dong Xuebin turn head looks, says with a smile: „Pornography records.” 董学斌回头一看,笑道:“黄书记。” yellow stand smiles the forcibly racket his shoulder, the appreciation was saying: „Divides the attractiveness that the brick develops single-handed, really has your brat, haha!” Spoke these words, moved toward that side to wait for his private car. 黄立微笑着用力拍拍他的肩膀,赞赏道:“单手劈砖演的漂亮,真有你小子的,哈哈！”说完这句话,就走向那边等着他的专车了。 Dong Xuebin extended the stage is so long, but also has rarely obtained the affirmation of leadership, instead was a little then embarrassed. 董学斌来延台这么久了,还很少得到过领导的肯定,这下反而有点不好意思。 On road that drives home, Dong Xuebin cell phone sound. 开车回家的路上,董学斌的手机响了。 Is phone call that Xie Huilan makes, she only spoke a few words, „you, are always competent some others' unexpected things to come out, hehe, but performs today well, politically was getting more and more mature.” 是谢慧兰打来的电话,她只说了一句话,“你啊,总能干出些别人意想不到的事情出来,呵呵,不过今天表现不错,政治上越来越成熟了。” Dong Xuebin was a little floating. 董学斌有点飘了。