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#19: Envies the envy to hate


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Congratulates the bright elder brother and duckweed elder sister, thanked your trust my matchmaker, wishing you were newly-married, happy union lasting a hundred years. In the future the remaining years of life, hope your hearts think toward one, the strength causes toward one, with, creates a happy family hand in hand. “恭喜亮哥与萍姐,感谢你们对我这个媒人的信任,祝你们新婚愉快,百年好合。往后余生,希望你们心往一处想,力往一处使,携手同进,创造一个美好的幸福家庭。 ps: This thanked the matchmaker after the wedding the ritual too to be really precious! ” ps:这谢媒礼真的太贵重了!” In the whole family immerses when joyful, river Feng then forces in that big red packet that pack of money, piles up in other presents that Zhu sends together, then shoots the photographic compilation content to send to the WeChat friend circle. 在一家人沉浸在喜悦中的时候,江枫便把那叠钱重新塞进那个大红包,跟朱家送来的其它礼品堆放在一起,然后拍照片编辑内容发到了微信朋友圈。 This friend encircles, once were sent out, brought in large quantities of points to approve and comment without a doubt. 这条朋友圈一经发出,毫无疑问又引来了大批的点赞与评论。 Sees in the picture the big red packet of that big pile of value not poor present as well as that bulge drum drum, uses most a few words in the commentary is- envies the envy to hate. 看到照片中那一大堆价值不菲的礼品以及那个胀鼓鼓的大红包,一个个在评论的时候用得最多的一句话就是-羡慕嫉妒恨。 Then, river Feng university graduation group, ebullition! 然后,江枫的大学毕业群,沸腾了! The cause is class Huatang the secure Jun's river Feng in the group, said: Schoolmate river Feng, everyone just graduated to start the work, will you why so outstanding?” 起因是班花唐安筠在群里江枫,说道:“江枫同学,大家都是刚毕业参加工作,为何你会如此优秀?” The male said with Xuejia Tang secure Jun: What situation did Tang big beautiful woman, Schoolmate river Feng do?” 男同学甲唐安筠道:“什么情况啊唐大美女,江枫同学干啥了?” Tang secure Jun returns said: You looked the friend who Schoolmate river Feng encircles knows I am saying anything!” 唐安筠回道:“你去看江枫同学的朋友圈就知道我在说什么了!” Male schoolmate B said: Lying trough, this not real?” 男同学乙道:“卧槽,这不是真的吧?” Male schoolmate C said: Tells the truth, after looking the Schoolmate river Feng friend encircled, my really acid!” 男同学丙道:“有一说一,看了江枫同学的朋友圈后,我真的酸了!” Male schoolmate Ding say/way: Flamboyant, admire!” 男同学丁道:“牛逼,佩服!” The female said with Xuejia: Was my vertigo? The river big handsome fellow of our class, ran to work as the matchmaker unexpectedly, moreover did enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water, was this world insane I was insane?” 女同学甲道:“是我眼花了吗?咱们班的江大帅哥,居然跑去当媒人了,而且还干得风生水起的,是这个世界疯了还是我疯了?” Female schoolmate B said: My God, acted as a matchmaker makes money? Brother river big sends in these that the friend encircles thanks the matchmaker after the wedding the present with the red packet, making me envy the saliva to flow.” 女同学乙道:“我的天啊,原来做媒这么赚钱的吗?江大师哥发在朋友圈的那些谢媒礼品跟红包,让我羡慕得口水都流出来了。” Female schoolmate C said: I am very curious, in the red packet of that bulge bulge drum drum, how much money?” 女同学丙道:“我很好奇,那胀胀鼓鼓的红包里面,到底有多少钱啊?” Female schoolmate Ding say/way: „Should this be the second couple who river handsome guy reconciles greatly?” 女同学丁道:“这应该是江大帅哥撮合的第二对夫妻了吧?” Tang secure Jun river Fengdao: River big handsome fellow, came out to say quickly, I was very curious, how you can achieve the graduation successfully to reconcile two couples less than one month?” 唐安筠江枫道:“江大帅哥,快出来说说,我真的很好奇,你是如何能做到毕业不足一个月就成功撮合两对夫妻的?” river Fengtang secure Jun said: How this I did not understand to say, or Tang big beautiful woman you came to experience personally, was those words, looked in the old schoolmate's face, I looked certainly for a perfect partner for you.” 江枫唐安筠道:“这个我也不懂该怎么说,要不唐大美女你来亲自体验一下呗,还是那句话,看在老同学的面子上,我一定替你找个完美的对象。” Tang secure Jun river Fengdao: „, Your good intention I declined with thanks, but I have not wanted to get married temporarily early, when did my which day wants to get married, how ask you to take care for me?” 唐安筠江枫道:“呃,你的好意我心领了,只是我暂时还不想那么早结婚,等我哪天想嫁人了,就请你替我张罗怎么样?” river Fengtang secure Jun said: Ok, without the issue, had the marriage idea to contact with me momentarily!” 江枫唐安筠道:“可以,没问题,有结婚想法了随时联系我!” Female schoolmate C said: River big handsome fellow, in your eye only then our Tang class flower/spend? Your that our so many schoolmates said does not return, Tang Banhua said that you return to one. Your as the saying goes grows leads one to be good-looking, Fei Shui does not flow the bystander field, or you two are considering as finished directly together.” 女同学丙道:“江大帅哥,你眼里就只有咱们唐班花吗?我们那么多同学说的你一句不回,唐班花说一句你回一句。你们一个长得帅一个长得漂亮,俗话说肥水不流外人田,要不你们两个直接在一起算了。” Schoolmate river Fengnv C said: Excuse me, answered a telephone a moment ago, no attention looks at the news in group.” 江枫女同学丙道:“不好意思,刚才接了个电话,没注意看群里的消息。” river Feng: As for thinks in me with Tang big beautiful woman together actually, but I am a matchmaker, matches this regarding the marriage, our class should be no one can compare with me, I see me long time ago with Tang big beautiful woman not that fate, otherwise I pursued her during the university.” 江枫:“至于跟唐大美女在一起我倒是想,不过我自己就是媒人,对于婚姻匹配这一块,咱们班应该是没人能跟我比的,我早早就看出我跟唐大美女没那个缘分,否则我早在大学期间就追求她了。” This was the white lie, actually river Feng after obtaining mysterious ability, he has tested with Tang secure Jun's marital match value, discovered that two people marital match value was 75 points unexpectedly. 这算是善意的谎言了,其实江枫在获得神奇能力后,他就测试过跟唐安筠的婚姻匹配值了,发现两人的婚姻匹配值竟然达到了75分。 This match value speaks the truth is not low, if two people marry that definitely to become the model couple of one in a hundred cream of the crop, this regarding most people was very happy marriage. 这个匹配值说实话已经不低了,两人若是结婚那肯定能成为百里挑一的模范夫妻,这对于绝大多数人来说都是非常幸福的婚姻了。 What a pity river Feng after having mysterious ability, his vision has greatly enhanced. 可惜江枫在拥有神奇能力后,他的眼界已经大大提高了。 Acts as a matchmaker, river Feng are setting at heart cannot be lower than 80 points of match standards, let alone was he, the marital match value over 90 points, he has really not had the consideration. 就连替人做媒,江枫都在心里定下不能低于80分的匹配标准,更何况是他本人了,婚姻匹配值没有90分以上的,他是真不带考虑的。 But sees river Feng the reply, cannot help but was silent in Tang secure Jun thousand li (0.5 km) away. 而看到江枫的这个回复,远在千里外的唐安筠不由得沉默了一下。 The university four years, Tang secure Jun actually very has the favorable impression to river Feng, although is still far from unrequited loves the opposite party, so long as river Fengken actively pursues her, believes that is not many time-comsuming to bring her home. 大学四年,唐安筠对江枫其实挺有好感的,虽然还谈不上暗恋对方,但只要江枫肯主动追求她,相信不费多少功夫就能抱得美人归。 What a pity...... oh...... Tang secure Jun sighed secretly. 可惜……唉……唐安筠不禁暗叹了口气。 Then, Tang secure Jun in group calmly with river Fengkai several jokes, then by wanting farm laborer hired during the busy season as by diving. 接下来,唐安筠在群里若无其事的跟江枫开了几句玩笑,便以要忙工作为由潜水了。 After Tang secure Jun dives, river Feng then pledged: Right, I stated here, a moment ago I to the words that Tang big beautiful woman spoke for all schoolmates, which schoolmate had the marriage idea can contact with me, I definitely helped you arrange to arrive, will not disappoint you absolutely!” 唐安筠潜水后,江枫便承诺道:“对了,我在这里声明一下,刚才我对唐大美女说的话适用于全体同学,哪位同学有结婚想法的都可以联系我,我肯定帮你们安排到位,绝对不会让你们失望的!” The male said with Xuejia: That is indeed good, I first am scheduled a quota, has the single beautiful woman to introduce to me, I just want to look for a girlfriend 男同学甲道:“那敢情好,我先预定一个名额,有单身美女就介绍给我,我正想找个女朋友呢” Male schoolmate C said: Has this good deed also to leave a quota to me!” 男同学丙道:“有这好事也给我留个名额!” Female with the Xuejia resentment: You two must see clearly, what others Schoolmate river Feng introduced to you were must with the object of your marriage and having child, rather than accompanied you to roll the girlfriend of bed sheet.” 女同学甲怼道:“你们两个可得看清楚了,人家江枫同学给你们介绍的是要跟你们结婚生子的对象,而不是陪你们滚床单的女朋友。” Male with Xuejia: „......” 男同学甲:“……” Male schoolmate B: „......” 男同学乙:“……” river Feng: armor beautiful woman said right, wants to march into the schoolmate in marital palace to look for me in a short time although, as for being in love anything not in service portfolio of this matchmaker 江枫:“甲美女说得没错,想短时间内步入婚姻殿堂的同学尽管找我,至于谈恋爱啥的不在本媒人的服务范围哈” After leaving behind these words, river Feng then dived. 留下这句话后,江枫便潜水了。 Therefore, the lively class group then restores to the original tranquility gradually. 于是,热闹的班级群便又渐渐地恢复到原本的平静。 ...... …… Since river Feng sent the friend circle to raise him to work as of matchmaker for the first time, he actually became the celebrity in village. After all such young single man works as the matchmaker, in the village on has not heard to 80 old people under to eight -year-old child. 自从江枫第一次发朋友圈提了他当媒人的事后,他其实就成了村里的名人。毕竟这么年轻的单身男性当媒人,村里上至八十的老人下至八岁的孩童都没听说过。 river Feng it can be said that created the beginning that Longshan Village and even the Qinghe Town young people acted as a matchmaker. 江枫可以说是创造了龙山村乃至青河镇年轻人做媒的先河。 Moreover knew from river Feng's friend circle, his university graduates ten days, reconciled a couple quietly, the speed really did not compare these big matchmakers to be bad. 而且从江枫的朋友圈中得知,他大学毕业回来不过十来天的时间,就悄无声息的撮合了一对夫妻,速度真不比那些大媒人差。 However, on the other hand, although river Feng after stepping into acts as a matchmaker this industry, successfully reconciled a couple, but in the village most people do not favor him. 不过,话又说回来,虽然江枫在踏入做媒这个行业后,就成功撮合了一对夫妻,但村里绝大多数人还是不看好他。 Thought that river Feng is young, don't girlfriends have, what to understand to act as a matchmaker? 觉得江枫年纪轻轻的,连个女朋友都没,懂什么做媒? Even if he can successfully reconcile one pair, that definitely was still the blind chicken bumps into the big glutinous rice. 就算他能成功撮合一对,那肯定也是盲鸡碰到大糯米了。 Also, successfully reconciled one pair merely, that could not represent anything, after all in the village had many women also to act as a matchmaker to own relatives and friends, moreover was successful also had many. 再说了,仅仅成功撮合一对,那也代表不了什么,毕竟村里有不少妇女也给自己的亲朋好友做过媒,而且做成功的也有不少。 Therefore, for serveral days, the villager also gossipped a lower reaches of the Changjiang River maple tree occasionally, without whom really the Xin Jiang maple tree has strong acting as a matchmaker ability, some people will not naturally ask river Feng to help act as a matchmaker. 因此,这些天来,村里人也就偶尔八卦一下江枫而已,没谁真的相信江枫有多强的做媒能力,自然也就不会有人来找江枫帮忙做媒了。 This morning Zhu person on a grand scale thanked the matchmaker after the wedding, pours also makes some neighbors see, but the neighbors also looked from afar, does not know that Zhu added the value is not lower than 4000 Yuan present as well as a 16800 Yuan big red packet. 今天上午朱家人大张旗鼓的过来谢媒,倒也让一些邻居看到了,但邻居们也只是远远看了一下,根本不知道朱家带来了价值不低于4000元的礼品以及一个16800元的大红包。 Until after Zhu Jia people leaves, the psychology, has the neighbor to shake to ask the situation out of curiosity. 直到朱家人离开后,出于好奇心理,才有邻居晃悠过来问问情况。 This is the youngest son makes the golden opportunity of propaganda to oneself, Ms. Jiang has not covered-up, directly the Zhu person sends explains clearly the present and matchmaker money that. 这是给自己小儿子做宣传的绝佳机会,江母也没有藏着掖着,直接把朱家人送来的礼品以及媒人钱都交待得明明白白的。 Finally, the neighbor flattery said actually a big pile, did not propose the matter that river Feng acted as a matchmaker, even if her youngest son this year 34 years old, is hoodlum one. 结果,邻居奉承话倒是说了一大堆,却丝毫不提请江枫做媒的事,哪怕她的小儿子今年都已经三十四岁了,还是光棍一条。 Regarding this, Ms. Jiang does not have the means that youngest son's age in the mechanical damage that matchmaker industry is unable to change. 对此,江母也没办法,小儿子的年龄在媒人这个行业就是无法改变的硬伤。 However she believes, by strong ability that her youngest son acts as a matchmaker, sooner or later can change everyone to his inherent impression. 不过她相信,以她小儿子做媒的超强能力,迟早能改变大家对他的固有印象。
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