PAW :: Volume #17

#1666: Two hoodlums!


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In cafeteria. 食堂内。 The abusing each other sound is unceasing. 对骂声不断。 Dong Xuebin shouted: You hit anything toward me on!” 董学斌喝道:“你往我身上撞什么!” Whose his mother hits who?” Fang Wenping cussed out immodestly. “谁他妈撞谁啊?”方文萍不客气地臭骂道。 I proceed normally, you hit directly, your what meaning?” Dong Xuebin focuses to say coldly: Fault-finding? My Dong Xuebin had not feared that finds fault!” “我正常往前走,你直接就撞过来,你丫什么意思啊?”董学斌冷着眼道:“找茬儿是不是?我董学斌还就不怕找茬儿的!” Fang Wenping referred to the ground, said: Young brat also very horizontal! I told you! You pick to me the tray!” 方文萍指了指地上,道:“小兔崽子还挺横!我告诉你!你把盘子给我捡起来!” I also told you!” Dong Xuebin also points at the tray and meal that the ground is falling, gives me to hit one to come back! Hit the person sentence apology not to say! Your anything person!” “我还告诉你了!”董学斌也指着地上掉落的托盘和饭菜,“给我重新打一份回来!撞了人连句歉也不道!你什么人啊!” Fang Wenping cold say/way: This saying should my his mother say to you! Also does not have a look at your own anything status! How Division Head spoke to me!” 方文萍冷冽道:“这话应该我他妈对你说!也不看看你自己什么身份!一个处长怎么跟我说话呢!” Dong Xuebin does not draw back said: Excuse me! My this speech custom! I not like certain people! A woman comrade opens mouth is the bad language!” 董学斌丝毫不退道:“不好意思!我就这个说话习惯!我可不像某些人!一个女同志张嘴就是脏话!” Fang Wenping said naturally: I scolded was you, how?” 方文萍理所当然道:“我骂的就是你,怎么了?” Hey, competition?” Dong Xuebin points at her saying: You said again!” “嘿,较劲是吧?”董学斌指着她道:“你丫再说一遍!” Fang Wenping proceeds to make a big step forward, the face almost pasted with Dong Xuebin in the same place, „did I scold you brat to be fresh? Impolite gadget!” 方文萍往前走了一大步,脸几乎都跟董学斌贴在一起了,“我骂你小子新鲜啊?没大没小的玩意儿!” Originally the lively cafeteria is the person of bringing something from the kitchen to the table, over a hundred people, no one were exude sound of footsteps are also big sounds, could not hear the speech, chaotic, but at this moment, in the second cafeteria unexpectedly strangely quiet, the surroundings were all completely silent, everyone looked dumbfoundedly is abusing each other Dong Xuebin and Fang Wenping. Some person of foreheads sweat, some people of fearful and apprehensive, but also some people nearly spit blood, no one can expect Dong Xuebin and a Fang Wenping word does not gather unexpectedly shouts abuse! 本来热热闹闹的食堂都是打饭的人,上百人在,没人就是发出一点脚步声也是不小的动静了,根本都听不见说话,乱的很,可此时此刻,第二食堂里竟然诡异地静谧了下来,周围全都鸦雀无声了,所有人都瞠目结舌地望着对骂中的董学斌方文萍。有人脑门冒汗,有人心惊胆战,还有人险些吐血,没有一个人能料到董学斌方文萍居然一言不合破口大骂了! Both of you are the leading cadres! 你们俩可是领导干部啊! Today but open day of Central Commission for Discipline Inspection! 今天可是中纪委的开放日啊! Inside may have the foreign reporters and domestic media workers! 里面可还有外国记者和国内媒体工作者啊! This time, this situation, this environment, so long as is a little person of brain may not be competent this matter to come slightly, leadership of two Central Commission for Discipline Inspection in unit cafeteria, because the small matter didn't have the demeanor to abuse each other? Is this overall quality of Central Commission for Discipline Inspection official? Thinks that in the news may present this title, thinks that the foreign media will also possibly make the report to this matter, the feeling that in the cafeteria person some of many Central Commission for Discipline Inspection must faint. Everyone pats the racket forehead of forehead. Covers the covering eye of eye. 这个时间,这个场合,这个环境,只要是稍微有一点脑子的人就不可能干出这种事儿来啊,两个中纪委的领导在单位食堂因为一点小事儿就毫无风度地对骂上了?这就是中纪委官员的整体素质?想到新闻上可能会出现这个标题,想到外国媒体也可能会对这件事做出报导,食堂里很多中纪委的人都有些要晕倒的感觉。大家拍脑门的拍脑门。捂眼睛的捂眼睛。 Highly improper! 成何体统! This highly improper! 这成何体统啊! If this matter holds, they may really disgraced...... not be right to the nation, was disgraced to the entire world, lost face! 这事儿要是捅出去,他们可就真的丢人到了全国……不对,是丢人到了全世界啊,太现眼了! Did not say the person of discipline inspection commission. At this time some reporter friends on the scene also looked stupidly. 不说纪委的人。这时在场的一些记者朋友也看傻了。 The domestic several newspaper office and TV Station reporters visit that them. The brain is simply insufficient. Several people looked at each other one speechless, kills does not want to understand how to present this matter, another side has the foreign reporters of several gold/metal hair. Also is looks is startled there, in them some people can understand Chinese obviously, listening Capital that is revolting to the ear to scold, some female reporter a little blushed. 国内几家报社和电视台的记者都愣愣地看着那俩人。脑子简直不够用了。几人无语地对视了一眼,打死也没想明白怎么会出现这种事情,其中另一边有几个金头发的外国记者。也是看得怔在那里,他们里面显然是有人听得懂汉语的,听着那不堪入耳的京骂,有些女记者都有点脸红了。 This...... 这…… This anything with anything! 这都什么跟什么啊! At this moment, they felt that oneself do not seem like in Central Commission for Discipline Inspection inspect to interview, but arrived at the cafeteria in some suburb construction work site! 这一刻,他们感觉自己似乎不是在中纪委视察采访,而是来到了某个郊区施工工地的食堂! Matter happened is too quick! 事情发生太快了! Many people responded! 好多人都才堪堪反应过来! Finally Dong Xuebin and Fang Wenping your mouth my mouth has scolded more than ten! 结果董学斌方文萍你一嘴我一嘴地已经骂上了十多句了! In the second cafeteria also has many leading cadres, if usually, they are not so possibly anxious, but is different today, if the open day has an accident, no one can run away the responsibility, therefore several cadres hurried to run, tried to break up a fight urgently! 第二食堂里也是有不少领导干部的,如果是平时,他们可能还没这么紧张,但今天不一样啊,如果开放日出了事,谁都逃不了责任,于是几个干部慌忙就跑了上去,火急火燎地拉架去了! Oh!” “唉哟!” Quick do not hit!” “快别打了!” Director Fang! Division Head Dong! Is calm!” 方主任董处长!都冷静一下!” That side, Han Fei and He Zhou they also stupidly carried the meal to look at ignorant/veiled, this little while has gotten back one's composure, the Second Division person also quickly rushed! Zhang Dongliang runs most worries, is most heart startled one, finally the under foot trips up, fell one to fall flat on one's face directly greatly, but he knew the situation to be critical, could not attend to patting earth, crawled to run up to side Dong Xuebin staggering! 那边,韩菲贺周他们也傻傻地端着饭菜看蒙了,这会儿回过神,二处的人也都急急忙忙冲上去了!张东亮跑得最着急,也是最心惊的一个,结果脚下一绊蒜,直接摔了一个大马趴,可他知道情况危急,也顾不上拍一拍身上的土了,踉踉跄跄地爬起来就跑到了董学斌身边! Dong Xuebin and Fang Wenping still to shouting, moreover they left near, the fleck of saliva almost flew on the face of opposite party, no one has actually drawn back for the imposing manner one step, even is still proceeding to collect unceasingly, if they were the lovers, this picture framed 90% people to think absolutely they must kiss immediately, but if in addition dubbing and expression, this were the picture that possibly attacked brutally momentarily! 董学斌方文萍还在对喊,而且俩人离得太近了,吐沫星子几乎都飞到了对方的脸上,却为了气势谁也没有退一步,甚至还在不断往前凑,如果俩人是恋人,这个画面定格的话绝对有百分之九十的人认为俩人马上就要接吻了,但如果加上配音和表情的话,这就是一副随时都可能大打出手的画面! He Zhou first, arm that holds on Dong Xuebin, Division Head Dong! Your speak a few less words! speak a few less words! We first go back!” 贺周最先一个到的,一把拉住董学斌的胳膊,“董处长!您少说两句少说两句!咱们先回去吧!” Dong Xuebin stares, goes back to do! Did she hit me to be rational?” 董学斌瞪眼,“回去干嘛!她撞了我还有理了?” The He Zhou perspiration got down, oh feeds, your calm calm.” 贺周汗都下来了,“哎哟喂,您冷静一下冷静一下。” Han Fei also comes up to hold Dong Xuebin another arm, Division Head Dong! Do you are do! Quick do not hit! Today but open day! Reporter in! You also us told that in the morning must pay attention to affect! But how you...... you give me a face! Gives me a face!” 韩菲也上来一把抓住董学斌另一条胳膊,“董处长!你这是干嘛呀!快别打了!今天可是开放日!记者都在呢!您上午还跟我们说要多注意影响!可您怎么……您给我个面子!给我个面子!” That side. 那边。 Several cadres also in drawing Fang Wenping. 几个干部也在拉方文萍 An age very big veteran comrade hurried say/way: Little Fang! You do anything!” 一个岁数挺大的老同志急忙道:“小方!你搞什么啊!” Calms down, calms down.” A middle-aged woman also came up, fears Fang Wenping excitedly under to do to have an accident, seizes her hand. “消消气,都消消气。”一个中年妇女也上来了,怕方文萍激动下做出什么事来,也一把揪住她的手。 old Chen, Old Zhang, here your matters, have not made way!” Fang Wenping is whose face does not give, I must calculate with this young brat the tent/account today well!” “老陈,老张,这儿没你们的事儿,让开!”方文萍是谁的面子都不给,“我今天必须好好把帐跟这小兔崽子算一算!” Dong Xuebin snorts contemptuously saying: Calculates that my his mother looked how you calculate!” 董学斌嗤之以鼻道:“算啊,我他妈看你怎么算!” Division Head Dong!” Han Fei was flustered, „do you do! So many people look,...... everyone speak a few less words, do not hit!” 董处长!”韩菲急坏了,“你干嘛啊!这么多人看着呢,您……大家都少说两句吧,别打了!” Zhang Dongliang is too busy saying: Peaces is precious, peaces is precious!” 张东亮忙不迭道:“以和为贵,以和为贵!” Side has a cadre to urge: Big matter, disappears the disappearing fire!” 旁边有个干部劝道:“多大的事啊,都消消火!” Dong Xuebin and Fang Wenping do not listen, they were die to pinch. 董学斌方文萍还是不听,俩人算是死掐上了。 At this time the people also looked probably, the appearances of their such bitter hatred, are not a today's matter will initiate obviously, did the lunch box hit? Selects the small matter really is also insufficient, before Director Fang and new Division Head Dong definitely are, has had irreconcilablly was contradictory, this was enemies often cross each other's path new tent/account old debt adds in one, made present this. 这个时候众人也都大概看出来了,俩人这么深仇大恨的样子,显然不会是今天一件事引发的,饭盒撞掉了?这么点儿小事儿还真的不至于,方主任和新来的董处长肯定是以前早就有过不可调和的矛盾了,这是冤家路窄地新帐旧账加在了一起了,才造成了现在这个局面吧。 Finally, here farce attracted a slightly heavyweight character Central Commission for Discipline Inspection member, Secretary-General Wu. 终于,这边的闹剧引来了一个稍微重量级的人物中纪委常委,吴秘书长。 Secretary-General Wu!” “吴秘书长!” Secretary-general, you may come!” “秘书长,您可来了!” You urged quickly! Cannot calm down they!” “您快劝劝!都劝不住他们啊!” Secretary-General Wu heard outside scolded the sound to come, looked at Fang Wenping and Dong Xuebin toward, heard the bad languages of their mouth again, suddenly was also mad heavily, the small beard gave to blow, pointed at their two a few words not saying that passes the moment to catch one's breath, loudly shouts, stopped to me!” Then walked quickly, the man old before his time does not have long known that should say what was good! 吴秘书长是在外面听到了骂声才进来的,往里一看方文萍董学斌,再听到他们嘴里的脏话,一时间也是气得不轻,小胡子都给吹起来了,指着他们俩一句话也没说出来,过了片刻才缓过气来,大喝一声,“给我住手!”然后快步走了上去,小老头早已经不知道该说什么好了! Fang Wenping one looks toward that side. 方文萍往那边一看。 Dong Xuebin also takes a look at the direction of Secretary-General Wu. 董学斌也瞅了瞅吴秘书长的方向。 The scene was peaceful immediately, actually they also almost scolded enough, the throat quick was mute, whistling is breathing heavily there lightly. 场面顿时安静了一些,其实俩人也差不多骂够了,嗓子都快哑了,都在那里呼呼轻喘着。 Secretary-General Wu is pointing at them, only spoke a few words, now! Arrived my office!” Then, the man old before his time turned around to walk. 吴秘书长指着他们俩人,只说了一句话,“现在!到我办公室来!”说完,小老头转身就走了。 While this blank period, He Zhou hit a meaningful glance to Sun Zhaobang and Zhang Dongliang, in addition they also understood, rushed in a hurry carrying off Dong Xuebin. 趁着这个空白期,贺周孙兆邦张东亮打了一个眼色,另俩人也明白了,赶忙匆匆将董学斌给拉走了。 ...... …… Outside. 外面。 Han Fei worries saying: Division Head Dong, you how......” 韩菲着急道:“董处长,您怎么……” The Dong Xuebin air/Qi has not disappeared, this old ladies! Does not know oneself were surnamed anything! When also really my Dong Xuebin is easy target? Blind her dog eye!” 董学斌气还没消,“这老娘们!不知道自己姓什么了!还真当我董学斌软柿子呢?瞎了她的狗眼!” He Zhou oh said: Your be quiet, do not let the person hear.” 贺周唉哟道:“您小点声儿,别让人听见。” How heard?” Dong Xuebin shouted: I scolded was she!” “听见怎么了?”董学斌喝道:“我骂的就是她!” Sun Zhaobang feared that Division Head Dong does not know the situation, therefore the gentle reminder, that Director Fang is the director in first monitor chamber, had fed in the prison her husband personally, is Central Commission for Discipline Inspection becomes famous the ruthless spicy person, moreover...... moreover the Director Fang father is the State Council......” 孙兆邦董处长不了解情况,于是善意提醒了一下,“那个方主任是第一监察室的主任,曾经亲手把她丈夫送进过监狱,是中纪委出了名狠辣的主儿,而且……而且方主任的父亲是国务院……” Dong Xuebin said: I know that who her father is!” 董学斌道:“我知道她爸是谁!” Sun Zhaobang: „......” Knows that you also did scold her? 孙兆邦:“……”知道您还骂她? Looks at Division Head Dong this appearance, He Zhou Han Fei they do not urge simply, knows that said what Division Head Dong will not listen, his temperament. 一看董处长这个样子,贺周韩菲他们也干脆不劝了,知道说什么董处长也不会听的,他就这个脾气。 At this time, not far away walked person Second Division Division Head Yin Cheng'an hurriedly. 这时,不远处急匆匆地走过来了一个人正是二处处长尹成安 The Yin Cheng'an complexion is irritable, obviously some people called to hear him account, you are doing anything!? How also to hit!” 尹成安面色急躁,显然是有人给他打电话听说了事情的经过,“你们在搞什么!啊?怎么还打起来了!” Han Fei coughs, this matter......” 韩菲咳嗽一声,“这事儿……” Dong Xuebin actually interrupted: Division Head Yin, this matter is my behavior, has an accident all responsibility I alone to undertake, are not related with everyone.” 董学斌打断道:“尹处长,这件事是我个人行为,出了事一切责任我一个人承担,跟大家都没关系。” Yin Cheng'an gas channel/angrily said: „Did you take on? This is the open day! These multimedia reporters in! So long as there is a person to go out this matter report! You must take off to get the hell out!” 尹成安气道:“你担得了吗?这可是开放日啊!那些多媒体记者在呢!只要有一个人把这事儿报出去!你就得卷铺盖滚蛋了!” The Han Fei complexion changes, she has received the Dong Xuebin sentiment, naturally does not think that he has the matter, can't? This interview is the political task, should have the leeway that discussed that above definitely does not want to let the matter......” 韩菲脸色一变,她可是承过董学斌情的,自然不想他有事,“不会吧?这次采访属于政治任务,应该还有商量的余地,上面也肯定不想让事情……” If by some chance?” Yin Cheng'an said: If by some chance held? Moreover can so many people, how conceal the truth?” “万一呢?”尹成安道:“万一捅出去了呢?而且这么多人都在,怎么瞒得住?” A Dong Xuebin indifferent expression, holds to hold, gets the hell out gets the hell out, I must scold her, this woman under scolded!” 董学斌却一副无所谓的表情,“捅出去就捅出去,滚蛋就滚蛋,那我也得骂她,这娘们欠骂!” Does not have the demeanor! 毫无风度! No leadership style! 毫无领导风范! Present Dong Xuebin is a from head to tail hoodlum! Changed external appearances only shortly, changed his former working method! 现在的董学斌就是一个彻头彻尾的臭流氓!才改头换面了没多久,就又变回了他从前的工作方式了! Understood Dong Xuebin knows, this is true he! 了解董学斌的都知道,这才是真正的他! Listened to the Dong Xuebin words, Yin Cheng'an and Han Fei He Zhou they also one intermittent speechless! 听了董学斌的话,尹成安韩菲贺周他们也一阵阵无语!
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