„Lin Xiaoxian?” “林小贤？” „, This is the younger brother of my girlfriend, the wife's younger brother, Zhou Feng.” “哦,这是我女朋友的弟弟,小舅子,周峰。” „The Zhou Feng little schoolmate, hello/you good, I called An Beixi.” “周峰小同学,你好啊,我叫安北溪。” The An Beixi smile made self introduction, is also studying just now Zhou Feng such, the elbow stamp Lin Xiaoxian, with just can make the sound that Zhou Feng hears ask: 安北溪微笑地做了自我介绍,然后也学着方才周峰那样,手肘戳戳林小贤,用刚好能让周峰听到的声音问: „Hey, this miss surnamed Zhou, which girlfriend Eh... is also your” “喂,这姓周的姑娘,又是你哪个女朋友啊…” ? ？ Just experienced Zhou Feng one hear of this saying that the society has died, in the heart the feeling intertwines. 刚经历过社死的周峰一听这话,心中顿感纠结。 Went bad, this Sister An does not know existence of big sister evidently. 坏了,看样子这位安姐姐并不知道老姐的存在啊。 Is it possible that not by brother-in-law „taking”? Is being captured? 莫非并没有被姐夫“拿下”？只是正在攻略中？ His not on speaking incorrectly words? 那他这不就说错话了吗？ Zhou Feng was worried oneself went bad brother-in-law's good deed, but the brother-in-law thinks little: 周峰担心自己坏了姐夫的好事,不过姐夫并不以为意: „Zhou Feng, you are not will buy the small lobster?” “周峰,你不会也是来买小龙虾的吧？” „Yes brother-in-law.” “是啊姐夫。” After the conversation knew, Zhou Feng and Lin Xiaoxian are different, does not catch up with the preferential benefit specially, was only this Hema Xiansheng already in recent one to the Study Committee Member family/home. 交谈后得知,周峰和林小贤们不一样,不是专门来赶优惠,只是这家盒马鲜生已经是离学习委员家里最近的一家了。 In the family/home neighbor has to select the load to sell, but that small lobster mixed many wild, insufficient health. 家里附近有挑着担卖的,可那种小龙虾混了很多野生的,不够卫生。 „You buy, is your father two people eats?” “那你买回去,是和你爸两个人吃？” In Lin Xiaoxian today has made Study Committee Member to come home gnaws the lobster, Zhou Feng comes to buy now, should not have the Study Committee Member share. 林小贤今天已经约了学习委员来家里啃龙虾,周峰现在过来买,应该没有学习委员的份。 However, Zhou Feng actually shakes the head: 然而,周峰却摇头: „I go out, my father also worked overtime, the small lobster was gives my elder sister to buy, moreover only bought one.” “我出门的时候,我爸也加班去了,小龙虾是给我姐买的,而且只买一只。” „?” “一只？” A small lobster, Hema Xiansheng is not does not sell, is why? 一只小龙虾,盒马鲜生倒也不是不卖,可是为什么呢？ „This......” “这个嘛……” Zhou Feng starts to speak but hesitates, looks at An Beixi. 周峰欲言又止,一个劲儿地看安北溪。 An Beixi and Lin Xiaoxian look at each other one, cannot bear laugh. 安北溪和林小贤对视一眼,都忍不住发笑。 This young fellow, but also is very tasteful, clarified one „family affairs not with outside language” stance. 这小伙子,还挺讲究,摆明了一副“家事不与外人语”的架势。 An Beixi on racket Lin Xiaoxian's shoulder: 安北溪就拍拍林小贤的肩膀: „Lin Xiaoxian, you first chatted the little while, I went to that side to have a look at the fruit.” “林小贤,你们先聊会儿吧,我去那边看看水果。” „Un, come, gives you again a piece of band-aid.” “嗯,来,再给你一片创可贴。” „You... brought many Eh... along” “你…到底随身带了多少啊…” „One box.” “一盒。” „... Good...” “…好吧…” ...... …… Zhou Feng gazes after the back that An Beixi departs satisfied, felt that brother-in-law really fierce, the looked women are very sensible. 周峰满意地目送安北溪离去的背影,感觉姐夫是真的厉害,找的女人都很懂事嘛。 pā! 啪！ Is forking the waist to install the ratio Zhou Feng head to suffer a palm of the hand moderately, an small eye ni: 正在叉腰装比的周峰脑袋挨了不轻不重的一巴掌,小眼儿一咪: „Brother-in-law, the wife's younger brother may not hit.” “姐夫,小舅子可打不得。” „Has not visited you to be cocky.” Lin Xiaoxian ridicules, „young fellow, knows oneself is a wife's younger brother, but also installs... to install the big petal garlic before your older sister?” “还不是看你得瑟。”林小贤笑骂,“好小子,知道自己是小舅子,还在你姐姐面前装…装大瓣蒜？” Lin Xiaoxian little uses as far as possible 【Installs ratio】 This kind of words and expressions, so as to avoid being known by Study Committee Member, must blame his teaching people bad things younger brother. 林小贤尽量少用【装比】这类词语,免得被学习委员知道,说不定要怪他教坏弟弟呢。 But Zhou Feng one hear, the thick eyebrows walk, detected that was not wonderful. 可周峰一听,浓眉一走,察觉到了不妙。 What is front installs the big petal garlic in „elder sister”? 什么叫在“姐姐”面前装大瓣蒜啊？ „It is not, the brother-in-law, I listens to your meaning, can this Elder Sister An Beixi... also calculate my elder sister?” “不是,姐夫,我听你这意思,这安北溪姐姐…也得算我姐？” Lin Xiaoxian licked licked lips close to, right, An Beixi also had nothing with oneself, this words faintly were seemingly improper. 林小贤舔了舔嘴巴,对啊,安北溪跟自己又没什么,此话貌似隐隐不妥。 „Slip in speech.” “口误。” „Other slip in speech, brother-in-law.” “别口误啊,姐夫。” Zhou Feng thought that this also is really a matter, extrapolated to say own to worry: 周峰觉得这还真是个事儿,举一反三说出了自己的担忧: „You may probably be clear with me, after this, is difficult to be inadequate your girlfriends, do I become my elder sister the same as treat appropriately?” “你可给要跟我清楚,这以后,难不成你那些女朋友,我都得当成我姐一样对待？” Lin Xiaoxian thinks, nod: 林小贤想想,点头: „Yes, manages them to call the sister-in-law like my younger sisters, you must manage them to call the elder sister in the future, for example Sister Su, Sister Gu anything, right, my younger sister is also older than you, you must manage hers to name be Sister Lin.” “是的,就像我妹妹都管她们叫嫂子一样,你将来也都得管她们叫姐姐,比如苏姐,顾姐什么的,哦对,我妹妹也比你大,你也要管她叫林姐。” ??? ？？？ Zhou Feng direct scalp tingles, the person were silly, holds the Lin Xiaoxian sleeve: 周峰直接头皮发麻,人都傻了,一把抓住林小贤袖子: „No brother-in-law! My this...” “别啊姐夫！我这…” „What's wrong, called several elder sisters also to be many your several lumps of meat.” “怎么了嘛,多叫几声姐姐又不少你几坨肉。” „But...” “可是…” Said is the elder sister, but Zhou Feng always felt own future will become the higher level tool person. 说是姐姐,可周峰总感觉自己将来会成为更高级的工具人。 Simply like serving the young court eunuch of emperor imperial concubines! 简直就像伺候皇帝妃子们的小太监一样！ Lin Xiaoxian does not know that Zhou Feng why to this matter repel, Study Committee Member is so docile the good miss, certainly also is usually very good to the younger brother, Zhou Feng under this environment growth, should look forward to many several elder sisters to be right. 林小贤不知道周峰为啥会对这种事排斥,学习委员那么温顺善良的姑娘,平时对弟弟一定也很好,这种环境成长下的周峰,应该巴不得多几个姐姐才对。 „Said again, one title, later aren't new year's celebration many several red packages fragrant?” “再说了,就一个称谓而已,以后过年多几个红包不香吗？” Zhou Feng hearing this stagnates: 周峰闻言一滞: „But the brother-in-law you just did not say, can like treating my elder sister treats other elder sisters?” “可姐夫你刚刚不是说,都得像对待我姐一样对待其他姐姐吗？” „Evil, you drill what phrase, the meaning is to let you meets, respectfully asks an elder sister to result, which that meddlesome...” “害,你钻什么字眼儿啊,意思就是让你遇到的时候,恭恭敬敬叫一声姐就得了,哪那么多事儿…” That line. 哦,那行。 Zhou Feng feels relieved instantaneously, originally was responds excessively... 周峰瞬间放心下来,原来是自己反应过度了… Lin Xiaoxian one pats him: 林小贤啪一下又拍他: „Do not pull these, hurries, you come specially, buys a small lobster... is your older sister makes you buy?” “别扯这些的,赶紧的,你专门过来,就买一只小龙虾…是你姐让你买的？” „Un, the truth said the brother-in-law to you, my elder sister she, never ate before, has not eaten the too small lobster...” “嗯,实话跟你说吧姐夫,我姐她啊,以前从来不吃,也没有吃过小龙虾…” „Why?” “为啥？” „She fears that inborn.” “她怕那个,天生的。” Good , like An Beixi. 好嘛,跟安北溪一样。 However An Beixi is fears to live, Study Committee Member continually boiled feared. 不过安北溪是怕活的,学习委员连煮熟的都怕。 This silly miss also is really... 这傻姑娘也真是的… Invited her time, did not know squeak one. 邀请她的时候,也不知道吱一声儿。 ...... …… Zhou Feng tells, originally Study Committee Member was worried that today will go to the boyfriend home to eat the small lobster to be afraid, what will be more important will be the family member of boyfriend definitely also, was worried oneself will lose face, therefore planned that will make Zhou Feng first buy one to go back, will boil casually, sharpening the spear just before the battle to practice to eat the small lobster. 周峰娓娓道来,原来学习委员担心今天去男朋友家吃小龙虾会害怕,更重要的是男朋友的家人肯定也在,就担心自己丢脸,所以打算让周峰先买一只回去,随便煮一煮,临阵磨枪练习一下吃小龙虾。 „Brother-in-law, but your wife's younger brother I, was mad you also to see painstakingly on this day, boiling hot! I do not want to go, my father he got angry, clutches my ear saying that I not obedient..., finally I have to come.” “姐夫,可苦了你小舅子我了,这天气你也看到了,滚烫！我不想去吧,我爸他就黑脸,揪我耳朵说我不听话…唉,最后我就只好来了呗。” Zhou Feng is holding the mood of complaint, is hoping the brother-in-law can comfort his two. 周峰抱着诉苦的心情,盼着姐夫能不能安慰他两下。 However cannot, the Lin Xiaoxian's attention place at other matter, has embraced the shoulder of Zhou Feng: 但是不能,林小贤的注意力放在了另外的事上,揽过周峰的肩膀: „Zhou Feng, your little while said, our father did work overtime?” “周峰,你那会儿说,咱爸加班去了？” „Yes, which can probably project trade the paint......?” “是啊,好像是哪个项目要换漆……嗯？” After Zhou Feng tactic, supine: 周峰战术后仰: „Brother-in-law, do you want?” “姐夫,你是要？” „, What look, looks at old hooligan!” Lin Xiaoxian taps his head, „I am thinking has a look at your older sister, teaches her to eat the small lobster while convenient.” “啧,什么眼神儿,看老流氓似的！”林小贤拍他脑袋,“我就想着去看看你姐,顺便教她吃小龙虾。” Zhou Feng head with chicken pecking meter/rice: 周峰脑袋点的跟鸡啄米似的: „That is indeed good, but the brother-in-law, you teaches her the time, told her while convenient, younger brother Biology/lifeform was frail, particularly my year age, must understand the loving care and......” “那敢情好,但是姐夫,你教她的时候,顺便也告诉她一下,弟弟这种生物蛮脆弱的,尤其是我这年龄的,要懂得爱护和……” „Good was good, knew.” “行了行了,知道了。” What at sixes and sevens... 什么乱七八糟的… Lin Xiaoxian does not break him patiently. 林小贤不耐烦打断他。 Hadn't your older sister I understood? 你姐我还不了解？ Superficial aloof, actually gentle such as the girl of water, treats to the younger brother quite also needs to remind? 表面高冷,实则温柔如水的女孩子,对弟弟好生对待还需要自己提醒？ ---- ---- Lin Xiaoxian selected and purchased 5 jin (0.5 kg) small lobster, because unshelled, therefore thought that is a little insufficient. 林小贤足足选购了五斤小龙虾,因为带壳,所以觉得还有点儿不够。 An Beixi only chose 2 jin (0.5 kg), two people eat almost. 安北溪只选了二斤,两个人吃差不多。 An Beixi was learns to catch the small lobster slightly, but Study Committee Member has not learned to eat. 安北溪算是稍微学会了抓小龙虾,但学习委员还没学会吃。 Lin Xiaoxian is concerned about this, bought the shop with An Beixi, after two people exchanged WeChat while convenient, first returned to Lin Family with Zhou Feng together. 林小贤挂记着这茬,跟安北溪买完出了店,两人顺便交换了微信后,就跟周峰一起先回林家。 Lin Xiaoxian puts down 5 jin (0.5 kg) small lobster, picked up two from inside, looks for a transparent lunch box to install , to continue to go out, is rushing to the Study Committee Member family/home. 林小贤放下五斤小龙虾,从里面挑出了两只,找个透明的饭盒装上,继续出门,奔着学习委员的家里去。 This time does not ride a bicycle, takes taxi. 这次不骑车了,打车。 Is one gives up the car(riage) of air conditioning by chance in early May, air conditioning on Zhou Feng vehicle in the happiness that blows: 碰巧还是一个五月初就舍得开空调的车,周峰在车上的空调吹的痛快: „Having a brother-in-law is good, knows the sore wife's younger brother!” “有个姐夫好啊,知道疼小舅子！” Lin Xiaoxian did not speak, how Zhou Feng did not matter, mainly does not think that Study Committee Member wait/etc. were long, therefore took taxi. 林小贤不语,周峰怎么样都无所谓,主要是不想学习委员等久了,所以才打车的。 Quickly to somewhat familiar community, age feeling and own looks like very much. 很快到了有些熟悉的小区,年代感和自家的很像。 full Yuan the Chinese parasol tree is luxuriant, from when a building, Lin Xiaoxian saw girl who the window reads, slender and delicate back very straight, wants short section of short ponytail to raise compared with Su Yuan quiet and refined after the brain, simple and beautiful, occasionally moves to shake for three points to be pretty. 满院的梧桐繁茂,从其中一栋的一楼经过时,林小贤一眼就看到了窗边看书的女孩儿,纤柔的背儿挺的笔直,比苏元要短一截的小马尾娴静地扬在脑后,清清丽丽,偶尔动一下又晃出三分娇俏来。 Is a bit like a small fish in clear water pond, hangs peacefully in the lotus leaves, whenever the breeze blows to wrinkle the water surface, lays out the tail to swim two. 有点儿像清水池塘里的一条小鱼儿,安安静静地悬在荷叶间,每当微风吹皱水面,才摆摆尾巴游两下。 In Lin Xiaoxian at heart, this probably was 17 -year-old young girl most beautiful appearance. 在林小贤心里,这大概就是十七岁少女最美的模样了。