Lin Xiaoxian naturally cannot really think that this is 【Female teacher night assault male student bedroom】 Script. 林小贤自然不会真的认为这是【女教师夜袭男生寝室】的剧本。 But actually suspected that seriously this is 【Female teacher night assault Lin Xiaoxian attempted】 Script. 但却严重怀疑这是【女教师夜袭林小贤未遂】的剧本。 After all this person of brain is not easy-to-use, can put in order anything is not exactly strange. 毕竟这人脑子不好使,能整出什么活都不奇怪。 He is raising the midnight snack, without passing through the gate, pasted the ear to listen, to hear Xia Luoqiu very serious calling somebody to account in out of the door. 他提着夜宵,没有进门,在门外贴着耳朵听,听到了夏落秋很严肃的叱问。 „Yesterday evening was seen by me, tonight do you also try to harbor him?” “昨晚上就被我看见了,今晚你们还试图包庇他吗？” „Teacher Xia, Brother Xian is really not that person...” “夏老师,贤哥真不是那种人…” „Isn't? Good, I asked again, getting down the evening self-study was so long, why hasn't he come back?” “不是？好,那我再问一遍,下了晚自习这么久,他为什么还没回来？” „Brother Xian he... jogged...” “贤哥他…跑步去了…” Some people replied, the Lin Xiaoxian hear was Zhang Deshun, in the heart the secretly thought good brothers. 有人回答,林小贤听出是张德顺,心中暗道了一声好兄弟。 „Right, jogs!” “对对,跑步！” Two senior year also receives the Lin Xiaoxian's advantage, can echo also echoes, however has not actually thought that Xia Luoqiu on fifth, sneers: 两个高三的也受过林小贤的好处,能附和也就附和一下,然而却没想到夏落秋在第五层,一声冷笑: „Jogs laughably...! I discovered that he not in bedroom, went to the drill ground to look for him, absolutely does not have!” “跑步…可笑！我发现他不在寝室的时候,就已经去操场找过他了,根本就没有！” ??? ？？？ Lin Xiaoxian one hear of faces were green, how this fool follows crazily with pervert female same... 林小贤一听脸都绿了,这二货怎么跟个变态尾行痴女一样… „Teacher Xia, they spoke irresponsibly, actually Brother Xian was... is buys the midnight snack! Right! Midnight snack!” “夏老师,他们乱说的,其实贤哥是…是去买夜宵了！对！夜宵！” „Right, we made him buy the midnight snack.” “对对对,我们让他买夜宵去了。” Li Daoyu says, traded one to get free of the reason, therefore four people arranged for everybody to give the same story immediately, but Xia Luoqiu did not eat this set: 李道玉接过话,换了一个开脱理由,于是四个人马上重新统一口径,但夏落秋并不吃这套: „He is buys the midnight snack or jogs does not matter, in brief I go to 203 now, if discovered that Lin Xiaoxian in the female student bedroom, is waiting for notification leadership processing, last night was caught to have been by me, today the second time is!” “他到底是买夜宵还是跑步都无所谓,总之我现在就去203,如果发现林小贤在女生寝室,就等着通报领导处理吧,昨晚就被我逮到过,今天已经是第二次了！” A stone aroused thousand overlapping waves, the Xia Luoqiu high-heeled shoes dá dá only made a sound two, shouting and wrangling actually made one group randomly: 一石激起千层浪,夏落秋的高跟鞋哒哒只响了两声,身后的大呼小叫却乱作了一团: „! Teacher Xia! He really buys the midnight snack!” “别别！夏老师！他真买夜宵！” „Yes, Teacher Xia do not disturb the female student to rest.” “是啊,夏老师你别打扰女生休息了。” „Moreover Teacher Xia you were too exaggerating, everyone is a student, even if Brother Xian attended to anything's girlfriend meeting with his secretly, that still chatted, why you notified anything...” “而且夏老师你太夸张了,大家都是学生,即使贤哥跟他那个顾什么的女朋友偷偷见个面,那也就是聊聊天,你何必通报啥的…” „......” “……” „......” “……” ...... …… Finally these words do not know that was who said that was saying in brief was saying sound getting smaller, in the bedroom gradually fell into silent, several roommates from the heart felt afraid. 最后这一句话不知道是谁说的,总之说着说着声音就越来越小,寝室里逐渐陷入沉默,几个室友都发自内心地感觉一阵心虚。 Chatted? 聊聊天？ Chatting to chat one in the evening? 聊什么天能聊一晚上？ However said, this Brother Xian indeed is a little excessive, has not selected the appearance of high-school student completely, in the evening goes into the bedroom of girlfriend swaggering the lover's rendezvous, did not fear that other female students did protest? 不过说起来,这贤哥的确是有点儿过分啊,完全没点儿高中生的样子,晚上大摇大摆地跑到女朋友的寝室里幽会,也不怕其他女生抗议？ But other female students are also, but also had not really protested! 而其他女生也是,还真就没抗议！ This many moistened to be odd. 这多少就沾点儿离谱了。 Several roommates do not know that is they are not right, is Second High sophomore year Class 7 headed by Lin Xiaoxian is not right, in any case since their mother's womb solo, does not know that also asked embarrassed. 几个室友也不知道是他们不对劲,还是以林小贤为首的二中高二七班不对劲,反正他们母胎solo至今,不知道也不好意思问。 But Xia Luoqiu, stopped in the entrance, fell into, on the other hand confusing. 而夏落秋呢,也在门口停了下来,陷入了另一方面的迷惑。 Attends to? Girlfriends? 顾？女朋友？ Isn't the Lin Xiaoxian's girlfriend Su Yuan? How... 林小贤的女朋友不是苏元吗？怎么又… Xia Luoqiu bites the lip, this Lin Xiaoxian, does the mouth have the truth! 夏落秋一咬唇,这个林小贤,嘴里到底有没有实话！ In brief no matter first these at sixes and sevens, turned a blind eye in any case yesterday is to make an exception had made an exception, today must this avid follower who disrupts the campus discipline grasps present. 总之先不管这些乱七八糟的,反正昨天睁一只眼闭一只眼就已经是破例中的破例了,今天必须把这个扰乱校园纪律的狂徒抓个现行。 Although... 虽然… Although did not say that really notifies to handle him... that also ruthlessly the education through criticism to be at least good! 虽然不说真的通报处置他吧…那至少也得狠狠地批评教育才行！ Otherwise oneself this life teacher is not eating for free? 不然自己这个生活老师不就是个吃白饭的了吗？ The youngster flower young girl puppy love of this age can understand, but like Lin Xiaoxian, rushes to the female bedroom in the school on and rushes to the back garden equally rampant person, Xia Luoqiu hears something never heard of before, has not encountered in the situation of precedent, does not know that should be shocked. 这个年纪的少年花少女早恋可以理解,但像林小贤这样,在学校闯女寝就跟闯自家后花园一样嚣张的人,夏落秋闻所未闻,以至于没有遇到过先例的情况下,都不知道该不该对此表示震惊了。 „Your several, prepare for writing review, I go to 203 Lin Xiaoxian to catch in front of you now!” “你们几个,做好写检讨的准备吧,我现在就去203把林小贤抓到你们面前！” „Teacher Xia... oh...” Several roommates curl the lip to sigh, they made contribution in any case. “夏老师…唉…”几个室友撇嘴叹气,反正他们是尽力了。 Therefore Xia Luoqiu opens the door, finally saw Lin Xiaoxian that is taking the thing stands before oneself, blinks, immediately was shocked. 于是夏落秋打开门,结果就看到了提着东西的林小贤站在自己面前,眨眨眼,顿时愣住了。 „Forest... forest...” “林…林…” „Teacher Xia please let, the midnight snack that I buy, first puts.” “夏老师请让一让,我买的夜宵,先放一下。” The gate is not wide, Xia Luoqiu being sideways is standing, soft Tuantuan / Dumpling high being in the way of somewhat chest, Lin Xiaoxian sees Xia Luoqiu not to move dull, „”, cast aside her two lumps of being in the way one's favorite to, then pushed the bedroom. 门并不宽,夏落秋侧身站着,心口的软团团翘翘的有些挡路,林小贤见夏落秋呆呆地不动弹,“啧”了一声,把她那两坨碍事的心头肉撇到一边去,然后挤了寝室。 „?...!!!” “？…！！！” Petty action conveniently only then a Lin Xiaoxian and Lin Xiaoxian liangs person detected, when responded Xia Luoqiu that patted slowly recovers, Lin Xiaoxian had placed on the midnight snack the table, is receiving lining the street to welcome of four roommates: 随手的小动作只有林小贤个人察觉,而当反应慢了一拍的夏落秋回过神来的时候,林小贤已经把夜宵放在了桌上,正在受到四个室友的夹道欢迎: „Duck neck? Roasts skewer? Worthily is Brother Xian!” “鸭脖？还有烤串儿？不愧是贤哥！” „shit! I am just about the instant noodles!” “卧槽！我正要泡面呢！” „I have soaked , did not feel instantaneously fragrant...” “我已经泡了,靠,瞬间感觉不香了都…” „Chopsticks chopsticks! That anyone, Li Daoyu gives me to select your Cola...” “筷子筷子！那个谁,李道玉把你可乐给我倒点儿…” ...... …… Lin Xiaoxian divides the chopsticks in side with a smile, moves the chair, some people and others enjoyed the benefits at the same time, was rejoicing that at heart the blind cat bumps into the dead mouse, never expected that Brother Xian also really bought the midnight snack. 林小贤在旁边笑着分筷子,搬椅子,一干人等享用福利的同时,都在心里庆幸瞎猫碰上死耗子,没想到贤哥还真是买夜宵去了。 Especially Li Daoyu, is gnawing chicken feet time has not forgotten to shout toward entrance Xia Luoqiu proudly: 尤其是李道玉,啃着鸡爪子的时候还不忘了扬眉吐气地朝门口的夏落秋喊了喊: „Teacher Xia you looked, I said Brother Xian bought the midnight snack to go!” “夏老师你看,我就说贤哥买夜宵去了啊！” „Un un, Teacher Xia really you misunderstood, or eats together?” “嗯嗯,夏老师真你误会了,要不一起吃点儿？” „Considers as finished, Teacher Xia must go to 203 to make an arrest...” “算了算了,夏老师还要去203抓人呢…” „That Teacher Xia you first go.” “哦那夏老师你先去吧。” Some Lin Xiaoxian in the field, several roommates as if spoke was also bolder, immediately laughing smiling. 有林小贤驻场,几个室友似乎说话也大胆了些,顿时一阵嘻嘻哈哈的笑。 Although they are well-meant, actually does not know that such laughter seriously is treating this matter's Xia Luoqiu hear really somewhat gratingly, she who since the practice teacher was always welcome by the student, this time self-respect also more or less felt impact that the dropping variance brings. 虽然他们本身是没有恶意的,却并不知道这样的笑声在认真对待此事的夏落秋听来是真的有些刺耳,当实习老师以来从来都是受学生欢迎的她,这时候的自尊心也或多或少地感到了落差带来的冲击。 Therefore the Xia Luoqiu excellent nose pulled out pulling out quietly, felt all of a sudden put in great inconvenience. 于是夏落秋秀挺的鼻子悄悄抽了抽,一下子就感觉委屈极了。 On dining table ominous also good, was threatened also well, loses face repeatedly well also... the short two days of time, broken matters of these each article, which with Lin Xiaoxian irrelevant? 饭桌上被凶也好,被威胁也好,频频出丑也好…短短两天时间,这一桩桩一件件的破事,哪个跟林小贤无关？ She is an intern, is only the second-year university student school girl, why the God makes her run into this rare crafty hooligan! 她就是个实习生而已,只是个大二的女学生而已,老天爷凭什么就让她遇到这种百年难遇的滚刀肉嘛！ „Teacher Xia.” “夏老师。” However when several people are laughing, the crafty hooligan suddenly walked toward Xia Luoqiu, the tone of opening the mouth was rarely more serious: 然而就在几个人嘻嘻哈哈的时候,滚刀肉忽然朝着夏落秋走了过去,开口的语气难得严肃了一些: „Sorry, just I heard outside, making you be worried, later has the matter to turn over to me to ask for leave from you late ahead of time, Teacher Xia sorry...” “对不起,刚刚我在外面都听到了,让你担心了,以后有事晚归我会提前向你请假的,夏老师对不起…” Lin Xiaoxian said sincerely two sorry, even bows slightly, the looked several roommates are startled, then looked after mutually, puts down the chopsticks to lower the head to stand still silently. 林小贤诚恳地说了两个对不起,甚至微微鞠了一躬,看的几个室友一怔,然后互相看了看之后,也放下筷子默默垂头静立着。 „Teacher Xia?” “夏老师？” „I... knew, you know wrong good...” “哦我…知道了,你知错就好…” Muddled that Xia Luoqiu departed from the norm the behavior that does by Lin Xiaoxian this, for a while does not know how should respond, after going out several, somewhat cannot think through, felt been chaotic by the mood that Lin Xiaoxian's „turning hostile” did, therefore stamped the feet, suddenly turned around, called outside Lin Xiaoxian the bedroom, closed the door, stares is staring at him: 夏落秋被林小贤这一反常态的行为搞的糊里糊涂,一时也不知道该怎么回应,出门走了几步之后有些想不通,感觉被林小贤的“变脸”搞的心情乱乱的,于是一跺脚,忽然转身回去,把林小贤叫出了寝室外,啪地关上门,直勾勾地盯着他: „Schoolmate Lin Xiaoxian, your what meaning?” “林小贤同学,你到底什么意思？” „???” Schoolmate Lin Xiaoxian lets go to stare, makes the innocent shape. “？？？”林小贤同学摊手瞪眼,做无辜状。 „You various types made fun of me to bully me before, now also suddenly... I to suspect that with I apologize you have the secretive goal!” “你之前各种捉弄我欺负我,现在又突然跟我道歉…我怀疑你有不可告人的目的！” „I said that the eldest sister you study the psychology, studied being killed paranoea?” “我说大姐你是不是学心理学,学出了被害妄想症啊？” Lin Xiaoxian holds the volume: 林小贤扶额: „Moreover your speech expresses, it old strange, your such Sir...” “而且你这个说话措辞吧,它就老奇奇怪怪的,你这么大人了…” „What Sir Sir... I... my where big...” “什么大人大人的…我…我哪里大了…” „Stubborn mouth! Your where isn't big?” “犟嘴！你哪里不大？” Lin Xiaoxian reprimanded in a soft voice, cast a sidelong glance while convenient, support remembers that last night saw rose fully the black bottom, remembers blue vaguely above blue point small affection shape, was very lovable. 林小贤轻声斥道,顺便瞟了一眼,想起了昨晚看到的那副被撑的满满涨涨黑底蓝点,依稀记得上面的蓝点还是小爱心的形状,很可爱。 „... I am also older again greatly than you are 2-3 years old, I am also a student, originally has not seen what society world, the adult this words do not put up me to be good with the Sir... with moral kidnapping...” “…我再大也就比你大个2-3岁而已,我也是个学生,本来就没见过什么社会世面,你不要用大人啊成年人啊这种话来架着我行不行…跟道德绑架似的…” Xia Luoqiu knits the brows gently, the finger back is pinching behind carelessly, some hidden bitterness stare at tip of the toe that are gathering, coordinates that kind of OL attire, the female secretary who suffers the boss to criticize is resembling likely. 夏落秋轻轻皱眉,手指头背在身后胡乱地捏,有些幽怨地盯着自己并拢的脚尖儿,配合那一身类ol的装束,像个正挨老板批评的女秘书似的。 „Ok, does not pull these, Xia Luoqiu, I thought to be honest you misunderstood me, to my some mechanical prejudices. Yes, I am so-called ‚mistreatment’ you, ‚making fun of’ you, but that either is our two people gratitude and grudges in private, either is the suggestion of being well-founded, either is the immaterial triviality, this does not represent me to with you do against intentionally...” “行,不扯这些,夏落秋,说老实话我觉得你误会我了,对我有一些刻板偏见。是,我是所谓地‘欺负’过你,‘捉弄’过你,但那要么是我们两人私下的恩怨,要么是有理有据的建议,要么是无关紧要的琐碎,这不代表我故意要跟你对着干…” „... For example the tonight's matter, I felt you do is very right, has the student to turn over to indeed to investigate thoroughly late, this is responsible for the safety of student. Even including last night you to my blockade, including that laughable 38th Parallel...” “…比如今晚的事情,我觉得你做的很对,有学生晚归的确就应该查清楚,这是为学生的安全负责。甚至包括昨晚你对我的阻击,包括那个可笑的三八线…” „That 38th Parallel...” “那个三八线…” „I spoke do not interrupt!” “我说话的时候别插嘴！” „I... I made a mistake...” “我…我错了…” Xia Luoqiu was enhanced a little volume suddenly startled shakes, quiet hidden bitterness resentfully burying lowered. 夏落秋被忽然提高了一点儿的音量惊的一抖,幽幽怨怨地把头埋的更低了一些。 „West... except for these, you east ran over the two days runs handles the water card food card to us, to the teachers of each exchange class explained on own initiative we in the Second High curriculum progress, as well as find time to help all sorts of behaviors of junior middle school section life teacher, manifested you as the teacher, even if the one responsibility and acting of practice teacher...” “…除了这些,你这两天东跑西跑给我们办理水卡饭卡,主动给各个交换班级的老师说明我们在二中的课程进度,以及抽空去帮初中部生活老师的种种行为,都体现了你作为老师,哪怕是实习老师的一种责任和担当…” „..., therefore Teacher Xia, I am approves in this aspect your, I apologized to you, was because I understood major issue of principle, does not hope that made me affect on your attitude their others, thus to you such responsible behavior generation childish, but wrong cognition. Again spoken lines a little, does not hope that they were led by me leaning, after letting you, is not good to manage them, got it?” “…所以夏老师,在这一方面我是认同你的,我之所以向你道歉,也是因为我懂得大是大非,不希望让我个人对你的态度影响到他们其他人,从而对你这样负责任的行为产生幼稚而错误的认知。再说白一点儿,就是不希望他们被我带偏了,让你以后不好管理他们,明白了吗？” The Teacher Xia innocent big eye is taking a look at him upwardly, nods cleverly: 夏老师无辜的大眼睛向上瞅着他,乖巧地点头: „Understood...” “明白了…” Originally he own two days laborious watched. 原来他把自己这两天的辛苦还是看在眼里了的。 The teacher can receive the approval of student is most can encouraging, heard Lin Xiaoxian such crafty hooligan student to say particularly oneself have to take on anything, Xia Luoqiu not only at heart sweeps away drearily, but also is flowing a warm feeling with joy. 老师能受到学生的认可是最能鼓舞人心的了,尤其是听到林小贤这样的滚刀肉学生说自己有担当什么的,夏落秋不仅心里的阴郁一扫而空,还喜滋滋地流淌着一股暖暖的感觉。 „Schoolmate Lin Xiaoxian, you listens to the words of teacher tonight, don't the rest, go to 203 well again covertly good? Although the teacher understands the sentiment between your young lovers, but you after all are the students, is on behalf of the Second High outstanding student, the old such words, affect many not good Eh...” “那林小贤同学,今晚你就听老师的话,好好休息,别再偷偷摸摸去203了好不好？虽然老师理解你们小情侣间的感情,但你们毕竟是学生,还是代表二中的优秀学生,老这样的话,影响多不好啊…” Lin Xiaoxian ponders over the moment, looking at a time was about to turn off the lights, therefore heavy sighed: 林小贤思忖片刻,看了眼时间快熄灯了,于是沉沉地叹了口气: „Good...” “好吧…” „Un!” “嗯！” ----- ----- Lin Xiaoxian complied, then made a connection with the telephone with Mu Zhangqing, hid in the stair hall to say after some children not suitable talks between lovers, the dormitory also extinguished lamp roughly a half hour of appearance. 林小贤答应了,然后和沐长卿重新打通了电话,躲到楼梯间说了些少儿不宜的情话之后,宿舍楼也熄完灯约莫半小时的样子了。 Therefore Lin Xiaoxian comes out from the stair hall, after looking at the bedroom gate that eye 201 and 202 shut tightly, sent one to Study Committee Member 【Opens the door, has unprincipled person】 After the information, crossed the 38th Parallel. 于是林小贤从楼梯间出来,看了眼201和202紧闭的寝室门之后,给学习委员发了一条【开门,有坏人】的信息之后,越过了三八线。 However, the flash in more in the past falling to the ground, a Xia Luoqiu face hates the wicked as if they were personal enemies, those who are holding pair of lower reaches was child opens the door to appear: 然而,就在越过去落地的一瞬间,夏落秋一脸嫉恶如仇,抱着一对下流的乃子开门出现了: „Schoolmate Lin Xiaoxian, you deceives me!” “林小贤同学,你骗我！” „I said your...” “我说你个…” Lin Xiaoxian wants to explode thickly, compare with may Study Committee Member of person, his little while did not have least bit to coax this fool patiently, sucking to be flabbergasted is very impatient, changed just now the sincere attitude, got angry lives to the guts from the heart wickedly, puts out that to threaten the evil spirit face of Xia Luoqiu in the restroom entrance, hugged her waist, lifted the hand in a palm of the hand that the buttocks first prize of that plump made an effort extremely. 林小贤想爆粗了,跟可人的学习委员一比,他这会儿没有半点儿耐心去哄这二货了,咂咂舌很是不耐烦,一改方才语重心长的态度,怒从心头起恶向胆边生,拿出那副在厕所门口威胁夏落秋的凶煞面孔,把她腰肢一把搂过来,抬手就在那圆滚滚的臀儿上赏了极用力的一巴掌。 pā - 啪— The sound of this palm, with celebrating the new year that type throws on the loud falling artillery is similar, patted Xia Luoqiu directly stupidly. 这一掌的动静,跟过年那种一扔就响的摔炮差不多,把夏落秋直接拍傻了。 „Ghost who the mouth of man deceived people, I deceive you, did you have the opinion?” “男人的嘴骗人的鬼,我就是骗你,你有意见？” Xia Luoqiu is covering the buttocks, shrinks trembles in his arms, does not dare to have the opinion. 夏落秋捂着屁股,缩在他怀里瑟瑟发抖,不敢有意见。 „Very good, if you again at this matter boisterous...” “很好,你要是再在这件事上聒噪…” Lin Xiaoxian raises, reveals her black bottom the blue small affection, lifts the hand: 林小贤一掀,露出她黑底的蓝色小爱心,抬起手来: „Understands?” “懂？” „......” “……” „Understands blinks.” “懂就眨眼。” Xia Luoqiu blinked. 夏落秋眨眼了。 Lin Xiaoxian then lets loose her, looked that her is also stupid air/Qi and pitiful type, is somewhat tenderhearted, therefore put in order the clothes for her, made an effort to pinch on her nose, hurt her eye tears, then while she wiped the eye the time knocks on a door, sneaked in 203. 林小贤这才放开她,看她那又笨又气又可怜的样儿吧,又有些心软,于是替她整了整衣服,在她鼻子上用力捏了一把,把她眼泪水疼出来,然后趁她擦眼睛的时候敲门,钻进了203。 „You are all right, just outside is what exploded?” “你没事吧,刚刚外面是什么炸了？” „It‘s nothing, one balloon, is very big.” “没什么,就一气球,挺大的。” „Air/Qi... Hey??” “气…诶？？” Gu Xiaoyan and Su Yuan with static falling asleep that discussing seems, opens the door Study Committee Member that aids to wear the white broken flowers taking a nap skirt, the pupil of water worried that has doubts is looking at Lin Xiaoxian. 顾小颜和苏元跟商量好似的静静睡着,开门接应的学习委员穿着白色碎花小睡裙,水水的眸子担忧而疑惑地望着林小贤。 However also not the balloon that waits for her to think through where comes, saw this unprincipled person with loach removed the body unnecessary human body with great speed, got into oneself fragrant bed, reveals two glarings eyes to make the shape of the mouth toward oneself: 然而还没等她想通到底哪来的气球呢,就看到这个坏人跟个泥鳅似的火速除掉了身上多余的臭皮囊,钻进了自己香喷喷的被窝里,露出两个贼溜溜的眼睛朝着自己做口型: „Hurry up Baby Jia... every moment precious Eh...” “快点儿吧佳宝宝…一刻千金啊…” „......” “……” Study Committee Member was speechless, the light frowning willow eyebrows were angry his a while, then looked at clinical Su Yuan, then the look looked at best friend to bed complex again, finally is blushing to stare Lin Xiaoxian one bashfully, small feet kicked the slipper gently, stepped on the ladder to come up step by step... 学习委员无语极了,轻颦柳眉嗔了他一会儿,然后看了一眼临床的苏元,接着眼神复杂地再看了一眼对床的闺蜜,最后才羞红着脸瞪了林小贤一眼,小脚儿轻轻踢掉拖鞋,踩着梯子一步步上去了…