Chapter 333 Performing item that 【is caught off guard!】 第333章【措手不及的表演项目！】 County Committee party school, auditorium. 县委党校,大礼堂。 The back row, Dong Xuebin and Qin Yong Deputy Bureau Chief found a side place to sit under. 中后排,董学斌和秦勇副局长找了个靠边的地方坐了下。 „old Qin, Public Security Bureau what program?” “老秦,公安局什么节目？” „Probably martial arts performance, your Investment Promotion Bureau?” “好像是武术表演吧,你们招商局呢？” „I take office, this is not clear, but Investment Promotion Bureau may be more than Public Security Bureau person, I estimated that also which section member is asks to sing.” “我才上任,这个倒不清楚,不过招商局可比不了公安局人多,我估计也就是找哪个科员唱个歌吧。” 5.2 ten, many people entered the assembly hall one after another. 五点二十了,陆陆续续不少人进了礼堂。 At this time, the big assembly hall voice stagnated suddenly, the speaking voice and sound of footsteps were smaller, Dong Xuebin looked toward the entrance subconsciously, originally was county leader came, what taking the lead was sends to the say/way with Xie Huilan, possibly was before has set the tune, and thanks County Mayor to put on today to the secretary is not serious, even the suit, before were not, pure black that often put on, behind was member County Committee, Cao Xupeng, yellow stand, segment Zhengan and the others. 这时,偌大的礼堂忽然声音一滞,说话声和脚步声都小了许多,董学斌下意识地往门口一瞧,原来是县领导来了,走在前面的是向道发和谢慧兰,可能是之前定过调子,向书记和谢县长今天穿得并没有那么严肃,即使是西装,也不是以前常穿的纯黑色了,后面是县委常委,曹旭鹏,黄立,段正安等人。 After 56 minutes, the conference site is full house, four big teams led and entire county cadre were in attendance, like Dong Xuebin guess such, the seat was insufficient, some ranks not high, and came late the person, the corridor asked the staff to want the chair to sit in the assembly hall two sides and, tossed about a while, reluctant sufficient. 五六分钟后,会场座无虚席,四大班子领导和全县干部都到齐了,就像董学斌猜测的那样,位子都不够,一些级别不高且来晚了的人,都是在礼堂两边和过道里找工作人员要了椅子坐的,折腾了一会儿,才勉勉强强够数儿。 Squeak, the microphone of chairman's podium energized. 吱啦一声,主席台的话筒通电了。 A look also calculates can young woman wears the formal clothes to walk, to welcoming speech. 一个相貌还算可以的少妇穿着礼服走上来,致欢迎词。 Dong Xuebin is sideways in a low voice, „this person looks familiar.” 董学斌低声一侧身,“这人眼熟啊。” „Is Su Jia.” Qin Yongjie introduced: „County TV Station host.” “是苏佳。”秦勇介绍道:“县电视台的主持人。” „Oh, our are the live broadcasts?” Dong Xuebin looked by the chairman's podium camera. “噢,咱们这个是现场直播？”董学斌瞧了眼主席台两边的摄像机。 Qin Yong shook the head saying: „Photography photographs actually, but did not broadcast outward, is cadre cheerful cheerful, what live broadcast is the district spring festival gala, that in 1 st.” 秦勇摇头道:“拍摄倒是拍摄,不过不对外播出,就是干部自己乐呵乐呵,直播的是县春节晚会,那个在初一。” After the host Su Jia prologue ended, the microphone naturally was falls on Secretary County Committee. Sends to step onto the chairman's podium to give a speech to the say/way, is that Old Third type, made the affirmation to the Yantai County this year's development, expressed thanks to the contribution that the entire cadres make, might attain here public lecture that wrap/sets, afterward under bottomed the cadres interest in be not quite high, sends voice one revolution to the say/way, ended the speech. 主持人苏佳的开场白结束后,话筒自然是落到了县委书记头上。向道发走上主席台致辞,还是那老三样,对延台县今年的发展做出了肯定,对全体干部做出的贡献表达了感谢,好像又要把报告会那套拿到这里来,后来见底下干部们兴致不太高,向道发才话音一转,结束了致辞。 pā pā pā, everyone applauds. 啪啪啪,大家鼓掌。 Su Jia picks up the microphone, please thank the County Mayor speech with a smile. 苏佳拿起话筒,笑着请谢县长致辞。 Sits smilingly beckons with the hand in first row of Xie Huilan, „I did not say that the program starts.” 坐在第一排的谢慧兰笑眯眯地摆摆手,“我就不说了,节目开始吧。” Under bursts into thunderous applause immediately, the applause that never expected that the Xie Huilan a few words unexpectedly ratio sends the lengthy speech that causes to the say/way to be big. Sends on the face to maintain composure to the say/way, actually knits the brows at heart, looks at Xie Huilan to look. For the new year, it seems like everyone does not want to listen to what policy opinion, earlier starts the party is today's main course, but thanked County Mayor is very practical, catered to the psychology of cadres exactly. 底下顿时掌声雷动,没想到谢慧兰的一句话竟比向道发的长篇大论引起的掌声还大。向道发脸上不动声色,心里却皱了皱眉,看了谢慧兰一看。过年了,看来大家都不想听什么政策性的言论了,早点开始晚会才是今天的主菜,而谢县长却很务实,恰好迎合了干部们的心理。 The music resounds, the program started. 音乐响起,节目开始了。 The first program is the performance of County Cultural work group, a beginning dance music, roughly more than ten people, with the Spring Festival Gala opening tune similar atmosphere, the little miss is very delicate, wears the ancient costume costume, colorful, enchanting females, several dance at present one bright, pleasant. The people of cultural work group do this specialized, naturally makes one unable to pick up what problem. 第一个节目是县文工团的表演,一个开场舞曲,约莫十几个人,就跟春晚的开幕曲差不多的氛围,小姑娘一个个都挺清秀,穿着古装戏服,花花绿绿,莺莺燕燕,几番舞蹈下来让人不禁眼前一亮,赏心悦目的很。文工团的人就是专业搞这个的,自然让人挑不出什么毛病。 song ended, the cadres gave the warm applause. 曲终,干部们都给予了热烈的掌声。 Su Jia walks with a smile, hand grasps several card pieces to announce: „The following program may be interesting, the performer is the comrade of district environmental protection bureau, Liu Qiming, Sun Li.” Sound, she smiles said diligently: „Appreciate the sketch...... «This Is Which Family/Home Banana skin».” 苏佳笑着走上来,手里握几张卡片报幕道:“下面一个节目可有意思,表演者是县环保局的同志,刘启明,孙莉。”声儿一顿,她笑孜孜道:“下面请欣赏小品……《这是谁家的香蕉皮》。” Dong Xuebin yo drank one, „also has the sketch?” 董学斌呦喝了一声,“还有小品？” The actors entered the stage, a very funny appearance. 演员出场了,一副很搞笑的打扮。 The masters who the general meaning of sketch divorces on the road that is on intimate terms, after stepping on banana skin that a woman threw the pleasure that annoys, finally the masters and woman kicked up a racket, finally the dramatic discovery, this woman is his being on intimate terms object. After all is not specialized, the performance somewhat is slightly jerky, but in which several laughingstocks and burdens actually shook, making the audience laugh. 小品的大概意思就是一离了婚的老爷们在去相亲的路上,踩了一个妇女扔出的香蕉皮后惹出的乐子,结果老爷们和妇女吵吵了起来,最后才戏剧性的发现,这妇女就是他的相亲对象。毕竟不是专业的,表演起来略有些生涩,但其中的几个笑料和包袱却抖了出来,让全场都哈哈大笑不已。 Dong Xuebin made really accidental/surprised, he has not thought that section members in one group of mechanism/organization can also cause this program, but also really very had the quality of being worth looking, moreover the key had the pedagogical meaning, even the responsible side of program was the environmental protection bureau, the sketch tells everyone do not tumble the trash anywhere, was relevant to the subject. 董学斌让回是真的意外了,他没想到一帮机关里的科员还能弄出这种节目,还真挺有看头的,而且关键是有教育意义,甚至节目的负责方就是环保局,小品告诉大家不要随地乱丢垃圾,多切题呀。 The front, sent to the say/way with nearby several leaders exchanged several in a low voice, the slight nod, obviously was very satisfactory about the program of environmental protection bureau. As the leadership, is not your program that they must first look is happy, has the significance, but the environmental protection bureau obviously achieved. 前排,向道发和旁边几个领导低声交流了几句,都微微点头,显然对环保局的这个节目十分满意。作为领导,他们首先要看的不是你这个节目乐不乐,是有没有意义,而环保局明显做到了。 Stage the comrades on two environmental protection bureaus are very excited, bow, in seeing off of applause backstage. 台上的两个环保局的同志很兴奋,鞠了个躬,在掌声的欢送中回了后台。 Su Jia strung together several fields, then announced the third program. 苏佳串了几句场,然后报幕了第三个节目。 This is the program that Cultural Bureau reported that the one who got on the stage was a 60-70 years old old man, probably old cadre who drew back from Cultural Bureau, then the staff pushed a drawing board from the backstage immediately, the words paper inkstone serve, old man a few words did not say, lifted to begin a stroke to draw an ink and wash painting at the scene, was beautifully curved, wielded the pen exquisitely, won under an intermittent bravo. 这是个文化局报上来的节目,走上台的是一个六七十岁的老头,好像是从文化局退下去的老干部,然后工作人员马上从后台推上来一个画板,笔墨纸砚伺候,老头一句话也不说,抬起笔来就当场画了一幅水墨画,线条优美,运笔精湛,也是博得了底下一阵阵喝彩声。 Sees everyone to applaud, Dong Xuebin does not understand to pretend to understand saying: „Is good to draw.” 见大家都叫好,董学斌也不懂装懂道:“好画啊。” Qin Yong nods, „, was truly good.” 秦勇点点头,“嗯,确实不错。” Then they look at each other one, haha smiles, they looked, the opposite party was also the sufficient big tail wolf. 然后俩人对视一眼,都哈哈笑起来,他俩都看出来了,对方也是充大尾巴狼呢。 After the Cultural Bureau old cadre gets down, Qin Yong said suddenly: „This Public Security Bureau program, looked at the situation, not necessarily compared favorably with first several.” 等文化局的老干部下去后,秦勇忽然道:“该公安局的节目了,看情况,不一定比得上前几个啊。” The comrades of several vice squads went on stage, police uniforms are straight, robust, brushes, just entered the stage hit one set of fist respectively, immediately the item of backstage took unceasingly, has the plank, has the brick, has the stick, practices Qi Hardening Art that criminal police the horse stance to stand immediately, after a person takes up the stick thump one to brandish him conducts the back, kā chā, the stick broke, the person actually returns safe and sound. 几个刑警队的同志上场了,一个个警服笔直,虎背熊腰,刷刷刷刷,刚一出场就各自打了一套拳,随即后台的道具不断被拿上来,有木板,有板砖,有棍子,练过硬气功的那个刑警立刻马步站好,一人抄起棍子咚地一下抡到他的后背上,咔嚓,棍子断了,人却毫发无伤。 „Good!” Dong Xuebin and Qin Yong applauded. “好！”董学斌和秦勇啪啪鼓掌。 Then, possibly practices the Iron Head Art criminal police to touch the brick to knock toward the head on! 接着,一个可能练过铁头功的刑警摸起板砖就往脑袋上一磕！ The brick separates two petals, that person rubs the dust on head, a matter does not have! 砖头分开两瓣,那人蹭蹭脑袋上的灰土,一点事儿也没有！ Dong Xuebin looks very happily, a little admires this time, before saw on the television, has seen this performance, but finds with truly with own eyes breaks the brick first time, even the Public Security Bureau comrade, this feeling was different, Dong Xuebin effort roused applause, haha looked with a smile to Qin Yong, „old Qin, I discovers now, originally our Public Security Bureau had so many experts, how before to know?” 董学斌看得很高兴,也有点佩服这一手功夫,以前都是在电视上见的,见过很多这种表演,可真正亲眼瞧见拿头震碎砖头还是第一次,甚至还是自己公安局的同志,这个感觉就不一样了,董学斌用力鼓了鼓掌,哈哈笑着看向秦勇,“老秦,我现在才发现,原来咱们公安局有这么多高手啊,以前怎么不知道？” Qin Yong had a look at him, „with you, as soon as compared, who also dares to say were oneself a expert?” 秦勇看看他,“跟你一比,谁还敢说自己是高手？” Dong Xuebin hurries to shake the head, „I am not good, this brick pounds the head, it is estimated that pounds me...... not dead also remnantly.” 董学斌赶紧摇头,“我可不行,就这板砖砸脑袋,估计砸上我……不死也得残。” „Ok, should not be immodest.” Qin Yonghao said with a smile: „Now entire Public Security Bureau, is not right, entire Yantai County cadre several have not known your battle efficiency abnormal can expel the Manchurian tiger?” Looked on a stage the people of several vice squads, „their times I know, but one was farther than on the difference from you, having the time with having the battle efficiency is two matters, their four in addition together perhaps is not your opponent.” “行了,你就别谦虚了。”秦勇好笑道:“现在整个公安局,不对,整个延台县的干部还有几个不知道你战斗力变态的连东北虎都能打跑了？”瞧了眼台上几个刑警队的人,“他们的功夫我知道,不过跟你一比就差远了,有功夫跟有战斗力是两码事,他们四个加一块恐怕也不是你对手。” Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Brother Qin, do not appraise to me such high, the pressure is too big.” 董学斌笑道:“秦哥,可别对我评价这么高,压力太大。” „Haha, is not I alone appraises, your unarmed person within one day continuous fighting more than ten Tae Kwon Do black belts, more than ten blue red belt/bring experts, but also returns safe and sound, this battle efficiency who can compared with? Brother Dong, to be honest, I most admired was your battle efficiency, which day we have crossed the method.” “哈哈,不是我一个人这么评价的,你赤手空拳一个人一天之内连战十几个跆拳道黑带高手,十几个蓝红带高手,还毫发无伤,这个战斗力谁能比得了？董老弟,说句实话,我最佩服的就是你的战斗力,哪天咱俩过过招儿。” Is saying, the Public Security Bureau program ended. 正说着呢,公安局的节目结束了。 The applause is still warm! 掌声依旧热烈！ Front several county leader showed the smile, actually sends to the say/way has not thought of the section members and cadres in these departments can cause such attractive program, person who if spends to invite, if professional, but just on the field these may be the mechanism/organization work city amateurs, even has not undergone the rehearsal, can do successfully the party, really makes to send the accident/surprise to the say/way, looks, the satisfactory expression hung on the face. 前面几个县领导都露出了笑容,其实就连向道发也没想到这些部门里的科员和干部能弄出这么漂亮的节目,要是花钱请的人也就罢了,要是专业人士也就罢了,可刚刚场上这些可都是机关办公市里的业余人士,甚至没有经过排练,能把晚会搞得这么成功,实在令向道发意外,看着看着,满意的表情不禁挂在了脸上。 Then, sings the program that and dances also to come up in abundance. 接着,唱歌和舞蹈的节目也纷纷上来了。 The party atmosphere is warm, gradually to small climax. 晚会气氛非常热烈,渐渐到了一个小高潮。 Here, Dong Xuebin suddenly discovers by the chairman's podium corridor to walk several people, is the staff of backstage, probably is looking for anyone, then Dong Xuebin discovered that suddenly the pocket mouth cell phone is shining probably, with looks, the telephone of that head has hung, turned not to meet the electricity, took a look at the Dong Xuebin cannot help but doubt again, has not met electricity unexpectedly more than ten, was 2-3 numbers hits. 这边,董学斌忽然发现主席台旁边的过道里走出来几个人,是后台的工作人员,好像在找着谁,然后董学斌冷不丁发现兜口的手机好像在亮着,拿出来一瞧,那头的电话已经挂了,变成了未接来电,再一瞅董学斌不由得狐疑了一下,未接来电竟有十几个,都是2-3个号码打来的。 The assembly hall is too chaotic, is the music is the song, he had not heard. 礼堂太乱,又是音乐又是歌曲,他一直没听见。 Who looks for himself? Has the urgent matter? 谁找自己？有急事？ Dong Xuebin returned to dial, covered the ears saying: "Hello, my Dong Xuebin, you? ” 董学斌回拨了过去,捂着耳朵道:“喂,我董学斌,你是哪儿？” „I am...... the party...... lost/carrying...... the personnel......” in chairman's podium am having a person to sing, the sound too cannot hear clearly greatly, off and on, „...... you came the backstage............ to be about to start......” “我是……晚会……负……人员……”主席台上正有个人唱歌呢,声音太大根本听不清,断断续续的,“……您来后台……吧……快开始了……” Dong Xuebin strange say/way: „What started? Your big sound!” 董学斌奇怪道:“什么开始了？你大点声！” „...... The program...... your program arrived immediately.” “……节目……您的节目马上到了。” this time heard clearly, Dong Xuebin said surprised: „Comrade? Are you party staff? Did you make a mistake? My program? When did I report the program to come up? Hey? Hey?” The signal is not good, the telephone broke. 这回听清了,董学斌愕道:“同志？你是晚会工作人员？你搞错了吧？我的节目？我什么时候报节目上去了？喂？喂？”信号不好,电话断了。 Qin Yong also gawked, „made a mistake? Here is the playbill that each unit reported directly, did not have the dress rehearsal, possibly messed up?” 秦勇也是一愣,“是不是弄错了？这边都是各个单位直接报上去的节目单,并没有彩排,可能弄乱了吧？” Dong Xuebin knits the brows: „Messed up should not have my name?” 董学斌皱眉道:“弄乱了也不该有我的名字啊？” „You ask again.” “你再问问。” The backstage, at this time, the song will end, Su Jia steps onto the chairman's podium again, „following one is the Investment Promotion Bureau program, chops the brick single-handed, the performer......” her voice, smiles is raising appetite probably general, „...... Investment Promotion Bureau Dong Xuebin Dong Bureau Chief.” 正要过去后台,这时,歌曲结束了,苏佳再一次走上主席台,“下面一个是招商局的节目,单手劈砖,表演者……”她嗓音一顿,微笑着好像在吊胃口一般,“……招商局董学斌董局长。” hearing this, the Dong Xuebin complexion one sank! 闻言,董学斌脸色一下就沉了！