Chapter 335 【Magic performance!】 第335章【魔术表演！】 County Committee party school. 县委党校。 Auditorium, in chairman's podium. 大礼堂,主席台上。 The musical sound of background accompaniment is still continuing, the music is primarily the drumbeat, is very intense, it is estimated that chops the sound recording that the brick program puts for matching single-handed. Dong Xuebin after on the stage takes the microphone simply round a field, under the vision of people all looks to him, many people do not know that this inside has the matter, applauds for him applauds, anticipated very much the performance of Little Bureau Chief Dong this legendary character, few people were clear what's the matter, looks at the joke indifferently, finally was yellow stand and some Geng jade ultra-grade county leader, knit the brows to look how Dong Xuebin solved this encirclement. 背景伴奏的音乐声还在持续,乐曲以鼓声为主,很激烈,估计是为搭配单手劈砖节目放的录音。董学斌在台上拿着话筒简单圆了句场后,底下众人的目光全都看向他,很多人都不知道这里面有事儿,都鼓掌为他叫好,很期待小董局长这个传奇人物的表演,还有一部分人清楚是怎么回事,冷眼看笑话,最后就是黄立和庚玉超等一些县领导了,都皱眉看着董学斌怎么解这个围。 Processed? 处理好了？ Loses a face of Dong Xuebin person. 只是丢董学斌一个人的脸罢了。 Processes not well? 处理不好？ That loses face on incessantly Dong Xuebin, lost is also promotes his high-rank the face of Xie Huilan! 那丢脸的就不止董学斌了,丢的也是提拔他上位的谢慧兰的脸！ Five bricks pile in the same place, almost will draw near the Dong Xuebin knee, at this time, music rhythm one slow, finished, the next delightfully paced music started, before Dong Xuebin will go on stage, delayed one point of many, it is expected that the song should also finish, traded new song. Dong Xuebin thought that this song rhythm is just appropriate, inserts the microphone in the rack, smiles, pulled the sleeve gently. 五块板砖摞在一起,几乎快到了董学斌膝盖,这时,乐曲节奏一缓,结束了,紧接着下一首节奏轻快的音乐开始了,董学斌上场之前耽误了一分多种,预计曲子也该结束了,换了个新曲儿。董学斌觉得这曲子节奏正合适,就将话筒插在架子里,笑笑,轻轻将袖子挽了起来。 Looks at this stance, is to chop the brick? 看这个架势,是要劈砖了？ In the Deputy County Mayor Geng jade ultra heart shakes the head, your Investment Promotion Bureau Bureau Chief chops the brick, this resembles anything appearance, he thinks that this Little Dong political wisdom was too bad. 副县长庚玉超心中摇摇头,你一个招商局局长去劈砖头,这像什么样子,他认为这个小董的政治智慧太差了。 Many people also think, but Dong Xuebin a few words made many people stare. 很多人也都这么想,可紧接着董学斌的一句话却让好多人愣了一下。 Dong Xuebin said with a laugh: „Before starting, I first give everyone to change a magic.” 董学斌笑呵呵道:“开始之前,我先给大家变一个魔术吧。” Magic? Isn't the program chops the brick single-handed? Some people whispered with under. 变魔术？节目不是单手劈砖吗？有人跟底下嘀咕了起来。 Temporarily changes the program? Qin Yong and Hu Silian and the others hesitated is looking on the stand. 临时改节目？秦勇和胡思莲等人沉吟着看看台上。 Geng jade ultra, yellow stand, beam Chengpeng and the others are on the contrary the slight nod, the magic? Changes the program? It seems like Little Dong is not silly, knows to evade the important questions for the easy, now this situation, changes the program temporarily is actually forced means that weighs the advantages and disadvantages, such choice can also lose face to lose few, the magic compared with dividing the brick may high plan incessantly, mysterious, graceful, conforms to the Investment Promotion Bureau image, first transforms the attention of audience, will shift the topic branch with other programs in the past, will then divide the matter of brick to neglect single-handed, this also calculates that can deceive reluctantly. Mainly is this magic, can attract the person, this shifts the key of topic. 庚玉超、黄立、梁成鹏等人反倒是微微点头,变魔术？改节目？看来小董也不傻啊,知道避重就轻,现在这个情况,临时改节目其实是个迫不得已的办法,权衡利弊,这样的选择还能丢脸丢得少一些,变魔术比劈砖可高了不止一筹,神秘,优雅,算是符合招商局的形象,先转换观众的注意力,用其他节目转移话题岔过去,然后再将单手劈砖的事情忽略,这样也算勉勉强强能糊弄开了。主要是这个魔术,到底能不能吸引住人,这才是转移话题的关键。 Dong Xuebin appears is very confident, he to backstage say/way: „Gives my vice- playing cards?” 董学斌显得很有信心,他对着后台道:“给我副扑克牌可以吗？” After the moment, staff took the vice- playing card, new, the packing has not opened. 片刻后,一个工作人员就拿了副纸牌上来,新的,包装都没拆。 „thank you.” Dong Xuebin takes this small item, disassembles the packing to take to play a card, holds up high to everyone looked, „everyone please favor, this is Fu new, is that most common poker that on the street sells, the back of sign also asked everyone to pay attention, this was not the magic sign, without symbol oh.” The camera pulled closer the lens, on large screen after the chairman's podium gave the feature article of poker, everyone saw very clearly. “谢谢。”董学斌拿着这个小道具,拆开包装取出牌来,高高举起给大家看,“大家请看好,这是副新牌,就是街边上卖的那种最普通的扑克,还有牌的背面也请大家注意,这可不是什么魔术牌,没有记号噢。”摄像机拉近了镜头,主席台后的大屏幕上给了个扑克的特写,所有人都看得很清楚。 Under many people nod, truly is the ordinary poker. 底下不少人点点头,确实是普通扑克。 Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Ok, confirmed that this was simple, now I must do hands over in the playing cards everyone's hand, invited fellow leaders and colleague coordinates, casual who, do not make me see that took out a sign to take willfully well from the poker, other to find, wait a minute, I will transport the air/Qi, then on can guess correctly that what everyone hand was sign.” 董学斌笑道:“好了,确认完这点就简单了,我现在要做的就是把扑克牌交到大家的手上,请各位领导和同事配合一下,随便谁都可以,不要让我看到地从扑克里任意取出一张牌拿好,也不要让其他人瞧见,等一会儿,我会运一下气,然后就能猜到大家手里是什么牌了。” Many people do not believe. 很多人都不信。 Generally performs this magic, needs the childcare, is a planted agent. But many people know that Dong Xuebin this time forces somebody to do something he incapable, absolutely does not have a wee bit preparations, can perform this magic in this case? Can become? 一般表演这种魔术,是需要有托儿的,也就是内应。但不少人都知道董学斌这次是赶鸭子上架,完全没有一丁点准备,要在这种情况下表演这种魔术？能成吗？ Dong Xuebin hands over the sign, „does Miss Su, help?” 董学斌把牌一递,“苏小姐,帮个忙？” „Is glad to work.” Host Su Jia received the poker with a smile, steps down the stage, the trump card is buckled in hand, this incessantly is Dong Xuebin, even others could not see the sign surface. “乐意效劳。”主持人苏佳笑着接过扑克,走下台,将牌被扣在手里,这样不止是董学斌,连其他人也看不到牌面了。 Su Jia first arrives at county leader this row. 苏佳先走到县领导这排。 yellow stand shows due respect for the feelings very much, „I pull out one.” Then, puts out a hand to pinch a sign from the middle, covers in the hand. 黄立很给面子,“我抽一张。”说罢,伸手从中间捏出一张牌来,捂在手上。 Geng jade ultra also puts out a hand, took a sign from inside. 庚玉超也伸出手,从里面拿了一张牌。 Afterward, sent to the say/way has not moved, Xie Huilan and Chen took a sign with the soldier actually respectively. Makes here, Su Jia takes the sign to walk toward the assembly hall behind, all the way, often some people put out a hand to take the sign, arrived at behind, Qin Yong and Hu Silian also pulls out one from Su Jia hand. 再后来,向道发没动,谢慧兰和陈同兵倒是各取了一张牌。弄完这边,苏佳就拿着牌往礼堂后面走,一路上,不时有人伸手去拿牌,到后面,秦勇和胡思莲也从苏佳手里抽过来了一张。 The playing card was short of one in an instant less than half. 纸牌转眼少了一小半。 Sees Su Jia also to the sign, Dong Xuebin wipe the perspiration of forehead, takes the microphone say/way: „Host, that what, can come back, you may really be give to be ready for any sacrifice me, does not bring you undermine, do you also want not to remain to give sign one? My this physical strength is limited, hasn't died of exhaustion me?” 见苏佳还要给牌,董学斌擦擦脑门的汗,拿着话筒道:“主持人,那个啥,可以回来了,你可真是把我给豁出去了,不带你这么拆台的啊,你还想把牌一张不剩都给出去呀？我这气力有限,还不累死我？” He said is very humorous, everyone hehe smiles. 他说的很幽默,大家都呵呵地笑。 Su Jia covers the mouth to titter one, stopped dealing, „can I also pull out one?” 苏佳掩嘴噗嗤一声,停止了发牌,“我也可以抽一张吧？” Dong Xuebin clenches teeth to intertwine, a nod that end was ready for any sacrifice to resemble, „pulls out!” 董学斌咬牙纠结着,末了豁出去似的一点头,“抽吧！” yellow stand looks at one happily, the heart said that this brat will also very adjust the atmosphere. 黄立看得一乐,心说这小子还挺会调节气氛。 Su Jia touches one to cover in the hand. 苏佳摸起一张捂在手上。 „Ok.” Dong Xuebin rubs hands, „under I said that everyone hand sign surface, I wanted the luck, the attention, below witnesses the time of miracle!” “好了。”董学斌搓搓手,“下面我就说说大家手里的牌面吧,我要运气了啊,注意,下面是见证奇迹的时刻！” This saying was too familiar-sounding, everyone smiles. 这话太耳熟了,大家又笑。 Dong Xuebin deeply inspires, holds, both hands cover in the same place are gripping the fist, one second, five seconds, ten seconds, his face suppressed red, suddenly, Dong Xuebin put out that tone layer on layer/heavily, an eye bright say/way: „First records with the pornography of probably sign, I first said that the pornography records the hand sign, side piece A, is right?” 董学斌深吸一口气,憋住,双手捂在一起攥着拳,一秒钟,五秒钟,十秒钟,他脸都憋红了,突然,董学斌重重吐出那口气,眼睛一亮道:“第一个拿牌的好像是黄书记,我先说黄书记手里的牌吧,方片a,对不对？” yellow stand smiles bitterly, takes up the sign to set upright to look to him, is not right, what in his hand is hearts k. 黄立苦笑,拿起牌竖起来给他看,不对,他手上的是红桃k。 Dong Xuebin knows early oneself do not guess right, where this he can the magic, hurry to shout the Back three seconds! 董学斌早知道自己猜不对,这丫哪儿会变魔术啊,赶紧喊了声back三秒钟！ ...... …… The time draws back! 时间一退！ Under the gaze of audience, Dong Xuebin said: „First records with the pornography of probably sign, I first said that the pornography records the hand sign, hearts k, is right?” 在全场的注视下,董学斌道:“第一个拿牌的好像是黄书记,我先说黄书记手里的牌吧,红桃k,对不对？” Everyone looks to pornography. 大家都看向黄书记。 yellow stand stares, held up the sign slightly, the lense one aimed at the sign surface, hearts k, was unexpectedly right! 黄立一愣,微微举起牌,摄像镜头一下对准了牌面,红桃k,居然对了！ Dong Xuebin smiles, „under is Geng County Mayor, spade 3!” 董学斌笑笑,“下个是庚县长的,黑桃三！” Geng jade surpasses not to play cards, hearing this lowers the head to open looks, hey, but also is really spade 3, he holds up to the camera, under breaks out the applause immediately! 庚玉超自己都没看牌呢,闻言低头翻开一瞧,嘿,还真是黑桃三,他举起对着摄像机,底下顿时响起掌声！ Some people shout: „Do not say according to the order!” 有人喊道:“不要按顺序说！” „Yes, jumping is saying Ok? What my is?” Some people created a Gordian knot to him. “是啊,跳着说行不行？我这张是什么？”有人给他出难题了。 Dong Xuebin talked about with interest: „Ok, your hand this......, good sign, yes king is right?” 董学斌乐道:“行,你这手里这张啊……嘿,好牌,是大王对吧？” That person one surprised, helpless takes up the sign to have a look to everyone, is really a king. 那人一愕,无奈拿起牌给大家看看,真是大王。 At this moment many people also looked, three signs said continuously right, this definitely was not the luck coincidence, that naturally, the Dong Xuebin mouth said wrapped him is not obviously far-fetched in the circulate cultivation words, what skill definitely had, how otherwise to call the magic? But what's the matter no one knows. 事到如今不少人也看出来了,三张牌都连续说对了,这肯定不是什么运气巧合,当然,董学斌嘴里说的那套他在运功的话显然也不靠谱,肯定是有什么技巧的,不然怎么叫魔术？但到底是怎么回事谁也不知道。 Xie Huilan smiles saying: „My this sign?” 谢慧兰笑眯眯道:“我这张牌呢？” „Thanked County Mayor this......” Dong Xuebin, says with a smile with him who Back drew back: „Is the billboard.” “谢县长这张……”董学斌一顿,用back退回来的他笑道:“是广告牌。” The billboard, in the poker has an extra sign generally, some are the blanks, some are the advertisements. Xie Huilan is pinching the sign surface gracefully slightly at one fell swoop , is the billboard! 广告牌,一般扑克里都有一张多余的牌,有的是空白的,有的是广告。谢慧兰优雅地捏着牌面微微一举,果然,是广告牌！ pā pā pā, bursting into thunderous applause, this magic is truly interesting! 啪啪啪啪,掌声雷动,这个魔术确实有意思！ Xie Huilan showed the smile, looked at Dong Xuebin one. 谢慧兰露出了笑容,看了董学斌一眼。 Then, Dong Xuebin said the sign in everyone hand using Back , five, ten, does not have the mistake one time. 接着,董学斌利用back一张张说出了大家手中的牌,一张,五张,十张,一次都没有错误。 yellow stand also nods secretly, this Little Dong, but also really has real skill, absolutely did not have a program of preparation really to make him give in advance to perform unexpectedly dramatically, so long as now develops this magic, will then chop the program of brick to neglect the direct fate single-handed, the rebound will not be big, naturally, affects definitely to have, divided the program of brick to change to the magic performance single-handed towering, even again good of performance, this not beautiful, under cadre may, no matter you were been cloudy, even if again? Others will only notice that you will not deal with the interpersonal relationship, this is irritant, let alone also at contradictory the party that attained the entire cadres, this influence was not very good, meets the hiring question and repugnance. 黄立也暗暗点头,这个小董啊,还真有两下子,一个事前完全没有一点准备的节目竟真让他给表演得有声有色,现在只要把这个魔术演完,然后将单手劈砖的节目忽略过去直接下场,反弹也不会那么大了,当然,影响肯定还是有的,一个单手劈砖的节目突兀地改成了魔术表演,就算表演的再好,这本身也不美,底下的干部可不管你是不是被人阴了,即便是又怎么样？人家只会看到你不会处理人际关系,这才招人恨,更何况还把矛盾拿到全体干部的晚会上了,这个影响十分不好,会招人质疑和反感的。 But at this moment does not have the means that evades the important questions for the easy , can only manage. 但事到如今也没办法,避重就轻,也只能这么办。 Naturally, if you really can chop the brick to divide the Investment Promotion Bureau style single-handed, does not harm the Investment Promotion Bureau Bureau Chief face countenance, this embarrassed will not naturally have again, happy, but...... this is not quite obviously realistic, in this world where has the matter that so many can satisfy both sides? Blushes neck to pull the big upper arm to divide the brick thickly, even if you chop for ten years, chops for 100 years, cannot divide to come gracefully, shows this brute force, as Investment Promotion Bureau first-in-command, the matter that the itself/Ben does not beam with joy, becomes also counted on none who does not Dong Xuebin does divide the flower? 当然,如果你真能把单手劈砖劈出招商局的风格,不损害招商局局长的颜面,这个难堪自然也不会再有,皆大欢喜,不过……这显然不太现实,这世上哪儿有那么多能两全其美的事情？脸红脖子粗地扯着大膀子劈砖头,你就算劈十年,劈一百年,也劈不出优雅来啊,展现这种蛮力,作为一个招商局一把手,本就是不露脸的事,莫不成还指望董学斌劈出花儿来？ Soon, the playing cards performance ended, Dong Xuebin bows in thanks. 不久,扑克牌表演结束了,董学斌鞠躬致谢。 But sees so, under has the people sound said: „Right, wasn't chops the brick single-handed?” 可是见得如此,底下还是有人大声道:“对了,不是单手劈砖吗？” „Yes, chops the program of brick? I am also anticipating.” “是啊,劈砖的节目呢？我还期待着呢。” „Did not say that I forgot, right, how to change to the magic performance? Did the program report? Can this make a mistake?” “不说我都忘了,对啊,怎么改成魔术表演了？节目怎么报的？这都能弄错了？” „Doesn't this deceive the person?” “这不是糊弄人吗？” The discontented sound, some are hugging purely the thoughts of looking at the joke, for example Lü Dafa, he takes the lead to applaud under, does not make Dong Xuebin perform chops the brick single-handed, wants to make him lose face in the presence of everyone, if Dong Xuebin really divided, this joke affirms spreads over the county. 不满声响了起来,有些则是纯粹抱着看笑话的心思的,比如吕大发,他就在底下带头鼓起掌,非让董学斌表演单手劈砖,想让他当众出丑,如果董学斌真劈了,这个笑话肯定得传遍全县。 Xie Huilan and yellow stands also knits the brows. 谢慧兰和黄立同时皱皱眉。 Qin Yong made the vigor hit the meaningful glance at behind to Dong Xuebin, making his hurrying be out, calculates developed the program to deceive, this is good. 秦勇则是在后面使劲儿给董学斌打眼色,让他赶紧下场,好歹算演了节目糊弄过去了,这已经不错了。 However, Dong Xuebin has not actually been out, he looks under the stand with a smile, said the words that lets everyone dumbfounded, „, making everyone wait for a long time, since reported divided the program of brick single-handed, how I possibly forgot, good, prepared the warming up time to finish, below asked everyone to appreciate magic performance- divided the brick single-handed!” 然而,董学斌却偏偏没有下场,他笑吟吟地看看台下,说了一句让所有人都愣神儿的话,“哈哈,让大家久等了,既然报了单手劈砖的节目,我怎么可能忘了呀,好,准备热身时间结束了,下面就请大家欣赏魔术表演-单手劈砖！”