„Fuck!” “我靠！” „How possibly!” “怎么可能！” „When does he pass?” “他什么时候过去的？” „God! This was not last year Spring Festival Gala that magic!” “天啊！这不是去年春晚的那个魔术么！” „But Spring Festival Gala that magic prepared for a long time in -and-a-half closed rooms, finally changes.” “但春晚的那个魔术可是在一个半封闭空间里准备了好久的啊,最后才变的。” „Yes, Spring Festival Gala that time is very wealthy, has kept off with the curtain screen was delaying good long while, end the talent appeared in following Auditorium, but how Secretary Dong this...... just entered in the table the person in behind, I went, this magic was too flamboyant.” “是啊,春晚那个时间很富裕,一直都用帘子挡着拖延了好半天,末了人才在下面的观众席里出现,可董书记这个……怎么刚一进桌子里人就在后面了啊,我了个去,这魔术太牛逼了啊。” „Simply god!” “简直神了！” „How this becomes!” “这到底怎么变得啊！” „Isn't the leader? How this magic skill?” “不是领导么？怎么还有这一手魔术功力？” In an uproar moment, tens of thousands audience and honored guests broke out applause loudly suddenly, probably thunders to be the same, filled up the sound the air fully, deafening! 哗然了片刻,几万名观众和嘉宾一时间都响起了轰然的掌声,好像打雷一样,铺天盖地地将空气填满了声音,震耳欲聋！ pā pā pā! 啪啪啪啪！ „Good!” “好！” „Was too attractive!” “太漂亮了！” „Mom! This uncle is quite fierce!” “妈妈！这个叔叔好厉害呀！” Originally the people also thought that the leader spoke most of the day, arid, tasteless, nothing but was these, therefore had no spirit to pay attention to the speech speech of Zhang Dongfang and Dong Xuebin, who thinks that the leadership of this Jiaolin County has not played a card according to the repertoire unexpectedly, instead led the interest not high common people to enter in his rhythm step by step, first brought back the people to look with the language the interest that the joke and watched the fun, then pretends has not really prepared program, was believed by many people, wants to look how Secretary County Committee lost face in the direct broadcast program, in front of the television audience many was also this mentality. The psychological change, the scene came a divine transition unexpectedly simply, this dropping variance erupts, is obviously enormous to the visual impact that the audience bring! 本来众人还都觉得领导讲话又得大半天,枯燥,乏味,无非就是这些了,所以都没什么精神关注张东方和董学斌的发言致辞,谁想这个焦邻县的领导竟然没有按套路出牌,反而带着兴致不高的老百姓们一步一步走进了他的节奏里,先是用语言勾起了众人看笑话和看热闹的兴趣,然后又假装真的没有准备节目似的,让很多人都相信了,还想着看县委书记怎么在直播节目中出丑呢,电视机前面的观众很多也是这个心态和心理变化的,谁料场面简直来了一个神一样的转折,这种落差一爆发出来,给观众们带来的视觉冲击显然是极大的！ Director Sun looks in the backstage thumps the table and shouts praise, leapt one to stand from the chair, haha, was good your Dong Xuebin! Also is really skilled! 孙导在后台都看得拍案叫绝,腾地一下从椅子上站起来了,哈哈,好你个董学斌啊！还真有一手儿！ The stars who the backstage prepares to mount the stage and staff also look dumbfounded. 后台很多准备登台的明星们和工作人员也看得一愣一愣的。 Chen Ying pats the leg to applaud. 陈莹拍腿叫好。 Li Mengmeng also calls out in alarm. 李萌萌也惊呼不已。 This magic performance truly was too splendid, the Jiaolin County person possibly had no experience of large-scale party. The scene has seen does not have, but these stars may mingle among year to year in these situations, the magic they have seen much, but looks like the Dong Xuebin such splendid magic is really rarely seen, magic performance form must look at the whole, the front upholstery, the following transition, is important. Where missed a point to performing the result has very tremendous impact, Dong Xuebin this program splendidly also splendidly here, is not only the splendor in magic technology, was splendid on the front upholstery and accent appetite, the star who even if these did the performance family background still has to admire the Dong Xuebin just stage air/Qi field, simply was a natural actor. Certainly! 这个魔术表演确实是太精彩了,焦邻县的人可能没有什么大型晚会的经验。现场见过的也没有,但这些明星可都是常年混迹在这些场合的啊,魔术他们也见过不少,但像董学斌这么精彩的魔术实在是不多见,魔术这种表演形式也是要看整体的,前面的铺垫,后面的转折,都非常重要。哪里差了一点都会对表演结果产生很大影响,董学斌这个节目精彩也就精彩在这里,不仅仅是魔术技术上的精彩,也是精彩在了前面的铺垫和调胃口上面,即便是这些搞表演出身的明星也不得不佩服董学斌刚刚的舞台气场,简直是个天生的演员啊。绝了！ Below, the Jiaolin County person all relaxes, starting is also Secretary Dong feels alarmed and anxious, really do not have what live broadcast accident, who thinks the winding peaks and paths, Secretary Dong reversed the aspect with such a way unexpectedly all of a sudden, everyone knows that just even spoke to put together is the performances of Secretary Dong intentionally arrangement, understands why Secretary Dong as first-in-command, actually must speak after Zhang Dongfang. This is to start to perform directly, after beginning performance , the following program can smooth to become section. 下面,焦邻县的人全松了一口气,开始还为董书记担惊受怕呢,别真出什么直播事故啊,可谁想峰回路转,董书记竟用这么一种方式将局面一下子扭转了,大家才知道刚刚连演讲加在一起都是董书记故意安排的表演,也才明白了为什么董书记身为一把手,却要在张东方之后才讲话了。这是为了直接开始演出啊,开场演出之后下面的节目就可以顺利成章了。 Chang Lin laughs, „never expected that Secretary Dong also has the magic background, today really grew in experience, I looked that the viewing ratio rose suddenly absolutely!” 常林哈哈大笑,“没想到董书记还有魔术底子啊,今天真是长见识了,我看收视率绝对暴涨了！” The Wei Zhixuan this Zhang Faction old cadre also took, has to say fierce at heart. 魏志轩这个张系的老干部也服了,不得不在心里说一声厉害。 Most be put in a difficult situation could be Zhang Dongfang this County Mayor, he mounted the stage to speak before time was too anxious, read the speech to read the stutter, the performance was not quite really good. May not have the means. This is the direct broadcast program, so many leaders and audience look. Even the video will change to online, the program the TV Station retransmission by other provinces, this will make the Zhang Dongfang pressure too big, his, is thinking Dong Xuebin this age such young cadre surely does not have the experience in this aspect, will definitely have stage fright, but, Dong Xuebin not only has not had stage fright, instead deducted a splendid magic very much in an unhurried manner, on the Zhang Dongfang face did not hang lived, he alone have does not have any, to fears the person, on fearing goods compared with goods. However Zhang Dongfang does not have means strange Dong Xuebin, originally Dong Xuebin has the magic program, this many knew ahead of time, must blame also only to blame itself, today was too intense. 最坐蜡的可能就要属张东方这个县长了,他之前上台讲话的时候太紧张了,念致辞都能念得结结巴巴,表现实在是不太好。可没办法。这是直播节目啊,还是那么多领导和观众都看着的。甚至视频会转到网上,节目会被其他省的电视台转播,这个就让张东方压力太大了,他都这样,本想着董学斌这个岁数这么年轻的干部肯定也没有这方面的经验,肯定也会怯场的,可偏偏,董学斌不但没有怯场,反而很从容不迫地演绎出了一个如此精彩的魔术,张东方脸上就不太挂得住了,他一个人还没有什么,可就怕人比人,就怕货比货啊。然而张东方也没办法怪董学斌,本来董学斌就有魔术节目的,这个很多人都提前知道了,要怪也只能怪自己,今天是太紧张了。 Dong Xuebin...... 董学斌…… Dong Xuebin...... 董学斌…… Zhang Dongfang was reading at heart two, deeply looked on the distant place rockery ease Dong Xuebin with a smile, before thought that this person becomes Secretary County Committee by luck, the political experience and working ability are definitely limited, but with more and Dong Xuebin contact, he more thought that could not completely understand this youngster, the working ability is also good, the political foresightedness is also good, the language enhancement is also good, the human communication, makes one unable to pick up the issue unexpectedly. 张东方在心里念了两下,深深看了眼远处假山上悠然笑着的董学斌,以前觉得这人只是侥幸当上县委书记的,政治经验和工作能力肯定有限,但随着越和董学斌接触,他越觉得看不透这个年轻人,工作能力也好,政治前瞻性也好,语言能力也好,人际交往也罢,竟然都让人挑不出问题。 The applause is still continuing. 掌声还在继续。 This was to Dong Xuebin this performance biggest affirmation. 这是对董学斌这次表演最大的肯定了。 Dong Xuebin is also very satisfied, actually before devised time performed here to finish, but saw that everyone was so warm, noticed everyone's emotions were transferred run high, Dong Xuebin changed the mind, he from the start was not according to the leader of common sense, worked too has not in a big way planned, thinks where was where, therefore decided to continue to perform again, no can applause that did a disservice to the audience. Naturally, this empty, this boy has not actually satisfied a craving enough, beams with joy on the television rarely, some young audience across the country also likely or several days later will see this program tomorrow, Dong Xuebin naturally must display. 董学斌也很满意,其实之前构想的时候表演到这里就可以结束了,但是看到大家这么热情,看到大家的情绪被调动得这么高涨,董学斌又改变了主意,他压根就是个不按常理的领导,做事也没有太大计划,想到哪里就是哪里,于是决定再继续表演一下,不能对不起观众的掌声啊。当然,这个都是虚的,这厮其实是自己没过瘾够呢,难得在电视上露一次脸,全国各地的一小部分观众还很可能都会在明天或几天后看到这个节目,董学斌自然要多表现表现了。 „!” Dong Xuebin shouted a throat suddenly. “啊！”董学斌蓦然喊了一嗓子。 The people have not understood that he called anything, stopped the applause. 众人都没明白他叫什么,也停下了掌声。 The camera is also motionless to Dong Xuebin, picture continuously centralized on him. 摄像机也对着董学斌一动不动,画面一直集中在他身上。 A Dong Xuebin face calls out in alarm exaggeratingly said: „I not in table! When ran here to come! My God! I have the acrophobia to be good!” 董学斌一脸夸张地惊呼道:“我不是在桌子里呢么！什么时候跑这里来了！我的天！我有恐高症啊好不好！” „hahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” Everyone is laughs one piece! 大家又是哄笑一片！ Knows Secretary Dong is an attire, the people were also unhurriedly, wants to look that Secretary Dong must perform anything, in the heart is also the special anticipation. 知道了董书记是装的,众人也都不慌不忙了,想看董书记还要表演什么,心中也是特别的期待。 Dong Xuebin speechless say/way: „Everyone smiles anything, who rescues my one!” 董学斌无语道:“大家笑什么啊,谁救我一把啊！” No one manages him, instead the laughter was bigger, side common people said loudly: „Secretary Dong, the rockery was too high, we cannot crawl!” 没人理他,反而笑声更大了,还有旁边的一个老百姓大声道:“董书记,假山太高了,我们爬不上去！” Is a little high. 是有点高。 The rockery is minimum 56 meters appearance. 假山起码得五六米的样子。 Actually they do not know how Secretary Dong crawls, but the magic, must make you guess correctly what magic that also did call? Therefore also has nothing inconceivable, but cannot think through how this magic changes- everyone's acceptance is very strong. 其实他们也不知道董书记是怎么爬上去的,但魔术嘛,要让你猜到了那还叫什么魔术？所以也都没什么不可思议,只是想不通这个魔术是怎么变的罢了-大家的接受能力还是很强的。 Dong Xuebin lifts the microphone not to know whether to laugh or cry saying: „Host!” 董学斌举着话筒哭笑不得道:“主持人！” female host in chairman's podium said: „Secretary Dong, how you ran there to go.” 主席台上的女主持人呃道:“董书记,您怎么跑那里去了啊。” „I also wonder.” Dong Xuebin carefully thinks, suddenly said: Does the table that „we prepare have the space and time tunnel? Certainly was this, haha, I estimated that tomorrow the major publication media definitely were our Jiaolin County front page headlines, I was also very gratified as Secretary County Committee, our Jiaolin County scientific and technological standard ran out of Earth finally, hurried to telephone, Nobel Prize this year definitely is our Jiaolin County!” “我也纳闷呢啊。”董学斌认真想了想,忽然道:“难道咱们准备的桌子有时空隧道？一定是这样了,哈哈,我估计明天各大报刊媒体肯定是咱们焦邻县的头版头条了,我作为县委书记也很欣慰,咱们焦邻县的科技水平终于冲出地球了啊,赶紧打电话啊,诺贝尔奖今年肯定是我们焦邻县的了！” „Implored!” “吁！” „Haha!” “哈哈！” „You want!” “您想多了！” Everyone coaxed! 大家都哄了一下！ In honored guest leadership also many people by Dong Xuebin this saying amusing. 嘉宾领导里也有很多人被董学斌这话给逗乐了。 provincial cadre and family member child all smiled, „this Secretary Dong.” 一个省干部和家人孩子全笑了,“这个董书记啊。” „It is not good.” Dong Xuebin looks right and left saying: „I must first find a place to get down, how otherwise to lead Nobel Prize I.” capital city's people that type arrogant or self-ridiculed that the way the humorous characteristics by the incisiveness that Dong Xuebin shows. “不行啊。”董学斌又左看右看道:“我得先找个地方下去啊,不然怎么去领诺贝尔奖啊我。”京城人那种自大或自嘲方式的幽默特色被董学斌展现的淋漓尽致。 Everyone smiles again. 大家再笑。 But the quick people could not smile. 可是很快众人就笑不出来了。 Dong Xuebin looks to the side, suddenly walked, „here gets down to be safer probably.” 董学斌看向侧面,突然就走了过去,“这里好像下去安全些。” „! There is a lake surface!” Some people with astonishment called! “啊！那里是湖面！”有人惊愕地叫了出来！ Here person are not many, first this very big rockery can tunnel the vision of audience unable to see stage, second by the rockery is the lake surface, was Dong Xuebin walks that direction of past from the false summit, big lake water, were very deep, here audience so many were so crowded, the people also feared that was pushed to fall into the lake incautiously, therefore does not dare to leave too nearly, moreover around the lake surface was also being hit the division. 这边人不多,一来是这个很大的假山会挡住观众的视线看不到舞台了,二来是假山旁边就是湖面,也就是董学斌从假山顶走过去的那个方向,一大片的湖水,很深,这边观众这么多这么挤,众人也都怕一不小心被挤下去掉进湖里,所以也都没敢离得太近,况且湖面周围也被打着隔拦呢。 But division only then more than one meter, clearly block stands Dong Xuebin on several meters high rockery. 可隔拦只有一米多,显然挡不住站在几米高假山上的董学斌。 „Lake? Does here have the lake? I have a look.” Dong Xuebin has been on the verge of rockery, looks downward, „āi yōu wèi, really has the lake!” “湖？这边有湖吗？我看看。”董学斌已经走到了假山边缘,往下一看,“哎呦喂,真有湖啊！” „You carefully.” Several common people reminded. “您小心点。”几个老百姓都提醒道。 Many people are also waiting for the Dong Xuebin performance, knows that his also has the following magic, therefore all looks with a laugh, no one has thought. 很多人还等着董学斌表演呢,知道他这是还有后续的魔术,所以全笑呵呵地看着,谁也没多想。 But at this time, the Dong Xuebin under foot stumbled, unexpectedly body crooked! 但就在这时候,董学斌脚下一绊,竟然身子歪了下去！ „!” “啊！” „It is not good!” “不好！” „Must fall down!” “要掉下去了！” The photographing cameramen are scared! 正拍摄的摄像师都慌了神！ Dong Xuebin also loudly calls out panic-stricken, „saves a life!” Then fell into the lake under everyone gaze dumbfounded intently! 董学斌也是惊恐地大叫一声,“救命啊！”然后就在所有人傻眼的注视下直愣愣地掉进了湖里！ Pū passes! 噗通！ The water splash scatters! 水花四溅！ The people were silly! 众人都傻了！ What's the matter? How really to fall down? 怎么回事？怎么真掉下去了啊？ Honored guest there many leading cadres leapt one to stand! 嘉宾那里好多领导干部都腾地一下站了起来！ The Jiaolin County cadres and staff also messed up, „is not good!” 焦邻县的干部和工作人员也乱套了,“不好！” „Quick life-saving!” Many people rush speedily! “快救人啊！”好多人都一猛子冲了上去！ However next quarter, when everyone is gazing at the lake surface and rockery startled, in the chairman's podium suddenly resounds the low calls of two hosts. 然而下一刻,就在所有人都惊慌地注视着湖面和假山的时候,主席台上突然响起两个主持人的低呼声。 „!” “啊！” „Secretary Dong!” “董书记！” The tablecloth was opened upward! 桌布被往上翻开了！ A head smilingly searched, Dong Xuebin drilled from the table of chairman's podium unexpectedly once again, „everyone's good, I came back.” 一个脑袋笑眯眯地探了出来,董学斌居然又一次从主席台的桌子里钻了出来,“大家好,我又回来了。” Brushes! 刷刷刷！ Tens of thousands vision pursued! 几万道目光都追了过去！ All sees this person is dumbfounded! 所有看到这一幕的人全是目瞪口呆！