PAW :: Volume #20

#1950: Only if meat pie falls from the sky!


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Around 2 : 00. 二点多。 The Fang Family person almost walked half. 方家人几乎走了一半。 Originally today is the Old Master Fang rare rest, the people gather together has the lunch, in fact which person on the scene is not busy, in this rank does not have the matter to be few, is idle on several female family members and several junior, the matter of this little while processing also almost processed, Old Master there also took an afternoon nap, everyone nature loose powder walking, waited to come back to eat meal in the evening again. 本来今天就是方老爷子难得的休息,众人才聚在一起吃中午饭的,实际上在场的哪个人不忙啊,这个级别上没有事情少的,也就几个女性家属和几个小辈儿们还算清闲,这会儿该处理的事情也差不多处理完了,老爷子那里也睡午觉了,大家自然散的散走的走,等晚上再回来吃饭。 Dong Xuebin has not actually walked, but also sits in the living room, sat also quite steady, is drinking tea the person who can see with side to speak equally equally. 董学斌却没走,还在客厅里坐着的,坐的还相当的稳,一边儿喝着茶一边儿跟旁边能看见的人说着话。 Younger brother, in now which high school?” “弟弟,现在上哪个高中呢?” „...... Normal university attached middle school.” “……师大附中。” Good school, quick college entrance examination? Studies how?” “好学校啊,快高考了吧?学习怎么样?” Also ok.” “还行吧。” „, Younger sister, reads?” “诶,妹妹,看书呐?” „, Un.” “啊,嗯。” Had the person saying that you did look like a star? Really looks like.” “有没有人说你长得像一个明星啊?呵,真像啊。” „......” “呃……” Third Aunt, what television do you usually watch? Does TV series look? Now screens TV series to be especially attractive, Chen Ying develops, that was really certainly.” 三婶,您平时看什么电视?电视剧看吗?现在上映一个电视剧特好看,陈莹演的,那真是绝了。” Dong Xuebin was warm, everyone he said several, a face was cheerful. 董学斌热情极了,每个人他都说几句,一脸乐呵。 The Fang Family remaining these people do not want to speak to him completely, but is perfunctory several. 方家剩下的这些人则完全不想跟他说话,只是敷衍几句。 líng líng líng, the telephone rang, Dong Xuebin looks at the number, is Xie Ran, knows that this brat definitely could not repress hit to oneself, Dong Xuebin has not evaded anything, met directly, "Hello, Little Ran. ” 铃铃铃,电话响了,董学斌一看号码,是谢然的,知道这小子肯定是按耐不住了才给自己打的,董学斌也没避讳什么,直接就接了,“喂,小然啊。” Everyone heard, looked. 大家听到了,都看了过去。 Brother-in-law.” Xie Ran of telephone that head said: What kind of?” “姐夫。”电话那头的谢然道:“怎么样了?” Dong Xuebin said with a smile: Good, me is very right smooth......, the Little Ling family members are very warm, look kept me to drink tea to chat good...... first did not say that I am chatting the TV series matter with the Little Ling mother, haha, you felt relieved ……Un, hung.” 董学斌笑道:“挺好的,我这边还挺顺利……对,小玲家人都挺热情的,这不,留我喝茶聊天呢……行了先不说了,我正跟小玲母亲聊电视剧的事儿呢,哈哈,你放心吧……嗯,挂吧。” Several junior listened, nearly faints! 几个小辈儿听了,险些晕倒在地! Even the Little Ling mother self-control such good person, still almost spouts an old blood! 就算小玲母亲涵养这么好的人,也是差点喷出一口老血! Smooth? Is smooth smoothly, after you came, who has given you good attitude? Warmly what were we warm? Please drink tea? Clearly is the meaning of seeing a visitor out, who thinks that you really remained to drink tea brazen-faced and shameless, TV series? But the Little Ling mother the throat has not spoken, completely without responding Dong Xuebin this topic, was Dong Xuebin there said that verbosely, good, arrived to chat TV series to the telephone in again? Who chatted with you! The personhood facial skin cannot be so thick! 顺利?顺利个屁啊顺利,你来了以后谁给过你好态度了?我们热情什么了啊热情?请你喝茶?分明是送客的意思,谁想你那么死皮赖脸地真留下来喝茶了啊,还有电视剧小玲母亲可是吭都没吭声的,完全没有搭理董学斌这个话题,就是董学斌自己一个人在那里絮絮叨叨地说的,好嘛,到了电话里到成了再聊电视剧了?谁跟你聊了啊!做人脸皮不能这么厚啊! A little girl in Fang Family junior covers the mouth giggle to smile. 方家小辈儿里的一个小女孩掩嘴咯咯直笑。 Everyone was really took Dong Xuebin, this is not the thick not insensitive matter, can be in front of Fang Family so many people to say with a laugh this lie point did not even have the taboo, this may really not be the average person can achieve, your heart big you! 大家真是服了董学斌了,这已经不是厚不厚脸皮的事儿了啊,能当着方家这么多人的面笑呵呵地说这种瞎话甚至一点都没避讳,这可真不是一般人能做到的,您这心到底得有多大啊您! The Little Ling mother has a look at him, takes a look at the hanging table on wall, Little Dong, the time, we cannot rest early, must take an afternoon nap......” once again proposed the meaning of seeing a visitor out , a bystander, is the political opponent family's people sat in their family/home living room laughs, this also too uncomfortable. 小玲母亲看看他,一瞅墙上的挂表,“小董啊,时间也不早了,我们还得休息,都要睡午觉了……”又一次提出了送客的意思,本来就是,一个外人、还是个政敌家族的人坐在他们家客厅笑哈哈的,这也太变扭了。 Dong Xuebin said immediately: Aiyu, my did disturb everyone?” 董学斌立即道:“哎呦,我这一来打扰大家了吧?” The Little Ling mother said: Does not calculate to disturb, was this/should rest.” 小玲母亲道:“也不算打扰吧,就是都该休息了。” Dong Xuebin said immediately: my fault my fault, that is all right, your everyone rests quickly, the quick rest, does not need to manage me, I alone have a look at the television to become.” 董学斌马上道:“赖我赖我,那没事儿,您大家快休息吧,快休息,不用管我,我一个人看看电视就成。” Little Ling mother: „......” 小玲母亲:“……” Others do not know how should say. 其他人也不知该怎么说了。 Suppressed for quite a while, the Little Ling mother had not said one again, looked at each other two with another female family member, with the Dong Xuebin idle talk, oneself did not turn around to go upstairs simply, said again to Dong Xuebin, they feared own heart disease violated, this person really did not have the meaningful glance. 憋了半天,小玲母亲也没再说出来一句,和另外一个女性家属对视了两眼,干脆不跟董学斌废话了,自己转身上了楼,再跟董学斌说下去,他们怕自己心脏病犯了,这人实在太没眼色了啊。 The juniors take a look, immediately also several same places went upstairs. 小辈们一瞅,当即也有几个一起上楼了。 Dong Xuebin chases to take up the remote control, television opening, that called nature, is impolite with them, end also discovered a plate of melon seed from the tea table, oneself puffed and blew to crack with the teeth, ate that also while with kept only *** chatted. This *** the estimate is also Fang Family only one to Dong Xuebin is not that repugnant person, she thought that Dong Xuebin is very interesting. 董学斌逐而拿起遥控器,把电视给打开了,那叫一个自然,一点也没跟他们客气,末了还从茶几底下找出了一盘瓜子,自己吭哧吭哧地嗑起来,一边吃还一边跟唯一留下来的一个***聊天上了。这个***估计也是方家唯一一个对董学斌不是那么反感的人,她觉得董学斌挺有意思的。 This chatted is a afternoon. 这一聊就是一个下午。 Around 6 : 00 pm, the Fang Family person came back, in the building that got off work and handles matters took an afternoon nap also went downstairs. 傍晚 6 点多,方家人下班和办事的都回来了,楼上睡午觉的也都下楼了。 But they discovered unexpectedly Dong Xuebin has not walked, in addition, unexpectedly also with her family/home *** played the playing cards, they hit unusual was happy, laughter again and again. 可他们居然发现董学斌还没有走,不但如此,竟然还和她家的***玩上扑克牌了,俩人打的非常高兴,笑声连连。 Haha, I won.” “哈哈,我赢了啊。” Aiya does not calculate, Brother Dong you acts shamelessly.” “哎呀不算,董哥你耍赖。” Is unfair to me, where I dare the brazen.” “冤枉我是不是,我哪儿敢赖皮啊。” Those images and scenes, a deep powerless feeling rippled from the people. 此情此景,一股深深的无力感又从众人心里荡漾了起来。 Second Sister-in-law could not bear, stares Dong Xuebin saying: „Haven't you walked? Is also wants to eat meal with the family/home in?” 二嫂受不了了,瞪着董学斌道:“你怎么还没走?是不是还想跟家里吃饭啊?” Dong Xuebin said aiyu: Eats meal with here? That appropriate? I feared that puts to trouble to everyone, actually ate casually on the line.” 董学斌哎呦道:“跟这儿吃饭啊?那合适吗?我就是怕给大家添麻烦,其实随便吃点就行了。” Second Sister-in-law: „......!!!” 二嫂:“……!!!” In the building, Old Master Fang prepared to go downstairs under supporting by the arm of old 2 wife, hears this saying, Old Master cannot bear the air/Qi happily. 楼上,方老爷子在老二媳妇儿的搀扶下准备下楼,听到这话,老爷子都忍不住气乐了出来。 Second Sister-in-law points at him saying: Do not come this set, useless, I told you clearly, only if the space fell the stuffing, otherwise do not want to make Little Ling marry your family!” 二嫂指着他道:“你别来这一套,没用,我明确告诉你,除非天上掉馅,否则别想让小玲嫁到你们家!” The Dong Xuebin eye smiles, this saying I cannot work as had not heard, Second Aunt, can that really meat pie falls from the sky?” 董学斌眼睛一笑,“这话我可不能当没听见了,二婶,那要真天上掉馅饼了呢?” Second Sister-in-law sneers is pointing at the ceiling, „, if really fell, when your family wants to become engaged good!” 二嫂冷笑地指着天花板,“要是真掉下来了,你们家想什么时候订婚都行!” Dong Xuebin blinks the eye, this matter were you lord?” 董学斌眨巴眨巴眼睛,“这事儿您做得了主?” I took responsibility! Falls! Now makes it fall me to have a look!” Second Sister-in-law ignition. “我做主了!掉吧!现在就让它掉一个我看看!”二嫂发火了。 Dong Xuebin said with a smile: That becomes, you must be able to take responsibility for the family/home in said that un, pie that me eat at noon? Has the tray?” 董学斌笑道:“那成,您要能替家里面做主就好说了,嗯,咱家中午就吃的馅饼吧?有盘子没有?” Fang Family that *** puts out a hand to take up a tray of attire fruit. 方家那个***一伸手拿起一个装水果的盘子。 thank you.” Dong Xuebin received the tray to show a faint smile, that your everyone favored, sometimes, in really can fall the pie on this day.” 谢谢。”董学斌接过盘子微微一笑,“那您各位看好了,有时候吧,这天上真是能掉馅饼的。” Then, Dong Xuebin has not waited for the people to respond put out a hand to hit a sound to refer to! 说罢,董学斌还没等众人反应过来就伸手打了一个响指! Clatter! 嗒! Does not have the indication completely! 完全是毫无征兆的! Top of the head light in a flash! The shadow fell! 头顶灯光一晃!黑影落了下来! The people all lifted the head stunned, a pie fell from the head unexpectedly baseless, gave to look at everyone stupidly! 众人错愕地全抬起了头,一张馅饼居然就这么凭空从脑袋上面落了下来,把大家都给看傻了! Second Sister-in-law was also ignorant, a throat hurries to avoid aiyu, the pie point of descent is her head. 二嫂也懵了,哎呦一嗓子慌忙躲开,馅饼的落点就是她脑袋。 Dong Xuebin just right extended the tray, pā tà, the pie falls in the tray steadily, „, I said that anything is coming, Little Ling and Little Ran had this marriage affinity, the God gave to arrange.”( To be continued. Please search the floating astronomy, the novel is better to renew is quicker!) 董学斌恰到好处地一伸盘子,啪嗒,馅饼稳稳落在了盘子里,“哈哈,我说什么来着,小玲小然就是有这个姻缘啊,老天爷都给安排好了。”(未完待续。请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!)
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