«King of Mask Singer» stage. 《蒙面歌王》舞台。 The location has not built completely, but tried a last word to be enough. 场地还没有完全搭建好,但试一下音足够了。 Under the stage, many people sit there, has Station Leader, has channel Director, Hu Fei and Segment Group most people, they have interviewed five Masked Singer, below should be the sixth person. They need various performances as well as aspects according to scene considers all the factors, determines rank, the whose lets first round first round, or whom is makes second round replace again, this has not arranged, therefore today appears especially important, they need to understand the characteristics and strength that player, to help making to decide. 舞台下面,很多人都坐在那里,有台领导,有频道总监,还有胡飞和栏目组的大部分人,他们已经面试过五个蒙面歌手了,下面该是第六个人了。他们需要根据现场的表演以及各方面的综合考虑,来判定排位,是让谁第一轮首发,或者是让谁第二轮再替换,这都没定好呢,所以今天就显得格外重要,他们需要了解一下选手的特点和实力,以便于做出定夺。 Hu Fei lowers the head in the book writes. 胡飞低头在本子上写着。 The first player: Suggested the first round, the treble to have the explosive force. 第一个选手:建议首发,高音有爆发力。 The second player: Suggested the first round, the fame was big. 第二个选手:建议首发,名气大。 „Really fierce!” “真厉害啊！” „Yes, these Singer were too strong!” “是啊,这几个歌手都太强了！” „My goose flesh!” “我的鸡皮疙瘩啊！” „This has not had a dress rehearsal, if were really the video recording on the same day, that did shock?” “这还是没彩排过的,如果真是录影当天,那得多震撼啊？” „Our Program was hot!” “咱们节目要火了啊！” „Who next was? Did the people come?” “下一个是谁了？人来了吗？” „Came.” “来了。” „Next is ‚Clown’.” “下一个是‘小丑’。” „Who is Clown?” “小丑是谁？” „Is that oil worker!” “就是那个石油工人啊！” One hear of this saying, the Segment Group people were happy! 一听这话,栏目组的人都乐了！ „Puff!” “噗！” „Is he!” “是他啊！” „How did he give such a name?” “他怎么起了这么个名字？” „I was too curious to him!” “我对他太好奇了啊！” „I, finally can see the honorable person!” “我也是啊,终于能见到真人了！” „Everybody has a look, looked that can recognize him! Which old artillery is industry in?” “大家都看看,看能不能把他认出来！到底是业内哪个老炮儿啊？” These days, that «I Offered the Petroleum song for Motherland» have spread over in their television station, the Segment Group person listened to one to smile to pull out, several Station Leader hears also dumbfounded . 这些日子里,那一首《我为祖国献石油》的歌曲已经在他们电视台内部传遍了,栏目组的人听一遍笑抽一遍,就连几个台领导听完也都哭笑不得。 At this time, several Station Leader spoke. 这时,几个台领导说话了。 An assistant station chief asked: „Is this person who that says the worker?” 一副台长问道:“这就是那个自称工人的主儿？” Hu Fei said with a smile: „Right, is he.” 胡飞笑道:“对,就是他。” Another leader said: „What sang was really good, but that song......” 另一个领导道:“唱的是真好,可那歌……” Dong Shanshan also sits on the stage, said with a smile: „Demo of that day is a trial sound, is he jokes with us, today he definitely well sings.” 董杉杉也坐在台上,微笑道:“那天的demo是个试音,是他跟我们大家开玩笑呢,今天他肯定好好唱了。” The leaders nod, „, very anticipation.” 领导点点头,“嗯,挺期待的。” Suddenly, the vision of all people all of a sudden look to a stage side gate. 突然之间,所有人的目光都一下子看向舞台边的一个侧门。 The gate opens, a white mask appears in everybody at present! 门开,一张白色面具出现在了大家眼前！ The people came! 人来了！ Clown came! 小丑来了！ Do some people even wink, wants to guess by the stature, but actually has achieved nothing, who is this? The stature of populace, met the condition Celebrity to be too many! 有人甚至一眨不眨,想凭借身材猜出来,可是却一无所获,这到底是谁啊？大众的身材,符合条件的明星太多了啊！ Han Qi sees these many leaders , is also a little anxious, „Teacher Clown came.” 韩琦见到这么多领导在,也有点紧张,“小丑老师来了。” But the Clown intense feeling does not have, takes the stage naturally, stands , above looks at the people under stand, has selected gently, also did not speak. 可是小丑却一点紧张感都没有,大大方方地走上舞台,站在上面看看台下的众人,轻轻点了下头,也不说话。 Station Leader and Hu Fei Dong Shanshan is opening eyes to carefully examine him. 台领导和胡飞董杉杉都在睁眼审视他。 Walked too steadily! 走得太稳了！ Station too steadily! 站得太稳了！ Their first feeling is: This is not a new person! 他们的第一感觉就是:这绝不是个新人！ Dong Shanshan is Host, this link is she is also responsible, picks up the microphone to say with a smile: „Teacher, what is hello only your information here not to have, was needless to say the name, can introduce one's own simply?” 董杉杉是主持人,这个环节也是她来负责的,拿起话筒微笑道:“老师你好,唯独你的信息我们这里什么也没有,不用说名字,能不能简单介绍一下自己？” Looks that the one's own old schoolmate seriously and one's own spoke, actually could not recognize him, this feeling was good. 看着自己老同学一本正经地和自己说话,却认不出来他,这个感觉非常好呀。 In the Zhang Ye heart smiles, intentionally is hoarse the throat saying: „I am Clown.” 张烨心中一笑,故意沙哑着嗓子道:“我是小丑。” To Dong Shanshan, he is especially discrete, after all was these many year old schoolmates, too has understood, showed a flaw slightly, possibly made Dong Shanshan recognize one's own, but the performing skill of Zhang Ye to one's own confident, before this male servant time has selected Skill Experience Book of many this related performing skill. 对董杉杉,他尤其要谨慎,毕竟是这么多年的老同学了,相互之间太了解了,稍微露出一点破绽,都可能让董杉杉认出自己,不过张烨对自己的演技还是有信心的,这厮以前的时候可是抽中过不少本有关演技的技能经验书。 Dong Shanshan: „Ended?” 董杉杉:“完了？” Hu Fei said: „Is your age?” 胡飞道:“你年龄是？” The Zhang Ye eye does not wink, „50.” 张烨眼睛都不眨,“50。” Hu Fei under foot in a flash, „occupation or worker?” 胡飞脚下一晃,“职业还是工人啊？” Zhang Ye: „Well, how do you know?” 张烨:“咦,你怎么知道？” Da Fei wipes away sweat, „Teacher, don't tease us the line not?” 大飞擦汗,“老师,您别逗我们了行不？” Zhang Ye: „I really am a worker.” 张烨:“我真是工人。” Segment Group person neat roll one's eyes! 栏目组的人都齐刷刷的翻白眼！ Attire! 装！ You then install to me! 你接着给我装！ A Station Leader forced smile said: „Since others are not willing saying that that.” 一个台领导苦笑道:“既然人家不愿意说,那就算了。” Director looked, said: „Definitely is Big shot, otherwise such will not be careful, the physical age does not dare to disclose.” 一个主任看了看,道:“肯定是个大腕儿,不然不会这么小心谨慎,连实际年龄都不敢透露。” Channel Director nods, „rational.” 频道总监点头,“有理。” Dong Shanshan has a look at him, „does that otherwise start?” 董杉杉看看他,“那要不然就开始吧？” The orchestra has prepared. 乐队已经准备好了。 The Miracle Wheel keyboard hand asked: „Teacher Clown, do you prepare to sing? We adjust a last word.” 奇迹车轮的键盘手问道:“小丑老师,你准备唱什么歌？我们调一下音。” Zhang Ye looks to him, „original.” 张烨看向他,“原创。” „Original?” The musician stares, the nod said: „Also good.” “原创？”那乐手一愣,点头道:“也行。” The drummers said: „You sang, we accompanied extemporaneously.” 鼓手说道:“那你唱,我们即兴伴奏。” Zhang Ye said: „Ok?” 张烨道:“可以吗？” The drummers show a faint smile, „naturally does not have issue, everybody is specialized.” 鼓手微微一笑,“当然没问题,大家都是专业的。” Just two Masked Singer also had reorganized song one's own, or elongated the treble, either slowed down the rhythm, with the first edition completely not, good that very their Miracle Wheel orchestra also same coordinated, but they industry in the resounding orchestra, can this accomplishment also not have? Extemporaneously does not dub in music, what is this? 刚刚有两个蒙面歌手也把歌曲自己改编了,或者拉长了高音,或者是放慢了节奏,跟原版完全不一样,他们奇迹车轮乐队也一样配合的很好,他们可是业内响当当的乐队,这点素养还能没有？不就是即兴配乐么,这算什么？ The guitar players said: „Teacher, come.” 吉他手道:“老师,来吧。” The person under stage also concentrates on! 台下的人也都全神贯注！ Hu Fei raises up the ear. 胡飞竖起耳朵。 Does Dong Shanshan wink. 董杉杉一眨不眨。 Han Qi closely is also staring on the stage, wants to see the flaw. 韩琦也紧紧盯着台上,想看出破绽。 Workers? 工人？ First time you feign ignorance! 第一次您就装蒜！ This time, I thought how you also install! 这次,我看您还怎么装下去！ Sang Love Song? Sang rock and roll? So long as you sang, must show a flaw, like this we had the opportunity to guess correctly you! 唱情歌？还是唱摇滚？只要你唱,就得露出点破绽,这样我们就有机会能猜到你了！ Many people with the Han Qi same idea, want this person of status guessing, cannot their internal people not know that who this person is? 好多人都是跟韩琦一样的想法,都想把这人的身份给猜出来,总不能连他们内部的人都不知道这人是谁吧？ However, when Clown opens throat, they know that their ideas were really too naive! They know that what old artillery they have bumped into! 然而,当小丑一开嗓子的时候,他们就知道,他们的想法实在是太天真了！他们就知道,他们到底碰到了一个什么样的老炮儿！ Zhang Ye holds up the microphone, violent - sentiment loud: 张烨举起话筒,激-情高声: „Powerful Workers!” “咱们工人有力量！” „Powerful Workers!” “咱们工人有力量！” „Every day the daily work is busy!” “每天每日工作忙！” „Built the tall buildings!” “盖成了高楼大厦！” „Repaired the railroad coal mine!” “修起了铁路煤矿！” „Transformation results in the world changes changed!” “改造得世界变呀么变了样！” The Beijing Broadcasting Station leader faints two! 京城台的领导晕过去两个！ Under the stage the Segment Group person has fainted a piece! 台下栏目组的人晕倒了一片！ „Started the machine bang to make a sound!” “发动了机器轰隆隆地响！” „Held up the iron hammer to make a sound dingdong!” “举起了铁锤响叮当！” „Caused the plow to hoe to produce!” “造成了犁锄好生产！” „Caused the arms to deliver the front!” “造成了枪炮送前方！” „Yeah yeah!” “哎嘿哎嘿！” „On our faces red light emi-ssion!” “咱们的脸上发红光！” „Our sweat downward drip!” “咱们的汗水往下淌！” „Why, to seek liberation!” “为什么,为了求解放！” „Why, to seek liberation!” “为什么,为了求解放！” The Miracle Wheel musicians are also ignorant - compels, from beginning to end, they who one writes brazenly have not coordinated the drumbeats on, astonished thinks so Masked Singer on stage, in the heart only thinks that 10,000 damn dash! 奇迹车轮的乐手们也是一脸大写的懵-逼,从头到尾,他们连个鼓点都没配合上,就这么惊愕地看着台上的蒙面歌手,心中只觉有10000头草泥马飞奔而过！ Extemporaneously dubbing in music? 即兴配乐？ I match your younger sister I! 我配你妹啊我！ This his mother anything song! How his mother matches! 这他妈什么歌啊！这他妈怎么配啊！ But, is listening to that Teacher Clown singing sound, they have to from the heart acknowledge his mother who too sang was good! This throat, real fucking awesome! 可是,听着那小丑老师的歌声,他们又不得不发自内心地承认唱的太他妈好了！这嗓子,真牛-逼啊！ Music stops. 音乐停。 Good, Music has not made a sound actually, from beginning to end was Zhang Ye in the sonorous singing, the person of Miracle Wheel this group of orchestras just started also bragging forcefully the half of the day, a result melody has not come. 好吧,其实音乐就没响起来过,从头到尾都是张烨在清唱,奇迹车轮这帮乐队的人刚开始还吹牛-逼了半天,结果一个旋律也没进来。 Zhang Ye performed. 张烨表演完了。 Stage next forced smile. 台下一片苦笑。 Also is the song of worker? 又是工人的歌？ Yesterday was oil worker! 昨天是石油工人！ Today? Railroad worker? Coal miner? 今天呢？铁路工人？煤矿工人？ Big brother Fuck can you such not pursue a goal with determination! 我草大哥你能不能别这么励志啊！ Can you sing well! How you make us guess like this! 你能不能好好唱啊！你这样让我们怎么猜啊！ The Hu Fei clear throat, looked that said to Clown: „This Teacher, you sang very well, was too specialized, your art or technique of singing and strength we approved, but that what, um, can trade a song? Can sing a point and your true occupation related song? Are you specialized Singer? Actor? Or do we come one again?” 胡飞清清嗓子,看向小丑道:“这位老师,你唱得很好,太专业了,您的唱功和实力我们都认可,但那什么,嗯,能不能换一首歌啊？能不能唱一点和你真正职业有关的歌？您是专业歌手？还是演员？要不咱们再来一首可以吗？” Zhang Ye nods, „.” 张烨点头,“可以。” Hu Fei said: „Thanks.” 胡飞道:“谢谢。” A people face anticipated once more that finally can sing properly. 众人再次一脸期待,终于能正经唱了啊。 Is the occupation related? 职业相关的？ Good, I can only tell you my true occupation! 好吧,那我只能把我的真正职业告诉你们了！ Zhang Ye stammered continually has not hit, the next song loudly sang, this throat, wants to put out an old blood No. 50-60 person to the air/Qi once again! 张烨连磕巴都没打,下一首歌就大声唱出来了,这一嗓子,又一次把现场五六十号人给气得想吐出一口老血！ „50-year-old senior driver my smiling face Yang!” “50岁的老司机我笑脸杨呀！” „Mentioned big automobile my this saying a little to be long!” “提起了大汽车我这话就有点长啊！” Puff! 噗！ Dong Shanshan has covered the face to smile unable to stop! 董杉杉已经捂着脸笑得停不下来了！ Han Qi faints! 韩琦晕倒！ Hu Fei two one black! 胡飞两眼一黑！ This turned into the senior driver? His mother 50-year-old senior driver? Does your also his mother smiling face raise? 这回变成老司机了？还是他妈50岁的老司机？你还他妈笑脸扬？ I raise your two Grandma!! 我扬你二姥姥啊！！ Investment that very Zhang Ye sang, was vivid. 张烨却唱的很投入,绘声绘色极了。 „Back then I 18 learned to drive the automobile.” “想当年我18就学会了开汽车啊。” „Manipulates that foreign car(riage), I am an old expert.” “摆弄那个外国车呀,我是个老内行啊。” „But, has not seen, China car(riage) anything appearance.” “可就是啊,没见过,中国车啥模样啊。” „Looks forward to eagerly, that domestic-made vehicle that hopes left the plant, shouts the roar!” “盼星星盼月亮啊,盼的那个国产汽车真就出了厂,吆吼嘿！” „Our working classes brought honor for motherland!” “咱们的工人阶级为祖国争了光啊！” The people were numb, dull thinks so him. 众人已经麻木了,就这么呆呆看着他。 Zhang Ye more sang more satisfies a craving, more sang is more excited: 张烨越唱越过瘾,越唱越兴奋: „The hopeful my whole body has Strength.” “满怀豪情我浑身有力量呀。” „Hey, hey.” “嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿。” „Hey.” “嘿嘿嘿呀。” „The land of motherland big extraordinary, what I drive that domestic-made vehicle to run is really merry. Thinks really this I run in an instant through entire China. Has installed my car(riage) all construction materials. Day and night, is not resting, transports the grain to transport the steel and iron, the crawling mountain the river, my old man has driven to construct our China personally, shouted the roar...... Hey!” “祖国的土地大的了不得啊,我开着那国产汽车跑的是真快活啊。真想这我一转眼就跑遍了全中国呀。把所有的建设材料都装上了我的车呀。日夜里呀,不歇着呀,运粮食啊运钢铁呀,爬大山呀过大河呀,我老头亲自开车建设咱们中国,吆吼嘿……嘿！” „Lives 50-60 -year-old I not to stop again!” “再活上个五六十岁我也不停车呀！” „Hey!” “嘿嘿嘿！” „Hey, hey!” “嘿嘿嘿,嘿！” „Hey, hey shouted!” “嘿嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿吆！” Last Inhale, Zhang Ye concludes a treble to elongate, „I do not stop!!!” 最后一吸气,张烨收尾一个高音拉长,“我也不停车呀！！！” Sang. 唱完。 Reception. 收音。 Under the stage few have been standing, all but actually passed! 台下已经没几个站着的了,全倒过去了！ Parking! 停车吧！ You hurry to stop the big brother! 您赶紧停车吧大哥！ Took! 服了！ They have taken this person really! 他们真的服了这人了！ Feigned ignorance to install this situation, whom also really did not have! 装蒜装到了他这个地步,也真是没谁了啊！ Oil worker? Coal miner? Railroad worker? This did his mother become lorry driver? Do you also again live 50-60 years you not to stop? How not to open you! 石油工人？煤矿工人？铁路工人？这回又他妈成货车司机了？你还再活个五六十年你也不停车？怎么不开死你啊！ People really by this codename Clown Masked Singer being defeated! 众人真的是被这代号小丑的蒙面歌手给打败了！ Do «I Offer Petroleum for Motherland»? 《我为祖国献石油》？ «Powerful Workers»? 《咱们工人有力量》？ «Senior Driver»? 《老司机》？ This he - mother - what is any song! 这都他-娘-的是什么歌啊！ Your as for such conceals the status? Who you are!? 你丫的至于这么掩饰身份吗？你到底是谁啊！？ ...... …… 【Following my mentality, some people have guessed correctly «Powerful Workers», this actually I already System Notification to everybody, even if this, «Senior Driver» this song you cannot guess, let alone, boarded quickly, to monthly ticket!】 【顺着我的思路,有人猜到了《咱们工人有力量》,这其实我已经提示给大家了,但即使这样,《老司机》这首歌你们还是猜不出来啊,别说了,快上车,给月票吧！】 ...... ……