„Which has to feel?” “有哪些感觉？” „Feeling at the same time is the school spirit issue, two aspects are the difference in teaching...” “感觉一方面是校风的问题,二方面是教学上的差异…” „Un, school spirit actually as we all know, Seventh High continuously this, worst best here, first roughly said that their teaching methods have anything to be different from our school.” “嗯,校风其实大家都知道,七中一直就这样,最差的最好的都在这里,先大致说说他们的教学方法跟我们学校有什么不同吧。” „Good, although one day, is not detailed, but indeed also some said...” “好,虽然才一天,不怎么详细,但的确也有的说…” ...... …… In some office after evening self-study, Lin Xiaoxian takes the team leader of sophomore year grade group, with leading teacher „report” the exchange experience of first day, on the issue that about dormitory wall surface safety danger morning Lin Xiaoxian proposed, held discussions. 晚自习后的某办公室里,林小贤作为高二年级组的组长,跟带队老师“汇报”着第一天的交换体验感受,同时也就早上林小贤提出的关于宿舍楼墙面安全隐患的问题,进行了讨论。 „Matter that... that wall surface falls off, I said to the Seventh High school authorities, how originally has not felt, beyond the result that side the producer of wall surface called saying that on own initiative this matter, the done school leader was not serious seriously also..., therefore they have made under the road of security seal south wall now, that side the producer will lead the specialist to examine tomorrow, is also contacting then construction actively, possibly took about a week.” “…那个墙面脱落的事情,我跟七中校方说了,本来还没觉得如何,结果外墙面的生产商那边主动打电话过来说这个事情了,搞的校领导不严肃也得严肃…所以现在他们已经让保安把南墙下的路封了,生产商那边明天就带专人来检测,同时也在积极联络当时的施工单位,可能要一周左右。” „That is good.” “那就好。” Lin Xiaoxian responded simply, has not said anything. 林小贤简单回应一下,没多说什么。 Actually only depends on needs one week to contact this point, Lin Xiaoxian can this contractor most likely not be the regular unit, rather than the regular unit wants to receive the project of Seventh High school authorities, that was the partner in exchange of improper favors has not run without doubt. 其实仅凭需要一周时间来联络这一点,林小贤就可以这个施工方十有八九不是正规单位,而非正规单位想要接到七中校方的工程,那无疑是关系户没跑了。 „Teacher, I first went back.” “那老师,我先回去了。” „Un... wait a minute.” “嗯…哦等一下。” „Matter?” “还有事儿吗？” „Has a minor matter, is Seventh High was mainly asking, is very in any case odd, unexpectedly suspected our students...” “有个小事,主要是七中这边在问,反正挺离谱的,居然怀疑到我们学生上来了…” During the leading teacher expressions a little disdained, laughed at one: 带队老师言辞间有点儿不屑,嗤笑了一声: „... They make me ask, among student who our time comes, there are to carry the transportation vehicle.” “…他们让我问问,咱们这次来的学生当中,有没有自己携带交通工具的。” „Transportation vehicle?” Lin Xiaoxian stares. “交通工具？”林小贤一愣。 „Right, the electric car, motorcycle anything, actually is mainly a motorcycle, yesterday in many schools the staff claimed that meets motorcycle that stopped randomly leaves about, but caught a while to be ridden each time, mysteriously appearing and disappearing...” “对,电动车啊,摩托车什么的,其实主要就是摩托车,昨天有很多校内工作人员都声称遇到了一辆乱停乱放的摩托车,但每次逮到一会儿又被骑走了,神出鬼没的…” „Their this did not talk nonsense, how several of us student may the competent this matter...” “他们这不胡扯嘛,我们几个学生怎么可能干这事儿…” „Right! I also said like this!” The leading teacher selects to praise, „which student association rides the motorcycle to stroll in the school randomly? «Wayne» looked? Hahaha...” “对嘛！我也就是这样说的！”带队老师点赞,“哪个学生会骑摩托车在学校里乱逛？《韦恩》看多了吧？哈哈哈…” The leading teacher thinks smiles humorously, Lin Xiaoxian hesitant, raises hand slowly: 带队老师自以为幽默地笑起来,林小贤犹豫了一下,缓缓举手: „That... the teacher, what is Wayne?” “那个…老师,韦恩是啥？” The leading teacher smile received receiving: 带队老师笑容收了收: „Is a show, called «Wayne», don't you... you know?” “就是一个美剧啊,叫《韦恩》的,你…你不知道？” „Batman?” “蝙蝠侠？” „It is not, is an average person, male calling Wayne, Dell...” “不是,是个普通人,男主叫韦恩,还有个黛尔…” „Is Dell... sells the computer?” “戴尔是…卖电脑的？” „It is not! Is the female lord!..., It‘s nothing, you walk...” “不是！是女主！就…唉,没什么,你走吧…” The leading teacher beckons with the hand, the feeling is very uncomfortable. 带队老师摆摆手,感觉很难受。 When a person played the stem self-confidently, because actually opposite party get does not arrive at own to smile is forced to give the extra explanation the time, the mood is really both awkward and aggrieved. 当一个人自信满满地玩了梗,却因为对方get不到自己的笑点而被迫做出额外解释的时候,心情真的是既尴尬又憋屈。 ---- ---- Went out of the office, Lin Xiaoxian goes to the Seventh High back door to buy the midnight snack. 走出办公室,林小贤去了七中后门买夜宵。 So long as is the ideological non- landslide, the means are always more than idea. 只要是思想不滑坡,办法总比点子多。 In enclosed management school, outside back door stockade „night market” instead becomes one school, the content and quality want splendid many compared with other schools. 在封闭式管理的学校,后门栅栏外的“夜市”反而自成一派,内容和品质都比其他学校要精彩的多。 „Duck neck two, chicken feet selects, does not want that rottenly! That sheet iron bakes, cabbage eggplant dried bean curd bean sprouts fragrant-flowered garlic each two skewers, the label took, fries, in the same place installs in the box...” “鸭脖两根,鸡爪子来点儿,诶诶不要那个烂的！还有那个铁板烧烤,白菜茄子豆皮豆芽韭菜每种两串,签子都取了,炒在一起装盒里…” Lin Xiaoxian selected several types, was considering that must go to the sales store to buy several boxes of mysterious banana milk again, the cell phone in pocket vibrates suddenly. 林小贤点了几样,正在考虑要不要再去小卖部买几盒神奇的香蕉牛奶,兜里的手机忽然震动。 He looked at all around, confirmed after the female student who during the daytime that wants QQ has not bought the midnight snack here, puts out the cell phone cautiously, saw the electricity showed on picture cannot bear raise the warm happy expression, pressed down the answering key. 他看了看四周,确认白天那个要自己qq的女生并没有也在这里买夜宵之后,才小心翼翼地拿出手机,一看到来电显示上的照片就忍不住扬起暖暖的笑意,按下了接听键。 „Crooked askew?” “歪歪歪？” „How sister-in-law/little aunt?” “怎么了小姨？” „Lin Xiaoxian, I call you personally, aren't you unexpectedly excited?” “林小贤,我亲自给你打电话,你居然一点儿都不激动？” The short separation wins newly-married, this proverb may really not say plays. 小别胜新婚,这老话可真不是说着玩的。 Lin Xiaoxian is away from the microphone to imagine that Mu Zhangqing purses the lips the charmingly angry appearance of complaint, imagines that her acting like a spoiled brat time pastes such as the spring water same is rippling warm charm. 林小贤隔着话筒都能想象到到沐长卿撅嘴抱怨的娇嗔模样,想象到她撒娇时候贴过来的那如春水一样荡漾着的温媚。 „Excited anything, you also had to hit before.” “激动什么,你以前又不是没打过。” „Different!” “不一样！” „What does this have to vary... feeds?” “这有什么不一…喂？” The Mu Zhangqing words saying that half burn out, then in the receiver transmitted the switch gate sound, enough after 78 seconds, Lin Xiaoxian hears her sound, wanted to be smaller than a moment ago: 沐长卿话说一半就熄火,然后听筒里传来了开关门的响动,足足七八秒之后,林小贤才重新听到她的声音,比刚才要小一些: „Before difference is different..., is the sister-in-law/little aunt hits to the nephew, this time is... is...” “不一样就是不一样…以前是小姨打给外甥,这次是…是…” „What is?” “是什么？” „Is... the sister-in-law/little aunt hits to not the filial nephew...” “是…小姨打给不孝顺的外甥…” Her sound obvious and small several points, bashful, just like the night pillow said is like intimate conversation of boyfriend: 她的声音明显又小了几分,羞羞答答,宛如夜晚枕边说给情郎的悄悄话一样: „Xiaoxian, Zhangqing thought you, during the daytime also thinks, had a dream also thinks... I felt strange, two days, why will think you obviously...” “小贤,长卿想你了,白天也想,做梦也想…我感觉好奇怪啊,明明才两天而已,为什么会这么想你呢…” Lin Xiaoxian smiles: 林小贤莞尔: „Oneself did not say, because I was unfilial.” “自己不都说了吗,因为我不孝啊。” „Snort... feels pride when one should feel shame...” “哼…不以为耻反以为荣…” Mu Zhangqing, then asked afraid to say a word key point that this telephoned: 沐长卿顿了顿,然后吞吞吐吐地问出了这通电话的重点: „When can you... come back to be filial I?” “那你到底什么时候…才能回来孝顺我啊？” „Told you, one month.” “都跟你说了,一个月。” Lin Xiaoxian pulls the hair, is disappointed about superficial of sister-in-law/little aunt: 林小贤抓了抓头发,对小姨的肤浅感到失望: „Mu Zhangqing, you said the half of the day thinks me, originally is only the greedy my body?” “沐长卿,你说了半天想我,原来就只是馋我身子？” „Do not talk nonsense, who was greedy...” “别胡说,谁馋了…” Mu Zhangqing does not acknowledge mistakes, whispers: 沐长卿不认账,嘀嘀咕咕: „... Your body I have not tasted strictly speaking...” “严格说来…你的身子我还没尝到呢…” „Is you do not give obviously!” “明明是你不给好吧！” This goods put the blame on victim unexpectedly, Lin Xiaoxian aerobic and funny, before her types shirked obviously do not let, is rubs each time clamps a clip, does not have the bucket of local area to push the essential matter to the rabbit sisters very much, the pitiful two rabbit rabbits are delicate, actually must lift up that heavy burden/shoulder pole for the master. 这货居然倒打一耙,林小贤又好气又好笑,之前明明她各种推脱不让,每次都是蹭一蹭夹一夹,很没有担当地把关键的事情推给兔子姐妹,可怜两只兔兔柔柔弱弱,却要为了主人扛起那条沉重的担子。 Tried every means to persuade approximately to the summer vacation, finally now are greedy, instead came shamelessly the strange nephew not to give her. 好说歹说约到了暑假,结果如今自己馋了,就反来厚颜无耻地怪外甥不给她。 Distorts the facts simply! Lin Xiaoxian really wishes one could to go home to spank her now. 简直是颠倒黑白！林小贤真恨不得现在就回家打她屁股。 „In any case in any case how... I did not know, over the two days you were not at home, especially thought you, compared with usually if also wants to sleep... you not to hug me with you by me, did not do these not filial matter... I is very well comfortable... to me uncomfortable...” “反正…反正我也不知道怎么了,这两天你不在家,就特别想你,比平时还要想和你一起睡觉…你不挨着我不抱着我,不对我做那些不孝顺的事…我就好不舒服…好难受…” „......” “……” Lin Xiaoxian hear of expressions are stiff, how to feel like the small female cat to be in heat... 林小贤听的表情僵硬,怎么感觉像是小母猫发情似的… „Come, handsome guy takes well.” “来,帅哥拿好啊。” „Good thanks.” “好谢谢。” The midnight snack bought, Lin Xiaoxian received the bags to walk toward the dormitory from the parapet, Mu Zhangqing continued to complain in that: 夜宵买好了,林小贤从栏杆接过大包小包往宿舍走,沐长卿在那头继续诉苦: „..., Xiaoshu is then occupying your bed every day, has not been willing to divide me, said that what... isn't convenient? She has rested with me together, is not why convenient to your bed on!” “…然后呢,小书每天又都占着你的床,还不肯分我,说什么…不方便？她跟我一直一起睡的,凭什么到了你床上就不方便嘛！” The sister-in-law/little aunt calumniates somebody to superiors to the nephew, considers niece's shape, Lin Xiaoxian criticizes her to be innocent, the adult has not known that is letting a junior high pupil. 小姨给外甥打小报告,告外甥女的状,林小贤就批评她不懂事,成年人还不知道让着一个初中生。 „Junior high pupil how, the present junior high pupil may be mature!” “初中生怎么了,现在的初中生可成熟了！” Mu Zhangqing one anxious, nearly must the matter of Lin Xiaoshu masturbation said inadvertently, the phone signal all of a sudden is cut off. 沐长卿一急之下,差点儿要把林小书自渎的事情说漏嘴的时候,手机信号一下子断掉了。 Without the means that Lin Xiaoxian just entered the dormitory, the signal in stair hall is this, let alone passed by, is returns to the bedroom also slow a while to be able slowly to restore. 没办法,林小贤刚好进了宿舍楼,楼梯间里的信号就是这样,别说路过了,就是回到寝室也得缓一会儿才能慢慢恢复。 Lin Xiaoxian took the cell phone in in the air to draw 8 characters to attempt to struggle, still did not have the signal, can only receive the cell phone to continue to go upstairs, then in 201 bedroom entrances heard broadcast the Xia Luoqiu sound. 林小贤拿着手机在空中画了一个八字尝试挣扎,依然没有信号,只能收起手机继续上楼,然后在201寝室门口的时候听到里面传来了夏落秋的声音。