Chapter 336 【In an uproar!】( Three) 第336章【一片哗然！】(三更) Divides the brick single-handed? 单手劈砖？ Also magic performance? 还魔术表演？ The people are all surprised, thought that this talked nonsense, I go, when divided the brick to become the magic performance single-handed? 众人皆愕,觉得这太扯淡了,我去,单手劈砖什么时候成了魔术表演了？ Sends to the say/way with Chen with the soldier and other county leader brow big wrinkles, this Dong Xuebin, every can cause others' unexpected matter to come out one time. Geng jade ultra also rubbed the forehead gently, he thought that Little Dong was too impulsive, under many people to look at you laugh boast to urge your, you are booing, but also really does not pass through stirs up, do others make you play you also really to develop? Divides the brick? When this did Qi Hardening Art perform to have the relations with the magic? Isn't your talks nonsense? Even if you posture is graceful, the imposing manner is elegant, dividing the brick still chops the brick, but can also turn into the magic? 向道发和陈同兵等县领导不禁眉头大皱,这个董学斌,每一次都能弄出点别人意想不到的事儿出来。庚玉超也是轻轻揉了揉脑门,他觉得小董太冲动了,底下好多人就是为了看你笑话才咋咋呼呼撺掇你的,你倒好,还真不经激,人家让你演你还真演啊？劈砖头？这硬气功什么时候跟魔术表演扯上关系了？你这不是胡说八道嘛？你就算姿势再优雅,气势再飘逸,劈砖头也是劈砖头,还能变成魔术？ Qin Yong has almost not fallen from the chair, interrupted to deceive with great difficulty the program, did you raise? Can you also really chop the brick? 秦勇差点没从椅子上摔下去,好不容易才把节目打岔糊弄过去了,你怎么又提起来了？你还真要劈砖头啊？ Hu Silian pats the forehead, does not understand Dong Xuebin to do something completely. 胡思莲一拍脑门,完全弄不懂董学斌在搞什么名堂。 yellow stand was also in the heart speechless, which that this was Little Dong developed? 黄立也是心中无语了一下,这小董是演的哪一出？ Only then Xie Huilan after Dong Xuebin said those words the eye narrowed the eyes all of a sudden, have a relish took a look at him, holds the smile, wants to take a look at Dong Xuebin to cause anything. 只有谢慧兰在董学斌说出那句话后眼睛一下子眯了起来,饶有兴致地瞅瞅他,噙着笑容,想瞧瞧董学斌到底能弄出什么来。 „Single-handed how divided the brick is the magic?” “单手劈砖怎么是魔术了？” „Does not know that isn't this martial arts performance?” “不知道啊,这不是武术表演吗？” „What said is......” “说的是呀……” Under the people whispered to discuss. 底下众人都唧唧咕咕地议论了起来。 person in charge of backstage nearly shouted abuse, divided the brick single-handed? Magic performance? Nonsense! Others do not know that he hasn't known? This program to show the martial arts and Qi Hardening Art from the start, how many bricks that and music also to serve as contrast the performance prepares, but also magic? Magic! 后台的负责人险些破口大骂,单手劈砖？魔术表演？狗屁！别人不知道他还不知道吗？这个节目压根就是为了展现武术和硬气功的,那几块板砖和音乐也是为了衬托表演准备的,还魔术？魔术个屁啊！ Host Su Jia was also shocked in the one side. 主持人苏佳也在一旁愣住了。 A Dong Xuebin complexion change, has not said with a smile: „Everyone does not think that I really do want to perform the martial arts?” 董学斌脸色没有一点变化,笑道:“大家不会以为我真要表演武术吧？” The people are speechless, the heart said that your battle efficiency, what do you besides meeting the martial arts also meet? 众人无语,心说你那个战斗力,你除了会武术还会什么？ Dong Xuebin laughs, to microphone say/way: „I acknowledged that this program name comparison has the fraudulence, everyone ear sounds the unavoidable misunderstanding, how in fact chops the brick I possibly to break out single-handed, your everyone has a look at my small body arm, if my palm really falls, the brick guarantees is all right certainly, my hand affirmation bone fracture, big new year's celebration party, I cannot make the emergency car draw me, this also lost face too.” 董学斌哈哈一笑,对着话筒道:“我承认这个节目名字比较有欺骗性,大家一耳朵听上去难免误会,实际上单手劈砖我怎么可能劈开呀,您大家看看我这个小身膀,我这一掌要是真落下去,砖头保准没事,我手肯定骨折,大过年的还是晚会现场,我可不能让急救车过来拉我,这也太丢人了。” „Hehe hehe......” had several people amused by him. “呵呵呵呵……”有几个人被他逗乐了。 Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Divides the brick single-handed, should not be fooled by the name, this is actually a magic performs, was I prepared for a long time program, to this magic, I was very confident.” 董学斌笑道:“单手劈砖,不要被名字唬住,这其实是个魔术表演,是我准备了好久的节目,对这个魔术,我是很有信心的。” Lü big made a vow to say you to arrange, then arranged! 吕大发心说你编,接着编！ Knows Dong Xuebin Yin the person is also startled, was played one obviously, how to become you to prepare for a long time? This is not injures oneself in putting on a vain show! 知道董学斌是被阴了的人也纷纷一怔,明明是被人玩了一道,怎么成你准备好久的了？这不是打肿脸充胖子吗！ Dong Xuebin also no longer said that side to backstage say/way: „Helps me prepare a arrange/cloth troublesome, must , these five bricks be greatly insufficient, again in addition five.” person in charge hearing this of backstage, does not attend to so many, hurried to ask the person to prepare, actually the brick had ten, because looked before Dong Xuebin has not prepared, ten bricks that person in charge should take cut half, arrange/cloth in backstage also ready-made, several items soon took. 董学斌也不再多说,侧头对后台道:“麻烦帮我准备一块布,要大一点的,还有,这五块砖头不够,再加上五块吧。”后台的负责人闻言,也不顾了那么多了,赶紧叫人去准备,其实砖头本来就有十块的,因为之前看董学斌没有准备,负责人就将本应该拿上去的十块砖砍了一半,布在后台也是现成的,几个道具很快就拿了上来。 Arrange/Cloth? Ten bricks? Can this do? 布？十块砖？这要干什么？ Does everyone wink looks. 大家都一眨不眨地看着。 Dong Xuebin shook hand very wide red side arrange/cloth, is very satisfied, with this gadget, but also the flavor of magician, this was somewhat same as the playing cards, generally was one of the magician necessary items, „good, the item was probably complete, asked everyone to inspect these bricks.” He looks to the host, „Ms. Su, but must trouble your one, right, below who wants to come up the inspection to be good, everyone is optional.” 董学斌抖了抖手里很宽的红色方布,很满意,拿上这玩意儿,还真有点魔术师的味道了,这和扑克牌一样,一般都是魔术师必备道具之一,“好,道具大概齐全了,下面请大家检查一下这些砖头。”他看向主持人,“苏女士,还得麻烦你一下了,对了,下面谁想上来检查都行,大家随意。” Su Jia does not understand that he must do, walks confusedly. 苏佳根本不明白他要干什么,迷茫地走过去。 Dong Xuebin moves two bricks, bumped to knocking in hand, sent out a grating sound from the microphone immediately, truly was the solid brick. 董学斌搬起两块砖头,在手里碰碰对敲了一下,从话筒中顿时发出一声刺耳的响动,确实是实实在在的砖头。 Su Jia also lowers the head to take up following several to have a look, without issue. 苏佳也低头拿起下面几块看看,没问题。 At this time, under had several people to come to power willingly, inspected all bricks one side, repeatedly, careful, then nods indicated that did not have the issue. 这时,底下有几个人自告奋勇地上了台,将所有砖头都检查了一边,反反复复,仔仔细细,然后点点头都表示没问题。 Dong Xuebin said: „Good, below I place on the brick the table of chairman's podium.” 董学斌道:“好,下面我把砖头放在主席台的桌子上。” On the table has a green cloth shop, Dong Xuebin moved brick, and piles in the same place. 桌上有块绿色的布铺着,董学斌将砖头一块块搬了上去,并且摞在一起。 Together...... 一块…… Five...... 五块…… Ten...... 十块…… Piling was very high. 摞了很高。 Dong Xuebin said again: „Host, can inspect the table.” 董学斌再道:“主持人,可以在检查一下桌子。” Su Jia coordinates to go forward very much two steps, traces the arrange/cloth on table, takes a look at this wooden structure, even also looked in the table, finally made the ok hand signal with the audience, „hehe, does not need to look actually also knows, just many people performed used the table, surely does not have the issue, I really anticipate how now Dong Bureau Chief can change a magic to us, hehe, becomes must make the brick vanish none who does not baseless?” 苏佳很配合地上前两步,摸摸桌上的布,瞧瞧这个木制的结构,甚至还看了看桌子里面,最后跟观众打了个ok的手势,“呵呵,其实不用看也知道,刚刚好多人演出都用了桌子,肯定没问题,我现在真期待董局长能给我们变出怎么一个魔术呢,呵呵,莫不成要让砖头凭空消失吗？” „Haha, how possibly.” “哈哈,怎么可能。” „Vanishes? Spring Festival Gala does not have this!” “消失？春晚也没这个啊！” Dong Xuebin actually does intentionally said stunned: „Ms. Su! Are you peeping script?” 董学斌却故作错愕道:“苏女士！你是不是偷看剧本啦？” Su Jia stares, „? Really can change the brick does not have?” 苏佳一愣,“啊？真要把砖头变没了？” Under no one believes, this does not open the eye to talk nonsense! 底下没人相信,这不是睁着眼睛说瞎话嘛！ The camera has prepared to take place, three machines drew on brick of the feature article to president table from three different angles immediately, very nearly, even the trace and on chairman's podium tablecloth brick pleats everyone to see clearly, was exposed all-around in the people at present. 摄像机已经准备就位了,三台机器以三个不同的角度顿时拉了个特写给主席桌上的砖头,非常近,甚至连砖头上的纹路和主席台桌布的褶子所有人都能看清楚,全方位地被曝光在众人眼前。 Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Everyone favors, can I start?” 董学斌笑道:“大家看好,那我可开始了？” At this moment, the audience is completely silent, legato Ledu stopped. 这一刻,全场鸦雀无声,连音乐都停了。 The person calculates a person, was slung the appetite by Dong Xuebin, how also wants to have a look at this to divide the brick to perform on to become Moshu single-handed. 有一个人算一个人,都被董学斌吊起了胃口,也都想看看这个单手劈砖怎么就成魔术表演了。 In everyone's gaze, Dong Xuebin pulled the sleeve cuff again, an inspiration, grasped that side arrange/cloth to fling flinging in the midair, raised, its lid, in ten were piling on brick, happen to covered all bricks, presented one high turreted. Immediately Dong Xuebin makes one in the circulate cultivation appearance, lifts the right hand slowly, holds up high in the top of the head, then arm, the revolutions was the whereabouts, the hand assumed palmate, set upright slightly, really caused to chop the brick the posture, but the movement was very slow, appearance that has not made an effort. 在所有人的注视中,董学斌再次挽了挽袖口,一吸气,抓起那块方布在半空甩了甩,一扬,将其盖在了十块摞着的砖头上,正好将所有砖头盖住,呈现了一个高塔状。随即董学斌做出一副正在运功的样子,徐徐抬起右手,高高举起在头顶,然后手臂一顿,转即下落了,手呈掌状,微微竖起来,真弄出了个要劈砖头的姿势,只不过动作很慢,一点也没有用力的样子。 „Below......” Dong Xuebin said: „Witnesses the time of miracle!” “下面……”董学斌道:“就是见证奇迹的时刻！” Everyone turned very quiet. 每个人都屏住了呼吸。 Suddenly, the Dong Xuebin arm chops suddenly, one fell on the brick under side arrange/cloth! 突然,董学斌手臂猛然一劈,一下就落到了方布下的砖头上！ Stop! stop！ The air of auditorium solidified suddenly! 大礼堂的空气骤然凝固了起来！ All static, the surroundings strange lost of all sounds, is much more static, the camera and cameraman stand motionlessly there, the county leader look stares falls on the brick, the moment of expression entire solidification on face when Stop, a Little Fei insect is maintaining the posture of spreading the wings sky over the microphone, back row cell phone has not asserted with confidence to let go the person in midair, cell phone is also still fluttering in void at this moment. 所有的一切都静止了,周围诡异般地失去了所有声音,静得可怕,摄像机和摄像师一动不动地立在那里,县领导们的眼神都直勾勾地落在砖头上,脸上的表情全凝固在stop时的一刻,一只小飞虫在话筒上空保持着展翅的姿势,后排一个手机没拿稳脱手在半空的人,手机此刻也还在虚空中飘着。 The time stopped! 时间停止了！ Dong Xuebin shouted the tone, withdraw scratches the sweating of forehead, then hurries to grab side arrange/cloth the bottom the hand cautiously, makes an effort to break off upward, lifts side arrange/cloth, then the arm touched the uppermost two bricks, made an effort to pull out came out to hug in the bosom, about looked, he assigned out menu to examine rest of time, the busy half step ran to the backstage, with two static after in same place staff brushed past, looks horn corner that no one paid attention, placed there the brick, but also with a chair blocking. 董学斌呼了口气,收回手擦擦脑门的虚汗,然后赶紧小心翼翼地将手抓住方布的底端,使劲往上一掰,掀开方布,接着手臂摸上了最上面的两块砖头,用力抽了出来抱在怀里,左右一看,他调出了menu查看了一下剩余的时间,忙快步跑向后台,与两个静止在原地的工作人员擦肩而过后,找了个没人注意的犄角旮旯,将砖头放在那里,还用一个椅子给挡住了。 Paced the chairman's podium, Dong Xuebin closed side arrange/cloth again. 踱步回了主席台,董学斌重新将方布合上。 These objects after Stop will not receive the function of gravity, even if among were extracted two bricks by Dong Xuebin, side arrange/cloth most upper extreme is rousing, hangingly above the other eight bricks. Completes these, Dong Xuebin lowers the head to have a look, looked for the position to stand the foot, lifted the hand to assume the palm, placed side arrange/cloth the upper extreme, as far as possible before Stop maintained the similar posture. stop后的这些物体都不会受重力的作用,所以即使中间被董学斌抽出了两块砖头,方布的最上端还是鼓着的,悬空在余下八块砖头上方。做完这些,董学斌低头看看地,找准刚才的位置将脚站上去,又抬起手呈掌,放在方布的上端,尽量和stop前保持同样一个姿势。 ok! ok了！ Stop!! stop！！ ...... …… ...... …… The time restores in vain! 时间徒然恢复！ In everyone opinion, Dong Xuebin just spoke „under is witnesses the time of miracle” those words. 在所有人看来,董学斌还是刚说完“下面就是见证奇迹的时刻”的那句话。 Hū! The hand of Dong Xuebin fell on the side arrange/cloth gently! 呼！董学斌的手轻轻落在了方布上！ Hu-hu! Under people inconceivable gaze, side arrange/cloth unexpectedly slightly one short, caved, does not have the omen completely! A preparation does not have! Dong Xuebin lifted side arrange/cloth to show inside situation immediately to everyone, several cameras to there, what may make people unable to believe that the inside original ten bricks were short of two unexpectedly, piled on the president table only remained eight! 呼哧！在众人不可思议的注视下,方布居然微微一矮,塌陷了下去,完全是毫无预兆的！一点准备也没有！董学斌马上掀开了方布将里面的情况展现给大家,几个摄像机都对着那里呢,可让人无法相信的是,里面原本的十块砖头竟然少了两块,摞在主席桌上的只剩八块了！ Fuck! 我靠！ How possibly! 怎么可能啊！ Suddenly went away? The underlings looked stupidly!! 说没就没了？底下人都看傻了！！ Dong Xuebin was a little self-satisfied, sees under the stage the person to forget applauding, he has not said anything, the side bouquet on, „had not ended with a laugh once again, below was most splendid, other everyone winking eye, do not wink, the cameraman, the troublesome lens aimed, continued the feature article, making everyone see clearly.” Sees a lens change, Dong Xuebin has not leaned first to look, is the discovery of knowing whether to laugh or cry, the cameraman same was also shocked with others. 董学斌有点得意,见台下人都忘了叫好,他也没说什么,笑呵呵地又一次将方布盖上了,“还没完哦,下面才是最精彩的,大家都别眨眼睛,千万别眨,摄像师,麻烦镜头对准一些,继续特写,让大家看清楚。”见镜头没有一点变化,董学斌不禁侧头一看,才是哭笑不得的发现,摄像师也跟其他人一样愣住了。 When most people recover, Dong Xuebin old trick heavy, „started......” 等大部分人回过神来,董学斌故技重施,“开始了啊……” circulate cultivation...... 运功…… Lifts the hand...... 抬手…… Assumes the palm...... 呈掌…… Next chops...... 下劈…… By but over a hundred people of staring gazes, with the hand chops on brick that again gently, in the side bouquet lived in! 逐而在上百人直勾勾的注视中,再一次轻轻用手劈在了方布盖住的砖头上！ Hu-hu! 呼哧！ The change of this time is to let the person is dumbfounded! Saw only with the Dong Xuebin palm whereabouts, side arrange/cloth also follows to fall unexpectedly together, fell on the president table light, followed close on the president table to be divided by the hand of Dong Xuebin, sends out thump a clear sound! 这回的变化更是让人目瞪口呆！只见随着董学斌手掌下落,方布竟然也跟着一起落了下去,就这么轻飘飘地落到了主席桌上,紧跟着主席桌被董学斌的手一劈,发出咚的一声清响！ But...... 可是…… Did not have! 没了！ Eight bricks vanished unexpectedly baseless!! 八块砖头居然凭空消失了！！ Does not remain together! Could not find together! 一块也不剩！一块也找不到了！ I Fuck! 我了个靠！ This also too his mother god!? 这也太他妈神了吧！？ In a flash, under dozens cadres and section members leapt one to stand from the seat! 一瞬间,底下几十个干部和科员都腾地一下从座位上站了起来！ Audience in an uproar!! 全场一片哗然！！