„Son? Isn't the son a person? Really is not own...” “儿子怎么了？儿子就不是人？真不是亲的…” In Lin Xiaoxian just entered shortly after Hema Xiansheng, in the entrance square walked crass small youngster. 在林小贤刚进盒马鲜生不久,门口的广场上走来了一个骂骂咧咧的小少年。 Small youngster is young, looks is also a junior high pupil, a hidden bitterness of face actually not compared with boudoir middle-aged but still attractive shallow, two insert the pocket, once for a while tramples small gravel of foot street, plastic bag anything, impressively Study Committee Member younger brother, Earth cancer, Zhou Feng. 小少年年纪虽小,看着也就是个初中生,一脸的幽怨却不比深闺的半老徐娘浅,两手插兜,时不时踹一脚街边的小石子儿,塑料袋什么的,赫然正是学习委员的弟弟,地球癌,周峰。 „Does not eat a small lobster, does this juts out gaudily even, but also always tosses about me, was really but actually eight lifetime......? Damn...” “不就去吃个小龙虾嘛,搞这一出出花里胡哨的就算了,还老折腾我,真是倒了八辈子……啧？我靠…” The Zhou Feng eastern foot western foot tramples, when Hema Xiansheng entrance time, did not trample the ultra-thin transparent plastic bag of extremely elegant meeting carefully, walked the position using the static electricity and Bernoulli principle crazily, pasted the Zhou Feng shoes to forgive one is not kicked actually. 周峰就这么一路东一脚西一脚地踹过来,等到盒马鲜生门口的时候,不小心踹到了个极为飘逸会的超薄透明塑料袋,利用静电和伯努利原理疯狂走位,贴着周峰的鞋子饶了一圈都硬是没有被踢到。 Therefore, the Zhou Feng unstable blood pressure instantaneous wind got up. 于是,周峰原本就不稳定的血压瞬间飙起来了。 „I cannot stir up the father big sister, but can also 't stir up you?” “我惹不起老爸老姐,还惹不起你？” The trivial plastic bag is so rampant, although Zhou Feng at home is in a younger brother the younger brother, but is not the clay figurine pinches after all, the young male student, the stubbornness comes up, immediately must contend with this plastic bag. 区区塑料袋如此嚣张,周峰虽然在家是个弟中之弟,可毕竟也不是泥人捏的,小男生嘛,倔劲一上来,当下就要和这塑料袋一较高下。 „I kick, I kick...” “我踢,我踢…” Zhou Feng left foot right foot, shoots first with one hand and then the other, was kicking to the under foot not wonderful plastic bag averagely several, finally a foot has not actually kicked astonishingly, plastic bag in his picture 8 character transferred, fell on swayingly same place. 周峰左一脚右一脚,左右开弓,对着脚下平平无奇的塑料袋又踢了好几下,结果却非常惊人地一脚都没有踢到,塑料袋在他脚下画八字似的转了一圈,又晃晃悠悠落在了原地。 ??? ？？？ Did this gadget become a ghost? 这玩意儿成精了？ Zhou Feng cannot understand, but is greatly amazed. 周峰看不懂,但是大受震撼。 Wild with rage under came a foot, Zhou Feng just the right foot hedging in the plastic bag, made two inadequate, the left leg stepped on the right foot to be inadequate to stagger to trip, came several meters hot shadow to run actually stands firm the figure. 狂怒之下又来了一脚,周峰刚好就把右脚套进了塑料袋里,挣了两下不成,左脚踩右脚还差点儿一个趔趄绊倒,硬是来了几米的火影跑才堪堪稳住身形。 „Hū......” “呼……” Stop the footsteps Zhou Feng to conduct the back cold sweat. 停稳脚步的周峰背上起了一层冷汗。 My goodness, nearly disgraced... 好家伙,差点儿就丢人了… He rejoiced to set out, wiped the forehead, then saw several to come with oneself almost big female student front surface hand in hand. 他庆幸地起身,抹了抹额头,然后就看见几个跟自己差不多大的女生手拉手迎面过来。 „......” “……” „......” “……” The split vision contact, looks at each other speechless, until brushed past after Zhou Feng, skewers of euphonious laughter echoes behind Zhou Feng, if there is a burr. 余光接触,相顾无言,直到从周峰身边擦肩而过之后,一串串银铃般的笑声回响在周峰背后,如有芒刺。 This flash, Zhou Feng rather are really the elder sister mouth cancer of Earth, requesting earnestly the people to escort to sparks/Mars him. 这一瞬间,周峰宁愿自己真的是姐姐口中的地球之癌,恳请人民将他送往火星。 On face of small youngster burning like oozing of blood, finally is willing to take off to throw into the trash can the plastic bag from the shoes honestly, only felt together also discards also has other more important thing. 小少年的脸上火辣辣如渗血,终于肯老老实实把塑料袋从鞋上摘下丢进垃圾桶,只觉得随之一同丢掉的还有其他更为重要的东西。 However the face had lost, recalling is not possible, immediately hurries Hema Xiansheng to blow the air conditioning, blushes own greatly cooling is. 但是脸已经丢了,挽回是不可能的,当下还是赶紧进盒马鲜生吹吹空调,把自己的大红脸给冷却一下才是。 ----- ----- Also because of big sister's certain stubborn strange requests, after Zhou Feng entered Hema Xiansheng, is to directly soar the small lobster area. 因为老姐的某些固执的奇怪要求,周峰进了盒马鲜生之后也是直奔小龙虾区。 Is bustling and filled with people, there are many Sirs. 人头攒动,有好多大人。 Zhou Feng looked at an environment 周峰看了一圈周围环境 „Does handsome guy buy the lobster?” “帅哥买龙虾哇？” „......” “……” The warm sales clerk aunt collected, just threw Schoolmate Zhou Feng of face to violate the temporary society to fear, he who „handsome guy” shouted a little wanted to be red in the face, turned around to go far away in a hurry, disguises after other places strolled a while returned quietly. 热情的售货员阿姨凑过来了,刚丢完脸的周峰同学犯了临时社恐,一声“帅哥”喊的他有点想要面红耳赤,匆匆转身远去,假装在其他地方逛了一会儿之后又悄悄返回来。 Because is afraid again loved aunt gank, Zhou Feng went round and round observed for quite a while, knows that bought the basin of small lobster to in the name punish severely to take. 由于害怕再被热心的阿姨gank,周峰绕来绕去了观察了半天,才知道买小龙虾的盆要在称重处拿。 Does not pay attention while the basin, Zhou Feng took a trumpet. 趁盆不注意,周峰拿了一个小号的。 Then surrounds outside the crowd, prepares to seek for an appropriate slit to insert again. 接着在人群外围观,准备寻找个合适的缝隙再插进去。 However looks, the slit had not found, some people of looking familiar actually mapped the view. 不过看着看着,缝隙没找到,一个有些面熟的人却映入了眼帘。 ---- ---- Small lobster in pool only jumps for joy, brandishing the pliers is ominous, once for a while can hear continuously the sound of holding breath cold air/Qi, obviously many people were clamped. 池子里的小龙虾一只只活蹦乱跳,挥舞钳子凶巴巴,时不时就能听到此起彼伏倒吸冷气的声音,显然有不少人都被夹了。 Lin Xiaoxian with pauses and Sister An chatted, in the hand has not stood still, in the basin thought of the small lobster leisurely, each one was specially lively, old crawled outward, Lin Xiaoxian has to turn the lower part of the body them once for a while. 林小贤有一搭没一搭地和安姐聊,手上也没停歇,盆里慢条斯理地装着小龙虾,个个都是特别活泼的,老往外爬,林小贤只好时不时把它们翻下身。 The small basin that in addition Hema Xiansheng provides is quite deep, the overall issue is not big, Lin Xiaoxian chose small one jin (0.5 kg) quickly, but sets out, actually discovered that in An Beixi basin, a small lobster does not have. 加上盒马鲜生提供的小盆比较深,总体问题不大,林小贤很快就选了小一斤,可是一起身,却发现安北溪的盆里,一只小龙虾都没有。 „Doesn't Sister An, how you elect?” Lin Xiaoxian is very strange. “安姐,你怎么不选啊？”林小贤很奇怪。 An Beixi stares at various small lobster types in pool to look around, may look around does not pick, listening to Lin Xiaoxian to ask, hesitates somewhat the apology to smile embarrassed: 安北溪盯着池子里的小龙虾各种张望,可看来看去就是不捡,听林小贤问了,才犹豫着有些不好意思地歉笑: „I... to Biology/lifeform of segmental appendage reptilia, a little...” “我…对节肢爬虫类的生物,有点儿…” Lin Xiaoxian "Oh" one, is afraid to put it bluntly, this person actually also many. 林小贤“哦”了一声,说白了就是害怕呗,这种人其实还不少。 „Do you also buy to live?” “那你还来买活的？” „Is Brother Yun, she must call an show/unfolds skill anything, oneself are also lazy...” “都是芸哥,她非要叫着一展身手什么的,自己又懒…” An Beixi both hands hold the air-to-air basin, frowns slightly: 安北溪双手捧着空空的盆子,微微蹙眉: „Oh... I have not thought really plans to begin, more looks at to terrify to this thing nervous...” “唉…我也没想到真打算上手的时候,对这东西是越看越瘆的慌…” The big sister has difficult, the younger brother must lift one. 大姐姐有难,弟弟是不是得抬一手呢。 Lin Xiaoxian takes a look at small lobster in the basin, each one shapes are complete, even, a body 55 open, color red bright clean, abdomen hair Zhaomao is clean. 林小贤瞧瞧自己盆里的小龙虾,个个形状完整,个头均匀,头身五五开,颜色红亮干净,腹毛爪毛干净。 Such high-quality goods, if the generous younger brother gave to the elder sister indignantly, that wasn't equal to putting in great inconvenience to the family member and girlfriend in disguised form? 这么优质的货,要是慷弟弟之慨送给了姐姐,那不就等于变相委屈了家人和女朋友？ Therefore can eat the best small lobster for Baby Jia, Lin Xiaoxian does not want to select the good selection small lobster to surrender something submissively directly, as the saying goes teaching a man to fish is superior to giving him one, decided how teaches An Beixi to catch the small lobster. 所以为了佳宝宝能吃到最好的小龙虾,林小贤不想把已经挑好的精选小龙虾直接拱手让人,有道是授人以鱼不如授人以渔,决定教安北溪怎么抓小龙虾。 „Grasps?” An Beixi thin lips nie, „how you should not first teach me to overcome the fear, then grasps?” “抓？”安北溪薄唇嗫喏,“你不该先教我怎么克服恐惧,然后才抓吗？” „This matter, so long as begins, naturally overcame frightened, like the person study swimming of being afraid of water, did not launch, that feared forever, forever could not learn.” “这种事情,只要上了手,自然就克服恐惧了,就像怕水的人学游泳,不下水,那永远都怕,永远也学不会。” „Then it does nip me?” “那它咬我呢？” „Was nipped will grasp, like the swimming, doesn't choke the meeting how the water studies?” “被咬才会抓,就像游泳,不呛水怎么学的会？” „tsk tsk, do you really make it bite me?” “啧啧,你就真让它咬我啊？” Lin Xiaoxian smiles, this Sister An, pouring to be smart-alecky: 林小贤一笑,这安姐姐,倒还俏皮起来了: „What is I makes it bite, like the swimming, is not I makes the water not choke you, it does not choke, I have no way to control the water, I am not the sea king.” “什么叫我让它咬,就像游泳,不是我让水不呛你,它就不呛,我没法控制水,我又不是海王。” The small lobster, Lin Xiaoxian always pulls the swimming. 说小龙虾呢,林小贤老扯游泳。 The young bastard... also wants to teach the elder sister inadequately the swimming... 小坏蛋…还想教姐姐游泳不成… The An Beixi beautiful pupil winks: 安北溪美眸一眨: „Lin Xiaoxian, aren't you also the sea king?” “林小贤,你还不是海王？” „...” “呃…” Lin Xiaoxian embarrassed, buckled the head: 林小贤尬了,扣脑袋: „Hey, nearly forgot, Zhangqing and Xiaoyan, Sister An you have seen...” “嘿,差点儿忘记,长卿和小颜,安姐你都见过了哈…” „Cuts... them? Also?” “切…就才她们啊？还有呢？” „Also...” “还…” Lin Xiaoxian suddenly, right, Xia Luoqiu! 林小贤恍然,对哦,夏落秋！ But An Beixi the Xia Luoqiu instructor, looks at Sister An this expression, knew the Xia Luoqiu matter? 安北溪可是夏落秋的辅导员啊,看安姐这表情,是也知道夏落秋的事了？ However, An Beixi far more than knows, puts out the cell phone to turn on WeChat to look to Lin Xiaoxian, above is Xia Luoqiu to a message that she sends: 然而,安北溪何止是知道,拿出手机打开微信给林小贤一瞧,上面是夏落秋给她发的一条短信: 【Xia Luoqiu: Sister An, Lin Xiaoxian is my boyfriend】 【夏落秋:安姐,林小贤是我男朋友】 ??? ？？？ Does this girl, when send? Sends this to do? 这妮子,什么时候发的？发这干嘛？ Lin Xiaoxian shot a look at time of news transmission, thought. 林小贤瞥了一眼消息发送的时间,想起来了。 Two people „body and mind union” that day, when the Elm Elegance Park appointment, Xia Luoqiu knew oneself knew after Sister An, on restless what while puts out the cell phone to press, indeed sends this information to her? 正是两人“身心联合”的那一天,在榆雅公园约会的时候,夏落秋得知自己认识安姐后就一边闹腾一边拿出手机按着什么,敢情就是给她发这条信息？ 【Sister An, Lin Xiaoxian is my boyfriend】 【安姐,林小贤是我男朋友】 Lin Xiaoxian naturally saw in this information the sour warning meant, is suggested An Beixi by oneself not ganging up, remembered own to guarantee immediately the card will cross will not gang up with An Beixi. 林小贤自然看出了这条信息里酸溜溜的警告意味,是暗示安北溪不要被自己给勾搭了,顿时也想起自己的确保证过不会勾搭安北溪。 That at present, oneself must teach her to catch the small lobster immediately, is this gangs up? 那眼下,自己马上要教她抓小龙虾了,这算不算勾搭？ Lin Xiaoxian thinks, should not calculate. 林小贤想了想,应该不算。 Teaches to catch the lobster, making her own adapt to the practice to be good, even does not use hand in hand, discussed that what gangs up. 教一下抓龙虾而已,让她自己适应练习就好,甚至不用手把手,谈何勾搭。 „Hiss!” “嘶！” Was pondering that also some people suck in the cold air/Qi, the Lin Xiaoxian heart said that this is must give to pull out waste the air conditioning in entire shop, the result catches the eye the discovery is Sister An jin bites the lower lip, looks bitterly and astringently, white soft/greasy the slender white hands are hanging a threatening small lobster. 正思考呢,又有人倒抽冷气,林小贤心说这是得把整个店里的空调都给抽废啊,结果一抬眼发现是安姐紧咬下唇,面露苦涩,白腻的纤纤玉手挂着一只气势汹汹的小龙虾。 „It is not...” “不是…” Lin Xiaoxian looked happily: 林小贤不禁看乐了: „Sister An, my has not opened teaches, you anxiously on what hand, fear of reaching an agreement?” “安姐,我这还没开教呢,你急着上什么手啊,说好的害怕呢？” „Was not you said that must break the guts... aiyaya... to hurt! Lin Xiaoxian, it, it made an effort, saves me quickly.” “不是你说要破胆…哎呀呀…疼！林小贤,它,它用力了,快救我。” Actually did not need her saying that Lin Xiaoxian has been rescuing. 其实不用她多说,林小贤已经在救了。 Said that is „rescuing”, actually where is so exaggerating, the one who clamps her hand is only one is quite small, Lin Xiaoxian pinches in its abdomen slightly, oneself fell. 说是“救”,其实哪有那么夸张,夹她手的只是一只比较小的,林小贤在它腹部稍微一掐,自己就掉下来了。 „Very small, should not be very sore.” “很小的,应该不是很疼。” „, Really is not very sore.” “不是啊,真的很疼。” Also , the An Beixi tears flower hurt . Moreover the finger pressed two, but also braved the blood bead. 还真是,安北溪眼泪花儿疼出来了,而且手指头按两下,还冒血珠了。 Lin Xiaoxian is speechless, this is the tofu does... 林小贤就无语,她这手是豆腐做的吗… The habit that in view of the fact that before formed, Lin Xiaoxian sees now the good-looking finger braved the blood to contain the mouth to sip. 鉴于之前养成的习惯,林小贤现在一见到好看的手指头冒血就想含进嘴里抿一下。 But Sister An is different, Lin Xiaoxian pulls out the band-aid to wrap up to her honestly, An Beixi is surprised: 但安姐毕竟是不一样的,林小贤老老实实掏出创可贴给她包扎,安北溪惊讶: „Leads the boy of paper along probably few, Lin Xiaoxian, do you also bring the band-aid along?” “随身带纸的男孩子好像都很少,林小贤,你随身还带创可贴？” „It is not the surrounding stupid woman are too many..., Sister An I have not said your.” “还不是周围笨女人太多…哦,安姐我没说你哈。” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian has not noticed, when the package band-aid, a young male student across the crowd, towards oneself had walked directly. 林小贤没注意到,就在包创可贴的时候,一个小男生已经穿过人群,径直朝自己走了过来。 „Brother-in-law!” “姐夫！” ? ？ Lin Xiaoxian raised the head, shook: 林小贤抬头,震了一下: „Zhou Feng?” “周峰？” „Brother-in-law! For a long time does not see!” “姐夫！好久不见啊！” Holds profound admiring even grateful Zhou Feng to the fierce brother-in-law, saw Lin Xiaoxian forgot jubilantly just now is not happy, then the vision shifts to An Beixi. 对厉害的姐夫抱有深刻敬佩甚至感激的周峰,一见到林小贤就兴高采烈忘记了方才的不愉快,接着目光转向安北溪。 Elder Sister pretty who tsk tsk, is good the makings, with star. 啧啧,好有气质的漂亮姐姐,跟明星似的。 My goodness, worthily is the brother-in-law... 好家伙,不愧是姐夫… Zhou Feng winks immediately, collects, the person the little rascal land pokes brother-in-law's back with the elbow: 周峰顿时一阵挤眉弄眼,凑过去,人小鬼大地用手肘戳一戳姐夫的腰杆: „Good does the brother-in-law, receive newly?” “牛啊姐夫,新收的？” „???” “？？？” Lin Xiaoxian at that time face one black, now this kid anything Eh... that studies in the school 林小贤当时脸就一黑,现在这小屁孩在学校都学的些啥啊…