Villa. 别墅。 first floor living room. 一楼客厅。 Just said meat pie falls from the sky, finally the space really poured a pie, all elder younger generations in Fang Family living room looks dumbfounded! 刚说天上掉馅饼,结果天上真就倒下来一张馅饼,方家客厅里的所有长辈晚辈都看得一愣一愣的！ „āi yōu wèi!” “哎呦喂！” „Frightens me to jump!” “吓我一跳！” „This...... did this really fall?” “这……这真掉下来了？” „How to fall? Where the pie comes?” “怎么掉下来的？馅饼哪儿来的啊？” „, Does this pie look familiar? This is not I irons at noon? Finally had not finished eating also remained one, isn't putting with the kitchen in?” “诶,这馅饼怎么那么眼熟？这不是我中午烙的吗？最后没吃完还剩了一张,不是跟厨房里放着呢吗？” „Really is Third Aunt, that you iron?” “三婶,真是您烙的那个？” „Yes, pleating is I that is familiar with pinch, mistakenly.” “是啊,褶子是我习惯捏的那种,错不了。” The several female family members of Fang Family person discussed all of a sudden, really has not thought. 方家人的几个女眷一下子就议论了开来,真是没想到。 This truly is the pie that Fang Family Third Sister-in-law irons, in the afternoon time Dong Xuebin entered in the Old Master Fang room to smell the fragrant-flowered garlic stuffing pie the flavor, but also saw on the table to remain on the tray to moisten the fragrant-flowered garlic vegetable leaf, therefore Fang Family old 2 spouse saying, in the Dong Xuebin brain thought of these immediately. 这确实是方家三嫂子烙的馅饼,下午来的时候董学斌一进方老爷子屋里就闻见韭菜馅馅饼的味道了,还看到了桌子上有剩盘子上沾着韭菜叶,所以方家老二的爱人一说这个,董学斌脑子里立即就想到了这些。 Fang Family so many people eat meal today at noon here, preparing food was definitely impossible to do little, that did not make sense, although has advocated to be industrious and thrifty now, advocated after the leftover dish food left over put for four hours, had what nitrite anything ate was unhealthy, but the Fang Family such big family, junior and elder were also gather together rarely and Old Master ate meal, this did not have the national condition and traditional philosophy of means that cannot make everyone eat insufficiently, certainly must do many, many coming out calculated the waste at most, but must eat that insufficiently on is the most basic polite issue, Dong Xuebin went out to dine together in any case also well. Treats with courtesy, on the table is always impossible not to have the food left over, the remaining half that are very normal, therefore after Dong Xuebin hit the sound has referred, uses STOP to stop the time half step going to the kitchen to look, but also really made him find a pie, was very big one, therefore brings to place the midair, came one „meat pie falls from the sky” actor's pay. 方家今天这么多人中午在这里吃饭,做饭肯定不可能做少了,那不像话,虽然现在一直都提倡勤俭节约,也提倡剩菜剩饭放四个小时后有什么亚硝酸盐什么的吃了不健康,可方家这么大的家庭,小辈儿和长辈儿们也是难得聚在一起和老爷子吃顿饭,这也是没办法的国情和传统思想,总不能让大家吃不够啊,肯定要多做,多出来的顶多算浪费,可是要不够吃那就是最基本的礼貌问题了,反正董学斌出去聚餐也好应酬也罢,桌子上从来都不可能没有剩饭的,剩下一半那都是很正常的,于是董学斌打过响指后就用了STOP停止了时间快步去厨房找了找,还真让他找到一张馅饼,还是挺大一张的,于是拿了过来放在半空,来了一个“天上掉馅饼”的戏份。 The effect looks like very good! 效果看来很好！ Takes a look, gave to fear! 瞧瞧,把人都给惊住了！ Several junior still in pulling neck are staring toward the empty ceiling on was looking that but looked at half-day anything not to see, could not think through! 有几个小辈儿还在扯着脖子往空荡荡的天花板上盯着看呢,可是看了半天也什么都没看到,想不通啊！ „Right I thought!” That one called out with the little girl who Dong Xuebin played cards in the afternoon. “对了我想起来了！”那个一下午跟董学斌玩牌的小女孩叫道。 „How Xiaomei? What remembered?” A junior Elder Brother looks to him. “怎么了小美？想起什么了？”一个小辈儿里的哥哥看向他。 That little girl named Xiaomei points at Dong Xuebin to say immediately: „Brother Dong can the magic! I from online have looked! Before , month! Party that anything invites businessmen to open company!” 那个叫小美的小女孩儿立即指着董学斌道:“董哥会变魔术！我从网上看过！就前个月！那什么招商的晚会！” Obviously does not know that she looked. 显然不知她一个人看了。 Another junior also pats the forehead, „I also thought!” 另一个小辈儿也一拍脑门,“我也想起来了！” Xie Family Fang Family is the dead enmity, similarly, attention is also bigger. 谢家方家是死仇,同样的,相互之间的关注也更大一些。 As soon as the elders of other how many not clear situations listen is also suddenly enlighted, originally is the magic, although cannot think that pie suddenly appeared from the kitchen here, will unable to think through Dong Xuebin to know that the old 2 wife words caught up with the words to choke in this share to say what meat pie falls from the sky came such a subsequently, if they really can learn, what magic that this also did call? 其他几个不清楚情况的长辈们一听也才恍然大悟,原来是魔术啊,虽然想不懂那张馅饼怎么突然从厨房出现在这里了,也想不通董学斌怎么会知道老二的媳妇儿话赶话能呛到这个份上说什么天上掉馅饼继而才来了这么一手儿,可是如果他们真能看明白,那这还叫什么魔术啊？ Dong Xuebin actually smiles said diligently: „What magic, hehe, this is not the magic, Second Aunt just said meat pie falls from the sky, the space also really fell one, what is this? This is the fate, this is the arrangement of God, the great happiness matter, the heaven was unable to continue watching must help Little Ling and Little Ran arrangement marriage affinity, this was the big fate, the heaven was doomed they are a couple, ran cannot escape!” Dong Xuebin carries the pie in tray to sway before everyone, speaks fervently, but also was very excited and happy, that feeling, with Pyramid Scheme Organization personnel speech that the a few years ago are in flood specially. 董学斌却笑孜孜道:“什么魔术啊,呵呵,这可不是魔术啊,二婶刚说了天上掉馅饼,天上还就真掉了一张下来,这是什么？这是缘分啊,这是老天爷的安排啊,大喜事儿啊,老天都看不下去了要帮着小玲和小然安排姻缘,这得是多大的缘分啊,上天注定他们俩是一对儿夫妻啊,跑都跑不了喽！”董学斌端着盘子里的馅饼一个劲儿在大家面前摇晃,说起话来慷慨激昂,还特别的激动和高兴,那感觉,就跟前些年特别泛滥的传-销-组-织人员讲话似的。 Second Sister-in-law does not speak. 二嫂不吭声了。 The people have not responded him. 众人也都没搭理他。 Fate fuck you, clearly was your brat causes to cheat! 缘分你大-爷,分明是你小子使了诈啊！ Old Master Fang arrived in the living room at this time slowly, looks at Dong Xuebin, he smiled suddenly, moreover more smiles is louder, „hahaha haha......” 方老爷子这时慢慢走到了客厅里,看着董学斌,他忽然笑了起来,而且越笑越大声,“哈哈哈哈哈……” Fang Family Boss is startled slightly, „father.” 方家老大微微一怔,“爸。” Dong Xuebin said with a smile: „Grandpa Fang, you said that is such matter?” 董学斌笑道:“方爷爷,您说是不是这么回事儿？” Old Master Fang smiles to visit him, „the Old Xie granddaughter's husband really lives up to reputation!” 方老爷子笑看着他,“谢老的孙女婿果然是名不虚传！” „You overpraised you to overpraise.” Dong Xuebin said modestly: „What lives up to reputation, my where has anything, famous is also the evil reputation, hehe.” “您过奖您过奖。”董学斌谦虚道:“什么名不虚传啊,我哪儿有什么名儿,有名儿也都是恶名,呵呵。” Fang Family Second Sister-in-law snort/hum, the heart said that you also know your own reputation is not good. 方家二嫂哼了一声,心说你还知道你自己名声不好啊。 God of Plague Dong Xuebin, many people have listened to Xie Family Eldest Grandson-in-law the given name, is level the people in circle, has anything can conceal the truth, Dong Xuebin somewhat notorious matter everyone has heard, moreover their Fang Family also Fang Wenping that is known as the female bastard, the fifth child of Dong Xuebin and their family/home in this domain is two hooligans and bastards of sharing the honor, basically is person of a person who sees the person to hide from. 瘟神董学斌,很多人都听过谢家大孙女婿的这个名号,都是一个层次的圈子里的人,有什么能瞒得住的啊,董学斌有些臭名昭彰的事儿大家都听说过,况且他们方家也有一个号称女混蛋的方文萍呢,董学斌和他们家的老五在这个领域上是齐名的两个流氓和混蛋,基本上是人见人躲的主儿。 Fang Wenping did not say that is the person of their family/home, everyone looks daily, the fifth child can feed in the prison including oneself husbands personally, even the people of their Fang Family faction said that the dual-stipulation is disciplined, sometimes does not have the matter that his family/home fifth child does not dare to do, Old Master Fang to have a headache about this youngest daughter, now saw and Fang Wenping equally notorious Dong Xuebin, the Fang Family person this time was also asks for advice profoundly. 方文萍不说了,就是他们家的人,大家天天看着呢,老五连自己丈夫都能亲手送进监狱,连他们方家派系的人都说双规就双规,就没有他家老五不敢干的事儿,方老爷子有时候都头疼这个小女儿,现在见了跟方文萍一样臭名昭彰的董学斌,方家人这次也算是深刻的领教了。 Seeing something once better than hearing hundred times! 百闻不如一见！ This saying really so! 这话果然如此啊！ Then everyone also almost understood, a Dong Xuebin Xie Family son-in-law moreover is junior, why the Xie Family person will feel relieved that gave him plenary powers to process such vital discussing marriage duty, first Dong Xuebin character and office matter method, second the wrist/skill and management ability of Dong Xuebin, this Xie Family Eldest Grandson-in-law...... such as the rumor had many skills really like that. 然后大家也差不多明白了,董学斌一个谢家的女婿而且还是个小辈儿,为什么谢家人会这么放心地把这么重要的提亲任务交给他全权处理了,一来是董学斌的性格和办事儿方法,二来是董学斌的手腕和办事能力,这谢家的大孙女婿……果真如传言那般是有两把刷子的啊。 Old Master Fang beckons, „did not say that serves a meal.” 方老爷子一招手,“不说了,开饭吧。” „Oh, the father you sits here.” Aunt Fang Family pushes the chair. “嗳,爸您坐这儿。”方家大嫂去拉开椅子。 Second Sister-in-law and Third Sister-in-law hold Old Master, Old Master Fang are actually beckoning with the hand do not use, oneself footsteps walked to sit down healthily, was very healthy, was very energetic. Old Master Fang in the system belongs to oldest kind of central leader, like his age also in a assignment are not really many, but Old Master after all is State Council first-in-command, if he did not have this body also to draw back early, Political Bureau Standing Committee of their rank, have no retired age of strict sense, not like the strict stipulation of division-level department level Ministerial level cadre retirement age, without that type to the also not upper stage of age on the stipulation that must retire, but was the body can the line on, theoretically said that if after Old Master Fang changed session, resigned to present one's credentials other duty, the body not issue. In the situation the elderly man does to 100 years old of nothing does not gather the regulation stipulation, naturally, no one will do that analogy. 二嫂和三嫂则扶着老爷子,方老爷子却摆手不用,自己脚步健朗地走过去坐下了,身体很好,很精神。方老爷子在体制里是属于岁数最大的一类中-央-领-导,像他这个岁数还在一线任职的真是不多了,可老爷子毕竟是国-务-院的一把手,他要是没有这个身体也早都退下了,他们这个级别的政-治-局-常-委,已经没有什么严格意义的退休年纪了,并不像处级厅级部级干部退休年纪的严格规定,没有那种到了年龄的点儿还没上一级就必须退休的规定,而是身体能行就可以,理论上讲,如果方老爷子换届后卸任挂职个其他职务,身体没问题的情况下老人家干到一百岁也没有任何不合章程规定的,当然了,没有人会这么做的,比方而已。 Old Master Fang in one table, Boss old 2 Old Third and the others also sat in turn, no one greeted Dong Xuebin, then junior also dispelled to sit firmly. 方老爷子一上桌,老大老二老三等人也都依次坐下去了,也没人招呼董学斌,然后小辈儿们也排开坐稳。 This, saw that the Dong Xuebin facial skin was thick, even no one greeted his his still face to collect cheerfully, seeing the chair was insufficient, he grasped a chair to push directly two junior from side, lived to force one's way to sit down hardly, „, the dinner was too whoops sumptuous, was the appetite opens simply greatly, was right, Grandpa Fang, my...... did I eat meal appropriately with your here I?” Said that also the pretense stood, „my too did not work as the bystander with oneself, you looked at you to look, was hearing the fragrance I came, hi, otherwise don't I eat?” The stand was stands, but Dong Xuebin has not moved from the start, has not left the chair range. 这一下,又看出董学斌脸皮多厚了,就算没人招呼他他也一脸乐呵地凑了过去,见椅子不够,他直接从旁边抓来一把椅子挤开了两个小辈儿之间,硬生挤进去坐下了,“哎呦,晚饭太丰盛了啊,简直是食欲大开啊,诶对了,方爷爷,我这个……我跟您这儿吃饭合适吗我？”说完还假模假样地站了起来,“我这也太不拿自己当外人了,您看您看,闻着香味儿我就过来了,嗨,要不然我不吃了吧？”站是站起来了,可董学斌压根也没动一下,没离开椅子范围。 Doesn't eat? 不吃了？ mother's cunt you sat! 麻痹你都坐过来了啊！ Appearance that you do not plan to eat you? 你这是不打算吃的样子吗你？ The Fang Family people admire Dong Xuebin this to open mouth very much, that really started out the smallpox, if Dong Xuebin one violates the muddy suspect horizontal, they were on the contrary easy to do, the bang person, what did they occupy principle that also with saying? Now but a Dong Xuebin face smile also installs polite, this makes the Fang Family person not have idea very much, strikes him he to pretend unable to understand, with his polite one, he also follows the pole really to dare to crawl upward, has not seen this person. 方家人都很佩服董学斌这张嘴,那真是开出了天花啊,如果董学斌一来就犯浑犯横,他们反倒还好办了,轰人呗,他们占理那还用说什么？可现在董学斌一脸笑容还装的客客气气的,这让方家人也很没辙,敲打他吧他假装听不懂,跟他客气一下吧,他还顺着杆子真敢往上爬啊,就没见过这种人。 The Old Master Fang pressure the hand, said: „Sits Little Dong, eats together, does not know being used to that the vegetable/dish of our family/home you do eat, hehe.” 方老爷子压压手,道:“坐吧小董,一块吃,就是不知道我们家的菜你吃不吃的惯,呵呵。” Dong Xuebin sat down at that time, busy say/way: „You were too polite, can definitely eat, was hearing the flavor is fragrant, I taste this first.” Clamped chopsticks to eat, big its said: „Delicious, hey, is really delicious, no wonder our family member is so healthy, daily eats is so good, is not sturdy must blame.” 董学斌当时就又坐下了,忙道:“您太客气了,肯定吃得惯啊,闻着味道就香啊,我尝尝这个先。”夹了一筷子吃了,不禁大点其头道:“好吃啊,嘿,真是好吃,怪不得咱家人身体都这么健康呢,天天吃的这么好,身体不棒才怪啊。” Second Sister-in-law is worried, small sound said: „Who with your my person my person.” 二嫂气闷,小声道:“谁跟你咱家人咱家人的。” Natives of Beijing spoke to work are quite polite warmly, in the language also had manifestation of this aspect, for example bought the scallion, other place possibly directly asked that Boss „how your family scallion sold”, but a capital city's people custom asked „how our family/home scallion sold”, appeared intimate with, this was the realm culture influence language style, Dong Xuebin this saying actually is also this meaning, but how Fang Family actually many people listened how irritably, could not bear Dong Xuebin this warm vigor. 京城人说话做事都比较客气热情,语言上也有这方面的体现,比如买葱,别的地方可能直接问老板“你们家葱怎么卖”,可京城人很多还是习惯问“咱们家葱怎么卖”,显得亲近,这是地域文化影响的语言风格,董学斌这话其实也是这个意思,不过方家却很多人都怎么听怎么别扭,受不了董学斌这个热情劲儿。 Dong Xuebin heard her words, said with a smile: „Second Aunt, how is not me, did you look at you to be possible with me to look on as an outsider are not? Little Ling and Little Ran must become engaged to get married immediately, we later were the whole family.” 董学斌听到了她的话,笑道:“二婶啊,怎么不是咱家呀,您瞧您可跟我见外了不是？小玲和小然马上就要订婚结婚了,咱们以后就都是一家人了啊。” Second Sister-in-law a little must get angry, „who agreed?” 二嫂有点要翻脸了,“谁同意了？” Dong Xuebin wonders saying: „Our family/home agreed that you said a moment ago, you can also represent our family, said that so long as meat pie falls from the sky, when Little Ran and Little Ling became engaged become ? This is not everyone looks, fell the stuffing really to fall.” 董学斌纳闷道:“咱们家同意了啊,您刚才说的呀,您还能代表咱们全家人,说只要天上掉馅饼,小然和小玲什么时候订婚都成,是不是？这不是大家都看着呢么,掉馅真掉下来了呀。” Second Sister-in-law: „......” 二嫂:“……” The Fang Family person has not spoken. 方家人也都没说话。 This saying really gave Second Sister-in-law to support, she just said was the angry words, was the red eyes was anxious, shouts with Dong Xuebin without reason such, who thinks that this he really caused meat pie falls from the sky, you said that this called anything, she does not know how should reply.( To be continued. Please search the floating astronomy, the novel is better to renew is quicker!) 这话是真给二嫂架住了,她刚刚说的就是气话啊,也是红眼急了,才没头没脑地跟董学斌嚷嚷那么一句,谁想这丫真弄出天上掉馅饼了啊,你说这叫什么事儿,她也不知道该怎么回答了。(未完待续。请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!)