The light gets together. 灯光齐聚。 Hits on Dong Xuebin that stands in the chairman's podium. 打在了站在主席台的董学斌身上。 This thinks that Secretary Dong has fallen into the people in water to suck in cold air, the first response is not possible, this is possible, mother's cunt, their time looks at Dong Xuebin to fall into the lake helplessly, the water splash may splash, how in an instant two seconds , did Secretary Dong appear in the chairman's podium several hundred meters away? This he ** was also too quick? Was this magic too also unthinkable? If the beforehand that magic on that similar magic technical standards compared with last year Spring Festival Gala must be higher than one, then this conclusion magic, flings several streets the Spring Festival Gala Louis Liu magic simply, is not a rank! 本以为董书记已经掉进水里的众人都是倒抽了一口凉气,第一个反应就是不可能,这怎么可能啊,麻痹,他们这次可是眼睁睁看着董学斌掉进湖里,水花可都溅起来了啊,怎么转眼两秒钟之后董书记又出现在几百米外的主席台上了？这他**也太快了吧？这魔术也太匪夷所思了吧？如果说之前的那段魔术已经比去年春晚上的那个类似魔术技术水平要高出一线了,那么这个收尾魔术一出,简直把春晚刘谦的魔术甩出去好几条街啊,根本就不是一个级别的了！ How is Louis Liu that magic? 刘谦那魔术是怎么样的？ The preparation, obstructs the arrange/cloth, the fermentation, plays the piano, ferments again, finally is successful. 准备,遮布,酝酿,弹钢琴,再酝酿,最后才成功的。 But Jiaolin County this? Where is prepared? Where has the fermentation? Finally this blocked from the arrange/cloth not to have continually! On long-distance shifted directly! 可焦邻县这个呢？哪里有准备啊？哪里有酝酿啊？最后这个连遮住布都没有了！直接就远程转移了！ After everyone looks, unexpectedly was quiet several seconds, was all shocked! 大家看完之后竟是沉寂了几秒钟,全愣住了！ Then follows is the tide turbulent to can generally the applause of shattering sky! 然后紧随其后就是潮水一般汹涌到似是能震裂天空的掌声！ They only have a feeling at this moment, your mother's fucking cunt, this is the magic! This is the true magic! Before these small broken magic and Secretary Dong this one compared with completely, was not in a level line! 他们此刻只有一个感觉,麻了个痹,这才是魔术啊！这才是真正的魔术啊！以前那些小破魔术和董书记这个一比都完全不在了,不是一个水平线上的啊！ „Good!” “好！” „It was good!” “太牛了！” „! Too fierce!” “哇！太厉害了！” „God! Really he ** god!” “神了！真他**神了！” Audience atmosphere before and television one exploded! 现场和电视机前的观众气氛一下就爆了！ The Jiaolin County person is also so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat, before Secretary Dong fell into the water they also really think that was accidental/surprised, almost frightened the heart disease, but after who thought for two seconds, Secretary Dong appeared in chairman's podium that unexpectedly, in should not present, the body was very dry, clothes also entire simultaneously, where a little fell into the appearance in water, they know that was deceived, was deceived by the performance of Secretary Dong. 焦邻县的人也是惊出了一身冷汗,之前董书记掉进水里他们还真以为是意外呢,都差点吓出心脏病了,可谁想两秒钟以后董书记竟然出现在不该出现的主席台上了,身上还很是干燥,衣服也整整齐齐的,哪里有一点掉进水里的样子啊,他们才知道是被骗了,被董书记的表演骗了。 Meng Hanmei smiles bitterly to sit, „scared to death me.” 孟寒梅苦笑着一屁股坐回去,“吓死我了。” Sun Changzhi also wipes away sweat, similarly has a lingering fear. 身旁的孙长智也擦擦汗,同样是心有余悸。 But is this, the stage effect of this performance is good, the shout and applause that has a look at the following audience knew, made an appearance including just Chen Ying is not so lively. 但越是这样,这个表演的舞台效果越是好,看看下面观众们的呼喊声和掌声就知道了,连刚刚陈莹露面都没有这么热闹啊。 The following stars look at each other in blank dismay completely. 后面的明星们全部面面相觑。 „How does he change?” “他怎么变的？” „Does not know that cannot understand completely.” “不知道啊,完全看不懂。” „Not being able to understand was right, how otherwise to call the magic?” “看不懂就对了,要不然怎么叫魔术呢？” „I know that now our following performances were not good to develop, the beginning of Jiaolin County leadership was too shocking, if behind us did not do well slightly, the audience were not convinced.” “我现在就知道咱们下面的演出可不好演了啊,焦邻县领导的这个开场实在太惊艳了,咱们后头要是稍微表现不好一点,观众们可不买帐啊。” Many stars all smiled bitterly, then does not go all out is not good. 众多明星全苦笑了起来,这下不卖力气也不行了。 ...... …… On stage. 台上。 Under applause stopped gradually. 下头的掌声渐渐停了。 female host wiped the perspiration of forehead with a smile, „Secretary Dong, you really must give to scare to death us, you have a look at my perspiration, crash-bang crash-bang.” 女主持人笑着抹了抹额头的汗,“董书记,您真是要把我们给吓死啊,您看看我这汗,哗啦哗啦的。” The perspiration that Dong Xuebin also finds the clue make, „I, almost scare to death to me, is good has the spatial technology because of our district, otherwise I also really fell in the lake.” 董学斌也摸摸头上的汗,“我也是啊,差点给我吓死,好在我们县有空间技术,不然我还真掉湖里了。” female host said with a smile: „This is the live broadcast Secretary Dong.” 女主持人笑道:“这是直播啊董书记。” Dong Xuebin takes a look at her, „, what words you are, what look you are, you do not believe that this is our technology?” 董学斌瞅瞅她,“咦,你这是什么话,你这是什么眼神,难道你不相信这是我们的技术吗？” „Implored!” “吁！” „Blew in a big way!” “吹大了！” „hahaha!” “哈哈哈哈！” The host has not spoken, below person all created a disturbance. 主持人没说话,下面人全都起哄上了。 The common people laugh to say well-meaning: „You move out of the way to open us to have a look the table! Inside definitely has the mechanism/organization!” 还有老百姓善意地大笑道:“您把桌子挪开翻开我们看看！里面肯定有机关！” Common people of Dong Xuebin finger/refers of following that speech, „are you said that I saw you, do not hide, ok, my violent temper, we opened to have a look!” 董学斌一指下面那个说话的老百姓,“是你说的吧,我看见你了,你别躲,行,我这暴脾气的,咱们就翻开看看！” female host winks saying: „You determined that can lift?” 女主持人挤眉弄眼道:“您确定要掀开？” Dong Xuebin can't, „lift?” 董学斌呃了一声,“不能掀开啊？” female host and he coordinated too to be simply tacit, „I don't know either, the location was not I arranges.” Then winks turns. 女主持人和他配合简直太默契了,“我也不知道啊,场地不是我安排的。”然后又是挤眉弄眼一翻。 Dong Xuebin took a look at a table, the eyeball transferred for quite a while, immediately in the past kept off to begin with the host to talk in whispers several, „won't inside mechanism/organization be discovered?” Microphone on hand, Dong Xuebin this saying, although stuck throat low voice said that but passed on through the sound box. 董学斌瞅了眼桌子,眼珠子转了半天,立即过去挡着手跟主持人窃窃私语了几句,“里面的机关不会被发现吧？”话筒就在手边,董学斌这话虽然卡着嗓子小声儿说的,但还是通过音箱传了出去。 „Haha!” “哈哈！” „Let alone intimate conversation!” “别说悄悄话！” „We hear!” “我们都听见啦！” „Does not dare to upset the table!” “不敢掀桌子喽！” „In table definitely has the trick!” “桌子里肯定有猫腻哦！” „Host absolutely is a childcare!” “主持人绝对是托儿！” The people smiled insanely, thought that was too happy. 众人都笑疯了,觉得太欢乐了。 Which this is the pure magic, is the sketch adds the magic simply! 这哪儿是纯粹的魔术啊,简直是小品加魔术！ Finally under creating a disturbance of people, Dong Xuebin was sweating profusely arrived in front of the table very much exaggeratingly, this moved the table one side! 最后在众人的起哄下,董学斌还是满头大汗地很夸张地走到了桌子前面,这才一把将桌子挪到一旁！ The ground is empty! Where has what mechanism/organization! 地上空荡荡的！哪儿有什么机关啊！ „In table!” “桌子里面！” „Right! Inside has a look!” “对！里面看看！” Everyone shouts. 大家喊道。 Dong Xuebin the table aimed at the audience reverse side, lifted that arrange/cloth, is empty, anything does not have. Completes these, probably Dong Xuebin is also very accidental/surprised, immediately throws out the chest to raise the head to be arrogant, „has a look, has a look quickly, without mechanism/organization? Haha!” 董学斌又把桌子反面对准了观众,将那块布也掀开了,还是空空荡荡的,什么也没有。做完这些,好像董学斌也挺意外的,顿时挺胸抬头趾高气扬起来,“看看,快看看,没有机关吧？哈哈！” male host can also interpose finally, „too splendid magic.” 男主持人也终于能插上话了,“太精彩的魔术了。” Dong Xuebin has a look at male host, blinks the eye saying: „What magic? This is the scientific and technological standard of our Jiaolin County spatial technology! It is not the magic!” 董学斌看看男主持人,眨巴眨巴眼睛道:“什么魔术啊？这是我们焦邻县空间技术的科技水平啊！可不是魔术！” male host: „......” 男主持人:“……” The following person also all laughs to make noise, „hahaha!” 下面人也全都大笑出声,“哈哈哈！” Dong Xuebin taking advantage of turns the head, looked to under side front several rows of investors, generally said properly seriously: „Did just situation everyone also see?? I you told that before our Jiaolin County is worth investing very much, hey, you have not believed that now letter/believes? Haha, has a look at our technological projects, is not I blows with you, the spatial technology, the space shift, I thought that this had fully manifested the scientific and technological standard of our district, who must have catching up of cooperation intention to follow close on our Investment Promotion Bureau comrades to relate to these projects, this is everyone marches the universe the opportunity, opportunity must not be lost time won't come again!” 董学斌借着一转头,就看向了下头侧面前几排的投资商们,一般正经地严肃道:“刚刚的情况大家也看见了吧？是不是？我之前就跟你们说我们焦邻县很值得投资吧,嘿,你们还不信,现在都信了吧？哈哈,看看我们的科技项目吧,不是我跟你们吹啊,空间技术啊,空间转移啊,我觉得这已经充分体现了我们县的科技水平,谁要对这些项目有合作意向的赶紧跟我们招商局的同志们联系啊,这可是大家进军宇宙的机会啊,机不可失时不再来啊！” The people of investor smiled to pull out. 投资商的人都笑抽了。 Some female Boss were smiles out of breath, lies on the leg smiles! 有些女老板更是笑得上气不接下气,都趴在腿上笑了！ The performance had ended, but Secretary Dong still used such a humorous technique topic in the final time, selected the subject of inviting businessmen to open company! 表演已经结束了,但董书记还在最后的时刻用了这么一个幽默的手法点题了,点回了招商的主题！ Funny! 搞笑！ The magic is splendid! 魔术精彩！ The atmosphere drives excellently! 气氛带动极好！ Finally also selected to write Investment Promotion Culture Festival! 最后还点题了招商文化节！ Dong Xuebin this series of performs in everyone opinion is may be called perfect, cannot pick up a wee bit issues, this program was too attractive, most essential Dong Xuebin is also not the ordinary actor, but is Jiaolin County Secretary County Committee, is first-in-command, was more meaningful at this inviting businessmen to open company cultural show!( To be continued. Please search the floating astronomy, the novel is better to renew is quicker!) 董学斌的这一系列表演在所有人看来都是堪称完美的,根本就挑不出一丁点问题,这节目太漂亮了,最关键董学斌还不是普通的演员,而是焦邻县的县委书记,是一把手,在这个招商文艺晚会上就更有意义了！(未完待续。请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!)