6 : 30. 六点半。 The cultural show begins on time. 文艺晚会准时开场。 The lights flickering, several cameras aimed there. 灯光闪烁,几台摄像机都对准了那里。 Although the stage equipment of party is somewhat crude, but is such several lighting, produced also the good results under the arrangement of Director Sun unexpectedly, from this also obviously Director Sun professional standard. 晚会的舞台设备虽然有些简陋,但就是这么几个灯光设备,在孙导的安排下竟然产生了还不错的效果,由此也可见孙导的专业水平了。 female host that district TV Station invited hung the smile to step onto the chairman's podium, together mounted the stage also had County Cultural Bureau that side eloquence very good male comrade, he is today's male host, „fellow leaders, fellow guests, the audience before television, good evening everybody, today is a special day, is the first Investment Promotion Culture Festival large-scale cultural show that our Jiaolin County held......” said one pile, was said by male host finally: „Under, welcome our Jiaolin County County Mayor Zhang Dongfang to deliver a round of expression.” 县电视台请来的一个女主持人挂着微笑走上主席台,一同登台的还有县文化局那边一个口才很好的男同志,他是今天的男主持人,“各位领导,各位来宾,各位电视机前的观众们,大家晚上好,今天是一个特殊的日子,是我们焦邻县举办的第一届招商文化节大型文艺晚会……”说了一堆,最后才由男主持人道:“下面,欢迎我们焦邻县县长张东方致发言词。” Un? 嗯？ County Mayor Zhang? 张县长？ How County Mayor Zhang first did come up? 怎么张县长第一个上去了？ Many cadres and following leadership guest not clear situations, were startled. 好多干部和下面的领导来宾不清楚情况,都怔了一下。 Actually normally today the first speech should be provincial cadre or the city leader, but in provincial cadre has not come the cadre in charge of inviting businessmen to open company mouth, inside the city leaders came, for example Investment Promotion Bureau Bureau Chief leads the child and spouse now sits below, but Dong Xuebin has not let the meaning that the city person spoke from the start, because the opposite party refused to attend the party previously, Dong Xuebin bore a grudge sometimes very much, therefore jumped over the stage of city leadership speech, was met the past by the leadership of Jiaolin County directly. 其实按说今天第一个讲话的应该是省干部或者市领导,可省干部里面没有来分管招商口的干部,市领导里头是来了的,比如招商局局长现在就带着孩子和爱人坐在下面呢,但是董学斌压根没有让市里的人发言的意思,因为对方可是早先拒绝过参加晚会的,董学斌在某些时候是很记仇的,所以就跳过了市领导讲话的阶段了,直接由焦邻县的领导接了过去。 Big stomach handsome Zhang Dongfang mounted the stage, to wait in the backstage, two steps ascended., took the microphone to stand there 大肚翩翩的张东方上台了,早就在后台等着了,两步就登了台,拿着话筒站在了那里。 pā pā pā. 啪啪啪啪。 The applause resounds, although is not that warm, was big. The common people have not applauded, they all wait to look at the star, who will respond a big fatty, but under also some so many Jiaolin County staff, they affirm lead to support. 掌声响起,虽然不是那么热烈吧,却也不小了。老百姓都没鼓掌,他们全等着看明星呢,谁会搭理一个大胖子啊,可下面还有那么多焦邻县的工作人员呢,他们肯定得给领导捧场的。 „Hello.” Zhang Dongfang seems a little anxious, the perspiration are very many, after all is the direct broadcast program, possibly is thinks that the people in all corners of the country might see, the expression was not that natural, after putting out the text, Zhang Dongfang was almost went by the book very much stiffly, then quickly leaves office. Old Zhang looks with under very self-confidently, a moment ago when with the Dong Xuebin speech is very ease, good, mounted the stage to fall on the reveal, that several speech also took in hand reads stammeringly. “大家好。”张东方显得有点紧张,汗挺多的,毕竟是直播节目,可能是想到五湖四海的人都有可能会看到,表情就更不是那么自然了,拿出发言稿后,张东方几乎是很僵硬地照本宣科了一遍,然后急急忙忙地下了台。老张跟底下看着挺自信的,刚才和董学斌说话时还特别悠然呢,好嘛,一上台就露陷了,就那几段的演讲稿还拿在手里念的都磕磕巴巴的。 „Below invited Jiaolin County Secretary County Committee Dong Xuebin to the round expression, everyone welcome.” The host said that on falling back on, oneself also applaud. “下面有请焦邻县县委书记董学斌致发言词,大家欢迎。”主持人说完就退到一旁,自己也鼓掌起来。 At this time saw the disparity. 这时候就看出差距了。 Amid the applause, the Dong Xuebin stride walks, that is a wee bit unnatural feelings does not have, even the text has not taken, actually he has not prepared what text the preparation, is always the scene displays, toward there stand, took the microphone to say naturally, „today came many leadership, many honored guests, many investors, had the friends in many all corners of the country, I represented County Committee to welcome everyone, everyone can in spite of being very busy extract first Investment Promotion Cultural Gala that the time participated in us to conduct, this was our being honored.” 在掌声中,董学斌大步走上来,那是一丁点不自然的感觉也没有,甚至连发言稿也没有拿,其实他连准备都没有准备过什么发言稿,从来都是现场发挥的,大大方方地往那里一站,拿着话筒就说上了,“今天来了很多领导,很多嘉宾,很多投资商,还有很多五湖四海的朋友,我代表县委欢迎大家,大家能百忙之中抽出时间参加我们举办的第一届招商文化晚会,这是我们的荣幸。” Saw with own eyes that the leadership wants the lengthy speech to get up, the following tens of thousands common people complained in a low voice. 眼见领导又要长篇大论起来,后面几万个老百姓很多都低声抱怨了起来。 But Dong Xuebin is unhurriedly, smiles to look at everyone, „hiss that I have heard the audience, this is to make me hurry to leave office.” 可董学斌却不慌不忙,笑看着大家,“我已经听见观众们的嘘声了,这是让我赶紧下台啊。” Pū! 噗！ The following some people could not bear smile making noise. 下面有人忍不住笑了出声。 The common people have not thought that Secretary County Committee will say, said in the live broadcast, the original complaint also turned into the laughter. 老百姓们也没想到县委书记会这么说,还是在直播的时候这么说,本来的抱怨声也变成了笑声。 The Jiaolin County person wipes away sweat. 焦邻县的人则一个劲儿擦汗。 Dong Xuebin is very calm, „hehe, I responded the call of people, quickly ended the speech, un, word actually very long, that ‚below abbreviated 200,000 characters’.” Said that looks to the host, „good host, my speech, we hurried to enter performance session, otherwise the audience should throw the thing.” 董学斌很从容,“呵呵,那我就响应群众的呼声,尽快结束致辞,嗯,词儿其实挺长的啊,那就‘以下省略二十万字’吧。”说完看向主持人,“好了主持人,我的发言完了,咱们赶紧进入表演环节吧,不然观众们该扔东西了。” This word has not discussed. 这个词儿都是没有商量过的。 male host is the official family background, is quite well-mannered, does not have too to experience such big stage, is grasped temporarily, therefore is also caught off guard to the response of Secretary Dong, he carries according to the word that Director Sun gives, then could not join. 男主持人是公务员出身,比较规矩,也没有太经历过这么大的舞台,是被临时抓来的,所以对董书记的反应也措手不及起来,他都是按照孙导给的词背下来的,这下根本接不上了。 Director Sun worries under. 孙导都在下头捏了一把汗。 female host is very flexible, this is experienced always managed, often makes some direct broadcast programs, the response capability is very strong, then said with a smile: „How I thought that now has entered performance session, I may hear that Secretary Dong also has a program today.” 女主持人却十分灵活,这是个身经百战的老主持了,经常做一些直播节目,应对能力很强,便笑吟吟道:“我怎么觉得现在已经进入表演环节了啊,我可听说董书记今天也有一个节目的。” Dong Xuebin, „did I have the program stunned?” 董学斌错愕地啊了一声,“我还有节目？” This even Meng Hanmei and Chang Lin and the others were happy. 这一回连孟寒梅和常林等人都乐了出来。 „Haha......” common people also laugh well-meaning. “哈哈……”老百姓们也都善意地哄笑一声。 „This whose throat I!” Dong Xuebin takes the microphone to do intentionally the angry say/way: „Host, is you?” “这谁吭我啊！”董学斌拿着话筒故作气恼道:“主持人,是不是你？” female host smiled bitterly to raise the playbill, „where I dared the throat you, in the playbill that I attained was this, oh I confirmed again, do not make a mistake.” She looked down, „right, writes your program , was the magic performance.” 女主持人苦笑着扬了扬节目单,“我哪里敢吭您啊,我拿到的节目单上就是这样的,唉哟我再确认一下,别弄错了。”她低头看了看,“没错啊,就是写着您的节目,啊,还是魔术表演。” Dong Xuebin wipes away sweat, „that this time what to do?” 董学斌擦了擦汗,“那这回怎么办？” female host said with a smile: „I do not know that or hurries to change a program?” 女主持人笑道:“我也不知道了,要不赶紧换下一个节目？” „Right, pretends that I have not come up.” Dong Xuebin said: „Just segment Qia, do not broadcast!” “对对,假装我没上来过。”董学斌道:“刚刚那段掐了啊,别播！” „hahaha!” The people are one piece laugh! “哈哈哈！”众人又是一片哄笑！ female host was also happy, „this is the direct broadcast program Secretary Dong, could not pinch.” 女主持人也乐了,“这是直播节目啊董书记,掐不了。” Dong Xuebin pats the forehead, „ended, today loses face, the image also all destroyed, was not good, I must hurry to look for a crack to worm one's way into, yo, a here table!” 董学斌一拍脑门,“完了,今天丢人丢大了,形象也全毁了啊,不行了,我得赶紧找个地缝钻进去,哟,这儿一桌子！” female host pretends to say startled: „Do you want to do?” 女主持人假装愕然道:“您要干什么？” „I first drilled the table, you managed your, do not wait for me.” Dong Xuebin said, lifted the tablecloth of chairman's podium to bend the waist, the tablecloth was very very long, one covered the body of Dong Xuebin, That side Host even/including could not see the Secretary Dong form. “我先钻桌子了,你们主持你们的,别等我了。”董学斌说罢,就掀开主席台的桌布弯腰进去了,桌布很大很长,一下将董学斌的身子盖住了,连主持人那边都看不到董书记的身影了。 male host is dumbfounded. 男主持人目瞪口呆。 The following honored guests and audience were also scared. 下面的嘉宾和观众们也都傻眼了。 But when everyone did not have clear what's the matter, next second, everyone behind suddenly resounded the sound, „whom does everyone look for?” 可就在大家还没明白怎么回事的时候,下一秒钟,所有人的身后突然响起了声音,“大家找谁呢？” Everyone with astonishment returned to the head! 所有人都惊愕地回了头！ The camera also pursued in an instant! 摄像机也刹那间追了过去！ Is Dong Xuebin! 是董学斌！ He stood on a rear rockery at this moment unexpectedly, hand took the radio microphone smilingly to speak to everyone! But here leaves the chairman's podium to have several hundred meters distance! 他此刻居然站在了最后面的一个假山上,手里拿着无线话筒正笑眯眯地对着大家说话！而这里离主席台可有好几百米的距离啊！ In an uproar! 一片哗然！ No one has thought that Secretary Dong unexpectedly in this manner such a magic that is startled for the Celestial deducted! 谁也没想到董书记竟以这种方式将这么一个惊为天人的魔术演绎出来了！ ...... …… 【Pushes a book】 【推一本书】 «Super Almighty troops» 《超级神兵》 Was pursued by the beautiful woman but actually, quilt ** crazy love! 被美女倒追,被**狂爱！ The coquettish dauntless man iron fist rebirth, the assorted beautiful woman wants to stop but cannot. 风骚硬汉铁拳重生,各色美女欲罢不能。